i hope that one day my remains will be entombed and marked with a wreath so the people will visit my grave and hopefully smear themselves with oil and run naked around it, to pay their respects
Me *compulsively shops three dresses just because they're pretty*
Also me *intellectually reads Anthropologie de la Mort by Louis-Vincent Thomas with the looming awareness that material things do not matter as long as you are not alive inside your soul*
Between "Hey girlie", "What are you, four dogs?" and slowly pirouetting in the middle of a conversation with her parents, Kristen has truly reached critical levels of unhinged this season. And it's only the third episode.