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monowritestoomuch · 10 days ago
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Sam beating Quinn has gotta be one of the top ten most satisfying things I’ve ever heard
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biggunsblazing · 2 months ago
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I joined too late 😭 left some little drawings so if u gonna do it again I’ll try to catch ya
Nahh 😭😭 omg engie looks so adorable in your style... but bro you gotta chill with how you draw them pennywise ahh smile . Anyway, I'll be back up sometime later again. Thank you for leaving a few doodles!
This is now the full canvas. You lot are so talented!!!
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littlest-photography · 4 months ago
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My compliments to the chef
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crystalblast · 5 months ago
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new year new song obsession
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obsessdalex-55 · 1 year ago
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My, oh my, how I love Pinterest🥹
art cr: @/smoustart on Instagram ;)
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raainberry · 1 year ago
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momo fic so good it’s like a full course meal
(asking for a friend but what else will momo call me if not ‘chef’ hihihihi *giggling*)
bon appétit😌
[tell your friend this : darling obv, all things baby, honey. Probably angel when she tries to get your attention.
e.g :
- “food’s burning, darling, stop staring.” “i wasn’t.” “sure. but when you burn my kitchen down and I divorce you, don’t come crying.”
- “if you hid my keys in the fridge again, baby I stg!”
- “honey, don’t make that face you have people to impress.” (“You’re holding my hand, job’s already done.”)
- “hey angel, can i talk to you for a second?” (you’re blushing profusely btw)
bonus : she’s your cutie pie (bc chef)]
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sellenite · 8 months ago
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does anyone know the old Sinbad dreamworks movie? it is so criminally underrated and I love the sinbad/marina relationship so much UGHH
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mindorei · 5 months ago
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i never get personal for aura reasons so it's still gonna be vague under the cut but
i can't sleep because i'm waiting on some blood test results i get tomorrow. i already got Not Good news at the end of last year but this is about something else entirely and my mind just won't shut off. ugh. at least constant panic has given me great inspiration for what i'm writing currently. i'm not working tomorrow so i can sit and wallow/catch up on some shit. yaaaay
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johnschneiderblog · 1 year ago
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My compliments to the chef
A successful hunting season last fall allowed me to pass along surplus venison to some family members, including my nephew, Pete.
On Thursday Pete sent me a text, along with the above photo, saying that he cooked the last of the backstraps (the choice cut of a deer) for a special Valentine's dinner.
The boy learned well. To my mind, this meat is cooked perfectly - pinkish, bordering on reddish. As I've said many times before, the biggest mistake people make with venison is overcooking it, turning it into shoe-leather.
In fact, if you're a person who doesn't like to be reminded of where the meat on your plate comes from, you might be better off to avoid venison altogether.
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gothicpoets · 2 years ago
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i love being known as someone who comes up with the best munchies snack combination at the function
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ricky-olson · 7 months ago
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when artists draw professor viktor aus and they give him glasses
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syscourse-flavortown · 9 months ago
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Not a confession! Just telling you this blog is hilarious and I have heavily enjoyed all of your posts. The amount of effort you put into this is astounding.
Well, thank you.
I'll be honest, I'm having a rip-roaring good time with this. It's been a real delight to really flex my writing skills.
Oddly enough, one unintended benefit is that I've started eating far more regularly and noticing what I eat in real life a lot more... I meant to post each time I ate, and that's been a bit too difficult -- but it's also made me realize how bad my eating schedule is.
Odd side effects I guess!
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crocksmarvel · 6 days ago
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RAAAAAAAAHHH
Whispered in Russian Part 2
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Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader
Summary: Part 2 of Whispered in Russian. Natasha takes you to meet her family for the first time.
A/n: this was inspired from a request. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Warnings: fluff, suggestive themes, Russian translations from google
Words: 4990
You fidget with the ribbon on the container nestled in your lap, your fingers adjusting and retightening the bow for what has to be the fifth time since the car ride began. The satin already lies perfectly in place, but your nerves won’t settle unless your hands stay busy.
From the driver’s seat, Natasha casts a quick glance your way, catching the subtle tremble in your fingers.
“Rasslab’sya, detka,” she murmurs, her voice calm and low as her hand reaches over to still yours. Her touch is warm and grounding.
You exhale slowly, relaxing like she tells you to, trying to ease the anxiety fluttering in your chest. You turn your hand beneath hers, intertwining your fingers with hers, but the tension doesn’t quite fade.
After a moment, you groan and let your head fall back dramatically against the seat. You twist to look at her with exasperation, eyes wide.
“Oh, this is bad. Not even your Russian is helping me calm down right now.”
A small, knowing smirk plays on Natasha’s lips. Without taking her eyes off the road, she lifts your joined hands and presses a soft kiss against your knuckles.
“I thought you said my Russian does the opposite,” she says with a teasing lilt. Then, without warning, her voice dips into something darker, silkier—something meant only for you.
“Tebe uzhe stanovitsya zharko?”
Are you getting hot yet?
You gasp, jerking your hand back before she gets any more ideas, warmth blooming fast across your cheeks.
“Natasha!” you hiss. “We’re about to have dinner with your family. This is not the time to rile me up.”
Her grin only widens.
“You know I’m great at multitasking,” she replies breezily, her hand casually returning to rest on your thigh. But then it moves, slowly tracing delicate circles that make your breath hitch.
You clamp your hand over hers before it can travel any higher. 
“Focus,” you warn, your voice a mix of stern and pleading. “I’m already a wreck as it is. I’m trying to make a good impression.”
Natasha eases up, her touch softening but not quite withdrawing, thumb brushing along the hem of your skirt. She knows this matters to you.
It’s your first time meeting her family—the one she didn’t grow up with but still calls hers. Melina. Alexei. Yelena. All ex-assassins and one genetically enhanced super soldier. You’re not exactly bringing cookies to your average suburban dinner.
The nerves creep back in at the thought. You glance down at the container again, doubt flickering in your eyes.
“Maybe I should’ve brought something else,” you murmur. “Cookies feel…underwhelming.”
Natasha chuckles softly. 
“Well, if they don’t want them,” she says, squeezing your thigh gently, “I’ll eat them all myself.”
You gape at her. “So they’re not enough?”
She huffs a laugh through her nose, clearly entertained, as she mutters under her breath.
“Bozhe, kakoy ty milyy…”
God, you’re cute…
Your face warms immediately. You scoff, turning away so she won’t see the rising blush.
“You know I can still understand you even when you whisper,” you grumble. Then, quieter.
“Ty ne tonkiy.”
You’re not subtle.
She laughs under her breath, clearly delighted by your flustered state. You squeeze her hand lightly, a gentle reprimand.
“Your Russian’s gotten better,” she remarks, glancing sideways at you with a smirk.
“Of course it did,” you reply proudly. “I had a great teacher. Very strict. Very sexy.”
That earns a genuine laugh from Natasha. 
“Really now? Should I be worried?”
You grin, fiddling with her fingers as you lean in just slightly.
“Mmm, maybe. Our night sessions are my favorite.”
Natasha raises an amused brow but says nothing, letting you press the advantage while she drives.
“Oh?” she prompts coolly. “And why’s that?”
You lift her hand to your lips, delicately kissing her fingertip. Your voice drops to a whisper.
“Because I never want her to stop.”
The only response is the soft hum in Natasha’s throat—and the way her grip on the steering wheel subtly tightens.
You trail another kiss along her knuckle.
“So I tell her…”
You pause, eyes gleaming as you kiss a second finger, your voice sultry now.
“Yeshchyo…”
More…
Then, a third kiss, slower this time, into the center of her palm.
“Pozhaluysta, day yeshchyo…Natalia.”
Please, give me more…Natalia.
The car suddenly veers with precision into a parking lot, tires crunching against the gravel. The motion is smooth but decisive, too smooth to be spontaneous.
Before you can react, Natasha shifts the gear into park and turns to you. Her free hand reaches for your chin, firm but gentle, tilting your face toward hers.
Her eyes—deep, dark, and undeniably burning—flick to your lips, then back to your gaze.
“You really want to test me before dinner?” she asks, her voice a whisper against your mouth as she leans in just enough to brush her lips over yours.
You shiver at the contact, your heart racing.
“Now, who’s riling up who?” she murmurs before pressing her lips more firmly into yours, the teasing gone now—replaced with something deeper, more indulgent. 
Her hand curls at the back of your neck, anchoring you gently in place as she kisses you like she has all the time in the world.
And for a moment, you melt into it completely, a quiet hum escaping your throat—soft, pleased, and entirely content.
Your hand rests lightly on her chest, fingers curling into the fabric of her shirt. Her lips are warm and familiar, coaxing you to stay a little longer in this bubble she’s wrapped around the two of you.
But just over her shoulder, a gleam of amber light catches your eye.
You blink, breathless, and squint through the driver-side window at the storefront across the street.
Vinoteka Zvezda
Wine Star 
A small, charming little wine shop, the kind that screams “curated” and “family-owned.” An idea sparks in your brain, chasing away the last haze of Natasha’s kiss.
“That’s it!” you gasp, pulling back with sudden clarity.
Natasha remains frozen in place, her lips still slightly parted in protest, eyes fluttering open as she chases the space you just left. Her hand on your neck lingers, as does the ghost of the kiss on your lips.
She tries to lean back in, muttering against your mouth, “Chto—what’s it?”
You flash her a grin and press a quick, consoling peck to her lips.
“A bottle of wine,” you explain brightly, already reaching for your seatbelt. “It’s the perfect thing to bring.”
Unbuckling yourself, you shift in your seat and pop the door open before Natasha can reel you back in.
“Wait here,” you say, already halfway out. “I’ll be right back!”
The car door shuts behind you, leaving Natasha staring at the empty seat beside her.
She exhales through her nose in exasperation, slumping back into the leather of her seat as she watches you skip across the street, determination lighting up your features. She tracks how you enter the wine shop and immediately start talking animatedly to the shopkeeper, your hands gesturing in passionate, sweeping arcs as you describe the kind of bottle you’re searching for.
Natasha tilts her head, her lips curling into something soft and helpless.
“Kak milo…”
So cute…, she murmurs under her breath, shaking her head slightly at how easily you fluster and focus in the same breath.
She rests her elbow on the window ledge, her chin in her hand now, eyes never leaving you through the windshield. Even with the nerves, planning, and chaos, you still light up any room you walk into. And despite the teasing earlier, this…this is the part that gets her the most.
The part where you care so much.
Where you want to get it right.
And you don’t even realize how much you’ve already impressed her.
~~~~~~~ ⧗ ~~~~~~~
Natasha watches you out of the corner of her eye as you readjust everything in your arms—a wine bottle in one hand, the container of cookies balanced carefully in the other, and a bouquet of flowers tucked into the crook of your elbow. 
You’d made her stop at a roadside cart twenty minutes ago, determined to make the best possible impression. 
She’d offered—twice—to hold something, but you waved her off with that same stubborn confidence she’s grown increasingly fond of.
You shift your weight, square your shoulders, and glance at the front door with the kind of intensity you’d usually reserve for mission briefings.
“Okay,” you say, exhaling once. “I’m ready.”
Natasha gives you a once-over, lips twitching upward.
“You’re sure?”
You bump her with your shoulder. 
“Just knock already, Romanoff.”
She huffs but obeys, rapping her knuckles against the heavy door.
You barely have a second to mentally run through the Russian greetings you practiced before the door swings open—and any preparation you had dissolves on sight.
A tall, broad-shouldered man fills the doorway, eyes narrowed slightly, arms folded across his chest. His imposing figure, tangled beard, and the sheer weight of his stare make your spine straighten instinctively.
And you forget how to speak.
The man squints at you. Then, his gaze shifts to Natasha.
In an instant, his whole demeanor changes, and his eyes light up. 
“Ahh! My daughter has come home!” he booms, voice reverberating through the hallway before he steps forward and engulfs Natasha in a bear hug.
“Oof,” Natasha grunts as he pulls her in, her arms pinned awkwardly at her sides. “Alexei,” she mutters in protest, clearly used to this. “That’s enough.”
She peels herself out of his grip with practiced effort and steps back, brushing off her jacket. Then she gestures toward you with a small, subtle smile.
“This is my girlfriend.”
The word lands with a deliberate weight, and your heart skips at hearing her say it so directly.
Alexei blinks, then his head tilts slightly toward you. His brow furrows again, but this time in contemplation rather than challenge. His eyes dart to your full hands. 
“Girlfriend, da,” he echoes, nodding slowly. “A strong one, from the looks of it.”
You offer him a nervous smile. 
He opens his arms for a hug, but Natasha swiftly plants a palm on his chest.
“No.”
Alexei pauses, sighs theatrically, and switches tactics by offering his hand instead—before realizing you can’t take it. His gaze drops to the bottle.
You quickly shift and lift the wine toward him. 
“A gift. I thought it might go well with dinner.”
He takes it from you with a hum of approval, turning the label to inspect the vintage. 
“Ahh...1986. Hah! That year, I was invited to drink with high officials for my work as the Red Guardian. They only brought out the good stuff when I was in the room.” He winks at you before waving you both inside. “Come, come. We will drink this after dinner and toast to our victories!”
You follow Natasha in, carefully stepping around a pair of discarded combat boots and a black and red shield by the entryway. The smell of stewing herbs wafts in from the kitchen.
As you near the threshold, Alexei continues regaling you with some half-fantastical tale involving a Siberian embassy, three political defectors, and a wine-fueled arm-wrestling match.
“Alexei,” comes a sharp voice from the kitchen, cutting him off mid-story, “this is not the time. Go watch the pot before it boils over.”
You glance in and spot an older woman, her hair tied back, her sleeves rolled up, and a wooden spoon in hand. She doesn’t even look up at him to see if he’ll follow her words.
“Alright, Melina,” Alexei grumbles under his breath and trudges off.
After handing him the spoon, Melina approaches Natasha before placing her hands on either side of her daughter’s face and tilting it side to side with a critical eye.
“You’re looking healthy,” she remarks thoughtfully, then squints at her lips. “Though your lipstick is smeared. You may want to fix that before dinner.”
You immediately cough, embarrassed, breath catching in your throat at the reason it’s smeared. Natasha throws you a sidelong look and smirks, not even pretending to hide her amusement.
Melina turns to you next, her expression unreadable for a beat—then softens slightly.
“And you must be the one I’ve heard about.”
You offer her a respectful nod and a warm smile. 
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Dr. Vostokoff. These are for you.” You gently extend the bouquet.
Melina blinks in mild surprise as she accepts the flowers. 
“Oh...these are quite lovely,” she says, turning the stems in her fingers with practiced interest. Then she adds casually, “You know, with the right compound mixture, the petals of these can be distilled into a knockout gas that masks itself with floral pheromones.”
You blink once. Twice.
“I…didn’t know that.”
She hums.
“Thank you for these. I’ll be sure to use them effectively.” 
“Right…,” you swallow your nerves before continuing. “I also made these.” You offer her the container of cookies. “Thought it might be a nice dessert.”
Melina accepts them with a nod. 
“You baked them yourself?”
Before you can answer, a blonde-haired figure sweeps into the room.
“I can take that,” she announces, reaching for the container.
Melina immediately smacks her hand away. 
“Not now, Yelena, dinner first,” she says sharply. “Or else you’ll ruin your appetite.”
Yelena pouts, rubbing the back of her hand as she grumbles under her breath.
Melina takes the flowers and cookies into the kitchen without another glance.
Now left in the entryway with you and Natasha, Yelena crosses her arms and eyes you like she’s trying to gauge your combat level.
“So,” she starts, “you’re the one my sister wants to ma—”
She doesn’t finish the sentence. Natasha’s foot connects with her shin, and Yelena yelps.
“Ow! That hurt!”
Natasha shrugs unapologetically. 
“My foot slipped.”
Yelena narrows her eyes as if looking for an opening to retaliate against her sister before Melina’s voice calls out from the kitchen again.
“Yelena! Come set the table.”
With a dramatic sigh and a half-glare thrown over her shoulder, Yelena mutters, “This isn’t over,” before disappearing into the kitchen.
The hallway finally settles into a quiet hum.
You glance at Natasha, but she’s already looking at you. Her brow lifts slightly.
“You okay?”
To her surprise, you let out a soft, breathy laugh and shift your weight, taking her hand in yours.
“They’re…different,” you say thoughtfully, “but somehow they’re also…normal. Like a family. A real one.”
Natasha’s expression softens as she watches you, her thumb gently brushing the inside of your wrist where your pulse flutters beneath her touch. Then she lifts her other hand, brushing a stray curl away from your face, her gaze warm and steady.
“You’re not scared off?” she asks, quieter now like she almost doesn’t want to break the moment.
You meet her eyes and give a small, sincere smile.
“No. Honestly?” You shrug lightly. “I think I like them.”
A short laugh escapes from her—one part fondness, one part disbelief, because of course you would. Her eyes crinkle slightly at the corners as she leans in, her hand rising to cradle your face.
She’s just about to kiss you.
“Natasha,” Melina’s voice cuts through from around the corner, sharp and efficient.
You instinctively pull back, straightening like you’ve been caught in the act. 
Natasha groans softly in frustration, her lips parted in a half-formed complaint as her hand reluctantly drops back to her side.
You offer her an apologetic smile, squeezing her fingers in consolation just as Melina steps into view.
“Alexei and Yelena can handle the finishing touches on dinner,” Melina says, glancing briefly at you before continuing with a subtle weight in her tone. “The item you requested? It arrived yesterday. If you want to come see it.”
Natasha immediately perks up, something close to anticipation flickering behind her eyes.
“I do,” she says, already moving. Then she pauses when she notices you falling in step beside her.
She turns, steps into your path, and gently touches your arm.
“Why don’t you wait in the kitchen?” she suggests lightly, nodding toward the other end of the house. “We won’t be long.”
You raise an eyebrow, lips twitching.
“Abandoning me to the wolves already?”
Natasha leans in and presses a quick kiss to your cheek, the soft brush of her lips barely enough to make up for the one Melina interrupted.
“You’ll survive,” she says, her voice low, amused, and just the tiniest bit smug.
You huff out a playful breath. 
“We’ll see,” you mutter as you turn, giving her one last look before making your way toward the kitchen.
The closer you get, the more you slow your pace as the nerves settle back in. You can hear Alexei’s deep voice rumbling through the space, followed by Yelena’s sharper reply, the familiar cadence of Russian drifting toward you.
“Gde tvoya mat’?”
“Where’s your mother?” Alexei asks, casual, distracted, and likely chopping something from the sound of the knife.
“Navernoye, otdat’ Natasha kol’tso, kotoroye prishlo,”
“Probably giving Natasha the ring that arrived,” Yelena replies without hesitation.
There’s a beat of silence.
“Аh…chtoby sdelat' predlozheniye.”
Ah…so she can propose.
Your stomach flips as your eyes widen slightly. You come to a complete stop at the entryway, hidden from sight as they continue.
Alexei hums in contemplation. 
“Yeyo devushka khoroshaya. Mne ona nravitsya.”
Her girlfriend seems good. I like her, Alexei says with a note of approval.
Yelena makes a faint sound of agreement, then adds, “I pechen’ye vkusnoye.”
And the cookies are delicious.
You blink, trying to process the whiplash of implications in their conversation. Ring? Proposal? Is that why Natasha wanted you to meet her family?
Not wanting to be caught eavesdropping, you clear your throat softly and step into the kitchen with your best attempt at casual nonchalance.
“Hey,” you say. “Need any help in here?”
Both Alexei and Yelena freeze at your presence. Alexei’s hand hovers awkwardly over a bowl while Yelena stands motionless with a half-eaten cookie in hand.
You raise a brow, hiding your amusement at their synchronized panic.
Yelena is the first to recover. She gestures toward the side counter. 
“Sure,” she says smoothly. “Can you help with setting the plates? We’re almost done with the food.”
You nod and walk over to the stack of dishes she points to, quietly beginning to lay them out on the table in the dining room.
Behind you, you catch the low whisper of Alexei’s voice again.
“Kak vy dumayete, ona chto-nibud’ slyshala?”
Do you think she heard anything?
Yelena responds under her breath, “Steny zdes' ne sovsem zvukonepronitsayemyye, Alexei. No, k schast’yu, ona ne govorit po-russki.”
These walls aren’t exactly soundproof, Alexei. But luckily she doesn’t speak Russian.
You suppress a smile as you gently place down the last plate, all while perfectly understanding every word.
The moment is interrupted by the sound of approaching footsteps, and Melina’s voice returns with crisp authority as she steps into the kitchen.
“Looks like everything’s ready. Let’s start dinner.”
Natasha enters just behind her, eyes sweeping the room. Her gaze finds you almost immediately, her lips quirking up in something soft and private, like she knows you’ve handled her family better than she ever could’ve predicted.
You meet her eyes and smile back, warmth blooming in your chest at the revelation of what she wants for your future.
~~~~~~~ ⧗ ~~~~~~~
Dinner is warm in more ways than one. The scent of roasted herbs and buttery vegetables fills the room, clinking utensils and soft conversation creating a domestic hum around the table.
Natasha rests her chin against her palm, elbow propped lazily on the table as she watches you. Her gaze trails the subtle movement of your lips as you speak, the easy rhythm of your laughter, the way your hand flicks slightly when telling a story. 
She isn’t even pretending to eat. Her fork idles in her other hand, forgotten.
“You’re staring,” Melina remarks coolly, not even looking up from her plate. “As charming as it is to be hopelessly enamored, Natasha, you should eat before the food gets cold.”
You turn toward her just in time to catch the faintest flush of color on Natasha’s cheeks.
“Can’t really blame her,” you tease, casting Natasha a sly smile, your nerves completely vanishing in the warm, lively energy of her family. “I am objectively captivating.”
Natasha huffs through her nose but says nothing to tease you back. Instead, she nudges her chair just a little closer to yours. Barely noticeable to anyone else.
You glance at her curiously, but don’t press, returning your attention to Alexei across the table as he picks up where he’d left off.
“So you stopped the entire team of enemy operatives alone?” you ask, half in disbelief, half wanting to see how far this story goes.
Alexei puffs up with delight, always eager to relive his Red Guardian glory days for someone who hasn’t heard every exaggerated detail before.
“Alone? Pffft. Of course, alone. You think they could hold me with chains? Bah! They tried. I flexed. One shoulder pop and snap—bindings gone! Like thread around a bear.”
As he gestures grandly—mimicking his escape with dramatic flair—you nod along, engaged, even as Natasha slowly moves her food around her plate, her fork barely tapping the surface.
And then…you feel it.
A warm, deliberate hand slides beneath the edge of the table and lands lightly on your thigh—right at the hem of your skirt. Your back straightens in an instant. Your shoulders square. You glance sharply at her from the side, jaw tight in warning.
But Natasha? She’s chewing quietly, face entirely innocent. Her eyes don’t leave her plate.
You try to focus as Alexei mimics the sounds of panicked guards, but then her fingers give a little squeeze.
You twitch slightly, feet shifting under the table. 
Her hand slides upward, just a little, fingertips brushing the inside of your thigh.
Your breath hitches.
Just as her fingers begin to dip higher—exploring—you act fast, clamping your thighs together and catching her hand right in place.
Her fingers wriggle playfully, trapped now, but not at all deterred. In fact, from the subtle upturn of her lips, she looks positively smug.
Across the table, Melina suddenly turns to Natasha, shifting the attention just enough.
“Are you keeping yourself safe during missions?” she asks, tone sharp but not unkind. “I saw that latest intel packet. That explosion was too close.”
Natasha rolls her eyes.
“Define ‘safe,’” she mutters. “People keep shooting at me.”
“That’s why she has me,” you chime in, clearing your throat and adjusting slightly in your seat as you discreetly reach under the table to grab her hand, intertwining them together and firmly placing them between the two of you. “To pull her out of those things. Preferably before the explosions happen.”
Alexei laughs heartily at that, reaching for his glass.
“I like her,” he says to Melina. “Ona ostraya.”
She’s sharp.
Melina tuts. “It’s rude to speak about her like that right in front of her, Alexei.”
Natasha, without missing a beat, smirks.
“She understands Russian.”
Alexei chokes on his drink. Melina blinks once, then tilts her head, intrigued.
“You do?” she asks you. “Why didn’t you say anything?”
You shrug with a slight grin.
“I’m still learning.”
Melina hums, impressed. 
“Well. In that case, come sit with me. Let’s see how much you do know. Bring the wine.”
She rises and gestures for you to follow her into the living space.
You stand, giving Natasha a squeeze of her fingers in playful chastising for her earlier teasing before letting go.
Natasha watches you and Melina disappear from the kitchen, her eyes trailing after you fondly until she notices the quiet shift in the atmosphere.
She glances back at the table.
Yelena and Alexei are both frozen.
Yelena’s hand hovers just over the container of cookies, and Alexei’s head is bent low, scratching at the back of his neck with obvious guilt.
Natasha narrows her eyes.
“This is suspicious,” she says flatly, rising from her seat and stalking over to her sister.
Yelena stiffens. 
“Suspicious, how?” she mutters casually, reaching for a cookie.
Natasha closes the lid of the container and snatches it away before Yelena can grab it. 
“What did you two do?”
Alexei mumbles something into his hand, but Natasha’s already locked on to Yelena, who winces.
“Your girlfriend may have…possibly overheard us talking.”
“About what?” Natasha presses.
“Your ring that you got her,” Yelena admits, bracing for impact, before adding. “And Alexei mentioned you wanting to propose.”
Natasha groans and rubs a hand down her face.
“You two,” she mutters. “I swear to god…”
“Hey, how were we supposed to know she understood Russian?” Yelena defends.
“Da, you should’ve told us, Natasha,” Alexei agrees, crossing his arms.
Natasha just rolls her eyes before glancing toward the living room and sees you laughing softly with Melina as you both talk animatedly in Russian. Instantly, her irritation melts into something softer.
Because you heard. And the information didn’t seem to scare you off.
Placing the container back on the table, Natasha moves to join you. When she enters the living room, the soft clink of glass meeting wood draws her gaze immediately to where you’re seated with Melina. 
You’re curled comfortably into the armchair, cheeks tinged with warmth that isn’t entirely from the room’s temperature. Melina sits in the other armchair beside you, calmly refilling your glass with a steady pour and a faint, impressed smile on her lips.
You don’t even hesitate, raising the glass with a small toast and murmuring thanks in Russian. But your pronunciation is just slightly off. The syllables slur at the edges, your usual clarity muddled.
Natasha narrows her eyes.
She mentally counts—two glasses during dinner, one more after you stepped out with Melina… and now a fourth. Her eyes flick to the bottle on the side table, noting the high alcohol content. 
With a quiet sigh, Natasha strides over. You’re just lifting the glass to your lips again when she gently intercepts it, slipping it from your grasp before you can take another sip.
“Hey…” you whine softly, blinking up at her with a pout.
“Detka,” Natasha sighs, “my family has an elevated alcohol tolerance. You have a normal one.”
Melina lets out a quiet chuckle, unbothered. 
“I’m sorry,” she says with an amused twinkle in her eye. “You were such good company, I may have lost track.”
“It was really nice talking with you,” you say, voice lilting sweetly. “Even if your flower stories scare me a little.”
Melina gives you an affectionate pat on the arm before excusing herself. 
“I’ll leave you alone now. I need to check on the other two before they get into some trouble.”
“Too late,” Natasha mutters.
Once she’s gone, Natasha slides onto the armrest beside your chair, perched just above your shoulder. She’s watching you with the kind of expression that’s both exasperated and deeply fond.
“So,” she says, brow arched. “How are we feeling?”
You beam up at her with the kind of drunken smile that melts her on the spot. 
“S’good,” you say cheerfully, tapping her thigh like you’re letting her in on a secret. “I asked your mom to teach me something.”
Natasha’s brow furrows, intrigued.
“Oh yeah? What’d she teach you?”
You straighten slightly, gathering all your focus like it’s a mission. You take her hand in yours, lifting it gently between you.
You blink once, twice, then look her dead in the eye with as much serious gravity as you can summon in your wine-softened state.
“Natalia Alianovna Romanoff,” you say, slow and deliberate.
Natasha huffs in surprise, a low chuckle escaping her throat, at her full name that you probably got from her mother.
You take a breath, your accent slightly clumsy but the intent is crystal clear as you look up at her and say in Russian.
“Ty vyy-desh' za men-ya za…muzh?”
Will you marry me?
The room stills.
Your voice is slightly off, but the meaning—the emotion—lands with devastating clarity.
Natasha’s heart skips. Her fingers twitch slightly in yours.
“What do you think?” you ask, eyes wide. “Was it close?”
Natasha lets out a slow, shaky laugh and leans in closer, brushing a knuckle under your chin. 
“It was close,” she murmurs, then repeats it back to you, softer and steadier, in her perfect Russian accent.
“Ty vyydesh' za menya zamuzh?”
Will you marry me?
Your breath catches, a quiet smile blooming across your face. And you whisper back. 
“S udovol’stviyem.”
I’d love to.
Natasha leans in and kisses you, slow and gentle, her hand cradling your cheek with a tenderness that quiets everything else. When she pulls back, her lips hover close to yours.
“That’s nice to hear,” she says. “But…even if my family did ruin the surprise, you’re still going to have to wait for the proposal I planned before you get the ring.”
You blink up at her, your smile turning into a small pout that Natasha promptly kisses away.
“Preferably,” she adds, “when you don’t have four glasses of wine in you.”
You giggle softly. 
“So that means I’ll need to visit your family more. That way, your mom can help me practice my vows.”
Natasha gasps in mock hurt, shaking her head as she laughs. 
“Are you replacing me with my mom as your Russian tutor?”
You hum, resting your head briefly against her leg, tracing delicate patterns with your finger.
“You’ll always have the night sessions.”
Natasha’s breath catches at that. She lifts your chin gently, and her lips brush against yours in a lingering kiss. When she pulls away, her voice drops to a whisper.
“Obeshchayesh’?” 
Promise?
You smile, gaze soft as you press your forehead up against hers and whisper back, your voice trembling just slightly from the weight of it.
“Segodnya. Etoy noch’yu. I kazhdyy den’ dal’she. YA s toboy, Natasha.”
Today. This night. And every day after that. I’m with you, Natasha.
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a/n: thank you for reading!
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fandom-loveletters · 1 year ago
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I don't know if you're still active (I've been away on hiatus from Tumblr for a while) but I wanted to let you know that I came across a Sherlock letter request you did for me years ago and when I read it today I realized that even after all these years it was still relevant to my current situation and so that really made me smile and I just wanted to say thank you! Xx
Ehhh me too lol (being on hiatus that is)
But wow!! Gosh this means so much to me
The fact that even years later it can still affect you? And help in some way? Thank YOU!! That is probably the most meaningful thing someone can say about my writing
I’m glad you’re doing better than you were in school when you originally requested that letter! Cheers to even better years ahead!
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puro134 · 10 months ago
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I just came back, OH MY GOD
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inspired by @puro134 satbk neo metal sonic, wanted to make my own version of himm
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