#house of anubis incorrect quotes

[house-of-secrets]

Alfie: Sometimes, Victor will ask me what I'm doing.

Alfie: But he really means to stop whatever I'm doing. He doesn't actually want to know my thought process.

[ironicsopsychotic]

jerome: you can trust me. let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river last time we went camping.

fabian: let’s not forget who pushed me in.

[she-is-miller]

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Robert: So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Robert Frobisher-Smythe ——

[non-cannon]

Cop: What are your names? Jerome: Don't tell them, Alfie. Cop, writing: Alfie... Jerome: Crap. Alfie: Nice going, Jerome. Cop: Alfie: Uh oh.

[flamingfalcon3]

Eddie: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Patricia: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Eddie: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

[yackers]

Jerome: You could ask us to help you with a scheme, but just know that one day, we will ask something of you in return, so choose wisely.

Nina: Okay. Will you help me with a scheme?

Alfie: Yes. Can I have the rest of your fries? That is the thing we ask in return.

Jerome: Why can you never wait to cash in on a favour?!

Alfie: I have no impulse control!

[lavender-bastet]

Eddie, searching for something: Where is it?

Fabian: To the left!

Eddie: Your left or my left

Fabian, facing the same direction as Eddie: We have the same left!

[joysmercer]

mara: *peeps into the hallway* are you guys coming to class? nina: *quickly jumps away from fabian* yeah!!! nina: i was just...helping fabian...tie his shoe. mara: fabian: i'm getting you improv lessons for christmas. it's time.

[wolfblood-of-anubis]

Mara Jaffray, daughter of Athena, goddess of wisdom and battle strategy.

Willow Jenks, daughter of Iris, goddess of rainbows and messages.

Mick Campbell, son of Ares, god of war and courage.

[tinkerbelldetective]

Nina: Joy called me her 'favorite bitch' today. Not sure how I feel about that, but I think it's a step in the right direction.

[house-of-secrets]

Fabian: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Joy: *turning to Jerome* How tall are you?

[ironicsopsychotic]

[set in my ne fic 03 the hard part]

jerome: eddie, why are you naked?

eddie: no reason, i just didn’t have any clean clothes.

jerome: what’re you talking about? i’m sure you have plenty of clothes.

jerome, opening the closet: see look. there’s shirts, pants, socks, hey nina, sweatshirts...

[she-is-miller]

Joy: why are you following me?

Jerome: because we’re dating now

Joy: okay… what about Alfie?

Alfie: we’re a package deal

Jerome: buy one idiot, get one free

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Alfie: Apparently it was "rude" of us to pitch in our two cents on a conversation we happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Jerome: On an unrelated note, we are no longer allowed to access the school’s air vents.

[non-cannon]

Nina: We all have our demons. Nina, grabbing Victor: This one’s mine.