#house of the dragon incorrect quotes

[m1ndbrand]

Aegon: So you like Aemond?

Y/N: Yes...Thoughts?

Aegon: and prayers, girl what

[nor-4]

Aegon(texting y/n): Them titties tho lol

Aemond: This is her boyfriend

Aegon: Tell her I said "them titties tho"

Aemond: Where tf do you want to be buried

Aegon: in those titties bro duh!!

[madame-fear]

Y/N, at Aegon’s funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* Y/N, leaning over Aegon’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Aegon, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

[raiisakitsune]

Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?

Aemond:ikilledluke

Alicent: .... what?

Aemond: vhagerateluke

Otto: ....

Alicent:

[004thebrave]

Luke: I really like murder mysteries.

Aemond, trying to relate to Luke: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

[devilsjacket]

Aegon, whispering to Jacaerys: you gotta know where to stick it in of course

Y/n, overhearing and whispering to Aegon: you don’t know where to stick it in

Aegon, sighing: that’s because you’re the one that sticks it in.

Jacaerys, almost choking on his wine: WHAT AM I HEARING RIGHT NOW-

[arrowenchantress]

Y/n: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons…….

Rhaenyra: Put them in a face mask?

Jace: Use them in a battery?

Luke: Throw them at people.

Daemon: Squirt the juice in life’s eyes. Steal life’s wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.

Y/n: …….Make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.

[aemysbabyofficial]

*Aegon and Aemond lost in the woods* Aegon: Dracarys! Aemond: What are you doing? You've been yelling that for hours. Aegon: Seeing if any dragons are near. They could light a fire or send a signal to someone.

[angelofthenight]

Alicent: Aegon, if you’re reading this-

Otto: Can Aegon read?

Alicent: Helaena, if you are reading this out loud to Aegon-

Otto: Can Helaena read?

Alicent:

Alicent: Aemond-

[blxckmccn]

Aemond: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Aemond, points at Rhaenyra: Married a gay.

Aemond, points at Alicent: Married her best friend's father, sorry mom.

Aemond, points at Criston: Fell in love with the princess just bcs she kissed him or something like that, man wtf.

Aemond, points at Viserys: Married his daughter's best friend?!?!? I mean- Hi, father.

Aemond, points at Daemon: Honestly, there is no need for me to give examples of him. My uncle is his own warning.

[fandomsoverlife]

Aegon: y/n your phone is ringing

Aegon: who’s daddy is it Aemond

Y/n: give me my phone

Aegon: who’s daddy? daddy left a voicemail

*Helaena enters room*

Helaena: Aegon give y/n their phone, I was just calling and had to leave a voicemail

[m1ndbrand]

Aegon, staring at Y/N with heart eyes:

Aemond, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

[nor-4]

Aegon: How are your boobs

Y/n: they are okay.

Aegon: Let me see

Y/n: No

Aegon: I just wanna make sure they're okay

[madame-fear]

Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Aemond: Mine just says "Aemond no." Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[kitkatscabinet]

Aemond: Good night.

Aegon: Sleep tight.

Helaena : Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Y/N: Great, now Aegon's crying.

[004thebrave]

Luke: Yeah, you’re my uncle, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Aemond: WHAT?!

Luke: What?

Aegon, drinking wine in the background: He said he would fuck you if you asked.