#however. this is not a mom friend davey pass UNLESS

[we-are-inevitable]

the thing about david jacobs is that everything is in character. you try to write him out of character? it’s still in character. that bitch doesn’t even know who the fuck he is himself so how are we ever supposed to get it right. hes so weirdgirl. he’s so murderer. he’s so comedian. he’s so introverted librarian who never speaks. he’s so never shuts the fuck up and everyone hates him for it. hes so club twink. hes so secluded woodsman in a cabin. he’s so lawyer teacher nonprofit owner grocery store bagger barista waiter. he’s so never shuts the fuck up and everyone loves him for it. there is no possible way for him to be out of character if you keep his central theme of 1) autistic and 2) being crushed under the weight of too much on his shoulders (but he can’t take a break, there’s no time for breaks, he has to prove himself (to himself) and he has to make his family proud (they’ve been proud of him for years) and he has to suffer because suffering means you’re getting it done.) and 3) gay

[akingsfool]

A Saturday Gathering

warnings: language maybe?

pairings: take it however you want, nothing is stated (im pretty sure)

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“Don't you have to be annoying somewhere else?” the third oldest of Elmer’s siblings, Elizibeth, scowled. She and her friend were watching a movie in her room peacefully until Sam came in. He was bored. Elmer was taking him to hangout with his friends later, but that was taking forever.

“Not until four,” Sam shrugged. His sister rolled her eyes. Sam huffed and stood up from the chair she had in the corner of her room. His socks rubbed against the rug as he walked out, making his shock the door handle.

“Sam, ready to go!” his older brother shouted from the kitchen. Sam grinned and ran to put on his shoes. If he had to wait any longer he just might have exploded from excitement.

“Romeo! Can you come here please?” Romeo’s mom called from the kitchen. He didn’t even know why she was in the kitchen, she wasn’t cooking anything. Romeo always cooked, so she obviously wasn't cooking.

“Yeah, what's up?” Romeo put down his jacket and turned the corner to the kitchen. His mom was wearing a nice white blouse and a new pair of jeans. He sighed. She didn’t even have to tell him where she was going because he already knew. “Date tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah,” she smiled. He gave her a fake smile. It wasn't that he didn’t want her going out, he was fine with that. But every time she did he was stuck with Juliet. “Hang out with Juliet tonight ok? I know she’s older than you, but it’s not fair to leave her by herself.”

“Yeah mom, I will,” Romeo smiled. His mom smiled and grabbed her keys, opening the door. “Hey, have-” he was cut of by the door closing, “fun. Have fun.” He stood there for a moment, staring at the wall.

“Mom! Have you seen my- oh,” Juliet rounded the corner to the kitchen. “Is mom on a date again?” she asked. Romeo nodded and grabbed his jacket. “Welp, looks like you’re stuck with me. And, it looks like you already have plans. Where are we going?” Romeo rolled his eyes and began to explain.

“See ya, Miss Medda!” Jack called as he opened the door. The woman in question fabulously walked into the room. She looked at the five of her children. No, wait. There was six. Smalls, Spot, Tex, Crutchie, Roger, and Jack. And a dog. She kept forgetting about Roger. And the dog, Roger. Roger just kept to himself. If it wasn’t for the fact that he was always with the dog, she probably would have forgotten he lived with her by now.

“You kids have fun,” she smiled at the six. “And keep an eye on that dog. I know he’s trained, but people would take that dog given the chance.”

“You got it,” Spot handed the leash to Roger. “Let’s go!” The six of them, and the dog, squeezed out of the door and ran to the car. Roger held dog Roger’s leash, letting him get into the car before he did. The dog was laying in Smalls’ lap as if he wasn’t half of Roger’s size. Roger stayed out of the conversation going on in the car. It just didn’t interest him. Maybe if he felt like it he would join in. it might scare Spot though. Last time he scared Spot he accidentally punched him. He was content to stare out of the window, it was fine with him.

“Hiya, Sam!” Les shouted, waving to the older boy as he walked with his brother to the shade tree they were gathered under.

“Hi, Les,” Sam grinned, waving back. Everyone was spread out in the shade, laying or sitting on the ground. Finch and Buttons, though, were sitting on the tree branch just above where Race was laying. If that branch snapped race was screwed.

“Who’re you?” Les asked, looking at something behind Sam. Sam turned around to see Romeo and...some girl? She was the same height as Romeo, and kinda looked like him too. She had long hair that was braided, though. That was pretty much the only difference. Well, that and the fact that she was a girl.

“I’m Juliet. Romeo’s twin sister,” she said, seeming to take pride in the fact that she had a twin. Sam hadn’t been hanging out with Elmer’s friends long, but he knew that Romeo had never mentioned a sister. Must be a twin thing, he decided. Or, maybe it was just never brought up.

“You didn’t tell us you had a sister,” Tommy Boy said, sitting up on the green grass. Romeo just shrugged.

“You never asked,” he said, sitting down next to Specs and Henry. “Where’s Jack?” Romeo asked. “Better yet, where's Kathrine and Sarah?” He was getting hungry and usually Kathrine and Sarah brought the food. And they weren’t here! What was up with that?

“I don’t know about Kath and Sarah,” Buttons said, looking past Sam and Elmer. “But I found jack and the guys...and Tex and Smalls.” Sam and Juliet turned to see six people and a dog walking towards them with smiles on their faces. Sam waved to the six. Juliet just smiled.

“Who’s that?” Tex asked, pointing at Juliet.

“I’m Romeo’s twin sister, Juliet,” the girl grinned. Tex nodded. Jack and Crutchie went off to Davey, Spot went to talk to Race and Albert, and Roger and Roger went and sat in the grass.  

“Who’s older?” Les asked. Juliet looked at her brother and grinned. Sam and Les knew that grin. Their siblings were twins, they knew how it worked.

“It doesn’t matter who’s older, we share the same birthday,” Romeo sighed, shaking his head.

“So, you’re the younger twin,” Sam said, nodding his head and sitting down next to Les. Romeo huffed. “My younger siblings are twins. I know how that works. The older one takes pride in it, the younger one hates it.”

“That’s actually the most i’ve ever heard him say,” Race said. Sam shrugged. He didn’t need to say much. If he couldn’t get his point across in a sentence or two, he didn’t need to say anything. Unless it was his friend or really important. “Why don’t you talk more?” Race asked.

“Because,” Sam shrugged. “I don't like you.” That’s a lie. He liked them just fine. Everyone burst out laughing. Albert punched Race’s arm and Spot just laughed at him.

“Where’s Kathrine and Sarah?” Jack asked when the laughing had calmed down. Davey shrugged.

“We’re here!” Kathrine called, scaring JoJo and Roger. “Sorry, Roger.” The dog licked her hand and Roger just smiled and shook his head. Sarah looked at juliet. She opened her mouth to say something but Juliet cut her off.

“I’m Juliet, Romeo’s twin and the older one,” Juliet huffed a laugh, sitting next to the dog and Roger. Sarah and Kathrine nodded and handed the food to Jack. Everyone passed the food around and took what was theirs. Or what they claimed. Sam and Les sat and watched some of the older kids play a game after they were done eating. It was something weird. It probably wasn’t a game at all. Everyone was just running around tackling each other to the ground and tickling them. A tickle fight. Elmer seemed to be a popular target. It made sense, he was super ticklish. Sam wasn’t even sure how the game started. It probably started because Albert took Race’s cherry sucker. Race tried to get it back but he gave it to Elmer. Sam was pretty sure that Elmer dropped the sucker in the grass.

A few minutes into the tickle fight and everything turned to chaos. JoJo bet that he could climb higher than Specs, and Specs took that as a challenge. He won, but now he was just sitting on the branch and refused to come down. Roger and Roger were running up and down the hill and screaming. Spot and Smalls were chasing the ducks or geese or whatever. Elmer and Race had calmed the tickle fight down and were now watching the chaos unfold. Finch and Buttons were shooting their friends with the buttons that Buttons kept in his pocket. Crutchie and Jack were throwing rocks at swans while Davey was telling them not to. The only ones who weren’t doing something stupid were Sam and Les. And Kathrine, Sarah, and Juliet, who were just talking about random stuff and sitting on the grass.

Sam and Les looked up at Specs. The boy in the tree whipped his head around to look at JoJo. But when he did, his glasses fell. Sam got a little worried when Specs tried to climb down to get them. His foot slipped and he just...fell out of the tree. He hit the ground with a thud. The boy whined and everyone stopped to look at him. Race covered his mouth with his hand when he accidently snorted. Romeo glares at Race as he helps Specs up.

“Dude, shut up,” Elmer nudged Race in the side, trying to stop the the taller boy’s giggles. It didn’t work. “Race, stop.” Race tried to say something but just ended up wheezing.

“I can’t-” Race was cut off by his own laughing. There were tears in the taller boys eyes. Sam bit his lip, trying not to smile. It was a little bit funny. Specs didn’t go up high enough to break anything, just a few cuts and bruises. It was a little funny.

Elmer looked over at Specs and snorted. There were leaves all over him and a bit of dirt too. “Shit,” Elmer laughed, trying to stop himself.

“You guys are jerks,” Specs laughed. Elmer and Race broke down laughing, tears streaming down their faces and they could hardly breath. Specs joined in, laughing at himself. Sam and Les laughed a bit, but not as much as Elmer and Race.

“What if he got hurt?” Spot asked, giving Race a serious look. Race tried to stop laughing to say something.

“Sorry, I-I can’t-” Race laughed and couldn’t finish his sentence. Spot sighed and looked at Albert.

“It’s a very bad reason to laugh this much,” Albert sighed. The redhead smiled and looked at Spot. “There is a better reason to laugh this much, though.” Sam frowned. The red head knelt down next to Elmer.

“Al, no!” Elmer laughed. He tried to get away, but he couldn’t. He was laughing to much. The redhead attacked Elmer’s sides, making Elmer squeal and attempt to kick at Albert. When that didn’t work, Elmer tried to curl up in a ball to protect himself. Spot sat down near Race. Race had stopped laughing as much. He looked at Spot. Spot made no move to attack him. The taller boy looked over at Elmer for one second and Spot attacked his stomach. Race laughed and tried to push Spot away.

Sam and Les just watched this happen. “Does this happen all the time?” Sam asked the younger boy sitting next to him. Les shrugged.

“Pretty much,” Les said.

“Hm, interesting,” Sam said, more to himself than to Les. But Les heard anyway. It was very interesting indeed.

[wheredidallthedreamersgo]

God damn animals 1

So, I wrote something for animal kingdom. ITS not good at all but ya know whatver I wanted to post it. My writing is shit but I had an idea and went with it. Maybe y'all will like it.

So this'll follow the show with some twists of my own. I love Craig Cody. There aren't enough fics for him or this fandom. I started this a while ago like a year ago I think it's ready to be read by other people.

The oc looks however you want her to. But she's short cause I love tall guys with short women.

Warnings: drugs, cursing. The first part is pretty slow

Craig Cody/oc

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Kyha sat at the counter rolling a joint while Smurf made her smoothie or whatever she was making with the loud ass juicer.

She was Craigs girl and Deran's best friend. Which, is how she met Craig.

She was about five foot three and was the youngest of three. She had two older brothers. David or davey and buddy. Her father was the president of the local Vagos biker gang in Oceanside. Her eldest brother Davey or Tink, was a member of the of the gang as well.

Kyah listening to Baz and Deran go over a few details about the job they were about to pull as she was licking the joint closed. She froze when a disheveled sandy haired teen came in the kitchen. She stared at him confused, no idea who he was.

"Wow, I sure would step over you if I saw you in the gutter. Hope that means you slept well, baby. How about those sheets, huh?" Smurf asked the teen. Kyah frowned and sat up straighter looking over to the small blonde on the other side of the counter for an answer.

" 500-thread count, just tell her you noticed." Baz said as Kyah looked back to the teen who nodded still watching smurf. "Uh Yeah they were great. Thank you." The teen said with a strained smile. Kyah grabbed her lighter off the counter and lit her joint openly staring at the boy.

"Only the best for my boys. By the way, this is Kyah. She's Craig's girl." Smurf said as kyah blew out a couple o rings. The boy turned to her and gave her a strained smile. "I'm j." He said sticking his hands in his pockets. Kyah arched an eyebrow at him still confused as to who he was.

"That's julia's kid." Deran said loudly so he could be heard over the juicer. Kyah looked back at him in surprise, raising her eyebrows. Silently asking if he was serious. It was risky in her mind, to bring a stranger in so close to when they were about to do a job. Deran nodded and rolled his eyes over to smurf then back to her. telling her that it was smurfs idea. He seemed to be as unimpressed with this development as she was, probably more so since he was the baby of the family. She tried to remember if Craig had said anything the night before about J. but it was no use she only remembered the drinking and the girl they had brought back with them.

Kyah looked back to J and gave him a sad smile. he couldn't help that his mom was a junkie and had died when she did. Kyah had the distinct feeling that deran had already made it known his displeasure with the situation. She didn't want to add to the boy feeling even more unwelcomed.

"Hey man great to meet you, sorry about your mom." She said holding her hand out to him. He hesitated before taking a hand out of his pocket and shaking it. "Thanks." He mumbled sticking his hand back in his pocket and looking over to smurf.

Kyah turned and offered the joint to deran who came over and gave her the paper in trade. She unfolded it and held it in front of her face as a ruse to talk to deran. She looked up at the blonde who was leaning against the counter beside her puffing on the joint.

"Is this really happening? Or am I super stoned?" She whispered. Her best friend nodded slowly and exhaled a large cloud of smoke then passed the joint back to her. Kyah shook her head in disbelief and shook the paper out reading the head line.

"Sit down, baby. You must be starving." Smurf said. Kyah set the paper down on the counter and leaned over it as J said. "Uh, could I just start with coffee please? J asked. Kyah looked over at him then to smurf as the woman pointed to he corner of the counter behind her. "Right there in the pot." she said and continued juicing. The pretty brunette went back to reading the paper as she puffed from her joint.

"Hey, what did I say?! What the hell did I say if it woke me up again?! Huh?! " Craig yelled pounding on the top of the cabinets. Kyah looked up and smirked then looked over to smurf who had stopped juicing. She puffed out her cheeks and shot Kyah a look. It was something like she knew she had been caught and didn't want to deal with Craigs raging. Kyah smiled and turned her body, looked over at Deran and Baz with a with a knowing grin that they reciprocated. She laughed when Craig stormed into the kitchen completely naked.

"Just do it already, man." Deran said looking over to his brother before taking a bite out of his muffin. "Yeah, do it already, man, yeah." Baz pitched in sipping his coffee. Kyah leaned her elbow on the counter and grinned checking craig out.

"Yeah?! Yeah? Wh-Where is that hammer?! Where is that hammer?" Craig shouted, snatching the juicer off the counter and whirling around to look for the hammer to destroy the juicer with.

"Can't you just smash it on the floor?" Kyah asked with a smile, holding her chin in her hand. Craig turned glaring at her. "Oh, you don't think I'll do it! No, I'm gonna do it!" He said nodding his head. Kyah nodded her head as well, mocking him. He had threatened to do it so many times before that none of them actually believed him anymore. It was just comical to watch him lose his shit.

"Do it." Baz goaded. Kyah giggled and quickly covered her mouth with her hand as she hunched over the counter kicking her feet back in forth.

Smurf sent them all glares and looked back to Craig trying to get control of the situation. "Do it. You bought it." Smurf said walking over to him. Craig stared at his mother visibly confused but still pretty hyped up. He shook his head and Kyah wasn't sure if he was denying that he bought the juicer which was probably a lie or that he was confused and wasn't sure what Smurf was talking about. Either way, Kyah couldn't control her laughter. She snorted loudly and covered her face with her hands as craig whirled around looking for the hammer.

"No, I didn't!" Craig exclaimed looking down at his mother. Kyah spluttered, smoking her joint and coughing when Smurf shot her a dirty look. "Yeah, actually, you did. You always forget my birthday. I bought it for you and I gave it to me. I wrapped it up really nice and I loved it, baby. I still love it." The blonde said placating Craig. He sighed and nodded athen set the juicer back on the counter. Smurf smiled and patted his chest. "Gimme a kiss." She said. Craig bent a little and smurf kissed his cheek

Kyah started crying with laughter. "nice save. The juicer lives to see another day." she choked out wiping away her tears Dean and Baz started laughing with her and she covered her face with her hands.

"shut up Kyah." Smurf snapped. Kyah sighed still chuckling a little bit. Smurf glared at her as Craig squinted at from his post beside his mother and she bit her lip to keep herself from laughing more.

Will your friend be joining us for breakfast?" smurf asked looking between kyah abd Craig. The pair shared a look and craig grinned. "God, i hope not." Kyah muttered picking the paper up. she went back to the article she was reading and felt eyed on looked around. "what?" she asked raising her eyebrows. she stared at j then looked to Deran and baz.

Baz shook his head and she rolled her eyes. "she wasn't that great." sge saud ast tee judgemental look she received. Craig chuckled abd she looked at him for help. "was she?" she asked her man grinned and shook his head. "i don't think so. she cried halfway through then passed out!" She said "alright enough." baz said. she looked over to him offended. "what do you mean enough? i'm not allowed to critique?" she asked placing her hand over her cheat as she asked. she still here. baz said. rose scoffed and rolled her eyes. and? if she could hold her liquor i wouldn't be bitching right now. rose countered as she turned tl look at him fully. let her habder some dignity. bad said rose blinked abd raised her eyebrows.

by the i always wondered whats Cath like? she asked setting the paper down. Craig sputtered on his coffee amd baz glowered at her. she shrugged innocently as smurfk barked that enough rose she looked at the blonde and shrugged what its just a question i mean unless hea insecure with his abilities there shouldnt be a problem. not everuone is as comfortable with their sex life as you are smurf said rose smirkef amd shruggwd smugly. amd thats a damn shame. rise said getting up to bg some coffee. Craig wrapped his arms around her and kissed her head. sge smiled abd rubbed his chest as she looked up at him.

"j you gotta eat something." rose said grabbing an apple off tbd counter abd leaning bavk against Craig. "I'll grab something on the way to school." rose stopped with the apple halfway to her mouth a little shocked that the kid wanted to school the day after his mother had died. she looked over at him slowly then up to craig who was frowning. he raised his eyebrows. and her eyes moved slowly down his body appreciating everything she saw. She shook he "You don't have to go to school. I think they'll understand the reason." She said and bit in to her apple. "Its okay." J said she arched an eyebrow at him. "I mean whatever." She said after swallowing her b bite. "Let him alone." Smurf said glaring at her. She sure did love that look it was like the tenth time that morning. Rose just shrugged and focused on finishing her apple. She tuned everyone else out and fell into her own thoughts.

"rose you wanna go?" deran asked she looked over at him and blinked. confused. "huh?" she asked sitting up more and looking from him to Craig trying to get clues on what they had been talking about. the blonde smirked at her and nodded to J. "wanna go with us surfing?" rose stretched and shrugged with a smile. "Yeah, I'm down." she said abd checked her phone seeing she got a text back from her boss teddy. she rolled her eyes grumbling as shot a reply. "what." craig asked coming over to her. She sighed and motioned to her phone. "fucking teddy man i called him asking for tomorrow off and he's being a dick." she said hopping off the stool. "you never ask off." craig said shocked. "thank you! You think He'd give me one goddamn day." rose said waving her hands in the air. She huffed and raked her hands through her hair regaining control of her anger. "i don't know if i'll keep going. Josey was cool as shit but his guy? no bueno." she said shaking her head. She looked up from her phone. craig rubbed her back and she rolled her eyes some more.

Baz sighed and set his cup down shooting a glance to J who had been watching the little redhead rant. "you can't quit everytime you don't like a boss." baz said. rose chuckled and looked at him with an oh really kind of look.

"I can and I will. I have no passion for it anymore. It's just me pulling everyone's weight and it isn't fair. I barely get paid and I've been a lifeguard for how long baz? i've trained everyone there. i have seniority and just because i look like im a fucking teen he acts like i don't know how to do my job or can't do it. who pulled that fucking giant out of the tide by herself? rose asked with her hands on her hips. "me that's who. Without anyone's help I might just add! can't pull my weight? fuck that and fuck teddy." she snapped rolling her shoulders and looking around the room. " I do all that and he can't give me one god damn day? Nah fuck that, son. i'm calling him. tellin him to hop off my goddamn dick." she muttered brushing her hair off her shoulders angrily. she marched off dialing dialing a number. "Jesus." baz said shaking his head. "I think you hit a sore spot." Deran said with a grin. "Right?" Craig said with a laugh shaking his head. The room felt less tense with Rose out of it and they were able to breathe easy for a moment.

j looked over at Baz before speaking. "are you going?" he asked hopefully. Baz shook his head and pushed off the counter. "i doesn't the night gotta go check on my kid." he said making his way to the sink and rinsing out his cup. he kissed smurf and started leaving when the woman said. "tell cath to bring lena over." He nodded and waved goodbye to the rest of them.