#i dilf-ified his ass

[galactic-bi-cat]

Dr Livesey from That TM "Treasure Island"

Honestly, I'm not even gonna explain myself,,,

(He has zero to none fandom here but enjoy?... whoever's left of his enjoyers)

Edit: w the famous audio

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

Y’know I’ve read a couple Pirate King Luffy time travels to become ASL’s dad fics, and they’re great but I do have one big issue with them, and that issue is that he never seems to care or even consider what’s up with his nakama. Like, in time travel fics where Luffy ends up back in his little body, that makes sense, cause he’s young still and may or may not even be able to help any of them. But if Luffy is a grown ass powerhouse already taking in Ace, Sabo and this timelines Luffy…

Why wouldn’t he pick up Sanji? Why wouldn’t he find a way to get Brook, or chase down Robin? At the very least he should beat up Arlong. They won’t be HIS, it’s true. They won’t be his Strawhats. But they’re still his nakama and he still loves them? Also I just want more fics that Dilf-ify Luffy where he’s EVERYBODY’S dad/big brother/fun uncle. He deserves it.

….. maybe I’ll add it to the List

[zhongster]

What are your top 5 male characters when it comes to burp headcanon and your reasoning?

okay i’m gonna assume you mean my favorites but if i misunderstood the prompt and you want me to do who among them are able to let out the biggest burps just let me know :)

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

5.

Kaoru Sakurayashiki/Cherry Blossom (Sk8 The Infinity)

i love cherry so much. he’s one one of my favorite characters of all time. he plays into that “prim and proper character who is quietly capable of earth-shattering belches” trope that gets me every time. i feel like he learned how to burp on command back in his high school punk days with joe and he retains the ability to this day. i also think that he swallows his burps in front of everyone except for joe nowadays. in front of joe, cherry doesn’t give a single fuck. they’ve known each other for so long and despite the bickering they are 100% each other’s person. however if joe were to tell shadow and the kids about just how loud cherry can burp he’d 100% unleash the bitchiest side of himself on joe in two seconds flat.

4.

Loid Forger/Twilight (Spy x Family)

i am a total sucker for dilfs and this man is most definitely a dilf. i love the idea of him trying not to belch in front of his family so he doesn’t disgust them/teach anya bad habits. i also love the idea of him absolutely not being able to hold them in. i’ve touched on this before but i think he’s another one who can burp on command. i love the idea of anya essentially using it as a party trick. he does that throat-opening thing where he sucks in air, puts a few fingers over his lips to send it down to his stomach, and then signals to anya who will press into his tummy and force out a massive belch. she breaks into fits of giggles every time and that makes loid think it’s worth the tummyache he’ll inevitably have later. also i think he’ll occasionally have to burp during WISE missions and when that happens he mutes it as best as possible however when he does that it just makes it longer. so sometimes sylvia will look at him and see him with a fist to his mouth as a low, slow, and drawn out growl emanates from his chest.

3.

Diluc Ragnvindr (Genshin Impact)

i feel like diluc has really long and steady burps. like they never explode out of him like some of the others on this list, rather they slowly roll out. this sucks major ass for mr diluc because he’s the type of person to hate burping in front of other people. he’s usually pretty good at holding his burps in until he gets a moment alone. however when they do come out around other people they’re LONG to the point where he starts to feel embarrassed before the burp has even ended. poor dude hates it. i think he’s definitely burped in front of both kaeya and jean at some point.

2.

Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland)

dear sweet sweet malleus my love. i’ve both written and consumed so much kink content of this mf. i absolutely love some of the eructo content out there for him. his burps are absolutely MASSIVE. i mean he’s part dragon so it makes sense. i’ve also seen other blogs on this app say that sometimes he burps fire and/or smoke i wholeheartedly agree. mal’s so sweet he’d absolutely hate burping in front of others. especially if a really big one came out (complete with the fire) and scared a little kid. bro would start crying. he just needs a hug and someone to rub his tummy. (i volunteer)

1.

Zhongli/Morax/Rex Lapis (Genshin Impact)

i’m sure y’all are so surprised he’s my number one, it’s not like my blog name is dedicated to him or anything. he’s my absolute favorite to kink-ify. he’s so calm, collected, and wise that the idea of him having absolute massive-rockslide-earth-shattering belches is absolutely exquisite. like they’re so DEEP and LOW ugh so good. i like to think that him being a god has something to do with how big his burps are. he’s not used to having a human digestive system so he sometimes has trouble regulating what will and what won’t upset his stomach/make him gassy. for example: he loves spicy food but it gives him indigestion every single time. he tries not to burp in front of other people of course (those are my favorite type of characters) but he’s not very good at holding them in. as soon as he lets his guard down they just come out whether he likes it or not. childe and hu tao think it’s absolutely hilarious.

i’d like to point out the irony of my favorite fictional character ever (illumi zoldyck from hxh) not being included in this list

[socialbunny]

OOOH didn't see you already answered 26 and 27, so 22 and 23 :)

Popular character you hate?

I would say I hate fanon interpretations of certain premades, but not the premades themselves, because sometimes it morphs into that being the way that Sim really is when we only get a bio description and crumbs of personality from their memories. That's really just with any fandom, though, people love to take hints of details instead of engaging with the actual material in front of them.

ANYWAY, to answer the question I'm wishy washy on fanon Vidcund and Loki and Circe and Nervous and Ripp because most of the time they're kind of lame-ified. but it's not really a big deal to me anymore because i honestly do the same things with the brokes and dreamers!! so i can't really be too mad. still a lot of jokes centering around loki/circe/vidcund are not funny yk the ones

Unpopular character you love?

I'm in love with Darren now I mean I've always been but whatever he's my little quirky depressed dilf boyfriend. I think the way the premade community characterizes (?) him is so much better than it used to be like. a couple years ago, because I used to see him characterized as creepy and stalkerish and a bad dad?? but I love him I'd love to see more of his lame ass <3

[megablade]

WHO was gonna tell me bdubs is a grown ass man?! ive been thinking this dude was another twinky minecraft boy and he’s a whole ass man with a wife and kids?! ive never even watched him, i only know about him through following you but this has really changed my world

HELP SWKJGFDFG YEAH i think the funniest thing anyone has ever said about this was "he has rabies until he's paid not to" because everyone thinks he's a little dude who creates problems in minecraft (HE IS) but he's Literally just some normal guy irl LMFAOOOO

i think someone else pointed out ever since bdubs changed his skin to a mossy jacket and the glare update came out Everyone has been scrunkly-ifying him KDJFGHLJ which makes sense ... there are so many posts out of there which are about wanting to put bdubs into a salad spinner

UPDATE I JUST TALKED TO AMAYA SHE CALLED HIM A DILF

[sunflowershayne]

uwu stealer masterlist

just like. a reference for the uwu tags i use for these Nerds

Ian: uwu stealer 42. 42 is the answer to the universe, as is ian hecox thus sayeth the lord

Keith: uwu stealer 8675309. that’s literally the first number that popped into my head after thinking of numbers in music

Noah: uwu stealer 420. he blazes it my sweet multicolored son i love you and i respect u

Shayne: uwu stealer 9000. his power level... it’s 9000. not quite over, but. yeah. he’s strong nonetheless

Olivia: uwu stealer 21. idk why but i just get the weirdest vibes from that kid on vine that said “21″ and those vibes? say olivia sui

Courtney: uwu stealer 69. bc let’s face it courtney is a 69 ass bitch

Mari: uwu stealer 90210. she’s fancy and free and full of drama and beauty and she’s just v beverly hills. love her

Lasercorn: uwu stealer 911. hi 911? i’m afraid of this chaotic flame-headed DILF

Boze: uwu stealer 1337. she’s the leetest motherfucker always has and always will be

Joven: uwu stealer 34. like. rule 34. he’s just a gremlin goblin of a man and i wholeheartedly support him for it

Damien: uwu stealer 1. he’s number 1 in my heart and if anyone else tries to tell me i’m wrong i will physically snatch their soul from their body like shang tsung

Sohinki: uwu stealer 80085. you can’t tell me that sohinki as a middle schooler wouldn’t just type that number into his calculator and snicker under his breath

Kimmy: uwu stealer 0. bc of the bit where she had 0 followers? and also 0 is before 1. kimmy jimenez wins <3

Saige: uwu stealer 505. arctic monkeys song name. idk why but arctic monkeys make me think of miss saige. queen!!!

Jackie: uwu stealer 100. bc she’s 100% perfect and she keeps it 100 all the time, and i absolutely adore her for it

Nathan: uwu stealer 54321. literally have no numbers left, i just love him

Tommy: uwu stealer 123. to be read in the voice of britney spears as she counts to 3 in her hit song “3.” absolute madlad i love him

Spencer: uwu stealer 9001. like, just bc i love the idea of him being v into memes from 2008. he’s lovely i care him

Ify: uwu stealer 20. bc i love his character on escape from the bloodkeep on dimension 20 and i love him still <3