#host club hell

[philophobic-honeybee]

back in my kyokao insanity arc <3

[sunlit-haruka]

I am on my knees BEGGING for someone in this godforsaken fandom to draw Whit as a host (as in a host club kind of host)

[ask-world-academys-host-club]

what kind of school do you guys go to? I'm just curious, since the school in the blog banner seems pretty swanky :P

[getwonderhoyd]

kyoya otori and emu otori have a strange amount of narrative and thematic similarity despite being opposite personalities. the babies in very rich and important families, with a slew of very successful older siblings. theyre both consistently underestimated by their families, with an expectation to fit in a certain box prescribed for them. their inherent personalities - kyoyas sharp and callous ambition, emus bubbly and whimsical dreams for the park - make fitting in this box a struggle, and diminishing themselves to conform to it leaves them miserable

when they meet someone who loves and supports them as they are, without these expectations - tamaki and later the host club for kyoya, wxs for emu - they come into their own and it becomes apparent that they have unique skills that are valuable to their families' business that would have otherwise been stifled. but now they have a new dream that makes them happy, and they realise following in their siblings' footsteps isnt what they want after all. and with their family accepting them as they are, they have a new goal and they thrive

oh and theyre both rich and powerful otori families with business in recreation whaaat

i need kyoya and emu as each others favourite cousins to the complete bafflement of everyone thank you

[burinazar]

i was trying to remember what book series i read where a guy was thinking to himself like, god its so hot when a woman has blood on her tits, because he saw a woman with blood on her tits after killing an enemy and thought she looked hot, and then immediately mentally backtracked like OH WAIT BUT NOT IF IT'S BECAUSE SHES HURT OR ANYTHING. I MEAN BECAUSE OF BESTING A CREATURE/PERSON IN RECENT COMBAT.

after brainstorming i'm 99.9% sure it was Maroto from the Crimson Empire books

but I strongly considered that it was Miles Vorkosigan instead. it could be in character for the latter. uh, maybe less so with that first part as time goes on and the poor little dude accumulates ptsd and more and more weariness of violence, but 'i sure admire a woman who can fucking kill someone when the situation calls for it' is pretty Miles.

probably gets it from his dad.

[overobsessedfanboy23]

I remain forever scarred by the experience of watching Ouran, a seemingly light-hearted silly anime with just some raunchy jokes, with my younger sibling (12 or so at the time) and damn near having a heart attack at that scene in the beach episode.

My feeling of utter horror and subsequent disgust cannot be overstated.

As much as I love Ouran, it is a problematic show, but this episode... this episode was just twisted and vile, even before the aforementioned scene.

[ugly-cat-sweater]

they’re a 10 but they’re indulging in their old favorite animes from middle school

[answrs]

makima-s-most-smile

Insert the 'What?' Meme. Did I miss something?

@makima-s-most-smile oh you lucky bastard for not having encountered this (jk jk).

(the tags on this post, for reference)

#anti nonsense #christ the brainrot has spread deep #yeah you get three guesses and the first two don't count it's the pla fandom children* again because who else would it be 🤦 #*gods i fucking hope it's only twelve year olds doing this. i know it's not but let me exist in a more sane world for a moment please. #i have never seen a fandom so violently obsessed with yelling about a pairing where half the ship legit doesn't even exist in the source medium #I am BEGGING y'all to be fucking normal. #the bar was set so low and you're digging into the earth's core to go under it

I’m gonna just tldr sum up the drama for other people just tuning in with unknown level of knowledge on this absurd level of nonsense too:

*DEEP BREATH* OKAY SO! tldr there's a giant moral panic in the legends arceus fandom from purity culture/antis about a super niche incest pairing of side character warden ingo and his (notably absent) brother emmet. except the sheer SCALE to which this spitting, vitriolic (...and performative: see the giant shitfest when japanese fanartists started blocking people with ‘proship dni’s and suddenly those dnis ~mysteriously disappeared~ like hmm! might be something there!) hatred means that basically any fluff piece that gets posted also comes with a giant “ALSO I KILL INCEST SHIPPERS I MUST CONSTANTLY REMIND EVERYONE OF THE FACT AN INCEST PAIRING EXISTS WITH THESE TWO CHARACTERS FUCKING ON ANY AND ALL G-RATED FLUFF PIECES”

yeah so that’s the background. like ive literally seen fics of the teen sidekick getting railed by the entire adult cast float around but nah, it’s only this one, niche pairing that gets plastered all over the tags on the genfic tags on ao3. (which, again, shows how performative out the wazoo it is with these people. seeing ‘proship dni’ tagged on a fanfic on archive of our own, the site literally built by a wincest shipper to host Problematic™ Content™™ the first time absolutely sent me... but the six hundred times after that were much less funny. also the death threats that some come with. yeah. not funny.)

anyway i noticed it started spreading into parental ingo&protagonist fics where emmet is literally not even mentioned whatsoever a few weeks ago. and now i have found at least one fic that’s at the point where neither character involved in the pairing are even present in said media. and the fucking ‘bLaNkShIp dNi’ tags are still there.

[thisgardenofromance]

me thinks kaoru would like this horsie

Me thinks Kaoru would spend a day making your life a living hell for suggesting such slander (said with love and concern for your safety)

[journey-to-the-attic]

Was rereading through the Symbiote Host IK tag because I LOVE THAT AU SM

and I was thinking how freaking cute Host IK and the Newspaper Club would be

I feel like IK would be enamored with Wiz's cool hats, so Wiz gets a small tophat for her bear Momo and IK loves it

Mephisto's uncle agenda comes out full force here, he loves being goofy with the baby because she DESERVES to laugh and have fun

I'd imagine they'd meet when IK was comfortable enough to go to RAD, since the brothers thought there'd be stuff she'd find fun there, and when the brothers/royals/purgatrio are too busy to take care of her, she hangs with the Newspaper Club

She is the president of the NPC now I don't make the rules, there should be an entire article on Momo and the andventures he's had at her and Luke's tea parties

I feel like a kaboom moment for Alecto is something with IK talking about her strength ?? SO CUTE UAH UAH UAH

THE SYMBIOTE HOST AU!!!! it's been so long :')

oh alecto would be an absolute star of the show in this au!! she's fully capable of just WRESTLING the symbiote into passiveness whenever it starts getting too big for its boots but is also super gentle with ik (sometimes excessively) and she is always ready to drop everything if her little buddy needs her. some of their scars are in similar places and ik thinks it's super cool!!

wiz is always building little magical gadgets for ik to play with (the brothers are considering dedicating a whole room in the house just to all the stuff ik gets) also she makes a point to save a page in every newspaper issue for the photos ik takes with her little camera... she titles it 'ik's collection' and adds little comments like "such impressive use of lighting!" and "what an eye for flowers!!", and will kill you if you make a nasty comment about them

mephisto is the one who declares ik the new president and will enact every comment she makes as if it's a legal policy. he plays aeroplanes and spaceships and penguins and every other game you can think of with her with absolutely zero shame, makes up a bunch of rhymes to help her remember the stuff lucifer's teaching her, gets back into making up spells just so he can fulfil any of ik's requests

astaroth lets ik ride around on his shoulders while he's wheeling around and also doesn't mind letting her try his glasses, which is one heck of a privilege with him. he's also unexpectedly good at removing ik from scary situations (or else removing the scary factor from the situation) - as soon as ik looks even kind of stressed, he activates like a sleeper agent

[realjoehours]

what the hell am i supposed to do now that the library is shutting? where am i supposed to order in the books i can’t afford to by? where am i meant to go? the next town over? no way that place doubles as a health centre and i’d have to get a bus there

my local library was so do conveniently placed that anybody in the community could get to it with relative ease and now what’re all the old people gonna do? waste away alone in the retirement complex next to their once safe haven’s corpse?

[pointlessfrog]

the world just hasnt been the same since the death of shoujo anime

[lepakonpaska]

[happy rambling in the tags because i love my job so much ✨️🌻]

[rangerdew]

kuroto dan mutual saying he hopes he is the kuroto dan mutual is rly funny bc me and my friends al know him as the Kuroto Dan Mutual. And he is the reason i can always recognize iwanagas face

[starlightsylveon1]

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