#hfw shitpost

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

Boops will survive the Faro Plague. Boops will survive the purging of APOLLO. Boops are eternal and Sylens cannot escape being booped.

[eclectus]

A frog to protect your blog.

[emilyofjane]

RIP Banuk Werak Chieftain, you will always be peak to me 😔

[xamiipholia]

Aloy when she meets Petra for the first time:

[kelsochronicles]

This is how that scene in the collapsed tunnel actually played out right? RIGHT?!

[artekai]

Behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person

[infriga]

Aloy: I love all my companions. Varl, Erend, Zo, Kotallo, Beta, Alva, and...

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

Aloy: Syphilis

[singingkestrel]

Oh! This reminds me of something! What the hell is it though? Ugh, this is gonna bug me.

[12 seconds later]

Oh yeah, that's it.

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

These poor NPCs just trying to live their lives and then come face to face with the murder machine that gave them PTSD in the middle of town…

[cicadaknight]

pov it comes to light that you lied about being a good climber halfway up a tallneck

[emilyofjane]

Behold, the greatest Photo Mode screenshot I have ever captured:

[xamiipholia]

For the discord peeps ✨✨

[colloquialcolors]

fashav: its no easy thing to be in a huge arena facing down a monster as people scream for your blood 😤

aloy, remembering the time that not only happened to her but that she had lost all her weapons and her focus right before, killed a shitton of huge machines anyway, and screamed "GET DOWN HERE AND KILL ME YOURSELF" somewhere in that mess: i know more about that than you might think

[silentstrike]

This should be their dynamic I think

[subordinate-functions-defender]

my gf accidentally read "hades proposing to avad" instead of "hades apologising to avad" during one of our convos and i couldnt resist the shitpost

[diviner-alva]

Aloy returning to the base after The Kulrut:

You can't tell me this isn't exactly what happened