Ancient vampires forgetting that humans actually gain weight when you feed them on a diet of almost nothing but cake because they enjoy sweeter blood and getting awfully surprised when their favourite cattle waddles into their quarters after sunset unable to fit into their clothes anymore.
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After crocheting so much the last month I figured out how to chain very very quickly (or at least it's quick for me--I can do about 4 chains per second) which means the chain stitches are so so fast to do... I used to do more of a, ch4 dc/tc (us terms) which is nowhere near as fast.
Now I just need to figure out how to knit mesh quickly. I clearly have knit mesh in the past (I have knit mesh bags, I just did not write any notes or anything because of course) although I doubt it was as fast.
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ok well i saved the little drop-leafed cabinet on wheels (accidentally snapped the dowels and a small part of the piece that props up the leaf while i was bringing it upstairs but thats ok i can get new dowels and wood glue). it's not vented like i thought lol the slots at the top are removable plastic, possibly to organize letters/cds? anyway all my crochet stuff fit inside perfectly and i am so stoked
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My OC corrie Yarn has a crochet diagram pattern for a granny square on the left side of his neck. It is decided.
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Dude I’m so fucking sick of fish man island sanji. Like I get he hasn’t seen cis women in a hot minute but omg STOP SNIFFING WOMEN WITHOUT PERMISSION!?
Oda why??
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i put you in jail for something you didn’t do
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you ever get partway into a pattern and go back to look at the size it says the finished product is supposed to be and just. doubt dot jpeg
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This is one of the cutest pictures I’ve seen
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Ok I need to go to bed but like.
Crochet concepts I am thinking about
- Pomegranate bag
- Hooded cloak w/butterfly pattern in it
- Crochet pig (I need eyes and stuffing)
- Lil dolls of my OCs (I want an amigurimi catboy bard listen….)
- Blue jay (but the different colors seems like hell to switch between)
- Barn owl stuffie
- Barn owl bookbag? Similar to the sunflower bag? The lid is the owl’s head?
- water lily coaster/pillow
- …water lily bag? Big circle with a biiiig zipper added in and a liner with long straps instead of a drawstring deal
- Moon coasters
- moon bag…….
- pineapple drawstring bag? You could make it out of itty bitty crocodile stitches, maybe sc and hdcs depending on the size
- frog. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
- Milkweed stuff. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk (no I don’t know how this would work)
- itty bitty black capped chickadee plushie oh my GOD
- crochet sonic/shadow/silver the hedgehog
- tote bag with the solarpunk symbol in it
- leaf shaped bag
- crochet orisa from Overwatch
…I am noticing a pattern
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