#honestly i prefer asexual aziracrow

[7upslut]

when I read good omens I fully interpreted ineffable husbands as an asexual couple because like.... they're supernatural beings that don't really jibe with human sex

but in the show they have so much sexual tension and I think that's because Michael Sheen always looks like he's ready to jump David Tennent's bones at any given moment and he's so real for that

[queer-reader-07]

maybe it’s because i’m VERY ace, but i really don’t want azi and crowley to fuck. and not in a “sex is gross and shouldn’t be in media” way more in a “azi and crowley are ace icons and i really don’t want sex thrown into their relationship because i don’t think it adds to their story and also i want Good Omens to be an ace love story” way.

and not to say ace people can’t have or enjoy sex, ace people can have sex and they are still ace. i just think that part of what makes azi and crowley so special is that they don’t need that kind of physical touch for their love to be so strong. i love the idea of the them hugging and cuddling and maybe sharing tender kisses. but sex? it just feels off to me.

i think part of this is because when i read the book i viewed them as queer platonic more than anything else, let alone romantic. they felt like the kind of in love that everyone can see without ever seeing overt pda. i didn’t really get the romantic angle until season 2.

and obviously them being ace is my headcanon and yours can be completely different. i understand people thinking sex is in store and i don’t think anything’s wrong with that or with writing smutty fic about them.

i think i’d just love to see a love story like theirs play out without sex. i want more ace love stories in mainstream media. i selfishly want to see my kind of love on screen.

(also please please please don’t take this in the wrong direction purity culture wise. i think sex is a natural part of the human condition and if it’s part of how you show love that’s fucking wonderful for you. i just don’t see the appeal and am kind of repulsed by the idea of me having sex, but good for you if you like it! this post is just me being wishful on main lol)

[witches-and-cows]

My Fics

a link to all my fics in one post !!

BROADCHURCH

call me alec - alec hardy / fem!single mom!reader

SYNOPSIS: “[name], you should’ve been an artist, ‘stead of a bloody receptionist.” “well, we don’t all get what we want; i’m doing enough to support me and my kid.”

WARNINGS: fem!single mom!reader, kisses

kiss in the cold - alec hardy / fem!reader

SYNOPSIS: Alec is very much fond of [Name], but not too fond of the cold settling over Broadchurch.

WARNINGS: fem!reader, kisses, a little bit of suggestive dialogue

a symphony - alec hardy / gn!reader

SYNOPSIS: alec hardy loves the symphony that swells in his chest when he's with you

WARNINGS: cursing, sad fluff, based on 'i hear a symphony' by cody fry, gender-neutral!reader

here for you - alec hardy / gn!reader

SYNOPSIS: alec does his best to comfort you after a bad nightmare

WARNINGS: cursing, nightmares, kissing

GOOD OMENS

kisses and cocoa - aziracrow (or ineffable wives) / fem!child!reader

SYNOPSIS || just a little down time in the snow with our favorite angel and demon, and their baby girl

WARNINGS || fem!toddler!reader, it’s the wives cuz honestly i love them and they deserve more, reader is like, 5

bullies - parent!ineffable husbands / teen!non-binary!reader, ineffable husbands

SYNOPSIS || [Name] is being harassed relentlessly, so much so that their parents have to step in

WARNING || cursing, lgbtphobia (specifically transphobia and/or enbyphobia)

are you trying to romance me? - ineffable spouses / fem!reader

SYNOPSIS || an Ineffable Spouses x Reader, where the reader is a prophetess that Aziraphale brings back to the book shop and she kind of flirts with both Crowley and Aziraphale?

WARNINGS || fem!reader (tho i don’t really use any pronouns besides ‘you’) 

first time for everything - crowley / gender-neutral!reader

SYNOPSIS || crowley's never been kissed. you remedy that

WARNING(S) || cursing, making out, implied smut, yada yada yada

hugs and other intamacies (with an angel and a demon) - aziraphale / crowley / gender-neutral!reader 

SYNOPSIS || just a celebratory night in after armageddon’t

WARNING(S) || kisses, suggestive dialogue, implied smut, cuddling, hugs 

MARVEL

"thanks" - jessica jones / fem!cage!reader

SYNOPSIS: just jessica being amazing and your brother being overprotective

WARNING(S): cursing, reader is luke cage’s sister <333 i’m gonna start using all lowercase i’m tired lol

love, a little too complicated pt. 2 - jessica jones / fem!reader

SYNOPSIS: jessica jones loves her girlfriend. but it takes a dire situation for her to realize

WARNING(S): kilgrave being an ass, (minimal) cursing, blood, implied assault (sexual and otherwise)

warped reality - peter parker / fem!reader

SYNOPSIS: “Could you please do a Peter Parker x reader? Where the reader has the same powers of Wanda? And in the end of the infinity war she thought she lost him and created her own reality where everyone is alive and well. The more she spends on her on reality the more she becomes insane and becomes the next *cough cough* villainess of the next spiderman movie.”

WARNING(S): a lil bit of cursing, follows the plot of wandavision LOOSELY, like, same synopsis, might be a series???? also i’m aging both peter and the reader up to 18, to better fit the plot

cuddle time - wanda maximoff / gender-neutral!reader

SYNOPSIS: “hi :)! can i request a fic with wanda maximoff (mcu) based on “You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one,”? gender neutral reader please 👉👈”

WARNING(S): fluff !!! neutral reader, small swear

PRODIGAL SON

meeting the (definitely homicidal) parent - malcolm bright / gender-neutral!reader

SYNOPSIS: malcolm unintentionally takes his partner to meet his father, The Surgeon.

WARNING(S): cursing (minimal but still), martin whitly being...himself

come again soon pt 2. - martin whitly / fem!reader

SYNOPSIS: "Could you do a fic with Martin Whitly, where reader is making a documentary about The Surgeon and she goes to interview him, but he starts to flirt with her and throws her off her game, just so she’ll have to come see him again. Please and thanks. (So glad to find someone else who writes for Prodigal Son!)"

WARNING(S): not much, actually

SUPERNATURAL

no matter what - dean winchester / gender-neutral!reader

SYNOPSIS: "Hi! I was wondering if you could please write an X reader for either Sam or Dean Winchester (whoever you want to write for is fine, I don’t have a preference) where the reader comes out to him as panromantic asexual and wants to see if that is okay with him. Thank you 😊"

WARNING(S): gender-neutral!reader, fluffy fluff

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

are you saying i'm not romantic? - diego hargreeves / male!reader

SYNOPSIS: "Are you saying I’m not romantic?" - Diego Hargreeves x male reader (if you're comfortable with that?) maybe where the Reader and Diego get separated at the end of season 1 and find each other in season 2 and share their first kiss or something?? (if you decide to write this please no smut? I don't really like that😅)

WARNING(S): one homophobic guy, a smooch

ALEX RIDER

nothing yet !!!

DOCTOR WHO

nothing yet !!!

DC

nothing yet !!!

[queer-reader-07]

y’all do realize that neil saying azi and crowley’s Kiss wasn’t sexual does not equal azi and crowley don’t have romantic feelings?

like. kisses aren’t inherently sexual. hell, i don’t think they’re inherently romantic.

neil saying the Kiss wasn’t sexual just means that it wasn’t done with the intention of “i want more”. how do i put this lightly, he’s saying that it didn’t happen because crowley was horny.

that Kiss was A LOT of things. and i think one of those things was a physical show of the romantic love crowley feels for azi. BUT. those romantic feelings don’t make it sexual.

say it with me y’all, romance does not equal sex

i am of the opinion that crowley and azi are asexual and by of the opinion i mean terry & neil calling them sexless beings was enough for my ace ass to be like THEY’RE ACE ICONS. and while ace people can have sex and still be completely valid ace people, i rather like the idea that they never have sex.

i think they’ll kiss again (probably multiple times) and i think there will be a lot of other physical contact and touch between them. in fact, i hope there is.

this got out of hand but my point is that neil isn’t denying their couple-ness or their in-love-with-each-other-ness. he’s just saying the Kiss wasn’t a sexual thing.