yyh cast pet type headcanons!!
i am thinking about them and i am giving them animals to hang out with. yeag
hiei - falcon
falconeers don't really own their falcons. it takes a long time to build trust with them, and they can fly away at any time. they are wild animals
i think hiei would appreciate that untamed quality, and the speed, sight, and skill of them. i think he'd want a capable animal companion, if any at all
note: kuwabara would be freaked out by the emphasis on competence/functionality as well as the impermanence of it. he views animals as creatures to be protected and cherished, while hiei would rather spend time with something capable, self-sufficient, and useful (stealing this idea from my eikichi fic bc i think im right)
the closer an animal or an animal-owner relationship is to a baby/baby-parent relationship, the further he wants to be from it. it grosses him out a Lot. to him, it's like adopting an adult and then babytalking it
most peer-like relationship with animals
kurama - chia pet lol ferret/rat
i think he'd enjoy small, clever troublemakers
there's some tension inherent with kurama owning any prey animal (i think they sense his foxness), but if he finds one that isn't bothered by it, i think they'd get along just fine
enjoys training them
could keep them in his hair lol
somewhat used to short lifespans relative to his
relates to them and how they feel as animals to some extent, but he's much more likely to take control via a caretaker role than treat them as peers, like hiei
botan - chinchilla/sugar glider
i just think she'd like something soft fluffy and exotic. just seems like it'd suit her :)
pretty strong anti-reptile anti-bug bias. they freak her out
open to birds of a certain flavor. i think she'd like doves and pigeons for their dumb sweetheart-ness
also most likely to get something like a mini pig or a pygmy goat, though i think she would feel quickly overwhelmed by them
kuwabara - cats
obviously. *gestures to canon*
if i had to guess at a reason for it i'd say it's a matter of feeling appreciated. you generally can't get cats to do anything they don't want to do, so that means when they show you love, it's extra special. and i think his perseverence with challenges could help him win over even the most reluctant of cats, as well as his gentleness and unconditional love towards those critters
i think kuwa likes winning animals/people over and feeling chosen and seen
strong preference for very social animals, particularly mammals (so not, like, hermit crabs). i think he'd like dogs too
hates mice, so kurama's rats would be a bit weird for him
not huge on fish or reptiles, but willing/able to admire the coolness of them after freaking out for a bit. not huge on bugs and usually doesn't get over that
yusuke - it's complicated
i hate to say it but i don't think yusuke's really an animal person
HOWEVER. i do see him having a 50-year love-hate relationship with a sassy parrot. idk why i just think he'd argue with a bird
less used to short lifespans relative to him, would probably do better with something that lives longer, i.e. a parrot, while he's adjusting to that reality
bonus points bc he's kind of a bird (puu bird imagery)
though i think he'd appreciate feeling wanted and loved, i don't know that the responsibility of a pet would make him feel grounded and secure (i.e. kuwabara), but more anxious and constricted.
his carefree lifestyle would conflict with high maintenance pets, so he probably avoids them for a long time until he's ready to settle down
i think he likes dogs like he likes kids. they're cool to spend time with, but he's probably not gonna feel ready for them until they get dumped on him. i can see him dogsitting for keiko.
shizuru - cats, but for different reasons
a bit like hiei, i think she appreciates self-sufficiency and independence
not huge on kittens, see above
would really like a very chill very lowkey cat
yukina - hear me out. it's not birds
ok. i know birds are probably everyone's first thought bc of her bird friends at tarukane's, but i have a counter-proposal:
i think yukina loves birds but wouldn't want to trap them. she strikes me more as a feeding-birds-at-the-park type + knows what it's like to be trapped (and resents it)
she would be very willing to take in a wild bird that, due to injury or illness, could not be re-released. i think she'd love that
instead, i propose: hermit crabs and brine shrimp
yes im making her be into sea monkeys
my justifications for this are pretty limited. i mostly just think she'd be really into little guys. and i think she'd have a bit more interest in pets that would be considered weird or boring by others (i.e. cockroaches, beetles, tarantulas), especially if they come from non-icy climates. i can picture her holding everything from an iguana to a maggot with similar enthusiasm. but i think she'd likely start with small aquatic guys
plus, she feels a lot less bad about the trapping thing because they need to be in water to survive. it feels more right to her
anyway i just feel like she'd enjoy aquatic stuff. maybe because it's novel, if the ice world was too cold for them to be accessible
i like to think there's ponds on genkai's property that she could put koi or turtles in
oh dude can you imagine her with a frog terrarium bc i can
likes mammals as well, but fascinated with cold-blooded creatures due to novelty
keiko - hamster/gerbil/dog
i also struggled with her a lot, but i think she'd be a dog person
AND i also think she'd be into those small rodents, i.e. hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs (for smth bigger). maybe she had a few as a kid and never really got bored with them like others did. quite passionate about their value as pets, very upset about how they are treated by broader communities
part of me says she'd want a little dog and part of me says she'd want a huge rowdy dog (a bit like yusuke), so maybe she can have both. as a treat :)
though if i had to place anyone as interested in raising farm animals (as livestock or as pets), it'd be her. idk why but i can see her caring for geese and pigs and stuff. she wouldn't mind the hard and often dirty work of it
genkai - tortoise
i think she'd appreciate a slow-paced, low maintenance kinda guy
long lifespan bonus
it's really easy for me to imagine a big tortoise on her compound just free roaming
or perhaps little turtles in ponds around the property
plus turtles kinda inherently have old lady swag to me
toguro - snake
he's used to things kinda climbing all over him
also appreciates the low maintenance aspect
would probably look at a snake dislocating its jaw to eat something whole and go "would you look at that,, you're pushing your limits to feed yourself,,, for you it's a matter of survival. truly i have much to learn" or some shit
sensui - chickens
uh. i don't have an explanation for this one. i think he and itsuki would raise chickens that's all
i think he would carry them under his arm and he'd like watching them walk around
koenma - dwarf hamsters
just the tiniest little fit-in-your-palm types. makes him feel bigger
i can just imagine one of those wire cages behind him in his office idk vibe checks out
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i know i’m on break and this isn’t a full sign i’m Back but i just woke up aroused as all hell from a really good dream and i need to share it because i think i’m gonna need to cum before i can sleep again holy shit
so the dream was inconsequential until the last bit, a few friends were over and we were hanging out and just chilling, i think we had been at the mall earlier. and one of my friends was a little uncomfortable-looking, until he whines out of nowhere:
“I have to peeeee. can i peee?”
i’m trying my best to be as normal as i can about this and i’m like “wh- yes of course it’s over here” and i show him where the bathroom is. while he’s in there i’m on instagram checking stories and i notice something in his story from earlier while we were out at the mall:
he was visibly potty dancing in the video. like, being all excitable and happy, but he was clearly dancing around and like pushing his legs together and swaying around. it looked like he was trying to disguise it as just being excited but the way he was jumping around and swaying was very obvious to me, especially given his whiny admission earlier.
i’m doing my damndest to not be so horribly turned on by this all from my friend, but i swipe up on his story and chastise him for holding it when he could have said at any time he needed to pee and i would have helped him find a bathroom. then i think he responded along the lines of,
“i know. B-but i just peed yesterday! it’s not fair :/“
he doesn’t have a piss kink as far as i know and he doesn’t (at least to my knowledge) know i have one either, so he has no clue what he’s doing to me. i chastise him a bit more, relate with the sentiment a little bit (i get very annoyed about needing to pee when i’m non-sexually age regressed bc it’s usually when i’m stressed) and then when he comes out of the bathroom i’m immediately scooping him into my arms on the bed and we’re cuddling (and i’m desperately trying not to grind my dick into him)
again, he doesn’t know how into this i am- or, if he does, he hasn’t let me know. we kinda fool around a little bit as friends (long distance bc we’re far apart) and i can’t say i don’t have a little bit of a crush on him, but this was… mmngh. fucking hell. i need either a cold shower, my vibrator, or a fucking priest now
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