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angelofthenight · 1 month
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Victor: I’m in zoom class w ur girl, telling her
Victor: “no I think that’s a great point”
Victor: Every time she ends a comment with
You: “I don’t know if that makes sense”
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angelofthenight · 1 month
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Tommen: Joffrey once called me “what’s his face”
Tommen: And I’m his brother
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angelofthenight · 1 month
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Stannis: Robert once called me “what’s his face”
Stannis: And I’m his brother
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angelofthenight · 1 month
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Jerome: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
You: Go ahead.
Jerome: Tooth-hurty.
You: When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Jerome: You complete me.
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angelofthenight · 1 month
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Sorry y’all ik I like just got off hiatus but I’m taking a little break from fics rn coz I’m going down a DEEP Beatles rabbit hole😭😭
I literally was not expecting them to take over my mind this much
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angelofthenight · 1 month
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Oswald: Where’s Jervis?
Jonathan: (y/n) locked him in the bathroom.
You: Jonathan! You weren’t supposed to tell him!
Oswald: I’m cool with it.
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Charlie: (y/n) waved at me at school today
Charlie: I will leave my entire family for them
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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You: Oh good, you’re not busy.
Jerome, drawing on a clown face with eyeliner: Actually, (y/n)... I AM busy.
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Dano!Riddler: had a dream (y/n) shit themself at the club so I shit MYself to make them feel better, why the fuck we ain’t just leave😭
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Victor: are we fighting or flirting?
You: my hands are literally around your neck
Victor: that doesn’t answer my question
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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You: I don’t care if Wanda is the Scarlet Witch!
You, to Stephen and America: I’d kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Rhaenyra: I think my father knows we’re dating
Daemon: Oh no how
Rhaenyra, looking down at Daemon who is curled up holding her hand with his head on her lap: how do you think
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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You, badly dancing: Wanna dance?
Tommy, standing stiffly, hands shoved in pockets: No.
You, stops dancing: Yeah, me neither.
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Alfie, badly dancing: Wanna dance?
You, standing stiffly, arms crossed: No.
Alfie, stops dancing: Yeah, me neither.
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Robbie, to Charlie: (y/n)’s in their gc fighting for their life bc they sent a pic of u
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Dano!Riddler: Free my girl (y/n), she not in jail she just in the wrong relationship
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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You: Wow, I just got really nauseous all of a sudden.
Ed: Nauseated.
Ed: I’m so sorry. That’s, like, a reflex of mine. I’m working on it.
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