“We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?”
– Goblin Market, Christina Rossetti
hungry thirsty roots is fantasy noncon pwp that is definitely still pwp, ignore anyone that says otherwise. it's paywalled so no one can read it unless they are absolutely sure and have definitely read the content warnings. this story is exclusively for people who want to read about heroes getting the shit kicked out of them and then getting tentacles in uncomfortable places. ignore all the stuff about linguistics and magical fantasy politics. that's just lore. lore doesn't count as plot. it's fine.
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HORNGRY (Horny and Angry)
Their “raft time” seemed to have some… developments 😏
Another shot from the Deleted Scenes pics - 💯 % legit 👀 (NOT!)
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This is real in ffxiv to me. Channel your aether into the wotsit. Estinien doesn't know how though
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I for one am very excited for the goblin pronouns
i don't think you're the only one
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Wanna see more? 🍒...
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Way to my Onlifatzzz ➡️ lewd mimi
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You ever just get so pissed bc you want someone to walk in and rail the shit out of you?
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fresh rosemary, fresh oregano, dry oregano, thyme, salt, black pepper, garlic, onion powder, and a stick of butter??
slap that shit on some popcorn and it tastes like god came in your mouth
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also i ma so fucking horngy rn
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Shout out to horngry. Horngry has never let me down even when I’ve wished to be free of its grasp
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This burger makes me horngy
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I just want a McDouble fr🍔🍟
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