#honor among

[local-pickpocket]

Alright. There’s like too many thieves.

Rephrase, Disorganized thieves.

As such, I propose… something special.

[The Tumblr Thieves Guild]

We work together, pick apart peoples posts for all they’re worth, and revel in the profits.

Essentially, when we find a post we like, we call the guild, and everybody does their gimmick on that post. We get shit from their post, they get mass interaction, fun is had by all.

Here’s some tags:

• #tt guild - overall posts about the guild

• #passerby - casual conversation/plotting with guild members

• #signed letter - some cool post that’s free for the taking

• #golden goose - a complicated post requiring additional help/ some different gimmick

• #burnt spot - someone needs to be… “Taken care of”. For the good of the guild of course.

• #honor among - take from a thief or guild member to better the guild. Or to do a funny.

So yeah, wacky idea, right?

Needs people though.

So I’m going to ping a bunch of thieves.

And if they (or you) reblog this, they are a member of the guild. Probably.

Oh and no cops.

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@anti-gimmick-thceif

@stealer-of-gimmicks

@gimmickbardthiefmulticlass (I can respect it)

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@your-gimmick-has-been-stolen

@gimmick-remover

[animentality]

[startreklesbian]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

[augory]

I’ve been skimming John Francis Daley’s (director on D&D: Honor Among Thieves) twitter and I continue to be so completely blown away by the movie’s commitment to practical effects and/or minimized CGI where feasible. I mean holy shit look at all this

[izzy-hands]

Edgin + being completely normal in his reactions to Xenk

[crowcaws]

My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.

[offonaherosjourney]

A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

[danielsarmand]

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) dir. Jonathan Goldstein, John Francis Daley

[oakenshieldbaggins]

make me choose @jodieliker asked: Xenk when he’s hot/badass or Xenk when he’s funny/literal/overly serious

[alivedean]

dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves + text posts bonus:

[hashtagloveloses]

the dungeons and dragons movie is good bc some silly gay person WOULD make a bard named EDGING and go “noooo it’s pronounced ED-GIN” and their depressed gay little friend would go “this is my sorcerer. he’s cringefail and his name is simon”, and some fucking dm would go “this is my super mega paladin npc xenk with a sad backstory who fights good that i made to help you guys not die in the next encounter” and everyone at the table goes “ok but can i fuck him though”

[local-pickpocket]

is the bounty hunter still your apprentice or can i steal from them?

~ raylen

Honor among thieves. Go to town.

[animentality]

[startreklesbian]

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

I don't want a direct sequel to the DnD movie

I want more DnD movies with the same cast, but they play totally different characters every time, except for Xenk, who is the only recurring character in the entire franchise

[gorgynei]

is this not the coolest shit you've ever seen. why did practical effects ever fall out of fashion (answer: capitalism)