#hornily

[stars-and-suns-and-moons]

WHOH. THINKING ABOUT fingering two pussies at the same time, both my hands in different slick wet holes. Yes please. Using my thumbs to rub both their clits. My long fingers to stroke them, deep inside. Oh I’m gonna pass out

[coward2coward]

[allgremlinart]

tangentially related to lesko. butch Zuko vs (drumroll)... butch Jee !!

[queerpyracy]

thinking about that bernie wrightson illustration where the creature is confronting victor and he looks like he's in a nightgown that's slipping off one shoulder, presumably to better display the bulging neck situation

[hellertears]

narumitsu ft. back studies

[goaliekisses]

that’s what hockey is about. loving the boys.

[distortedclouds]

My wife asked and I shall deliver! @moonspirit

Making my case as to why Armin is likely to eat Annie out before they even have sex!

To start, they will be sharing a bed waaaay before the first time they actually have sex. Maybe even before their relationship is "official". While their intentional cuddling in to sleep might be tame, waking up is NOT. They're only half-conscious and warm and their limbs are heavy over each other, including Annie's legs/thighs on his

Because while having sex might feel like something they'd be extra nervous and intentional about (wanting to prepare physically and mentally) everything else? Nah it just happens. What's stopping Armin's face buried in the crown of her head from turning into an affectionate and innocent forehead kiss, and that from turning into face kisses because they make Annie giggle and kick her feet between his while they're warm and so, so sleepy. What's stopping the hand on the other's waist from caressing their side over clothes (and maybe just a hint under when shirts ride up) when it started out as a very stationary and cuddly hand on waist

First time having sex might be very intentional, but the rest is all little happy accidents! Good morning pecks turn into full on makeouts where Annie sucks on his tongue and they only stop because they have places to be. An affectionate hand on her waist is sooner rather than later going to find it's way under Annie's shirt and up to her breasts and then the whole shirt will come off. And in her loose pijama pants/shorts, it's so easy for Armin's hand to slip past the waistband and become familiar with the way Annie sighs with her whole body and the tips of her fingers twitch and grab at his her and she kisses him to stay quiet because it's like 7 in the morning

This is a long preamble here i know but rot work with me! because he's been thinking of Annie's thighs since day one, how they fit nicely between his when they cuddle, their weight in his hand when Annie hikes one leg up his side either while making out or just cuddling and he's on top, maybe when she wears shorts one day and they not only feel nice against his palm but also warm and super sensitive when he caresses them

Now, if Armin's kissing her stomach, he'll always go up out of habit. but one day (a shorts day) they're chatting and he ends up kissing the side of her knee, then a little up, because Annie looks so pretty the way she watches him her back flat on the bed. But this is still all silly and they're continuing their little talk even as it gets warmer and warmer. Normally, his hands would be on her immediately, trying to get those little noises out.... but maybe after a few more kisses her thighs. This time, he'll kiss bellow her belly button just above the waistband, look up at her, and actually ask, because his head is between her thighs and he can feel and smell her and his mind is consumed by one thought and one thought only

so why, why won't those idiots still feel nervous about sex while Armin's had his head between her thighs for weeks now

[sheisraging]

recycling this with more all purpose text, since i never know, or care, wtf is happening.

[stars-and-suns-and-moons]

Stalker 4 stalker sex.

[marquezian]

sports discourse on my dash sometimes: its soo fucked to put hexes on athletes its NOT funny cal crutchlow: i hope marc marquez gets kidnapped and tortured in the woods and his plane crashes

[cannibalcaprine]

mmmmm

wanna lick him

[catominor]

continually troubled by how i can never seem to describe my characters as hornily as colleen mccullough does

[lunarriviera]

Shen Yi and Du Cheng, Under the Skin | 猎罪图鉴 (2022)

[birchbow]

How is our favorite scripture schoolfeeder faring this drone season?

He was ready to do his duty but the drones actually never made it to him. So instead he just had moderately fulfilling sex with some people he didn't much care about, sat around reading and not paying much attention in between rounds of banging, and then sent them off on their way.

[akajustmerry]

like most of the time I can forgive bad films because at most it's only 2 hours wasted, usually less. but bad tv makes me SO MAD. not just because I'm a tv enjoyer but because tv takes up so much more time and tricks you into this paradigm of diminishing returns/sunk cost fallacy where you either think a) it MUST get better surely (it doesn't) or b) well I've already invested this much time may as well finish because I cannae back out now. AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW shadow and bone s2 just was 8 hours of your life that you shoulda spent physically eating the pages from the books because at least then you'd feel satisfied in SOME WAY.

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

what’s the point if you can’t casually flirt with your mutuals and thirst after them in the tags