#hyperbloom

[kamisatomay018]

Look who decided to bless me and make me win my 50/50!!🥰

My DREAM hyperbloom team y’all…IM SO HAPPY!!!

[silvernyxchariot]

My Kaveh Team

It's almost complete. Shinobu still needs work, as you can see, and Kaveh is THIS 👌 close to being triple crowned. As he should be.

Taking a 2nd look at it, it's really not that special. It's just that Alhaitham's not the main DPS and Yaoyao/Nahida aren't available to me. (The metaslaves can stay mad. I kid you not, someone got heated when I said Kaveh was the DPS. 😳) Alhaitham is just there to support his husband, ty. 💅

Sorry for the quality. It's shoddy because I was on my phone for this.

There was also this glich on my laptop a few weeks ago on the team build screen. I was working on Kaveh, looked away for a second, and Alhaitham snuck onto the screen, staring at me like he wanted an apology (when it would normally zoom in on one character). 😭

I do have Yaoyao. But I would only build her to support the Kaveh mains in coop out of spite for anyone who complained about me about using Alhaitham as a support. If you switch to any other Dendro DPS, I'm switching back to Ayato.

[cygnussy]

ignore small number, the only character geared here is Baizhu lmao (Neuvi/Fischl I'm farming the new sets for and Kazuha has my goodgood Viridescent set) but regardless

this feels like bullying lmao

look at them fly!

[art-making-grat]

team comp

okay how are we feeling about this for hyperbloom (ignore the lvl 50 shinobu)

[itsshirosan]

WENUT IS ANNOYING

Raiden Shogun Hypercarry/Overload || Yelan Hyperbloom

[ellimiku]

Neuvillette Furina core with Fischl and Yae as off-field electro application and extra damage. Please don't judge my Yae rotation too much, I am not used to her timings yet. On the other side we have the classic double hydro hyperbloom team with Nahida as the on-fielder. Very comfy pick this abyss as you can do good chip damage in the little damage windows you get in the first two chambers.

[scenearcee]

putting kirara on my team is probably the single best move in genshin I have ever made in my life. Hyperbloom my absolute beloved 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[secondtonon]

Look, until Alhaitham was introduced to us in the Sumeru Archon quest, I had never felt so seen and relatable with a fictional character. The way he behaved, the way he thought, and the way he lived his life. Everything he did and said, while the other characters were getting frustrated or scratching their heads, I was like, "Yeah, I get ya man."

And then one day, as I was looking back on some recent things that came to a close in my life, I realized:

"Forced into a position of authority in my organization during a time of crisis. Couldn't wait to foster the responsibility off so I could go back to my regular job. Still got to keep the pay raise."

...

Hey universe. Where is my Kaveh? Where is my IRL narrative foil?

Couldn't you have given me that instead of a year and a half of stress?!

[projecthyperbloom]

Week 1

I’ve been running all compounds for Project Hyperbloom for a little over a week now. Weight is going up like crazy, it’s piling on faster than I anticipated, I was 243lbs this morning fasted, 21lbs up from April! So this actually exceeds expectations by 5-10lbs, reference projection chart included. I’m on insulin and GHRP-6 3x daily, and pioglitazone and telmisartan once daily. I’ll do a post delving more into the science behind this at some point

Incredibly excited to see how things progress the next 11 weeks. I will be increasing GHRP-6 dose to try producing more hunger, so feeders hmu 🐷

[buryam-soul]

Musings on Cyno/Alhaitham/Candace + language

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Candace tells Cyno he sounds like a textbook when he speaks in the desert tongue. More identifiably rainforest than passing merchants or even some scholars. Cyno confides that Cyrus never told him from where in the Sands he's even from; no tribe to seek out, no dialect to learn from, no folktales or traditions to even remember.

Candace starts helping him learn the Aaru dialect since. "Lending" it to him. Maybe Aaru Village wasn't the home he was born in, but she made sure it was the second home he was always welcome in.

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Cyno taught Alhaitham simple Matra code when he was Acting Grand Sage. "Status check", "ok", and so on, in case of emergencies. Alhaitham first uses this in the Grand Sage office after a long day; stress had stolen from him speech and sign and writing, leaving behind weak taps and scratches of "escape needed".

Cyno starts asking "status check" more often since. Still in code. Even after he returned to being Scribe, even during meet ups with friends, an escape to silence can still be necessary.

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Alhaitham asks Candace why she writes to him in Vedanagari script in personal letters. Her calligraphy is more stilted compared to her writing in Deshret script. Candace admits she craved a connection her father who was an Akademiya scholar; she couldn't spend much time with him growing up due to her Guardian training.

Alhaitham starts writing more letters to her since. Longer letters. About the Akademiya, calligraphy, and maybe someone who knows what it's like to seek your parents through written word.

[silvernyxchariot]

I'm having fun with these types of blogs.

Tell me a team composition that you love, but would have meta players raving, flaming, and crucifying you for.

For this blog, I define "meta" as the "most effective tactic available." In Genshin's case, ways to clear Abyss with 36 stars the fastest way possible and teams that cause the most damage. These teams are often repetitive across accounts, such as Raiden National (Raiden, Xingqiu, Bennet, and Xiangling) or Morgana (Ganyu, Mona, Diona, and Venti).

Much like my previous blog, I will not reply back to any comments. My purpose for this blog is to learn how others have fun with their Genshin teams.

This is a free/"safe" space to rant, but remain courteous and respectful in the comments section to others and me. Please. I will not tolerate anyone who wants to have an argument, be a snarky bitch, or give unsolicited "advice." I will block those involved.

Example, ofc, offered below the cut:

Old photo, Shinobu is now lvl 90. Anyway, my Kavetham team is the one I get the most backlash for. While it does have meta qualities, Xingqiu + Kuki + Dendro = Hyperbloom, the metaslaves cry so hard that I put the Kaveh and Alhaitham together.

"Kaveh and Alhaitham don't work together."

"They have no "synergy.""

"That's not enough dendro application."

"They're like lathering mayonnaise onto a CPU."

No. They're not "mayonnaise" and a "CPU" or water and oil. They are two Dendro units that provide dendro resonance, can be major powerhouses alone, but even more dangerous together.

I made it work.

Kaveh made it to Abyss floor 11, chamber 3. If they were all fully built, they would be MENACES. The best built is Kaveh at C2R5, Talents 6/7/9, artifacts lvl 20. Everyone else is still a WIP, low talent levels, artifacts lvl 0-5, and weapons lvl 20-80.

My rotation:

¹ Alhaitham's skill and burst (or just skill, if his burst isn't up)

² Xingqiu's skill or burst for hydro application

³ Kaveh's burst and skill to detonate the cores and apply more dendro

⚡️ Shinobu is there to be the responsible one(/hj, the healer) that makes sure the boys don't get killed and she applies quickening and hyperbloom. Kaveh is more or less self-sufficient with his passive and can keep himself alive.

Although Kaveh is my dendro main, I switch between Kaveh and Alhaitham as I see fit. To make it less meta, Xingqiu and Shinobu can actually be replaced with double hydro (ex. Mona and Barbara) or Hydro+Zhongli, because gods forbid Alhaitham takes damage from his own cores.

It works if you rotate it right, but no one wants to put in the extra work to figure it out. The meta creates a close-minded set of builds, and it's filled with people who just want those giant crit numbers. I don't deny the meta characters, teams, and builds do great damage, but the metaslaves so often claim their unwarranted "advice" is just "worry for the team's functionality," like "I asked if my Kaveh build was good, not if Kaveh and Alhaitham had "synergy."

Me with my team building & scheming shenanigans:

On a silly little note, I have decided to build DPS Noelle and QiQi, both characters that have been tossed aside by the meta. I'm so excited to build them.

I've asked this on Hoyolab a few times in BottleMi but the response was tepid. Only 3 brave souls decided to share their thoughts. I saw two teams of full DPS units and a Yoimiya main who said "any Yoimiya team" (they didn't elaborate further).

Yes, yes. I know. "Play the game however you want. 🙄 Why are you complaining? 😂" Oh, darling. It's ✨️cunt hours✨️ right now. And I'm sitting here with my wine ready to read. 💅🍷 📖 Rant to me, darlings, and I will listen.

[lotus-pear]

ok wait does anyone know a rly good kaveh build or good team comps bc this man is NOT doing any damage 😭😭😭

[runawaymun]

ran the theater yesterday and this killed me dead lmao. This was in a theater with my built Alhaitham, Wrio, Ganyu... This isn't even the hardest I've seen him hit and it's not a nuke. It's just one of his burst's spirit veins and he shoots off 12+ of these suckers in twenty seconds, which is on top of all of the gossamer sprites, gossamer splices, and normal attacks helppp

I really am not lying when I say he's the strongest DPS on my account 😭 he's too powerful what have I done.

[tapenessa]

i refuse to get back into genshin but i do kinda miss the days when me and my brother would run domains trying to get good artifacts for his ganyu that he never used and both of our builds were absolute ass so it took way too long and we would rage quit and waste so much resin and it got so bad we started using our primogems on resin because we ran out but when we got a good artifact it was lie jesus himself came down from the heavens and we would celebrate by going to 711 😭

[zhongscara]

12-3 first half is easy peasy and then you get. fuckass papilla.