#hqtas scarecrow x reader

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I apologize if I sent this already but I honestly can’t remember, if it’s alright could we please have the scarecrows when they get jealous??? 🙏🏼🥺

A/N: no worries, you're all good you haven't sent it in yet! And I have no doubt these wee boys can be quite envious lol.

Jealousy Scenarios w/ The Scarecrows

Arkhamverse Scarecrow: 

Jonathan thinks that, much like fear, he’s above jealousy.

Which is exactly why he’s not…jealous of you spending time with the Arkham Knight.

He’s mostly confused, you should be by his side…he’s the orchestrator of this whole night. 

Jonathan will likely think he’s hiding his displeasures, but he actually makes it painfully obvious. 

Jonathan insists…almost demands you stay with him. He finds tasks for you to do…he even begins being more physical with you.

You know you shouldn’t push it, but you enjoy the idea that he cares enough to be jealous in the first place. 

And you don’t miss the soft lool on his face when he notices you staying with him more often. 

Nolanverse/Murphy Scarecrow: 

Jonathan didn’t want too think much of the new psychologist at Arkham Asylum.

He didn’t…at first until they began openly flirting with you. 

Jonathan could barely swallow his resentment when he saw you smiling and laughing with them.

He’d grit his teeth and clench his fists. 

You were far too kind and welcoming for your own good. 

Jonathan makes an extra effort to be more present at Arkham. 

You’re surprised to see him more often, but you’re enjoying having him with you more. 

He sneaks kisses on your cheek and whispers compliments in your ear…

However, you can’t help but wonder where that new doctor went…who has been missing for almost a week now. 

Batman The Animated Series Scarecrow: 

Jonathan aways knew it would be a bad idea to allow you to meet his more…eccentric colleagues. 

But he didn’t think it would be because they were trying to charm you off your feet.

Jonathan is silently seething in the corner, steam about to burst out of his ears. 

Jervis made you giggle. Edward made you blush…

It took everything for Jonathan not to drag you away and keep you to himself again. 

But he didn’t want to take any chance to upset you, so he silently seethed.

Until you come over and hug him…showing appreciation in him trusting you to meet his friends.

Jonathan instantly melts when you kiss his cheek, instantly comforting him without you knowing. 

The New Batman Adventures Scarecrow: 

This Scarecrow…was always weary of someone better coming your way. 

You are so bright and joyous, you deserved better than him.

It was only a matter of time, until the proper partner for you came along. 

He’s unsure what to do when he sees you hanging out with a co-worker. 

Jonathan wants to snatch you away, make your co-worker undergo a terror they’ve never imagined…and just keep you to himself from now on. 

Just before he could dig himself deeper into his envy, you show up with your bright smile and a welcoming kiss. 

You love him openly, unconditionally every time…and this dissipates the gnawing jealousy in his heart.

Fear State Scarecrow: 

Like other Scarecrows, this Jonathan is incredibly observant. 

He’s aware of you being extra cheerful or distracted lately. 

It doesn’t take long for thoughts and assumptions to come up in his mind. 

Some childhood friend of yours has come back to town. Possibly some feelings being re-kindled as well. 

Ironically enough, he feeds himself into his own fear of losing you to someone else. 

He will come up with a plethora of excuses to get you to stay, or have you run errands to keep you busy. 

Anything to keep you near him, but not hinder his plans. 

It’s obvious to you what’s happening, and you can’t help but find it a tad bit amusing. 

Year One Scarecrow: 

Jonathan is extremely protective and defensive of you.

You’re the first bit of peace and happiness he’s found in anyone.

He sure as hell isn’t going to lose you to anyone.

Jonathan gets jealous easily, moreso than either of you like to admit. 

Actively drags you away from someone else and tries to take up your time.

He’s just really used to being abandoned or abused and…he’s not sure he can go through that again with you.

But every time you reassure him, you continue to stay by his side. 

Jonny grows more secure in the relationship and less jealous…eventually.

Masters of Fear Scarecrow: 

Like earlier Scarecrows, he tries to ignore it. 

He knows you’re faithful, he knows you love him and wouldn’t leave him…

But just so everyone knows you’re his…

Jonathan will always keep a hand on your person. 

Whether it’s your hand, your shoulder, or the small of your back. 

He will conveniently come up with plans so you couldn’t go out with someone he feels threatened by. 

It doesn’t take long for you to notice his jealousy. 

You’re quick to reassure him that he has nothing to worry about

Harley Quinn: The Animated Series Scarecrow: 

Definitely tries to hide his jealousy.

But masks it….terribly.

He can’t help it…he adores you, but he knows other people like you too!

How could they not want to spend time with you?

Jonathan tries not to show his discomfort, but you can tell from how fidgety he is. 

His fiddling with his hands, he’s shrugging, and is less sure of himself…more than usual. 

You try to includ ehim, if you can’t, you assure him that you two will spend some quality time together. 

Jonathan instantly perks right up and doesn’t learn why he got jealous in the first place…

Until he gets jealous again.

Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo Scarecrow: 

Likely believes he’s too old or mature to ever get jealous.

Unlike other Scarecrows, you’re likely to try and make him jealous than do it by accident.

Just to see what he’s like…and maybe prove a point out of spite.

Not much works, since he can tell you’re trying to get a rise out of him.

When he does get jealous, it's when you least expect it. 

Jonathan becomes clingy and more physical; holding you, pulling you closer to him.

His attention is now on you tenfold, but he also steals glances at whoever it was that set him off…

This is the closest you will get to seeing him jealous, and you’re absolutely enjoying it before you rub it in his face.

[riddle-me-ri]

Hcs for cuddling with the different scarecrows? -🌹🦢

a/n: aww this will be interesting and just in time for spooky month lol

Cuddling Headcanons with The Scarecrows

Arkhamverse Scarecrow:

Jon would really prefer if you didn’t cuddle with him.

Perhaps before the Killer Croc incident he was more welcoming to the idea.

He was open to having his arm around you and you wrapped around him.

After the incident, while he won’t admit it, he’s more self-concious of his…body and flesh not being..what it was. 

Jon doesn’t understand why you want to cuddle him now after the incident.

No matter how hard he tries to ignore it, to feel indifferent, he can’t deny the human need for physical touch. 

You’ll still likely have to initiate most of the cuddling, like resting your head on his shoulder, or wrapping your arm around his. 

And instead of shrugging you off, he just silently accepts his fate.

BTAS Scarecrow:

Absolutely flustered. 

A red blushing mess that rivals his red shirt and hair. 

Jon isn’t sure what he’s supposed to do–

He tries to muster the confidence to wrap his arm around you in return…

For as much as he refers to himself as the Master of Fear and the Lord of Despair…

As much as he may deny needing it, he adores being close and near you.

To know that you feel comfortable enough with him to cuddle with him. 

It means more than any moniker of his. 

TNBA Scarecrow:

Jonathan is honestly surprised you would even want to cuddle him.

He knows he doesn’t exactly exude a very warm and pleasant aura. 

Let alone someone you would want to cuddle with. 

He’s shocked when you feel at ease enough to nestle into his side.

Jon’s body stiffens, not wanting to disturb you. 

Like BTAS Jon, he isn’t sure what he should do…if he should do anything?

He can’t deny…he does…like having you this close to him. 

Fear State Scarecrow:

You’re lucky to even see him or be in the same room long enough to be able to cuddle with him. 

When he’s on the couch with his nose stuck in books and notebooks, you take a chance. 

At first, Jon is rather annoyed. 

He soon gave up trying to shove you off or discomfort you so that you would leave. 

Then the side of his body that you leaned against began warming up which spread through the rest of his body. 

Jonathan sighs setting his pen and book down in defeat.

He leans back against the sofa with you at his side and he rests his head against yours as he slightly dozes off alongside you.

Year One Scarecrow:

Once Jonathan gets used to the close proximity–he can’t get enough of cuddling. 

Cuddling with you has become one of his ultimate favorite comforts in life. 

When you two cuddle, Jonathan has never felt more closer to Heaven. 

Like other Jons, I imagine this Jonathan can run cold sometimes, so he definitely depends on your warmth most of the time. 

There are a few nights when Jon struggles to sleep. 

On night like these, your arms enveloping his body is the only thing to bring him back from the brink of despair. 

Jonathan immediately sinks his body into yours as some tears softly flow. 

He’s able to go back to sleep, thanks to the warmth and security of your arms. 

Masters of Fear Scarecrow:

Jonathan can’t imagine a more perfect night in.

You two snuggled up together in bed or on the couch.

He could be reading to you, you reading to him, or you two reading beside each other.

All that matters is that you two are close and connected.

Whether that means your heads are leaned against each other or you two are holding hands.

The closer and the more contact the better.

So no matter how wrapped up Jon may get into his story…

You will still be there in reality and not someone of fiction like a character in a story.

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo Scarecrow:

Definitely the type to pretend he isn’t into it.

Rolls his eyes every time you try and lean in for some cuddles whenever you’re having a moment of domesticity. 

Jon will haphazardly return the gesture by wrapping his arm lazily around you or scooting a centimeter closer. 

However, no matter how hard he tries to deny it…you both know the truth. 

Jon honestly lives for moments like this. 

For all the excitement but also very chaotic and unstable…

Since he’s started this relationship with you, he has definitely grown to love the calmness of it. 

And nothing seals the feeling of comfort and warmth than being wrapped in your arms. 

Harley Quinn: TAS Scarecrow: 

Ohhh he loves them and he loves them openly. 

Honestly, if you somehow don’t reciprocate his initiation for cuddles or you don’t automatically cuddle into his side. 

Jonathan will automatically think he did something wrong or you’re upset/uncomfortable about something. 

He will cuddle up to you anywhere, no matter what. 

On the couch, in bed, standing in line, sharing a seat in a booth…

He loves having his arms wrapped around you somehow and your body against his. 

Jon adores it when you link your arm with his and lean your head against his arm or his shoulder.

The man wants to wake up cuddling and go to sleep cuddling with you and every waking moment in between.

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Well, now I want to see the reaction of different versions of Johnny (Scarecrow) to the death of his S/O...

a/n: so the angst continues lol. I'm dealing with a lot of social anxiety that makes me wanna die so it just felt fitting to carry on lmao. The Mad Hatters are next 💙

Content Warning: death mentions, implied violence, and some blood/gore mentions, and heavy angst.

The Scarecrows React to Reader Dying in Their Arms

Arkhamverse Scarecrow:

Jonathan has long thought to be void of emotions.

You being the only person that made him feel anything.

When your body fell, Jon’s heart fell to the pit of his stomach. 

Despite his injured leg, he immediately falls to his knees to try and treat your wounds.

He’s panting, his heart pounding, as he shakes his head in disbelief.

Fear…fear overcame him like he’s never known…even more than when he faced his own near death.

Jon tried to stop the bleeding, tried to relieve your pain.

Fear…despair…guilt…

Jonathan went from being void of emotion to…suffocatingly overwhelmed with them.

Nolanverse/Murphy Scarecrow: 

Jonathan is in denial.

However, as he watched blood flow out from your wound, your body withering in pain.

Jon is dragged back to the harsh reality. 

He attempts to calm you down, he understands it hurts, but you’re losing blood. 

Jonathan barely makes out your faint voice telling him you love him.

He’s unsure how to respond as if reciprocating the sentiment will cement your fate. 

Jon did tell you he loved you, but soon after begged you to hold on, and reassured you would be okay…

Even though he knew deep down it’s a lie. 

BTAS Scarecrow:

No…no, no, no, NO!

Jonathan rushes to your air, the bullet still ringing in his ear.

He cried, screamed for help from anyone as he cradled you into his arms. 

Jon removed his mask and tried to put pressure on the wound.

He shushed you as you began whimpering, he told you to try and relax and breathe. Help is on the way…

Jon continued to say reassuring things to you, but he can’t tell if it’s more for you or himself. 

Jonathan was always scared it would come to this. 

His worst nightmare…to lose you…became a reality.

TNBA Scarecrow:

Everything moved in slow motion.

The knife sheathed into your chest, you fell to your knees after the knife was roughly torn out of you.

Jonathan’s first thought is to douse the assailant with fear toxin–show them fear–

But he saw you quickly losing blood as your face grew pale and decided against it. 

Jon’s mind began racing–no way to contact help, too far out to make it to a hospital.

He still wanted to refuse the inevitable, that you are dying.

For your last remaining moments, he tried to make you as comfortable as possible.

You slowly faded away to Jonathan telling you he loves you and that he’s gravely sorry.

Fear State Scarecrow:

You weren’t supposed to be there. 

Jonathan was in the midst of his most potent toxin yet.

And you were hit head first with it when you walked in and he thought he had the door locked. 

Jon tried to calm you down as your heart continued to pound–wanting to leap from your chest. 

You were panting, choking on the very air you breathed, every breath turning into a scream–

Until your heart stopped altogether and the room got quiet.

Jonathan is shocked as you fall lifelessly into his arms. 

Now it was his turn to live out his worst fear.

Year One Scarecrow: 

Jonathan was panicking. 

He fought between leaving you to get help or staying with you to tend to your wounds. 

He decides to stay until he can get you stable enough to find help or find a way to call for help. 

Jonathan doesn't want to admit it but the situation looks dire.

He tried to stay strong for you, not show any sign of weakness.

But there was no denying you were dying, it hurt even more to admit there was nothing he could do about it.

Jon refused to let you see him cry though. He continued to comfort you and reassured you until the end. 

When your eyes closed and you drew your last breath was when he finally broke down.

Masters of Fear Scarecrow:

As you tried to hold in your blood, you heard Jonathan’s mortified screams.

Jonathan held you bridal style in his lap as he tried to stop the bleeding and prop your head.

He steadily muttered the words "no, no, please…" and "please don't leave me…"

Jonathan looked around. For any signs of another figure.

For the time Batman stalked him, why couldn't it have been tonight?

Jonathan continued checking your pulse, his actions more frantic as your pulse got weaker. 

It didn't take long for him to start sniffling despite how hard he tried to look strong for you. 

He can't help but feel like he had this coming for a long time, he just wished it was him instead of you.

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo Scarecrow:

Jonathan doesn't want to believe what he just saw.

But when you weakly croaked at his name and reached out for him–

Jonathan knew he had to stay with you, despite the instinct to run and get help.

His stern voice was laced with softness as he told you that you were okay and he was there and wasn't going to leave. 

Jon tried to begin tending to your injuries as much as he could but you were fading fast. 

He wasn't one to give up so easily, but he also knew the logistics that you weren't going to make it.

Jon kissed your temple and cheek as you slowly drew your last breath.

He just wanted to make sure you knew in the end how precious you were to him.

Harley Quinn:TAS Scarecrow:

Jonathan’s voice cracked as he cried out your name. 

This-this wasn’t supposed to happen! 

He doesn't even try to hide his horror as he drops to his knees beside you. 

Jon is almost scared to touch or hold you, worried that he might hurt you more.

He choked on his own tears as he saw the color slowly drain from your face.

He does find the courage to gently prop you against his chest and rub your arm in a soothing motion.

Jon shook his head, verbally beating himself up over what happened.

Before Jon finally gave into his tears, you used the remainder of your energy to tell him you loved him and it wasn't his fault.

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Could I maybe request some cuddling Headcanons for Scarecrow from the Harley Quinn show? He's my favorite and his accent makes my brain have a windows error.

a/n: aww I can absolutely do that! This was so cute, he would absolutely love cuddles! I'm still trying to come up with acronyms for this show lmao

Cuddling Headcanons w/ HQ:TAS Scarecrow

Jonathan loves nothing more than to cuddle with you.

He’s a little hesitant at first…

Only because he doesn’t feel like he’d make an adequate cuddle partner.

You see how lanky he is, he’s aware he’s nothing but skin and bones.

However if it will make you happy, he will always be willing to give it a try.

Especially if it’s something he’d like to do as well. 

His long arms encompass your whole body, he might be self-conscious of how skinny he is but he makes you feel safe. 

I don’t know why, but I feel like this Jonathan just exudes his own warmth. 

You’ve almost fallen asleep during these cuddle sessions many times. 

Between his warm embrace and when he rubs his hands up and down your back, how could you not?

Cuddles are Jonathan’s go-to for whenever you need a pick-me-up. 

He’s not always able to, but when he can, he will drop everything he’s doing to be with you and hold you. 

As fun as it is to dose mass populations into fear toxin…

It’s not nearly as fun and lovely as spending the day cuddling with you.

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Okay so we’ve had Mad Hatter and Riddler reacting to the dress….

What about Scarecrow?

A/N: Whelp, uhh…never expected my original headcanon idea of Riddlers reacting to a tiktok dress to go this far lmao. But it only makes sense I go ahead and round up the Dork Squad. 

After this, I don’t see myself doing this for any other rogues (or for any other tik tok dress...I don’t see their reactions being any different than what I’ve already described lmao), so this’ll likely be the end of this wee series I accidentally made lol. By all means though, if y’all haven’t already feel free to do these with your own fave rogues and even do a different dress! 

Just for posterity: here's the tiktok and dress in question.

By the way…this was ridiculously more difficult than the others, just thought I’d put that out there. Most of these Scarecrows are ominous and stoic as hell so it was weird trying to get in the appropriate state of mind for each of them asdfgjk also don’t mind me still playing with headers, this isn’t all the Scarecrows featured, there’s three more sorry if the header is a wee misleading; BTAS/TNBA and Fear State also make an appearance!

Anyways, without further ado, you guys demanded him; The Prince of Panic, the Lord of Despair, The Master of Fear…

The Scarecrows React to Reader in a TikTok Dress:

Arkhamverse Scarecrow:

- To say he was caught off guard would be an understatement. 

- He may be immune to fear.

- Immune almost to a point of being void of most reactionary emotions. 

- Jonathan wasn’t immune to you. 

- He inhales deeply, takes you all in. 

- Normally he'd consider this type of dress ludicrous…

- However he can make an exception for you, as always. 

- He runs his calloused hand along the skin that's revealed.

- Occasionally teasing the skin with the needles from his gauntlet.

- When he hears your soft gasps and hushed moans…

- There's nothing more satisfying.

Dark Knight/Murphy Scarecrow:

- Jonathan won't admit it but he had to do a double take.

- He finally came home from his "experiments" at Arkham. 

- He longed to see you, and was pleasantly surprised to see you 

- So…scantily clad for his amusement. 

- Amused he is, as well as pleased and undoubtedly aroused. 

- Without almost a second thought he drops his suitcase and rushes to get his hands on you.

- As much as he enjoys seeing these sneak peeks at your skin. 

- He yearns to caress and touch you, both with and especially without the dress.

BTAS Scarecrow:

- You have rendered the poor ex-professor speechless.

- And he usually enjoys hearing his own monologues and lectures, so that’s a win!

- His eyes blinking madly, trying to reboot his brain. 

- His ever so pale face, growing ever so red as his signature costume. 

- Jon recognizes the sensations of his heart palpitating and his breaths shortening.

- He's not afraid no….quite the opposite actually.

- He's stunted, unsure of what to do. 

- Jon sheepishly compliments you, even asks if you're some gorgeous dream in the sea of his nightmares. 

- You convince him you're absolutely real. 

- As you wrap your arms around him, bring your body closer to his…

TNBA Scarecrow:

- He’s quite shocked to be honest. 

- Perhaps, even a little confused. 

- Not entirely sure what brought this on, where or why you own such an outlandish dress.

- However, he can’t say he’s complaining. 

- He chuckles deeply, asks if this is for some kind of occasion. 

- You say there isn't one. Just wanted to surprise him. 

- Well, you've certainly done that.

- He's still getting used to being intimate with someone else. 

- However, when you open yourself up to him, you are so vulnerable…

- Just how can he resist?

Fear State Scarecrow:

- For all the fear he wanted to wrought upon Gotham City… 

- The absolute thrill to see it be succumbed in it’s worse fears to reach a precipice of fearlessness. 

- It didn’t come close to how his heart skipped a beat at the sight of you. 

- His eyes widened in surprise at you in the dress.

- Jon practically stalks you as he comes closer to you. 

- Normally, like a couple other Scarecrows, he would find the dress ridiculous, holding no purpose. 

- You may as well just be naked. 

- Yet, with you wearing it, the way it compliments your curves and valleys of your body.

- Teasing the more intimate parts of you with just strips of fabric

- Even the Master of Fear yearns to enjoy the excitement of…other emotions.

Year One Scarecrow:

- Oh…oh boy

- Umm…wow.

- He's always been aware of scandalous wear, especially for women. 

- The only reason he knew was because it was one of many of the "devil's temptations", Granny forbid him to pursue. 

- But now, Granny's long gone. 

- And here you are, looking drop dead stunning. 

- He's gulping for air. 

- For a minute mistaking his reaction for fear when it's in fact…something equally as primal

- You realize you may have stunted the sheltered southerner.

- You will have to ease him into it. 

- Let him know what he's feeling is natural and safe. 

- Be open with him (more emotionally than physically the dress did that enough for you) and let him decide how he wants to…proceed.

Masters of Fear Scarecrow:

- Were…were you trying to give him a heart attack?

- But ooh, the view of you would've been worth it. 

- He never thought he'd ever experience the bliss true love could bring after Sherry Squires.

- Yet, now, Squires couldn't even hold a candle to you.

- She never could, but especially not now. 

- Dressed so intimately and vulnerable.

- For him, because you're comfortable with him.

- You love him and respect him. 

- That's what goes through his mind as he slowly approaches you. 

- He's reluctant to touch you, worried you'll disappear or break somehow. 

- When he finally gets his hands on you, it will be a long while before you can get them off.

Harley Quinn the Animated Series Scarecrow:

- Out of all the Scarecrows, of all the Cranes, of all the Twig Boys…

- This one is the LEAST kept together about you in the dress. 

- Man’s is dead to rights. 

- The only comprehensible sound that’s made is his hushed mutterings and stammering. 

- You can maybe make out a compliment or two out of it. 

- This poor sap is tripping on actual air the minute you start walking over to him. 

- Is there such a thing as being frightened and turned on?

- He's anxious about what to do (and not mess up) but so bricked up to not function.

- Please reassure him and take the lead, he'd be most appreciative. 

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! (2018) Scarecrow:

- Ooohhh this smug bastard. Since I’ve gotten the requests to do this, his stupid smirk grin hasn’t left my brain (not that it ever has left since I saw it, BUT STILL)

- You may see his eyes widened slightly but that's about it. 

- His eyes will scan you up and down, going ahead and undressing what's left of you to be dressed.

- If you're lucky he may have a sly grin on his face. 

- Well, this is a pleasant surprise. 

- Jonathan will try his damnest to not fall totally putty into your hands. 

- He appreciates the view, but you're out of luck if you expect him to…react entirely primal. 

- (Ppstt…top it off with a black beehive wig and a valley girl accent wishing him "unpleasant dreams") (yeah I'm an Elvira stan too go ahead and @ me)

- (man's will fall apart at the seams…or straw rather)

[riddle-me-ri]

Can you write for Scarecrow nsfw HC with female reader 👉👈? ( Can it be the Harley Quinn animated show version of the character?)

Btw I love your writing<33

a/n: I decided to go ahead and knock these out after I finished the cuddling headcanons lol.  Aww thank you so much! I’m glad you love my writing! Also..so sorry I didn’t read the female reader part until after I wrote out the headcanons…but it’s gender neutral, so I hope that’s fine! I’ve definitely got some requests with this scarecrow and a female reader in the future!

Content Warning: highly suggestive content

HQ: TAS Scarecrow NSFW Headcanons

Man is an absolute mess at first. 

Nervous wreck at first, you’ll likely have to ease him into more sexual activities.

He just doesn’t want to disappoint you, but he longs to be closer to you. 

Jonathan’s first priority is always your pleasure before his own. 

Absolutely loves foreplay, he enjoys building up the passion and tension. 

Jonathan adores kissing, caressing, suckling, and kneading your skin. 

Once he gets more confident in the bedroom, he becomes an absolute tease.

“Sorry, love. I just couldn’t resist.”

“Probably shouldn’t say this, but you look gorgeous when you’re frustrated.”

He's definitely more of a giver than the other Scarecrows.

He gets more pleasure out of giving than receiving.

Likely more of a submissive personality. 

He would have no problem waiting on your hand and foot (or kiss your hand and foot)

Jonathan could be talked into some medical play, but it would take some convincing

Not entirely sure why, but I see this Jon refusing to implement fear toxin in the mix. 

Jonathan does want to please you and make you happy, but he has his limits and your safety is his first priority.

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A/N: As promised in my Mad Hatter NNN post, here’s the Scarecrows to round off No Nut November. I’m still experimenting with Jervis and Jonathan, hence why I don’t have many versions of them available or that many posts of them yet. But I would like to get the practice in as I take in more varied media of them. I want to be able to write the Dork Squad to at least satisfactory lmao

This is the end of the NNN prompt post..things..it's literally the 30th lol

As you should all know by this point rip, but in case you need a friendly reminder. I rank these lads 1 out of 10. 

1 being weak ass thirsty simp

10 being winner, winner, chicken dinner…with a rewarding dessert too…I am not well if you can’t tell…

Trigger Warning: suggestiveness...duh

How the Scarecrows Handle NNN

Arkhamverse Scarecrow (12 out of 10):

Well, this will be an interesting…experiment. 

However, somehow he was able to flip it on it’s head. Kinda like how Dent flips his coin, or how fear can easily be flipped into lust. Yes, this would be invigorating indeed.

It went from trying to make push him past his limits…to make him feel even a morsel of the torture he puts you through. Anytime he caught you in one of your familiar tactics to coax him that vulnerable intimate state, he cut you off. 

He was supposed to be grumbling in frustration. He was supposed to be flustered. He was supposed to be hard, not making this hard…on you! Yet, you find yourself being the one taking the cold showers. 

Don’t worry, when he wins he’ll concede to your desires. There’s no denying how pleased he was with the results of this…challenge. 

BTAS Scarecrow (6.5 out of 10):

Jonathan absolutely scoffed and rolled his eyes at the idea. However, he was never one to turn down a challenge, especially on the restraining the humanal response to act upon primal urges. 

However, he completely forgot that while arousal and fear goes hand in had…his experience in the later is…limited to say the list. Only having just experimented with it with you. He stays headstrong for a good while, which is why he barely passes the halfway point. 

Albeit, by November 26th, the man combusts. You shouldn’t look so damn cute in his old GCU hoodie…in just his hoodie. (idk why I headcanon this Scarecrow has a few hand-me-downs from his time studying and teaching at the university((he wanted to burn them but couldn’t find himself to do it, and you can pry it out of my cold dead petite hands)

TNBA Scarecrow (10 out of 10):

Much like most of these Scarecrows he merely scoffs off the idea. What a trivial and childish objective. 

This Scarecrow is hard nut to crack to begin with. To actually get him to bust one? Uhh…yeah no, I don’t see it happening, bud.

While he finds your attempts, amusing. He’s able to refrain from succumbing to his desires successfully. It also helped that he kept himself preoccupied with his new schemes. 

Jonathan does grow to miss feeling that warmth he feels when he’s near you. The warmth you radiate when you two are locked in a passionate tryst. 

He does when, however it’s only ever worth it for the prize of euphoria afterwards. 

Harley Quinn The Animated Series (4 out of 10):

This poor wee baby. When I tell you, man’s wasn’t prepared…I mean man’s wasn’t prepared. 

He lasts a few days, until he sees you, his gorgeous date in a snazzy new outfit for a party held by the Legion of Doom. Poor Jonny is tented up before he even realizes it, and there’s only really one option to take care of it. 

You had a feeling he wouldn’t last the month too long (you cruel, cruel, reader), but you had to admit you found it incredibly endearing. And he still got a reward afterward, if nothing else for being a good sport. 

Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo (11 out of 10):

This damn bean pole. This absolute asshat. (who also has hoodies I wanna steal from)

He mocks the idea at first, but agrees to it. It’s going to be fun seeing you try and entice him, try to make him lose. 

Jonathan won’t admit him, but you almost got him a couple of times throughout the month. The way you left tingling kisses along his neck. You frequently forgetting your change of clothes after a bath…not to mention the Elvira cosplay which just almost cost him his win. 

However, he stood strong against all odds. You never tend to admit to him you were fairly impressed you were sure you had him at the end there. Now, it was time to reward him and he specifically requests you put the Elvira costume back on.