#honey angel cutie pie btw

[taintedcigs]

me: i don't suck dick

eddie munson acting silly and cutie patootie in the forest drug deal scene: here comes the airplane

me: 😲😲😲😲😲😲

[lomltrentarnold]

birthday boy — jude bellingham ₊˚ෆ

‣ warnings : pet names galore, jude is a lil (a lot) clingy, judes half naked btw :)

‣ hana’s notes : this is just small blurb that i was supposed to post on jude’s bday but didn’t 🫣 hope yall like it 🫶

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Sunlight was bleeding through the curtains. The air was chilly but your body was warm due to the other person accompanying you. With his arms draped around your waist, head tucked in your chest. You combed your fingers through his hair, nails softly scratching his scalp.

You could feel Jude fidgeting from on top of you at the contact. A small noise escaped from his throat, a little horse and laced heavy with sleep. “Morning, love.”

You smiled when you felt his arms tightened around you. Your hands moving to rest behind his neck, fingers trailing mindlessly across his naked back. “Morning, birthday boy.” you mumbled, softly kissing the top of his head.

A small smile made its way on Jude’s face, not enough to be a full one because of how sleepy he still was. You chuckled at his droopy smile, the sight has you feeling lightheaded and lovesick.

“Come on, babe.” you softly muttered, patting his back to wake him up. “We have a lot planned today.”

He whined, nuzzling his face more in your chest. “Don’ wanna move. You’re too comfy.” his long fingers absentmindedly scratching along your sides.

“Baby-“

He whined again.

“Babe-“

“Nooo.”

“Jude.”

He immediately lifted his head up. Eyebrows furrowed, with a pout on his lips. “What?” he almost looked offended.

“We need to get ready, Jude.” you explained, kissing his nose softly.

“No.”

“No?”

He shook his head, “Not when you’re calling me that.” he rolled his eyes, and huffed. He looked like a toddler that was denied candy.

Your eyes softened as you try to hide your growing grin. “What? Your name?”

“I’m not just Jude.”

“That’s literally your name.”

“Not for you.”

You rolled your eyes, “Okay then, baby, babe, sweetheart, angel, cutie pie, apple of my eye, honey bun, blueberry muffin, sugarplum, precious baby boy.” you let out a deep breath, lifting his head with your two hands.

The biggest grin took place onto his face, his eyes round with fondness when he looks up at you. He cutely scrunched his nose. Taking the covers of off you too and stood up. He stretched his limbs, giving you the perfect opportunity to shamelessly ogle at his abs.

“You alright?” Jude cockily smirked, eyes dragging along your figure on the bed. His ego doubling in size when he caught you staring.

You grunted, “Ugh, I hate you.”

“You didn’t say that last night.”

“Jude!”

“Not my name!”

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[hanbindans]

NOT MY GOVERNMENT NAME??? 🎤🎤

zb1 as petnames a/n: hi my name is hanbindans and I have come to ruin you all 🤠 you saw the microphone emojis- you know what time it is. I've given this a lot of thought btw I love this concept

jiwoong

"darling" with added rizz. honestly all he wants is just to make you go insane and he will make sure to succeed. if he's in a silly goofy mood it's going to be more like "dalliwng <3" (YOU KNOW WHEN HE DOES THE VOICE???)

hao

you're his little babie cutie patootie munchkin pumpkin pie and he will only refer to you as such!! it's definitely a super cute one like "sunshine" because you will never not be the cutest person ever to hao.

hanbin

"sweetheart", but there's nuances depending on the situation. it's "🥰sweetheart" when you bring him lunch at work. "😀😀 sweetheart" is when you try to microwave leftovers in a metal container.

matthew

babygirl/boy and angel but ironically. if it infuriates you or makes you physically cringe that's just fuel on his fire. his goal is not to make you melt for him it's to embarrass you by letting EVERYONE in this coffee shop know that you are "angel".

taerae

definitely "darling", "honey", or "my love" vibes. it's going to be one of those super sweet ones that only old married couples call each other. he does it with so much ease too like he isn't making your heart skip several consecutive beats by calling you honey.

ricky

when texting? babygirl/boy and angel but unironically (in his mind calling you this makes him the hottest boyfriend on the planet). irl? he's [insert the new jeans song] and will only call you by your name- except for when he's sitting really close to you and no one else can hear him- and he'll let out a "baby" in the quietest voice possible (🥹)

gyubin

I just know he would call you something insane. it's definitely a pet name that he can NOT under ANY circumstance call you in public or people will look at you weird. I'm thinking "hey smelly toes" or something unhinged like that like he knows no limits. you're best friends who kiss there is no such thing as too far in his mind.

gunwook

no thanks!! he would rather crawl into a hole in the ground and decompose <33 actually he has like 24 pet names picked out but he's not about to reveal how much of a simp he is in case he accidentally quotes a full hozier lyric instead of calling you "babe". it's the mortifying ordeal of being known gunwook edition.

[karinasbaby]

HAHAHA SOSNDJNES MY OFFICIAL NAME?? i’ll take it. yours is definitely my pookie wookiee cutie patootie <3 because you’re my lil baby angel

our relationship IS so perfect. just as you are. i also love love suddenly. wonder why that is. AND YES PLS SPAM TF OUTTA ME I WANT MY PHONE TO VIBRATE OFF THE TABLE

NOOO WDYM ITS GONNA BE CRAZY? don’t say that. please. (STOP UR PREMATURE TOO?? we were fated, like)

my last exam is on monday! but i have a presentation on tuesday and a assignment due on tuesday BUT! monday

(it’s so funny because i planned to do the assignment in the bus yesterday but i ended up writing the brat tamer drabbles which is my own fault but)

oh it’s is absolutely your official name my honey bun sugar pie schnookums teddy bear chocolate cookie swirl pudding biscuit. and “my lil baby angel” my soul ascended to the 7th heaven and came back btw but we ball.

STOP FLRITING WITH MEEEELENDLSH “just as u are” GET OUT. ENOUGH. out here making me kick my feet in the air and hide my face under the blanket who do u think u are 😒😒😒😒😒 (don’t answer that.) but anywho i shall be spamming the living hell out of u after this just let me get on ig and bro 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

(WE REALLY ARE FATED IN THIS SHIT BRO LIKE YOURE PREMATURE IM PREMATURE YOURE A HEE STAN IM A HEE STAN WHATS NEXT⁉️⁉️⁉️) fate but not sponsored by enha 😁☝️ but AYYEEEEE LAST EXAM ON MONDAY LETS GOOOO 🤾🤾(tuesday doesn’t exist for me) (WHY DIDNT U WORK ON UR ASSIGNMENT >:( also u posting that is like so ridiculous to me lmfao bcs u have NO clue how terrified i am of ur account rn. i’m avoiding that brat tamer work so bad rn bcs i know im gonna die. im so gonna die. for sure gonna die.)

[raainberry]

momo fic so good it’s like a full course meal

(asking for a friend but what else will momo call me if not ‘chef’ hihihihi *giggling*)

bon appétit😌

[tell your friend this : darling obv, all things baby, honey. Probably angel when she tries to get your attention.

e.g :

- “food’s burning, darling, stop staring.” “i wasn’t.” “sure. but when you burn my kitchen down and I divorce you, don’t come crying.”

- “if you hid my keys in the fridge again, baby I stg!”

- “honey, don’t make that face you have people to impress.” (“You’re holding my hand, job’s already done.”)

- “hey angel, can i talk to you for a second?” (you’re blushing profusely btw)

bonus : she’s your cutie pie (bc chef)]

[newtsbloodygf]

!!NEW STORY UNLOCKED!!

Man I'm so excited

(It's a Fantasy Au btw)

Story cover:

(made by me)

Main Characters (Part 1):

Maeve Raven

Full name: Maeve Raven

Nicknames: Mae, Vee/V, MM

Other nicknames: baby/babe/bae (Hyunjin, Ni-ki, Lisa), love(Hyunjin, Ni-ki, Lisa), darling(Hyunjin, I.N.), baby (Jennie, I.N.), sunshine (Felix), cutie (Felix, Bangchan), hottie (Hyunjin, Bangchan), gorgeous (Hyunjin), goddess (Hyunjin), dear (Hyunjin, I.N.)

Name meaning: Maeve means "intoxicating" or "she who rules"

Other names: (Shining) Star, Moonlight, Best Dancer, Icon, Legend, World's favourite, Hyunjin's bitch/girl, Fearless Warrior, Eagle, Raven, (Love) Witch, Love Spell/Drug, Siren

Born in: 22 August 1780

Age: 20 years (1st appearance, as of 1800)

Sexuality: Pansexual/Bisexual

Zodiac sign: Leo

Species: Cupid, Siren

Citizenship: Switzerland, St. moritz

Height: 5'9" (175cm)

Occupations: Archer/Warrior

Singer-songwriter

Dancer

Rapper

Best friends: Hwang Yeji, Shin Ryunjin, Lia (Choi Jisu), Hwang Hyunjin, Lee Felix, Kim Seungmin, I.N. (Yang Jeong-in), Kim Jennie, Lisa Manoban, Ni-ki (Nishimura Riki)

Ex Relationships: Lisa Manoban (1st girlfriend), Nishimura Ni-ki (1st boyfriend), Bang Christopher Chan (2nd boyfriend), Jeon Jungkook (arranged marriage)

Love Interests: Hyunjin, Bangchan, Ni-ki, Lisa, Yeji, Ryujin, Jennie, Felix

Albums: Wars in A Wonderland (originally by Neoni)

Hell is a teenage girl (originally by Nessa Barrett)

WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO? (originally by Billie Eilish)

GUTS (originally by Olivia Rodrigo)

Thank u, next (originally by Ariana Grande)

Young forever (originally by Nessa Barrett)

Hwang Hyunjin

Full name: Hwang Hyunjin

English name: Sam Hwang

Nicknames: Hyun, jin, jinnie

Other nicknames: baby/babe/bae (Maeve), honey (Maeve), my boy/baby (Maeve), hottie (Maeve), cutie pie (Maeve), drama queen (Maeve), (my) pretty boy (Maeve), baby (Felix)

Born in: March 20, 1780

Age: 20 (1st appearance, as of 1800)

Sexuality: Bisexual

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Species: Vampire

Citizenship: Switzerland, St. moritz

Height: 5'10" (179 cm)

Occupations: Warrior

Singer-songwritter

Model

Best friends: Maeve Raven, Hwang Yeji, Shin Ryujin, Shin Yuna, Lia, Chaeryeong, Lee Felix, Seo Changbin, Bang Christopher Chan, Kim Seungmin, I.N. (Yang Jeong-in), Lee Know (Minho), Kim Jennie, Lisa Manoban, Ni-ki (Nishimura Riki)

Ex relationships: Kim Jennie (1st girlfriend), Lee Felix (friends with benefits)

Love Interests: Maeve, Bangchan, Yeji, Ryujin, Jennie, Felix

Albums: Starboy (originally by the Weeknd)

Dead or Alive (made by me)

Phases (originally by Chase Atlantic)

Paradise (originally by Chase Atlantic)

Lee Felix

Full name: Lee Yongbok

English name: Felix

Nicknames: Fee, fel/fill, lix, lee, flix

Other nicknames: baby (Hyunjin, Maeve), angel (Hyunjin, Maeve), pretty baby/boy (Maeve), sunshine (boy) (Maeve)

Born in: 15 September, 1780

Age: 20 (first appearance, as of 1800)

Sexuality: Bisexual

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Species: Wizard

Citizenship: Switzerland, St. moritz

Height: 5'7" (171 cm)

Occupation: Warrior

Singer-songwritter

Rapper

Best friends: Maeve Raven, Hwang Hyunjin, Hwang Yeji, Shin Ryujin, Shin Yuna, Lia, Chaeryeong, Lee Felix, Seo Changbin, Bang Christopher Chan, Kim Seungmin, I.N. (Yang Jeong-in), Lee Know (Minho), Kim Jennie, Lisa Manoban, Ni-ki (Nishimura Riki)

Ex Relationships: Kim Jennie (1st girlfriend)

Love Interests: Maeve Raven, Hwang Hyunjin, Shin Yuna

Albums: Tell me about Tomorrow (originally by Jaden Hossler)

[topfied]

heey!! how are you today? just a little game to spread smiles but can you ship your mutuals with exo members and explain why? I love your blog btw :))

koasdko OK WOW i have a lot of mutuals I could ship with exo but tagging them all in here doesn’t seem so,,,,yeah,,,,PLUS I WANTED TO not ship these babies with their biases but i’m not really up to the task bcus they truly deserve to be shipped with the men they love so much

I ship @kaizzzi​ with Jongin!Honestly the friend!OTP with the realest chance of ever getting together I mean they had a moment??? I’m wtf??? It was written in the stars WHO GETS THIS OPPORTUNITY WHO???? aLSO Rizzi loves Jongin with the passion of a thousand burning suns so um, she deserves to be the recipient of all his sweet, honey smiles :(( I know this because he is the only she could ever go soft for :c trust me,,,,I know her well. #RINGIN let the world know!!

I ship @mochibaeks​​ with Baekhyun!Since every person in the world wants Jelly and Baekhyun to get together, I wanted to be mean and not agree with the majority bcus that’s really how I roll tbh. BUT her tags??? swayed me??? who writes essays with tags tbh that’s pretty tiring. it’s not just word vomit but they’re all actual, beautiful prose that just spreads sunshine and smiles everywhere. This cutie pie deserves no other man than the light of her life

I ship @lovinthesoo​ with Kyungsoo!KYUNGSOO’S FAVORITE GIRL isn’t that such a cute header???? Tea only

I ship @juliet-cbx​ with Chanyeol!Ok but,,, if you haven’t seen Li send u an entire essay on why she loves pcy on snapchat, then you have not yet seen the extent of love that she has for Chanyeol?????? her essays make me feel so warm and emotional???? I’m not one to be easily affected by sappy and cute declarations of love, tbh, thought it might seem so, but Li just turns it all around :((((((((((( If anyone deserves to be the first person Chanyeol sees when he wakes up, it’s her :((

I ship @ibgbang​ / @miyngi​ with Yixing!OH WOW JOSUS i can’t even begin to tell you how much I ship you with Yixing. Your jokes??? THEY WOULD ALL GO WAAAAY OVER HIS HEAD im laughin!!! You would make such a good pair and I can just imagine you sketching him lovingly while you’re out for fika, when he’s serenading you at the park with his trusty guitar, and when he’s dancing for you as he cooks pancakes in the morning to make u forget about all the stress about med school!!!! WOW SOMEONE WRITE ME A FIC josus christ!!!

I ship @sekaisoosgirl​ with Sekaisoo!IJASIjai THIS GIRL IS SO PURE, CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT SHE DESERVES ALL THREE. jisajdias IM SURE SHE CAN HANDLE ALL THEIR VARYING PERSONALITIES i bet my life on it. Kyungsoo can serve her breakfast in bed and sing her awake by stroking her hair, Jongin can welcome her back when she comes home from being the best nurse ever by twirling and dancing with her all the way to their cute candlelit dinner and Sehun can cuddle with her in bed till they both fall asleep :(((((((((

Lastly, I ship any of my cute children, @hunandonly, @smhsehun and @isexoreal with Sehun!MY CUTE BABY BUNS who i often abandon,,,, don’t fret momma ships you with Sehun. SAIDJASID OK BUT IM REALLY!!! THESE ARE THE CUTEST AND SNARKIEST SET OF CHILDREN THAT SEHUN would die fOR. I’m really???? They would all bicker all day long and fite over who Sehun loves more, Vivi or them (*cough*Elaine*cough*) and hunnie would say vivi and they would fight and roast each other till the sundown in the cutest lovehate relationship ever????!! :

/im bye