With hues blue and green, Lou was tinged,
Sang ‘7’ in Barça, then grinned
Cos sharing is caring
And H still likes wearing
Lou’s jumper — Um, bro, they’re unhinged.
in-universe, kaisagi is probably the most popular ship. ppl in the blue lock universe also probably make the same "hehe it's called BL TV for a reason" jokes. imagine the discourse
"guys we shouldn't speculate over real people's sexualities..."
"have you SEEN michael kaiser??? if he was straight, he wouldn't wear red eyeliner"
"he's using queer aesthetics to increase his salary 😡"
"is michael kaiser queerbaiting? a deep dive into the german prodigy's career (5 hours long)"