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How Do You Fix A Car Engine?
While the process varies for each vehicle, several aspects of an engine swap are pretty universal, and this can be regarded as a rough description of the procedures needed. You will be taught all this in automobile engineering colleges anyway.
#car engine repair#fix engine#car engine#how to fix a car engine#how to fix an engine#how to fix a car#how to fix engine#how to repair engine#how to fix car engine#how to repair car engine#how to fix a car engine step by step#how to repair a car engine
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Dinah WIP + bad Electra doodle I did during school

I actually did start coloring Dinah, but all I had was her skirt(the pattern took me SO LONG to do (╥﹏╥)) plus the base of her skin is it was looking really bad… so instead you get a line art and sketch overlay. I know certain parts of the line art like the lips look wonky, but that’s because I scribbled them in on a separate line art layer because they’re only there for guides of where I’ll paint the actual features later
Also- I really want to talk to my moots but I’m not good at reaching out first at all (; ^;) if anyone wants to talk to me about stex(or just talk in general) please dm me first! :D
#stex#starlight express#dinah the dining car#electra the electric engine#I may not have same face syndrome but I have same expression syndrome#idk how to fix it#every drawing is just slight smile#mango dot art
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SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS
#vent#i am so sick of not having a vehicle yo#i'm so tired of it#it's been weeks and my dad still hasn't checked out the unused corolla sitting in his yard#'well it could be the engine but it could also just be the head gaskets' THEN CHECK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#or at LEAST let us take it to someone who WILL#i am so sick of them being so unreliable while they dangle help over my head and then i end up never fucking receiving it#it's the least you people could do for ruining my fucking life forever#i'm not expecting my dad to fix it himself because he's old but just#i am begging you#tell me what's wrong with the fucking car so we can see how much it'll be to fix it#if you're going to do one fucking thing right in your life just fucking HELP YOUR SON WITH THIS SIMPLE TASK#i'm sorry. i've been neurotic and disoriented since yesterday and i can't fucking think straight#i just want to have a vehicle because we can not keep having to order groceries and take ubers it's draining the fuck out of us
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i made the mistake of looking up Temu on tumblr
#selling shitty stolen designs for dirt cheap is how amazon got its foothold#and yes amazon is evil and getting worse#therefore it's a good thing it has competition now#and somehow the global slave-wage labour trade is still going strong despite strong condemnation of it#it's one of the only ways some poorer countries get to have a GDP in our current global economic order#richer countries exploit their natural resources#and one such natural resource is cheap human labour#how do we fix that man#idk#but can we stop yelling at temu or the communists or fast fashion#the problem is literally how our entire world works#It's globalization... remember globalization?#Of course the kids don't remember globalization#I'm no expert either but I have fuzzy memory when US politicians (Bush? Clinton?) were trying to convince us#that expanding the global supply chain is good actually#idk about anyone else but i am ready to give up access to avocados in the great canadian winter and go back to a diet of chicken and potato#because access to avocados in the middle of the canadian winter is what the global supply chain gaves us#and cat paw socks for your chair and cute pastel dinosaur onesies and fancy alpaca wool and electric car engines and 5G wifi#we have more access to goods than the kings of yore and yes it is unfair on a gargantuan scale#but unless all of us are willing to give up all of it and I mean ALL of it#it ain't gonna change#and it sure as hell isn't temu's fault#i love naemyeong though i can't bear to have naemyeong taken away from me
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Oh right i never actually did anything about the engineer au did i
#random#au idea#tsams why must you haunt me in this way#Okay basically a bloodmoon au where they get tired of depending on other folks to fix em up#So they just. become an engineer.#crash at a car shop for a bit and demand lessons#Take courses online through the daycare computers when no one’s operating it#possibly ‘threaten’ solar and eclipse into teaching them some stuff in p&s#Yknow that kinda thing#anyways#yea they also might learn some software stuff for the sake of tryna figure out how their code behaves#just realizing that this is the second au in which i give a tsams character a profession#Whoops
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Can u really fix cars baby face
No. I just like jacking up my car up and squeezing my fat ass under it getting dirty and shit just for a picture... smh.
#there are female mechanics..#yes i can work on and fix cars#yes i can rebuild engines#smh#yes i can service vehicles#it's not hard#ask ask ask#ask anything#ask me anything#asks#i love how men think women aren't capable of doing “men things”#i can do anything you can do better
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first of all the math teacher who was supposed to be scary is hot and teaches well
second of all i don't know what to think about all my fave subjects not being closely uni related lol
#0 notes to me#but hey im learning mech eng i will learn parts of the car one day#i learned that they are kinda interesting trough my friends car always having some kinda problem#and he fixes it himself so im like okay it might not be lame#although the only reason i ever thought they were lame was bc for some time you had to be nerdy or “tomboyish ” about cars in order to be#taken seriously in stem so i obviously rebelled abt that by having zero interest in them bc nobody gets to tell me how i will enjoy my stuf#but then i also had a girl friend who can and will outwit any guy abt cars and also will be in car races 100/100#so then i realized that i might have given up on cars too soon#especially since engines are really cool#unlike screws and mechanical parts who are boring as fuck but hey you can't be interested in it all
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listen. okay. i know my car is held together with sheer force of will and gusto. but it is perfectly functional!!! yes, i have part of the panel on the trunk permanently removed so i can reach inside and manually pull the mechanism to latch it. and yeah, the drivers door handle only works because of some creative industrial strength zip ties. out of 4 doors i think two have the correct corresponding interior handles. half of them work. 2 out of 4 windows do not roll down, and 1 is on its last legs but still functioning due to a barbeque brush and silicone lube (and i have to push it down with my hands). and okay MAYBE it becomes undrivable when we go long stretches without rain because the front wiper fluid just sadly trickles down the hood and i have to use the whims of the weather to clean my windshield of grime. at least both wipers stay attached while driving and definitely 100% for sure always have (it was fine no one got hurt).
listen. she is doing her best. when i bought her the transmission fluid was brown. you know what colour its supposed to be? pale pink. sometimes oil just. leaves. doesn't leak! doesnt seem to be getting through a seal into the enginel! just. it goes. the amp and two 12 inch subwoofers in the back scream in audible pain when i rev the engine. the parking brake light comes on at random when it gets cold outside. im not sure what its trying to tell me and i dont care to find out. the clock only works when u hit it. im also like 80% sure that putting the gearshift in park doesn't actually work and the emergency brake is the only thing keeping it from rolling downhill, but also one time i drove with the parking brake on and didn't even notice the difference, so ?
anyways. uh. i forgot my point. she is driveable and functional and i love her.
#i was just gonna make a funny quip about disassembling my car today to replace the zip ties that let me open my door#for the second time rather than finding a permanent solution#but as i went over the list of things i need to fix when i go cherry pick replacements from a parts car#i realized it was getting to the point where i would have to write a personalized instruction manual#before loaning anyone my car#anyways for the last 3 months ive been opening my door by rolling down the last-legs window halfway#pushing it down the rest of the way with my hands#and reaching out through it to pull the handle on the outside of the door to get out#then rolling it back up before turning the car off#oh also this car eats tires for breakfast#dont ask me how#anyways i unironically love my car. none of these things make her undriveable if u care enough to create a workaround#she functions perfectly fine. i have never once had engine trouble and she is rust free. i love her.
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Ruthless
or: Country!Simon catches you attempting to tag his property, of course he has to teach you a lesson.
cw: 3.6k words, 18+ mdni, Country!Simon, alt universe, no use of y/n, some plot with smut, dub-con, spanking, breeding kink, p in v, creampie, age gap (Simon 29, reader 23), primal play & reencounter (if you tilt your head), pet names (little girl, city broad, lucky), fingering, lite pussy pronouns, degradation, lucky!reader
a/n: a scrapped Drabble turned into a full story cause I love plot
part 2!!! <3
You were running like your life depended on it.
It was dumb for you to even attempt to tag the Riley barn to begin with.
You knew that, your friends knew that, anyone in town would’ve warned you otherwise.
It all started with a little end of college fun, wreck havoc like the good ole days. Nothing out the ordinary. Something that supposed to be a silly little prank, saying goodbye to college and hello to adulthood by spray paint and a little egging.
Was it a little too much for your liking? Yes.
Just plain rude and disgusting because at the end of the day, what exactly did Ghost do to deserve any of this? But peer pressure is a nasty, annoying, bitch. Regardless of age.
The Riley Ranch had been rumored as evil and haunted, the only people who really interacted with the land being other farmers. Even when Simon Riley, the last standing of the family, came to church (on the rarest occasions), people kept their distance. Afraid his families “bad” energy would spread over to them.
They called him Ghost.
There was a fire at the families home, started by Ghosts father who was always in a rage. Your father made sure your family stayed clear of him when you visited, he wasn’t too kind to quote, ‘big headed, posey, no good, city slickers.’ No one thought his rage would grow so large into trying to kill his whole family.
No one one besides Ghost made it out that night, there was rumored to be a large burn mark on his back to prove it.
You’d gotten found too fucking quick, “What the hell do you think you’re doin?” His voice booming on the highway road.
Simon Riley was blessed to have ears like an owl. Heard the car pull up and stop on his property, the rumbling of the engine— a beat passes— the car doors slamming shut and the far off hushed giggles. Nothing new, people had passed his property to spook whoever the hell they were with. Try to show how “evil spirits” ran rampant on his land, even if they were, he hadn’t ask for them to be there. But they’d never stop. They’d do it before.
They’d do it again.
But he heard that can of spray paint shake and his boots hit the floor before he even realized it.
Not the brown farmhouse gate he’d spent so long sanding down as a child with the help of his grandfather. Not the white ranch fence he’d spend so long getting together as soon as the land was properly handed to him and in his name, that’d he hand painted himself and fixed up the grass so people knew better than to drop any litter there.
No fucking way.
Your friends were already in the mustang you’d arrived in, those bastards, revving the engine and zooming off. You dropped the can, more spray getting on the grass fuck, fuck, fuck— your brown eyes slowly looked up, meeting a more than livid pair blue eyes.
You wanted to squeak out, ‘im sorry’ but where would there be room for that? Not in between the ranch fence that already had a squiggly line and crooked smiley face with black spray paint on it created by yours truly. There would absolutely be no room for an apology when his face was already screwed up, jaw clenching from underneath the bandana that hid his face, eyes narrowing into slits.
Well duh, babe. Move those feet!
And you did, turning at a 90 degree angle and sprinting like it was the end of the world. Ghost mumbled a ‘god damn it’, and ran right after you, his boot quickly meeting a carton of unopened eggs.
Oh you were definitely in for it now.
You ran through the Egyptian wheat, tall as the eye can see, green leaves scratching your arms and legs. You prayed to God there wasn’t any crazy animals hiding in there. You were panting, taking a quick glance behind you and you could only hear rustling of the large plants that surrounded you, feet hitting the floor.
Then you heard a distant yell in the field, “[+], you get back here!”
Well it wasn’t exactly the hardest to spot you out, you looked like your mother— who looked like her mother. You came from a family known for actually being good people, never hesitating to help or providing when need be. You’d met Mr. Riley a couple times in your 23 years of life. Quick instances that you vaguely remember. But you knew his face, and he knew yours.
Your mom had been one of the few good people making sure he was well taken care of when he was younger, she couldn’t raise him like she had wanted to with having to travel back and forth from the city for work as a children’s author. But she’d made sure he was taken care of in whatever home he was placed in, encouraged him to join the Boys and Girls club, something to ground him.
“Just needs someone to look after ‘em is all,” she’d ensisted while braiding your hair one night before heading to meet him at his group home, fingers weaving through your curls with purpose, you were around eight. “Some kids need a lil extra love, show ‘em someone’s there for ‘em. Simon’s one of those kids, so is your older brother, even though he’s a pain in my side at times. They’re all good in their core— their heart. It’s important to have someone nurture it. Gods called me to do that.”
Though, the relationship strained when the foster system let him go. “He’s just having boy troubles. Boys go through those weird hormones when they hit a certain age. Wants to prove ‘imself as a man. They get real hard headed [+]. He’ll get over it ‘nd pull through. He always does,” she’d say. So certain. Undoubting. Like a sixth sense.
And Simon did manage well enough, clearly, for him to have a proper farm for himself, one that was properly taken care of and thriving. You’d visited with your mom two years back. It was so clear to you now. Your mother practically smothering him in a hug when she got close enough. Simon was awkward at first, but accepted it. His eyes and whole body softing by her touch. She’d been family when no one else would be.
He looked towards you, you met a gorgeous shade of blue, long blonde lashes to match his short blonde hair, face with a few noticeable scars and half his face hidden under a black bandana. You were standing a ways off so you couldn’t hear what he or your mother was saying, but you saw him nod toward you. Your mother saying something and him nodding in response. She waved you over,
“[+] you know Simon— I mean, Mr. Riley since you’re a grown man now, ain’t that right.” She laughed.
“Whatever you want ma’am.” He looks down at you and extends his hand. You take it, butterflies fluttering in your stomach, and give it a firm shake.
“Good seein you.” It wasn’t just words, he was sincere, caring. Like seeing an old friend.
You nodded, “ ‘S good seeing you too.”
He showed you the farm after that in his truck. The big house that was farther toward the woods, properly fixed after the fire a decade ago, the Egyptian wheat field, the horses and chickens and the new blue barn he was building to accommodate them, the horse training area used to break in horses no one else would. It was a lot of land, a lot of work, but you could tell by the sound of his husk voice, he was proud of himself and the work he’d been able to accomplish. Even more happy when your mom praised him.
It finally clicked: that barn— and right on time, you’d caught sight of it. Not the one Mr. Riley had been fixing when you visited, the old one. Large and in charge that had old wood, and was definitely falling apart. But you made a bee line for it anyway.
What other option did you have?
Your heart was practically beating out of your chest, nerves on a high because you didn’t even notice how close Ghost was to you before you ducked so he couldn’t grab you. Kicking his shin and dashing towards the barn that was bones.
“You damn brat! fuck me!” He cursed, hopping to ease the new pain on his leg before running right after you.
You undid the large wooden latch, sliding the doors open and immediately trying to slide them close. But his hand shot through the opening, a shiver runs down your spin.
Up the steps you went, the only place you could go, and Ghost was right on your heels, quick, almost silent— didn’t call him Ghost for no reason. You tripped and fell on a pile of hay and wild chickens went fluttering and clucking down to the barn floor, clouding your vision. Next thing you knew, Ghost finally caught you. His hands grabbed hold of both of your arms as you rolled around and thrashed underneath him.
“You fuckin asshole! Let me go!” You grunted, trying to kick your legs where the sun didn’t shine but completely missing when the older man closed your legs, gripping them together under your knees in his hands. He had you like a pig about to be roasted.
“You ruin my property but I’m the asshole?” The fucking audacity of you. “Gonna teach you a fuckin lesson cause clearly they don’t teach you city folk manners.”
With ease, Ghost sat himself down on one of the old hay bails, bringing you over his lap. He grunts, keeping you as still as you can, and then like thunder— his large calloused hand comes down to your plump ass, echoing in the empty barn.
“Mr. Riley!” You gasp, your head shoots up, eyes widening— there’s no way- was he giving you a spanking? The next one yanks you out of your thoughts, brutal, harsh, that makes you scream his name again, “Mr. Riley, that’s enough!” But he’s completely ignoring you.
“Spray painting my fences,” SMACK!
“Tryin to egg my house,” SMACK!
“‘Nd Ruinin my fuckin crops?!” SMACK!
“You’ve lost,” SMACK! “you’re damn,” SMACK! “mind! little girl!” SMACK, SMACK, SMACK!
You’re crying and whimpering, as his hand continues forming ripples in your ass. You’d gotten one singular whopping your whole life, from your grandma for breaking her good vase when she told you no ball throwing in the house. Life altering from one incident that made you into the goodest girl there ever was.
And then there’s this predicament, one that ripped your soul in two. One half fueled with hatred for doing something so crude— so audacious. And then the other that’s struggling to keep itself contained. one more hit that meets your tender bottom, one that hits you in a place you didn’t realize was boiling over— a smack to the ass that forces an egregious moan out of your trembling plump lips.
Simon stills, his eyes flicking over the state of you. You’re shaking, head down and legs finally not kicking. But he sees the way you try to hide yourself further into his lap, because you and he both know you just moaned because of a little whooping.
Oh— you're crazy.
You’d unknowingly created a fire and Simon would add lighter fluid to it.
He lifts the bottom of your short flower patterned dress, just to peak, you jump but still, your heart pounding even louder than it had before. And it’s a sight for the man to behold— your underwear soaked like the damn ocean. You squeeze your thighs together, trying to bring the hands down to hide the slick that was ever growing.
“D-don’t look.” You sniffle. Too damn cute.
But there’s a snicker, something that makes you look back at him and his eyes are shining with mischief, “My god, you’re a filthy lil thang, aren’t’chu?” It’s almost rhetorical, he’s not asking you, he’s asking your cunt. “Didn’t know you city broads were like that, learn somethin new every day, don’t you?”
You yelp when he yanks your underwear down to your knees, thrashing around once again, but Simon keeps you still. Your pretty pussys glistening as bright as sun on water, slick all over your fat second pair of lips. He brushes his fingers against them, sending shivers up your spine, you cant help but arch further into his touch.
You whine, “Mr. Riley-“
“—Shhhhh, gotta hear her,” he murmured, slowly slipping a finger in your drenched hole. Your pussys practically sputtering out with every thrust of his finger, slipping another one and coating it perfectly. He takes them out, sucking up the juices on his tongue that you’ve left on them, spitting down on your hole before stuffing his fingers back into you. He hums in satisfaction as you lose your mind, “such a fuckin slut, you just get this wet for anyone, don’t you?”
Your eyes reach the back of your head, breath hitching, “Nooo, I don’t- I wouldn’t!— ooh- agh- Mr. Riley!” your interrupting yourself with your own moans. Whatever anger you had before, folding into nothing.
He finally let’s go of your hands and you grip on to his leg, nails clawing at his jean cover thighs. Your stomach tightens running away as your orgasm builds but Simon follows, thrusting his fingers into your gummy walls even more, curving them to find your sweet spot with determination.
“Eaaasy now, don’t want to hurt you. Be good ‘nd cum. Know you want to, make a mess all over me darlin’.”
And that’s all it takes, with a twitch and a squeal, your cumming all over his hand. Simon thrusts his fingers a couple times, watching the wave of euphoria wash over you before sucking one of fingers clean, then bringing the other to your mouth.
“Come on, don’t be fuckin uppity, taste it lil girl” he tsked, you take the middle finger in your mouth, tasting your own arousol, swirling your tongue around it. Slowly pulling your head back with a ‘pop.’ It all goes straight to the blondes aching dick.
You hear it, the unbuckling of his belt, your stomach touching the tint that had built because of you. your mind finally snaps out of the trance he’s got you in. You barley manage to get out of his lap, scrambling through the hay, tripping over your underwear, on your as knees. Giving Simon the perfect view of your tender ass and the slick that’s dripping down to your thigh before you turn when you meet a wall. Pushing yourself into it.
“We- shit- someone- someone’ll come!” You ramble out, panting, still feeling the after effects of your orgasm. Your eyes avert to anything in this barn besides the man infront of you. But he made his way over to you, slow, stalking. And once he’s on his knees and hovering above you, he springs his cock from from his boxers. The blonde is hung, large and girthy, his tip strawberry red and leaking pre cum.
He bends down, sliding his fat cock between your wet folds, and then smacking his tip on your clit creating a plap, plap, plap. You can’t help but whimper at the sensation.
“You want it don’t you?” he whispers in your ear, taunting you, goosebumps wave over your skin. “Don’t want me all the way,” he traces over your belly, and then pokes right where your uterus is, “up here, hm?”
“Don’t want me to make you feel good pretty girl? Don’t wanna feel it once?”
Maybe it’s the adrenaline that’s pulsing through you, the way he’s looking down on you like you’re pathetic, dick crazed maniac. And maybe that’s exactly what you are, just once— you just want feel him stir your guts just. this. once.
“I do.”
And your soft voice is just enough for the brute to yank your legs open, Simon throwing your legs over his forearms and spreading your pretty hole open with just the tip. The man starts bullying himself inside the tightness of your pink walls.
He’s big. He’s too big. You hiccup, shoving at his shoulder while he’s splitting you in half, “Mr.Riley, ‘s so much! hicc- can’t. I can’t.”
He croons, slowly thrust more and more of his veiny length into you. “Come oooon city broad, thought you could take it? Don’t go runnin. Been runnin from me alllll this time little girl.”
“Bet you won’t do no shit like that again, ruining my damn property,” Simon hissed, smacking down your clit a few times. “Gonna fuck that nonsense outta that lil brain ‘f yours.”
“I won’t! I promise! Mmmph- I’ll be good! S-so good just for you. Always for you.” You mewled, one hands clawing at the wall behind you and other hand at his shoulder. He finally feels it, his cock reaching the very hilt of you, balls smacking your ass crack. The damn obscene sounds your syrupy pussy is making to keep him inside you, and his tip giving your cervix the messiest and he’s sure, the first kiss it’s ever received.
A baby.
You’d look so fucking sexy, being all plump with his fucking baby. He pushes your thighs back to you head further, jackhammering into your heat rough and mean.
“Five,” he mumbles, groping at one of your tits in his hand. Squeezing and kneading it like a vice.
“Wha-“
“You’ll give me five ‘f ‘em, won’t’cha? Make me a daddy.”
He’s talking nonsense, partially. Simon wasn’t dead set on five, he’d wanted a baseball team but he’d settle for whatever you wanted. One would do if it caused you too much strain. He’d take care of you and the baby, buy you whatever you asked for, have you sat on that back porch, in a rocking chair. Your hand on your full belly, watching him as he worked all lovingly.
Simon breath hitches, rolling his hips into yours with a grunt, fucking drunk at the thought of it. The thought of you, all while your pussy was squeezing on him like you were reading his fucking mind.
“C-christ almighty, I got lucky with you huh? A snug lil cunt like this deserves to be up filled up with my cum.”
You still couldn’t believe it, thee Simon Ghost Riley, was with you in this old barn fucking your brains out like you were fucking Eve in that damn garden, on top of a pile of hay. Both of you letting out moans and groans like animals that you’re sure anyone who stepped foot on property would be able to hear. It’s hot, and sweat is forming on both of your foreheads, your skin is sticky. Simon’s big balls hitting your ass every punch of his tip into you G Spot. both of your eyes hazy, stupid off the other getting off.
“Feel so gooood M-Mr. Riley! So much!” You keen, reach for the bandana hiding his face. He always pushes your hand away but then he remembers what you’re about to be— his lover, his wife— the mother of hic children.
“Mamma’s gotta know the face of ‘er children’s daddy right? pull it off.” And you do, tugging it. And god, maybe this whole ordeal got you lucky.
So damn pretty. A scar on his nose, another one at the end of his pink lips, blonde strands swaying everytime he ruts into you, “Mr. Riley’s sooo pretty,” you slur, talking to him like it’s some secret. You’re lucid in his cock, eyes squeezing shut in pleasure while you stomach coils up.
“Uh-uh, eyes on me city broad, look at me!” He squeezes your cheeks together, planting a fat kiss on your smooshed lips. He snaps his hips forward, and your head would’ve hit the wall from how good you feel. But Simons still got your pretty face in his hands.
“Gonna have ya allll bare foot ‘nd pregnant, waddlin yer cute ass ‘round here with a ring on that finger.” He’s telling you, as if this is already happened and he’s seein it with his own eyes. All you can do is moan at his words. You can’t even form a sentence at this point. Just nodding your ditzy little head while he gives you his dick.
“Gonna be a pretty fuckin mamma too, fu- shit baby, your pretty tits all full with milk for our kin— damn, you love the sound ‘f that dontcha? You can deny it all ya wont, but she’s achin for it.”
God, you are. She is too. You didn’t even know how greedy your pussy was being as he pistoned in and out of you, “Gonna— gonna cum, fuck I’m gonna-“
“-Yeah, thaaat’s it lucky, come all over your husbands cock.”
All you can utter is a ‘s-shit’ when your orgasm smacks you, your toes curling in your converses, thighs shaking in Simons hold.
The blonde gets you in a headlock, smooshing you down into the floor further, brushing your curls with hay out of your gorgeous face. rutting into you as your walls clamp onto him, begging for his all milk he’s able to give you.
Simon growls, and the strings of cum fill your womb. Your clammy bodies are still stuck together as he rocks the last bit of cum into. Mumbling while kissing your neck, “take it lucky it’s all yours. Gotta keep you nice ‘nd full if you’re gonna get pregnant.”
It’s quiet finally. The barn itself is old and creaks but you can hear the chickens right down the steps clucking, the cicadas chirping, the breeze passing through the trees. The only think you hear are his and your pants,
Simon scoops you up in his arms, adjusting your dress to cover the mess he’s created thats dripping down on that barn floor with every steps he takes.
“Mr. Riley, where are we- where are we going?” You hiccup, gripping onto his shirt. All you can look at is him, a little in shock, a little blissed out. The only thing your able to focus on is the handsome man holding you against his chest. The way his heart pounds louder as he looks down at you.
“To the house. It just won’t take after one go.”
a/n: a draft that’s sitting since last month. Luv you bubs. Can’t wait to write more country!simon
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Car's muffler fell off.
#sent for a tower -> tower looked at it and said ''you can probably just keep driving. just don't rev the engine too much''#so that's what i did. experience was... basically the same as normal (no noticeable sound-difference)#so like. that definitely needs to be fixed after the holidays. but we'll see how that goes.#(every repair-shop is basically closed anyway. so there's not really any point in trying to find a solution yet.)#yes. the muffler fell off on the freeway. but there was a rest-stop nearby. and it was still attached enough to follow me#we will see how much it costs to fix this. and whether it'd be better to just scrap the car outright.#but i don't have to think about that yet. yay.#personal stuff#laughing
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Humans entering space and realizing we are so small. We are mice compared to these giant races with their advanced machinery and technologies and experiences beyond us- except that we're humans. And our engineers dive into the new tech and once we learn the principles we also soon realize how Inefficient everything is. Their "microchips" are the size of cars, their storage drives are basically buildings, and they somehow store less data than ours. So, human companies take advantage, and tech starts rolling out. Massive and there's a lot of wasted space so that it can be managed with larger hands/pincers/claws/tentacles, but also so much more efficient than anything the galaxy has seen before.
Human technicians start hopping ships and upkeeping the general maintenance, the stuff that most aliens put off or don't notice because they never access the crevices of their ships. As human companies become more popular and lead the tech world in everything from warp cores to game stations ("it's so compact! How are the graphics so good?" Says a 60' tall grimbleback, holding a new VR headset that has all of its components included because it's so BIG by our tech standards), soon many things have accessibility ports for humans to be able to use as well. This means that these shiprats hoping ship to ship cause such a huge improvement in everything running smoothly, and there's a huge downtick in pests on ships because those "pests" are not only big enough and aggressive enough to bite a pitbull or a person in half, they're invasive to so many planets and humans hate nothing more than dog killing planet overrunning monsters.
All the while, from the Aliens perspective, humans are an elusive race that don't fraternize much with them. You almost never see a human as most places aren't exactly safe for the little things to run around in. They do export so much stuff though, and the custodial staff at the Central Galactic Outpost insists that there's more humans around than any other race if you just know where to look.
And sure it's somewhat known that some of the little daredevils hop ships and help out in exchange for room and board, usually without permission, but that can't be that common, can it?
Maybe your ship is running better this cycle ever since you stopped at the last station, that just means that tuneup was better than you thought. And maybe for some reason that program you were working on last night is finished when you wake up, but you're so tired maybe you finished it before you passed out. Somehow that faulty light in the galley has fixed itself as well, which is odd, but maybe the Engineer finally got to it. You'd know if there was someone else on your ship.
Right?
... You leave a little bowl of berries out as a thank you, just in case. You're not sure what humans like but you've heard they have a sweet tooth.
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am i dumb for not realizing that jet engines aren't like giant fans until literally this my twenty-ninth year. i thought they needed jet fuel because. they're so big and move so fast 🤦
#AND IVE FIXED CAR AND BIKE ENGINES BEFORE 😭😭#to be fair! engines with actual cylinders don't make the vehicle move by pointing the exploding fuel backwards#also to be fair: that *is* literally how propellers work. i thought jet engines were little props in boxes that spin really fast#.....my brother is an aviation mechanic i guarantee he's known this since he was 12
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fucking blue collar! simon riley at his work place, he was always covered in oil and grease whilst fixing cars, and it was probably the most mouthwatering sight to ever exist. strong muscles straining against his thin work shirt that was slightly stained, with black splotches, his biceps flexing with each move, every little ridge of muscle visible. his prominent veins running long his forearm as he fixed the engine, his large biceps flexing. sometimes, he would work shirtless in the summer heat, his muscular and toned body exposed as it glistened with sweat due to the lack of aircon. his body was slightly softer near his stomach after he met you, dusts of dark hair around his chest and a happy trial leading down his pants.
sometimes you could come and visit him, a small lunch box in your hand with a handwritten letter. simon would ask for you to stay, making you sit in the corner that was probably the only clean part of the garage. occasionally he would talk, telling you about what he was doing and what was wrong with the cars, though usually it was filled with a comfortable silence allowing you to check him out. his cargos hugged his thick things snuggly, tight around his ass and bunching around his bulge. simon was by far not a small man, and the cargos showed it. he couldn’t resist have a pretty little thing like you perched up on the table, your small pink dress contrasting with the state of the garage, all dark and dirty. it was a matter of seconds before his rough hands were on you, staining your unblemished skin as he pulled your small dress up hastily, his large hands exploring your soft body as he grabbed your tits, squeezing them in his hands. “so pretty in this dress luvie.”
simon would have no shame and take you then and there, you bent over the workshop table as he fucked you from behind. his pelvis slamming against your ass, making you kick your legs from the sensation. “feel how deep i’m in you?” he groaned as your gummy walks clenched around him, your small cunt squeezing around him, almost milking him dry. he never held back during sex, tugging on your hair roughly as he called you the most lewd names, making you a drooling mess. the way you two fucked in the garage was dirty, utterly filthy and animalistic as simon rutted against you. sometimes the two of you fucked in missionary, him snuggled into the crook of your neck mumbling about how much he loves you. simon loved making you his little mess, coming in your cunt where if he pulled out it would leak, before spurting all over your stomach and tits, painting them.
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“No...no, focus lovie.”
Simon looks up, sweat dripping down his eyebrows. His shirt is sticking to his abs in a way that tingles under your skin, and you really are focusing.
“Here,” he leaves the screw their, and brings his hand to adjust your wrist because his other hand is completely blackened with grease and oil.
“Okay...” you hold the flash light without moving, shifting subtly to other feet.
Simon goes back to concentrate on the engine, taking out a pipe and motioning for you to show light at its inside cavity.
You lean down over his arm, breast rustling against his sweat slick bicep spilling out of his sleeve.
“Seems like it needs a blow.”
“Definitely needs blowie.” you murmur, turning sideways to find him gazing back with such blazing intensity.
“What ? Look in there Mister Riley—” you scoff, as you catch he hasn't moved his gaze from your neck and jaw.
“—and your hand is... dirty.” you chuckle as Simon completely abandons the screw, his clean ( ??? ) hand coils around your waist in a learnt possesiveness.
“Reckon how angry will ya' be if your dress gets..dirty,” Simon uses that imitation of dirty like he uses at special occasions.
“Mrs. Riley ?” he punctuates squeezing your supple flesh and enclosing you under his weight.
Dragging up his one greasy, deft digit — up your waist, then the side of your breast, circling around your arm to finally plucked away the shivering flashlight.
“Not m-much,” you gasp at hook unclasp so swiftly and subtly. “If you buy me another just as pretty.”
The garage is open in the dusky glow of evening.
“Promise.” he growls over your skin, his soft mouth and sharp teeth grazing at your earlobe in that hungry snarl.
The car isn't getting fixed anytime soon.
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Renault car warning signals you should never ignore as a car owner
#and more#brakes#common Renault car warning signals explained#comprehensive guide to Renault car warning lights and indicators#engine warning light on Renault cars: common reasons#how to handle Renault warning lights for engine#how to respond to Renault brake warning signals#importance of addressing Renault car warning signals promptly#reasons for Renault dashboard warning lights and their meanings#Renault car warning lights guide for owners#Renault oil warning light: what it means and what to do#Renault tyre pressure warning light: causes and solutions#steps to take when your Renault car shows a warning signal#understanding Renault car battery warning signals#what to check when your Renault coolant warning light is on#what to do when your Renault engine temperature warning light comes on#why your Renault airbag warning light is on and how to fix it
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I bought new seat covers for my car and it looks sooooo fancy :) now I just gotta get that maintenance required light to go off lol
#it should just be an oil change and new break calipers#girls and guys who don’t drive you’ll never know how many expensive parts go into a car until they’re listing them off at the car place#saying this this this and this all need replacements#and this this and this are all words that sound like you just teleported to the enterprise engineering section and Scotty is telling you to#fix something or other and you’re like wait I don’t work here!!!#if that makes sense#also mice seem to love my car wires idek where they’re coming from#every time I take it in they’re like those pesky little critters chewed up your car wire thingy yes the other car wire thingy#the one they forgot to get the last time#UGHHHHHH#!!!!#anyway new car seat smell ;)
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