#humourist

[mrsmorality]

so i. uh. postponed the rhaenicent’s reunion in the last episode bc i didn’t want to get Too Heartbroken but now i have watched it and. Uh. i’ll probably kms im the following minutes. they looked pretty tho

(in my dreams they kiss and make up as well as Make Out. they def should hand me the creative direction of the show. oh rhaenicent i would do you good)

[mexashepot]

"Jews control the media"

Ok why is there not even one musical about ANY of the fascinating events that took place during the era of the 2nd temple then, huh?

[callmerina]

alright i need to vent on mermaid melody adaptation in anime because why are they so beautiful here

and then BOOM that shit happens

i think it totally ruins the episode like how the fuck am i supposed to enjoy it if they look like gremlins?

i'm so fucking upset they didn't do the 'pretty artstyle' for Rina and Masahiro's kiss bc it would've been so much better istg

why didn't they keep doing the same artstyle as the 1st episode of pure? why sabotaging the quality of the anime like that?

[dis-astre]

also the mf has known this movie for years and the only time he mentioned it was for saying that the french dub was a parody of the original movie

IT IS NOT A PARODY THE MOVIE IS A GODDAMN MOCKUMENTARY THE MOVIE IS A PARODY THE ORIGINAL MOVIE IS A PARODY PASCAL

[shostakowitch]

and why do i hate eternal hours of fine art drawing in my schedule

was drawing Doryphoros after a sleepless night and accidentally drew the young Blixa's face instead of normal doryphoros face.

i think it's the best fun art

[istherewifiinhell]

Someone should make a supercut of everything they say about yoda on amca... i think it would bring me peace....

[sammperson]

[justakon]

Who do I write like?

tagged by: @codename-freya / thank you uvu tagging: you

[my-balls79]

my mother was ranting at me again, the following is paraphrased: “the fact that you never do anything, can’t manage to do your school work and you can hardly take care of yourself tells me that you are a LAZY person” yes, mother, i am lazy, how could you tell? you do not even know the full extent of it, would you believe that i’m also too lazy to derive pleasure out of anything? would you believe the amount of times i’ve nearly killed myself because i am too damn lazy to be alive? i’m well aware of my laziness. fucking cunt.

[naylor]

I hate that we are living in this timeline lmao

could be worse, honestly... we could live in a world where taylor swift-healy is a thing :/

[mexashepot]

Yanvarina's insta story be like

[steellegacy]

"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." (Jerome K. Jerome, writer and humourist)

Just take a look at our work:

⚜️ Gothic Armor, late 15th century

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„Я люблю работу, она очаровывает меня. Я могу сидеть и смотреть на неё часами.“ (Джером Клапка Джером, писатель-юморист)

Посмотрите и вы на нашу работу:

⚜️ Готический доспех, конец XV в.

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#доспехи #Готика #Gothic #steellegacy #стальноенаследие #Готическийдоспех #доспехиназаказ #armororder #orderarmor #gothicstyle

[deacblues]

noted mathematician and occasional humourist tom lehrer

[unhetalia]

Based on this post. FACE and their skill and interest in the various arts.

VISUAL ARTS:

Arthur's skillset is in sketching and painting people exclusively. He's incredibly skilled, and some his discovered artworks (under Anon) are the subject of a lot of discussion in the art world. There's a gorgeous sketch of Alfred in a gallery that people have been obsessed with for a hundred years, titled by art critics as Beloved, because people (rightfully) believed Anon must have been in love with the subject.

Francis is an all-rounder in this area. Painting, drawing, ceramics and sculpture. Draws and/or paints beautiful men and women he meets throughout history. As a gag gift, every year, he chooses a random Nation and gifts them a giant nude painting of another Nation they've had a crush on.

Alfred prefers architecture and sketches the lead to inventions or building things. He is, however, amazing at capturing landscapes. TERRIBLE at drawing people. He's also a very skilled photographer.

Matthew has no interest in the arts, but does love it when Alfred gifts him little watercolours of the Canadian wilderness.

LITERARY ARTS:

Francis loves discussing and literature, but doesn't dabble as much in writing.

Arthur is the writer, and has published a lot of critically acclaimed works under a pseudonym. Mysteries, romances, fantasies - even poetry and a play or too. Ironically has been referred to as the modern day Shakespeare.

Alfred writes mostly research papers BUT does a great short story or general non fiction. He's also a great humourist in a very David Sedaris style sense wherein he's good at observing and writing about how people act without judging them - for example, he will recount a story about someone stripping in a New York subway and write something along the lines of "If I had decided to strip on the subway, I would have decided to do in June as opposed to December, just so I could give me fanily jewels the best chance to shine. His looked incredibly shy in the winter cold."

Matthew - once again doesn't have any interest, unless you count having a sharp tongue a type of literature.

PERFORMING ARTS:

Francis loves theatre and has acted a fair bit. He's also second only to Austria on the violin. Plays several other instruments, and taught both Canada and America how to play piano. Good at any dance you do at a ball.

Arthur goes to a lot of performances but doesn't partake (a big fat lie - he was in band and played lead guitar and wrote the lyrics. He also did backing vocals - he's decent.) Like France, good at any dance you do at a ball.

Alfred is so good at piano that Austria himself once gave him a standing ovation. He also plays the guitar and has a beautiful voice, though is weirdly stage shy. He loves going to the ballet and orchestras and musicals, and goes a lot with Francis. He loves swing dancing but can't dance anything else (refuses to learn to spite England, who started teaching America just as their relationship was souring).

Canada is an AMAZING dancer. It started as a way to prove that unlike his brother, he was NOT a troublesome student, and grew as he soaked up the attention and praise from England, but it also became something he truly loved. Was also taught piano at a young age but didnt really care for it. Good singer, but will only do it drunk or in the shower.

[marimayscarlett]

Till's poor eyes have been abused and assaulted by these gays with their gay activities.

Meanwhile, the gays thrive on exposing Till to as much gayness as possible. Gay whispering, gay eye contact, gay random kisses with overexaggerated "mwah" sounds, gay hand holding, gay hugging at every opportunity possible..

Life is good.

On a serious note, it's probably amusing, and Till let's it play into his on-stage character, to see the chaos twins be so affectionate with each other after watching them countless of times bite each others heads off.

Hi 🤗

Till has seen it all. All the gay actions there are. He has in fact seen so much that he grew tired of this ongoing smooching, hugging, kissing of the gays™ and had to take matters in his own hands to stop those shenanigans. He tried to ignore it while they get it on right on front of his own stage antics 😤

So he tried to have them leave room for the holy ghost between them, first with gentle persuasion, gotta be sensitive with those kids:

When that didn't help, Till had to resort to more effective measures to interrupt the romantic atmosphere:

But alas, in the end he had to go all in to stop it:

But nothing was effective, the gays didn't let themselves get distracted by anything 😷

Ok ok, for legal reasons, this all is of course a humouristic way to look at it 😌 I agree that Till's annoyance is part of his stage persona and he implements it quite well and in an entertaining way. And I can't shake the feeling that the "in real life"-Till really is bit fed up with them at times, since he damn well knows and witnessed first hand, like you said, that those two didn't hesitate to rip each other's throats out OR just didn't speak a word with each other 👀

But the most important thing regarding this topic is, in my opinion, this:

Meanwhile Till when he's asked about them:

[Regarding my tags on this post]

[thelastrenaissance]

Jerome Klapka Jerome (2 May 1859) was an English writer and humourist, best known for the comic travelogue Three Men in a Boat (1889).

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

Jerome K. Jerome