#his bday is coming upppp

[skelewins]

[morwap]

in honor of the last day of your celebration, pls make this horny thought i had while brushing my teeth come to life in a fic🙏🙏

rough sex (pegging if your feeling like making me literally DIE) for sub!james bday😫😫 (with a mommy kink ofc cause U ALREADY KNOWWW)

UGH IM JUST HOPING PPL STILL SEND IN REQUESTS EVEN AFTER MY CELEBRATION 😫 IVE BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN

got soft at the end 😟😫

BABE U KNOW I GOTTA DO THE PEGGING

OMG HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UPPPP early bday post for james 😍🤞 even tho remus’ was i think the other day but i hope my sub rem posts made up for it

“what’s wrong jamie, i’m giving you what you wanted. wasn’t this your birthday wish?” you teased, “mommy s’too much” james moaned closing his eyes and letting his head fall.

“too much? this is what you wanted, to be filled up with mommys cock and now it’s too much?” you said grabbing at his hips and pushing him back into you with every thrust. “don’t be ungrateful james” you teased, “m’sorry mommy didn’t mean to be ungrateful” james whined his arms barely able to hold himself up.

“seems to me like you are, i’m just trying to please the birthday boy but you wanna complain” you tutted with smirk, watching james grab at the sheets. “sorry mommy, didn’t mean to” james moaned, “it’s okay jamie i forgive you” you said softly.

you moved one hand down to his cock, spreading his precum around. “wanna hold hands mommy” he panted and you slowed your movements, “kay, wanna get on your back for me?” you asked sweetly and watched him nod. you pulled out and allowed him to move as he pleased before your fake cock was back into him, filling him up like he deserved.

you pinned one of his hands down with yours, interlocking them and your other hand on the bed holding yourself up. “such a good boy” you praised, “happy birthday james”

[infectedpaul]

VOLUME 4 SPOILERS AHGHH

I FORGOT TO GET MY NOTEPAD OUT

OK NOTES: BRADS A QUARTERBACK HANNAHS HAVING VISIONS OF THE FUTURE PROB LEX DOESNT HAVE INSURANCE DR LASZLO

ok here we go 24,000 JOEY RICHTER ETHAN FDLFJDSLFDJLFASJ

HE LOOKS LIKE MY FUCKING BROTHER WEBBY IS SUCH A DORK webbyyy......:( waAAAH HANNAH BIRTHDAAAY HANNAH BIRTHDAAAAAY WE FOUND OUR NOISEMAKERS its october 5th hannahs bday is october 5th! A SEA BISCUIT? THE AFOREMENTIONED PIZZA PETE its that fucker from home alone HES THE HES THE FAT HORSE FROM THAT LAS PEGASUS EPISODE doug dimmadome owner of th I THOUGHT HE SAID JABLINSKI EDDIE JABLINSKI JDSLFJAS ok but this means that ETHan remembered hannahs bday even if lex didnt okaaaay. givin me a lil more respect for the fucker watch its like. a shining twist n all these people are from the 1920s or smth purple blue and green lights hm hatchetfield rollerama mother nature and father time the 4th dimension

that titan of time, he takes a lickin and keeps on tickin its stopwatch (jon matteson, who looks so dumb) the hotheaded human inferno, if you cant take the heat get outta her kitchen, she's spitfire (bryce charles) KILL JON MATTESON

HADOOOOUKEN HES GOT HYPERTIME its the soup thing from epithet erased WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEA BISCUIT? pokey-man lex that isnt??? really?? ethans job to make sure you remember! youre her sisteR?? and maybe this is something you should talk about in private?? stopwatch's real name is daniel! (ELFMAN?) benji can talk to dogs and can make every dog in town bark at once A BIG SHOT? i love u daneil!!! BLUE SHIT mind melt?? her face is fresh, her power unknwon, lets find out if shhes got a killer sting! yeeeellloooww jacket WHY ARE THEY BOOING?? WHAT THE FUCk the drugs are kicking in HERE COME THE NEUROOOOOOOOOOOOONS "i love psychonauts- what the fuck" - hydra THIS IS THE FRIENDSHIP GAMES ITS HAPPENIJGGGGGGG HAH-NAAAAAH my legs were SHAKING when theat fucker showed up IM NOT KIDDING!!! i love these kids oh my gd... SHERMAAAAANFLDSKNFDSKFNJASKLDJLS LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH A BIG LOLLIPOP GOIN TO THE POOPENFARTEN CAAAREFUL DAAEEEDY goT MY FOOT ONT HE GAS WERE R I CH MR B! "a saudi prince emailed me" YA EVER HEARD OF NFTS, LEX? hydra: MY FELLOW LORDS IN BLACK....I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET TO THE HUMANS...THEYRE THESE FUNNY LITTLE MONKEYS- where is ethans mommy SEEE IT WORRIES ME WHEN YOU SAY THAT CRYPTIC SHIT good  god you are so fuckin UGLY two people at the rollerama are DEAD charlie paid for pokey?? IS thatpokey?? TERRIBLE NEEEWWWSSS POKEY HAS BEEN BLOWN TO SMITHEREEEEEENS DANNY DELFMAN? theres a bomb in his head is this suicide squad?? somebodys getting marrriieeeedddd HE BOUGHT HIM FOR A DOLLAR 95 HEY BIG SHOT im so sorry i have no notes about lex and ethan were NOT listening LDJSLDJSAKDJ sophia is spitfires real name

the lord of the leaderboard, that masked menace here to give his opponents the blues, its OTHO! yooou aaare sooo FUCKIN UGLY so he can duplicate himself? ig that makes sense with the hive shit THEY CAN FLY? HES DOING THE MUSIC SHIT HES DOING THE MUSIC SHIT HE REALLY SAID "TRY ME, BITCH" oh its mind milk not melt PERFECTR HARMOYN??? THE HIVE/? THE HIVE THE HIVW? THATS SO FUCKED UPPPP "I'LL EAT THEM, HANNAH. I'LL EAT THEM...RIGHT. THE FUCK. UP." we gotta get that COIN CHUCK REMINDS ME OF TROY MCCLURE SLDJSALDJASL DO YOU THINK WILEY SOLD HIM and also DO YOU THINK WILEY SHOWED UP LIKE "AND HERE IS MY SON OTHO" OTHO: HELLO..........DAADDY. pokey is contained in otho but if he gets into hannah he can get into the real world and everyone is FUCKED YEAH TELL HER OFF BABY DOES THAT MEAN TGWDLM IS THE TIMELINE WHERE POKEY DID TAKE OVER HANNAH??? THE TGWDLM MOTIFS THIS IS JOIN US AND DIE STOP HURTING HANNAAAHHHHH chuck has plans for otho?? hmmm "Listen to the...noise. Don't you...despise them, Hannah?" "Do not fear. We will end this chaos...and suffering. There will be harmony. Peace. One. Singular. Voice." EEEEEWWWW Sing-along Pokey!!! JOOOIN USSSS i was not ready for pokeys voice to sound like a gregorian chant ljdlJKDSJFLKDS LEX KNEW WEBBY???? he might not be the hungriest, or the cleverest or the trickiest, but hes the most uncompromising. he hates every voice thats not his own. he wants everyone dead but him. pokey: IM NOT RACIST - I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY webby: so youre quirky racist. "I will not allow your sister or mine to interfere."

"It is not death that awaits you, Hannah, but Godhood. When your power is mine, we will seize Hatchetfield in an instant. We will take this world, and all worlds. Rejoice, Hannah. Your Apotheosis is upon you."

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE STOLE HIS THE THE BUTTON SHE GOT IT GET HIS ASS BLOW HIM UP! BLOW HIM TO SMITHEEEREEENS

NO NOT MY TUMMY NOT THERE NOOO MISS FROGGGY MAY I HAVE A WORD I TOTALLY FORGOT ETHAN WAS HEREBGFDKLFJSDK;FJASK dont trust this fucker

THAT ENDING IM SO NOT OKAY!!!!!!!

[fmdjaewonarchive]

event post time lets goooooo. as usual, under the cut there will be some general ideas for event, pls like this post or slide into my ims/dscrd if u wanna plot! i’m trying to be as detailed as possible but like, there is a lot going on, this list probs won’t be exhaustive. i’m also open to p much anything so pls don’t feel limited to any of these plots!! im down for anything!!! either way, continue below the cut if u wanna know more ab what my kids are getting up to (any dates that arent specified i just... didn’t decide on anything and am open to Absolutely anything):

JAEWON: 

general: backstage at the concerts is v welcome for any of the days, just idk, hanging out, i’m tryna keep this v general. pros: jaewon is p proud for unity snatching one of the three closing performance slots, dimensions’ pride indeed. cons: he probably has his tits out, jaewon always has his tits out on stage, he rlly lives like this. anyone is allowed to feel whatever way he wants ab either of those two things.

dec 26: jaewon pulls a blue card cuz sexy pool montage of jaewon. ok im kidding (kinda). idk, kick his ass at games, team up w him to crush the competition,  drown his stupid ass, literally anything.

dec 26: so SOMEONE learned his lesson from the halloween party, no alcohol at the ball for him. come clown him w/ memories of that night (he sure doesnt have any) or idk, try to talk him into drinking (he won’t)

dec 26: in general, i think jaewon might forego most of the party, just find a quiet spot to hang out, look at the sea or some fake deep shit. if anyone is feeling up to it come hang out w him and, idk, reflect on the past year. it’s a time for realizing stuff. (the muse in question would have to b somewhat close to jaewon for this but like im always down to plot that out!)

dec 27: idk, jaewon will probably forego most of the traveling and exploring, opt for a calm day on board instead, anything re: that is super welcome.

dec 28: jaewon ends up in team red for the day so like, kitchen antics w/ jaewon. he’s a surprisingly good cook (shoutout to grandma park, the real og, for kicking this idiot into the kitchen since a young age)

dec 30: jaewon pulls blue again and... you’d think he wouldn’t be as disgruntled about it? someone pls kick his shins till he accepts going to the spa isn’t such a bad thing sir just relax for one (1) day it will Not kill you

YUANJUN: 

dec 26:  yuanjun pulls a yellow card cuz dancing king xiao yuanjun sure as hell is fucking involved in this god damn flashmob sUE ME. local enthusiastic dance teacher, will annoy anyone who Doesn’t Want To Be There into having fun and partaking, cutely messing around w people who are having a good time anything you need him to!

dec 26: in their free time after that he’ll def drag someone along to come explore the ship with him so like!!! will they get lost? possibly, but it will be Fun

dec 26: someone decorate sugar cookies w him at the holiday ball pLEASE

dec 27: yuanjun is DEFINTELY exploring the hecc out of taipei, grab dinner w him, go late night shopping w him, sightseeing, ANYTHING

dec 28: he pulls yellow again so you know how it is, photo session at the zoo, you just know he’s going to vibing so hard taking pictures of animals. whether they succeed or not i’m not decided on, im down for either way tbh

29 dec: YUANJUNS BDAY BITCHESSSSSS. ill probs write up an open ab this, but he’s !!!! going to be so annoying the entire day, he WILL be acting like bc has organized this entire thing Just for his 21st bday and u can’t stop him (you can try tho, feel free to attempt and burst his bubble). again, i’ll do a general open for this but if anyone wants to do anything specific for his bday let me kno uwu

30 dec: this time he ends up w a red card and he will be whining and pouting about his, he rlly has to clean up? the day after his birthday? preposterous how dARE they

31 dec: firework go boom and yuanjun WILL be endlessly fascinated by it, idk man why do we let him look at dangerous explosive things. this isn’t an idea but? it could be? i think? idk man

MINAH: 

general: someone that teams up w/ minah and makes a pact to try every restaurant on the ship at least once,,, good food is important okay

dec 26: minah pulls blue and... why do they expect her to play pool games? idk man she’s just going to be worried ab people cuz pls don’t drown children. also good luck if u are on a team w her for anything, you’ll probs lose

dec 26: someone,,, come make,,, gingerbread houses w minah,,, i just think it’d be neat,,, pls i need this

dec 26: minah will mourn not having like a classic christmas at home watching stupid movies and shit, someone that sets up some kind of small tradition w her at the ball to make up for it?

dec 28: minah pulls red and wow kitchen work w minah thats neat she knows how to cook this will be easy WRONG ur stuck w her and shes a huge control freak and will correct every little thing you do and jesus christ woman leave them ALONE they’re TRYING

dec 30: minah pulls red,,, again,,, and tbh this time she won’t be as annoying, just some therepeutic cleaning, if ur muse complains ab it tho she might lecture them. alternatively: ur muse pulled yellow and they think they’re being casual but minah calls them out cuz “hey i didnt see u around before have u been slacking???”

dec 31: minahs baby sister minji is attending the busan concert and minah will be over the moon about it, odds are she will chat ur muses’ ear off ab it backstage, sorry not sorry!

YENA:

general: first things first, yena doesn’t have a roommate yet so like,,, any female-presenting muses hit me UPPPP 

general: yena will be complaining backstage at the concerts tbh, she’s tryna celebrate a vacation here why does she have to WORK, does anyone really care to see gal.actic perform anyway?

dec 26: yena pulls red and has to help decorating which honestly she’ll enjoy but i also just need someone to playfully fuck around w her cuz yena doesnt Do excessive labor and instead decorate her in tinsel instead because yes, yena IS the main attraction here thank you

dec 26: yena WILL spend most of the holiday ball in the indoor pool, chilling in a jacuzzi w a glass of champagne or smth, real hot girl shit, you know how it is

dec 28: lucky queen pulls blue which means she gets to go shopping, it also means she’s going to try and scam someone into spending their money on buying her pretty things, whether she’s succesful or not

dec 30: this time. yena is on team yellow and she ends up later tagging along to the spa day and tbh, id like to think she’d do a pretty convincing job at it, acting queen nam yena pop off

dec 31: if u think yena will see the new year sober ur WRONG and truly u should know better, if there is any night she goes stupid crazy its this night just saying

jan 1: god she’s going to complain the living FUCK outta the day cuz of that god damn fansign, in part cuz shes hangover and part cuz ew who even is a gal.actic stan in 2020. either join her in her complaining or lecture her ab being thankful for fans or smth!

[incorrectirondad-blog]

tony’s bday au

[tony waiting in Peter's room for Peter to wake up]

Tony anxious to know what peter planned: morning kidoooo anything sPeCiaLL happening today? anything eXcItiNGGG that you want to tell me?!

Peter: Nope, need to go brush my teeth.

Tony: OK. I GIVE UPPPP.

Tony whispering: I know you planned something for my birthday

peter: wha-

tony: Come on pete! DOn’t be shy about it. What'd you get me? 

Peter sweating: hahaa I um

Tony: oh I got it, it's a surprise for later on in the day where Rhodes and nat and all of them are in on. Fine, don’t tell me, but I know somethings going downnn

Tony looking at peters stressed out face: ok, See ya later Pete, I'm gonna g-go to the washroom and practice my surprised face.

[in the washroom]

tony whispering to himself: wait a minute, did he actually forget about it? why did he look so nervous? He looked scared out of his mind. He actually DID forget.

tony starting to tear up: it's ok, its, it's fine. Stephen probably remembered my birthday or Rhodes or N-Nat...

[meanwhile while Tony goes to the washroom nat, Stephen, clint, Rhodes, Steve, Bucky, Thor, Scott, Bruce, Wanda, Shuri, t’challa, and pepper come out from hiding]

Peter whispering: guys, he fell for it. He walked into that bathroom in MISERY. He actually believed his favorite son forgot about his birthday. pshh...

Harley: Hey! I’m his favorite son. Like you ever help him build his suits

Peter: he’s too busy building mine

Rhodey, sweating: ok kiddos you need to chill-

Harley: you know you cause most of his anxiety right?

Peter: Agree to disagree

Rhodey, mumbling under his breath: This is why I didn’t have any kids...

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.09.17 lb

billuji stilllllllllllllll at it. 😏😏😏

COULD YOU TWO JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?! BLOODY 9 MAHINO SE KLPD HI DIYE JAA RAHE HO HUM SABKO. JANTAA MAAF NAHI KAREGI. 😤😤😤😤

the only thing shivaay loves more than sexing up his wife: his hair. 

oooh he got her one chamiyaaa style little purse thingy 😊😊😊

is there pepper spray in this one too? protip, anika: keep that shit away from gauri. 😬😬😬

he has no reply for her “carebaaaz” banter. just a shyyyyyyy smile. ugh this stupid man is worming his way into my cold, dead heart. 😥😥😥

puppy faaaaaaaaace and “jaana zarooori hai?” 😭😭😭😭

instant change to overconfidence. pffffft. fuck off outta here. 🙄🙄🙄

lol pretty sure this struggle with the suitcase was adlibbed by surbhi and nakuul. 😆😆😆

shivaay be like ‘hate to see you go, but damn girl i love to watch you leave!’ 😏😏😏👅👅👅💦💦💦

this adorable idiot can’t handle how in love he is. and tbh, i can’t either. get a fucking hold of yourself, dude! 😭😭😭😭

things rudra has dreamt of, which he desperately wanted to come true:

marrying katrina kaif

shivaay being 6 feet tall 😂😂😂

himself being the eldest of the three oBros

oh god he’s going to confront officer dad. 😟😟😟

ABBE IDIOT CONFIRM TOH KAR SHAADI KISKI CHAL RAHI HAI 😩😩😩

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 

ABBE DULHAN, GHOONGAT TOH UTHAAO TO LOOK AT THIS MAN WHO’S MAKING A GRAND GESTURE FOR YOU 😒😒😒

hahaha, dulha’s age-related doubts in between 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO THIS DULHA 😂😂😂

“jab hum ek saath ghooma karenge toh log tumhe aunty aur mujhe bhaiyya bulaaya karenge” omfgggg rudra you fucking idiot, this itself is grounds for rejection 😒😒😒

pfffffffffffffffttttt. OF COURSE. 

EEEEEEEEE MY TWO GIRLS ON ROAD TRIPPPPP 😍😍😍😍

anika, a woman after my own heart, is all about the food. gauri all sehmi sehmi tho. girl whyyyyyyyyyyy? 🤔🤔🤔

anika be like pft ok tera tu dekh, imma eatttt nom nom nom 😊😊😊

oooooooh gauri telling bhaujai her secret!!!! 

lol yeh gaya bread rollllll. 😂😂😂😂

cryinggggg at this bonddddddd. shivaay/gauri is my brotp, but gauri/anika is also waaaaay up there. GIVE THEM MORE SCENES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

laayak? gauri don’t make me come in there and shaaaaaaaake you! 😒😒😒

ANIKA BEING MY IN-SHOW PROXY AND SHUTTING THAT “LAAYAK” SHIT DOWNNNNN INSTANTLY 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“use dipper at night” waali english hahaha 😂😂😂

YAS MY QUEEN ANIKAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

gauri just neeeeded to hear those things from someone in the same position as her and i am just.... my two perfecttttt girlsssssss 😭😭😭

all those things settled, anika has gone back to her bread roll. 😆😆😆

LMAO THIS DULHA BE LIKE BRO WHO THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU 🤣🤣🤣

OFFICER DAD ALREADY HATES RUDRA LOL 🙈🙈🙈

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra warning the dulha to check age difference what a fucking idiot 

ok why is shivaay wearing zeenat aman’s sunglasses from hare krishna hare ram??? 😕😕😕

meanwhile om is like hi why are you holding me hostage; unlike you, i actually do show up at my day job once in a while. 😒😒😒

ohohoho. ring shopping. 💍💍💍💍

lmao i can’t help but think of the episode where chandler and phoebe go ring shopping in friends. 😆😆😆

shivaay’s like I JUST WANT MORAL SUPPORT OK?!?! BE THERE FOR ME BRO!!!!!!!

“mujhe mera purana waala om mil gaya hai. poet, shaayar, sufiiiiii saint...” 😭😭😭😭😭

UGH THIS BOY’S FACE IS KILLING ME I WANT TO JUMP INTO THE SCREEN AND KISS HIMMMMMMMMM 😍😍😍😭😭😭😭💖💖💖

OUFF SHIVAAY, YOU’RE AS SUBTLE AS A BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD. WHY CAN’T YOU EASE INTO THE TOPIC???? 😩😩😩😩😩

yup, jumpy!kara is scuttling away from the topic. 🤐🤐🤐

thankfully shivaay’s willing to let it go. 😶😶😶

rudra and his ddlj shenanigans. 🙄🙄🙄

waaaah, ab in dono ko bhi Awareness hai??? yeah whatever, don’t care. 😑😑😑

ok, rudra’s just.... screamingggg her name now. 😕😕😕

i mean, considering she won’t pick up his calls, this is the smartest move, i guess. 😶😶😶

ok the hug was a little endearing. 😐😐😐

ok this gaon be a little toooooo regressive. jesus, this is a reprise of mangalpur track in QH, isn’t it? i hope it ends with these two kicking some serious ass, and doesn’t have to have the boys come save them. 😒😒😒

lol anika muttering angrily under her breath about the patriarchy. 😂😂😂

hate the instantly sanskaaari music that start playing when head has been covered. matlab, kuch bhi. 😒😒😒

suman looks about as enthused to get married as i do in a math class. 😣😣😣

“love marriage” ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 😬😬😬

I HATE THIS AWFUL CHACHIJI 😠😠😠

OH SHIT SUMAN IS ABOUT TO FUCKING.... 😯😯😯

ok i don’t even GET what the ruvya conflicttttt is??? 🤔🤔🤔

rudra she has a jobbbbbbb, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!? 😐😐😐

ok overly melodramatic gaana for these two and this tuchcha sa relationship, come on. they don’t deserve VEER ZAARA epic love story waala gaana ok. 🙄🙄🙄

ok rudra there was a door right next to you. itna bhaagne ki zaroorat nahi thi. 😑😑😑

bhavya be like BITCH WTF I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU ON EVERY DAMN ASSIGNMENT NOW 😩😩😩

hahahaha om’s faaaaaaaace at shivaay being extra as usual (“is ring mein woh sparkle nahi hai jo anika ki aankhon mein hai”) 🤣🤣🤣

“bhaabi... subtle hai???” lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂

68 rings. jfc. shivaay is a retail worker’s goddamn nightmare. 😒😒😒

lmaooooo “dhang ki ring kyun nahi hai aapke paas??? kyun nahi haiiii aapke paas???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE SNARK!KARA SO MUCH 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lmao idhar bhi anika’s jamiiii hui in stuffing her face. 😆😆😆

oh boy. suman ka rona. 😬😬😬

COULD YOU TWO ACT FASTER INSTEAD OF STARING 😩😩😩😩

has rudra everrrrr been in a train before??? 

nope. it’s been a childhood dream for him, it seems. 😐😐😐

lmaoooo his fascination with the rokne waali chain. 😆😆😆

even the bachcha is like kaun hai yaar yeh chutiya hearing rudra’s questions 😂😂😂

lmao rudra being confronted by middle class life realities. 😊😊😊

TT aaaa gayaaaa. 

age 24? abbe, 2 mahine pehle toh iska 23rd bday tha. what nonsense. 😒😒

OUFF SHE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK OLDER THAN HIM, AWAIIIII SUCH STUPID WRITING TO HIT US OVER THE HEAD THAT SHE’S OLDER

“isko peene se toh aadmi kya, pait ke keede bhi nahi marte”

lmaoooooooo anikaaaa is so me. matlab, there’s a time and place for such realism, but we just can’t control ourselves. 😬😬😬

knew it. knewwwwww it would be exactly like the mangalpur nonsense. 😣😣😣

yup. as expected, gauri is instantly ready to go fuck shit upppp. and anika be like SHAANT GADHADHAARI BHEEM SHAANT. 😆😆😆

oh boy, baaraat and the gross dulha are here. 😖😖😖

girls, your shehar waala idealism isn’t really going to work here, but chalo, try maarlo. 😕😕😕

LMAO RUDRA AND TRAIN KE RESTROOM ISSUES. WELCOME TO THE REAL INDIA, MY CHILD! 

my train waala MO is to not consume any liquids for like 2 hours pre-boarding. and then continue to not drink more than like the tiniest of sips per hour of the journey. COZ HELL TO THE N. O. AM I GOING INTO ONE OF THOSE HELLHOLES (LITERALLY) 😥😥😥😥

lmaooooooooooooooo i love this kiddddd. 

“ek toh tumne mujhe halka hone nahi diya aur upar se bhaari samaan uthwaogi!” lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lord above this annoying chachijiiiii 

OMFG GAURI’S THERE’S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY FACE, GOD I LOVE HER, MY LITTLE ANGRY BIRD 😍😍😍😍

poor bansi kaka’s regretting inviting the oberois (as does everyone.) 😗😗😗

anika’s like MY HUSBAND LIKES BUYING PPL OFF, IMMA CALL HIM, HE’LL LOVE THIS!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎

lmao who the fuck is this pirate now??? 

how come the mukhiya, who’s the dad of the dulha, looks younger than him? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

OK GAURI TIME TO FUCK THIS ASSHOLE UP, COME ON

the faces of two chirraiyyas who are about to BLOW THIS JOINT APART 😊😊😊😊😊😊

yupppppppppppp, svetlana and pinkyyyy have teamed up. knewwww it would happen. 😒😒😒

svetlana’s the smartest character in this show ever. she knows to “never ever trust an oberoi.” 🤓🤓🤓

oh great. the boys are going to have go to the gaon themselves, to save their overenthu wives (+ suman) 😔😔😔😔