#hsh

[circusshepherd]

IVE BEEN PROMOTED!

If you haven’t played HSH you should

[peculiareyezer]

home safety hotline stamps! (free to use, no permission or credit required)

(and here's the stamp borders too)

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

When

When you let the rain nymph in

[sea-salt-lemon-sugar]

Inspired by @st0rmyskies asked about holidays！

" like that cat with the big pupils beneath the Christmas tree"this image really can't get out of my head 😊

[persy-r-bozo]

this is my attempt to describe Home safety hotline as simply as possible.

[nick-lives]

Before and after Pride Month hits. 🏳️‍🌈

By the way, did you know more than half of Hone Safety Hotline’s cast is gay, bi, trans or queer in one form or another? Happy Pride! 🍀

[hubblespacemission]

put your clothes back on. i wasn't done explaining the plot of home safety hotline

[artisthoi]

quick warm up of Rebecca from hsh

i meant tk draw her a while ago but forgot so heres the diva herself

[zombiekittypets]

my wholesome deltarune au where susie meets dess and everything is ok and fine and nothing is wrong ❤️

[st0rmyskies]

soooooooooo which link is most likely to eat a snickers bar upside down to feel the veiny texture on their tongue? who yearns for the snickers dick vein, stormy?

Warriors tricks everyone in the house into eating the Snickers bar upside down. "Try it."

"Why?"

"It's supposed to taste different, just try it!"

And as soon as they put it in their mouth, he follows with, "See, doesn't it taste like dick?"

Everyone reacts in their own special way.

Twilight - Fumbles to spit the bar back out on instinct, then promptly starts laughing as he's drooling chocolate-saliva down his own chin. He's cradling the disgusting candy bar against his ruined shirt and smack Wars on the shoulder as he's stumbling to the trash can. Later that night he sneaks another one in his room, just for the snack. Sure.

Sky - Stops and stars at Warriors with the bar hanging half out of his mouth. And it's the stare. The one that's giving you a head start Wars and if you ain't smart enough to start running, then you're going to get what's coming to you. (He eats the bar anyway.)

Wild - "I don't taste anything different." "Wi-- Well first of all, you didn't follow directions." "You said to put it in my mouth." "I said to put it in your mouth upside-down." "Why would you want me to eat it while hanging upside down?" "Gods, jus-- nevermind, Wild."

Hyrule - Looks Warriors dead in the eye and slurps the entire bar into his mouth, whole, in an impressive display of throat goatery. He reminds Warriors that "No one will believe you," as he's walking off chewing his free snack.

Legend - Freezes with the bar in his mouth. Squints. Thinks about it. Stares at Warriors in annoyance. "No it doesn't--" "Come on, the vein???" There's a split-second of incandescent rage in his eye before Legend just goes back to whatever he was doing. "You're a waste of oxygen, y'know that?"

Four - Barely misses a beat before spitting the bar right back at Wars and nailing him with it. "I don't like them anyway." (He prefers Milky Way.)

Wind - Rips that candy bar right back out of his mouth and throws it at Warriors from across the room, who starts screeching about the chocolate stain on his sweater. It turns into a hot pursuit around the first floor that goes until an end table gets knocked and a lamp broken.

Time - I'm sure that if Warriors tried this on him, there would be a small audience of curious roommates looking to see (1) if Time falls for it, and (2) if Warriors survives. And when the punchline is delivered he has a moment similar to Legend where he squints, trying to decipher just what the hell Wars is on about, is informed of the dick vein, and very slowly deflates and holds his forehead with one hand. "Warriors, shouldn't you be, oh I don't know, trying to find a job? A new apartment, perhaps??"

[the-kiss-of-wet-asphalt]

Unintentional home safety hotline subplot

[imagine-darksiders]

Went home with a guy, jumped bed with him, immediately left after he lifted the sheets.

Bed teeth.

[littlebunrry]

𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ࣪. ˖ ࣪⭑ ˖ ࣪ ٬ ุ๋ ⸱ ⊹ ｡✧ ﾟ˖

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

Belsnickel doodles!!

[sea-salt-lemon-sugar]

Be inspired by @st0rmyskies 《Home Sweet Home》

I went over this article again recently，I love this series of articles! So I drew a little fan graffiti!

[thatpointything]

A little sneak peek of something I’m working on…