i’m sure you already have it but if not please include tks habit of lying about his hometown games in your primer. it’s my favorite thing ever
eiidolon my beloved. tk’s habit of What
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i'm sorry my twitter mutual subjected me to this so i have to show you guys too. this is the worst tweet ever i think
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You spent your whole life thinking something is a last name and then you realize it's a name. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAT'S A NAME
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Troy: I’m Abed’s everything ✨ I’m his best friend 👯♀️ His confidante 🤫 His right hand arm 🖐 Man 👨 His silly rabbit 😊 Jeff: His silly rabbit? Troy: Yes 👍 Jeff: Is that what he calls you? Troy: No ❤️
THIS MADE ME WHEEZE AND OH MY HOD he’s so barbara walters coded and this is a direct quote
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what’s not good about wakey wakey is it was a little too open, and not that cool claustrophobic feel like the original has. too many people. that’s why most people don’t like it
also duck’s cock💀💀
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Me: brushing my teeth
Audiobook: "When Jack seized his left hand and brought it to his erect cock"
Me: chokes on toothpaste
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not sure I'll make it tonight but in case i do is yagami's burgeoning piss kink family friendly?
only if he does it in the sink . as where all Family Friendly activities take place
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Just finished reading Hell Bent, and " supercharged, oversized glow stick" is sending me!
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oh.... to touch uruha's spot..
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I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience
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