#i cant do the sOfT mOrNiNg QuIeT shit rn

[feralthembo]

I love how breaking down when ur kind of lucid but also very much not shows you things a full scale psycotic episode wont

[calehenituse-brainrot]

Do you think Cale would be able to impregnate an infirtile woman? I was thinking that because of the Vitality of the Heart, not only had his blood become so full of life, but even other fluids from his body. So, basically, Cale now having magical balls.

So, I was imagining... Female Reader who is infertile could only dream of having a child of her own. She even told Cale before their marriage about it, but Cale had no problem. Then, after a passionate night, a year after their wedding, Reader starts feeling ill in the morning. After a week of the repeated sickness, Cale forces Reader to see a doctor.

"Congratulations! Your due date is in August!"

(Did their coupling happen in November? Yes it did)

Reader couldn't believe it. She looked at Cale with tears in her eyes.

"We're gonna have a baby..."

Cale kisses Reader's head softly, a soft smile on his face.

"I'm going to have a baby growing INSIDE ME!"

Reader was crying. She couldn't believe it. She and Cale were going to have a baby!

anon babe YOU ARE A GENIUS???

I never even thought about it and I can see it actually happening??? lowkey kinda teared up reading this lol

He might be physically weak but that man is literally full of vitality and every single drop of bodily fluid of his is probably enriched with some sort of immortality shit that could go against the laws of biology.

I love this concept of infertile reader so much omg. i cant write a proper story abt this since im supposed to be doing my assignment rn but i cant help myself okay :( this is brilliant

Cale sees how you were so gentle — so affectionate and caring to the kids and he remembers how much you longed to have a child of your own, one that perhaps could look like Cale and have some features of your own.

Oh, it's not like you disliked the children that you and Cale have right now — they're your children and you never wished for it to be any other way — but there are times when you look at other pregnant women and how they caress their stomach with a smile on their face.

Sometimes you were allowed to feel their baby kick and your heart jumped a bit because you want to experience that too. It might not be a good journey, but to give birth to a creation between you and the love of your life has your heart racing.

But you knew of your condition.

You couldn't find a partner during a young age because of it — after all, a wife is useless if she cannot bear a child to her husband.

You lamented in the fact that you could not have a child of your own and how you would probably never have a significant other due to your condition.

But then Cale came in to your life.

He bursted into your life like that of a hurricane that overwhelms everyone wherever it goes. However unlike a hurricane who brought over destruction and sorrow, he brought you warmth.

He brought you comfort.

Love.

He loves you despite knowing about your condition and despite how you always heard the nobles talk about "what a damn shame" it was for Cale Henituse to have chosen you as his wife, Cale had always made sure to remind you that your value does not equate to whether or not you'll be useful to him or not as his wife.

He loves you as of whole and never once did he made you feel like he doesn't.

So when you experience vomitting in the early mornings and being uncomfortable in general for the last couple of days, Cale pressures you to let a doctor to examine you.

"All these symptoms..."

Even the doctor sounded unsure. They knew of your condition and thought this is an impossible thing to have happened.

"What is it?" Cale asked. He looked worried, frowning a bit with a hand placed around your shoulders as a way to calm you down.

"Madam [Name], there's a possibility that you might be pregnant."

Both you and Cale went quiet out of shock. You let out a small laugh, somewhat light headed. "N-no, that's—that's impossible. I can't—"

Even saying it felt so heavy.

"I can't bear any children."

"Madam, missing your menstruation cycle, experiencing vomitting in the early morning, fatigue, and the other symptoms you have told me are the early symptoms of pregnancy," the doctor continued. "They're symptoms that appears one or two months after you've become pregnant."

Cale began to retrace a bit of your coupling history, able to hear his heart pumping quickly in his ear. "I, I think it might be during November. That, that's when you got pregnant."

You blinked owlishly because even Cale sounded to be in disbelief.

"Cale, no, I couldn't be pregnant," you reminded him again, voice soft and weak because damn it, you do not want to have hope and get disappointed.

"If what Young Master Cale-nim says is true, then the Madam's due date might be in August," the doctor piped in and you rubbed your temple. "I—How can we be sure that I'm pregnant?"

"We would do a monthly checkup," the doctor answered. "If the Madam keeps on getting symptoms after this, then we can be sure that the Madam might not be experiencing phantom pregnancy."

Cale thought for a moment before nodding, squeezing your shoulder. "What do you say, [Name]? We'd have to go through a monthly checkup. Is that okay with you?"

You felt faint, rubbing your temple. "Okay. Okay, we'll go with it."

After having the doctor to keep quiet about your condition, the man left you and your husband alone. You leaned back to the couch while Cale stared at your pale face.

"I thought you'd be happy with the news," Cale murmured, tucking a few stray strands of your [h/c] hair behind your ear.

"We can't be too optimistic," you replied, eyes watering. "What—what if it's just phantom pregnancy like what the doctor said?"

"Then that's fine," Cale said, caressing your head lovingly.

"Won't you be disappointed?" You murmured, beginning to sniffle.

"What are you talking about?" Cale asked, a small frown appearing on his handsome face. He saw a tear escaped from the corner of your eye. As he reached out to wipe your tears away, he began, "I married you for you, [Name], not to have you pop out a kid. Whether you're pregnant or not will never change my feelings for you."

You sniffled again, tears running down your cheeks. "And if I am? Pregnant, that is."

Cale stared at your bloodshot eyes, knowing that to have such a huge bomb on you after years of believing you could never have your own child would definitely do some damange to your mind. "And if you are pregnant, you'll be an amazing mother. I'll try my best to help you all the way and be a good father to our child."

You smiled, lip still trembling. "Will you be happy if I'm pregnant?"

"What kind of question is that?" He asked, voice soft and full of affection. "Of course, I'll be happy."

Cale leaned down, kissing your head. "You're going to be a mother. I'm sure of it."

When he pulled away, you kissed him on the lips before hugging him. "We're both going to be parents."

Cale wrapped his arms around your waist, swaying you a bit from left to right with a smile.

"Oh, Gods, Cale, we're going to be parents," you repeated, letting him go to stare at him with wide [e/c] eyes. "Cale, I—I might have a baby in me."

"Mhm." Cale hummed with a small grin. "Guess we have to start preparing, huh?"

You smiled at him, eyes watering again with tears before hugging him tight. "Oh, Cale, we're having a baby!"

Cale smiled, returning your hug, warmth spreading throughout his whole body as he thought about how he had never considered about having another child but the thought of holding a baby that was proof of yours and his love made him excited.

He honestly couldn't wait and he was sure you were even more ecstatic than he is.

[moonhoures]

Hard thoughts about Enha hyung line…

Heeseung would 100% be a biter… like always wanting to be able to get just a peek of his marks from the night before…always putting them in places just out of site for everyone else… but he knows exactly where they are… he’d also be the one to press on them just to get a small whimper or gasp from you… especially when your out in public…

Jay would be the bruiser… he wouldn’t mean to, but the way his fingers dig into your hips… he wouldn’t be able to stop his grip from tightening the same way you tighten around him…. You’d wake up the next morning to his fingers lightly brushing over the soft purple marks on your hips, his small smile making your heart flutter… but the slight possessive look in his eye making your stomach flutter

Jake… where to start with Jake… he’s the loud one… can never seem to stop the noises that come out of him…. It ranges from his teasing remarks always trying to see how bright he can get you around flush… to his whimpers and gasps as you overstim him… I just… he would have the prettiest moans I just know it… ranging from soft quiet ones… to high pitched whines and just… oof

And Sunghoon… babe buckle up… in my head he is THE tease… like edging for as along as you can handle… he loves to see the tears streaming down your face… all while making smug little remarks about how cute you are… but also into overstimulating you until you’re begging to take a break… only for his grin to widen and ask… “cant you take one more for me?”… knowing damn well you can’t say no to him…

Ok… yeah… oof… enjoy😈

~Kenah🦕

ok i saved the best for last so let’s jump in 😮‍💨

100% agree heeseung loves to bite (which how can he not when he has perfect teeth like that?) i bet he loves to leave marks on inner thighs especially, knowing you and him are the only ones who will see them. but he does of course enjoy leaving them in more noticeable places, smirking to himself when he sees them sticking out of the collar of your shirt in public. 😏

pls i want jay to bruise my esophagus 🙄 but yes yes yes he’d highkey love leaving bruises on you. he’d especially love seeing his handprints on your ass from a good bit of smacking. the red outlines would make his ego boost so much 📈

jake would be so talkative during sex, i think. if he isn’t moaning or grunting or panting, then he’s constantly telling you how good you feel or what he wants to do to you. the boy won’t shut up. maybe he needs something in his mouth to keep him quiet 🤫

i buckled and i still wasn’t ready babe 😭 i can see that shit sO clearly it’s driving me nuts. i was literally just talking to bunny the other day (or yesterday idk my days are blurring together) abt hoon’s smirk in this video at around 10:55 and that’s exactly how i imagine he’d smirk at you if you were whining about how unfair he was being. bc he eats that shit up. he wants you to beg for him until you can’t take it anymore. he wants to hear how badly you need him bc it fuels his ego. and gtfo here with “can’t you take one more for me?” KENAH IM DYING RN!!!

[crimsonandcloverwrites]

ok bhah ch11 my longest yeah boi ever

i’m literally... so excited I can’t even read it ok ok

oh no not the wedding invitations not this

i swear to god if we have to go through this wedding. knifeemoji

listen I have a fear that we’re gonna get the break up and the car accident same as canon dear god don’t put us through that either

no fears *literally everything that could make bhah more painful* several fears dot meme

god not the jamie invite. she cant even do it. another sign from god you are choosing to ignore

straight to Jamie’s house oh

lmao the red door I just worked out that’s a hill house reference from when I was wondering in like ch3(?) lol the inner workings of my dumbass brain never stop

“can we talk?” it’s happening what is happening

Dani was so tired of lying oh my god

my heart is literally beating so fast

alone in Jamie’s room bro wtf wtf

Jamie is just so soft and understanding always always aaaahhhhh

fuck she just wants out of this wedding so bad but she can’t even tell him

AAAHHH SHE KISSED HER OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING

fuck fgkjhdfkjgh this is not good oh no. Dani finally finally fucking doing something for herself and Jamie so aware that this cannot be happening like this right now

and yet both of them just falling into it anyway oh my goddddd

jesus christ jesus christ “Dani had half crawled into Jamie’s lap, kissing her with a fierce and fervent heat” I am on deaths door

god they’ve both wanted this for so so so so long I can’t believeeeeee

(i am so thrilled that y’all just went there right away btw)

“Please, just - I just want to feel how I’m supposed to.” oucchhhh Dani

god her just... knowing. after one kiss w Jamie that she can finally do it and talk to him and end it and it’s so terrifying but goddd yes

“You think I can ever say no to you?” oof

“Ask,” Jamie breathed. “Ask me.” fucking fuck the power of this line oh my god Jamie is so fucking ready to jump of a bridge for her it’s- the dedication the love the longing the everything I am going insane is it too early to start drinking at 1pm

you’re not you can’t NOT THE CANON DINER SCENE

fuck this is like watching a car crash i can’t look away it’s so fucking visceral and nerve-wracking and painful

but god I’m so proud of her for finally saying what she wants

oh thank fuck y’all didn’t take him out with a passing delivery truck

“You must have known. You know me.” oh god this sentiment always kills me

“She couldn’t say it — the words ‘I’m gay’ forever out of reach — so instead she said, “I can’t.”” my whole body is on fire oh my god this is.... too fucking real

jesus christ the near miss w the truck are u trying to kill me (i actually kind of love that Dani will have to deal w her feelings w him face to face instead of having to bury it all in grief like in canon I am so excited to see how y’all handle that)

a fucking HOUR in the car dfkjghdfkjh the torture

oh honey. literally both of them suffering so much ouch

her favourite saucepan pls this is all so awful and sad but that make me laugh so much the poor confused little duck I am glad she has her comforts

god poor Dani

"Is she here to cook something?"  fgkjdhfkgjhfkjgdf

“No. I think you’re brave.” oh

“We’ll figure it out." listen listen I am undoubtedly losing my mind god this is soft

“She had spent so long being asked and not asking. Never asking. She never dared. To ask was to be known, to be made visible, words forging reality as surely as a smith’s hammer. And yet Jamie waited, letting Dani gather the courage herself.

"Can I -?" Dani said, "- stay?"” please fuck I am just so !!!!!!!! about Dani getting to know what she wants and having a fucking voice. just !!!!!!!!

“Jamie inviting her in” fucking just both of them finally getting some of that quiet courage w each other I am yelling so much

“Dani knew that it wasn't just her feeling this, that it had never just been her.” YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT BABEY

““But you do?” Dani asked. “Want to?”

Jamie’s answering laugh was brief and incredulous. “You have no idea.”” I AM: HOOTIN. AND: HOLLERIN

“I am here” hello? hello I am not coping I am on another plane of existence. DANI FINALLY FEELING SO PRESENT AND WHOLE IN THIS MOMENT

god they’re just holding each other i’m tearing up. Jamie is her home

Dani finally sleeping through the night ow my fucking heart

Mikey’s so chill about all of this sdkdhfdkj I love him

Jamie going out n buying her favourite jam... god the tenderness. love is stored in the strawberry jam and the hairdryer

hmmmmm her attraction to Jamie is so closely tied to a lot of really hard feelings this is gonna take a bit to work through huh???

aw Jamie going to Carson I am so happy she has her little band of gays to help her rn

I love that she can just kiss her now when she gets the urge like maybe chill out a lil just landing all these surprise kisses but like good for u girl. good for both of u

the warmth of the house hmmmmm I love that she’s found this esp because she is perpetually cold and Jamie is always warm but keeps it like that for the kid (and probably for Dani too) aaahhhh

cgjkdfhkjgh Dani is so thirsty poor Jamie trying to keep them in check. these moments are so fucking loaded holy shit

Dani Jamie and Mikey are the cuuutest lil family aw

god the tentativeness between them trying to figure this all out and the casual intimacy and just. all of it is so much and so beautiful to watch unfold

i love this little bubble inside Jamie’s house and Jamie kind of drawing the curtains around them both physically and metaphorically while she lets Dani figure things out and lets it settle between them

it’s all about the hands

oh my god Hannah instantly asking if she needs a place to stay she really is the best

soft little mornings with her Jamie like... once Dani finally defeats the ball of guilt in her chest there is so much goodness to look forward to and I am v glad she has that right now even as she is still struggling a bit. my girl needs all the sweetness in her life

also the idea of Jamie getting to wake up to sleeping Dani in her bed every morning after a lifetime of trying to repress her feelings... god

heh she’s already figuring out all the ways to push Jamie’s buttons god these two are going to have some fun w each other

this idea of learning the creaking floorboards of a new home is so... warm

Jamie leaving all the curtains drawn for her oh my heart keeping her safe keeping her safe

Nan would be so proud of ms Dani u know it’s true

awww Mikey comin home to keep her company

Mikey Dani time is always so sweet I love them

my god Dani n Jamie are so intense w each other and just so full of fucking desire... when those floodgates finally open will they even survive

oof Dani is dealing with soooo much ugh. Jamie always there with a gentle way to bring her back down to earth tho my hearrrtttt

“You’re allowed to be happy.” she is SHE IS ty Jamie Taylor voice of reason

a pinky promise to deal with everything together awwww

“why are you so good to me” “you know why” oh my goddddddd. that’s so soft that’s so gentle that’s so much love

Dani finding little bits in herself in media god i love this

Dani Mikey hours best hours

god Carson... sweet boy. And Judy sending over a whole bunch of food oof just. these quiet little reminders of their love for her. Dani’s about to go through a whole bunch more emotions huh?

fkjdfkjgfh Mikey going into protector mode when Carson is there pls i love hm

ohmy “our room” aaaaaaahhhhh

god Dani expecting him to be upset with her I am so fucking emotional. I relate far too much to Dani in canon and in this story and it’s just. painful as hell to see someone go through the things you know hurt the most holy shit

please Carson is so sweet and understanding and telling her he’s proud of her is making me cry so much I can barely see

this whole like.. uncomfortable but relief-filled kind of coming out between her and Carson is so so beautifully done I can’t stop fucking crying

“God, you two were agony to watch.”  fglkdfgkjdfhkjgh Carson a voice of the people

“You deserve to be happy.” - Carson and also me and also everyone reading this

god he is so wonderful!!!!!! this reminder that she’s not alone and everything will be ok!!!!!!! Carson I love you so much

the box being described as “the beating heart of their childhood“ god the imagery

Jamie so sweetly making room for her and welcoming her into a home I am emotional again the tears have really been unlocked now I’m gonna be a mess the whole rest of this chapter (i say as if I haven’t been already)

the really sweet way Jamie gets her to open up and trust her with the things that have been on her mind

and Dani doing the same for her god this gentle honest space between them makes my heart feel so full I am just so happy that they’ve got each other

“I want you to stay.” please (also now I’m thinking about AE putting Stay on her Jamie playlist jesus christ I am being tortured)

they get... to wake up.... in bed together. i’m so close to crying again when will this stop

i kind of love there hasn’t really been any like... just no more kissing u know but we still get this insane intimacy between them in a way that’s not them shying away from the way they want each other but so carefuly and sweetly and honestly coming towards each other

awww them always waking up all tangled is so cuuute (also Dani feeling so safe and comfy with her that her subconscious is like lets latch on she is good she is home)

lmao Dani having to mediate between these two dweebs and their playfights is so good

Jamie having her lil family surrounding her aww

(also i just noticed the rating change oh god)

sfkjfhdg Jamie looking at her hips all dark eyes and wanting we’ve all been there girl

“you can look” BOLD DANI MY BELOVED

god these two........ the grabbing her silver chain god @ google how to breathe properly??????

“Then show me.” oh my god

fkgjhdfkj so much electricity they shorted out the power

“this is just as nice” when they’re just hugging please they are so soft

i love that there’s just like... gentle soft banter between them in these quiet moments so much

“Dani, give him more homework.”  ghrfjkhjgkjgh

god the heated cheek kiss

this ‘game of chicken’ god they’re just.... really in it huh this is so fun

hmmm Dani going through the suitcases and sort of being able to bring some of herself/her past into this new place is so nice

heh this lil family and their snowfights are so cute

:( she can’t bring herself to eat Judy’s food

Jamie bringing her flowers oh soft

ugh they’re just so softly melting into being together it’s so sweeeeeeeet

“You’re lovely.” and the way Jamie just sinks into her with Dani’s fingers in her hair pleeease I am dying this is so warm

aaaahhhh they’re dancing soft soft soft

“gray eyes fluttered closed, as though the weight of Dani’s touch was too much to bear” god i am..... aaaahhhh

“a gentle calm settling within her. It had seemed that for all her life she had waited for the quiet of this” y’all this is so beautiful and lovely and wonderful and all the good things

ah that kiss. kinda feels like their first real kiss where they just get to be god I am so happy “a profound sense of finally” oh oh oh that’s such a pretty concept

god I love how much they just want each other that second kiss and them just all over each other is perfect and having to try and reel that in and being able to because they know it’s not going anywhere please it’s so so good

god Dani vs Desert Hearts I love this callback and the entirely different circumstances of her watching it again

dsjfhdkjfh oh no Dani losing her mind at Jamie touching her knee god these two have got the biggest storm coming

dfkdjhkgdjh god them like.... trying to take things slow but still letting things happen while having to be aware of Mikey is so funny but I kinda love it and how indicative it all is of them being so grown up and able to approach their relationship in such a mature way. as much as I wish they’d had their teenage love story I do like that it’s unfolding this way now.

“it struck Dani then that she couldn’t remember ever laughing while doing this.” aww

Mikey’s “oh gross” hahahaha poor kid

god this is so funny

“ferret kid” jamie why are u like this sfkjhdfkjf

oh lordt it seems we have reached the unabashedly horny phase good show ol’ chaps

god they’re still so soft tho this is so fun to read

i looove how flustered they both make each other w just their presence. it’s just so !!!!!!

lmao Dani knowing exactly what to do to drive Jamie insane is fdkgfdkjgh perfect amazing show stopping more neck kisses more teasing more barely restrained desire i love it

“the reckless rush of being in each other’s arms” AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

lmaooooo Mikey Jamie is going to lock you outside if u keep doing this

the fact it can just fade back to comfortable companionship too is like. ugh i love them together

“Yeah. You can touch me whenever you want.” oh jesus

“No more interruptions, no more waiting, no more holding back.” it’s happening god it’s happening everyone stay calm (also the slow build to this point has been so fucking perfect y’all are writerly geniuses)

lmao Dani is like please can we just get naked why do u want to watch a movie I am literally right here

oh she is not waiting anymore THAT’S MY GIRL GO GET EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED I LOVE YOU

“What do you want?” god the tension

aaaaahhhhh just. them being so out of their minds with want but still all nervous and wanting to check in but still just. wanting this so much god this is *chef’s kiss*

lmao Dani already having the hair pulling thing figured out is so good. poor Jamie lol is she even going to survive this

god the fact they’re both still fully clothed n still getting this fucked up just making out n grinding on each other I love this for them

mum just came in to tell me dinner is ready I AM ALREADY EATIN GOOD

lmao fuck I am just... so thrilled for Dani finally getting to experience this get ur whole world rocked baby u deserve this

thumb in her mouth i-

“my idiot” pls that’s so soft

“You have me.” i know this is like. horny but it’s also so romantic sfgkjhdfkjg

ayoooo Jamie’s tattoo excuse me while I lose my mind a lil bit

my god Dani is so impatient to get her naked I love her for it so much “I just want to feel you”... ma’am

Jamie being all nervous is so cute aw

god having this lil moment where they just call each other beautiful n get all cute about it while they’re fully naked n grinding on each other.... perfection

god I can’t stop thinking about every other mention of Dani having sex w Eddie and it just being like adequate or like her not letting him touch her and now LOOK AT MY BABY GO SHE’S REALLY HAVIN THE TIME OF HER LIFE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE TOUCHED LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO

I feel like I’m like cheering Jamie on rn sfjkghdfkj u guys need anything? some snacks? a condom?? ur doing great!!

Dani crying and thanking her like this is an acceptance speech love that for her

Jamie kissing all over her face aww

I can’t believe this whole chapter is them just getting to fall in love for real

“I want to taste you” i am blushing goddamn Jamie get it

oh my god the dream. she’s literally living out her dreams

“that same focused intensity that could make kingdoms fall” I love that Jamie is just as into getting Dani off as Dani is getting off lmao GOOD FOR THEM

Dani: desperately tryin to get Jamie off. Jamie: are u sure u want to tho??? miss ma’am let the girl touch u already she deserves it (but i do love that she’s always just like.... never wanting to make Dani do anything she doesn’t wholeheartedly want to)

“You sitting here on top of me like this is doing more for me than you can imagine.”  iconic jamie moment

Jamie literally just like.... ‘you can do whatever you want to figure this out’ is so sweet I love her capacity for just. giving herself over to Dani in every way (not just the horny ones) to let her forge her own path

“It was easy to understand now, the exhilaration of it, why people went crazy for it.” god I love this for her so much everything just falling into place

they’re so soft n comfy together and it’s all just so right and lovely

i love that once they’ve started they basically can’t stop honestly get it girls u deserve all the orgasms

“When did you know?” “Sixteen years.” oof my heart she’s known the whole time aaahhhh. all these lil memories god it really was all out of love I could cry. and Jamie admitting the scarf/scar thing whew she really carried around that moment on her face for the whole world to see (also lol at Dani being so fixated on it this whole time that’s so perfect)

heh they’re so cute with their lil teasing banter exchange

lol goddamn this so so spicy I am just dfklghfjkdjghkjdf (that is to say well fucking done I can’t even speak rn)

Jamie just being like you could literally just look at me and I am turned on I... love this whole situation for her so much

god they’re really just going all in Dani is getting like the.... lesbian sex speed run amen

oh god not Karen on the phone just hang up Dani do it do it

god she is so evil

omg she told her abt Jamie go off Dani I am v v proud of u right now

and she hung up on her godbless babe i LOVE your audacity

heh Jamie so transfixed by Dani’s lil purple sweater and skirt I love her

Dani u are such a tease sfkgjdfkg good 4 u tbh

awwww she got Dani’s desk for her oh my god that’s so lovely

Dani n Jamie being entirely not subtle over dinner w their lingering glances and Carson just laughing at them fkjghdkfjgh i love it. he’s so happy for them even w his teasing aw

aaahhh i just love Jamie giving her this space and this room in the house and Dani feeling so right in it

oooh an almost “I love you” god they’re just fuckin u-haulin in love perfection huh

and now we’re back to horny hours love this for them. gotta bless that desk somehow huh!?

i love the mentions of all this soft stuff about belonging when they’re about to rail each other it really rounds it out emotionally

“Get on your knees.” OH MY GOD THE JAMIE ON HER KNEES REDEMPTION MOMENT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING

HELL YEAH IT IS this is truly what we all deserve

oh my god literally ripping her clothes off her fuck i love how desperate they are for each other and just how into this they both are always

dfgkjdfh jesus Dani are u ever going to be able to get work done at this desk again after Jamie does.... all of this to u on it

“Good girl.” the single most powerful sentence in the lesbian language

jesus christ this is still so incredibly steamy sdflkhskhg it never ends. and them like.... experiementing a bit w some different um. approaches? lol good 4 them good 4 them (and us)

my god them instantly getting all soft after about making each other happy please they’re so dang cute

ok love that we are also getting Dani on her knees it’s equality.gif

this little “I like you” “I like you too” confession right now is... so fucking soft and like... after everything they’ve gone through they still have the power to kinda knock each other off their feet w lil things like this huh?? sappy lil shits

oh no Judy I am scared

holy shit Dani “Didn't think you'd love me anymore” owwww my heart

god Judy is such a good mama I love her so much. reassuring her she’s still a part of the family my god I am so emo. she loves her so much

aw I love this lil shared bathroom scene after so many awkward moments w Dani and Eddie in their bathroom and so many mentions of her fogged reflection. things are finally clear and it’s wonderful!!

lol Jamie well if u didn’t want Dani to get all horny u shouldn’t have worn suspenders!!!!! it’s simple math!

god Dani has changed so much this chapter which only takes place over a couple of weeks right?!?!? after so much anxiety and being so unsure of herself this is so fucking beautiful to see

stop the car thing oh my godddd. she doesn’t even care about having her own cause she’s so happy w the person she’s sharing with I’m so overwhelmingly happy

“You’re perfect.” please I will cry this chapter was so perfect (also so are the memes I cackled so much)

[starsaver94]

Hello may I have a Mha and Haikyuu romantic match up <3(also plz take your time if there are a lot)

Hi my name is rex, i’m queer and use they/them pronouns and i’m 15. And i would prefer someone not over the age of 18 plz.

have like a caramel colored skin-tone and im 5’3 (short king). Rn i have a purple-pink short mullet and i have pretty curly hair(the ethnic popped off hehe), im pretty chubby but i have an hourglass shape, im pretty busty(im a fuckin k cup bro😭) and thicc thighs(thicc thighs save lives, sorry i’ll stop). I dress pretty alternative but i cant just choose one subculture tho, i wear a lot of heavy eye makeup. I could say i dress kinda “showy” but thats kinda what only fits me, but also who gives a fuck.

Im a libra sun, scropio moon, and gemini rising. This means that im a pretty social person and always wanna hang out with friends and just have fun, but moon in scropio makes my emotions rlly haywire and kinda boosts any sorta negative emotion, which is hard when you have chronic anxiety and major depressive disorder. Which also means i take medication for it, which i forget a lot. And because of these things i have anxiety tics, where it ranges to making noices and twitching a bit to full on hitting myself and saying random shit. But I really like making people laugh, it makes me feel helpful, but im also good at being to mother figure for people. I also like playfully bantering with people, like i love you but will full on roast you and get into fake fist-fights. I am a bit of a violent person at times but I have a punching bag and boxing gloves which help a lot. But I only get that angry when someone uses an insecurity of mine against me or is talking bad about someone i love, cause it you do that im beating your ass. I do have a bit of body insecurities mainly about my hip-dips and stomach. But because im curvy i get hit on by adults a lot and its creepy as fuck.

My hobbies include art (painting, drawing), sleeping (because i stay up mad late😭✌🏽), reading comics, Marvel and D.C superheroes, and super villains, cartoons, and anime/manga.

My favorite music genre’s are rock, alternative, emo, rap, and a little bit if indie music.

Personality: funny, sarcastic, creative, kind, inappropriate and the right times. Like im not gonna pull out a dick joke in front of your family

For MHA: I pair you with...

Hitoshi Shinso!

Shinso enjoys long cuddle sessions with you.

Whether you're feeling down or it's early in the morning, you and Shinso will spend as much time as either of you want in each other's arms. Enjoying each other's warmth and soft breaths.

Shinso is actually a closeted comic and manga nerd.

He has shown you his secret stash of Eraserhead manga's that he has hidden under his bed.

He’ll help calm you down if you’re having serious anxiety tics.

He has threatened to brainwash anyone that has made you feel uncomfortable.

You're one of the few people that has made Shinso laugh.

For Haikyuu: I pair you with...

Yu Nishinoya!

From quiet and calm, we go right to loud and energetic.

Despite his hyper personality, Noya makes sure to keep a good sleep schedule and will help you keep one as well.

Noya loves rocking out to music with you!

Noya is a big fan of superheroes (mainly The Flash).

He’ll let you use him as a drawing reference while he’s practicing.

He’s even asked you to draw him doing his signature “Rolling Thunder” move.

[gargalesthesia]

3am angsty kiribaku headcanons

cause fuck you thats why im sleep deprived and thought of this so we’re writing it and editing it in the morning (under the cut)

okay lets start with the natural:

-bakugou is deaf or hoh

-because thats the side affect of his quirk and ooh bitch does he hate it

-because he HATES having those ‘weird fucking box thingies onmy ears’ cause its just proof that bakugou fucking katsuki has a weakness

-according to him, the only good thing about it is that when he doesnt wanna deal with bullshit or starts having a sensory overload he can just plop out his hearing aids and BOOM bullshit over or immediate calming silence so yes hearing aids!bakugou

-also he has PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) because have you SEEN the shit that this boy has been through

-lemme remind y’all that he’s only 15

-fucking 15

-and he got 1. kidnapped  2. stuck in an emotionally/physically abusive household 3. has a superiority complex due to no adult ever telling him no before or knocking him down a peg 4. basically got pushed aside by his idol and was ignored by him 5. told he could be a perfect villain when all he wanted to do was be a hero 6. forced into a war that should have been handled by now by pro heroes (next arc, between the league of villains and the hero society)

- people automatically think his favourite teacher was all might since he’s admired him so much but since all might basically ignored him the whole school year he just doesnt think he’s all that great anymore

-but when he’s asked which one of his teachers was his favourite he responds with “present mic and eraserhead” which leaves the asker in shock

-i cant continue or else this’ll be longer than it needs to and we need to get onto kirishima

-quick thing: panic attacks are a regular thing at night for bakugou and his quirk goes haywire ALL. THE. TIME.

-he also bonds with present mic since their quirks make them both go deaf/hoh and present mic teaches him jsl

-and aizawa is basically his dad along with yamada

-they basically adopted him already its just that mitsuki’s a bitch

-OKAY OKAY ILLS TOP I JUST LOVE BAKUGOU SO MUCH OKAY

-ONTO KIRISHIMA

-so kirishima has an INFERIORITY COMPLEX

-and anxiety

-and paranoia

-yes okay kirishima has an inferiority complex, paranoia, anxiety, and depression

-which is hard enough as it is

-but then when he sees bakugou kirishima’s self esteem just gets knocked down over and over and i think thats what draws him to bakugou

-because bakugou’s so strong willed and just generally strong

-and kirishima thinks he’s not good enough

-so he’s hanging out with bakugou even if it breaks his heart that he can never be that good

-because he thinks thats a punishment for him

-BUT THEN

-bakugou shouts “WE’RE EQUALS AREN’T WE SHITTY HAIR????”

-and kirishima just

-”holy shit we’re equals”

-and his self esteem gets boosted even for a little while

-they go to therapy sessions together because they’re each others moral support AHEM I MEAN WHAT

-kirishima literally LOVES crimson riot but can never imagine to live up to the title but bakugou always smacks him on the head when he talks about it

-kiribaku doesnt get together until mid second year

-kirishima wakes up to crackling through the walls

-bet y’all can guess who it is

-hell yeah its bakugou waking up

-he’s having a particularly bad nightmare so kirishima just

-starts playing “nothing” by bruno major and makes sure its quiet enough so that shouji cant hear but loud enough that bakugou can

-and slowly the crackles dissipate

-and he leaves the song on to play the rest of the night and they both sleep easy that night

-soon enough kiri assembles a WHOLE FUCKING PLAYLIST of soft and calming songs AHEM LOVE SONGS AHEM for when he hears bakugou wake up or when he needs it after the fight with rappa

-so when bakugou just one night slams kiris door open on a particularly horrible nightmare on kiris part

-he was silently crying so bakugou wouldnt hear but ofc he did

-he climbs into bed with kirishima, no hesitation, and starts playing the damn playlist

-”youre fucking unbreakable, kirishima.”

-and kirishima just MELTS

-and starts sobbing into bakugous arms

-and they end up cuddling and shit

-and in the morning its the weekend so they talk over their feelings and shit

-and shit

-fuck

-but nvm

-they get together but nothings really different lmao-

-its just different in the sense that bakugou can now kiss kirishimaand vice versa

-its not perfect

-but

-it just feels

-perfect in their own little ways

-like the way bakugou lands little kisses on kirishimas nape everytime they cuddle

-or when kirishima kisses bakugous hearing aids and it makes bakugou feel so much better about them

-also when they stay up playing animal crossing

-kissing just for the sake of kissing

-lazy morning kisses where both of them are too lazy to get up but they wanna make out but theyre too fucking tired

-or when they say i love you for the first time

-so

-they think its perfect for them

-and really

-thats all that matters

-and they live mostly happily ever after

-well until i decide to write post canon headcanons which is way too angsty for me to be thinking abt rn

-good luck future me

-ALSO ONCE THEYRE OVERAGE

-top kirishima no doubt

-OKAY BYE

[gayregis]

angouleme can have little a avuncular guidance. as a treat ... heres some semblance of a compilation of regis being a guardian to angouleme, things i think about . both funnie and sad moments included i think

angouleme sneaks out at night to get into trouble / does other questionable things around the palace nocturnally, regis always catches her and it’s always on accident since they just have very similar time schedules. angouleme stares at him intensely in “oh fuck i just got caught” like O_O for a good 30 seconds EVERY time this happens but regis is just like :| and shrugs saying “i didn’t see anything, i’m a human, i can’t see at night or whatever” and walks off. also the next morning geralt always questions him as to what angouleme was doing, if he saw her when he was coming home, and regis always denies knowledge or says smth along the lines of “i’m not a narc, geralt :/”

angouleme yelling/losing her shit/saying wildly inappropriate things ... regis produces a ye olde granola bar from his bag and gives it to her and she quiets down immediately and is like :) content eating the granola bar. you can also substitute the granola bar with a bag of baby carrots.

similarly angouleme saying crazy shit and geralt telling her to be quiet and asking regis to recount this instead and regis says something incredibly similar/the exact same

that one time that milva was teaching angouleme to shoot and angouleme clear missed the target and got regis instead and actually for the first time was incredibly upset and regretful and guilty that she had inflicted pain and potentially death upon someone and was very worried and apologetic and ashamed ... but also when regis inevitably just plucks out the arrow and hands it back to her and says “oh i think this is yours” angouleme is like wait so he litcherally cant be killed... this is epic

basically angouleme who’s been abandoned having an immortal protector and mentor. peace

as i said in the tags of this post here: regis comes of as so peaceful as an individual that at first angouleme resents him a little, because she associates peace with arrogance... like, oh youre content with your life and dont hate yourself? so you think youre better than me? fucker. and she’s so used to asshole men being creeps in her life that this company still seems really bizarre in the regard that none of these men are dangerous. but then she learns about what ... who ... regis was in the past and she realizes that they’re similar, and then does the math and realizes that maybe one day she’ll also find this inner peace and can stop hating herself so much for the things she’s done and the things that have happened to her. angouleme not feeling as though she's so alone and such a fuckup that only she could ever get into such a mess like this... i feel like she has an unhealthy amount of survivor’s guilt, as in she blames herself for not dying while everyone else in her band did, and she also feels like what the world has given her she deserved because she was a fundamentally bad person from birth bc of her status, and that she will be stuck in this violent hellscape of a life forever and thats just how it is and she has to continue violence... but i think when she meets regis (and also milva) she realizes that violence does not need to be a cycle and change is possible.

also in the tags of that post: i think... regis developing more understanding/empathy and putting ethical philosophy into actual practice where it actually has stakes (haha haha haha stakes haha haha haha haha haha). i think in the hansa he learns what humanity actually means

also bc vampires just... do not parent, it’s not in their culture to, regis learning what guardianship actually means and growing into this position where he protects this child and begins to understand humanity on this deeper level of the feeling of protecting a child, because that’s very human, valuing and protecting the progenity for a new generation is incredibly human

also geralt arguing with regis that “humans don’t regrow their heads” so he can’t just be supporting her doing all sorts of dumb shit just bc he did it and he turned out alright... they kind of have to argue on how to parent i’m saying bc again vampire parenting is not much parenting at all. just let them go wild what’s the worst that could happen... they’ll learn sort of thing. so regis has to confront the idea of human fragility and mortality

i think regis also learns from angouleme in that it’s very easy to hate and loathe your past self and curse your past self, asking “what could i have possibly been thinking, what an idiotic thing to do...” when your past self was not actually devoid of any redeemable qualities and was actually just misguided and without hope... regis condemns his past self quite harshly but because he would never admonish angouleme in such a way i think he realizes that the self-loathing is excessive and unproductive and potentially harmful

i said this in a post already, but geralt is overflowing with fatherly vibes and milva is also stern so i think there is a lot of value in regis to angouleme , in that she can tell him practically anything and he won’t get on her case for it . she finds this kind of amnesty in him whereas with the other members of the hansa they’d freak and start asking her all these questions. regis is just like “hm ok” and maybe discusses a little but doesn’t give her shit for it. this allows angouleme to confide a lot of stuff that she wouldn’t normally feel safe to tell someone else, and also probably gets her out of a lot of trouble bc someone (a very powerful someone) will know where she is and what she’s doing... so if she gets into trouble, she has a lifeline

this also means she can tell him a lot of funnie stories that she doesn’t have to stop herself with because “was gonna say smth funny and then remembered it involved murder.” also regis has like a thousand stories too obviously so he counters her wild tales with smth even crazier and then they’ll try to compete for a bit like “well ONE TIME i...” but angouleme actually always wins and neither knows how she does

surgery lessons, or basically regis was sewing someone up and angouleme invaded the scene going “can i watch can i watch”

also alchemy lessons, which turns into basically “so that’s how you make fisstech... interesting”

i think also in these mentorships regis quizzes her lightly like “and what reactions does this species of plant produce in the human body...?” and angouleme says the right answer, “oh they drop dead” and regis is like “very good!” and angouleme kind of goes insane with happiness a little at being called ‘good’ / being praised by a parental figure for maybe like one of the first times in her life. similarly, i think regis would attest to angouleme’s character at the breakfast table in discussions, and say things like “well our angouleme is very smart” and she’d be like >:3!!!

as in canon, adopting each other’s speech mannerisms... not just regis adopting angouleme’s unique phrases, but i would also like to think abt angouleme saying smth pseudo-philosophical to throw someone off of her tracks... like “so, i owe you money... but what is the concept of debt and ownership, anyways? isn’t it all just a construct by society? by humanity?” and then she bolts and evades her creditors

regis trying to teach angouleme stuff and then being like “oh wait i forgot you can’t fly, hmm... ” “oh wait i forgot you can’t hypnotize people, hmm....... that complicates things...” ... jokes on regis though bc apparently angouleme can scale buildings and talk her way out of a lot of situations, so that’s almost as good as flight and hypnosis

im trying to not be sad rn but i think regis would be a very good person to cry on. like his cloak is very soft. and he smells like herbs. so there you go. but i think also angouleme having a breakdown would be cathartic for both of them because angouleme realizes that she’s being vulnerable around an adult and she isn’t afraid of them and regis realizes that he has a responsibility to not treat physical wounds, but rather to treat emotional ones and that’s infinitely more difficult

i think angouleme would have breakdowns to regis about: her family/her mother, geralt taking her into the hansa but she feels like he probably just sees her as a replacement daughter, i think also she gets into too much trouble one night and regis has to get her out of trouble and she kind of just breaks down because her life is crazy and has always been crazy and there’s no way out because this is all she has

i think angouleme also gets pretty upset at seeing children/teens with “perfect lives,” like she just gets crazy bitter about it... and there’s no shortage of nobility around the palace, so she’s constantly reminded of her background. i think regis’s not-being-a-human-isms and philosophy that stems from an immortal perspective that all humans are equal in life and death can help with this. but also he kind of has to learn that you can’t just talk about smth abt society or the past that is fucked up and solve it by having had said it... it will always remain an issue...

i also think that regis has his ravens scout around for angouleme’s lost pendant with a sea-cat on it, but when she gets it back she gets mad and says that she doesn’t want it because she doesn’t want to be reminded of her mother, regis is like “ok” but angouleme is still mad, she realizes she’s mad because she doesn;t think that regis realizes that he’s actually become more of a guardian to her than her biological mother was, and tries to provoke him but regis is unprovokable ofc so he’s like hm explain that and angouleme just spills her emotions

to bring this back to happy i think they could also prank geralt pretty hard. and or eavesdrop. plus there will be times like where angouleme is waiting by a door trying to listen in and straining and regis stands like 3 feet from the door and hears everything perfectly, just recites it all aloud and she’s like oh this is so much easier. 

also once angouleme was eavesdropping on geralt and dandelion arguing and regis approached and was like “angouleme :/” and angouleme was like >:/ “get out of here i’m tryna eavesdrop” and regis was like “there’s a more professional way to do this” and disappears through the door, angouleme is like “showoff!” ... geralt smells sage and throws a moon dust bomb at him and regis coughs up silver shards for the rest of the day. also when angouleme hears the explosion she jumps in, so this was a failed attempt all around

[the-static-and-i]

⏳ :)

// SO THIS IS A FUCKING LONG ONE, AND UM, OOF AT THE ENDING?? BUT IM P HAPPY WITH HOW THE REST OF IT CAME OUT, SO HERE THE FUCK WE ARE??? 

ITS ALSO A CLOAK BOI, CAUSE IM A FUCKING SLUT FOR THAT SHIT RN, AND ITS KIND OF A CONTINUATION OF THE LAST REQUEST FIC? THIS TIME ITS ~EVERYONE~ GETTING FUCKED ON.

TW: Prison-esque cells, chains, collars, bomb mention, anxiety, anxiety inducing text, drowning, shattered glass, glass shards, cuts, electrocution, character death. Please let me know if i missed anything, this is a big one.

They had been trapped for four days. No word from Sam or Marvin or Anti or even the cult assholes. Jackie had been fruitlessly trying to hack to each of their accounts, hoping for a clue or a location, some physical place he could go and get Marvin and everyone out of.

Finally, as he set his bags onto the bed of their new hotel room, he got five notifications from the server all at once. He glanced at it, assuming it was just casual conversation with weird timing, but saw each one of them was from Two. The preview of every message read "Tick tock. :)...", and Jackie fumbled to unlock his phone, pulling up the server and the first chat he saw, Phaedo. Everyone active was responding negatively at the code underneath the message, but he saw Chance and Alex mentioning getting onto solving it.

Nic rested his hand on Jackie's arm, hugging him from behind. Jackie relaxed a little, leaning back into the hold and turning off his phone, hoping that someone would get the code quick.

He got his wish; by the time he woke up the next morning, all groups had solved the code and JJ had dm'ed him.

"They're taunting you. You know it's probably a trap, right?"

He pulled up the code, seeing a link that led to a picture of Marvin chained up, the caption reading "Better hurry, hero. Your brother's waiting." With some coordinates attached. He sighed, looking over at Nic who had been working on the code late last night while Jackie had been trying to get information on the cult members. He was curling closer to Jackie's side, still asleep.

He sighed quietly, plugging the coordinates into his map app, seeing that they led scarily close to their current hotel. Anxiety chewed at his nerves, but he ignored it as best he could, finally typing a quick message back to JJ, "I know, but we dont have a choice. I'll be careful."

He turned over, wrapping an arm around Nic and hugging him close for a moment, long enough that he slowly starting waking up, before laying a gentle kiss to his forehead.

Nic was giving him a sleepy smile when he pulled away, and he uttered a soft "Hey."

"Hey. That code last night? Leads to more coordinates. They're nearby, so I'm gonna head out. You should try to stay out of the hotel, just in case it's not a coincidence that they're so close."

Nic yawned and nodded, working his way up but pausing to stretch. Jackie followed suit, pulling the sheets up lazily and moving to find his bag and costume.

10 minutes later, they were both outside, Nic heading towards the local mall, Jackie speed-walking over to the destination from the code. There was nothing on the map in the location, but the cultists had confirmed that they had gotten the answer, so he didnt hesitate more in getting going.

It turns out the map was wrong, he realized as he reached the destination. There was a small, beat up shack, the remnants of a burned house or some small fort, on the property. He heaved a sigh, watching his steps closely as he moved toward the building, texting updates to the group chat.

He stepped onto the foundation, breathing a small sigh of relief that nothing had jumped out and attacked him in the 6 yard gap between sidewalk and cement.

He glanced down at the group chat, seeing Two piping in with a simple "tick tock," repeating themself but setting Jackie's nerves on fire. He buried his anger and confusion at how they got into the locked chat, telling them to fuck off and then saying hed be back soon.

He stayed quiet as he looked around again, turning off his phone and slipping it into his pocket as he passed the blackened remains of a doorframe.

In the corner of the next room was a cellar door, metal and grey, with a rusty padlock keeping chains around the handles. He ripped off the chains easily, pulling the doors open and eyeing the steps warily.

This was so a trap. He sighed again, grabbing one door and pulling it off of the hinges so he had less chance of getting trapped in whatever hell was waiting for him, before finally descending.

His vision didnt change the farther down he went, but he could feel the dull throbbing in his temples that meant his night vision had kicked in.

All around him were cells, empty ones that didnt even have food trays or windows, and definitely no bed. His ears perked as he heard shuffling in one of them farther ahead, looking into it and seeing- "Marvin?"

Jackie was quick to pull open the door, his brother looking up at him with weary eyes, but a small smile twitching up his lips.

"Knew you'd make it. Little help?" Marvin rattled the chains around his wrists, Jackie nodding and pulling them out of the walls, then getting to work on unlocking them from around his limbs.

"You look like shit, Marv." Jackie tried to sound playful, but he had been worried as fuck, and he wasnt totally convinced this wasnt a trap.

"Its this new diet I'm trying: not eating or sleeping for a few days? Maybe you should give it a shot." Jackie snorted, successfully pulling both sets of chains off of Marvin's limbs before noticing the big fucking collar.

"Jesus, 's this overkill or what?" He mumbled under his breath.

"Right, that's what I'm saying, it's not like I- ow- not like I punched him in the throat or anything." Jackie gave him a look. "I didnt! I elbowed his nose. Sam punched him in the throat!"

Jackie tensed up, glancing back through the bars but not seeing anybody. "Sam's here? Who else is?"

"She uh, she was? Anti came and dragged her out a bit before you got here, and she didn't look like she was in the best shape.. You're going after them, right?" The collar came off finally, Marvin grabbing it and setting it aside carelessly. He stood up as Jackie moved backwards, his knees protesting at the movement as blood flooded back into them. He wobbled on his feet, leaning hard against Jackie as his numb feet struggled to support him. "Shit.."

When he was stable enough to stand on his own, Jackie finally responded. "Course I'm going after them, he cant hurt anybody else. Who else is here? Can you get them out?" His mind was racing, his eyes flicking between Marvin's dull ones.

"I.. can try? But my magic.." He tried to create a flame at his fingertips, instead getting small sparks that fizzled out. "Yeah, no. Do you even know where he took her?"

Jackie hesitated before shaking his head. "No. So I'll get everyone out, and then we have to find out how to get them home safe.." Jackie tried to ignore that that would be harder than he made it sound, stepping back into the hallway and onto the next cell.

Finally, all five people stood in the hallway, shaking and crying but unharmed. Marvin led them out, following Jackie's shouted directions, since he held the rear.

As they all climbed out, in an almost single-file orderly line, Jackie heard something. He turned his head, his foot still on the bottom step, only seeing the long hallway with an unnatural darkness at the end of it. His fight or flight kicked in, rocking forward on his toes as he turned back to Marvin, who was holding a hand out to him.

"Jackie dont, you dont know what's in there and we have to get these guys safe."

"I know, but-" tick tock. The sound reverberated off the walls, Jackie looked back and saw a shape forming in the darkness.

"Dont you fucking dare, Jackie come on!" Marvin called, but Jackie didnt look at him, instead stepping down and turning towards the hallway.

"Get them out of here, please. Stay safe," he heard Marvin groan in irritation, before he corralled the people together and led them away. Jackie waited until their steps faded away before he moved down the hall, glancing into every cell as he passed. tick tock.

He stopped and listened as the sound came again, hoping to locate its source but no dice. The echoes had faded when he finally moved again, his pace even slower than before, in case the ticking was a bomb or something similar.

ticktock. He flinched, his head ducking to his left as he swore the sound was right in his ear, nothing more than a quick whisper that had his skin crawling. He looked around hastily, ensuring he wasnt about to be jumped, before he picked up his pace again, realizing that the noises were coming from Anti or similar, not anything that would explode.

He glanced into the next set of cells, tick tock tick. It came from in front of him, so he kept moving. Ticktocktick. He started running, the shape at the end of the hallway solidifying the closer he got. ticktockticktock. The hallway seemed to drag on, he stopped checking the cells, nearly sprinting. tick tock tick tock.

He skidded to a stop as everything warbled around him, the cells fading to dirty plastered walls, ticktocktick, the end of the hallway rushing forward to meet him. He backed up, trying to outrun the stone wall, tick tock tick, but it stopped far before it reached him, blending seamlessly into the rest of the wall before he could blink. ticktock.

He looked around the new room in a rush, realizing the sound was slowing down and he had no idea where he was. tick tock. He walked over to where the stone wall had been, banging against it and hoping to find it hollow. It wasnt though, and he huffed an irritated worried sigh, turning and putting his back to the wall, tick. tock. as he reexamined his surroundings. There was no door, no window, no light source, no pillars, nothing. The walls were bare, the floor was wooden, the ceiling was low and empty.

tick. He heard a glitching sound, his eyes having to readjust to the sudden green light of Anti appearing. In front of the glitch was Sam, struggling desperately against the arm around her throat. tock.

Jackie ran and lunged forward, Anti's cackle echoing around the room as he glitched away. He was kicked from behind, a boot to the center of his back that had him stumbling over his own feet. He swiveled midair, landing on his ass and shielding his face against whatever blow might be coming.

There wasnt one. Instead, Anti stood in front of him, flicking open and closed a knife at his side. His leer was cruel, almost illuminating the rest of his face. Jackie didnt look away, pushing himself to his feet as he forced his heartrate down.

"No witty quips or clever catchphrase, hero?" Anti sneered, his body glitching out.

"Nah, you arent worth the effort. But if you want-"

"If I’m not-" tick, "maybe she is." He smiled, glitching Sam back into the room. She shook her head as she saw them both, quickly hugging herself and backing away. "Or maybe him?" tock, Nic glitched in, looking around the room confused. He glared at Anti as soon as he gained his bearings, reaching out for Jackie.

As his hand brushed the fabric of Jackie’s costume, he was thrown back across the room like he had been shocked. He sat up quickly, seeing Jackie was back against the opposite wall, like he had been shocked too. Nic rushed toward his side, hitting a glass wall after only a couple steps. He hit it hard, staggering back but not falling. He pressed his hands against the pane, turning to glance at his side and seeing Sam with her hands pressed against two glass walls of her own, one separating them.

“Sammy, you okay?” He asked, seeing the bags under her eyes and her shaking arms. She stared blankly out through the glass, giving only a small nod in response.

“You?” Her voice was quiet, hoarse, Nic couldnt tell if it was from screaming or not having water in a few days, but he figured he didnt want to know just yet.

“Uh, was good up until now. We’re gonna be oka-” As if on cue, the sound of rushing water cut him off quickly, and he muttered a soft curse. He looked forward again, seeing Jackie standing up again, with Anti between him and the glass cells.

“Tick tock, Jackaboy. Who’ll you save this time?” Anti glitched away, his voice still reverberating as he spoke again, “My money’s on neither.”

“Fuck you, asshole!” Nic shouted, banging on the glass once before stepping back from it. Anti laughed joyfully, either at Nic or at Jackie running full speed at the glass in front of him.

His body slammed into the wall in front of Nic, the box wobbling back and forth, the water at his feet sloshing around in tandem. He backed up, looking over at Sam and seeing her backed against the wall opposite Nic. She ran forward too, her impact rocking both of their boxes a little. She groaned softly and rubbed her shoulder, backing up again anyway.

“Sam dont, dont hurt yourself. I got this, Im getting you both out of here.” He ran forward again, hearing the glass crack as his arm hit the same spot again. The cage rocked back dangerously far, Nic calling out as he pushed himself forward to offset the weight. It worked, the cage stabilized, and Jackie was ready to run again. “Back up.”

Nic complied, and Jackie ran full speed at the cage, successfully breaking through the glass with his shoulder. He pushed himself through the big fucking hole, further shattering the glass until he could reach Nic.

Sam gasped next to them, but Jackie didnt divert his attention yet. “D-dads, if something happens, you two get out, i love you both, tell everyone im so-” her voice was rushed, but her own screams still cut her off.

Jackie looked over quickly, seeing wires laying in the water at her feet. The electricity off of them was visible, and Sam was fighting to not let her legs give out. Jackie cursed, hastily jumping back from Nic’s cage and readying himself to run again, Nic standing next to him. He didnt object, instead cueing Nic to run with him, the two of them rocking the box back. She yelped as the water climbed higher up her bare legs, but bit her lips and leaned forward against the rocking.

The two of them backed up again, barely waiting for the box to stabilize again before taking off. The glass cracked loudly, a small shatter going across the entire front of the pane. Water started spurting out from the cracks, but it kept climbing higher, soaking her shorts and tank top without going past her belly button yet. She cried out as the electricity increased, her body doubling over and accidentally splashing into the water.

Her voice doubled as Jackie and Nic backed up, Ren trying to take over and front so Sam didnt have to suffer any more. The box rocked back as the shatter got bigger, not breaking but getting close, so close, they were so close.

“We love you both, you can do this, we believe in y-” The electricity increased again, and Ren gasped, feeling her heart beat shudder and fuck up, her breath catching in her throat. She couldnt even cough, the water rising up to her throat making her larynx twitch and close up.

The men, her dad, her dads that she rarely talked to, slammed into the glass, but it bounced them off of it instead of breaking. She heard Anti’s laugh, his cruel, sadistic, grating laugh, before the water rose again, covering her ears and eyes and soon her whole head. She couldnt move, her body was so stiff, she had to swim, had to fucking move, come on, please, but she couldnt force her muscles to tense or relax.

On the other side of the glass, she saw the shapes of Jackie and Nic, still throwing themselves at the glass, she tried so desperately hold her breath, to hold out, to keep herself alive so Sam could hug them both again. The electricity, Anti, was so against her determination though, increasing until she could actually feel her heart struggle to keep pumping as all of her muscles froze up.

She screamed out, seeing the shadows on the other side coming closer again, fucking hoping that this was the one. Her vision went dark all at once, but she didnt hear the glass break. She tried to open her eyes, tried to look out at her family, tried so hard to call out to them, but her body wasnt responding, barely even twitching as the electricity increased more. She didnt even feel it happen; she was gone. 

[matronaa]

Jungkook “fuckboy?” drabble

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Word count: 1,637

Genre: Fluff/mentions of smut?

Okay look its about 1 in the morning while im writing this and i just got done literally scrolling thru @jungshookz  e n t i r e page and honestly ive been delusionally laughing over her stories for like an hour and a half like the tattooartist!jungkook fic legit killed me i love it  and i’m probably going to force my friend to check her out because legit i love it so much and she seems like such a funny person and if she sees this 1) ily and ur writing and i wanna be friends but idk how to start a conversation because im a awKwARd bEan and 2) im sorry for probably spamming ur notifications with likes okay i couldnt help it so now im inspired for the first time in a while to write but im way to loopy to put together an actual fic so enjoy this ig

Okay i should stop rambling (okay just note that im so sleep deprived that i had to google ‘words for excessive talking’ to remember the word rambling because im an idiot and i cant think and ooo its 1:11 am rn make a wish b*tches)

Okay im sorry ill begin~

A/n all of this is completely unedited and if bad grammar annoys you srry not srry

Lets talk about what fuckboy!jungkook is oki

I feel like in reality there are just a bunch of rumors about him but hes so smol and hes the quiet type so he doesnt have the energy to dismiss them

Like im sorry soft jungkook is way to good in my mind rn okay #cuddles4days im not in the mood for him to strangle me with his amazing biceps

Anyway

you never rlly met him in the 4 years of going to the same highschool as him (since you’re in those smart people classes like humanities) until senior year

You and him had the same AP Lit. class lmao english class is  l i t

Which surprised you bc of the rumors like i thought he was a badboy ?? arent those normally idiots ??

Nah my bby is a smart nugget, he just likes to look hella bf 25/8

First day of school cliche where you show up late to class and have to sit next to him because i  d i e  for those plots okay

But you dont know thats him because you’ve never seen him, so you’re confused on why most of the girls keep glaring at you

But soon enough you catch on and you’re like fml

And then the professor is like “where you are sitting is your assigned seating for the rest of the year” and you’re like f m L

He ends up introducing himself to you because i mean like table buddies

But hes really nervous because hes a cute little bean and you’re hella cute cuz lets be honest ur probably wearing like basic black leggings and a hoodie with your hood over your head to hide the bed hair you didnt feel like brushing that morning

Oh, just me? Okay…

He likes ur name because it rolls off the tongue and he thinks it suits you even tho he doesnt know you

Yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You dont really think hes a fuckboy because he seems so nice and he has the cutest lil bunny smile sEE

That is until after school u end up getting to ur locker late because u left something in one of your classes

And u see him pinning a girl against the lockers down the hall

And ur like well shit nvm

And u quickly get ur shit and go because das  a w k w a r d

But then he sees u run off and hes like awh crap i dun fucked up

A few weeks go by and u notice he barely really comes to class so u usually sit alone

On days he does come his chair seems extra close to yours and he’s basically smothering you

But u dont mind because he smells nice

And on the days he does come you get kinda excited because

1) you get a partner who doesnt expect you to do all of the work

2) this boy cute when he gets all intelligent

Ur  like “yes pls continue speaking about the essay we are writing that i have no idea is on because i kept getting lost in the sound of ur voice”

He notices when u zone out because you start staring at his lips when hes talking and he thinks its the cutest thing

One day u get assigned a week long project and ur close enough friends with jungkook to basically scold and force him to come to class all week

But only if he can force u to come to his house to work on it after school

Which you’re low key nervous of because ur going to a ‘fuckboy’s house’ by yourself

And u dont wanna do the dirty because ur a pure child haha not for long

But you agree anyway

And honestly even after the project is done (which you got an A on) you continue going over to his house because his bed is comfortable and he always has snacks

And his mom loves you

Like legit on days you dont go the next day you do she’s like “wheRE WERE YOU”

When the semester is over the professor lets you pick seats but you both enjoy each other’s company so you stay seated together.

finally ur at his house one day and ur just laying on his bed scrolling thru insta and he’s sitting on his bean bag in the corner on his phone and u look up at him and realise

Shit

You like him

Like a lot

And u mentally face palm because this was not supposed to happen

But it happened and you’re too far down the hole to climb out

Sometimes u end up napping at his house after school because his bed is more comfortable than yours and one friday night u wake up in his arms

And its like the best feeling ever

Its so warm and hes so cuddly hes like latched onto you

You stay under the warm blankets before you question when he even got in bed since he was playing video games before you fell asleep

And then his phone lights up and ofc you check it for him bc ur a nosey bitch

But not before you observed how adorable he was while he was sleeping

Nope not creepy at all

its his friend tae texting him (you didn’t really know his friends since you had different friend groups)

You check it and its smth like “stop staring at y/n while shes sleeping and reply u creep”

And you’re like w a t

So you scroll up and see that while u were sleeping jungkook went on a full rant on how cute u are and how whipped he is

And ur like holy fadoodles dis boy likes me

And so u decided to text tae like “this is y/n, does he actually like me”

Which turns into you both having a convo on how thirsty jungkook is until he wakes up

Hes like wtf r u doing and he snatches the phone and reads through your messages with tae while u like sit up to stare at him

And he’s still half asleep so it takes him to realise whats going on

“Omfg y/n i can explain-”

He starts rambling about how long he had been crushing on u and that he didn’t want to tell you because you seemed uninterested so he kept it a secret and never told anyone

And honestly he was freaking out because the onE tiMe he tells anyone that he likes you, you find out

But while he’s rambling you’re coming up with an excuse to text your mom that you’re spending the night at his house, so you just say he’s not feeling well and his parents are gone for the weekend.

Lmao she doesnt care she’s just like “lmao ik ur lying but have fun dont get pregnant”

Or Maybe thats just my mom idk

You have to shut him up by snatching his phone out of his hands and kissing him

When you pull away you’re just like “you talk too much lmao”

You explain to him that you like him too and u just get under the covers again and snuggle up next to him, and he wraps his arms around you

And you stay like that for a while before hes like “its late you should get home”

And you tell him you’re staying the night whether he likes it or not

And he is so down for that

But then you end up just spending the weekend there because why not his parents love you

And every night is just filled with cuddling, watching netflix, making out, late night snacks, etc.

Saturday night he gets a lil touchy and soon enough ur like straddling him and grinding your hips against his

But then he’s like “Ive never done this before” and you c o m b u s t

Ur like aren’t you like the school fuckboy how have you not done this

And he tells you its all just rumors and hes too lazy to set the record straight

And you basically decide to take things slow that night since it was you’re first time too and honestly it was so cute

It wasn’t really steamy rough sex it was more soft fluffy love making that is filled with giggling and exploring and appreciating each other

That was definitely the night you fell in love with him

Which is big because you thought love was gross

The next day you’re cuddling and he’s like “you know ur my gf now”

And ur like duh

You start going on cute dates after that like going to cafes or amusement parks

He loved taking you to the beach during the summer because u looked gr8 in a bikini

You found out you were going to the same college with was fantastic, so you decided to rent an apartment together nearby the campus instead of living in a dorm.

Which normally you’d be against because moving in together so quickly ?? but you felt different like this relationship was going to last

UNTIL HE CHEATED

Lmao jk gotcha bitch

My baby is too pure and innocent to cheat

Well innocent until you both get into bed and then oh lord it gets steamy

He wants to experiment with like e v e r y t h i n g and honestly you were down

But ofc you set some boundaries.

There were lines he couldn’t cross

I mean sometimes he tried but you shut that down real quick

Overall your relationship was perfect and you couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend

I mean he brought you pizza rolls and dr pepper to ‘study dates’ how could you not love him.

Oml it took me over an hour to write this its like 2:30 am why am i awake anyway imma go to bed now, idk ur name jungshookz but pls write more fanfics i need more to read late at night okay gnite

[lovebunnie]

all of them :))) ✨🌟

oh dear lord mads

Crimson - What was an event that’s shaped you to be who you are today? - i would probably say when i took my speech classes, as it really grew my love of public speaking and speech writing :>

Light Pink - Do you have stuffed animals? - yeah! i have a plush elephant, a green dinosaur, a small lamb, and a plush tweek doll from south park. they all chill with me and i love them

Blush - Are you single? - indeed i am!

Amaranth - What’s your favourite emotion? - im fond of :3 and :p

Cherry Blossom - How are you feeling right now? - kind of nervous for camp but overall really excited! and sleepy but thats unrelated

Hollywood Cerise - What are your ambitions? - i want to become a speech teacher or an english teacher and teach people how to find their voice in public speaking

Razzmatazz - Favourite TV Show? - …hannibal…

Rose - Where do you feel most comfortable? - in my room, with a laptop on my bed and my cat next to me, just fuckin Chillin

French Rose - What is your favourite flavour? - lemon!!

Cameo Pink - Favourite movie? - dead poets society, all day every day

Buff Orange - Would you consider yourself athletic? - not at fucking all. i used to be but not anymore :[

Burnt Sienna - Favourite smell? - roses and peaches. hell fucking yeah.

Melon - Do you like to dance? - sure! when i get ready in the morning and at night i dance to random music in my pajamas 

Carrot - Do you bake? - i make shit from boxed things, but from scratch no

Copper - What is your favourite kind of day? - a rainy day but not a thunderstorm and its saturday and i just got out of work and i have lots of money from it :3

 Orangeade - When do you feel alive? - gonna keep it real with u, i cant really remember the last time i felt really alive. im just kinda here exisiting 

Gamboge - Where do you want to travel? - id love to go to europe or back to san francisco or new york city!!

Peach - Favourite texture/s? - lace…

Vermillion - How brave are you? - not brave at all! im such a coward!

Bittersweet Shimmer - What is your favourite memory? - when my best friend visited from maryland and we hung out all day. thats the first that comes to mind.

Flax - Do you like going to the beach? - i fucking hate the beach

Wheat - Who can you trust the most? - i have a lot of trust issues but i really honestly can trust my best friend irl, @sarkisianns, and @g0bbleb0ners. i luv dem.

Laser Lemon - What kind of phone do you have? - an iphone 6

Gold - Are you high maintenance? - i cant really say for sure but like, probably yeah im a mess

Mellow Yellow - How calm are you? - im never calm literally ever i have an anxiety disorder

Unmellow Yellow - How high energy are you? - i used to be super high energy but recently ive been tired all the time :[

Papaya Whip - How honest are you? - i try to be as honest as humanly possible. i see honesty as the best way to go always, no matter what.

Transparent Yellow - Would you consider yourself to be special? - id like to imagine i am but honestly probably not

Canary - Favourite song? - atm its souk eye by gorillaz, but in the past its been ‘american pie’ and ‘viva la vida’

Reed Yellow - Do you play an instrument? - used to play drums, but not anymore! so no

Pear - Where do you feel rested? - in bed

Olive - What is your favourite food? - sushi is mmy fav its yummy

Fern - Favourite plant? - roses!!!!!!!

Moss - Are you quiet or loud? - depends on who you are. if i know u, i never shut up. if we dont know each other, im really silent. 

Tea green - How do you relax? - i try to sleep or i watch drew gooden on youtube

Celadon - Dream job? - in a perfect world? speech writer or professional public speaker 

Harlequin - Can you act? - im not really a theatre kid, but i am taking theatre next year so like who knows maybe ill find my calling

Malachite - Do you speak more than one language? - god i WISH but no

Mantis - Favourite animal? - kitties or sloths :3

Seafoam Green - Do you like water? - i fucking love it so much if i didnt have it, id LITERALLY die

Sky Blue - Would you ever want to fly? - sure! then id never have to drive which is ideal

Periwinkle - Would you want to breathe underwater? - yeah why not

Powder Blue - Or control the weather? - prob not i wouldnt know what is best for all the plants so i might kill them. but maybe to move all the hurricanes so no one dies……… yeah lets do that

Liberty - Become the president/prime minister? - id rather be shot in the chest

Space Cadet - Become an astronaut? - even tho i was known as ‘space kid’, space is terrifying so no thank u

Celeste (lol it me) - Have perfect pitch? - nah i like singing badly

Eton Blue - Become invisible? - YES PLEASE!!!!

Indigo - Become immortal? - no thanks, i dont want to see my mom die ever

Iris - Grow plants at will? - ROSES EVERYWHERE!!!!! THATS THE DREAM!!!!!!

Whispering Blue - Or teleport? - HELL YES!!!

Lilac - Would you want kids? - no way no how

Lavender - What is your favourite time of day? - early morning with the soft sunrise!!

Mulberry - Could you betray someone? - this is ominous as fuck but probably…. not… i mean, id like to think i couldnt

Eminence - Favourite sounds? - music and my kitty purring and making my friends laugh :3

Palatinate - Do you think you’ll make it to 100 years old? - probably not lbr

Prune - Do you ever think about dying? - everytime i enter a car or a movie theatre or walk alone i think about dying

Fandango - Do you spontaneously start singing sometimes? - YES. ITS MAGICAL

Thistle - If you could become wise, rich, or intelligent, which would you rather? - rich so i could give money to people who need it since rich people refuse to fucking do it

Mauve - What would you name your kids/pets? - id name a cat neil and a ferret either milo or bilbo

Royal Purple - What’s your favourite emotion? - …happiness…?

Cream - If you had 1 day left to live, what would you do? - probably sit in my bed and sob uncontrollably

 Silver - Are you a good person? - i dont think so, no

Ecru - How do you feel about the world today? - i think its in a very scary place rn and sometimes its hard to see good but if u look or it, it will always be there

Auburn - Favourite colour? - pink or red :p

White - Do you own lots of makeup? - i wish i owned more but im terrible at makeup so not really no 

Black - What is the greatest success of your life so far? - probably getting my blackbelt

Bronze - Would you follow my blog? - u silly goose….. i already AM!!! :DPink Nectar - What’s your aesthetic? - roses and peaches and softness and angels and sunshine and heart shaped objects and kitties and everything girly and delicate 

Sepia - Do you like photography? - sure! but im bad at it but i like looking at it

[markleetrashh]

Nct as Vampires

Request: Hi! Could you do an NCT Vampire au? Like how each of the members would be as a vampire? Thank you! :) I hope I requested correctly

A/N: i was actually thinking of writing a single post for each member but it’d be too many so here’s only a brief summary !! if you want me to emphasise on a specific member please do request again !

Assume that only you know about their identity and they promised not to hurt you as long as you don’t tell anyone else ,, and also you live together with them

–

Taeil:

really chill about his identity

like when you first told him you knew , all he did was get shocked and asked how you knew , then went back to being normal

acts more like a human than a vampire tbh

you don’t even know how he survives because you never actually saw him eat/suck ( is this even right it sounds wrong omg ) any other living things before for their blood

and when you ask him ,

he simply replies with a “ secrets ”

turns out he’s been drinking blood he stole from clueless vampire WinWin’s bottle/jar since they stay in the same room

Hansol:

he’s so quiet and mysterious it’s creepy

like you don’t know when he’d do something dangerous and sudden

so you lowkey stayed away from him even after he promised not to hurt you

but then you realised he’s an actual softie

because you saw him crying over an anime once

yes vampires need entertainment too

so you start opening up to him

and he shares with you about his family and ancestors

like how great of vampires they were

when he goes out to hunt at night though ,

he becomes really serious and you lowkey got scared once because he came back home with blood all around his mouth

then he smiles at you innocently and blankly

and you can’t help but return a fake smile like hansol you’re scaring me get away and wash up first

Johnny:

okay he likes teasing you A LOT

okay maybe more of threatening , not teasing

like one time you were too lazy to cook lunch for him ,

he got super close to you and whispered sarcastically like “ i can’t guarantee you’d still be able to stay up till dinner tonight though ”

and he shows his fangs too like stop johnny what are you doing

so you were left with no choice but to cook for him

he’s such a flirty vampire i cant even

like he got you a black dress and cap one day

and when you asked him why ,

he was like “ you should know we vampires can’t be exposed to sunlight ,, but your beauty and smile’s shining brighter than it so i gotta cover you up ”

go away johnny ew

kidding he’s so hot tbh

Taeyong:

really particular about how he looks and acts

like he’s really ‘elegant’ as a vampire (?) ( does this even make sense omg )

like his cape must be washed and ironed out properly every day before night falls

and he HAS to do it himself

one time you helped him wash and clean it ,

he got so pissed he didn’t come back for two nights

turns out he was living in some kind of abandoned house as a bat

and he couldn’t stand the dust so he had no choice but to come back

he sometimes forgets that you’re human so he shares with you on stories of all the people he’s eaten

and when you’re like “ taeyong that’s too much detail … ”

he gets all jumpy like , “ oh shit i forgot , i’m sorry ”

“ i forgot i got too caught up ”

but he doesn’t really seem different from a human being so you’re not that much bothered by him

Yuta:

okay here we have another flirty vampire

like really really flirty

like one moment you’d just be there watching television ,

then a pair of hands wraps tightly around your hips

“ want me to turn you into one too ? ”

“ no wth yuta what are you doing ”

“ couldn’t resist you ”

“ stop yuta , hands off ”

“ who are you to tell me what to do , i have the powers here ”

“ yeah sure if you don’t let go i’ll move out rn ”

then he lets go right away and pouts like a small kid

he’s really lazy and afraid to go out under the sun so he stays at home like 24/7

and he clings onto you like a leech

disturbing and annoying you as a form of entertainment

Kun:

he’s such an angel though

but you didn’t knew he was a vampire until like 1 month of staying together

because you always wondered why he went out and came home so late in the night

until you saw him drinking some red & thick liquid one day in his cape

you almost screamed and fainted

but kun was nice enough to help you out , and confessed about his identity after

and was like “ don’t worry , i won’t hurt you , you’re too beautiful ”

he didn’t even tell you not to spread it , as he trusts that you will keep it a secret

so sweet tbh

smh why were you born as a vampire not an angel kun

Doyoung:

always shookt and worried that his identity might get revealed

so everytime you come home , the first thing he asks you is

“ did you tell anyone ? ”

“ doyoung of course not they’d think im crazy ”

“ are you sure ? ”

“ yes , i promise ”

then he goes back to acting all confident and laidback like

“ haha what’s there to be afraid of ”

then he turns into a bat and follows you around the next day to spy on you

and he thought you wouldn’t notice but in fact he’s so obvious so you just let him be

Ten:

always curious about the ‘humans’ like ,

“ wow Y/N how does it feel to die ? ”

“ do i look like i’ve died before , ten ? ”

“ hehe idk , im just curious , i’ve been living for like 127 this is not intentional years now ”

“ you’re so old ”

“ but i’m still cute right ?? ”

and he gives you a cute and innocent smile

you wonder if he’s even a vampire

but when he gets ready to go out at night he always has this smirk on his face

and he’d have eye contact with you before he flies off

so rude but you gotta admit he looks good

Jaehyun:

like taeil he’s pretty chill about his identity

his naturally white and fair skin caught your attention first

then he was always hiding in the room first thing in the morning , saying that he had to take his ’ daily medicine ’

turns out it was small cups of blood when you went to check

so when you first asked him he was just like

“ since i trust you , yeah i’m one ”

then he flashed his sharp fangs infront of you

and when he saw your shocked expression he’d laugh to himself , his cute and smol dimples coming back

he actually takes care of you instead , and protects you from other vampires/creatures from attacking

WinWin:

he’s such a soft person you couldn’t believe it when he told you he was a vampire

and he casually mentioned it to you during a conversation

you were shookt for days

“ why are you always so tired in the day ”

“ i don’t sleep at night ”

“ why ? ”

“ we are more active in the dark ”

“ ‘we’ ? ”

“ vampires .. ”

he’s cute and innocent most of the time

but when night time falls he gets really serious and doesn’t come back quickly ,

because he has to find the perfect type and taste of blood which suits him

The minors are all half-vampires instead of 'full’ ones

Mark:

he’s so clueless and adorable he often asks you vampire related questions that you cant even answer , like

“ why do we live forever ? will we never die ? wow that’s cool ”

“ mark i dont know .. ”

“ how am i supposed to take blood out of someone , won’t it hurt them ? ”

“ mark i’m not a vampire idk anything ”

“ oh … sorry ”

he’s so polite and nice he almost starved and fainted because he couldn’t bear to hurt anyone for blood

so you had no choice but to donate your own blood

which also refused to drink ,

but you forced it down his throat , so now active mark is back again

Renjun:

another literal angel why

he tries his best to sustain his hunger by only eating food

but part of him still feels drained because he’s half-vampire after all , he needs blood

so he tried drinking his own one ,

but it made him even sicker

so you had to ask for vampire taeyong’s help because he always had spare bottles of blood

just like that you lectured renjun on keeping his body healthy and fit

and he was like “ sure … but one person that i’d never ever eat is you , even if im dying ”

go reborn as an angel with kun please

Jeno:

he’s always smiling and cheerful , the thought of him being a vampire never once crossed your mind

but when he told you that he’s only half ,

you still got really shocked and speechless ,

and as soon as he noticed he promised not to hurt you

he likes showing you baby photos of himself , the growing process of his small fangs ,

and the way he’d always smile brightly

he likes going on walks with you but he always prepares a cap and a pair of jacket to cover himself , if he gets exposed to the sun too much

Haechan:

such a prankster i cant even

he’d offer to pour you a cup of water ,

then when he comes out with two cups filled with red liquid you’re like ,

“ this better not be blood haechan- ”

“ it is ”

“ what why ”

“ try it , it’s really good ”

“ no donghyuck i cant do this ”

“ shut up and drink it ”

and after a few minutes of arguing ,

“ it’s only some cranberry juice ”

and he also likes joking about turning you into a vampire too

and would use it as an advantage to call you to help him do things

“ help me wash my clothes … if not i might hurt you , idk ”

Jaemin:

a mixture of haechan + winwin

one moment he’d be all soft and positive ,

the other he’s scaring you with his fangs and blood

but he knows when to stop and not scare you too much

he’s also pretty flirty and smooth like

“ if you were a blood type you’d be my favourite ”

“ jaemin that’s not cool , stop ”

“ okay fine you’re my favourite human ”

Chenle:

he’s so happy and loud you didn’t think he was a vampire

and his looks did not help too , as he looked so cute and adorable to you

he slightly teases and joke with you

especially when he reminds you of the face you made when he first told you

your mouth and eyes were wide open and no words were said

he doesn’t really need that much blood so he acts just like a normal human being ,

only sometimes when you notice him getting a bit tired ,

you’d ask him to go eat/replenish on his blood intake and listens to you without fail

Jisung:

like chenle , this baby is still in the process of developing the vampire characteristics ,

so his fangs are still pretty short and he can perform perfectly well even without the intake of blood & under sunlight

so you had absolutely no idea he was one

until he accidentally told you while y'all were talking

and he got so flustered and worried after he realised his confession , he couldn’t sleep peacefully that night

but as soon as you told him you didn’t mind and would not spread it ,

he became to soften up and share more stories of his family to you

[harshhhlight]

Can you please answer from 1 to 100 ?

it only goes to 92

1:When did you lose your virginity? nov ‘15 - i was 17

2: Rough sex or soft sex? rough clearly

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? i wouldnt say its unusual anymore

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? probably the train station story?

5: Favourite sex position? prison/on ur side? 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? sub

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? most are haha

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? cant it be all? probably couch 

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? ya

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?  no

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? ur standard black lacey undies

12: How often do you have sex? not as often as i would like

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? could name a few

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? giving

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? i threw up whilst giving a BJ but just swallowed it and kept going

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? probably something by the weeknd or kanye

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?  1975 or some emo shit

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?  ehh 

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?  shower

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? bart maybe idk

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? ya fun times

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? during sex? only if i was close with the person. in general? always

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?  hahha yes

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? there is one bff i would

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) pee

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? idk i said dominance before but also someone just being rly sweet & cuddly also does the trick

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? probably late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?  neck or back

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? clearly boobs but also neck again

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: my toys?

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: i honestly cant think of anything

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] yah i dont understand why its so hot

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yeah if i can trust them or we’ve been dating long enough

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: food and sex isnt rly my thing

35: Worst possible time to get horny: work or on a plane

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? yeah

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: if its controlling ur life its an issue

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:  ‘best head ive ever received’ thx mate

39: Favorite foreplay activities:  i rly just like innocent shit like teasing and making out

40: What do you wear to bed? nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: i was 15

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? yeah

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? last year

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? obvioulsy

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?  yes

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? toothbrush

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?  sometimes bc im bi?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)  not a fan of receiving ive never enjoyed it

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?  love tattoos

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? would have to be serious

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? yes everything

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar

53: Do you watch porn? yes

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? no

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? yes

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? no

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? no

58: Booty or Boobs? booty

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) no

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?  no clue

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? yes

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?yes

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? na

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) clit

65. What is your bra/penis size? i gained alot of weight and dont like talking about sizes rn

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? nothing

67. When was the last time you masturbated? this morning

68. When was the last time you had sex?  a month ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn? this morning

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? vibrator

71. Guys:Circumsized? who cares

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? back 

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? vagina

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? no

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? yes

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? ages ago

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? dont have one

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? yes

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes

80. Favorite sexual position? ^

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? yes 

82. Are you into any BDSM? yes

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yes -coworker, friends ex

84. Do you like dirty talk? no

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? quiet mostly

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yes - my ex’s brother

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? rough shit

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? haahah no

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? does during Long distance count

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes but no

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? nope bc they got feelings

92. Ask whatever you want? ?????

[cultslugs-blog]

do kamukoma w the even numbers :0

alright y righty here we go

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2. Who’s the one to send the other “I love my gf/bf” memes:

god they’re both such memelords. its both of them they both do thi s,

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love:

eeeeee h,,,kam spoils ko. a l o t. he just wants his boy to be happy and that comes with a shit ton of unnecessary ( i mean its necessary but excessive ) affection bc gay weens

6.  What was their wedding like:

HELL. everyone RUINED IT. everyone was there and it was terrible because teruteru poisoned the food with aphrodisiac and it became another sexy soup incident all over again but hey. at least they did the seccs

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying:

AH MAN. kam doesn’t rly get panic attacks bc yknow, hes kam. so he’ll just carefully pull ko into his lap and make sure that he stops touching him if he doesnt want him to and shoosh him and kiss his forehead and try his best to calm him down and,,get him water if he needs it and a bucket in case he gotta vomit and its just. ye ah

10. Which one stares at the other’s booty like “damn” and how does the other react when catching them:

they both. they both do this. ko prolly becomes a blushy mess when he catches kam and. kam just blushes a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit and tells him to Stop so,

12. What do their dates look like:

they don’t rly go on dates. it’s usually just stay at home movie nights with blanket forts and junk food bc they’re both secretly 12 year olds inside.

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them:

ko bc. kam wouldn’t wake up in the morning anyways he’s not a morning person. and kam just huffs and turns around to sleep again while ko is just giggling his ass off

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless:

psshshhhthhthththt ko collects rocks and kam thinks its p pointless but he listens to ko go on about the shit he finds bc honestly hes kind of. lowkey interested in it bc with ko’s luck he finds all sorts of weird shit

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other:

neither of them are that kinky except for kam’s highkey praise kink  so its usually just a battle of ‘how fast can ko give kam a boner’

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?:

mmMmMmMMmMm soft cheesy disney love songs. like uh, once upon a dream, listen iM WEAK

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride?:

if ur talking about car joyrides then literally anything on the radio they dont give a shit

24.  Where would they vacation for a honeymoon?:

?????????? they wouldn’t go on a honeymoon. listen they just stay home and enjoy each other’s company and they don’t leave the house for like a week

26. Would they live in the city or the country?:

THE COUNTRY BC IT IS SECLUDED AND NICE AND QUIET AND THEY CAN HAVE PEACE

28: Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope?:

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,im so tired and i cant think rn so im not going to bother talking about this bc ill end up making myself v sad

30: Do they dance together?:

gGGOD YES

32: Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners?:

if you let ko into a kitchen there is a 99% chance the entire house will catch on fire so kam always cooks.

34: Are they a reckless couple or safe?:

mm p safei guess idk

36: What would their valentines gifts be to each other:

kam usually buys ko some flowers and bitter ass chocolates bc thats the only kind of choco he likes and ko buys kam a quality Book™ bc he is an egghead and also 2 boxes of chocolates bc kam rly likes sweets somehow

38: Which ones top, bottom, verse?:

kam. is . a . BOTTOM why cant i make this fandom UNDERSTAND. but yes kam bottoms ko tops is a dandy ol time

40: Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them?:

alright listen if you insult ko with kam in earshot you are going to end up with a broken nose there’s no way around it. and ko will just become his alternatively Salty Self and roast u to ashes

42: How would one react if the other was to die?:

are you. testing ME. becuase if you ask me, they both would do a not so happy thing-

44:  Do they want kids?:

they honestly. are too not Mentally Mature enough to make that decision so probably not but, maybeyknow

[borntobeyesterdayskids]

ALL.OF.THE.QUESTIONS

1:When did you lose your virginity? 18, dodgy club experience…2: Rough sex or soft sex? Depends on the situation/mood…(rn rough af)3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? depends what counts as unusual?…4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? behind a church..5: Favourite sex position? anything/everything with @b4d-legsss 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? both, mostly dom7: Have you ever had any one night stands? yessss8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? depends whats easiest to get to9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? yesss10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? no11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? anything red/black and lacy af12: How often do you have sex? as often as i can 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?@b4d-legsss all niiiiiight14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? i love both, hearing ya girls moans is high key the hottest thing tho15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? i needed to pee…?16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? pixies, foals, 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? arctic monkeys, the internet, etc18: Are you into dressing up for sex? depends what it is😂😂19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? shower is the oneee👌20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? always @b4d-legsss21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? nah, i dont share22: Do you/would you use sex toys? yupppp23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? always😭24: Would you have sex with your best friend? nahhh25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) love a good spliff, a cuddle, and a pizza26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?@b4d-legsss 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? both are fabulous28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? ew29: Favourite body part on the same sex? everything30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: obvs sexy shit31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: idk whats weird?32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, only from someone elses fingers though33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: unless youre trying for a baby nah34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: icing, ice cream, anything chocolate, pizza😭😭35: Worst possible time to get horny: deffo work or an interview36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? my favourite sound👅37: How much fapping is too much fapping: never38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 💁39: Favorite foreplay activities: all of them40: What do you wear to bed? trackies41: When was the first time you masturbated: idk like 15??42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? nah43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? yup44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? sure why not45: Have/would you ever had a threesome nah46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? ??47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? nah48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) love that shit bruh49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? no worries50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? hm51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? hot sauce52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? respect but neither53: Do you watch porn? nah54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? idk 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? naaaaa56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? nah57: If you could give yourself head, would you? nah58: Booty or Boobs? booty all the damn way😍59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) nah60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? idk just not be a fkin douche??61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? nah,62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? nah63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? everyday man64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) always the clit bruh65. What is your bra/penis size? too big66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? idk67. When was the last time you masturbated? yesterday68. When was the last time you had sex? too long69. When was the last time you watched porn? idk years70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? vibrator71. Guys:Circumsized? um72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? feet73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 😎74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? ive got super sensitive boobs and this still just aint a thing man??75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? nah76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? last night77. Which wet dream was your favorite? anything with @b4d-legsss78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? nah79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 😎😎80. Favorite sexual position? all81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? nah, daddy will do💃82. Are you into any BDSM? yuh83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? yeah i cant have sex rn because my peachy gf is 10 mill miles away84. Do you like dirty talk? love that shit👅85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? idk depends where i am86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yes😭87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? nah88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?@b4d-legsss 😉89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? yessssssss90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes and fuck no91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

nahhh