#horsie tag

[calocreek]

Desert duo horse headcanons? Horsing around I guess 😅

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

[colorful-horses]

ponytober day 19: protagonist

[weaselishmcdiesel]

this was suPPOSED to stay under wraps for a bit longer, but from the desperation created by the poll im. going to . post a bit from a new shared au between @tallaroo and myself that we were brainstorming. featuring, of course, many many gay cowboy minecrafters. please take this. look forward to some more since roo's also craftin up some goodies ^^<3

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VOTE MUMBO

[aviul]

moonlight anxiety

[matthoopergay]

horsie become real

AUTISM BLAST 🦄🌈⚡️🦈🦈

[iassignpeoplehomestucktrolls]

the way you draw eriidan ii2 2o pretty ii love how you draw her

@serfuzzypushover we've gone full circle and now ppl are in my asks talking to you

Silly mix up, hiiiiii Spade

[princelylove]

I don't know why I act like that in the dream but I guess I just interested in seeing yandere get jealous, though the consequences waiting.

Btw I just think about how a yandere Johnny behave. I find it's hard to imagine how he would act, he kinda unpredictable and unstable mentally for me.

What do you think prince? I'd love to hear your interpret on him. And if him and Gyro have the same darling, who will win?

(I notice you like being call prince or highness so I will start call you like that now :D I hope it sound not too weird)

~ 🏵️ anon ~

It’s not weird at all. If anything I’m the weird one, I’m the one that asked for it.

Anon I started to spiral while thinking of putting Johnny and Gyro against each other. Gyro is more intelligent, and by all means should win, but Johnny doesn’t see anything wrong with just killing any rival that gets in his way.

Johnny is incredibly unstable, I agree. I originally had him ranked fairly high in the “most dangerous joestars” list I made a little bit ago, I omitted him because I wanted to reread sbr- but Johnny is dangerous. He doesn’t care about what’s in his way, he’s gonna get what he wants.

He’s selfish, too. He genuinely doesn’t care about what’s best for his darling- so what?? He needs you, you can quit whining about not liking it, you’re his! Like hell is he gonna let someone else have you! 

Johnny just doesn’t know how to give up. He’s as stubborn as a mule. Even if you have someone else, you’re gonna be his. He relies entirely on his darling to have a good day- it isn’t a good day for him unless his darling is clinging to his arm, calling him handsome and strong and reminding him just how wanted he is. He’s suffering from a lack of attention, help the poor guy. He's not exactly opposed to being rough with his darling- did you think you'd have an easy time getting away from him because he can't walk? He takes those kinds of perceived insults personally, and makes it his job to scare you straight. He straps you down to a chair and trots around you with Slow Dancer- careful not to actually step on you, since he doesn't want to scare his horse, but is fine having her kick you over so he can jump over your body. If you really piss him off, maybe you really did escape, he's fine trampling you like that. He's not really thinking long term in the moment, but after, he's sure he can get you patched up. Maybe.

[steampunk-llama]

Dumb Dumb by Mazie is a very Pinkie Pie song actually

[rsenak]

some more people on horses! 2/3!

EDIT: changed the colors of a horse, previous version under the cut

[hey-sherry]

Sherlock and his friends!

[keepthetension]

just now catching up with ep 7 and i was wondering why on earth phaya has this horse thingie in his studio

but now ALL i can think about is that, in the witcher novels, yennefer has a taxidermied unicorn she likes to fuck on the back of

i wouldn't put it past this show to have sexytimes on the back of a plastic(?) horse, but this poor thing kinda looks like it's witnessed some Horrors already

[cowboyferret]

thanks for the love on cowboy brahms! yeehaw everybody 🐴

[majorasnightmare]

i got 2 (two) likes from beloved mutuals so that counts as encouragement i think ANYWAYS

everyone loves elden ring waifus and besides ranni i think the biggest victim of waifuization is melina, which i mean makes its own kind of sense because shes your guiding maiden etc etc but where i draw the line is sexy fanart because genuinely, GENUINELY

i dont think melina knows what sex is

this got long so apologies for no readmore im on mobile

like she knows children are born. she knows children come from mothers, and that her own manner of existence (burned, bodyless) is unusual

but i also think that an int build tarnished could convince her of Stork Theory with a solid enough argument

like. lets be honest here. melina is WEIRD okay. shes weird and thats part of her charm. she speaks weirdly formally like all the time despite also clearly considering your tarnished a close friend, but that can be chalked up to how melina rly is one of those "married to their job" type people. like her offscreen arc is coming to terms with her own predetermined purpose and finding her own meaning in that (by recontextualizing it outside its intended purpose) but thats really like ALL she thinks about, is her job. she guides you, she provides you with wisdom thru the words of marika, and then she goes to the erdtree and to the giants forge! and anytime anything OUTSIDE that happens, she gets genuinely confused

when boc sits by the grace crying about his mom, melina literally pulls you aside and asks if thats normal. she couches nearly everything she talks about in Grandiose Metaphor INCLUDING aforementioned child talk! (her plea by the three fingers grace, and her talk about boc crying ala "is it normal for people born of a mother to be. Like That. tarnished?")

she isnt NORMAL shes some vessel of Divine Duty struggling with personhood and Ideological Opinions and the mundanities of life confuse the fuck out of her because shes so used to thinking about The Grand Design that she genuinely doesnt have any fuckin idea what "normalcy" is

in the cut content for the mimic tear questline, when you LITERALLY have a goo parasite living INSIDE YOUR BODY, melina responds to the foreign presence by ONCE AGAIN pulling you aside and asking you if thats NORMAL. "did you... want that, to happen???" she asks, as if people choose to host shapeshifting blasphemy oozes the same way i choose to be brand loyal to skullcandy headphones with built in mic. people crying because they miss their dead mom and ur sworn partner in crime rolling up with a blood parasite yoinked from a forsaken city register the same level of confusion from her.

stop posting sexy melina art, she isnt dtf she does NOT know HOW children happen, only that they DO (and its a good thing! people having families is good, probably, she thinks).

less horny melina, more melina being a fucking weirdo. melina doesnt pose in lingerie, she sits in ur apartment and rummages thru ur pantry before cautiously mixing four loko and vanilla extract into cup noodles and asking you to try it when you get home to carefully note the results and wax poetic about the ability to eat. if you run a faith build or just carry Flames Cleanse Me, theres a solid case of evidence that she might not realize Poison Kills People. she operates on spectrum extremes and not even in the normal range. melina sees you cut urself chopping onions and goes to cast a max power erdtree heal because your bleeding, but then when you say its fine assumes that blood just comes out of people sometimes and thinks you can tank a waterfowl dance without worry

further evidence: her only known source of companionship before meeting your tarnished is the fucking horse. she talked to the horse, regularly, and values the horses opinions on important moral dilemmas, and also refers to the horses opinion on deciding who to hitch her chain to on the matter of Deciding The Fate Of The World. like, same, but you cant make the argument that thats comprehensive socialization

[pearl-kite]

WIP Wednesday

It is still Wednesday, I have been tagged by the absolutely wonderful @mihqorio and @ejunkiet, and I have a WIP, the perfect alignment that occurs rarely ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Witnessed a couple of people (@taelonsamada and @thatlesbeanjew) talking about Darlin' possibly being a farrier in Char's fic Between Two Fence Posts and it planted a seed in my head, so I've been drawing my version of Darlin' as such o3o

Horse and chaps and arms o3o

Been liking that strategy for blurring the sketch to work on lines to keep a little of the original feel of the sketch, because I tend to overwork things.

Will I finish it? Whooooo knows (probably actually, I've put in enough time so far)

I.... can't think of who to tag this time. So, uhhhh tag you're it if you want <3

[greyias]

This dialogue option is even funnier when you factor in that Ari is a follower of Lurue.