#hiding in the hashtags

[ghurab-alzilal]

The Limit of Love

Raven: Would you help me if I was hurt?

Damian: Definitely.

Raven: Would you help me if I was dying?

Damian: I'd give up all of me for you.

Raven: Would you avenge me if you couldn't save me?

Damian: In a flicker.

Raven: So...

Raven: Can I borrow your Redbird for a while?

Damian, roundly : Never.

[shakingparadigm]

okay but seriously all jokes aside I really do understand ivan. like having a schedule so packed and busy is so insanely draining no matter how long you've conditioned yourself to endure it. sacrificing certain things like lunch or sleep just to gain the slightest bit more time for yourself is something that feels almost essential to keeping yourself together and not feeling like you're losing yourself in the cycle completely. it's like its own little act of rebellion in a way, something along the lines of you can drown me in work and monotony but I'll keep carving these little spaces of time for what little I have for myself, even if I have to carve them out of my own chest. I will sacrifice parts of myself to ensure that I don't fully succumb to whatever you're trying to make me into. I am human, this is the proof, I will make time even if it ruins me. you know?? yeah. you get it

[pluralsword]

Sorry everybody, had to do it. XD the joke is in the comic panel text if the meaning is unclear due to this being a variant of the meme format. Arcee sure has long days sometimes huh, glad she has determination, wisdom, trust, and love to get through it. If you're stumped check under the cut:

This is a variant of the Loss meme, the loss also being her and her family's long days

[prettyinaccurate]

FUCK you *posts cringe*

[dipperscavern]

https://www.tumblr.com/xxnymeriatargaryenxx/760943990183002112/being-manhandled-by-a-stark-man-tho-thrown

Neeeeeed this

i saw being-manhandled-by-a-stark-man and the way my tongue rolled out of my mouf and i started thumping my foot on the floor like a looney toon in heat

it’s a #NEED. manhandling is part of the dominance we discussed comes with the stark men, it’s only natural. also need cregan to make me squirt wait who said that

[patchworkspringlocks]

The Mimic is genuinely such an interesting fnaf antagonist to me bc it’s a learning, thinking, autonomous being in a way that most of the other animatronic adversaries aren’t with it being entirely devoid of any remains of a human soul, its existence dictated by an algorithm and simple instructing program which it proceeds to carry out with horrifyingly deadly precision, nothing more than a rogue antique endo-turned-murderbot responsible for multiple bloody gore-fests in the tales from the pizzaplex stories and epilogues and yet, AND YET. it’s simultaneously the child it learned it’s mannerisms and ideas that originally shaped its view of the world from, given “life” not by another’s soul but simply the anguish of a father’s grief over the loss of that same child that it doesn’t understand, now learning and adapting as per its programming to the anger and pain and fear it sees in everyone that so much as looks at it, the same hands and arms that used to gently hold a homemade stuffed tiger it now uses to break and rend and maim, and in a way its (later) brutalizing murder-sprees can be seen as little more than an innocent, literal, almost childlike interpretation of its instructions. it is lifeless and robotic and emotionless and capable of learning and emulating and born from pain and loss and anger and adapted to fear and suffering and it is absolutely everything to me

[kindheartedgummybears]

you wanna know what??

I am

TIRED

of overmasculinized werewolves!!!!

I WANNA SEE A

WEREWOLF

WALKING AROUND IN A CVNTY LITTLE OUTFIT!!! WALKING THE STREETS!!!! DISEMBOWELING CREATURES!!!!

I WANNA SEE WEREWOLVES COVERED IN BLOOD AND GORE WHILE WEARING A SHORT SKIRT AND CROPTOP WITH HELLO KITTY ON IT!!!!

I WANNA SEE A WEREWOLF WALKING AROUND IN COTTAGE AND FAIRY AND PRINCESS CORE OUTFITS!!!!!! WITH A DEAD MANGLED RABBIT IN ITS MOUTH!!!!

AND MAKE THE WEREWOLF

D I S G U S T I N G ! ! !

[hellkitepriest]

[lesbianboyfriend]

god i want to start birth control so i don’t get this stupid fucking period anymore but there’s nooo way for me to do that wo my mom knowing and i know she’d be weird about it 😄

[pavedinashes-if]

How would the ex, the doctor, the childhood friend, and best friends bf/gf react to mc always making sure they’re eating and drinking water bc 🥺💞 I love them and want them to stay healthy 🥺💞

Oh my dear anon, you so much deserve some love back, here we go: Your Ex:

Whenever you come around the corner with some water or something to eat, you'll be rewarded with puppy eyes of the most disgustingly cute variety—unless you're into it 😉. They absolutely adore it when you take care of them. Want to step up your game? Gift them a water bottle or mug with your face on it. They'll carry it everywhere, and who would dare say a word? They appreciate homemade meals but also a well-chosen food order. Showing that you've put thought into it melts their heart, and they go full simp - Isn't it obvious that you'll get a mug with their face on it as well?

Your Doctor:

At first, they're irritated, then emotionally touched to the core. They're usually the ones who take care of others, and realizing that someone out there genuinely wants the best for them will catch them off guard. When you remind them to eat or drink, they might say, "Thank you, but I'm okay. I need to finish this first; I'll eat later." Of course, they know this is unwise and unhealthy, but you know what they say, those who should know best are often the worst. Therefore, they might resist in the beginning, but this resistance will quickly fade, and one day, they'll look forward to your reminders, checking their watch, even if they won't admit it. This means they're thinking of eating or drinking on their own now, but they look forward to you checking in.

Your Childhood Friend:

Oh, come on, she always has something to snack on and a drink in hand. She'll even get you one of those sparkling, brightly colored bottles. Bianca is excited to share snacks and have a juice, smoothie, or shake ready for you. Craving some boba? She'll get it for you! Let's bond over delicious food!

Your Bestie's BF/GF:

They think it's cute, but they'll tell you it's not necessary. At first, they'll try to convince you that they can take care of themselves just fine. But when you don't give up and insist that they don't skip a meal or drink enough, they'll soften up a bit. It will become more and more appreciated with each interaction. One day, they'll talk to you about it and address it properly. They'll offer you a deal: they'll take better care of themselves if you two combine it with some intimate moments. Please, get your head out of the gutter, will you? They mean a candlelit dinner, homemade Italian food, the best espresso or iced coffee in town—whatever your heart desires. Because, together with you, all of this makes sense, and they begin looking forward to it. And okay, nobody will argue with some personal mouth-to-mouth cherry exchange, for the direct vitamins only, of course 😉

[basslinegrave]

hide yo girls or ima rawr at them (or something)

[your-local-bunni]

Burnt.

Chicken.

NUGGET.

{WIP for Mob!Bella! (You'll find out about Bentley soon enough...)}

[red-hemlock]

Dagny Headcanon: Easter

Getting candy and painting eggs is fun and all, but what Dagny really looks forward to every Easter is the egg hunt that her mom sets-up for her. River waits until Dagny is asleep, and will go around the hideout that they're currently staying-in, hiding a number of plastic eggs around it for her to find in the morning. The kicker, though? None are directly in sight, and they all tend to be hidden in places that are quite challenging for the average child to find. But Dagny loves a good challenge, and enjoys it thoroughly, likening it as a precursor training of sorts to when she'll have to 'find' people as an assassin!

Especially finding the 'golden egg'. All of the eggs contain small things like candies and quarters, but the golden egg is the 'ultimate' prize, hidden in the hardest spot. This one usually contains a cool $20, or tickets to something she likes; or the best prize of all, one coupon to 'Request Almost Anything You Want from Mom'! Dagny usually uses this to get River to finally teach her 'assassin'-y things, like weak spots and even some moves to be used in order to bring down your enemies easier. Not that she can completely use them now but it's good info to stash away for when she's big!

Someday she'll convince her mom to do an egg hunt in their big warehouse hideout. She can't say 'it's too dangerous' forever, and Dagny knows there has to be a bunch of great places to hide eggs there!

[carltonlassie]

[cheesecake-beech]

Look, I'm about as athletic as a Redditor, but I will summon all of the strength I have to spike that infant into a field goal, even if it kills me.

Dr. Babbles deserves every single solitary cubic picometer of hate he gets from the community.

HOW DARE YOU 😠😠😠💢

I won't stand for this Babble abuse BABBLE DID NOTHING WRONG!!1!!11 Ya'll are just mean 🙄🙄🙄

If ANYTHING SONIC DESERVSE MORE HE'S SUCH A DUMMY DUMB DUMB DUMB LIKE SEASON 2 HE'S SO STOOPID, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FOR PLOT AT THIS POINT 😠😠😠💢💢💢 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGGRGRRRGRGRRARGAGGRRGGRRRRR

[whoreible-angel]

I'm engaged to that man as of last week by the way