#i PRESUME it's not

[adobe-outdesign]

recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen

[shoomlah]

Everyone saw Crowley dressed up as Nanny Ashtoreth and wondered what she'd look like as a mid-century pinup, right, all of us, not just me 😬

[catadromously]

despite everything, it's still you

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[thechekhov]

I have this conversation with myself at least once a month. 

[wellship]

"Don't you ever shut up-!?"

[akanemnon]

But they refused

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[javic-piotr-thane]

HE WANTS TO MOVE A PREGNANT WOMAN TO WHAT

"ZERO HOURS"

EXCUSE ME

just catch me up real quick - is this still meant to be a code for "turn them to ash before they generate any cost whatsoever"

[hussyknee]

my disabled ass, after (1)good day: "obviously I am cured. in fact it may have all been in my head. who can say? now to rejoin society!"

me, the next day: "it has come to my attention that i may be chronically ill."

[adobe-outdesign]

there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained

my personal favorite was the Gelert one

[tigerdragon1001]

Hey everyone look at my fuckign isopod

Thank you have a good day

[dear-ao3]

oh the ferrari tea i wish i wasn't contractually prevented from spilling...

CHARLES LECLERC??????

[saym0-0]

this is them. 2 me.

original under the cut vv

[pangur-and-grim]

Can we see what Grims parents looked like? if photos are available of course.

I have a couple photos of her mom!

the last one even has little Grimmy, on the lefthand side.

I used to have photos of her father, but I can't find them anymore. he was a brown classic tabby with heavily ticked fur, and looked like a Domestic Shorthair

[thechekhov]

👌Content™

[vaguely-concerned]

So much of Garak as a person starts to make sense once you know his childhood was a fucking gothic novel. His main playground was a graveyard and he'd play pretend by perfoming improv eulogies to an imagined audience. For a long time his main touchstone for most important figures from recent history is 'oh yeah I know about that guy my dad buried him. great flower arrangements for that one'. He finds out later his 'parents' are actually a brother and sister who had to get married to avoid the utter shame and social devastation of having a child born out of wedlock, and they live in the basement of his biological father's house. (the madwoman in the attic vs. the tiny elim in the basement.) His biological father calls himself his uncle and locks him in a closet whenever he fails to live up to his insane and unpredictable expectations and everyone just has to act like that's normal and expected, and his will hangs over everything at all times, unseen but always felt keener than anything else. The father who actually raised him grows the world's most beautiful (and as it turns out, most poisonous) orchids and keeps the mask of a god hidden in a box in his work shed. Everyone in the house is choking down secrets like it's the only air they know how to breathe anymore.

What I'm saying is that right from the get-go this guy never had the faintest shot at turning out normal, so I'm glad that by middle age he's found a way to get a bit silly with it as he continues to be deeply deeply not normal about anything ever <3