#howthef@

[ploridafanthers]

howthef

[brokendownhomeroad]

Alone for the first time in 15 years. Might be permanent. Whiskey helps...

[nerdtastic-blog]

I made a webcomic. There goes any hope of a social life.

[elriell]

One thing I've seen a few times, which I just cannot understand, is the people who ship Gwyn and Azriel suggesting that Az's response to Cassian asking him if he wants children, "It doesn't matter what I want," means that he hasn't thought of children for himself, because:

He doesn't consider himself worthy or deserving of kids, or

He thinks he would taint them with his touch/self

They are (very nearly) always pro him and Gwyn having children, though. She has "pliant bones," after all 🤢🤮 >>>🤚🏻here's my sarcasm hand, just in case that wasn't clear - that actually hurt to type.

I only ever see - but I could have missed it, of course - people who defend Elain's worth suggesting that Az might not even want kids, regardless of his relationship status. I know a couple of men, IRL, who had issues with their fathers growing up (nothing nearly as insane as Azriel, to be clear), who don't want to become fathers themselves for this reason.

Of course, he might secretly want a family, even if he doesn't let himself dream; we don't know, can't know, because we've only been inside his head for one single bonus chapter.

HOWthef*ckEVER!

When asked to apply their own logic to Azriel's thought that he "hadn't got that far with his planning, certainly not beyond the fantasies he pleasured himself to" (regarding Elain), then all of a sudden he has no interest in a future with her; nope, he clearly doesn't want her for anything more than sex.

It couldn't possibly be that he hasn't let himself think of a future with Elain, because:

Az doesn't consider himself worthy or deserving, of either Elain or love - and if this is the case, he must be toxic 🤚🏻

Az thinks his touching her skin would be "sacrilege," and that he would "taint" Elain with his presence - and if this is the case, he must be toxic 🤚🏻

Az's self-protecting comment regarding kids couldn't possibly be because it was setting up an answer in his bonus chapter.

Ship whomever you want, just please, be consistent with your interpretation of the text, and try to recognise your own inherent bias.

That got longer than I intended... sorry! You have so much patience for this fandom, I'm in awe.

- N

I just want to slow clap it out to this ask to be honest ♥♥♥ Because yes to everything, I don’t even know what to add or say. Yes, obviously ship what you want, love what you love, but like we’ve discussed in this fandom some lines are so blurred lately (exp; pliant bones/elains) that it becomes a little troubling.

And I don’t disagree the is a lot of inconsistencies in people thought process’ but I have given up trying to untangle other peoples trains of thought. 

I definitely think that I interpret it as he has not thought that far ahead because he wont let himself, he won’t allow his thoughts to stray so far and believe he could be with her. Please no apologies needed, I don’t mind at all.

I try my best to keep a clear head and a steady mind, but I have been here a while so it is mostly down to practice ahaha 

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