#hoa incorrect quotes

[house-of-secrets]

Nina: whatever, im done talking about this.

*five minutes later*

Nina: and you know what else??

[ironicsopsychotic]

jerome: you can trust me. let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river last time we went camping.

fabian: let’s not forget who pushed me in.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Will, shining a flashlight under the bed: Are you ready to come out and interact with people? Nico: [demonic screeching] Will: Understandable, have a good day.

[she-is-miller]

[cr33pypaper]

Quaking in his boots

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Robert: So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Robert Frobisher-Smythe ——

[matixsstuff]

[flamingfalcon3]

Eddie: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Patricia: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Eddie: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

[hauntedcheesecakewizard]

Just tried the incorrect quote generator for the first time and OMFGIDGDUTXTJ-

[existingkindasucks]

My dear mutual, have you realized that you are one of the funniest people I have met???

@dalikmata6

[yackers]

Jerome: You could ask us to help you with a scheme, but just know that one day, we will ask something of you in return, so choose wisely.

Nina: Okay. Will you help me with a scheme?

Alfie: Yes. Can I have the rest of your fries? That is the thing we ask in return.

Jerome: Why can you never wait to cash in on a favour?!

Alfie: I have no impulse control!

[house-of-secrets]

Amber, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette. 

Alfie: But Amber, we don't smoke. 

Amber: Cut the crap, Alfie. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke. 

Amber: *points at Jerome* One! *points at Patricia* Two! *points at Nina* Three! *points at Fabian* Four! *points at Alfie* Five! 

Amber: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers! 

Fabian: *puts a cigarrette in Amber's hand* 

Amber: Thank you. ...Light? 

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

[ironicsopsychotic]

[set in my ne fic 03 the hard part]

jerome: eddie, why are you naked?

eddie: no reason, i just didn’t have any clean clothes.

jerome: what’re you talking about? i’m sure you have plenty of clothes.

jerome, opening the closet: see look. there’s shirts, pants, socks, hey nina, sweatshirts...

[lavender-bastet]

Eddie, searching for something: Where is it?

Fabian: To the left!

Eddie: Your left or my left

Fabian, facing the same direction as Eddie: We have the same left!

[she-is-miller]

Joy: why are you following me?

Jerome: because we’re dating now

Joy: okay… what about Alfie?

Alfie: we’re a package deal

Jerome: buy one idiot, get one free

[cr33pypaper]

Bonus: Live Jason Reaction