Stuff people at my high school have said or done
⢠âIâll just pretend I broke my ankle. Iâll limp a littleâ
⢠âYouâre face doesnât even have many bonesâ
⢠âDo you wipe your ass with your fingersâ
⢠âI look cute though so Iâm saving itâ
⢠âTheyâre not dirty minded they just have a sexy brainâ
⢠âThis is not a good situation now. Iâm not happyâ
⢠*sleeping in class and randomly screams* âSTOP!!!â
⢠âIâm coloring my weed symbolâ
⢠âI stretch pretty violently Iâm sorryâ
⢠âI look like Iâm more full of life than youâ
â˘âIâm a good personâ âhaha okâ
⢠âIâm gonna round it to the nearest 11â
⢠âYou donât always have to swallowâ
⢠âWhat a fucking time to be aliveâ
⢠âwhy are you harissing meâ
⢠âThatâs why you turn around and punch him in the faceâ. âI donât have timeâ
⢠âYou are the highest gradeâ
⢠âDoes it taste normalâ. âNo it tastes goodâ
⢠âWhy are we all up in this cold ass blueberryâ
⢠âThe sun canât be that hotâ
⢠âI could have overreached but that would make me stupidâ
⢠âIâm all muscle bro, itâs tight on meâ
⢠âIâm a stripper thatâs how I make my moneyâ
⢠âYouâre my momâ *talking to the teacher*
⢠âAre you highâ âjust get it offâ
⢠*laughs normally* âyou sound like a pedophileâ
⢠âPinkie ring until I rollâ
⢠*about to jump off a cliff in a video for free diving* âpush herâ
⢠âCapitalism is okâ
⢠âItâs so funny how you can be alive one second and dead the nextâ
⢠âChange the m in marijuana to a j. Jarijuanaâ
⢠*teacher puts desk in the hallway*
⢠âHe smoked waterâ
⢠âYou canât speak Latinâ âCan you?â
⢠âMay I acquire a pencilâ âyes you mayâ âhave a blessed dayâ
⢠âIâm going to write a book about how depressed I amâ
⢠âGod has forsaken meâ
⢠*girls trying to stab each other with scissors*
⢠âI got a pretty long weenus. It looks like a penisâ
⢠âMy skeleton is twerkingâ
⢠*draws a skeleton twerking* âthis is why itâs fun to learn artâ
⢠âWhy does he have eye holes?â âHeâs a skeletonâ
⢠âDonât get my businesses â
⢠âYOU ARE A WHOREâ
⢠âlove is so goodâ
⢠âHappy 17th day of birthâ
⢠âYou know itâs cold when you walk outside and itâs cold
⢠âwhy are you smiling like a creep Jess?â âThatâs my normal faceâ
⢠âIâm living my best life, right here right nowâ
⢠*About thirty kids doing nothing but snapping*
⢠âYes, I am very racist about smart boardsâ
⢠âI used to be like ;) but now Iâm like :|â
⢠âPhysically Iâm here but mentally Iâm still at homeâ
⢠âEmotions are like hurricanes. They never go where they are suppose tooâ
⢠âit took me a whole 27 minutesâ
⢠âI would pay for the fire alarm to go off againâ
⢠âWhy did we get such a gay name like Florenceâ
⢠âthis is my dadâ *points to Albert Einstein
⢠*A REAL debate on wether to rip the clippy part off of mechanical pencils*
⢠âNot gonna lie. I grinded a friends marathon this weekendâ
⢠âFINISH THE TEAâ
⢠âYou should know to never mess with another persons tech deckâ
⢠âShe has a thing against white people even though sheâs whiteâ
⢠âSpeak of the devil. All white, what a frightâ
��� âYou are a childrenâ
⢠âYou think a bull in a china shop? How about a bomb in a restaurantâ
⢠âMe doâ
⢠âI cheesed myselfâ
⢠âI never said I was going to jump you at Bojanglesâ
⢠âKnitting is VERY funâ
⢠âIâm not good enough, Iâm great enoughâ
⢠âNorth Korea, South Korea, Same thingâ
⢠*drops pencil* âNOOOOOOOOOâ
⢠*light flickers* âexcuse youâ
⢠âYou can make Australia bigger?â
⢠âWhy donât we burn people at the stake anymore for doing crimes. It was proven very effectiveâ
⢠âItâs like I went into the pits of hellâ
⢠âCan I borrow her crutchesâ âShe has a lotâ
⢠âYou have arms?â
⢠âI was born thickâ
⢠âI wasnât sick I was drunkâ
⢠âbe a good person. Go go goâ
⢠âLotion and ravioliâ
⢠âIt smells like weed in hereâ
⢠âF*ck oxygenâ
⢠âbring it back tomorrow or you dieâ
⢠âTables are for glasses, not assesâ
⢠âStick it in between her boobsâ
⢠âA lot of religions end in ismâ âChristianiaismâ
⢠âI just want someone to snort my ashes. That would be cool. Mix it with a little cocaineâ
⢠âThe United States of Australiaâ
⢠âClark Kent who. Iâm kidding, thatâs not even Spider-Manâ
⢠âMental cheeseâ
⢠âYour blood is not supposed to make whistling noisesâ
⢠âWho sleeps on a Friday nightâ
⢠âA whole ass raceâ
⢠âthatâs a sexy buttonâ âI know rightâ
⢠*Screams* âand....â
⢠âJudaism is neither a religion or raceâ
⢠âHave you ever met someone and thought âwow. I would feel no remorse killing youââ
â˘âI hate this school with a burning passionâ
â˘âBeep beep in your seatsâ
â˘âWhat is wrong with the world? The simulation is breakingâ
â˘âWhat if weâre each otherâs dadâ
â˘âYou use mental gymnastics to get around your head and get what you wantâ
â˘âYou canât just roll up to North Korea. You have to beat me in bingoâ
â˘*teachers wear a dress and played despacito on the trumpet*
⢠âHeâs a stingy boiâ
⢠âA for anarchy? Dude i wishâ
⢠âshut up Iâm chokingâ
⢠âThe snack the smiles backâ âGOLDFISH!!!â
⢠âWhereâs the pointy boi?â âI donât know. I have the thick boiâ
⢠âDude. Fish canât talkâ
⢠âStop taking my eraserâ âitâs a rulerâ âit can be whatever it wants to beâ
⢠âA female vacuum is attractiveâ
⢠âI can love you but not like youâ
⢠âI am mother gothel mentally, physically and spiritually
⢠âMother gothel is my religionâ
⢠âIM GETTING A COW!!!!â
⢠âItâs like Leonardo DaâVinchi but instead itâs Leonardo Decaprioâ
⢠âI wish I had some crippling disease. Schizophrenia would be niceâ
⢠âIâm gonna kill someone for the rush of adrenaline Iâll get. Iâll get pumped, then Iâll work outâ
⢠âShould I become an important political figureâ
⢠âMy cats might have eaten himâ
⢠âWho else is trying to overthrow the governmentâ
⢠âWhereâs our kid?â âHe looked at me funny and I had to teach him a lesson. I flushed him down the toiletâ
⢠âI text Jesus all the timeâ
⢠âYou are a saucy boiâ
⢠âYour neck is really soft. Do you know that?â
⢠âUm. No professor. I donât give a fuckâ
⢠âBro I look like a whole ass beetleâ
⢠âYou know? Iâm definitely going to hell. But Iâve accepted thatâ
⢠âWe need to go to the woods and have a collective cryâ
⢠âMoths = whoreâ
⢠âCan we watch more food videosâ
⢠âJust outlive the old people and health care prices can go back to normalâ
⢠âLetâs just start the gladiator games again to handle populationâ
⢠âIâll be Michael Phelpsâ
⢠âDonât you just hate it when Nolan steps on your 69 Barbie headâ
⢠âHeâs so 20â
⢠âLITTLE BOY! WHERE ARE YOUR NIPPLESâ
⢠âYou guys disgust meâ
⢠âI thought I had a good nights sleep but then I stood up and was like âoh noââ
⢠âyou look better as an appleâ
⢠âWhy the fuck does it smell like weed in here. Mrs. Burch be blazing it upâ
⢠âWhat is the coast of South Carolina growingâ âFishâ
⢠âWhy are we here on Halloween but not on Thanksgivingâ
⢠âEven though Iâm 18 I still might go trick or treatingâ
⢠âAll minors should be allowed to trick or treatâ
⢠âTomorrow is not today, is it?â
⢠âah yes, the glorious uno and dosâ
⢠âI think Kanye is a crackheadâ
⢠âLike. Sheâs not hideousâ
⢠âCasserole and Gatorade?â
⢠âThatâs what Googleâs for girlyâ
⢠âthis class has corrupted meâ
⢠âYou stepped on my fatâ
⢠âWhat would Jesus do?â
⢠*Squeaks kazoo in anguish*
⢠âWeâre going to watch a video about the depressionâ âweird, nobody has been following me around with camerasâ
⢠âApproximately 50 minutes till ice creamâ
⢠âDid you know heroin is not good for you?â
⢠âI have the constant need to fight myself and my demonsâ
⢠âwhat the hell?â âI knowâ
⢠âyou are crack-a-lakin me upâ
⢠âI have no muscles so whatâs the pointâ
⢠âFlex on the leglessâ
⢠âdidnât that movie come out in November? Fifty shades of green?â
⢠*County music blares from another class down the hall*
⢠âI got a twin brotherâ âWhatâs his nameâ âPjâ
⢠âKeep the iPhone in your earâ
⢠âSuper white red lipstickâ
⢠âThey just need a lot more dollarsâ
⢠âDonât be like Anthonyâ âIsnât he your sonâ
⢠âThereâs a lot that needs to happen in the next.... todayâ
⢠*Plays bagpipe music walking down the hallway*
⢠âSay sorry to Billie Eilishâ
⢠âWe should make army merchâ
⢠âSome of us have bitch lipsâ
⢠âTime is moco locoâ
⢠âAlfred Adler sounds like Adolf Hitlerâ
⢠âAlbert Einstein is my favorite presidentâ âYESâ
⢠âItâs winter berriesâ
⢠âShe just unfollowed your assâ
⢠âDo you ever get so mad youâre like rrrrrâ
⢠âBear Grills filtered that shitâ
⢠âThe US army is trying to recruit us with socks and bandannasâ
⢠âThis dude tastes badâ
⢠âIâm a sophisticated retardâ
⢠âItâll get your heart rate upâ âI think asthma will make my heart rate go downâ
⢠âShe was like egh and the he was like EGHâ
⢠*Door wonât open* âDISRESPECTFULâ
⢠âif she wasnât my sister she would be my babyâ
⢠âWill you let me make love to an Oreoâ
⢠âDirections turn me onâ
⢠âIâll eat youâ âDude thatâs gayâ
⢠âyouâve been had a 69 in hereâ
⢠âIâm gonna be real with you. Hayden is a whole ass lesbianâ
⢠âIâm sorry that picture is ugly. Sorry sisâ
⢠âA whole jump suit with pikachu on itâ
⢠âHeâs been birthedâ
⢠âRu Paulâs drag race has been draggedâ
⢠âImma sip some chlorineâ
⢠âwhy do you gotta throw upâ
⢠âsuicidal dog collarâ
⢠âIâm pulling out Murphyâs head assâ
⢠âyouâre gonna be single foreverâ
⢠âDo you trust me?â âNoâ âwhyâ âyou know whyâ âI told the truth afterâ
⢠âI didnât mean to make her suicidalâ
⢠âI did it in the most respectful way I possible couldâ âoh Jesusâ
⢠âitâs not my fault she had that much of a connectionâ
⢠âsheâs a sly bitchâ
⢠*dresses in a Thomas the train hat and plays Thomas the train theme song on a piano*
⢠âIâm getting better at thisâ âwhatâ âthisâ
⢠âItâs just my master plan to manipulate peopleâs emotions and have many successes in my futureâ
⢠âHow do you do thatâ âI just empty my eyesâ
⢠âYou know what. Give me my birthday backâ
⢠âBitch bye. Not even cousinsâ
⢠âthey go away. They donât putt puttâ
⢠âwhyâ âso you donât die in a police chaseâ
⢠âare you a virginâ âyesâ *throws paper* âthereâs my virginity for youâ
⢠âIâm not stupid. Iâm just not smartâ
⢠*tries to hit someone with a decapitated mannequin head that has swim goggles on and fake blood coming out of its eyes*
⢠âyou ignantâ
⢠âI hope she chokesâ
⢠âI had to sit at the edge of my chair, feet flat on the floor and hold my hornâ
⢠âI donât want to get my freaking hair doneâ
⢠âhe hates my moms gutsâ âyeah no shitâ
⢠âok. Can you go cry over thereâ
⢠âFuckin Jurassic worldâ
⢠âwill you please beat up my momâ
⢠*drops phone purposefully* *immediately gets scared*
⢠âI want a new momâ âthen break herâ
⢠âdid you just say whatâs frog juiceâ
⢠*freshman walk by* âoh shit thereâs a parade of themâ
⢠âthat five year old king is a queenâ
⢠âJoin the ranksâ
⢠âGarrettâs carressing the computerâ âcoolâ
⢠âYouâre going into my dragons mouthâ
⢠âDonât snap my crabâ
⢠âCrab breaking black beltâ
⢠âare you milking the crabâ
⢠âCameron buttered my lemonsâ
⢠âMixed with godâ
⢠âWhatâs the juiceâ
⢠âIâm your bestie and you wonât even tell me the juiceâ
⢠âLetâs amazon.com thisâ
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What would you say is the worst part of high school, period?
The fact that it was small made 1) the news, as well as rumors, quick to float around, and 2) the favorite students stay the favorites. It was easy to lose motivation in being a good student because the teachers already had their go-to picks designated from day one, so I didnât care at all what I did or how I behaved throughout high school.
What is your favorite color of apple? Red, green or yellow?
I donât eat apples.
How old will you be on your motherâs 68th birthday? Is that âoldâ to you?
Iâd be 41. Itâs a little old, considering Iâm half that age at the moment.
Ever thought you were dying of something you werenât even close to having?
I donât think so. I try not to stress over diagnoses I get from Google lol.
Ever want to be a doctor? Is it because of all the hospital shows?
Med school is starting to look interesting for me because I really enjoy biology and have no problem with memorizing stuff. Then again, itâs too late to pursue that track considering where Iâm headed now, and I HATE chemistry so I doubt Iâd be all that successful in med school anyway.
What do you think of all these reality shows that try to alter personality?
Are you talking about like how for example Gordon Ramsay makes it a point to be more pissed off in US versions of his shows because American reality shows are supposed to be more dramatic than others? Haha as long as Iâm enjoying the show, I donât mind it. Gordonâs a treat to watch regardless if I watch the US or UK version of, say, Kitchen Nightmares.
Where are your favorite pair of shoes in the whole world right now?
They are in the shoe closet by the living room, where all my other shoes are.
Do you live anywhere near a mall? Which one exactly?
Yeah there are like six malls near where I live that I can name for you right now. The nearest one is SM Masinag, which is like 2 minutes away from my village. Malls is the favorite pastime of Filipinos, which explains why we have so many of them and in close proximity to one another.
If you were dying who would you say goodbye to first out of everyone?
Probably my family. I imagine Iâll be saying the last goodbyes to my friends and best friends.
Are you someone who actually likes to babysit children?
I love kids and would have no problems taking care of them. Iâve never had to change diapers though so Iâd need a lot of help there.
Do you ever have those âah ha!â moments? Do those annoy you?
It can be annoying if what I had just pieced together isnât necessarily good news. But sometimes âaha!â moments can be a thrill too.
When is the next time youâll eat a cupcake, if you know when?
I donât have a clue; not a lot of places sell cupcakes anymore.
Does your family go on a lot of vacations? Are they more boring or exciting?
My family goes on a lot but only when my dad is home, cos we want to go out only when weâre complete. Theyâre never boring because my dad knows how to fill up his iteneraries.
Where did you last buy socks from? What do those socks look like?
Itâs been a while since I bought myself socks. The last pairs I got were gifts; one pair has a cat design and another has a dog design. :3
Do you ever lay in the grass and look up at the sky, just because?
Only before. I donât do this anymore mostly because I donât really have the time.
When do you normally go to sleep on the weekends?
Depends how tired I am, but itâs never earlier than 10.
Have you ever met someone with the same âbiggest fearâ as you?
I havenât known anyone whose as afraid of cockroaches as I am.
Do you ever have movie nights with your significant other?
Not really. I like dinners more than movies, and we have very different tastes in films so itâs hard to stick with one we both want to watch.
Would you rather write with a pen or a pencil? Why is this?
Pens. I havenât regularly written with pencils in a while so it always feels weird when I have to do it.
Who was the last person to call you fat, if anyone at all?
Gabie, but she did it fondly. She likes to rub it in my face that our relationship has made me put on a little weight after being skinny for many years, which I donât mind.
What color skin does the last person you danced with have?
Brown.
Are you afraid of being kidnapped if you go outside at night time?
Yes, which is why I drive everywhere, whatever the time of day. I get made fun of for doing it, but at least Iâm the one who ends up safe 100% of the time.
Has your mother ever called your school because of your grades?
She didnât call the school and I wouldnât have wanted her to because I wouldnât blame my school or my teachers either. She did ground me when I started failing like five algebra exams in a row, as deserved.
The best field trip youâve ever been on; where was it to anyway?
I loved the trip to Ayala Museum and Mind Museum, but I would have enjoyed it more if I went with only my friends. My class was embarrassingly rowdy. I remember Gabie and I just completely separating from our group because apparently not one of them knew how to act in a museum. Everyone kept running around and a couple of times alarms rang because my classmates kept touching the exhibits. I cringe just remembering it.
In the next twenty minutes, what will you be doing and where will you be?
I will still be in Starbucks, probably drowning myself in surveys while drinking my iced coffee and eating my Monte Cristo. My parents are at Lea Salongaâs show tonight and I asked if I can tag along so that I can kill time at the nearby Starbucks.
Do you work? If so, have you ever been fired, then rehired from the place?
I donât work yet.
Can you tell when people are lying or telling the truth?
Not always. Some people are great at lying.
What would you say your average word per minute time is on the keyboard?
Not sure...but I can type very fast when i have to.
What is your least favorite class in school? Why is this?
Chemistry can go fuck itself. Nothing made sense to me and no amount of images or drawings or other visualizations made me grasp the subject. I barely passed high school chem and only got a 1.75 in my basic chem class in college hahaha so Iâm clearly not meant for it.
Do you bite your fingernails or tap them on desks?
I tend to do both, but only when Iâm anxious.
Have you ever wanted to be in a band? What position exactly?
I didnât actively want to be in a *band* but I did have a phase where I wanted to drop everything and learn how to play the drums.
Do you ever call your cousins just to talk to them randomly?
No. Weâre close, but we donât have that habit.
When did you last spend the night at someoneâs house?
June or July, I think. I was just supposed to take a nap in Gabieâs room but ended up sleeping the whole night.
Do you find any of your friendsâ parents creepy or really mean?
No, all of them have been very nice and welcoming.
Do you ever have to wash your clothes at someone elseâs house?
No, omg idk about other cultures but that would be really embarrassing here.
When is the next time youâll go to the library? Why is this?
When I have to return the book I borrowed, which is like two weeks from today.
Do you know how to play pool? Are you any good at it?
I donât even know how to hold the stick.
Are you someone who likes to get in arguments or fights a lot?
Noooooo, I hate fighting and cry easily when Iâm confronted.
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