#honestly ur not annoying at all bub !!

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Milk & Honey | Lando Norris Instagram au

Lando Norris x fem! reader

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which Lando's girlfriend happens to be a baker (own a bakery too) and love snoopy?

author's note: Hiiii everyone. This is me trying my hand at smaus, and honestly? I had so much fun writing this sjshjs. Hopefully I'll be doing more of it in the future. Let me know what you all will like to see next, my requests are open. Thank you so much for reading<3

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yourusername I love my job😼(owning a bakery and annoying Lando)

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landonorris posted on their story:

[binnieseason]

yo this is rlly dumb and ‘rAndOm xD’ but ur tumblr theme being purple like dnvjngjfjfjbbmhkhjkl basically there’s this show i’m watching and purple has like a sinister ish significance and i saw ur purple icon and i was like KGKFKHKKF FUCK so yeah love your account lmao ily,, idk y i felt i needed to tell u this i’m gonna be on anon cos this is. annoying and i don’t want u to affiliate this w my account LMAO anyway -cb

hjsdfjk that’s not dumb at all !! n definitely not annoying !! 🤧i lov being a sinister babie 💪🏻😔it’s rlly cute that u associated my theme w a show jfshj thank u for liking my acc 💓ily !! 

[adoringhaikyuu]

hello!! i have a bit of a request! could i get oikawa bokuto and kuroo w a s/o who absolutely loves to cook and bake and does so a lot, but always always always shares the food they make? n they kinda slowed down in making food bc ppl arent accepting or wanting the food they make and its making them really down :(

ive been having this issue w my roommates bc i always cook for them w lots of love and they never eat what i make and its,, draining on me,,,,

but yea!! i just want oikawa bokuto n kuroo to make me feel a lil better :( thank u so so so much!!!! i love ur blog n ur writing so much 🖤

THEY AREN'T EATING YOUR FOOD SO YOU STOP COOKING FOR THEM

CHARACTERS: bokuto + kuroo + oikawa + (gn!reader)

WARNINGS: none

NOTES: i hope everything is ok and if not i hope it gets better!! <3 + i tried to make these a little happier ! they all take place over a week + i tried a new format with this we'll see if i stick w it sfkjhg

bokuto:

bokuto honestly didn't not want to eat your food

it's just that he had to go on a new diet for the upcoming season, his trainer and nutritionist told him to try it out to see how it works with him

and the things you cooked and baked were on the no eating list

he just loved when you made food for him, it tasted amazing and he could feel the love you put into it

he was planning on waiting the diet out and stockpiling all the food you made for afterwards as a treat

but he may or may not have failed to tell you that

so when you noticed he wasn't eating the food you left for him when he came home late after practice, you were disheartened and not to be dramatic, but heartbroken as well

deciding not to waste anymore, you simply stopped

turns out, the diet wasn't really working with bokuto, his nutritionist decided it was unecessary since he was getting the same results when he wasn't on it––thanks to his genetics, metabolism and workout routine. if anything he was glad, he was beyond excited to come home and finally eat your cooking again.

he practically ran home with a skip in his step, shouting out cheerfully as soon as he stepped past the front door. "baby i'm home!" he put his things down and took his shoes off, before gliding in front of the fridge to open it. "what's for dinner?––" he trailed off when he noticed there was nothing cooking, maybe you were starting later? he looked through the shelves in the fridge, looking for something to snack on in the mean time and gasped abruptly when he couldn't find the containers of food he'd been saving over the past week.

he closed the doors and frantically looked around the kitchen, opening random cupboards that couldn't possibly keep any refrigerated food fresh.

you walked in to find him searching around like a madman and you paused. "kou? what's wrong?"

he looked up at the sound of your voice and ran over to you, placing his hands on your waist. he kissed your forehead to say hello, despite the pout on his face and the clearly pressing matter on his mind. "hi baby doll. i was looking for all the food that was in the fridge, did you move them?"

you paused, "well i––i threw them out?"

his eyes almost bulged out of his head, "what?! why??"

you were confused by his sudden outburst, it's not like he was eating any of it. "i mean you weren't eating, kou...it's been a week since you've stopped eating my food, i just didn't see the point in keeping it all in there...that's also why i'm not making dinner right now."

he stared at you, shocked and disappointed in himself, he had no idea you were feeling this upset. "oh my god...did i forget to tell you?" your brows furrowed curiously but he simply pulled you into his arms for a tight hug. "i'm so sorry bub––they wanted me to try out this new diet, that's why i wasn't eating! i didn't mean to make you upset! i was even planning on eating all of the dinners i missed afterwards...but the diet wasn't for me so i can go back to eating normally now!"

you pulled back slightly to look at him, not knowing what to say. "oh..."

he gave you a sad smile, "yeah," he brought a hand up to hold your cheek, "you know i love your food––it honestly hurt my heart when they told me i couldn't eat it!"

you cracked a smile and he gave you one right back, "i'm serious!"

you sighed happily, "okay...so i guess i should start making dinner then?––"

he was pulling you over to the fridge before you could finish your sentence, "absolutely! and i'm helping!"

you laughed and started getting the ingredients together, "how about i make your favorite tonight?"

he nodded like a child excited for ice cream and kissed you on the cheek. he wasn't really a chef himself, that's why he left it to you––he didn't want to burn down the kitchen. so he'd mostly be staying by your side, maybe handing you things or mixing things, but you enjoyed his company nonetheless.

you had started seasoning the food when he slid his arms around you from behind, leaning down to rest his head on your shoulder. "hey baby?" you hummed in response and his hold on you tightened a bit. "would you...mind making my favorite dessert tonight too? i've been craving it for a while now..."

you smiled to yourself and nodded, "i'd love to."

he squeezed you and kissed your cheek loudly, "yes! thank you i love you so much!–"

kuroo:

almost every day you sent kuroo off to work with a baked good you made him

he loved them and you loved making them so it was a win-win

you'd put them in a little container with a cute note

and though he knew what to expect each time, they never failed to brighten his day

but earlier this week you stopped by kuroo's office to drop off the treat he'd forgotten to take with him today in his rush out the door

he was in a meeting so his assistant let you into his office

and you felt an ache in your chest when you noticed four of the treats you'd given him this past week all on his desk, unopened

that day, you went back home with all the uneaten sweets and unshed tears aching to fall from your eyes

did he just take them to please you? did he not really want them this whole time? was he just trying to be a good husband?

all these questions flooded your mind, only confusing and hurting you further

but one thing was for certain, you'd stop baking them for him

it didn't make sense for you to if you knew it'd be going to waste

kuroo was beyond done with his day and it wasn't even halfway over. he sighed, loosening his tie as he shut the door to his office, drained from the two hour meeting he'd been in.

thankfully, he had no more meetings today so he could sit and relax while he worked in his office. he sat down at his desk and shut his eyes for a moment, needing to calm down and regenerate himself. he reached over to his left blindly, knowing he'd left the treats you baked him there––things had been getting so hectic lately, he barely had time to eat them, but he was saving them for when he did have the time.

his hand smacked down on the desk three times as he tried to reach for the containers before he finally opened his eyes. his brows furrowed slightly, "what the..." he looked around the desk, opening the drawers and everything before giving up and calling his assistant in.

she knocked on the door and he signaled for her to come in.

"yes sir?"

"hi, do you know where the sweets i had on my desk are? i thought i left them here."

his assistant thought for a moment before perking up, "oh i believe your partner came and collected them while you were in your meeting, sir."

he frowned, "y/n was here? why didn't you tell me?"

"they asked me not to disturb you."

kuroo nodded, "oh alright...well, thank you, that'll be all."

he immediately pulled his personal phone out and called your number, you must have been back home by now.

you saw his name pop up on your screen as you were about to throw out the baked goods and hesitated for a good while before sighing and picking up. "yes?"

you could practically hear the smirk on his face as he spoke through the phone.

kuroo leaned back in his chair, looking up at the ceiling as he spoke. "you stole my sweets from me? where'd you hide them? or did you eat them?"

he didn't even feel bad that he'd just left them there?––"well you clearly weren't eating them kuroo," the smirk dropped from his face and he sat up, alert. woah––kuroo? why did you sound upset? "they were just sitting on your desk––anyway, i was about to throw them out."

"woah, what?? why would you do that?!"

he was speaking to you but you honestly weren't listening, too annoyed and too hurt to pay attention. "look if you didn't like them, you could have just told me so i wouldn't have to waste hours every day busting my ass to make them for you––were you just throwing them out this whole time, is that it?––"

he shook his head with each word you uttered before realizing you couldn't see him, he was just in complete shock. "what? no no, kitten listen to me, hey listen, okay?" you paused, mostly to catch your breath, but he took that opportunity to speak up. "i love when you bake for me, everything you make tastes amazing. i love eating the sweets you make when i'm at work because they remind me of you and of how much you love me––this week's just been a complete pain in my ass and i haven't had the time to sit down, eat and enjoy your treats, i love them and you too much to just scarf them down in a minute. i need to savor them, you know?" despite the adrenaline running in your body, you cracked a smile. "i finally had some time to myself and i was gonna eat them just now when i realized they were missing so i called you..."

he trailed off and you took that as your cue to speak up. "oh..."

you could hear his smirk again, "yeah, oh."

"so i...maybe...overreacted a bit."

he chuckled, the sound warm even through the phone. "no kitten you didn't, i get why you were upset––but, you should have asked me about it first."

you sighed, "yeah, yeah..." you looked at the open containers in front of you, only now noticing the notes you put in them were gone––he must have taken them out to read them even though he didn't have time to eat––"wait a minute, if you haven't had time to eat..." you could hear him clear his throat awkwardly, "kuroo you haven't been eating lunch?!"

he laughed awkwardly, "um, i mean, i eat after work––"

"that's not the same!" you rolled your eyes, "i'm coming back over there and i'm bringing you lunch and you're going to eat it, understand?"

he poked his tongue to the side of his cheek. "okay, kitten."

you sighed, "you're lucky i love you."

he leaned back in his chair again, "oh could you bring one of the––"

you cut him off, putting one of the already closed containers back in your bag. "already on it."

he grinned, "god, i love you."

oikawa:

oikawa loves your cooking

and normally he scrambles home after practice to eat it

but this past week training was grueling and tiring, so by the time he came out every day, he was drained mentally and physically

and he was starving

he couldn't wait any longer as soon as he stepped foot out of the gym

so he went to the nearest takeout place, bodega, whatever to get something to eat quickly,, for the whole week

he thought nothing of it

but when he came home every night for a week straight saying he'd already eaten when you tried to offer him the food you spent hours making?

it hurt, a lot

so you decided you'd stop cooking

oikawa was aching to go home––he was exhausted and all he thought about to get him through the day was you, your cooking and your cuddles. he needed all three immediately. when his coach said they were all free to go home, he could almost feel a weight lifting off his shoulders.

he sighed loudly as he stepped into your home, peeling his sneakers off and setting his things aside. he padded into the house, going straight to the kitchen and frowned when you were nowhere in sight. he'd come home a bit early today, around the time you were usually making dinner.

he looked around and walked to the living room, smiling to himself when he found you sitting on the couch, looking for something to watch on tv.

you smiled up at him and greeted him, the sound of your voice making him feel warm inside. "hi baby, how was your day?"

he huffed and slid onto the couch, lying down so his head was in your lap. "don't even talk to me about the day i've had––i was thinking about you the whole time." he took your hand in his and brought it up to his lips to give it a soft kiss. "you got me through it."

he placed one of your hands on his cheek and the other in his hair, mumbling a thank you when you started playing with the slightly damp mess on his head. "mm that feels good baby." he closed his eyes and sighed contently, settling in comfortably to your touch.

after a few moments, he spoke up softly, trying his best not to fall asleep. "what's for dinner?"

"um i'm not sure," your eyes were focused back on the tv as you thought for a moment. "what do you wanna order?"

he paused and cracked one eye open, opening the other when he realized you weren't joking. "wha––order?"

you looked down at him and nodded hesitantly, "yeah? like takeout?"

he sat up abruptly and turned to face you, "what? why?"

you paused this time, unsure of how to respond. "well...every night for the past week you haven't been eating my food. i think it's fair for me to assume you don't want my food anymore."

he felt a piece of himself break on the inside, "oh angel..." he grabbed your hands, "no no––i love your food, you know that––i've just been so tired this week, i couldn't even wait to get home to eat, so i stopped by the nearest places with the boys." he scooted closer to you. "i'm so sorry i made you feel like i didn't appreciate what you do for me––i promise from now on i'll drag myself on my hands and knees if i have to to come home to you and eat––"

you laughed and shook your head, "tooru there's no need for that––"

he cut you off, almost offended. "of course there is! i hurt your feelings baby, i never want to do that again!"

you smiled and pulled him in for a sweet kiss that he quickly melted into. you pulled away to look at him earnestly. "it's okay babe. just...maybe tell me next time? i was just worried you were tired of my food, that's all."

he pulled you into his lap and held you tight. "i could never and will never be tired of anything you do for me, i promise." he kissed your cheek. "though it is my fault, i did miss your cooking this week––but if you're not in the mood to make anything i understand and we can still order––"

you shook your head, "i'll make your favorite, okay?"

he pulled you in for another kiss, "i really don't deserve you."

[gh0stchoir]

“Nicknames”

Masterlist

Anime: Haikyuu!!

Character(s): Suguru Daishou, Kuroo Tetsurou, Toru Oikawa, Yuuji Terushima, Bokuto Kotarou, Atsumu Miya, Tsukishima Kei

Pronouns used: he/him

Time set point: high school/ main Haikyuu set point.

Warnings?: nicknames/pet names

A/n:JEEZ THIS IS LONG FOR HCS

⚠️FEMALE ALIGNED= DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.⚠️

Suguru Daishou

Ah yes, my wonderful douchebag

His probably most used nickname for you is “My love”

He’s a hopeless romantic, what can I say.

He loves taking you out to fancy dinners- ah I’m getting sidetracked

Snake boy just wants you to know his love for you, not wanting his possessiveness and jealousy to block his love for you

He just loves you so so much, he can’t express it enough.

Also likes calling you Bubs

First time he randomly called you that, he saw the slight tint of blush on your cheeks and how your eyes glowed a little more

He thought it was absolutely adorable, he uses it regularly, sometimes not realizing he uses it instead of your name

Because I hc him to be really possessive and tends to easily get jealous, he probably calls you “my baby” or “mine” a lot

He likes to assert dominance

Like how when your hanging out with per say his enemies, Kuroo and Kenma, he’ll constantly refer to you as his boy, or his baby.

He’s just making sure rooster head and gamer boy don’t side eye you

It’s honestly cute how someone seemingly so down and grounded, can so easily act silly just because he is jealous

“Baby, they’re only my friends, nothing else.”

“I do not care, I don’t trust that shitty cat Tetsurou. Neither the other one. He’s sneaky.”

“You’re like a toddler.”

NOW NICKNAMES HE GETS CALLED-

He’s an idiot, a loveable one, but still an idiot

“Dumbass where did you hide my damn socks?!” “You snake bastard, get back here!” “Sorry Kenma, my absolute idiotic boyfriend kept trying to make out with me while I was in game.”

Ah you still love him tho<3

You mainly call him “baby” or “my big baby”

Like when he is back from a stressful day, he plops on your stomach so you can play with is hair

“Another stressful day my baby?”

Vry sweet, adorable, and wholesome relationship <3

Kuroo Tetsurou

Oh god

This absolute fucking tease.

“Hey kitten, you made coffee? So sweet”

It’s so subtle your like

“?????”

He knows what he’s doing, knowing how to tease like the bastard he is

Doesn’t matter if ur taller or shorter than him, he’s going to call you some sort of short nickname just so he can feel better about his tall stature

“Hey short stuff” “shortie, wanna finish the movie tonight?”

He’s annoying but wholesome<3

I also hc him to be jealous aswell

He’ll just randomly lay down, wrapping his arms around your stomach

“Mine mine mine mine mine mine.”

It makes you feel special, that a guy like him would act like this for you

You playing online with Kenma? Kenma will occasionally hear Kuroo whining, calling you any nickname he can think of to get you to go cuddle with him

“Tell Kuro I said to shuttup. He’s annoying.”

“Oh…hey baby?”

“Yeaaahhh??”

He was hoping that Kenma said something about you being on your computer with him longer than you should

You don’t even glance at him, continuing your Minecraft adventure with Kenma

“Kenma said to tell you you’re annoying and you needa shuttup”

Kuroo got really snappy

“Well tell that know-at-all that you’re my boyfriend that needs to spend time with me.”

Let’s just say he and Kenma went at it for well over 30 minutes before Kuroo got heated enough to unplug your pc monitor and drag you off to bed

“I swear to god you’re such an idiot sometimes rooster head.”

Ah yes, you use those kinds of nicknames when he gets on your nerves

“You fucking sneaky bastard! Give me back my headphones!” “Get your rooster head lookin’ ass up before I pull you off the damn bed.”

Honestly though, it’s amusing to him to see you use childish nicknames when you’re upset

You have a lot of nice ones though

“Aw honey you made dinner” “Baby look, they have a cat figurine that looks like you!”

Since you gives you short nicknames, you return the favor to help his ego

“Hey beanstalk.” “Mr.Giraffe please move so I can wash my hands aswell.”

He loves that you play on with his jokes, making him love you even more

Toru Oikawa

Oh

Oh god

“Hey cutie, working on school work? Lemme help.” “What’re you up to my precious boy?” “My cute love of my life is so perfect.”

He’s…yeah.

Likes to remind you how he feels about you, how he sees you

He thinks you’re nothing but amazing, attractive, and importantly, flawless with having flaws. Imperfectly perfect

He actually says that quite often

“My imperfectly perfect boy is so much better than what those people say.”

He’s very poetic

And romantic

And cheesy

Talks about you alot to his friends, rarely uses your name though. Only because when he hears someone else saying your name he gets curious

What if they’re saying something bad about you? About y’all together? He’s very paranoid.

Nicknames really actually set him at ease

“My sweet little boyfriend packed by bento today with a cute note! Ah I love him so much!”

“We know.” Iwaizumi, Makki, and Mattsun said in unison. All with straight gay faces

But don’t think he doesn’t like nicknames

At anything, they make him feel special. That he’s able to have someone call him something that only they can

He takes relationships very seriously, only because he is a hard working man

“Good morning sweetheart” “ah dumbass cmere and kiss me” “you’re so perfect, you dummy”

And his favorite one

“Hey ‘Kawa, long practice?”

He just finds it so so cute.

To be able to get a cute nickname from someone he sees as the cutest means everything to him

Yuuji Terushima

First thing off the bat, he’s a love struck idiot.

He uses “baby” or “my baby/baby boy” a lot.

Also calls you puppy sometimes, just because you’re so cute and you’re still about to be with him after so long. Like a lost puppy

A lot of people see him as just a fuckboy, honestly he just needed to find the right person to ground him

“Hey fuckboy, grab me a drink from the fridge please? In return I’ll give you kisses”

Yeah, you tease him about it

He gets all pouty, but always perks up because you always offer kisses

He’s also another very possessive person

He’s hot, your hot, nobody should be able to get in the way of you two. Not on his watch.

He shows up late to lunch and sees one of your friends staring at you a little too long

He casually sits right next to you, wrapping an arm around you and smirking

“How is my baby doing? Sorry I was late, bad traffic.”

Makes it a point to show you belong to him, he belongs to you

“How was the food, my cute boy?”

You don’t realize what he’s doing until it’s far later in the day, you two alone probably watching some sort of show

“Hey wait you were specifically calling me yours and shit at lunch today!”

He could only laugh, finding it cute you were that oblivious for so long

“Yes I was, had to make sure that friend of yours knew who was your man.”

“Dummy he helped me get the courage to date you!”

A big ‘oh’ moment for him

You two tease a lot with nicknames, you mainly

Especially because he gets all pouty when upset

“Stinky don’t get all puffy cheeked at me or else I won’t kiss you for a week.”

You two give childish nicknames to each other

He also has a few sweet wholesome ones that make your heart flutter

“Hey munchkin, breakfast is ready.” “Sweetheart, it started raining again. Wanna go out and dance in it?” “Ah my prince is all sick from the rain, don’t worry I’ll help you.”

(If you’re a trans guy, he knows it’s rlly affirming when he calls you his prince or his boy :’]

Ahh that side of him <333333

So pure and wholesome, nice and caring

Bokuto Kotarou

“Baby baby baby baby baby!!”

He usually uses baby, just because he’s used to it and he doesn’t like to spend to much time thinking about things like that

He has stuff that needs to get done, not thinking to himself what to call you

He just does it randomly

Like will literally call you something new without hesitation and no reaction, like he always called you that

He has a personal favorite he calls you though

“Love bug! You came to watch my game!!”

It such a sweet and wholesome nickname, of course he calls you that :’>

He likes to cuddle you, hold you close in his strong arms and mutter random thoughts of nicknames

“My lil soda pop”

“Wtf Ko-“

He just was staring off into space, probably not realizing what he said.

At the point, you’re probably the only thing that helps him out of his emo mode

Just hug him, or let him hug you

“Don’t get upset on me, my big teddy bear”

He absolutely LOVES to be called that

“My big teddy bear, come lay down with me. It’s Saturday, no practice or anything.” “Hey big teddy bear! Lemme get on your shoulders so I can put the star on the top of the tree!”

It makes his heart all fuzzy and gives him butterflies

He also gets doubtful of himself a lot, and needs constant reassurance that you’re not a dream that’s gonna just fade away

He’s very naive and sometimes wonders if you’re not real, you’re playing him and will end up making him a ruined man

“Please tell me your mine, and this isn’t a dream baby..”

You just grab his face, staring straight into his watery eyes

“I’m yours Ko, only yours. I’m your boy, no one elses.”

He only nodded, pulling you close

Softly muttering out a few “my boy, only mine..”

He likes to constantly say your his, makes him feel proud of himself

He’s a sweet boy<33

Atsumu Miya

“YOU FUCKING FAKE BLONDE GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE”

“BABY CALM DOWN AHAH”

He gets the more, worse nicknames.

Just because he’s an idiot and gets bored easily

He finds amusement in stealing your shit, making you irritated and chasing after him while spitting out bad nicknames for him

Still makes you kiss him so you can get ur stuff back<3

“Cmon baby boy, kiss me and I’ll give you the laptop~”

“You’re such a pain in my ass yknow that.”

He talks about you a lot.

“Cant believe he’s mine. Only mine, my baby. No one elses.”

Osamu is so close to becoming brotherless

“My little-“ “oh for fucks sake shuttup ‘Sumu! We get y/n’s hot, but shuttup!”

“WHAT DID YA’ SAY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND???”

He’s very protective of you

Not because he thinks you’re incapable of defending yourself

But because he knows that you can attract people, you’re very good looking

“Ya’ real damn lucky ya’ got ‘em first.”

Everyone on the team agreed, leaving Atsumu just staring with a twitching eye

“Well he’s my damn boyfriend so fuck off. Mine, not yers ‘Samu! And not any of yalls!”

The team still talks about you though, just to make him mad <3

“Oh cmere you big baby, they’re just messing with your dumb brain.”

He only mumbles, cuddling closer

“You’re brother and the team know how to get under your skin. Just remember I’m with you for a reason, that reason is because you’re an idiot. And idiot I love.”

“I love you a lot darlin’. “

He uses more “romantic” nicknames when more serious or absolutely infatuated with you in the moment

“Love, never let the snow stop falling…never let us stop dancin’ together.” “Dear, are you sick? I bet it was you hanging around all those people at the game.”

He has different nicknames for different moods, so it’s actually very easy to read him not only because of his body language, but because of nicknames

Tsukishima Kei

Salty teasing ass bastard

“Little one, cant reach the top of the shelf?”

“What?! YOU CANT EITHER IDIOT”

Same instance with Kuroo. Doesn’t mater if you’re taller or shorter, he’s still gonna be like this

“Hey Mr.Dino, ready to go the museum?”

He literally named a plushie you got him Mr.Dino because it remind him of you<3

When you figured out oh god did he just not look at you

Way too embarrassed to give up his pride

“Big brain, cmere and help me with homework please. I’ll get you some cake for desert tonight”

You give him nicknames that shows he’s smart, and a smartass

“Nerd what’s the name of the one dinosaur that looks like..”

He calls you nerd too though

If you two are in public or hanging with friends, they’ll all be confused because you two keep calling each other a nerd

“This is such an easy question babe, is it really that hard for you?”

Calls you babe when he’s being a snarky teasing smartass

He thinks he knows everything

“Blondie, help me plate dinner please”

“Sure thing loser”

Very playful nicknames, which both make you feel more at home and comfortable with the other

Just like Bokuto, Kei is very doubtful

He just still grasp that someone was actually able to love someone like him, an arrogant smartass

He’ll hold you up to his chest and torso, as he leaning forward and caging you in his limbs

“Kei what’s-“

“Please, just…let me hold you baby..”

He uses more soft causal nicknames when it’s not an intense moment

When he’s feeling insecure and he needs you he calls you “baby” or usually “my boy”

“Still cant believe that you’re actually mine. My wonderful boy. I love you so much..”

“I love you aswell sweetheart, so so much.”

Jeez he loves you so so so much. Wont admit 75% of the time tho

[animated-moon]

hi moon! could you ship your moots with a hq and genshin character that you’d think would suit them?

oHHHHH OKAYOKAY !! but i have like 20 moots so this might take a while, and there may also be competitions but just pretend you didn’t see that :,) also i’ll just to either or bcus not all of them plays genshin !!

@mysterystarz aKAASHI OBVIOUSLY 🙄✋ how could i ship her with anyone else when i just got her wedding invitation hAHAHA. but that aside you guys just give me really good vibes,,, if that makes sense !! you both are just SO CUTE.

@flairlust seggsy man deelook 😩 why ? bcus man needs some joy in his life (which you will give) and someone has to force him to tie his hair up into a high ponytail 😋 also because i think youre seggsy and i love u muah <3

@yanfeiurl seggsy man kaeya. no explanation needed /hj (granting ur wish of stuffing your face in his mommy milkers <33) and also yall r cute !! you give me power couple vibes (like you kick bird abyss mage ass)

@sunamayo okay the first person who came to mind was actually albedo (or venti). i feel like the vibes you give off are very nice and makes me very comfy, so i think you’d go well w them !! besides you’re a really good listener, and i feel like both of them would be the types to really appreciate it

@teyvatdreams honestly? first person who came to mind was beidou. you’re really nice and sweet, and just give me soft vibes and i think beidou would really like that!! after a tiring day big strong pirate woman would be here to make all your troubles disappear into thin air 😋😋

@infxrity iwa-chan :0 you both as a couple give me vibes of that pic of him and oiks where oiks (you, in this case) goes “go iwa chan!” hAHAHAH. either that or mattsun/makki !! i think you’re good both with someone who’s serious and someone who’s playful

@haikyuutothetop ushijima because rmb you are my co manager at shiratorizawa and im dating his best friend 🤪 (/hj). ushijima would find it very amusing when you send him cursed pics but on the times he actually gets scarred bcus of them, he’d look at you like “>:(“ and go “why?”

@u-make-my-heart-tsumtsum tSUMS OBVIOUSLY- y’all give me power couple vibes and you both are either the most fun people to be around or most annoying (/hj) and it’s probably bcus of your displays of affection or just because y’all r being rowdy hAHAHA

@mjoork you give me major childe vibes. both you and jacob hmmm. i think you’d be good with either childe or kaeya !! it feels like you’d go well with someone who is playful and not so much serious

@schppo youre a moot boom 😗 aNYWAYS HAHAH you give me major childe and diluc vibes!! i think that your energy matches well with both of them and diluc would definitely find how you type very endearing hAHAHAHAH. childe would probably bully you playfully and you’d bully him back, maybe not so playfully /hj

@flushphoria iwa !! i dont know why you just scream “iwa loves me and i love him too” vibes. iwa and you would definitely play volleyball together and it makes him so happy when he sees you enjoying yourself !! i just think he really appreciates an s/o who plays volley too

@horseanon--simpforall aTSUMU. you give me super strong tsum vibes and it goes well with the tall and seggsy lady vibes you give me (in my mind you are and will always be 170cm tall <33). you probably bully him a lot for fun and thats why he loves you

@aphrodytem hutao vibes r strong rn. if you were a fanfic youd be the best friends to lovers, 19k words, slow burn, tooth rotting fluff with no angst kind of fanfic! i sense strong mutual pining before you date and zhongli is just standing there like 🧍‍ please just date already

@kousukii oSAMU. maybe your discord pfp brainwashed me or something but just, osamu. i think that you can be pretty chaotic if you wanted to but you also give really cottagecore vibes and in my mind, cottagecore person = osamu person

@kitashinsvks actually?? not kita but suna (sorry). i just think that you and suna would be 😚👌 perfect together. you‘re like that couple who’s both chill and fucking chaotic. if you watch korean drama i strongly believe suna would watch it with you, complain it’s cliche then get so invested in the series. also dont even hesitate just steal his hoodies

@luvbub bub you’re so amazing so cute so lovely you’d be good with anyone :,) but you gave me a very strong zhongli vibe!! i think you’re someone who would listen to him talk about the past for hours and drink tea with him ! there was a lot of mutual pining and everyone around you sensed it but yall r just idiots in love

@depraved-empress oooohh the tsukishima vibe is real strong. you were the first person to make him feel like maybe,, just maybe he shouldn’t be so mean (but we’re talking abt tsukki so its only a maybe and it stays a maybe). he’s just so in love with you

@milk-is-here hey seggsy 😚😚 i dont know if you’re still into haikyuu but !! you give me strong tendou vibes !! he would totally watch mcyt with you and would PLAY minecraft with you if you ever asked him to. he probably already does anyway and you both live on a house which looks like a turtle from the outside i will not take criticism

@pockydays SILLA BBY I HAVENT GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH YOU YET HOW R U <33 i’m gonna judge you based on your behaviour in the disc server so 🔫🔫 venti !! you give me strong venti vibes. the more i think about it the more perfect you are w venti honestly. like,, he’s a bard and you’re pITCH PERFECT ?? i hope you know this means lots of musical journeys with venti,, at the tavern (don’t worry diluc would rescue you if venti is too drunk for you to rescue him). also you just seem really sweet and would totally hit it off with venti !!

[maybanksslut]

Amelia's 400 followers mutual appreciation

okay what??? There's 400 of you?? I cannot believe it 🤯🤯 I'm so thankful for everyone that is following me and enjoys my content <3 I'm seriously so lucky to have all of you! For this milestone, I decided to make a post where I appreciate my lovely mutuals, because THEY ARE MY FAMILY AND I LOVE THEM <3 sooo enjoy lovelies mwah mwah

@amrtxntias - Heather, you're so sweet and beautiful, I love you! You always support me and your name is BEAUTIFUL <3 Your writing is gorgeous (just like you) and you seriously remind me of Lily Evans so much !

@amourtentiaa - Liane, words cannot describe how much I love and appreciate you ! You're a funny, inspiring and supportive person, and I'm so glad we're friends <3 Even though you put noses on your smileys. I love talking to you babe :-)

@anchoeritic - Kells, istg I would be bored on this site without you. The amount of humour and bullshit you put on my dash is ASTOUNDING. I seriously love seeing you on my dash and the asks you send me are ✨amazing✨

@coffee--writes - Bri, you're a tease and you're mean as well. Still, I love you and your writing gives me GOOSEBUMPS <3 I hope we never stop interacting because I'm in love with you and I don't know what I'd do without you !

@destourtereaux - Rosie, bestie, lovely human I absolutely adore you! You are so amazing, your vibes are ✨immaculate✨ and you are literally the nicest person ever <3 I hope you enjoy my company as much as I enjoy yours ! Ilyy

@fangirlings-things - Bia !!! You're so full of happiness and sunshine, I love your positivity <3 you're one of the first people I ever interacted with on this site, and I'm so glad we became friends !! I still ship u with John B have i mentioned ur smile is heartstopping??

@musicallisto - Clara, you are an aesthetic istg. Your love for history and fashion is so inspiring <3 I know we haven't interacted SUPER much but I love talking to you ! (Have I ever mentioned that you share both your name AND ethnicity (Spanish and French, right?) With one of my closest friends irl?)

@phuvioqhile - Naves, you are the sweetest person ever. You're so nice end supportive and I love you with all my heart. Being your mutual was seriously the best choice I ever made <3 I hope you appreciate our friendship, because J sure as hell do.

@rorysreallyrandom - Rory, you are the loml and I will SIRIUSLY always love you. Your vibe is just 💘🥺💘🥺💘🥺 like bitch marry me <3 we both simp for Tommy and Aaron and honestly, i wouldn't trade this friendship for anything !

@siriusmydeer - Gia WIFEYYY you are amazing and I hope we're friends forever <3 I sometimes feel like I'm super annoying to you, becaus som very clingy, but it's just cause I love u ! Also, we NEED to interact more bubs we haven't talked too much lately :(

@thescarrletwitch - Lizzie you absolute hoe, I love you so much <3 I'm so glad we're friends, even tho you dont like Ben Barnes and ins tarting to think you have issues. You radiate really badass vibes and I'm proud to say we're besties (because we ARE you have no say in the matter). ily bitch

@voidmalfoy - Danae, you are so nice and living and I absolutely adore you <3 I love being you mutual and sending you asks, you've got this thing about you that makes me feel like I can tell you anything. I trust you with my life (but not with my candy cause you'd eat it) lots of love!

@accioweaslcy - rose, your taste in men is EVERYTHING <3 you are such a vibe and I'm honestly proud of being your mutual. I hope we can interact even more in the future (and talk about Ben Barnes and how we'd eat him if we could)

@reguluscore - sorin babe we are married and I love you <3 you write so good angst (you're sadistic, I said what I said) and even tho it hurts to read, I'll let you break my heart because it's yours to break. Ily bestie can't wait to get to know you better <3

Other mutuals I absolutely adore and love because they're amazing and deserving of all the love: @adoresobs @always-imagine-a-dream @acosmis-t @awritingtree @the-gazette-of-tea @bohemianpages @captainshazamerica @cheriechalamet @drewstarkeysbitchh @darthwheezely @hannaswritingblog @imaginesbymk @jorjawrites @lxncelot @littlemissjaffa @maggiescarborough @myriadimagines @m4r13l3y @pansydaisy @daltonacademia @regulusslut @swanimagines @tomfreakinghollandneedsaoscar @thereagles @vanilla-sun @weasleyyy @whizboyhalo @amortensie @canibeoneofthepogues @moonvicake @eunoniaa @lunalovecroft @chokemepansy @pad-foots @pens-and-roses @lunamooney2406 + anyone I've forgotten I've forgotten <3

[deerixiie]

APPRECIATION POST!!

june 29th, or a little more that 6 months ago i posted my first fic. that was honestly the best decision of my life because tho tumblr is a hellsite it’s a hellsite that got me through a hellish year. i just want to come out and express my extreme gratitude for all of the people who have gotten me through 2020.

my followers. i remember when i first hit 100 and i was so excited bc 100 ppl in the world actually appreciated my writing enough to follow me...and then more of you guys started coming and sent sweet asks and suddenly i felt so loved 🥺 i didn’t expect to gain the following i did on this hellsite but i did and i love you guys so much :( thank u so much for being here through it all and making this year so much better!!

character anons/other anons; i know i don’t have much and not all of u are active but you!!! you guys are the bestest people on earth!!! shoyo, haji, yams, and all my noya anons,,, i love u guys sm. seeing you in my inbox made me so happy and i loved interacting w you 🥺💗 i hope you guys have an amazing new year and i hope you can talk more soon!! same goes for my other anons, 💜, 🍁, iara, and all the other anons that have send me asks, i love you guys so much!! getting anons and asks was something that made me feel so appreciated and important and seeing your asks always made my day!! ily guys <3

@sa-suga, @neonghxst, @sanso, @starrysamu, @stelleum, @myelocin, and a whole bunch of others writers; you are the most amazing people on the planet. writing on a site like this that gives little to no appreciation is so amazing of you :( your fics have made me smile, laugh, cry, and even grow as a person and i’m so grateful for that! bc of u i was able to distract myself from all the crappy things that happened this year. ily guys so much!

and now, my mutuals!!

@hajiimes; cola i will always always start with you. my closest friend, writing genius, someone i can bounce ideas off of, ask for help, watch movies with, voice call for hours with, and simp over characters with. getting close with you was one of the best things of this year and i really appreciate you for it. its really refreshing to have such a close friend i can really turn to and talk to about stuff that’s bothering me and i know i do it a lot and i’m a terrible friend sometimes but you’re always there for me :( and yeah we tease each other a lot and you’re honestly so annoying sometimes but yeah it’s fun and i love you so <3 STOP MAKING BREAKUP PLAYLISTS OKAY IM SORRY

@sugakuns + @suikazura + @kageyuji + @miyasangel + @giorvanna + @sophiawithstars + @hajiimes; i literally could not have gotten through 2020 without dinonet. it’s the first discord server and probably only discord server that i’ve really felt at home in because you all are so accepting and sweet. your support and love and kindness have gotten me past this year. i’ve been able to laugh and scream and vent and word vomit and be myself because of you all and i’m so appreciative of that. i cant wait for an entire new year with you all, ilysm!

@mehreya; you changed your url and i freaked tf out but ANYWAYS HEYYY~ rae i literally. i literally love you so much like. where would i be without you? you’re so welcoming and comforting and i love you so much :( if there’s anyone i’d share a deformed braincell with, it’s with you!! i feel like i can relate to you?? so much?? i literally keysmash in your inbox sending like 12 messages and i don’t have to worry about you getting upset because you do the same thing right back. we share really similar interests and you’re so compassionate and sweet and ugh i’m gna cry ily

@suikazura; bae i. how do i even say this. you’re literally the kindest, sexiest, funniest, loveliest person i’ve ever met. when i had a really bad day and broke down you were there to hype me up and tell me such wonderful things that i still think about all the time. you wrote a poem comparing me to the sun. ME?? THE SUN?? sui i don’t even know where to go with this ive never had someone do that for me and you doing that just makes me tear up and i’m tearing up writing this- and i love your humor so much despite the fact that it haunts me to this day and your art is so pretty and i could look at it for hours. like man i can’t believe someone like you exists i don’t deserve you at ALL. ilysm bubs

@cavalree; AZZIE WE HAVENT EVEN TALKED THAT MUCH BUT OUR CONVERSATION YESTERDAY WAS >>> THIS IS ME SAYING WE SHOULD TALK MORE WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

@fairyoomi + @luvromis + @rilacry; we’ve been moots for So Long but i have no idea what to talk about w u so i get intimidated and don’t talk :( ily guys so much though, you’re really sweet and kind and your humor is literally top tier. this is so weird to say but reading ur self-ship posts makes me so happy bc i feel like i can be open about my self-ship too,, it rlly comforts me and makes me feel loved hehe. i miss talking to u guys even though it was barely anything and i rlly hope 2021 is the year we get closer!!

@sophiashortcake + @star-puff + @kurooskult; we’ve recently become mutuals but i love your vibes!! i really hope i get to interact with you more next year so we can become closer <3

@bunx; BIG SIS!! literally i feel so bad for not talking to u because you’re literally the blueprint :( i just don’t know what to talk about and then get all freaked out XBSKSJD i’ve stared at your disc so many times debating what to say cbsjs but anyway thank you so much for being here from the beginning! i know for a fact ill wouldnt be where i am today w/out u 🥺 ilysm bubs

other moots that made this year so much more beautiful i want to get closer too!: @haikoo, @4fterh0urs, @run-004, @sugasugawarau, @s4ijoh, @gg9183, @baeshijima 🥺💗💗, @kozu-mei , @kaguol ily all so so much, you all are such amazing ppl and i hope we get to talk more!!

[kyunsies]

things i love + appreciate about my closest moots  💖 (obviously no particular order bc you all hold such a special place in my heart)

i was going to wait and post this when i hit 400 followers but that has passed and i wasn't ready in time and i didn’t really know when to post this ;; so i’m just going to do it now to remind everyone that it is truly a blessing to be here in your presence :) i don’t want to get mushy ALREADY sdlkfjsd but pls know you all mean so much to me <33

@theyoungflexer — my person, my rock, chelle you’re super special!! we have such a quirky relationship that somehow works extremely well; idk how but i had this feeling from the moment we spoke with each other i was like “omg this gal is so funky and sweet!!” i was really excited to get to know you, and we’ve talked everyday without FAIL since we became moots :) v grateful for you chelle, you’re my home girl!! (even tho we live across the states hehe) 💘💗 also i just respect you on so many levels like the way you just attend one of the most amazing colleges in the US and is thriving?? not to mention your equally as smart brother also going to an amazing college too???????? speechless. ALSO BIG SHOUT OUT BC  you are also the reason for inspiring me to start giffing so,,,,,,literally wouldn’t be here without you GOD chelle i’m so mushy for you :’((((

@softhyungkyun — 1/2 of my mom friends!!! my monmomma, my calming energy in this chaotic world!! victoria, my sweet vic how i love u so!! not to mention the BEST canadabebe around 😘 truly don’t know what i would do without you hun!! do u know how special u are to me?? how much i loved ur lil bunny pics whenever u went on a run; your CONSTANT surveillance of my many typos; and most importantly your scalding of me whenever i show my ~alter ego nasty mädch who is a simp for kyun~ (huh?? who said that, certainly not me!!) i literally look up to you in so many ways, and i’m glad i have someone like you in my life 💗💘💖

@ckyunoirs — you’ve all seen it coming but my actual soulmate!! the best kyun soulmate ever 🥺 i honestly can’t remember how we became moots LOL but i just know i thought you seemed like an absolute sweetheart (which you are) and i was so nervous to talk to you!! i was like “ah omg she has so many anons and everyone associates her w kyun i would like to be at that level” but look at us now!!! we really do share the same (thirsting for kyun always 🤝) braincell and i love that i can tell you what’s on my mind always!! you are such a nurturing soul suni, always stressing how important it is to take care of ourselves 🤧 angel behavior i think!! i don’t even have to elaborate anymore bc i think (i hope) you know truly how much you mean to me suni!!!!! thank you for being such a great friend <33

@memehyungwon — nessa!!! my love whom i get extremely excited about whenever i see your name pop up in my inbox 🥺🥺 get yourself a nessa!!!! so sweet, so supportive, so kind, and just all around LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY!! the cutest, my emotional support bub really 💘💗💖💓💞 so much love for you, plus you’re a multi-talented queen with the moodboards + edits like hello you are LEGENDARY!!! also a multistan extraordinaire, what more could u ask for?? aaaand you call me your “cariño mio” like.......,,shush i’m sobbing just thinking of it 🥺

@pansynight — i think ezra is a fallen angel I SAID IT!!! srsly THE most supportive, trustworthy, and down to earth person in the whole wide world. such a hard worker i mean moodboards, audio edits, writing on the side sometimes, AND gifmaking???????? incredible!!! and is just as a hopeless romantic as i am (cue us crying over how much we love Love together,,,,,i need a moment 😭)!! one friend who i can feel totally comfortable + stripped down with 💙💙 did i already say supportive bc ezra is the Most Supportive Bub if you didn’t already catch that 🥺

@sohcean — bee!!!! a fairly recent moot but one i love very much nonetheless!!!! i looked up to you a lot akdbdjdkjdb like you were one of my “it” monsta x blogs imo hehe but i remember i tagged you in a post where an anon asked me who my fav blogs were and 🥺🥺 you sent me an ask something along the lines of “ty v much i’m glad we’re moots now!!” AND WHEN I TELL YOU!!! i was crying 😭😭😭 anyways, always checks in on me once in a while and you’re always super duper sweet and caring (and thank you for submitting sweet kyun pics occasionally; they are SO desperately needed);; plus you are so extremely eloquent with your writing -- when you post something particularly long i kinda just space out into dreamland  bc you just take me to another place with your words omg *chefs kiss* love ya hun!!! 💙💜💙💜💙

@burnitupmp3 — ah ADRY!!! honestly i was really scared to talk to you too for some reason DJFLSDJ but i think that’s bc you’re so extremely hilarious :’) but now that we are certified CLINGMATES 🥺 i literally thank my lucky stars for you everyday :( always and i mean ALWAYS supporting not only me but all of your other moots too ITS SO AMAZING TO SEE!!!!!! never being shy and always starting a conversation with everyone like i’m starting to get the feeling that maybe you DO in fact know every monbebe on this site HEHE but!!!!! grateful for you, if there is one singular constant on tumblr it's you and you're humor, kindness, individuality 💘💗 1/3 of my joobebes, but my ONLY rujoobebe :’) alSO TY FOR FEEDING ME J.SEPH CONTENT <33

@minhyukie — LISTEN if you don’t follow amy you’re missing oUT!!!! but srsly amy i’m going to get really mushy on you jfsdlkfj  🥺🥺 i’ve been following you ever since i made this blog in january (obvi bc u make High Quality content) and i just need to get this off my chest but when u popped in my messages telling me what i was doing wrong in ps about the smart object thing I LITERALLY SCREAMED I JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT I MESSAGED @theyoungflexer AND WAS LIKE OMG OMG OMG AMY JUST TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! jeez like i was so embarrassingly excited :’D !!! man, am i SO happy we are moots <33 the best minbebe around, always providing me with advice and so many resources,,,not to mention we kinda (??) live relatively close-ish to each other so that’s also very cool LOL but srsly!!! amy you are such a backbone for the mbb community here and i look up to you SO much,,,smooches to u 💘💗

@leejooheons — aj!!! 2/3 of my joobebes!!! we are only recently moots but much like amy, i’ve been following you since the beginning of my blog’s existence!! gosh i look up to you in sooooo many ways and again LIKE AMY when i finally found the courage to talk to you i kinda freaked out when you responded LOL !! your gifs are absolutely AMAZING STUNNNG WONDERFUL; you inspire me to really improve my skills, and you always always ALWAYS give me such helpful advice all the time when i don’t even ask for it :( if anything i can't imagine how annoying it is to see me complain about all of my ps troubles but you still take time out of your day to always give me the best tips ever. and for that??? i’m SUPER grateful for all that you do for not only me but for monbebe tumblr too !!! 💘💗

@chaelight — fern!! my other resourceful monbebe moot 🥺 even though we don’t talk all the time, you, like aj, are always providing me with such amazing content advice!!! seriously idk why you all are so incredibly nice to me it’s so touching 😭 and just like bee, you also give me such a calming vibe; you’re just an overall delight to see on my dash because your content is SO well thought out too <33 love you fern!!

@joosgf — lulu!!! 3/3 of my joobebes who also takes the time to tag me in kyun content 🥺 we do not message often but :( omg you’re such a freaking cutie :( i knew i wanted to be your friend when i found your blog bc 1) everyone loves u and 2) you are so incredibly nice <33 i really hope we get to grow closer in the future!! you are so supportive even though we aren't close, and just know that you can always come to me for anything!! also i just love your adoration for our joober it’s SO SWEET, i love to see you geek about him bc it really is the cutest thing <33

@haoranghae — jill!!!!!!! my eastern standard time pal!!!!!!! <33 honestly i think you're the only moot where i DONT have to think about you being asleep while i’m up bc i know we’re on the same time schedule :’) my multifandom buddy who shares my love for victon and honestly a lot of other groups too!! surprisingly we don’t message often but like, i feel like when we DO talk we always pick up where we left off, if that makes sense? i always feel at home talking with you <33 and you’re so freaking SUPPORTIVE always saying nice things and going out of your way once in a while to pop in the inbox!! jill dear you are such a joy, thank you for being you 🥺

@morkyun — carly my sweet angel!!! one of my most precious fellow kyunbebes!!!! idk why you’re so darn SWEET TO ME!! just the sweetest; always asking how i’m doing, always crying over changkyun with me, always participating in ask games sdkjflskdfjslkf how can i ask for anything more than you?? super DUPER grateful to have u in my life, literally such a blessing <33 AND U HAVE ME IN YOUR BIO <33 IM MELTING PLS I FREAKING LOVE U!!!

@hohyuk — everyone LISTEN UP AS A TALK ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!! my ma, 2/2 of the mom friends!! you aren’t as active as you were when i first started to talk to you (bc u are a wonderful working WOMAN) but gosh, you made such an impact on me ma :( you are such a caring and nurturing person like the only way i can describe you is motherly :( i remember we would always talk about our days + weekends bc we never really messaged a lot HOWEVER we would always touch base at the end of the week and catch up!! although we don’t talk that often anymore, i want you to know that you will always have a special place in my heart for being exceptionally kind to me 💘💗 and for that i am forever thankful for you ma!! love you!!

@kihyunsgf — kass my cutie patootie!!! we have been moots for a long time it feels!! ( i mean long for me since i’ve one been here since january lol) but you are such an amazing monbebe friend!!! we don’t really private message each other but it seems like we always participate in each other’s ask games so it’s always fun to get to know a little bit more about each other every time we ask questions!! you always reblog not only my work, but every other content creator moots’ works too and i just think you are an extremely supportive friend in general <33 thank you for always being so approachable and warm, and i hope we only grow closer as time goes on 💘💗

@kkyuns — okay aminah OMG so,,,,,,,,,idk if you even want me to consider you a moot yet or anything but 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 can i pls be your moot LOL srsly 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and if you don’t feel comfortable that’s okay and u can just consider this an appreciation post dksfjslkdjf but!!!!!! aminah i’ve already told you i’ve sent you so many asks anonymously and i only recently found the courage and come off bc i feel really comfortable whenever i talk to you <33 literally the KINDEST soul in the entire world;; you might not answer asks quickly ALL the time but you always find a way to make time for the people who look up to you and honestly?? that inspires me to be a kinder more gentler person!! my FELLOW NURSING GAL working your lil BOOTY off, a queen really :’) and not to mention one of the most TALENTED mbb gif makers on the entire planet i’m not even stretching that i truly mean it angel <33 thank u for making me (and others ofc) feel incredibly appreciated, and thank you for being a blessing to mbb tumblr :D

@changkynie — sian angel!!!! you have been with me since the beginning of this blog it seems like!!! thank you for always being my secretive cheerleader on my blog, i really adore you for that! you are such a cutie and you ALWAYS make time to send in little messages to both me and our lil family on my blog!! it’s really the sweetest thing; you are truly SUCH  blessing and i love waking up/falling asleep to your kind words <33 together forever bub i think <33

@tsunpan  (idk which blog you’re comfortable w me tagging so i’ll just do this one dsjfsjdf)—RATCH!!!!!!! i know a lot of ppl on your blog don’t know your name (and oddly enough i’ve never asked either bc i thought u wanted to be secretive LMAO) but then you plugged your twitter @ a while ago and u said it had your name there HEHE SO!!!!!!! i’ll keep it private :) but HOLY CRAP!! my actual first moot on here :( like my FIRST first moot ever :( says i’ve been following you for 8 FREAKING MONTHS!!!!!!!! and wow look how far we’ve come <33 i know i don’t message u as often as a should but just know i cherish this friendship like my life depends on it skdfjlksdjf and thank you for always indulging me with you’re changkyun writings (shout OUT to safekeeping kyun UGH my heart) + also sharing my love for mr. park junhee + ALSO being my astrology guru WOW u really do it all <33 ;; every time i message you i’m always like wow i wish i were as carefree and funny as my gal !! love you to the moon and back dear, thank you for putting up with me 💘💗💖💓💞

@monpabebe —lastly but CERTAINLY not least is my dear RIKA!!!!! again i have this running theme of being scared of the ppl i love LMAO but yes rika i’ve been following you too for a very very long time (i have actually sent u some anonymous stuff too hehe) but i think i fINALLY revealed myself when u mentioned your height!! SHORTBEBES OUT HERE PROTECTING EACH OTHER <33 but on a serious note, you are amazing :( i’m so glad i came out of my shell to finally talk to you; thank you for supporting my work, it means the absolute WORLD to me and thank you for also being a backbone here on monbebe tumblr as well :) i love seeing your interactions with your anons, it always puts a smile on my face 💘💗💖💓💞 whether you're arguing about tomatoes, geeking over shownu, or just giving your opinion on everything monsta x related, i always look up to you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i know i don’t really talk to you often (bc i’m still a lil intimidated IM SORRY skdfjksd) but i would love for our lil friendship to bloom in the future rika!! :)

[kybabi]

hii, congrats on 7k!! u definitely deserve it, mwah<333

can i get a match up? honestly, i don't really know my own aesthetic lolol but i'd say it's grunge type of style. i don't really care for pronouns but preferred ones are they/them! my hobbies consist mostly of whining about having too much work(and still not doing it), being dramatic to a few musicals i listen on the daily and refuse to listen to new ones because they're just too long-- , staring @ the moon and stars religiously every night bc it gives me peace and enjoy the quiet and stillness of the night. i can get quite whiney and thus annoy others, but i swear i'm trying to change that!! i can't make any decisions whatsoever, ask me to choose something quickly and i'll just panic and whine about it how u mean u are to make me do itD: i'm the astrology bitch in the friend group and like to collect pretty rocks - bonus points if its pointy! i love to wear chokers and at least one bracelet. oh, and i can get quite judgemental and critical but it's mostly towards myself and my work. all about honesty and loyalty here!! idgaf if the truth hurts, say it to me right in the face:D oh, and i'm an infj 4w5!

the ideal date i have in mind is a night date - driving around town at 2 am, with the windows rolled down, wind blowing and messing our hair up, blasting music and just generally having a great time together and vibing. probably end it with a little bit(or more<3) of stargazing and pointing out random constellations.

i'm sorry if this is too long lmao:'D but n e ways, again congrats bub!! ur writing is always top level, but don't forget to also take care of yourself<333 have a great night/ day!

i match you with…

bokuto! + emulation (mode:totonee) - stargaze shelter

i honestly don’t think bokuto would mind those parts of you that you’re trying to change; he understands and he can be the same way sometimes! he would love taking you out in the middle of the night to look at the stars :)

matchup event: CLOSED!

[dolancarys]

Can you maybe write a ethan x reader, where she has a nightmare and she can stay with ethan? I love ur page!!! ❤️❤️

Requested by: @classyhumanoidbananascissors

Thank you so much for sending this in, and I’m so glad you like my page!! This is my first request so I hope I did it justice. I also hope it’s okay that I made this into a kind of longer blurb instead of a full fic?? Hope you like it 💚💚

An empty house never made for a good nights sleep for y/n, especially when she's so used to having her roommate there as comforting company. So, of course on the one night her roommates out with friends, y/n has one of the worst nightmares she's ever experienced. She tosses and turns in the bed as images of mysterious dark dirt road paths and weird human-like shadows cross into her mind. The nightmare reaches the point where she begins sweating onto her white sheets and she finally wakes up with a loud gasp. 

Tears obstruct her vision as she sits up in her bed with her fist clenching the sheets tightly. It's been a while since she's had a nightmare this bad, and usually she would call her mom in search of comfort- but it's currently four in the morning; there's no way her mom would be awake. Y/n knows that there's only one other person she could go to for something like this, so she doesn't hesitate in getting in her car and heading over to his house.

Ethan hears the annoying sound of his ringtone before he even fully wakes up. A scowl makes its way onto his face as he sits up in the bed, hair a ruffled mess, eyes puffy and narrowed, and cheeks a soft pink from the warmth of his bed. He glances at the caller I.D, causing him to sit up fully when he sees y/n's name come across the screen. The relationship between Ethan and y/n was one that caused a lot of their close friends frustration. The two acted so much differently around each other than they did with others. Everyone knew Ethan had a pretty hard exterior and didn't really care for showing certain sides of his self with certain people, but all that seemed to go out the door for y/n. All of their friends would send 'discreet' hints that they thought the two should be making it official by now, but both Ethan and y/n pretended to be oblivious. 

So when her name pops up on his phones he's answering without a second thought. "Y/n? You okay?" His voice is gravelly, and y/n knows she's just woke him up. "Hey E. Uh, I'm sorry for waking you up, but I didn't know who else to come to. I couldn't go back to sleep, and my head kinda hurts from crying. I honestly just need you right now...." she's rushing out as she picks at the bottom of her sleeping shirt. "Woah, are you okay? What's wrong? I'll be there in a minute." And he's getting out of his bed to grab his keys. "It's okay, I'm kind of already outside...." she mutters sheepishly. "I had a really bad nightmare, and I just started driving and ended up here. I know you were-" Y/n's interrupted as the door opens in front of her. 

Ethan brings the phone down from his ear, his face morphing into concern when he sees the almost dried trails of tears on y/n's face. She stands in front of him with an oversized sleeping shirt and shorts, house shoes placed on her feet in a rush. "Sorry," she says softly and she too drops the phone from her ear. Ethan goes into comfort mode, grabbing her forearm and bringing her into his bare chest. He shivers as y/n wraps her arms around him and lets out a shaky sigh. "Don't be sorry. You know I'm here whenever. Fuck sleep honestly. And fuck nightmares," he says while rubbing his palms up and down her back softly. 

Y/n lets out a breath in amusement. "Thank you." She leans back to look him in the face, a smile gracing her own when she sees his eyes are drooping and his cheeks are still rosy as his hair stand on all ends. Ethan smiles softly down at her as the two sway against each other. 

"Okay so I was feeling some type of way when I said ‘fuck sleep’. I take that shit back, let's go to bed," Ethan laughs and pulls her along with him into his bedroom. He releases her hand to pull the covers back and lies down, holding the covers up for y/n to get under them as well. As soon as she slips in he pulls her closer to him, allowing her to place her head on his bare chest as he rubs up and down her arm slowly. "Get some sleep bub," he trails as he places a small kiss on her forehead and his eyes begin to droop further. 

Y/n feels her own eyes beginning to fall shut as she snuggles closer to the warmth of Ethan's chest, fingers working random shapes on his side. Finally, she drifts off into a deep sleep. One that is thankfully not plagued with darkness and shadows, but instead with a brown haired boy with pretty eyes that only soften for her.

[thestuckylibrary]

So I just saw infinity war and i have read about 90% of ur fluff tag and I was wondering if you could recommend your fave so cute you feel like dying fanfics bc I’m honestly dead. Thank you so much y’all are all awesome.

introducing mister and mister united states by moonythejedi394 (complete | 18,440 | T )

“HE’S BEAUTY HE’S GRACE HE’S MISTER UNITED STATES!” “Bucky, what the [bleeped]…?”

“Following his pardon by the President of the United States, Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes, former Nazi prisoner of war and brainwashed Hydra agent, took to an unusual method of adapting to the modern world: Twitter. His Twitter handle was tweeted out by Tony Stark, and in the following two days, he gained over ten million followers. Barnes posted only four tweets as well as sharing and retweeting several Vines, but two of his tweets were videos of the famed Steven Rogers, also known as Captain America. The latest of these featured Barnes entering Captain Roger’s bedroom and shouting the line: “He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mister United States”, just to cause Captain Rogers to fall out of bed before confusedly saying, “Bucky, what the [bleeped]?” The rest of the world seems to agree with Captain Rogers; Barnes, what the hell?”

undersell, overcommit by silentwalrus (complete | 10,222 | unrated ) 

Steve goes so hard for Bucky that he becomes a licensed, practicing massage therapist.

Steve, Bucky, and the Tinhat Collective by mypedia (complete | 7,015 | G )

The internet and the Avengers fandom react to the events of Civil War.

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avengers-daily:

How do they get 200% more attractive when they’re covered in dirt

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Bucky Barnes Defense Squad by biblionerd07 (complete | 2,949 | G )

Steve is astounded to find Bucky’s gone down in history as a bad boy. He makes it his mission to fix it.

If Ye Be Worthy (the Stubborn as a Brick Wall Remix) by Taste_is_Sweet (complete | 6,937 | T )

Bucky didn’t even glance up from beating the trembling heavy bag to death. “You’re gonna tell me that being turned into the Red Room’s assassin and then Hydra’s fucking attack dog for seventy-whatever years wasn’t my fault and that Tony was talking crap and you can’t think of anyone more worthy to hold Mjölnir than me.”

“Well, you’re right,” Steve said, only barely surprised. “So why the hell are you still down here?”

The look Bucky threw him was too resigned for a glare. “Because we both know that’s bullshit.”

just goddamn marry me already, for fuck’s sake by newsbypostcard (complete | 6,376 | E )

“Do you,” Steve says, fingers newly tugging Bucky’s underwear until it starts to slide off his hips, “want to marry me, or not?”

Bucky sighs. “You know, in some circles people would consider this interrogation under duress.”

The Wedding of Bucky Barnes by stephrc79 (complete | 67,805 | T )

This is the story of how an instagramming, trolling, pain in the ass got married to an equally annoying, artistic, bossy, stubborn blond oaf.

Or, you know, how one James Buchanan Barnes, Instagram Extraordinaire, married Captain America himself, one Steven Grant Rogers.

White (Boi) Wolf by Lasgalendil (complete | 3,323 | T )

The one where Shuri sciences the shit out of everything and adopts a puppy—er, sad disgruntled POW in desperate need of a snarky little sister and an upgrade.

(Or, Shuri lends a hand.)

Your 21st-Century Boy by gwyneth rhys (gwyneth) for Rana Eros (ranalore) (complete | 1,765 | T )

Clint had peered at him out of one eye and said, “You know pink’s a girl’s color.”

“Not in my day, bub,” Bucky said, sliding the tube of the grenade launcher up, chambering the shell, and racking it back down as he stared coolly at Clint. “You know who started that pink is feminine shit? Hitler.”

Circling Back by chaya (complete | 59,642 | E ) 

Steve looks for Bucky, Bucky finds Steve, Steve tries desperately to put Bucky back together. Bucky tries desperately to let him. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier.)

First Kisses and Fridge Magnets by HolmesAndNotQuiteWatson (complete | 805 | G )

Steve and Bucky meet again in an unlikely place, and what happens when Tony mixes Bucky and fridge magnets.

scene unseen by Ark (complete | 1,040 | T ) 

Steve charts their course, fingers quick on the quinjet’s controls. Bucky watches from behind, then: “Am I remembering right?”

Run Until the Road Runs Out by ignipes (complete | 5,265 | T )

Sam’s along for this ride because he’s not about to let Steve Rogers go it alone, but Steve’s not the only one who needs a friend.

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film by eleveninches, Febricant, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, tigrrmilk (complete | 10,228 | G )

“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

Collected Letters (1930-1943)* by brokentoy, triedunture (complete | 16,654 | T ) *mention of Bucky/others ; period typical attitudes 

The collected private correspondence—unedited, uncensored—of Steven Rogers, later known as Captain America, and his longtime companion, James B. Barnes, spanning the years from childhood to World War II.

Things the men of the Howling Commandos are no longer allowed to do in the SSR by Odsbodkins (complete | 769 | G) 

The Captain America: The First America version of Skippy's list - Things the men of the Howling Commandos are no longer allowed to do in the SSR.

[no-moremusic]

almost missed lunch bell because i was sending you an ask lmao

i definitely like having a school full of queers lol. i specifically chose this school because when you search it up online, one of the first photos that “pops up” is of the school’s yearly pride march from a few years back!

it’s funny that you said that about straight people because when i wrote it my gay friend and i were laughing and our straight friend was with us and he -literally- said “why would you do crime?” !!

AH i’m glad you’re going to a pretty accepting college!!! good luck bubs! all the universities i’ve been looking at are full of conservative pricks so i honestly don’t know what i’m gonna do post secondary lol

HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!!! and FOUR EYE CLUB!!!! we are obviously the superior humans 💅

alas, i’m bi so my eye sight is still shit but as a bi girl, lesbians are my best friends (and hopefully eventual girlfriends-) so i’ve been annoying everyone in my life by constantly telling them it’s the week of the lesbians 🏳️‍🌈

enjoy your 20/20 vision lol

LMAOAOA NOT THE LUNCH BELL THATS THE BEST BELL BAE

that’s so cute i love that for you😭 having a few gay friends is comforting in itself so to have a school worth is AWESOME!!! me and ur straight friend are on the save wavelength omg… all he needs to know is that gay people do crime. the rest is for us to know and for him to find out;)

thank you and good luck to you too!! i hope you find an accepting college!! try researching if they have any lgbtq+ clubs, or if the schools have committed pages try looking for kids who are lgbtq+! that’s what i did lol. but if there’s anything i’ve learned from going to a very close minded high school it’s that there will always be gay people, so just know wherever you go you won’t be alone💖💖

LMAO FOUR EYED i love that for us:) where we lack in eye strength we gain in making-up-headcanons-for-characters. and go get yo girls!! youre bi you’re blind and you’re funny- you’re set!!!

(ps i forgot to say in the last ask but ik u mentioned it- if you ever want to comes off of anon for funsies, my dms are always open for you lovely💖 absolutely no pressure tho!)

[huangfilms]

Mutual appreciation time! Tag some of your favourite mutuals and write them a message! 🌸🌸🌸

hi! this is going to be long because i love my mutuals with all of my fucking heart! and i want them to know! so ! i love you guys so much! and im so thankful that i met all of you! (also i’m taking a break from writing day nine to do this so day nine will be l a t e as fuck LMAO)

@norenmin-enthusiast : my baby love! my mother! i love you so much eve, my favorite part of the day is when you message me about anything and everything so please don’t ever feel like you’re annoying/bothering me! i love you so much please keep on talking to me forever! i hope we stay friends for a long time because i love love love you! you’re an amazing writer, and you’re an amazing person in general. i love you! keep being you!

@ggukxie : my twin! q, we met recently like a few weeks ago??? but it honestly feels like i’ve known you forever! i love you so much you make my go uwu like wow ! fat ass heart NUT! i love your writing style, you are so talented! you’re beautiful! you’re just amazing and you are the only: person i’ve met EVER on the internet who was born in my year! i’m yelling ! i love you q, and i hope you know that i am ALWAYS here for you! i love and appreciate you so so so much i hope we stay besties! twins! 

@renjunchokingnct : hey kelly, just wanted to say that i: love you i am thankful that we are friends you are: a true blessing and i hope you’re doing well and that you’re resting well and not overworking yourself! i care about you so much and! honestly you were one of the first nct blogs that i followed and you make me laugh when i talk to you! we don’t talk much but i just wanting to say that when we do, i’m happy and i’m just! i love you kelly! and so does renjun and mark! but i love you more b y e

@cokehei : zyla! we don’t talk a lot but i am grateful to know you! you are: a beautiful human being and you are such a Queen i cannot- i love you zyla! you make me uwu ! when i see you on my dash i get happy and excited! you make me happy zyla i hope you know that! also you’re really Cute! i hope we can interact/talk more! i love you!

@peachchenle : REI OMG i love you so so sosdjfh much ! i loove your aus! you hype me up so much i just feel a lot of love for you! we both are intellectuals cause we both LOVE the nct china line! your aus are wonderful and i hope ou know that i love you so so much and i hope you know that you are! a wonderful! human being! my baby ! i love you just as much as i love renjun! (and i love renjun a lot!)

@qteaxuxi : SEB !!!! youre so relatable with the fact that you love lumpia so much and i love that you tag me in renjun posts and i love you in general and i love thhat you tag ur yukhei posts with ‘my fav flirt’ ALSO YOURE REALLY GOOD LOOKING I LOVE THAT YOURE AN AMZING PERSON! I LOVE THAT YOURE ALWAYS ON UR DUMB SHIT BECAUSE! MOOD i love you so much ! i hope we talk more seb!

@yukuwu : HHWHEEHASHR i love you so much! youre such a mood because you always send me random renjun pics and i! appreciate it a lot because those random outbursts always make my day better i love you ALSO YOUR AU IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT ALTHOUGH I CANT HANDLE SAD THINGS AHHAHKLJA i love you so much!

@reunjun : pinky! we haven’t talked in a while but that’s okay! i love you! i honestly don’t remember how we became friends???? but anyway! thank you for reading what i write! i appreciate you so much and ! sis! youre so beautiful i love you you are a ! goddess! i stan a tru queen anyway i love you so much! 

@markseo : we met recently but! you make me so soft i love you so much! i loved your soft mark asks so like if u ever wanna b soft,,,, my inbox is the place to be HAHAHA ! but anyway! im excited for your new photographer!mark au i love you im excited and we can! get through! these ! bad anons! together! i love love love you! (also your writing blog url IS ADORABLE IM CRYING!)

@doyuwung : HI SWEEITE! you are: so relatable i love the fact that you message me randomly because of a vlive and i love that you love kun so much you’re honestly so so adorable and i just! love you! and appreciate you! so much! my small bub i love you youre adorable agjshdf !!!!! anyway! one last i love you! 

@poetichyuck : HEY MY SWEETS! i love you! we don’t talk much/interact but just know that i really appreciate you so much because you were also! one of my very first friends on here! and im super glad we met! im always here for you even though we barely talk! i love you so much ! 

ERGH I HAVE SO MANY MUTUALS THAT I LOVE AND APPRECIATE SO IF I DIDNT MENTION YOU JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU TOO! I LOVE ALL OF MY MUTUALS THESE ARE JUST THE ONES THAT I KIND OF INTERACT WITH MORE??? IDK ANYWAY I LOVE ALL OF MY MUTUALS PLS DONT THINK I DONT LOVE YOU IF I DIDNT TAG YOU! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL SOSOSOSOSO DMUCHSDJ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[jackofftao]

Jeno Boyfriend AU !

It’s been a while since I’ve done this so excuse the rust that clouds my writing. It shall clean with time. (lmao that made no sense) 

anyway 

lets get to it !

OKay so we gonna do a like getting together story because I’m a lonely roll

School ! no one loves it 

except for that one weird kid in the back of your class

you ride the bus alone 

and you meet your friends when you get to school, suffer for a bit, eat lunch, suffer a bit more, cry, -lmao you get the point

then you ride the bus home again

alone 

someone bout to change that

Jeno hardly goes to school because of schedules 

and crazy fangirls lmao 

promotions had just ended tho 

so now he’s stuck in this hell hole with everyone else

he rides the bus with Renjun and loud ass  Chenle

also Jisung but he has to stand up because that boy too tall 

Renjun is usually drawing, Chenle is doing last minute hm, and Jisung is trying to figure out how to kill himself with that hand strap thing if he has to stand up while riding this god forsaken bus one more time lmao 

tHATS WHEN 

he notices that theres a girl who goes to their school (and doesn’t chase them down like a maniac) and always sits alone in the back of the bus 

so he gets his nerves out of the way and asks if he can sit next to you because he hates doesn’t want to stand 

and ofc ur like “Ya sure my dude” 

Things are honestly v quiet and weird to start off with 

and he always is looking at you with his mouth opening and closing like a dam fish 

so you start up convo 

“whats ur name ?”

“Jisung”

“Nice, I’m y/n”

Jisung is honestly relieved because obviously you don’t know who they are if you asked for his name. 

“What are you listening to?”

you hand him one of your ear buds and thats how u two become friends 

You two listen to EXO all the time on the way to and back from school 

The group™ asks where he’s been and Jisung is just like “I made a new friend” 

The group™ watch you two like all the time lmao

especially Jeno

soon enough you are talking about classes and such 

“Hey! You have the same classes as my friend Jeno!”

jeno ???

Jisung never really talked about his friends tbh 

you figured he didn’t have any since he was standing all alone 

LMAO RIP JISUNG

anyway so you ask to meet his other friends and he’s like suRE

He told you that they ride the same bus 

u were dumbfounded 

you agreed to meet them after school at an ice cream shop 

The ride to the ice cream shop that day was like playing where is Waldo

“Is that them?”

“no”

“Them??” “still no”

“The bus driver ???”

“What- nO”

“well I’ve guessed everyone on this bus so i just figured-”

“Oh my god you’re the worst” 

When you finally got to the ice cream shop you were kinda annoyed because you had guessed them but he said no 

“You owe me ice cream now”

“for what”

“,,,,,ummm,,,,emotional distress” 

“You’re so dramatic lmao”

he still didn’t buy you ice cream 

When you all sat down it was really quiet and weird 

You and Jisung sat next to each other on one side of the table sharing earbuds and everyone else was on the other side 

“are u 2 dating or what” - Chenle

“No oh my god they’re ugly” - Both u and Jisung 

everyone ended up laughing 

“My name is y/n, nice to finally meet you all. Tbh I didn’t even know you guys existed till this morning.” 

Chenle gasped and held his chest and pretended to have a heart attack or something but it just looked like a dolphin out of water

then Renjun body slammed Chenle into the ground while Jisung cheered Renjun on by yelling “WORLD STAR WORLD STAR WORLD STAR” 

thats when you knew these were a fine™ group of boys 

while the younger ones are off trying to keep Chenle from jumping all over the place

you strike up convo with Jeno 

“Hey ur in my grade right” 

turns out you have the same first period and 5th 

you two hit it off nicely and get really involved in convo 

you two don’t even notice chenle, renjun and jisung leave 

until you look at your phone to check the time and see a text 

From: Jising sang sung

Have fun on your date lmao

Que you laughing but also planning his murder

Jeno walks you home because you live close 

what a gentleman 

the next day at school you sit next to Jeno in first period 

for the next month you two get close 

group projects, free time, ext 

you even start sitting with him at lunch 

he even replaced Jisung on the bus 

bye bye Jisung

Until one day 

Jeno isn’t there 

neither are the boys™

SO your dumb ass finally put 2 + 2 together 

Jeno was an Idol 

so you did some Research™ 

If found my new punch line its ™

and BOOM 

The boys™ are actually NCT Dream

so you start watching some of their MV’s 

and like wow 

Jeno is a visual ?

And he can Dance?

And hes super sweet 

Thump thump is that a crush growing ?

i think so 

You decide to keep it a secret that you know

and wait till he tells you 

after a week you text him 

To: jeNO Bub where you at :(((((   Still Sick ?  To: jeNO I miss you and  >:’0 GET BETTER SOON HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME

He didn’t reply till like 3 am lmao 

and it was just “Oof ya its a real uh nasty cold,,,,be back soon !!!”

and ur like laughing because you know that he has a comeback soon but he out here pretending to be sick lmao 

what a dork 

After a month you start becoming really impatient 

and he still hasn’t replied to your 50 unread messages 

after the second month you stop texting 

on the third month you stop saving his seat 

on the fourth month you move back to your old seat 

you check your messages one last time and you see that your 125 unread messages remain unread 

a couple of weeks later you hear a roar of girls in the halls

and they are comping your way 

and u don’t know why tbh and ur terrified 

but they just run right pass you????

escaped death

but you just continue to the lunch room to sit with your friends

but someone grabs your shirt sleeve panting 

“y- y-y/n” 

“Jeno ??????”

And ur like happy but also pissed 

“You mug where were you ??? Why didn’t you answer my texts!! Ive been worried you know that! I checked my messages every day for 2 months ! Two months Jeno ISTG u better explain urself rn or I’m deleting your number” 

“I know I know Just its- I don’t know how to say this but uh okay follow me and I’ll explain everything”

So he takes you to the fountain our front and explains that he’s an idol and everything and he got really busy with comebacks and felt bad for lying to you about being sick and he didn’t want to keep that up for four months because he would have to have some real bad illness for it to last four months and he didn’t want to have to pretend to be in the hospital and everything just because he had promotions but didn’t wanna tell you because he was afraid you would look at him differently and- 

tbh u were like shut up you mug I already knew you were an idol but it still hurt :( 

and he was so sorry this poor kicked puppy 

“How can I make it up to you?”

“A date would be nice”

“A-a date?”

“yea I think the ice cream shop would do, you’re paying btw”

“Wait you like me??”

“,,,well ya ? I wouldn’t have asked you on a date otherwise”

“Oh okay good. I like you too!”

“Can I call you my boyfriend now or???”

“I’d like that, Girlfriend” 

“Stop oh my god you’re greasy”

and he just laughs with his eyes like crescent moons

[snapitseventeen]

best friends to lovers!woozi

I’m suffering real post concert depression right now and overwhelming love for my boy lee jihoon

alright let’s be real

jihoon’s a v shy person

and he also has no time for socializing and making new friends bc svt’s real busy

and he also produces and practices like 24/7

actually when does this boy sleep???

but alright let’s get to it

you and jihoon have known each other your whole lives

your parents and his parents both are high school sweethearts and best friends so of course they planned to get knocked up the same time and have kids the same time

t o tally norm i mean i would

he was born first so he automatically has the ‘seniority’ card my ass it was 2 weeks

there hasn’t been a day that you haven’t spent with him

of course i mean until he goes to seoul

b ut im just getting started so not yet

it was natural for you two to become friends honestly

everyone knew you were inseparable

you lived next to each other so when one of you woke up, you ran outside next door to wake the other ass up

usually u waking him up bc he’s a rock my head rock my head ok bye

you guys went through everything together

first fight

first grounding

first period if you’re a girl

first detention

first time you made one another cry

first family vacation

that one time jihoon beat up the dude who bullied you at 7????

and then he got accepted to be a trainee at pledis

you were devastated as fuck!!!!!

you two almost parted ways in bad terms

when he found out, you were the first one he told bc hello best friend!

you were honestly at shock like you knew he was talented and loved music like hell he sang and played for you all the time

but lowkey although you supported him 10000%, you never thought he would actually get in!

so your congrats was just sorta like “y-yay?”

jihoon was so disappointed at your reaction like he thought you would be screaming and bouncing off the walls like usual

so our bub got a bit sad and then you noticed and was like

“n o no noooonooo jihoon I’m so happy for you!!! you gOT IN YAY!!”

and then he did that eye smile and your insides just melted thank you

so you were helping him pack but you felt just like empty a bit??

like it didn’t hit you yet that your best friend of forever was leaving you and home for god knows how long

and so you just blurted it out one night like a few days before he was leaving

you two were playing video games when you put down the controller like “don’t go.”

jihoon was like “what????”

“to seoul, don’t go.”

he was flabbergasted like ????

and then you just started pulling things out of your ass

“what are the chances of you actually pulling this off???”

“jihoon this is dumb”

“just stay here”

oh and then this one triggered him

“what if you’re not good enough”

hiS FACE GOT SO COLD, he never looked at you that way before you were honestly a bit scared

he started yelling at you about his dreams and how you were supposed to support him and how he felt so betrayed and then

“you’re not my best friend. get out.”

and that’s how you ran out crying back to your house

you didn’t talk to him the next day, you actually couldn’t face him

but the day after that he was leaving and as much as you were scared to see him, you couldn’t let him leave without saying goodbye so you woke up and ran to his house in your pjs to see him eating breakfast with his parents

“oh y/n, jihoon was about to see you” his mom said with a smile

“make up already, we all know you two can’t stay mad at each other for long” his dad said as you and jihoon were walking upstairs to his room

it was quiet at first but then both of you started saying sorry at the same time and you kept talking so just like honestly it was a relief

you ended with a hug and a few tears saying how much you were both going to miss each other and how you’ll text and keep in touch

sadly you couldn’t accompany him to the bus bc you had a school thing so you said goodbye at his house

you guys did keep in touch of course but as the days weeks months and years went on with him not coming back home bc practice you eventually stopped texting and calling each other

you began pursuing your own thing - highkey you were a really talented volleyball player and you were happy your parents were your biggest fans and you actually thought you could do this for a career

when jihoon debuted you were so excited you were keeping tabs on him and his group bc hello you were his best friend!

you literally burst out laughing at his pink hair but you were also like “aw he looks so different nice job puberty”

you sent him a text on his debut day and he responded so fast you were a bit shocked tbh

“CONGRATS JIHOON I SAW YOUR VID ITS SO GOOD I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY MADE THIS SONG ITS SO GOOD I MISS YOU I SUPPORT YOU ALL THE WAY FROM BUSAN I ADORE YOU LOVE UR BEST FRIEND Y/N”

“I MISS YOU TOO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE IT??? THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER I GOTTA GO BUT I MISS YOU AGAIN BEST FRIEND :)”

“oh by the way nice pink hair”

“shut up”

you guys didn’t talk to each other again for a while bc hello he’s a hot idol now

bUT THEN YOU FOUND OUT you got accepted to the most competitive volleyball team in seoul so ofc you had to go

the first couple months you were so caught up with practice that you never even thought of texting jihoon

and then he called you one night like

“you’re in seoul??? what the heck man why didn’t you tell me?”

“what how’d you know?”

“one of my members watches volleyball and we were all watching and i saw you and yeah”

and that’s how you ended up setting up a date and time to meet up with jihoon at his dorm with the other 12 members of seventeen????

you were honestly a bit scared like you knew his group, you knew enough about the members to know who all of them were, you actually really liked their music and it still amazes you every time you think your best friend produced this song???? but like whAT IF THEY DON’T LIKE YOU

and then you rang the doorbell dressed sorta nicely like -> (girl / boy)

and this one really tall guy with dyed hair opened the door

“oH YOU MUST BE JIHOON HYUNG’S BEST FRIEND? HE TALKS ABOUT YOU A LOT!! IM MINGYU!”

and then jihoon comes out and tells mingyu to let you in and to stop being annoying and

yOU ALMOST HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE BECAUSE brO

LEE JIHOON

YOUR BEST FRIEND SINCE BIRTH

LOOKS SORTA REALLY FUCKING HOT

and like you saw his pictures from his comeback BUT

him in person WOW and he got taller than you so like ;)))

and likewise he’s like in his head shiT WERE THEY ALWAYS THIS ATTRACTIVE????

but you two greet each other in a big hug and his busan accent came out while talking to you and his members are just like :)))) “we’ve never seen him so hyper :))))”

and so you meet all his members and you guys eat for a bit and honestly you hit it off with them thEY LOVE YOU and when you and jihoon go to his room for some best friend catch up time some of the boys start pouting and whining and it’s really cute but jihoon pulls you towards his room with jeonghan mingyu and cheol and just locks the door

you two talked for the longest time it was like you were back in busan in his bedroom and that made you tear up a bit like you missed him a lot like the first year or two coping without him was absolute hell for you

you were the only person that he felt so easy to talk to like words flowed out endlessly and without that comfort in the beginning he was so lost

sadly you had to go back to your own dorm and so you said goodbye to jihoon and seventeen (not before you got their numbers and snapchats)

you still didn’t see jihoon very often, but you certainly did communicate with him a bit more

every time one of you had a break, you would send a snap and a little “hey loser good luck with adsfgfdj today”

you honestly didn’t know when you began to catch feelings for jihoon and same with him

like the rare times you two hung out together, the first thing you noticed was how good he looked no matter what he was wearing

you just like began noticing every little thing he did

you especially loved seeing him work at his studio or seeing him dance

his body just moved so fluidly??? like he wasn’t in the performance unit or anything but he was so good at dancing!!!

and his seriousness when working at his computer like you were in awe how did you not notice this handsome face since idk your birth?

when he caught you staring at him yOU BLUSHED SO HARD and he did that little smirk like “you okay there?”

you almost smacked him

that night you were in your bed just thinking about him like you were making theories and everything

“alright if he liked me this could honestly be the best thing ever. I know a lot about him and he knows a lot about me okay we grew up together we uSED TO BATHE TOGETHER alright mom and dad love him and hello aunt and uncle basically adopted me already-wait not adopted, that would make him seem like my brother hell no okay so-”

the day you both found out you liked each other was a wild ride

you got hella scolded by your coach bc you kept making mistakes at your game and you were just not having it so you went to their dorm a bit uninvited just like hoping they’d be okay with having your company for a bit bc you needed some lovin

you were literally about to cry and all the boys were like “y/n no!!!”

so they kept trying to make you laugh and that really made you feel better

and then they started being sly with you and jihoon bc you sure as hell know that they know about jihoon’s crush on you

“y/n who’s your favorite member???” jeonghan ha

“oh that’s an easy one!”

jihoon just expecting it to be him

“minghao!”

“yES!”

“what the hell???” jihoon accidentally said out loud

everyone was laughing like hard crore even you

and then baby just left to his room and you’re like ??????

cue seungkwan “u made him jealous y/n oh no!”

so of course you go after him and try to talk but he’s just in his room all stoic and a bit irritated just at the mere thought of you and minghao together

so you’re like “jihoon what the heck? it’s just a harmless topic”

“why don’t you like me??”

“don’t be dumb, we’re best friends-”

“exactly, that’s why I should be your favorite”

“stop being a baby”

“I’m not! just thinking about how you like minghao makes me wanna punch him”

and you like cross your arms and sigh bc even when he’s overreacting he’s still so fucking cute!

“it’s not like I wanna date him”

and he’s just like “whatever”

so you’re just pumping yourself up like thiS IT IT PERFECT TIMING DONT PUSSY OUT

“I mean, if they asked me who I would wanna date, I would definitely say you”

“what”

“what?”

he would be so shocked but also like :))))))

“-and I know this would potentially ruin our 19 year long friendship but-”

“shut up and come here” and he would pull you in and hug you so close like you would feel lightheaded a bit in a good way

and then he looks at your face and looks at your lips and your heart is beating so fast like you’ve been wanting to do this since you first saw him again and 

boom boom

“hey is everything-oH HEY!”

you and jihoon as a couple would be the cutest thing ever

jihoon hates pda with the guys but he LOVES it with you it sort of offends the boys a bit

he always holds your hand he loves being connected to you

really likes it when you give him back hugs tho

really appreciates when you force him off the computer and you two just lay down on the couch in his studio cuddling and you’re just stroking his hair

sort of addicted to kissing you too especially on the shoulder

it’s honestly perfect because you guys are just so comfortable bc hello again you’ve known each other since birth

the boys love you and they always count on you to take care of him when they can’t and vice versa

support 100000% he streams your games and you his performances

you’re his muse to everything you’re the reason he gets up every morning

tours are hell bc all jihoon wants to do is hug you and sometimes facetime is hard bc time zones but you both somehow make it work

you guys barely fight at least not big ones, you both understand it won’t be easy but you love each other so it’s okay

there’s a huge amount of trust which is so important when he travels

when he announces you to the public you get a fair amount of hate and he got so sad but you’re like “eh”

eventually the fans accept you and love you bc like you’re jihoon’s best friend and who better to be with him than someone he’s known his whole life???

omg when both your parents found out

your dad to his dad

“you owe me a car”

jihoon makes me so warm and this was longer than I thought it was gonna be but !!!

[darlinbangtan]

hmm i suspected that my last ask did not properly send last time so imma just send another ask sorry if u actually end up receiving duplicates LOL i haven't watched bts content all semester bc school has been blasting me in my ass!!! :-))))))))) so i have a lot to catch up on but i'm excited hehe and the party was good thx for asking! it's always at an expensive/exclusive country club so i feel /fancie/ hehe how has ur week been my sugar plum? -snowball

ah honestly i think it’s been doing that a lot recently. i tried to send someone a message earlier this week and i don’t think it ever actually went through. it’s so annoying! but i got the ones you sent yesterday, so fingers crossed it’s working fine again now! oh no!!! at least you’ll have a lot to catch up with once you have the time, so fun times ahead! ooooo a country club? look at you!! i’m so jealous, it sounds like the kinda level of fancy i’d like to feel aha!! my week has been pretty busy tbh, which is why i’ve barely had time to make gifs. but i don’t plan on going out tomorrow so fingers crossed i don’t get lazy!! how was your week bub?