#hiii eli! thank u :]

[h3arts4harry]

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summary: y/n goes out for girls night and gets left to walk home, noticing someone following her she calls chris who comes with backup

warnings: fluff, alcohol, creepy dudes, throwing up, idrk

biker! chris sturniolo x y/n

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y/n 21 chris 22 matt 22 nick 22 elianna (eli) 22 jemma (jem) 21

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-Y/N POV-

its 8pm and im getting ready to go out with eli and jemma. we've been planning girls night for around 2 months now and we all just got off of facetime finalizing our plan of what we're doing, agreeing to get to the club at around 9:30pm. i set down my phone on my desk and walk over to my closet swiftly pulling out my leopard print tube top and my short black shorts along with my studded belt, laying them out on my bed before undressing my comfy clothes and pulling on the outfit. as im looking over my outfit in the mirror, i hear a quiet buzz come from my desk, i turn around to -chris🧡- is calling i quickly pick up my phone answering it leaning it on a water bottle on my desk, pulling out my makeup from the drawer to my left side "heyy", "hey ma, what you doing?" he asks his phone against his monitor, hes leant forward his elbows on his knees, his eyes locked on your face. "im getting ready to go out with eli and jemma" i pause for a second to focus on getting the eyeliner even before speaking up again "u remember i said about it a couple days ago" i glance at his smiling face then back to the mirror, "oh yea, do you need me to drive you there?" "uh eli's picking us up in her uber, she was gonna drive then decided she wanted to drink earlier on the phone" "okay, where are you going?" "sound nightclub, its in las palmas ave" "oh nice, tara said that place is good" "omg we need to hangout with tara so bad, im gonna text her tmr" "sounds great" chris chuckles, i finish my makeup cleaning it up by wiping the smudged eyeliner, i pull my hair out of the messy bun i quickly pulled it into to get it out of my face, i split the hair in two bringing it over my shoulders, "you look beautiful ma" i look to my phone to a smirk on chris's face while he lays on his bed against his headboard. "thank you baby" i smile while combing through my hair.

im showing chris the entire outfit when i hear a car honking outside, "eli and the uber is here" i announce, "okay baby have fun and call me if you need anything yea?" "i will, thank you, i love you baby" "i love you too ma" and with that we hang up. i grab my bag and rush down and out my house, "bye mum ill be home late, dont wait up" "okay hunny be safe love you" she yells back from the kitchen "love you too" i shout as i close the door behind me. i run up to the uber, opening the back down sitting down, "elianna hiii" i reach forward hugging eli whos sat in the passengers seat "hey y/nn", "i think youre forgetting someone?" jemma says from beside me "i could never forget u jem" i giggle giving her a hug as well.

-9:27pm-

we pull up outside the club, eli pays the uber driver and we head into the loud building. we walk up to bar and order some shots. "to girls night!" we cheers and down the shot.

-11:02pm-

songs blast over the speakers as we all dance. i feel hands slide onto my waist "hey hottie" i immediately turn around stepping back bringing my hand up between us "hey, no, i have a boyfriend" he steps closer to me my hand now against his chest bringing his hands back onto me "i dont see him" he smirks "well if he sees you he'll beat your ass so i suggest you walk away lil boy" i push against his chest as i finish talking, his smirk disappears and he walks away. i continue dancing until the song finishes, another starting as i make my way over to the bar for another drink.

-1:30am-

"heyy i think i wanna go home now" i drunkenly speak to my best friends, "girl cmonn we wanna stay" eli says back, a small 'yea' being heard from jem "okay" i look down at my shoes "imma walk home byee" i say quieter than i thought, i spin on my feet and walk through the crowd of people, eli and jem go back to dancing thinking im going to use the restroom.

-1:45am-

i forgot the walk back home is 1-2 hours, and my feet are starting to hurt already. i look around the street to see if theres a bench to see a figure a little back behind me down the street. the person looks quite tall, but i cant make out who it is. i turn and carry walking, deciding to try ignore the pain in my feet not wanting to stop and them catch up.

after walking for another 10 minutes i can still feel the presence of someone behind me, but they feel closer than before. scared to turn back around, i pull out my phone and call chris:

"can u come get me i dont feel safe" i whisper adding, "i think someones following me" "are you drunk? where are u?" "i dont know urmmm" i squints my eyes while walking attempting to read the street sign "oh im on Melrose" "okay we're on our way" "thank you baby- wait what do you mean we?" "be there in 5 okay?" "okay baby i love you" "i love you too ma"

i continue walking still terrified to stop or look behind me. after what feels like hours walking (10 minutes), i hear revving in the distance to my right, i turn to see 3 black motorbikes speeding down the road. i stop with a small smile recognising chris's bike from a mile away. they pull up directly infront of me, chris pulls off his helmet "are you okay?" looking a little down the street to see a man stopped in his tracks staring at the group, hes closer than y/n thought. "yea, especially now your here" i put a hand on his cheek swiping my thumb over it, the small stubble against my hand will always be one of my favourite feelings. "is he following you?" he doesn't take his eyes away from the man, "im not sure, i didn't want to look or stop, i just called you" i lightly bite the side of my bottom lip, chris turns to his brothers tilting his head in the direction of the man, the boys nod back taking of towards him to which he turns back to you. "here" he passes you the helmet from his lap, "thank you" i mumble pulling the helmet over my head, chris takes off his protective jacket "chris you need this" i say as hes pulling it on me "you need it more than me" he zips it up "cmon jump on lets go home" i do as he says, lifting my leg over the bike wrapping my arms around his waist. as chris starts up the bike i look to my right to see 1 out of the 2 boys riding back towards us, i lean back to see nick stood over the man, one fist filled with the neck of his shirt, the other landing one last punch into the side of his face. dropping the man he stands up straight turning back to his bike pulling his helmet on, then getting onto his bike joining us waiting for him.

"are you okay y/n?" nick asks through the intercom, "yea im oka-" im cut off being sick in my mouth, forcing myself to swallow it down as i have my helmet on and i cant let it go, i feel chris try turn to me not being fully able to "ma?" i take in a deep breath "im fine, can we go home? im gonna be sick again" "of course baby" chris pulls out into the road, matt infront of us and nick behind. we're pulling onto the main road when matt breaks the silence "hold on y/n, what do you mean again?" "i uh threw up in my mouth but had to swallow it cause i had my helmet on" you can hear nick gag in the background.

-2:53am-

we finally pull into our driveway. as soon as i feel the bike stop i jump off it, pulling my helmet off as i run through the garage door into chris and i's room, lightly throwing it onto chris bed as i barge into the bathroom falling to my knees infront of the toilet immediately throwing up what felt like my entire insides.

"y/n?" chris runs in behind me almost instantly, crouching down pulling my hair back "let it all out baby". i sit back onto the heels of my feet, leaning into chris's chest "remind me to never drink again" i groan to which he quietly chuckles "dont laugh at me" i sit up turning to face him "its not funny" he shakes his head still laughing, "chris-" "i know i know, its just you tell me to do remind you every single time" i stay silent looking at him furrowing my eyebrows with a small pout "cmon lets get you ready for bed" he stands up then puts his hand out for me pulling me up. "im gonna grab you some pjs, can you manage taking your dress off?" he asks with a small smile lingering on his face, i nod reaching down to the bottom of my dress lifting it over my head, then sitting on the toilet seat pulling off my shoes. he walks in with one of his shirts and a pair of my shorts, i reach to grab the clothes when he turns them away "let me help" "i can do it yano" "i know but i want to" he pulls the shirt over my head letting it drop before leaning over tapping my left leg, i lift it and he slips the shorts over, repeating the same with my right leg. he then stands up straight, grabbing my makeup wipes from the drawers, taking one out he places his spare hand on my jawline and begins wiping away the smudged makeup that remains on my face i look down to his wrist seeing a hair tie, i reach up pulling his hand off my face taking the band before placing his hand back on my face, putting up my hair in a low messy bun. "all clean" he says kissing the tip of my nose before lifting my up from the seat carrying me to our bed.

as soon as i feel the sheets cover me i feel how tired i actually am, just as i doze off i feel chris's arms wrap around me bringing my chest against his, kissing my forehead he mumbles "goodnight ma."

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i wrote this over a course of 2 months for im sorry if its shit LMFAO

as always, honest feedback is appreciated <333

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[joszns]

HIII JO!!

do u think you can write smth about like reader surprising ellie with a tattoo of ellies name on her thigh and then ellie goes absolutely ham wit it😋

HIII thank u sm for this request anon!!! it was fun to write :) dreaming about ellie fucking me silly all cuz of some ink in my skin…it does things fr.

warnings: cunnilingus (r!receiving), fingering (r!receiving), accidental sex tape kinda, reader takes a pic during sex

“ellie! ellie! babe, look!” you say excitedly, rushing inside your girlfriends room.

she smiles when she sees you, taking off her headphones and opening her arms for a hug.

“what is it baby?” ellie coos, welcoming you into her lap.

you grin mischievously and lift your skirt up, revealing a tattoo on your inner thigh. small and delicate, it reads: ‘ellie ❤︎’.

“do you like it? i got it done earlier, i’ve been dying to show you!”

ellie stares at the tattoo, feeling heat pool between her legs. her strong hands grip your thighs, causing you to jump a bit at the sudden pressure.

“it’s cute…” she says, staring at it.

“you hate it.” you pout, looking away.

“i love it. i love it so much.”

“prove it.” you say.

ellie brings your face to hers and kisses you deeply, pulling you into her by your jaw.

you moan into the kiss, arching forward as your tongues sloppily slide against eachother. her hands wander, dropping from your neck, then your chest, and finally your thighs. she caressed the area near the tattoo, gently rubbing her thumb over the ink. whimpering, you pull her impossibly closer and tug on her hair lightly.

ellie picks you up and walks to her bed, putting you down and immediately kissing down your body. she stops at your thighs, pulling up your skirt and kissing the skin around your tattoo while looking up at you.

“telling everyone you’re mine, hm? my name, on display..” ellie said, leaving a hickey on your thigh.

“yeah, love showin’ you off baby..” you sighed, spreading your legs open more as ellie’s mouth slowly inched upwards.

she breathed out over your cunt, making you shiver. you feel yourself throb expectantly, embarrassed at the fact ellie could see just how wet she made you.

“so pretty, my love..” ellie says, placing a soft kiss on your soaking clit. she looks up at you as she does this, watching your expression falter slightly.

she breathes you in one last time before pressing her tongue on you, slowly pulling the wet muscle through your sloppy folds.

“elie…” you whine, pushing your hips into her face. “stop teasing.”

she complied with your request, happily eating you like you were her last meal on death row.

you moaned, fingers tangling in her hair, hips bucking up into ellie’s smothered face. her expert lips clung to your clit, sucking softly as her tongue flicked the cherry bud. her right hand lingered by the tattoo, gripping and kneading the fat below it.

“so good baby, who’s pussy’s this?” ellie asked, her other hand moving up to slide one of her long fingers inside of you.

“yours baby fuck—s’yours, my pussy’s yours—” you cried, chest rapidly rising and falling with each shallow breath you took, orgasm nearing quickly.

“take a picture baby..so you always know who you belong to.” ellie commanded, watching herself slide another finger into your sloppy cunt.

you happily obliged, taking your phone as ellie continued to eat you out. you moaned, back arching.

struggling to keep your arms straight, you positioned the phone at a good angle and snapped a photo, accidentally starting a video as you fumbled with the device.

“ellie..fuck…don’t stop—god don’t stop!” you whimpered, the phone falling onto the mattress as you moaned your girlfriends name over and over.

her fingers were relentlessly perfect, arching and thrusting in just the right way ellie knew hit all the spots you loved the most.

“m’gunna cum! please-don’t—stooop!” you cried, extending your last word as you climaxed hard on ellie’s face and fingers.

ellie rode you through it, slowing her pace on licking and thrusting into you. aftershocks rolled through your body, causing you to twitch every now and then as she departed from your puffy clit with a ‘pop’ and retracted her fingers.

“you alright, baby?” she asked, getting up to grab a towel for her hands.

you stopped her, looking into her beautiful green eyes as you licked her hand clean. ellie swallowed hard, the feeling of your wet tongue dragging on her fingers creating new sensations.

“i’m so fucking glad i don’t gotta share you.”

[dublinskeetz]

i’d love for you to write something about elijah hewson!!! 🩷🩷🩷

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yourusername mirrors, cute boy gave me a cig, shhhh, me and tay, on his knees, i can never tie my shoes lol, grwm, mirror seflie?

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elijahhewson cause my girl ruined her own softlaunch. love you my sweet girl and thank you for the past three years full of love. words will never be able to describe how grateful i am for you and your shitty jokes

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yourusername in honor of me ruining my own soft launch, im happy to give u "sweet nothing" ft the taylor swift (thank u tay for agreeing) for my babygirl (thx josh for spoiling the surprise.) this song represents the small things this man has done for me that makes me happy in the world. eli ur kind words, pretty smile, and calmness that comes with being with you makes everything right in the world. thank u for loving me.

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elijah hewson x pop singer! reader

authors note: reader is matty healy's lil sister cause I loovvvee connecting my two fav bands.

ENJOY THIS EVERYONEEE, happy holidays <33

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yourusername thank you thank you THANK YOU everyone for all the love and support over this album !! it was the product of heartbreak but now its the thing bringing me all the joys <33 tour continues next week cant wait to see all you sexy beings :))

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yourusername to answer the burning question: yes we met at the daycare for nepobabies 😏

also the last pic is for the nosey bastards at deuxmoi !

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elijahhewson still waiting for my love letter...

yourusername alri I dont know if I can be the alex to your alexa, what about a few love songs? elijahhewson yeah guess that'll do yourusername get ready pretty boy inhalerfan1 PRETTY BOY ynfan1 damn we lost her

bobbyskeetz THANK GOD this has been awful to keep in

ynfan2 damnn can believe I lost the love of my life to an irish boy

yourusername a very pretty irish boy that makes me v happy, does that help or make it worse? ynfan2 really 😭😭 really 😭😭 happy for you 😭😭

inhalerfan2 nepobaby²!!

trumanblack you promised me you wouldn't date until you were at least 35..

yourusername 👁👄👁 we're just friends..

denis_welch both so gorgeous! great to see you so happy

ynfan2 damn he makes her happy 😭 😭

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yourusername surprise! my next album fuck, I'm in love is gonna be yours next month <33

cause im in a giving mood I thought I'd give you a look at the covers AND the a sneak peak at the tracklist mwah xx

1. lover 2. mastermind 3. nonsense 4. the archer 5. dress 6. gorgeous 7. bad for business 8. false god 9. good in bed 10. your power

(please listen even tho they're happy )

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yourusername also big shout out to bedfordanes and miss xcx for help with the production xxx

bedfordanes sick songs but also so very disturbing that the littlest healy is thinking like this charli_xcx such a baby ! songs are just as hot as you girl 🔥🔥

inhalerfan1 those song titles...

ynfan1 oh MY GOD good in bed ?? LOVER is this a dont listen around your parents album??

yourusername well tracks 3,4 and 9 are off limits for my brother and mum if that tells you anything ynfan1 mwhahahha miss girl you're iconic

ryanmcmahon_15 oh he's gonna be unbearable after this

joshjenkinson_ like he isn't already bad enough he's dating one of the biggest popstars rn inhalerfan1 lol eli in his wag era elijahhewson and proud of it 💅💅

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ynfanupdates BEST DAY EVERRRR guys I got invited to yn's secret show in london tonight and it was the best thing to ever happen to me 😭 it was such an intimate show with only a handful of fans there and she sang the entire new album. also her brother matty came on and played guitar for your power, which had me SOBBING

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ynfan1 wow im sooo envious was it just fans?

ynfanupdates no it was like for all her friends and family ! ynfan1 sooooo was he there? ynfanupdates who do you think shes smiling to?? he was ofc there and the rest of inhaler

ynfan2 what are the songs like ? can you remember any lyrics??

ynfanupdates not really I was so in the moment and I'm gonna gatekeep them cause you will enjoy them more next friday! ynfanupdates but ill tell you what she said before the archer! said that it was written about her brother (matty) and how since she's always looked up to him, and she can't believe that he isn't more assured in himself or something ynfan2 ahhh I cannot wait

inhalerfan1 what was your favourite??

ynfanupdates soooo hard to choose but i think gorgeous or mastermind ! she was so clearly happy singing them <3

yourusername I too cry at the sight of my brother I dont blame you ! thank you for coming and thank you thank you for not leaking any lyrics <33

ynfanupdates my pleasure 💕💕💕💕

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yourusername wow releasing an album just before silly season was HECTIC. but I wouldnt change it for the world! thank you for all the love for fuck, im in love the first couple shows have been INSANE.

got up to some other fun aswell as doing shows, I mean it is silly season after all !

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taylorswift tis the damn season !

elijahhewson fuck that first pic..

yourusername yeah? im too busy looking at the hottie in the second pic... bobbyskeetz you both make me SICK trumanblack agreed you should both break up rn yourusername as IF you weren't the one throwing a hissy fit over the fact he's not coming for christmas

joshjennkinson_ seems like an unfair pic to choose ...

ryanmcmahon_15 done so dirty yourusername but you all look soooo tall!

denis_welch can't wait to have you back for christmas !! enjoy Ireland first

yourusername me too! I'll be home on the 23rd :)) inhalerfan1 ahh shes going to eli's!!

yourusername just added to their story!

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trumanblack and why in gods name do you always us this pic

↳ yourusername its the definition of socially awkwardness hahaha

bobbyskeetz get ready for the worst hangover ever afterwards

↳ yourusername terrified on multiple levels

elijahhewson hahahha you've met them so much it's grand

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yourusername if im just a girl how am I now a homeowner??

another amazing thing to finish of this AMAZING year 💘

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trumanblack STOP GROWING UP

denis_welch I agree with matthew

elijahhewson woohoo homeowners next step dogowners ?

yourusername we have not got it in us to be parents in any capacity babyyy elijahhewson :((((

Check out part two here xxx

[lelelego]

I ACCIDENTALLY SUBMITTED A POST INSTEAD OF ASKING OH MY GOD

Question still stands tho… Eli/Boone tunes? Playlist? :]

RHGJUDHFHHDHGJF HIII!!! best reaction pic by far btw

as for an eli/boone playlist GODDD i don't know. i'm ngl the worst at picking out songs because then i just end up picking songs i like rather than songs that fit the vibe.

here are a few songs i picked out for this ask though <3 thank u beento as always for prompting

[solittles]

Hiii baby I am blowing u a kiss... could u answer 1, 7 and 15 for the book ask game??? For little ole me.....

hi darling dear!! thank u for having the time to send me a little ask 💕

1. book you’ve reread the most times?

it'll surprise no one when i say ronja the robber's daughter by astrid lindgren 🫣 oops. she's my life blood, my everything.

7. is there a series/book that got you into reading?

this is a hard question, because i grew up with a librarian mother, so reading has always been a part of my life. but i know i'm very much raised on pettson and findus, moomin, astrid lindgren and elsa beskow 🥰💕

15. recommend and review a book.

oh. may i hand u this review i wrote years ago about the book vicious by v.e. schwab, a book i really really like!!! 💕 5/5 stars 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

When Victor Vale's college roommate Eliot 'Eli' Cardale decides to make his thesis on the concept and possible existence of Extraordinary people – people in the world said to have special powers – Victor takes it further by making the suggestion to leave the theoretical world, and instead try to create one. If Eli figures out how to do it, Victor volunteers to be the test subject for the experiment. As medical students attending Lockland University, it's easy for them to get their hands on everything they need to go through with it. This turns out to be the greatest mistake of Victor's life.

Ten years later Victor breaks out of prison where he ended up because of Eli. His goal? To find Eli, and make him pay for ruining his life. What Victor doesn't know is that the hatred is mutual and Eli is waiting for him. With desires for revenge and different powers on each side, the question is: could the outcome be anything else than lethal?

send me numbers from the book ask game

[dollfaceksj]

hi clover! it's been a while; class has been kicking my butt lately lol. how have you been? how's life treating you? i'm so excited for the new fic collab you are doing! what was the inspiration and what can we expect? hope you are doing well! ❤

hiii how have u been!! im ok. life is also kicking my ass lol classes and assignments etc.

thank u im glad ur looking forward to it!

the inspo actually came from an old fic i read months ago and my friend wanted to start writing so i gave her a few ideas and she started coming up w her own ideas too. we then decided itd be cool if we both took the idea and came up w our own versions so it overall has the same idea but different plots. how cool is that??

from my version, you can expect some … :))) bratty!reader, mean!jk(my meanest jk to date), enemies (neighbors that complain abt each other), cybersex and more. it also might be the most .. hardcore smut? ive ever written? no extreme kinks or stuff like that but uhh… jk is actually like really mean lol. so the smut can be a bit …. hm. :)

not sure what eli is ok w me sharing but ill say in eli’s version, you can expect jk pov. :))))

[riddlingwife]

❣️😳💭 for Eli ^_^? @ghost--girlfriend

HI HI HIII THANK U FOR THE ASK <3

❓describe a time one of you did flirt or make a move, only for the other to remain totally oblivious.

"that's a nice lip gloss you have on," eli noted, "is it new?" iris blinked, in surprise. huh. how did he know? "mhm! you want a little?", he asked, hoping that eli would catch onto it. "ew, no, i don't use that," eli said with a laugh, turning away and back to whatever they were watching. iris had to supress a disappointed sigh before also turning back to the tv.

😳 what moment flustered them the most?

it was a summer afternoon and they were hanging out with their small group, having ice cream and stuff. when iris looked at him, he noticed like... a little spot in the corner of his mouth. "wait, dude, you got some on your lip," iris pointed. he wiped the other way. "not there, dumbass! god, come here."

without a second to respond, iris turned his head towards him and wiped the small dot of icecream on the corner of his lip with his pinky finger. then, iris went back to whatever timothy and matthew were saying, joining the convo again - while eli was like. with a loud buzzing in his head for a good 30 seconds wondering what the hell happened there

💭 who daydreamed about the other more often? what did they think about most?

hmmm hard question honestly? bc i think both of them daydreamed a lot. it's just that eli was deep in denial that he was doing that. iris, not so much. so naturally i think eli would think more about it because he tries to supress so much. he'd think about what it would be like to take him out on a date, probably a movie date. what would he even like to watch? what if he leaned in and kissed him? what if-

[talesofely]

hi ely! your new story with Natasha is SO good so far! just wondering if you had a tag list for it and if you did then if I could be part of it also your Taylor swift story on Wattpad is super good thanks !!

AAAAAA hiii! i remember u from wattyyy, the one who always comments 🥹 u found my tumblr ! 🥳 (or maybe u came from tumblr and found my wp through here idk lmao)

thank u so so so much! it's compliments like urs are what gives me motivation to write 🥹

i'm not sure if i will make a taglist, but there's a 60% chance i mighttt. if i do make one tho, i'll make sure to add u!

also, thank u so much for ur comments on wattpad 🥹 i appreciate every single comment u leave 🥹 thank u, love uuu ! 🥹

[t4tbedehopmar]

HIII KOHAKOHA !!!!!! happy bday i hope ur having an awesome day 🫶 my gift for uu is queued for like. later at night my time but yeah jwjbdhdheb 👍

THANK U ELIE!!!!!!!! i'm having a super fun and good day so yeah thanks <3 AND OOOOOO OK i'll very probably be asleep fjhfjdjd but wtv very excited to see it :D

[cutestfemboyfr]

hiii do u like femdoms ? ^_^ ♡

i think ur rlly cute btw ^^

i jus like talkin to ppl tbh dont ely care about what they are as long as theyre fun to talk tk

also thanks

[meyhew]

Hi seed, I noticed you’re very into literature and was wondering if you had any classical literature recommendations. I’ve never been very exposed to the genre as the most I had to read in high school was stuff like The Iliad, Romeo and Juliet, and Of Mice and Men, so I feel like finally catching up on things I’ve missed out on. Thanks in advance!

hiii i havent read that many classics recently but i did fall absolutely in love with giovanni's room some months back. when i read classics for school, i remember being fascinated by toni morrison's writing, esp beloved and sula. night by eli wiesel isnt like a true Classic but it is such a good book and i do think everyone should read it at least once as an adult (i read it when i was like 14 or whatever but i've just picked it up again and yeah. adults need to read it).

@malinaa says rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead (ONLY IF you have read hamlet), the haunting of hill house, their eyes were watching god, and frankenstein. also if u loved romeo & juliet then u should simply read all of shakespeare's stuff

i have also tried the picture of dorian gray but that is arguably the most Difficult read out of everything on this list in that it's one of those novels i'm slightly too stupid to understand perfectly on the first read. definitely requires multiple rereads on my part

[deaths]

hiii rio :] i haven't self shipped in so long but you make me wanna get back into it sooo bad. i hope you and aki have a wonderful day today

eli hi hi!!! its so much fun if u ever get into it lmk!! and thank u we will💓

[justauthoring]

hiii, i sent u an ask a couple weeks ago about soy literally freaking out because of how amazing the story is and whenever i wanted to come on here to freak out even more you came and posted another part, so now after i had a few business days and now a couple hours to process the newest chapters i can confidently say that you are definitely making every single part better and better!! i look forward to a new chapter every week and the story makes me so happy! i love how y/n is basically done with hawk (or so it seems) but deep down eli still cares for her, the outburst she had because he kept her out of detention was *chefs kiss* and his jealousy whenever she’s with demetri or robby is magnificent, the flashbacks to when eli and y/n were still best friends and how he knows of her situation with her mom make me all fluffy, i really like how we went from “i had a really good time, see you in school” to “i’m done with you” even though she likes him so much, mixed with hawks desperation to make her stay, show her the new him is better. i love the twists and turns you make to tweak the story into the way that the reader is involved but it still follows the original plot of the show. i can’t wait what you do for chapter 9!! <3 i’m actually at a loss for words right now because it’s one of my favorite stories here on tumblr and i want to tell you so much more thoughts that i have in my mind but i just can’t form sentences that could describe how much i adore shadow of yourself and you!! sorry this is so long and so much and not as in depth and lovely like cherry blossom anon (love their chapter analysis) but thank you for your work :)

it doesn’t matter how detailed this is or isn’t—this absolutely warmed my heart and i cannot thank you enough <3 the response i have received from this series has absolutely blown me away and im just so happy you and others have enjoyed it!

it’s brought my back to the good old days and definitely brought back my inspiration for writing and that is thanks to you (and everyone else who has read and enjoyed this series). im so so excited to continue it and i hope you continue to enjoy it as well :)

thank you once again! anajsjfbxjnsonajbd this was just an absolute heartwarming message to read through :)

[starlitscars]

Hiii it's me eli I made an account just to read the fic😚

Hiii dear. That's really sweet. Thank u 🥺✨

[anakinskywalkerog]

omg oli hiii! no worries at all hehe, i was sorta worried because of the oli drought lol

actually me and eli broke up like last week lmao. my friend was the one who suggested it - he was like, "dude. you dont seem interested in your relationship at all anymore. hes dating you thinking you still like him, which is unfair. i genuinely think you like han more than eli at this point; if what you said about getting the feeling of him not really keeping to himself is true, then break up, for both of your sakes."

so i did 🤷‍♀️

but yes i love 'I Can See You', all of the vault tracks are so good! foolish one was written for me lolol. and timeless is so perfect. "in the 1500s in a foreign land"??? ma'am, queen taylor has slayed again. or should i say, queen slaylor?

lmao i agree with the seasoning part. existence is too boring indeed. although i disagree with using the crush thingy. i don't REALLY like him, sort of just an attraction. in fact its over too lol. he texted me and we talked for a little bit and everything has gone back to how it was before anything turned up 💀 i get the ick quite easily

oh no! im sorry! im sure it will, but in the meantine, if you ever need, i'm always here :)

he did lmao! it took a lot of begging, and a lot of flat out refusal ("i cant write that! thats objectification! "consensual objectification!" "... no way i can do that. id be scarred." "its fine just do just do it pleaaaaase!" "lmao i cannot write smut about you both, thats too far, even for me, canberry." "...what about all of the smut you read then-") (not sure what gave him that impression but i am a college student, what am i, mary jane? i could, but i wont 🤭) cranberry asked after i wrote a sort of drabble for his friend (who also asked, but he gives highkey gay vibes lol. he and his gym bro and both crazy) back in january, but i flat out refused. and then something my friend posted on her story after one of our finals made me go "... no way, but i actually have a great idea"

ergo it happened!

but its definitely platonic lolol im sort of their only friend with such *amazing* writing skills ;) their exact words were "but youre the only person we know who writes fanfiction, please please please"

lmao i have no clue, just being crazy with their boys i guess lol.

hopefully! definitely did not seem that way from his messages, but maybe im wrong. ill give it a couple of months? plus, i have not been blocked, or removed from his stories, and he did enjoy reading it (bros was laughing so hard he couldnt even read)

lmaooo me too! we would be so iconic. feel free to drama dump anytime lmaoo. i am officially a *tumblr user who gets asks* (proud smiling) hehe 😈

i also cooked my own curry for the first time today hehe that was interesting

lmao i will try, thank you for the tip <3

love, sythe <3

sorry it took me so long to reply, sythe!!

1) don’t be worried about oli droughts, I just get busy but everything is fine!

2) sorry to hear about eli 😭 damn. but also rip and thank u next, you know what I’m sayin

3) foolish one was written for all us tumblr girlies!! lololol. but also, you don’t have to have a CRUSH just to have a lil crush. like, just a lil makin eyes on occasion makes life less boring hehe

4) truly CANNOT imagine anyone in my real life asking me to write them fanfic let alone a BOY let alone SMUT that is a crazy story

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 (ps have you watched Ahsoka yet)