#hoteldumort

[oikyskau]

I feel like I could eat the world raw.

[ahsokaslesbian]

magic mistletoe kisses ✨

[foodnetwork-fandom]

my mom has a crush on booby flavor how do i change parents

how do you delete someone else’s parents

[queenapple]

betty and cheryl go to a party but jughead wont come to the party because he’s with the evil witch toni so bebby gets sad and leaves then cheryl is assaulted and when word gets out bebby is upset “omG i shouldn’t have left her it my fault :((((“ and everyone is too busy telling her NO bebby it not ur fault :( to remember that cheryl is the one dealing with real trauma. leaked script

I’d rather die than watch that

[shanememedej]

about the haunted dq nothing fucks with the boxes but the door?? all the time i hear it open but nobody’s ever there

I imagine a scenario where someone comes in for real and you’re just like yelling back there like “GET THE FUCK OUT DEMON” at the ghost there but the person who’s actually trying to rob the place thinks you’re talking to them and then they just bolt and end up getting arrested for some other reason and confess to almost robbing a Dairy Queen

but that won’t happen. it’d be funny tho! hope the ghost doesn’t like. lock you out at some point. or in.

[chaisexuality-archive]

my chem professor is from jersey and he really tried to argue that New York drivers are worse listen bithc my mothers bf once got pulled over for “driving drunk” except he wasn’t even drinking he’s just that bad tldr: jersey drivers are satan

oh my fucking god fejkbkfwjfekwjfwe new jersey and their stupid fucking jughandles ruin EVERYTHING

[seashellronan]

im becoming a tbt blog too cause it deserves all the love

moood

[simons]

heres an ass: 🍑 and heres an ask: in ur opinion what is the ugliest sh ship cause im in a mood for tea but also u dont have to answer cause that can be a 👀 subject

what a gr8 ass tbh ;))) HONESTLY JALEC is the WORST™ like they are brothers come on now no like just no

[passionpitobsession]

jimon, hoteldumort

@jimon​

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: canon URL?? sign me tf up! I’m slowly but surely starting to love Jimon! 

@hoteldumort​ 

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: another canon URL?? HOO MAMA! loving everything shadowhunters on your blog :)

Send me a URL anonymously

[lucianmagnus]

galaxy & solar system ✨

galaxy: are you a sun, moon or star person?

okAY but being on my balcony and just looking at the moons shape makes me a real calm bitch so moon person

solar system: if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

honestly I love living in london but if I had to move probs ny bc I love cities & when I visited it was great?? but also maybe not bc the us is kinda fucked atm!!! sending so much love to all of u over there this got deep

[oikyskau]

We always seem to find our way back to each other.

[wi1helms]

“i will never leave him. it will be this, always,                       for as long as he will let me" 

[lesbianfr0gs]

once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers 💙💙💙💛💛💛

i got the same ask from @blushyalec so thank u both ily so much

1. my love for my friends2. my ability to just not care lmao3. that i can play piano nd write (even if its mediocre)4. my hair 5. how laid back i am 

[queenapple]

when i first started watching rd and found ur blog i was shook because i didnt understand how anyone could hate betty and now...how the turntables

I’m a prophet!

[shanememedej]

im the ghost that hates onions

also i work at a dairy queen that is definetly haunted whenever im there alone some Weird Shit goes down in the back

KJDSHKFJDHJKD FAIR.............. also I love Dairy Queen but sometimes I get. weird vibes from there you know. what happens in the back though. does something fuck with the boxes

[chaisexuality-archive]

tomatoes are FUCKINF disgusting and should be banned

TRULY