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#i don’t believe him but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt yk
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We’re not technically dating or official but we’ve literally kissed like four times just today (more including this past week), held hands, kind of cuddled/his arms wrap around me in such a way that I practically swoon, his hands were rubbing up and down my thigh, and we’ve been on two dates already like JUST ASK ME TO BE YOUR GF ALREADY 😭😭
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vilf-lover · 1 month
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okay my review of kenju audio 🙂‍↕️
now- no hate. kind of. i absolutely don’t condone or encourage stealing other peoples artistic visions and ideas and creations but also i don’t want to criticize some doing something that makes them happy. you get it.
first: telepath bf comforts you
excited and scared, very scared. geordi and james aren’t exactly in the best places right about now but this is not redacted audio…….
okay….he’s australian
NO HATE TO MY AUSTRALIAN BABES I WAS JUST THROWN FOR A LOOP
i can’t really explain how i feel about this. i’m um bored.
it’s very “i’m home. you suck. what’s wrong. you suck.” *extensive sigh*
where’s the flavor 😃
it’s giving early david but like not at all
he’s like more of a walking red flag believe it or not
so i’ve found the reason we’re being comforted he says “if they’re mean to you again” we getting bullied or what
“you’re my mess” brother wrap it up im so sorry but what
“you really shouldn’t let that stuff get to you- it’s a lot of bullcrap” 😐 okay
“you need to not care as much about what people think of you” that’s enough, this is not a pep talk
“just be yourself and that’s all you can ask for” i feel like im back in middle school at the inspirational seminars
“now are you done moping. LITTLE. BABY.” yk i can’t tell if david was this bad and im just more attracted to the idea of him or if this is just. dry. AND mean.
OH MY GOD AND ITS OVER ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
he wasn’t even supposed to be tsundere 😢
it was just boring, that’s really all. there was no background noise, stale line reading, very very scripted vibes (yeah i know the whole thing in this genre is a script you know what i meannnn)
i can’t even muster the courage to listen to the vampire ones because i’ll fight someone if i feel even a glimpse of sam-like mannerism
second AND LAST: tsundere werewolf has shifting trouble 😀😀😀😀
now part of me was trying to work with the benefit of the doubt and not think he was copying erik. this title within itself confirmed he is indeed. i’m not excited for this one especially after the last one.
no one can recreate my milo tho so this will be interesting
first second and i’m hearing grunting and i want to turn my phone off.
“go away, can’t you see i’m busy” get milo’s words out of your mouth
WAIT HES IN THE LIVING ROOM 😰😰😰
wait okay guys i’ve made a horrible lapse in judgement. he’s not having trouble shifting. he’s having trouble *not* shifting 😮‍💨 phew thought he was copying redacted but it seems like we’re all good
he fell down the stairs because he shifted randomly 😭😭😭
damn he’s mean
oh and it’s just his leg that’s shifting
i’m gonna go to sleep and this isn’t a sleep aid
OH HE USES THE SAME GROWLING SOUND EFFECT LMFAO 🐺🐺
OH WAIT THIS IS LIKE YOU GET BITTEN AND TURN
wow vamp x werewolf lore crossover
“i pride myself on my control with my shifting” well that’s a bit of a problem now isn’t it
“god knows i wouldn’t hear the end of it from lucas and i know i would just get speeches from nate” …right right right
ohhhh and he’s the beta ☝🏼
“and don’t call me puppy” oh???? wow we’re really just collecting character traits
i had to skip through the rest fairly quickly because i simply could not
AND WE ARE DONE.
@vegafan69 my professional review done 🤓
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milimima · 1 year
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It’s okay bro fr. Idc. Ik who I am. My car gon be sweet and Ik I’m kicking out sun bread for it duh. It’s a car.
If anyone thinks I’m manipulating or putting magic on you fuck you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you think if Ik how to do magic like that is waste it on ya 🤣 let’s be really fucking fr. I do NOT want sum dat don’t want me or tryin to run game or compete w me dat shit really for da birds. And yk what so funny when I heard dat bitch first reading ain’t nun scream opp to me more but yk me I like to give ppl benefit of doubt in shit. Bro whatever. Idc bout watching tarot boi if I need to I can deal my own cards.
You is NOT that important to try to cast a spell on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this ain’t bewitched nigga I ain’t dumb. Ain’t ever been. I like to sit an observe just like you bitch and just see … just see exactly what type of mf u really are. I be having to much faith in ppl and I always thought that was a gift in mine to see ppl beyond what they can see for themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my bad who knew me loving you would make you just think and act so evil on my behalf.
I ain’t mad. I’m protected. I could have a 1on1 w anybody who want it. Y’all know where df I be.
I ain’t God, he know my heart. And bitch you over here reading tarot cards talking bout “twin flames like believing in Santa clause” 🤣🤣🤣 bitch you dealing cards thinking you tellin somebody future sdfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have real discernment sweetheart. Everything got a lil truth to it bitch OOoooooo I wish I could see sun ppl in real life cause boiii I feel like I be hearing ppl thoughts and I be like bro say it out loud so we can square up fr. I will go toe to toe w anybody bitch!!!!!! And I don’t need no weapons !!!!!!! Cause I got God on my side in REAL LIFE so play w me somebody if you really want to cause if G let you get close to me it’s cause he giving me permission to release hell on you. So pls.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 boy. Idk and idc shit soul mates … twin flames …. Heaven… hell who knows ghost and spirits… demons shit it’s all fake idk why we try 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bitch suck my dick from the back :.. I’m done, I said I wasn’t gon let a nigga ruin tarot for me and he’s not bitch.
Bitch noones waiting for you. Me and God already talked about it. I don’t wantchu unless you you’re highest self or walking towards it. Walking w God bitch. Cause Ik what tf I saw. Idgaf . Bitch you wan play w dem hoes gooo pls I will throw da bone to da woods so you can get the entire fuck. Here bitch goooo.
He says it’s keem and then it’s keem bruh. Idgaf truth be told he might ever get over it shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 df and it’s like aw I will always love him for loving me so much baby but shit he ain’t da one bruh. We had our time. It was fun right ? 🤣🤣🤣 he know it was.
I’m getting me together for me. Cause I gotta do me regardless of him df 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got a mission regardless of anybody else who want to come and go 🥱 so leave plsssss stop being all in my energy tryn suck it alll up df. Ya wan suck on sum cum suck on dis fat 🐱 bitch y’all can take turns df
I’ll be nice. Ole bitch assses I’m over everybody trust. It’s just me n mines.
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