#this is lame

[jaegersdevil]

the lamest prank [satoru gojo x reader]

a little something i came up with in like half an hour, enjoy :P

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"...You're up to something, aren't you?" Satoru's voice cuts through the silence in your room, causing you to jump in surprise.

Glancing over your shoulder, palm to your chest, you glare at your best friend. "You scared the shit out of me."

Satoru shrugs, stepping further into your dorm, his eyes narrowing at the packet of Oreos and toothpaste tubes laid out in front of you on the floor.

"Why are you devising the lamest prank in the world?"

You roll your eyes and turn back to your project. "This was meant to be for 'Guru, and you, but I guess the cat's out of the bag."

Satoru threw his head back in laughter, his hand on his stomach. "You're so cute."

Your eyes widen as you spread the toothpaste onto one side of the cookie. "You don't sound particularly upset about being the victim of my prank."

"Oh, I'm not," He says casually as he moves around you to sit on your bed.

You squint at him. "Then why do you look so annoyed?"

Satoru says nothing, but his bright eyes behind his sunglasses tell you everything you need to know.

Sighing, you hold out your hand with a tube of toothpaste and an Oreo in your palm. "You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?"

Taking the items from your grasp, Satoru smirks. "A little..."

"Well, you usually don't invite the person you want to prank to help you set it up, do you?"

"Guess not. But it's good my daily snooping resulted in something interesting today... It's better than yesterday... Haibara will not like what I saw."

"What?" You furrow your eyebrows. "You're such a nerd, 'Toru."

"Yeah, whatever," He rolls his eyes, white hair falling over his eyes. "Pass me that knife, loser."

After his fingers graze yours, you nod your head toward the uncapped tube in his hand. "You better load that one up good. Suguru used my shampoo yesterday, and then he stole my leftover sashimi in the fridge."

"Oh, that was me. That was so fresh, so delicious," Satoru moans. "Best I've ever had, actually."

Your jaw falls open, and you shake your head. "Fuck you, Gojo."

"Nuh-uh, you don't get to curse the only one who's gonna help you out of this situation later," He raises an eyebrow. "Wait, why were you pranking me? What did I do?"

You give him a deadpan look. "It's more like, what haven't you done?"

A gasp leaves Satoru's lips, and he leans down to place his finished cookie on the plate next to you. "You wound me, my love."

"And you are the most annoying pain in my ass ever, so we're even."

"You love me," Satoru coos, ruffling your hair. You swat his hand away, laughing.

"In your dreams."

"Wow, I didn't know you were psychic!" Satoru reels back dramatically and lays on your bed. "What else can you tell me about my future?"

When he's met with silence, Gojo sits up to see you holding an Oreo out for him.

"Snack?" The sickly sweet smile on your face is to be expected when you're dealing with his shit, so Satoru takes the cookie, unsuspecting.

"Oh, and you're giving me treats?" He clutches his chest. "You really are the greatest thing to ever exist, aren't you?"

But soon, his face screws up in disgust when he realises the cream between the cookie isn't vanilla but minty sludge instead.

"The ultimate betrayal!" He splutters, spitting the cookie into his hand, his hair swaying with each movement. "That's fucking disgusting."

A small, real smile pulls at the corners of your mouth. "Get out of my room, Satoru."

He tilts his head at the softness in your voice and stands. "As you wish," Gojo takes one step but crouches beside you. "Good luck with your little experiment."

You hum in response, rendered speechless when he leans closer to kiss your forehead. But when you don't wipe it off like usual, Satoru feels his heart skip a beat.

"Though, I'm telling Suguru to keep clear of the Oreos in the common area," He whispers. "And I used your shampoo too... he doesn't deserve to endure the pain I just did."

You gasp, dropping the objects in your hands onto the plate below.

At your reaction, Satoru laughs and stands. "Kidding."

"I hate you!" You throw a tube of toothpaste at him as he runs out of your room, slamming the door behind him.

But, later that afternoon, Suguru could be heard gagging in the common area, and you knew Gojo loved a lame prank.

[tangledinink]

whines. i want a twin reunion. >:'(

[portlandwithyou]

Fraser/Vecchio- A Personal Reflection

Now I came to Due South on the trail of the killers of my father-- wait, no, that's not quite right. Let me try again. I came to Due South on the trail of this gif set. Eaion sold me the instant I saw it. I knew I had to see these two guys who were stuck in crevasse together.

One slight problem- the gif set is from the very end of the show and I had a daunting sixty-some-odd episodes, and a whole different partner, between me and it. It's fine, I told myself; I'll check out the first guy, see if he's worth it, and if he's not, I'll move on to the main attraction.

So I started at the beginning--and that's where I fell in with the show, the characters, and a brand new ship. These are my thoughts about the Due South pilot, written out while I re-watched the pilot.

I liked Fraser instantly. It's not hard to in those first few minutes; he's a grieving son who is searching for his father. He's sweet, he's polite, he's dedicated to justice-- literally what more could you ask for?

What I didn't expect was to like this first Ray so quickly. When he strode down to Fraser doing statute duty, shirt open, chain visible, loud mouth going, I knew I was in love.

But I hadn't yet spotted the ship on the horizon. I was simply enjoying the burgeoning friendship as we met Diefenbaker and began our investigation.

I started to see the glimmer of something in the scene where Ray find Fraser reading Bob Fraser's journal in the diner. I adore that we see Ray opening up to Fraser about his no-good father, and we get that sharp contrast between the two.

But the ship finally took form during the dinner scene. I am a complete sucker for the way the Vecchios immediately take him in as one of their own. I mean, the way Ma Vecchio says she likes him because he's polite-- does that not read like something you would say if he brought a girlfriend home?? It's so natural for Fraser to be there. It's like he was always a missing piece in Ray's life.

Just, oh gosh, the way Ray so clearly trusts Fraser (he brings him into his home!) and the way they're already falling into place makes me grin like a total fool. That's literally what I'm doing as I write this!

Then, we get to see them track down a lead together. Now, this is an integral moment in a buddy cop dynamic. They have to have some chemistry as they solve cases, and by god, Due South delivers in spades when the time comes. Fraser trying his hand at one of Ray's hunches! They're already rubbing off on each other. And Ray gets a great moment of comedy as he reacts to Fraser's first licking scene.

So here's another thing that kills me-- Ray calls them friends as they walk to the Chinatown apartment! They have an immediate connection! I'm screaming! They are meant to be together!

After they establish that they're friends, we get to see some angst—beautiful, wonderful angst. Everyone is at their lowest, and circumstances are pulling Ray and Fraser apart. Tell me this isn't just the normal 2/3rds point in a romance novel where our couple is pushed apart.

But that makes their reunion so much sweeter. Ray came all the way up to bumfuck nowhere NWT after solving a case he probably wasn't even on anymore! He was that eager to come up there and tell Fraser what he'd discovered.

And then, of course, they look you right in the eye and have Fraser ask, "Can I help you out of that?" I AM SCREAMING! Literally kicking my feet up! They know what they're doing!

Next is the big fight/chase sequence where Fraser gets to drive Ray around on a dog sled which is cute and sweet.

Special mention here of Diefenbaker, as I've mostly been glossing over his cuteness. And he's a poor baby at the end.

Finally, we have the ending. Not Ray riding off into the distance together-- I'm talking about when Fraser is standing guard outside of the consulate again, and Ray is already back prattling at his new best friend. ❤️

[ziggityzigg]

Guys wake up new oc lore just dropped

[infamous-if]

anyway i know 99% of you understand where im coming from so im not going to harp on the topic ! thank u for all the wave of nice and encouraging messages and jokes haha i see them all i just wanted to clear it up since it's been a HUGE topic in my inbox that ive been sort of ignoring sjhhshsjsh

hopefully MC surprises people once the demo comes out :>

[chrissy-kaos]

Sorry that I've been inactive. I have food poisoning. It's actually the worst I've ever had. It sucks 😕 but life goes on. Umm, for those of you who messaged me, I'll get back to you asap. Keep in mind I get a lot of messages daily, so it might take a bit.

[mrsdulac]

got an unexpected root canal this morning and it threw off my whole vibe

[m3y0time]

I am so bored

[jrwiyuri]

Trips over own pants legs as Arthur calls emizel the brat on the bed

[livingdeadfairy]

When you can feel the sadness creeping in

Fuck off

[adelaidethaxton]

location: somewhere in chestnut hill

availability: open | @philly-starters

It was a very distinct feeling, one that she used to get only on the odd occasion, say if Addie hadn’t slept very well the night before, or if she had somehow had too much caffeine, or when she was sick – the feeling that everything was too loud and too bright and that too many things were touching her all at once. The distinct feeling was that of true agitation, and though Addie was easily annoyed, she had been thankful that that kind of whole-body experience was one that rarely reared its head. That was, until after Jane had passed. Since then, Addie never slept well. She was drinking more caffeine in a day than she used to drink in a week. She always felt sick to her stomach. And suddenly, now that Jane was gone, everything was too loud and too bright and the whole world seemed to be caving in on her, crushing her. 

Addie had just finished a shift at Adelina’s and was meant to be headed home for the evening, but she didn’t think she could stand having a conversation with her parents at the moment, so instead she was headed for the first quiet-ish looking place that she could find. It was dark outside, and despite it being January, she was still too worked up to wear her fuzzy coat that touched her in all the wrong ways, making her skin crawl. Instead, she held it folded over her arms, still heated enough from her near-meltdown that she couldn’t feel the chill of the air. She was so wrapped up in herself, staring in through the windows of each shop she passed, to notice the person in her way until she had bumped full on, face-first into them. 

The words that should’ve been apologetic instead came out flustered and rude. “Um, hello! Is there a reason that the other side of the sidewalk isn’t good enough for you?”

[eebie]

[fearhidden]

✶ / rowan + noa

send ✶ and I’ll write a headcanon about our muses

rowan doesn't let anyone get close to her. it's like, a super big rule of hers and she's followed it for forty-something years. as part of that, she never brings people to her place, because it's her personal safe spot. it has so many little details that she doesn't want shared with the world, but she's brought noa there, probably with the intention of opening up without actually having to open up. we'll call it a pre-step if we must. the invite probably even took rowan by surprise, and boy did she fucking sweat before noa came over. she went out of her way to do dinner, probably even made sure to have noa's go-to drink on hand. it was the most effort she'd ever put into anyone and yes, she most definitely asked noa to stay over.

@waywordhearts

[waylouder]

damn, never met a trans person with rizz. i dont think they exist (my dms are open)

[simpendragons]

i just found out willow is being canceled i’m so sad and mad this was the best new show disney has put out in forever that’s not an endless stretch out of marvel or star wars and they’re axing it to make another dumb star wars spin off

[evermoredeluxe]

coffee tastes like shit while tea tastes like home but i drink coffee everyday because no one deserves to drink tea everyday. it’s too good for this world.