#im not normal ill admit it

[taintedcigs]

me: i don't suck dick

eddie munson acting silly and cutie patootie in the forest drug deal scene: here comes the airplane

me: 😲😲😲😲😲😲

[ardentastronomer]

strider-man... haha. im hilarious (johndave week day 5 - first kiss) alt under cut

[pangyham]

been thinking about the liyue gang and how id draw their physical builds so here are some thoughts i had for xy cy and gm in particular

- xingqiu, unsurprisingly, would be quite lanky. i like to think he has broad-ish shoulders, like a thin athlete's build? hes a long boy to me haha, long face, neck, limbs, fingers etc, so naturally hes stands (comparatively) tall at 5'6" or 5'7"

i like to think hes most physically attractive one and has that handsome princely and boyish charm to him because it adds a lot to his fuckass duality LOL

- chongyun is a lot like xiao imo! short stature but with muscular arms. he seems nimble and flexible because of his normal attack animations (which bears a lot of similarities to xiao's actually! this + the fact that chongyun's normal attacks create gusts of wind further reinforces my hc that xiao trains him). sometimes i watch high energy choreography vids on youtube and some dancers look incredibly light on their feet, almost like their body is inherently bouncy? and i imagine chongyun to have that agility to him. chongyun has a delicate face and aura and i let that bleed into my hcs for his fighting style and physical capabilities hahaha. hes kind of like a cat who's deceptively strong. as for height.. just a few inches taller than xiao, so perceptibly short at 5'4"

- ga ming my new beloved. pretty much similar to chongyun but more muscular and stronger just because he wields his claymore with ease. theres a noticeable weight different between cy and his claymore the way he lugs it up after he swings (or even other claymore users like razor who, on his last hit, bounces from impact). meanwhile ga ming literally slams his to the ground LOL. i love his movements though hes very swift and expressive and radiant.. if cy has delicate movements then ga ming's is fierce and (charmingly!) assertive

ga ming is wonderfully charismatic though, i know hes not well known in liyue harbor yet, but he seems like the type to gain a reputation from his friendliness. how could no one adore him hahaha. 5'5" for height! just between xy and xq

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

[hella1975]

we may have lost another one to the bisexual hotgirl and straight loserboy agenda but trust i am fighting it comrades 🫡

[softavasilva]

You know what I’m thinking about and subsequently crying about?? There is a moment right after Ava gets blasted with the divinium and before she calls the tarasks where the halo seems to be healing her and she’s standing mostly on her own. She and Bea share a look. And I just wonder if it’s going through Bea’s mind that if Ava’s standing if she’s talking she’s going to be okay. There’s some hope. But then Ava uses the rest of the halo’s energy to call the tarasks and collapses and can’t heal herself any more. There’s no more hope for her.

ANON IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME A FEW DAYS TO ANSWER BUT I LITERALLY COULD NOT BRING MYSELF TO THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH TO FORM A PROPER RESPONSE BC WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME IM IN SO MUCH PAIN OMG bc beatrice really had so much hope that shell make it through it. she didnt even once mention/blame her anger and hurt over avas actions that led up to this point (lying to her about where the arc is/plotting a plan with michael alone) like she literally only had one thing in mind and thats to get ava out of there asap (that even ava was like babe wait im tired let me rest) LIKE GOD DUDE. The switch up from their shared look of hope when avas halo was healing her to the pure heartbreak and agony of when they knew the halo couldnt do that again. from the mutual nod of relief to the uncontrollable falling of tears in a span of like a min. their emotions were really going through it huh im gonna bash my head in

[arlo-venn]

y'all i slept for 21+ hours uninterrupted? haven't done that in a a while.

[milkweedman]

rly wish i could knit or spin while lying down bc my migraine is a little better when im lying down but then im bored out of skull. but if i try to do anything that involves raising my arms for more than a minute it is absolutely agonizing so unfortunately, sitting up in bed with the lights off and knitting it is

[puppyeared]

man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please

[blueywrites]

BLUEY!

You explained it perfectly. There's something about certain so called "gross" things that just hit. I've seen so many posts about the boys appreciating reader's natural scent and I love that sso much but I've rarely ever seen the roles reversed. I agree with you entirely. Love them showered but sometimes I wanna smell you boy. Get those magnificent balls in my face and let me get a whiff

THIS IS EXACTLY IT. Just give me all that raw Eddie scent. Body wash is nice, but I want my MAN 😩

I was just talking about this with my friend the other day. My ultimate future!Eddie headcanon would be where he has a blue-collar job like mechanic, welder, contractor, etc. and still plays guitar on the side, probably gets gigs here and there in local places (bars, smaller venues), but it's more a hobby for him. Partially because I want him to be able to play to audiences and enjoy himself on stage but selfishly I want to keep him home with me most of the time. BUT ALSO because if he comes home from work all sweaty and smelly from working all day? GOD. Lemme just bury my face underneath your arm and glue myself to your tired, stinky body.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I would totally give him a bj straight after he walks in the door. Idc.

[tamagotchikgs]

i did end up coming extremely close to passing out after doing the starting stretches and maybe,,, 6 ? moves in the air :( so i had to go sit down n then i threw up whihc was very embarrassing but i dont think anyone noticed since it was around the corner in the garbage. im sad i had to miss out on another day tho ,,,,,,,, also,,, i feel like such a failure. i only got like 4 classes in before my ab injury n now this o(-< the instructor told me twice it's good i know my limits n to follow them and that she's proud of me for coming back but aaa,,,

[salt-baby]

I think the take-away from my near death experience is that I am simply unkillable

[kusuokisser]

i need to see more terusai truthers liek..e..theure so horrible and dranatic. theyre both such utter LOSERS around eachother. they make eachother worse (in the being a total freakshow loser way). they both think that they arent the loser in the relationship but they hoth are. they both are.

I need More Terusai Fans LPPLELESSEEEE THEY ARE SO REAL THEYREBITH SO CRINGEFAIL LOSERGIRLS PLEASE

Someone discuss teursaiwith me icoild go on for days

[tko-draws]

So… meet Naira, who was specifically made to be a part of a giant Old Woman Polycule and who has stolen my heart (I’m one of many who ask for her hand in marriage)

[obnoxiousarcade]

im thinking again

[gillipop-plus]

the "other names" section of tadc wiki is showing off how the fandom is grasping at anything it can get its hands on