#(but he could have just kissed me more if that’s what he wanted 🙄) /j

[gingerbreadgodofhyperdeath]

We’re not technically dating or official but we’ve literally kissed like four times just today (more including this past week), held hands, kind of cuddled/his arms wrap around me in such a way that I practically swoon, his hands were rubbing up and down my thigh, and we’ve been on two dates already like JUST ASK ME TO BE YOUR GF ALREADY 😭😭

[saturatedstarlight]

an: heyyy long time no seeeee ✨✨✨ i wrote a lil something for the gojo girlies out there. Um idk why i’ve been on a huge gojo kick, but here i am🙄. (I love you suguru i swear🥹)

Oh this was inspired by @yuwuta ‘s little drabble it’s soo cute i loved it. ne wayss, enjoy!!

cw: teasing, penetrating, riding, fingering, reader is a switch, gojo switches, mentions of good girl/princess, and thee honored one

wc: 2744

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“Don’t piss me off Satoru.”

“Wh- How is asking you— my girlfriend, a favor, pissing you off? Y-You don’t even know what i’m going to ask you yet.” Gojo follows your out of your shared bedroom, a slight whine to his velvety voice, it annoyed you how he could always get what he wants when it came to you so you decided to hold your ground, arms crossed, hip jutted as you look at him expectantly, eyebrow raised.

“Ask me.”

“My goodness, so sassy…”

“Satoru, I will hurt you.” He responds with a juvenile smile, holding his hands up in defense. “Okay, okay, I umm wanted you to…” his sentence finishes off with incoherent mumbling.

“What?”

“I said I wanted you to wear my glasses when we have se-sex…” a faint blush clouds his pale face, the first time you’ve seen him this red, practically ever and you put down your defenses, interest unusually piqued.

“Oh-“ a small smile adorns your youthful face and full lips, you perk up at the idea.

“I thought you were going to ask me to wear a butt plug or have a threesome with your boyfriend again…” your eyes narrow at him as you rests your arms on his shoulder, your fingers tangling in the hairs at the nape of his lean neck.

“Why? Are you reconsidering?” He perks up, his crystalline eyes looking up at you as he rests his head on your chest, nuzzling into your bust.

“No.” You thwack his forehead, an exasperated sigh contorting your face.

A few weeks go by and the conversation you had with your boyfriend lost from your memory. The simple fact that you were both extremely busy with work had made it easier to forget. There was one night you both decide to dedicate just to each other and while you usually give him a hard time generally about… everything, you decided to be a bit more agreeable for him tonight.

You find him spread out on the couch of your apartment, eyes closed, mask pushed up slightly on his forehead, and legs spread wide. He had just gotten back from a special grade assignment so all of his energy was spent on exercising curses.

You sit next to him, gently taking his hand, he didn’t even acknowledge you yet, breathing slow and steady as you lean against him, pouting in his direction.

“That bad huh baby?”

His voice is low and raspy, despite his exhaustion, this entire persona he was sporting did wonders for your imagination.

“J-Just a bit, but I could handle myself, it was the students that worried me.”

You toss your leg over his thigh, straddling him and leaned against him, still pouting at his discomfort. A sultry yet whiney air to your voice as you press your tits against his chest. “Anyway I can make you feel better Satoru?”

Lips finding purchase on his neck, softly nibbling and kissing him there, but he doesn’t move, doesn’t acknowledge it, you frown, pulling away.

“Hmm?”

“I didn’t tell you to stop.” You blush, a deep singe to your cheeks and an even deeper pulse between your legs. He spoke with so much authority and ease, it came so naturally to him and yet… he spent most of his time pestering you by being a whiney baby.

“Ohh, so this isn’t Satoru, this is ‘the Honored One’ huh?” You pull back your body, perched right on his knee and and he finally opens his heaven like eyes, narrowing them at you.

“Don’t mock me.”

“I’m noottt… okay I am.” A small giggle escapes your lips but you try to reconcile for your teasing by kissing him softly a few times. Both your lips soft and gentle as his kisses you back, finding it hard to resist your advances, no matter how many cursed demons he has to fight.

“I’ll have you know that you are dating someone with a very reputable name in the Jujutsu realm.” His voice is pouty and whiney, just how you like him.

“Yes, the honored one, sent straight from the Heavens the herald of peace and order from the Gojo Clan—

Deciding to get up, you find yourself curtsying in front of him.

—should i bow or curtsy? Which one would you prefer, my liege?” Gojo sits up, fully giving you his attention and pull you back on top of him with an eye roll. “Stop that, you know I don’t like it.” He pressed his face to your chest, words muffled and whiney again, hugging you tight.

“Ahaha baby, I’m just trying to make you feel better, you know I hate it when you come back drained and lifeless like the rest of the sorcerers and it’s bad enough they’re also all very sexy, you have to be the one who at least is fun to be around.”

“Why are you calling them sexy?” He squeezes you tighter making you giggle, resting your chin on his head and kissing his forehead you smile.

“Who said sexy? Was not me.” You meet him down at eye level, matching his cute pout.

“You asked me how I could feel better, right?”

You nod slowly, blushing as you feel his hands slide up the oversized shirt you were wearing. “Mhmm, anything.”

“Are you sure?” He smirks his finger tips finding your nipples, massaging them and squeezing them as if you belonged to him and you gasp, biting your lip and nodding slowly.

“Yeah, ngghh… wanna be good for you-“

He perks up instantly, carrying you to your shared bedroom. “Damn baby, I should pretend to be worn down more often.” His entire personality changes, he’s more confident and teasing as he lays you in bed, climbing on top of you, lips pressing up against your lower stomach, sliding up the excess fabric from your shirt up.

“You were faking it?!”

He laughs loudly, pulling you to the edge of the bed by your hips. “Yeah… and you are so gullible my cute little gullible princess, mwah mwah mwah.” He kisses your inner thighs obnoxiously, holding you in place.

“And since you said you wanna be good f’me, you have to keep your promise.” Gojo whispers, taking your earlobe between his teeth and tugging gently making you whine.

“You make it very hard for me to like you Satoru.”

“Well it’s a good thing ya love me so I’m not too worried about the liking bit-“

Gojo spoke with a certain determination, a velvet venom that had your pretty little slit throbbing for him and it pissed you off at how just a few sentences could have you a whiney, needy mess.

“Now- be a good girl, and turn around f’me baby.” You roll your eyes and does as he asks, despite him playing the weak and sickly card, you had been craving the sweet stretch and pull of his thick cock for days now.

It drove you crazy how often you thought about him cumming all over you, stuffing your abused hole to the brim and fucking his cum back inside you, the way he normally did. How he’d leave you a whiney, overstimulated mess, hole gaping and sticky and would leave you to go on missions as if it was nothing.

He frustrated you to no end, even memories of him frustrated you and that made you wanna sink on his stupid cock even more, milking him for all he’s got.

He’s leaning over you, hands rubbing you ass slowly, he pulls your thin white panties to the side, ogling your slit.

“Ah look at this beautiful ass and my beautiful-“ kiss “pussy” kiss “just waiting” kiss “to be fucked” kiss kiss kiss

Your whines are muffled into a pillow and you toss your rear back against him, his nose pushing past your folds in the best way possible. Gojo pulls away, lips sucking your entrance so mean, his hands continue spreading your cheeks apart and grants you a firm slap, making you whine even louder.

“Hey— what happened to you being my good girl?” He asks, sliding a finger inside you.

“N-No fi-fingers -toru, need you. N-need your cock…ve’been waiting all week.” Gojo lazily pumps his finger inside you, pushing it in deeper and harder with each thrust.

“Awe does my slutty little princess want me to fuck her? Hmm~”

You couldn’t help but roll your eyes as he fingers you, your hips slightly meeting his finger tip. “Y-yes, fuck me.”

“Hmm…” he leans over your body again, wet mouth against the shell of your ear.

“How about you fuck my finger like you would my cock baby, and I’ll see if you can have it, mkay?” Your whines grow louder and hips move faster against his digit, you clench and unclench around him, dragging his finger with every clench of your sopping hole deeper inside you. Although, it wasn’t enough.

Both you and that cocky little shit knew that.

“P-please- toru, another— another finger i-“

“You what? Want another finger? But I thought you said tonight was for me?” His faux pout frustrated you more as you continue to toss you curvy little ass back on his finger.

“I thought you said you’d do anything to make me feel better.” Gojo found himself enjoying this way too much— found his pants growing tighter and tighter from your whines to your cute little ass— he found himself thanking the heavens for you every night…

And— truth be told, his week was tough, not so tough that he couldn’t handle it, more like the higher ups giving him shit tough. The mission he went on earlier this evening went smoothly. He even bought the students ice cream afterwards because it ended quite early. But you don’t get to know that.

Gojo had already sensed your doting behavior, lingering touches, and longer kisses in the morning from you so he figured he might as well try to get extra sympathy from you, especially considering you don’t give it to him often.

His ego huge enough.

But still, every glance, cute little pout you offered him, even watching you brush your teeth made him horny. And while he is a man of restraint, he just wanted to see how long this “good girl” act would last before your true nature came out.

And that was his weakness.

Your fingers yanked at the bed sheets and your bed swallowed your whines and cries for more of him and yet Gojo did nothing.

Believably so considering he was well.. Gojo. You knew he liked pushing your buttons, frustrating you to no end, he loved getting under your skin even before you two started dating saying that he loved the rush and the thrill of watching your cute little face get all worked up and annoyed whenever he came around.

…fucking sadist.

With your ass ricocheting off his fingers once more you stop, it wasn’t enough. You were fed up with him.

Slowly you slide off of him, leaning forward and you turn around, a frown on your face and malice in your eyes.

Gojo smirked, loving the dark look in your eyes, your disheveled sex hair and your clenching, dripping thighs. He found you so sexy like this.

You crawl over to him and slowly unbuckle his pants, no words having been exchanged between the both of you.

Shirt be damned, you can ogle his abs some other time, the only thing your mind was set on was his thick heavy cock, with a pink angry head, veiny base and that delicious curve you always found yourself salivating over whenever you gave him head.

(You were not giving him head by the way)

“I am never feeling sympathy for you again.” You pull him down to the bed, crawling on to his lap, aligning his thick leaky head to your begging hole.

Gojo knew not to touch you like this, he knew all you wanted was his cock, nothing more and he tossed his head back softly, releasing a breath he didn’t realize he was holding when you touched him, pumping his cock slowly, spending extra time on his tip letting your finger tips encircle that enraged frenulum some more.

“Spit.” You commanded, having him spit in the palm of your hand, saliva slowly dripping from his glossy, plump bottom lip and you rolled your eyes, you knew what he was doing.

Your small hands find their way back to his throb, pumping it slowly, if it weren’t for that incessant ache in your pussy, you would have edged the shit out of him but you decided to save that for round two.

And with a few final passes of his tip from your clit down to your entrance you sink onto him, nice and slow, your eyes nearly rolling out of your head as you do so, that familiar feeling just settling so deep within you— no words could describe how this felt.

Gojo hisses, “Fu-uck bab- baby, j-just like tha, ‘r perfect so so fuckin’ perfect for me… the tightest little thing all f’me…” he places his hands on your hips.

You both know you couldn’t handle this all on your own, so he took his chances and pushed you down even further, having you release dry laughs as he throbbed inside you.

“Hah— ah— fuck, S’toruu..” you lean your head on his chest, panting softly as you adjust, clenching and unclenching.

“Fuck baby, this is perfect, you’re so so per-“ his eyes found his signature sunglasses on the bedside table and he perched them right on your nose, biting his lip. “Now you’re perfect, now comere.” Gojo pulled you by your chin to meet his lips in a firm kiss, teeth knocking, lip biting and moans exchanged like currency. You wrap your arms around his neck and he lifts you off him, slamming you back down, making you scream into his mouth again and again with every slam of your hips.

“Mm— more ‘toru more..” you meet his thrusts with abandon, both of you chasing your separate highs together, unsure of who was fucking who. Tits bouncing, skin slapping bliss was all gojo could focus on, that and the fact that he was ready to pump so much cum into you at any given moment but with all the teasing he figured he’d at least let you come on his cock first.

“Th-ats it baby, juusst like tha-“ his words short and breathy as he slides you back and forth on his cock, your clit catching his length as he moved you.

“Fu— you feel me? Feel me so deep inside you? Yeah?” You nod, unable to think, a few more thrusts away from having no thoughts at all. “Wan’ me to fill you up? Cum in this slutty little pussy? Yeah? I know you do baby.. mhmm— yeahh, use that cock baby, take whas’ yo—urs.”

Tears brim your eyes, a nice achey burn settles in your pussy, and your cunt clamp down around him with an iron grip as you cum, nails digging in his back, head buried in the crook of his neck as you let him carve more of his cock into you.

“Fu-fuckin fill me up baby, r-right now fu- please please need you…” He looks up at you, pushing the glasses up off your face, your tresses pushed back in the process, a dopey glare filling your eyes, the venomous one long gone as your orgasm fills every crevice of your brain like smoke, senses dulled and hearing shot, you cum hard around his spurting cock, which pushes deep inside you, filling you with everything that he’s got, a weeks worth of sexless nights with you. He holds you down, refusing to let you escape his thick, gloopy load as he rocks it into you deeply, body tense and stiff while he fucks it back into you.

You slowly bounce your ass on him cock, dribbles of his cum leaking on to your thighs and the sheets and it’s like this annoying yet lovable man in front of you could do no wrong. He was perfect to you, an angel.

Intimate touches and panting are shared between you both, your fingers lightly trace his chest, (he took his own shirt off) and his find your hair, softly petting you.

“Sorry for deceiving you, I just really wanted to be babied tonight.” His confession makes you smile and you snuggle closer to him.

“You always wanna be baby girl, toru.”

“Nah uh… sometimes I wanna be the honored one.” He pouts, kissing your forehead. You smile, kissing his chest softly. “I love you, dork.” You yank his ear, “Ow! What was that for?!”

“That was for the sole finger you fucked me with.” He laughs, sliding that singular finger down to your ass playfully.

“Satoru!”

[minheelovelee]

hi! ♡ i really love your nsfw a-z’s! do you think you could do one for ej? much love <3

that’s crazy anon bc i was just thinking about writing this. it’s been 6 months i hope you still want to see it. WHOOPS.

ej nsfw a-z

nsfw under the cut

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- ej is a great dom. he’s so sweet after sex. he’s filled with so much pride after any session, and he makes sure that his partner knows it. he’ll get lotion, run a bath, wipe you down, and get a movie ready.🥹

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- he likes legs. long legs are a weakness of his. especially when they’re thrown up on his shoulders and he can leave kisses on your calf.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- he loves coming inside. it’s his guilty pleasure. he’ll go non-verbal before he comes bc he’s fighting demons in his brain telling him to use you as a cum dump.

- sometimes he likes to wear a condom and pretend to cum inside for the fantasy :)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- he fucks in the dorm all the time. no one knows. everyone assumes he gets no action. he just smiles when they tease him. he’s an expert at making you shut up. he thinks his members might explode when they find out the nasty things he does behind closed doors.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- he’s not experienced. there might have been a handjob and a makeout session, but nothing else. he’s a very quick learner, which makes me think he learns about your body and reactions super fast.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- he’s a missionary fan. if you’re serving face, he wants to see it. he also likes having your legs up while on your back. it’s some of his favorite shit.

- he likes reverse cowgirl a lot, too. watching you struggle and reading your emotions without seeing your face is fun for him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- i like to push the ej soft dom agenda. he knows when he can and can’t mess around. he likes to tease and make little comments, but overall, he’s serious during sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- he definitely shaves something. he keeps it in control, but doesn’t care to go bald.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- unmatched rizz. seriously he will be the most romantic guy you’ve ever screwed. he like to whisper little blurbs about your future while roughing you up. talking about how he’s gonna make you a mommy and he can’t wait to take you on every surface when you move in together.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- nothing out of the ordinary. when he has needs, he’ll take time to jerk off. otherwise he doesn’t care to. he’d rather take a cold shower.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- his breeding kink is crazy. it was a joke at first. then it was just in the shower. now he likes to cum inside and make you hang out with his friends, stuffed full.

- also his oppa kink??? he’s kind of a pervert. <3

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- the bedroom. being alone is preferred. he also likes shower sex, so he doesn’t mind the bathroom.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- thinking about your future makes him horny. he feels so bad but he can’t help it. he wants to touch your heart with his dick <3

- boobs and exposed legs get him going, too. he just likes them. a lot.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- he was scrolling through youtube shorts (🙄) and saw a video on sounding. he searched it up without a private browser and was so scared. not sexy for euijoo.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- he prefers to receive. putting your head in his lap is dangerous bc it will end in him fucking your mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- he keeps an overall slow pace. but things are usually quite intense. he might not fuck fast, but he fucks hard and accurately.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- he’s not gonna suggest them. sex is more of a romantic act for him. if you try to have a quickie with him, you need to free your schedule for the next two hours.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- honestly, yeah. he teases a lot, but sometimes your words get to him. if you ask daddy to choke you, he’ll laugh in your face, then choke you. he also is open to car sex. it never ends up being quick though, so he likes to park in the middle of nowhere. :)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- he can do quality work for a few hours, then he’s beat. usually he can only come once, but if he’s particularly pent up, he’ll come twice. three rounds is his max.

- he builds up the intensity and saves his energy until he really needs it. he’s so smart.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- he owns a vibrator or two to use in his girl. he’s a big fan of locking your arms and legs back, and making u come over and over on the vibe. :)

- he didn’t buy one until he started having sex. he didn’t realize people just bought sex toys. sex and all of its’ quirks felt like a secret society. he probably owns a vibrating cock ring or something, too.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- he’s such a tease. it’s unexpected, but he gets in a headspace when he fucks. subspace is a thing, but domspace is, too. he gets so happy when he sees his partner blushing or crying because of him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- he’s not that loud and he doesn’t make a lot of sounds, but he likes to talk. juju is 100% that type to talk you through it when he’s rearranging your insides.

- the sluttiest thing a man can say is “oh, yeah?”. he’s constantly making remarks like that.

- “is that so?” “you like that?” “feels good?” “that wet?”

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- his rizz is unbeatable. when he sets his eyes on a goal, he meets it. his dirty talk game is unmatched as well.

- “fuck, i love that dress. i cant wait to see it on the floor.”

- “take another one for juju. then you can be done, love.”

- “the mouth is heaven.”

- “i just needed it so bad, darling. thank you.”

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- ‘tis not the sword, but the knight who wields it.

- average in all forms. but he learns how to utilize his strengths so quickly. he’s like 🤓 a little sex scholar.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- not high. he’ll be okay with wee(e)kly sex. whatever his baby wants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward.)

- he likes to stay up. it’s another domspace thing. he can’t sleep until he knows everything is cool and you’re safe. seriously he’s just a really good soft dom and he’s grown on me a lot.

- i like u euijoo.

[j0kers-light]

His Lighthouse: Trust and Fall (LedgerJoker x f!reader)

Trust and Fall

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series summary:  

Y/n is an aspiring writer living in Gotham City and struggling to find her next muse. Her recent novel is getting all the buzz, earning her far more attention than she signed up for. But when a chance encounter results in her nursing The Joker back to health, will she find the time to write another best seller or will her own story become front page of the Gotham Gazette?

chapter summary:  

It's in the title people. After the constant push and pull, Joker must finally trust and fall. Whoever said it would be easy?

author’s note:

WARNING CLIFFHANGER AHEAD!

Me and Joker's pants officially have beef. I had to edit this chapter too many times because I forgot he was wearing jeans and other minor details (Y/n's hair, shoes, the exact day in the storyline. Did you know the girls went to the club on a Thursday?) I'm sick of Joker wearing pants!! 🙄😂 Also to immerse yourself into Joker's mindset for this chapter, do please listen to The Wilhelm Scream by James Blake. Thank me when you get to that part in the chapter. Next chapter already has 1K in the drafts lol. I'm inspired... shoot me.

Also!! Happy Juneteenth! 👏🏾👏🏾

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Distant waves roared in the background as two lovers made their own melody there upon the shore.

The beach was empty since the hour was pushing well into the night, yet the two lovers were still caught up in their own world syncing their passion with the tides. If someone were in the area, the nearby ocean provided natural cover for their illicit affairs.

You bared down hard on Joker's shoulders as you came for the second time. Fresh, hot tears dotted your lash line as you swayed in place and cried out. "P-Pleasse, Joker.. I.. I c-can't!"

He knew your body better than yourself. The moment you pitched forward, he quickly stood to catch you— not wasting a second to lay you down on the sand. You gasped at the foreign texture touching your skin but Joker was right there to distract you from it all.

You reached up to caress his scars and for once he didn't jerk away in disgust.

He kept his glowing eyes fixated on you as he kissed your palm. He couldn't limit himself to just one kiss; no. He trailed his lips up from your palm to each individual finger. So much care was bestowed upon you; you didn't know the hand could be so sensitive.

Joker unlocked so many of your erogenous zones for future exploration. His focus on your fingers gave you enough time to catch your breath.

"J-Joker.. what are we doing?" Your question hung in the air as Joker pulled away to take you in.

You were lying prone on your back, hair askew and laced with sand but you looked breathtaking. A beam of light flooded the shore as the lighthouse circled overhead, highlighting your lust blown eyes and heaving chest. You looked f__kable and ripe for the taking.

Then everything was dark again and still, you shined. You shied away from Joker's hooded gaze. Too bad there wasn't much to cover up with. Your strappy dress was virtually useless and you felt more exposed than ever.

Joker's body swayed slightly, as if intoxicated, yet he remained alert enough to drive you insane. His eyes burned holes into your skin and the motion was amplified when he bit his lip, groaning.

"What're we doing? I was.. enjoying.. my dessert. I have quite the sweet tooth, re-mem-ber?" To prove his point, Joker ran his fingers along your skin, sending shivers in its wake.

"I-I remember.." You choked out.

He pushed the fabric of your dress up to your waist and chuckled to himself seeing the slick mess between your thighs. "I wanna 'nother taste."

Maybe it was instinctual or perhaps it was just Joker moving them aside but your legs parted like a delicate flower after hearing his desires.

Joker watched in a trance as you bloomed for his gaze. He removed his shirt before working on his stubborn zipper. He had yet to take his eyes off of you; however, you could sense the urgency in his actions.

"Joker..." you caressed his bare chest and reached his fly to assist when he smacked your hands away. "..ow, lemme help."

The only response you got was a sharp glare. Joker was on a solo mission to rid any barriers separating you from him. He just finished taking his pants off when you sat up to kiss him softly.

"Wait." You sighed on his neck. You trailed your kisses down his chest and tried pushing him back.

"Bunny. I can'T. Wait." He gritted through his teeth.

You heard the restraint in Joker's voice as you guided him to recline back in the sand. By the time you reached his navel, he was panting. "Impatient.. little. Ohhh Y/n..."

He watched you spit into your hand but he didn't put two and two together at the time. You quickly familiarize yourself with the weight and feel of Joker in your hand.

Soft, yet oh so rigid with prominent veins running up his shaft, Joker felt perfect in your fist. You never pampered him before and decided to take your time while you had the opportunity. Joker was always in control and gave gave gave. Never once did he consider—

"Yeahhh. Just like that.." He sighed as you gave him a test stroke.

He hissed, feeling your tongue dart out to slowly lick him from base to tip. You let your breath fan over the pinkish tip and watched as a bead of cum oozed out.

When you finally sucked the tip into your mouth and hummed, he was unable to stifle his broken whimper. The rush of power you felt rendering a man like Joker to winded pants was extraordinary. You wanted to hear all that he had to offer.

Of course that power went straight to your head and it gave you the confidence to go all out. With a mischievous grin you relaxed your jaw and swallowed him whole. Joker's head fell back in ecstasy. His hand found a home in your wind blown curls and used them as leverage. You'd fuss at him later for messing it up. Screw all of that right now.

Although Joker didn't initially buck his hips into your mouth, he made sure his grip on your hair controlled your moments. He didn't know if he'd last if you went too fast.

"Slow. Slowww..." He warned.

You rubbed your thighs together hearing Joker moan your name.

You rested your hands on his legs and let him guide you for a bit. He set a nice pace to slowly work himself up. Joker tasted odd, but not in an overly unpleasant way.

Honestly with his diet you were expecting the worst. It took your taste buds a sec to adapt to it but with the way Joker used your mouth like it was his personal fleshlight, you would definitely be doing this in the future. There would be plenty of time to familiarize yourself with his cock.

Hearing Joker's hitched breath and slurred speech sent tiny lightning bolts straight to your pussy. You gagged on his length and regained control back from Joker.

You sucked in a deep breath before bobbing your head up and down faster and jerking what little left of Joker that didn't fit down your throat, with your hands. Things got messy rather quickly and Joker seemed to thrive on it.

"Gooooood girl, that's my fuc— Ahh! My girl treatin' me so well! You want it that bad, doll? Wanna make me fe-el good, hmm?" You felt his pace falter, he was getting close, and you wanted nothing more for Joker to spill a load deep down your throat.

In fact, you craved it.

You encouraged him by humming around his cock- which only made him tighten his grip on your hair more and growl like a man possessed. Your jaw was getting tired but you doubled down your efforts to make Joker feel good. This was the first time you sucked him off. It had to be perfect so he would ask you to do it again.

He didn't know why he didn't instigate this before. Your mouth was so warm and wet, he literally couldn't focus on anything other than you bobbing, twisting, and sucking him to nirvana. He was almost embarrassed by how fast you got him off.

Joker was right there, teetering over the edge, but not quite over. He needed that final push so you provided it by locking eyes with his pools of juniper. Your eye contact as you sucked him off proved to be the cherry on top. This was not how he wanted to finish. As much as he enjoyed your mouth, there was another hole he wanted to cum in. That became the deciding factor for him.

"No! No no no no... NoT yet." He pushed your head away and reeled in his control.

He panted like a bull trying to curb his release. The random sea breeze did not help. His cock ached and the cool air hitting the wet surface was utter torture. You enjoyed every minute of Joker's anguish. A stroke of your finger and he could burst but where was the fun in that?

There were advantages with delayed gratification.

One, he would last longer and when he did let go, you'd see stars. You'd believe Joker was the one that hung them in the night sky once he was done with you.

Joker smirked to himself and finally calmed down. He opened his eyes and spotted you lying on your back staring at him with a smug grin. The sight had him throbbing just as badly as before. You thought you were in control. How cute.

He'd have so much fun putting you in your place.

"Mhmm, you taste so good." You twirled your tongue around your wet fingers to tease Joker. You swore you saw his eyes flash just then.

Something about playing with fire excited you. You knew you'd get burned but a part of you wanted to risk it all just to make Joker snap. You were the only person who could tear him apart and he only trusted you with the broken pieces. Only you could put him back together. His shy, quirky, adrenaline junky. Such an adorable cocktail you were.

If his Bunny wanted to play a game, fine. He'd join in and play the part of the big bad wolf. You yelped when Joker lunged forward to yank your dress off.

He caught your warning glare and snickered under his breath. So you heard that teeny tiny rip. You'd berate him for it later but at least the thing was still intact. He really wanted to tear it into two but he was mindful of his ruthlessness, (this time) plus he didn't want to hear your whining.

Well, at least not about clothes.

The high pitched whine that left your lips after he bit down on your nipple, now that was music to his ears. Joker was out for blood. He tossed your dress aside and wrestled your hands away from touching him and slithered one of his own down to your weeping core.

His lips left your breast with an audible pop to chuckle mercilessly when a gush of wetness coated his awaiting fingers.

"My, my Y/n! Just what could ma-ke a girl this.. wet mmmh? Did sucking my dick get cha all hot n' bothered? Oh c'mon bunny, you can tell meee."

Joker was a jerk if he expected you to reply as he rubbed fast circles on your clit. You could hear how wet you were with each flex of his hand. You cried out in agony and Joker's manic laughter soon followed. His sadistic side was rearing it ugly head and you'd be lying if you said you hated it.

Right as your legs began to shake uncontrollably, Joker pulled away and sucked on his sopping fingers. "Mhmm, you taste so good." He mocked.

Joker didn't give you a second to recoup. He quickly bottomed out within your walls with a throaty groan. You on the other hand opened your mouth to scream but nothing came out except a wheeze, sounding a bit like his name. The sudden stretch left you lightheaded.

He hunched over your body and grabbed fistfuls of sand, trying his hardest not to succumb to your fluttering walls. You squeezed his dick so tight, he couldn't move. The sharp sting of your nails dragging down his shoulders helped regain some semblance of clarity but it wasn't enough.

Once you relaxed around him (the lies, you were still clamping down on him like a vice) Joker flexed his hips to test things out. You hardly let him escape.

You whimpered as his second thrust stretched you out completely. "Ahh my Light, you take me.. sooooooo well. I-Is this okay?" He cooed down at you.

Usually you would've acknowledged his check in but not today.

It was insane how Joker could find your g spot like a bloodhound within the first few strokes. His aching tip was already knocking against it, as if marking it for demolition.

You drew in a shaky breath and found Joker's hypnotic green eyes watching your every facial expression. Your mind was gone but he still needed your consent. He was fine with waiting all night buried deep within your warmth until he got it.

For a brief moment all was still on the beach as Joker took in his Light. You were the only entity that deserved his full undivided attention. If possible, Joker fell right then and there all over again.

Your hands reached out to cup Joker's face and he didn't break eye contact with you to kiss your balmy skin. He wanted to slam his cock repeatedly into your pussy but he held back the urge.

You were almost coherent, he just had to be patient. Then he saw your slight nod. It was his cue to roll his hips and thus the spell was broken. You whimpered gently from the sensation and a thought struck him as he found a good rhythm.

Joker tipped his head back, laughing. "Hey Y/n, it's your.. first time at the uh, beach, and you're ahhh— already having sex. Such a... mmhm, f__k, Bunny you're so tight! I reallllly am a bad influence on ya huh? Greedy lil pussy." He whispered the last part to himself in between thrusts.

You shuddered at his hushed praise and cried out. "F-Faster, Joker."

He raised an eyebrow at your broken plea. "Ohh? Faster? Are ya sure?"

You pulled his hair and received a sinister growl far louder than the ocean waves. The orbiting light hit Joker just right, casting him to be the devil incarnate with his marred grin. You were in for it big time.

"As you wish, my Light." After that, Joker lost himself in the feel of your body.

He took what he wanted from you and gave it back tenfold. He sped up until tears dotted your lashes. He didn't stop even when your back bowed off the sand like an exorcist gone right. Sand was all in your hair with how you tossed it side to side in pleasure.

Joker flipped over at one point so you were on top like the proper goddess you are.

Tonight was a first for everything apparently. He let you have the spotlight and it was quite the rush. Joker's attention was focused solely on you and nothing else. You felt exposed in the midnight air and your fear of being seen crept to the surface until Joker's hands began to roam over your body reassuringly.

If there was a flaw you were self conscious about, Joker eradicated it from your mind. Each caress was an offering to your melanin altar. The skin on skin sensation was euphoric and Joker slowed things down to give your body even more attention if such a thing were possible. It felt like his calloused fingertips were everywhere. Just because he slowed down didn't mean his thrust into you weren't powerful.

Slow and deep was the name of the game and with the current position, you were filled to the brim with each pump of Joker's dick. His tip kept grinding into your g spot with each slow grind and it felt like he was in your throat again.

It was proving to be too much to handle yet you still gave it your all and worked your hips in crazy figure eights, riding Joker straight to your peak.

Your hands sought out anything they could grab ahold of and Joker's hands happily found their favorite hold on your hips. More bruises to add to the collection that never healed. They were a testament to Joker's obsession to have you as close to him as possible.

His bottom lip was trapped between his teeth as he continued to abuse your g spot over and over. Joker was having way too much fun watching you beg for something you couldn't even say. Lust had clouded your brain and dumbed your speech. If being a cruel lover kept you trapped in ecstasy, moaning those sinful melodies into the night air, Joker would never stop. You sounded angelic crying out for him.

He wanted to torture you even further and used his thumb to rub erratic circles on your clit. The reaction was instantaneous.

You tried saying his name but only the first letter escaped from your lips. He loved it.

"Shh shh it's okay, Y/n. You.. f__k meee, you feel so d__n good! You can call me J if ya want, doll. I'll call you.. fu—"

One particular thrust made him choke up when you clamped down on him unexpectedly. He chuckled darkly under his breath. "Imma call you m-mine. My Light."

Joker had enough of this slow and steady s__t.

He dug his heels into the sand and began thrusting his hips up into you at breakneck speed. You gave up riding him a long time ago but you screamed at the new pace he set. It was borderline assault at this point, but it felt exquisite. Pain and pleasure; it was one and the same.

You clawed your nails down his abs, leaving bright red welts, some bubbling up with blood, and chanted Joker's now shortened name over and over till your voice grew hoarse.

"Atta girl. Mmhm-ark me up my Light." His words fizzled into subdued whimpers from the pain kissing his skin.

He hoped spanking you covered up the moans he made. As if you were coherent enough to hear them. You were too far gone. "J, I'm..I-I!"

His hips lost its rhythm but you came undone still babbling his new nickname like a hymn. Your hand flew up to your head as it swam in pleasure while everything else around you came crashing down. Joker loved seeing you riding your high. You glowed from the inside out, it was almost too precious to witness.

You were truly his favorite strain of drug and he was dangerously close to overdosing. Joker lost the willpower to hold back and ascended to a different plain. He couldn't think straight, he just yanked you down and poured his heart out in the heat of the moment, straight into your ear.

"My light.. all m-mine. You.. you complete me.."

He gave up trying to keep quiet. Nothing else mattered except prolonging your orgasm and finding his own, which wasn't hard to do. With the way your pussy was spazzing over his dick, he had mere seconds hold you still before he painted your walls white with his cum.

"I.. can't.. stop." Joker bit down on your shoulder to stifle his loud groan as he worked the last of his cum inside your pussy. It pained him to continue however, a primal need to keep going overpowered all thought.

An unexpected orgasm slammed into you like a freight train as a result. You sobbed and convulsed in pleasure. Joker held you closer and only stopped when his passion gave way to exhaustion.

Everything was fuzzy and hypersensitive and the nearby lighthouse shined too bright, or perhaps that was just your aura blinding him.

Joker could feel each ragged breath you took while lying on his chest. Still connected with no plans of separating; he was content on floating away but once you shivered, his protective instincts kicked in no matter how exhausted he was. His throat was dry yet he cleared it to check on you.

"You uhh, you okay, Y/n?" His hypersensitivity picked up your hair shifting on his neck. A weak nod.

Joker wanted a verbal confirmation so he brushed his fingers down your spine. You jerked weakly, "Mm–mkay, just sensssitive."

That was better. He weakly chuckled, "Yeah.. me too."

An aftershock hit him mid sentence and you whined feeling him throb inside.

Everything was heightened times a hundred. Joker could see each star up close in the night sky and swore he could feel every grain of sand as it touched his body. He could tolerate the coarse texture but this was your first time at the beach. It must be unpleasant at this point.

It wasn't much but Joker draped your dress over your body to ward off the midnight chill. Your body heat was enough for him. Then both of you dozed off with the ocean waves as white noise.

It was rare that Joker slept in.

He was grateful you introduced him to the joy (and health benefits) of eight plus hours of sleep, however he was still a creature of habit and retained some of his light sleeper tendencies.

Years of staying alert trained him to snag the bare minimum amount of sleep in order to stay alive. If there was any noise, he heard it. Nothing got past him, not even a flicker of light. Call it paranoia, anxiety, whatever. Joker called it survival. However nowadays, Joker could sleep like the dead through an earthquake. He was still on the fence if that was a good or bad thing.

When Joker woke up, lying on a proper bed, not coarse beach sand, he had every right to panic.

He didn't remember much after dozing off on the beach but the embarrassing walk back to the SUV? Now that? That he remembered very well.

The lighthouse was off but the sun had yet to break on the horizon. He didn't realize just how exhausted he was until he stumbled back up the steep shoreline and almost cracked his head open. You thought it was hilarious. He grumbled out a few threats that only made you snort louder.

You tried to help Joker despite him adamantly refusing your assistance. Like clockwork he was back to his old callous ways. Little did you know.

To you it was obvious that Joker only cared about you during sex. After the desire died down, he turned cold. His weird, out of character behavior, where you were the Light in his dark, corrupt world had vanished just as mysteriously as it had appeared.

You were back to being Y/n, a thorn in his side that he only tolerated when he wanted his dick wet.

You tried not to let that get to you but the constant reminder hurt. You enjoyed your heated trysts with Joker but dang it, you were a romance writer! You desired more from him. It was in your nature! Deep down you knew you wouldn't receive anything else from him and knowing the truth hurt far worse.

Five months, Y/n. This is just temporary. Nothing more, nothing less. Please don't complicate things further.

You took a breath to expel your negative thoughts and focused on helping your exhausted lover to the car. It was like herding cattle. A cranky Joker was infuriating, yet equal parts amusing. Thank goodness he didn't have any knives or other weapons for him to make due on his many threats to you.

You wondered what he could actually achieve with a vegetable peeler. Nope. You didn't want to know. It could make good material for the WHB's fourth installment. Maybe Hunter could take up knives instead of archery.

By some miracle you got Joker buckled in the passenger seat but you ran into another problem. Joker roused out of his nap a few times to the sound of your worrisome rambling and the SUV's safety systems beeping.

It had been ages since you drove okay?!

You had a bad habit of talking to yourself when you were under duress and trying to navigate the SUV back to the beach house was proving to be quite the task.

Joker made driving the luxury vehicle look so easy earlier but you were already behind the wheel and you refused to let Joker drive in his current drowsy state. He was a terrible driver fully awake. Just imagine him now with one eye open. You were not dying today.

You just took things slow and panicked the entire time. "Bruh! I'm in my lane, I promise!"

The navigation calm's voice also reminded you of the upcoming turn half a mile out and thank goodness. The island was pitch dark with little street lamps to illuminate the roads. You stole a peek at your passenger slumped in his seat and dead to the world. He deserved to rest after flying for four hours straight earlier.

You would never take the subway for granted ever again after today.

Somehow you got the two of you back to the house in one piece. You were shaking like a leaf. The long day had officially caught up to you. You yawned and found yourself resting on the steering wheel to catch a few z's before heading inside. That's how Joker found you. All he needed was a quick power nap to rejuvenate his energy bar.

He cracked an eye open and noticed the SUV was parked in front of the house with you slumped at the wheel.

He overheard your nervous one sided conversation on the drive back to the house. Joker was so proud of you for driving for the first time in years and in an unknown city to boot! He wanted to reward you for such a job well done but for now he would acknowledge your exhaustion. You weren't moving any further on your own. It was time for him to take over.

Joker unbuckled his seatbelt and got out of the car. He spotted your bright pink heels in the backseat next to his white sneakers and paused.

"She drove barefoot? Now that's kinda hot." Joker mused to himself as he opened the door.

Joker removed your seatbelt and tried picking you up. You groaned in protest but relaxed when his voice floated in your ears.

"Time to get sleeping beauty to bed, yeah?" He bit back a grin when your head lolled back and forth in agreement.

He had your permission now. And you went willingly once he wrapped his arm under your knees and secured a good grip on your back. You were out for the count yet you never looked more breathtaking to him. Your cheeks were still flush from your most recent orgasm and your hair was absolutely ruined.

The beautiful curls were all but gone and he could make a sandcastle with the amount of sand trapped inside. You'd yell at him later for that amongst countless other things. And for once he'd take the blame.

He eyed the slight tear in your dress and cringed. At least it wasn't torn in two.

Joker's green eyes roamed your features from the SUV all the way up to the master bedroom. He was so lucky to have you and he needed to fix things so he could keep you.

Joker took great care changing you out of your dirty outfit into a clean pair of pjs before lifting your head (shaking it free of sand) and oh so gently placing your bonnet over your hair. You'd have to wash it soon but at least it wouldn't be a tangled mess. He would never hear the end of it if that happened.

You looked so peaceful all tucked into bed. Joker wanted to join you but first he had to straighten out some loose ends.

He couldn't help but to reach out and trace your parted lips with his thumb.

He tensed up when you moaned his name and began to stir. He thought you were waking up, which was fine by him, although you needed your rest. He'd have the whole weekend to mess with you. After a while you settled down and curled back up. He would join you very soon.

But first, a phone call. Frost is gonna be so pissed..

Joker needed some time away from Gotham City to think. He needed to work out this new development between the two of you and brainstorm a solid game plan going forward.

You ruined each and every one of his goals. Sure he still wanted to watch the world burn, but now that he found his Light, things weren't so simple anymore.

He could still terrorize the city but what about his most precious secret, vulnerable and subject to danger? Two Face already got his hands on you once. Joker couldn't afford for a second chance to occur. Right now Dent was unable to retaliate but once he reassembled his organization, what would stop him from hurting you again? Or rather someone else?

Joker needed to establish better safeguards and backup plans to counteract those backup plans— something he never did before. Enough was enough. He couldn't play around with your safety anymore. He thought of this and your newfound role in his life as he stripped down and crawled into bed behind you.

You were so unaware of the dangers lurking around you, him included. His poor defenseless Bunny. Joker never considered himself as your knight in shining armor. He was supposed to be the villain in your story, not the savior.

Joker wondered how things would be if you never met him back in Chinatown that day.

For starters you'd still be sheltered in your apartment like the introverted Princess you were, still writing stories you could only imagine yourself living. You would be naïve to him and the ever present danger in Gotham City; having never experienced it firsthand. Your charity gala would have gone off without a hitch and maybe you would be actively working on the fourth installment to Will Hunter Bill instead of being laid up with him with a target on your back.

Your life would be normal, no doubt boring, but otherwise safe and blissfully unaware.

Joker often wondered how you'd react if he just left; no warning or explanation. He bristled just thinking about such a horrid scenario and held you closer.

Joker didn't have the strength to desert you like that. Perhaps before he became emotionally involved he could have. Joker should have left when he still slept on your antique couch, back when his gunshot wound was fresh, and when you feared him more.

But for some unknown reason, he stuck around. Joker was known for killing hostages yet he allowed you to live despite the way you talked back to him.

You fed him, nursed him somewhat back to health, and let him sleep under your roof, not expecting a single form of payment in return. You did it all out of the kindness of your heart. Looking back, Joker was doomed from the start. You had some kind of power over him. You wormed your way past his defenses right from the beginning and rooted deep.

He should have never agreed to be your temporary roommate. That was his first mistake. He should have never cared about your feelings and most importantly, he should have never gotten romantically involved.

But your sweet face wet with tears after Frost rescued you from The Prosperity was the catalyst that finally did him in. That was the night Joker kissed you for the first time. The night he vowed to keep you safe, even from himself.

"I won't leave you again, bunny. I won't Y/n. I promise."

Joker began to realize just how precious you were after that night, even when you left to be with another. Absence truly made his heart more obsessed, or however the saying went.

Those two weeks were the darkest days of his entire life. Watching you get kidnapped immediately after your return was the last straw for his sanity. He became a nervous wreck until he got you back in his arms. Joker has been trying to prove he's the right choice for you ever since.

He didn't understand much about this love stuff. He did know that he fell hard for you.

Might as well since you wanted to be with him despite the odds. You deserved so much better but there wasn't anyone else in your opinion who could compare. Joker just didn't know that part yet. You had your claws buried deep in him and he wasn't going anywhere and the feeling was mutual.

The two of you crossed the point of no return a long time ago. Joker was finally opening his eyes to the truth.

He revealed his face, a crucial part of himself, to you. He trusted you with that secret. There were so many aspects of himself that he kept sharing that even he didn't know about. His identity, his feelings.. he laid it all bare for you. You could have it all. Joker trusted you completely and he hoped that you trusted him in like manner.

You.. did something to him. You made his head all staticky and his chest heavy and tight. He didn't know about his goals and dreams anymore. They didn't matter anymore. All that he knew was he fell so deep he might as well love you. Joker finally accepted it and it hit him like a ton of bricks.

He frowned up at the ceiling. Was there supposed to be more to this? Maybe if you were awake and could hear him say it it would feel more celebratory.

Joker glanced down at your peaceful face nestled in his arms and decided to practice. "Bunny, I uhhh.. I. I um.."

This was stupid. He could mentally say it all night long but when it came time to verbally say it— ugh!

He couldn't speak it into existence just yet. What if you didn't feel the same way or thought he was crazy and kicked him out of your life? You disrupted his life with that illuminating smile of yours; he didn't want to see it go away all because of three simple words.

This is why he never got emotionally involved!! Joker feared nothing but in that moment, watching your shoulders rise and fall in time with your gentle breaths, he feared you knowing his true feelings. He feared being rejected. He feared loving you.

Joker wondered why as he fell asleep and it was the first thing on his mind when he woke up alone.

The covers were pulled back on your side of the bed and all was quiet in the room. It was rare that Joker slept in and it was supposed to be impossible for you to leave the room (much less escape the tight grip he had on you) without him rousing awake.

He was slipping but that was a concern for another day.

Operation: Find Y/n took top priority.

Maybe you went to the bathroom or got restless and roamed around the house. You did have bad insomnia. These were more plausible scenarios however Joker's thoughts were never safe and they took a nosedive into darker territory, assuming the worst. Anything might've happened as to why you weren't in bed with him.

Did Two Face manage to track you down and steal you away? Did Batman somehow find the house and convince you to leave? You were technically Joker's hostage. Not like you were acting like one; that narrative was destroyed a long time ago. But still. Fat chance of Batman believing you were here of your own accord though.

Your disappearance could be an inside job. Joker didn't have much rep here in Massachusetts (he really needed to pay them a visit and strengthen their bond.) The small gang here could have sent hitmen to the house to kill him off but found you instead.

Go for the lover; make them suffer. It's a foolproof tactic that Joker ingrained in his men. No harm no foul towards them for listening to his instructions...

Or the worst scenario.

The incident in Atlanta, (that he should have handled more efficiently) could have followed him here. Joker really hoped that wasn't the case but all of his fears of losing you evaporated when he smelled food in the air.

Of course you were cooking. 'Breakfast is the most important meal of the day'! you always reminded him.

Joker shook all of his negative thoughts away. No one took you away. You were safe here with him. He repeated that mantra as he rolled out of bed and stepped into some pants to go put his doubts to rest. It wouldn't be the first time his sick mind played tricks on him. Sometimes he had to see things to actually believe them.

And you were a sight for sore eyes.

You were dancing in the kitchen when you heard footsteps descending the stairs. As far as you knew, only you and Joker occupied the house so without turning around, you called out your greeting.

"Morning Joker!" You set a plate of eggs on the table right as he walked in the kitchen.

You found the duffel bag he packed since your hair was freshly washed and styled into two curly space buns with two wayward strands framing your face. You still wore the matching pj set he dressed you in having nothing else to wear.

Joker was still shirtless and it allowed you to take in all of the scratches your nails left when he came closer to wash his hands at the sink. "Uh... good morning Joker."

He pulled various drawers out on the hunt to find a fork, completely ignoring you and your greeting. You blinked in disbelief.

"This man and his flipping mood swings I swear." You thought to yourself.

"Boy.. I know you ain't ignoring me. Joker. Joker?!"

He found some utensils and walked right past you, much to your ire. His focus was on the food you laid out on the center table. Simple eggs and bacon but it smelled heavenly. You even made biscuits, stacked neatly on the side.

"I know you hear me, J. Are you suddenly deaf?"

He smirked and pecked your cheek in passing. "No I'm noT." You shoved him away and crossed your arms.

Joker snickered as he grabbed a steaming biscuit with his bare hands. You stared at him until things finally clicked. "J?"

"Yeah, Bunny?" He hummed while cramming bacon and eggs into his makeshift breakfast sandwich.

Joker was such a man child; it irked your soul. Why did he bother searching for a fork if he planned on eating with his bare hands? You slid a jar of jelly you found in the fridge his way and he wasted no time drowning his biscuit monstrosity with it. The man had a sweet tooth like no other.

You made a face, both disgusted and amused at the sight. "Wowwww. So you only respond to J now?"

"If you got a new nickname, so did I." He bit into his sandwich and no surprise, grape jelly oozed out the sides, making a huge mess.

It was more sugar than nutrition at this point yet he was onto something. You built a sandwich for yourself and asked, "Great another nickname. Like I don't have enough already. What're you calling me now?"

Joker rolled his green eyes towards you. You were seated at the table eating your breakfast like a prim and proper lady unlike Joker who attacked his like a starved man. He blamed prison for his lack of manners.

He looked up at the ceiling as he chewed loudly in thought.

"Mmm... take a guessss, Y/n. I kept chanting it in your ear last night after each.. hard.. thrust." He reached out and traced the curve of your ear affectionately and the flirtatious action sparked your memory.

You remembered now amongst other things. This orange juice was very good! Some time passed as you stared out the window, drank your juice– anything to avoid Joker's knowing eyes.

You were sore this morning with Joker being one hundred percent at fault and he knew it.You cleared your throat and faced Joker who was openly smug with his stuffed cheeks and jelly stained lips. And this was the same man that rearranged your guts last night. Honestly..

"R-Right. That. I'll admit being called Light will take some getting used to." You jumped when Joker hooked his arm around your chair and dragged you closer to him. "J.."

You were killing him. His shortened name sounded so sweet tumbling from your lips like a prayer. He licked his mouth clean before leaning in.

"It's what you are. As a writer... I hope you uhh, under-stand.. the ah, deeper meaning." You listened to the cant of his voice and which words he stressed and didn't. It was a performance every time Joker spoke and it made his words far more important.

"I-I do but.." You trailed off.

Joker hummed offhandedly and kissed down your neck. Curse you for putting your hair up into buns. He had free access to do as he pleased. His lips were sticky as they came in contact with your skin. His agile tongue cleaned it right away.

"J.. stop. Our breakfast is getting cold a-and.. mm, we are not having sex again after last night!" Now that made him pause.

The temperature in the kitchen dropped a good ten degrees. "..and why noT?" He drawled.

You shivered seeing his jade eyes pin you in place. If looks could kill, you'd be floating in the Gotham River. You had to answer carefully so Joker didn't take offense.

"Let's just say, umm, sand got in places where sand shouldn't be?" You winced and looked away.

Thank goodness Joker was smart and put two and two together. He quirked an eyebrow as his eyes darted from your lap to your e/c eyes.

"Does it hurt?" He saw you shake your head.

"Nothing a soak in the tub won't fix. I saw a big one in the master bath upstairs. I'll do that later though." You turned back to your plate, polishing up the meal you made before reaching across the way to add a spoonful of fruit to your helping. Joker watched somewhat lost in thought.

He noticed you liked fruit. You always kept the fridge at your penthouse stocked with a wide variety and while on vacation your taste buds craved it.

You bit into a juicy strawberry right as Joker asked, "Can I join ya?"

His eyes were locked onto your lips but you covered it to answer him. You and your dumb manners.

"Joker." He grumbled and you rolled your eyes. "J," you corrected yourself, "I need space and you might not believe it, but so you do. Everyone deserves some alone time every now and then."

Of course Joker didn't agree.

You could tell by the frown darkening his face. It made his scars more pronounced and harsher on the eye. You wondered what nonsense he was gonna spout when he shifted to face you. "I thought that uhh, nasty mood of yours was gone. WhaT. Gives?"

Joker was confused when you heaved a sigh. You pushed a blueberry around your plate and tried to explain things.

"That 'nasty mood' is called a social burnout. It's an introvert thing, not like you could relate. But, it never goes away completely. It's always lurking in the background like a dark cloud ready to dampen my mood. When I don't have enough spoons to handle all of the social events Cindy schedules for me, I suffer through and face the inevitable. A 'introvert hangover' lasts indefinitely until I mentally recharge. If I don't, then I slip into depression. So I'm sorry to burst your bubble if you thought one trip to the beach, and umm.. a-amazing sex, fixed my mood completely."

The kitchen was quiet after your informative speech.

Joker was kind of disappointed to learn he didn't cure your sour mood. It just meant he had to try harder. Your confession opened his eyes to the fact there was still so much that he didn't know about you. You were still a puzzle he would never solve.

"What else are you hiding from me, Y/n?"

Joker's question caught you off guard. "Huh? Oh uh.. well I guess a lot of stuff but I mean, we're even. There's a boat ton that I don't know about you." You mused.

Joker felt embarrassment for the first time. He was trying to pry information out of you and it instantly backfired. You shared so much about yourself and he rarely returned the favor.

"But it doesn't matter. I know enough." You pushed your plate away and stood up to stretch.

Joker was left in a daze as you blatantly disregarded his failure at being more open with you.

The two of you were trying to be a couple however he still kept so much from you. Even if he was Gotham City's most notorious criminal shrouded in mystery, as his lover? Roommate? Friends with benefits? Whatever you are! You deserve to know more about him.

Which begged the question; what were you to Joker? He wanted to say those three magic words so badly.. but would it change anything if he said them?

Labels. What a concept.

"Hey J, I found this on the front porch this morning."

Joker was forced out of his thoughts when you walked away to grab a manila envelope. It crinkled loudly as you passed it to Joker.

"It looked important and I um.. well I didn't want to bother your operations so I didn't mess with it." You explained with a sheepish smile.

"Good girl." Joker praised you and ripped open the fat envelope to peek inside. You flushed at the compliment but noticed Joker's entire mood change thereafter.

Whatever it was inside, it wasn't good. Joker's facial expression didn't change but there was a subtle tick in his jaw and his grip on the folder tightened as he briefly glanced over the contents.

"Is... everything okay?" Jade eyes flickered over to you.

You saw so much yet so little swirling within his guarded glare. Trust was a two way street and both of you gave it freely but in that moment, Joker put up a barricade to keep you out.

"It will be. Listen Y/n.." He flung the missive onto the table and approached you slowly.

You knew things were serious. Joker held your gaze and not once did he exaggerate his words.

"I don't want you going anywhere alone for the foreseeable future." He rubbed your arms in what he thought was a reassuring manner but it did the exact opposite.

"Joker. You're scaring me."

He couldn't fix his lips and tell you the truth. He needed to be strong to protect you. Somehow he would find a way around this and keep you safe. He had to. Joker couldn't stop your incoming tears but he could hold you close and offer support.

"Bunny, I never, never, want to scare you mkay?" Joker leaned back so he could tip your chin up to look at him. "I— um. You know I got you, right?"

You replied back, "I-I know..."

Joker sighed and pulled you in for another bone crushing hug. It was on the tip of his tongue. Why couldn't he just tell you? This was gonna eat him alive until he finally said it.

You picked up Joker hesitating with his words and it wasn't his usual theatrical kind either.

Something wasn't right but this unexpected affection from Joker outweighed your fear of the unknown. You weren't used to him being affectionate outside of the bedroom so you soaked up the feeling while it lasted. You wrapped your arms around him but when your head turned to rest on his chest, your eyes landed on the ominous envelope.

It looked so innocent lying on the table. You wondered what it contained to have Joker so concerned.

He placed kisses on the crown of your head and rubbed your back in warm, erratic circles. Everything about this touchy moment had butterflies fluttering in your stomach. Perhaps Joker did care about you– just in his own special way.

Maybe just maybe, he felt the same way you did.

Joker held you for like forever until you yawned loudly.

He thanked you for cooking breakfast and whisked you back to bed, claiming you needed a nap. You didn't protest since you were rather sleepy from getting up so early. You woke up sometime around seven with a full bladder and a roaring stomach. You found the bathroom just fine but tripped over something on the way to the kitchen.

For someone who 'didn't plan ahead' Joker did just that.

A duffel bag filled with more personal care products, underwear, (how he got a hold of them you weren't quite sure) and etc. were mixed in with his things and the wayward weapon. You pulled out your favorite brand of shampoo and a magazine clip of bullets. Honestly you weren't even surprised anymore.

After washing and styling your hair, you rummaged through the kitchen in search for the necessary pots and pans needed to cook breakfast.

Whoever prepared the house for the weekend stocked the fridge but it was still bare compared to what you were used to back at home.

They expected you and Joker to just spend one night. You hoped Joker moved the itinerary around in order to stay for the weekend. You liked it here and it was good for your mental recuperation.

A Saturday nap would do you some good but you couldn't go to sleep to save your life. The only reason Joker tucked you in was so he could read over whatever was inside that envelope without you looking over his shoulder. A part of you wished you peeked inside when you first found it.

You stepped outside to get some fresh air and spotted it lying on the ground. It reminded you of the unmarked brown box Joker's goon gave him at the airport, so you brought it inside, thinking nothing more of it as you cooked breakfast.

Now well after the fact, your curiosity was itching to find out what it was. It had The Joker rattled so it must be something big. You wiggled under the covers coming up with possible scenarios like it was some huge plot twist in a book. You were caught up in your imaginary theories, you failed to notice Joker watching you from the bedroom door.

He was leaning on the frame enjoying the show as cute little pouts weighed down your lips. You must've been doing some intense thinking, he almost felt bad for interrupting.

"Did you even ~try~ to sleep?" You jumped and whipped your gaze to the door. Joker looked oddly normal standing there.

His hair was swept back and with his arms crossed you could admire his muscles in all their glory. Joker was the ideal build in your opinion. You noticed his sleeping pants hung low on his hips and you were shocked to see angry red scratches all over his body in the morning light.

He followed your stare and laughed.

"Oh these? My Bunny got some claws on her. Marked me uP real gooood. Wanna see the back?" He winked and turned around before you could tell him yes.

You did uh.. quite the number on him. Joker had several irritated welts running down his back. When did you even....? You glanced down at your nails in shock. 

Joker grabbed your hands as he sat on the edge of the bed. "Mhmm, you did that Sugar. Andddd. I. Loved. It."

Joker bopped you on the nose with your own finger. Of course you jumped. He was acting weird. He must've noticed your side eye since he leaned over you to kiss you gently. You could never say no to that.

"What's that pretty lil brain thinkin' bout, hmm?" He asked. You were frozen in place when he hummed and kissed you again. Surely you were dreaming.

You managed to fall asleep and this was your dream. A different version of Joker who took his time learning the curve of your lips with his own. Joker who took a deep breath before cupping the back of your neck to guide your lips more on his.

A different lover who thrived on the soft sighs that escaped your lips but didn't push things further unless you wanted to. Light caressing on your body proved Joker had a far gentler side that no one would ever know about except you. He leaned back so you could see emeralds shining down at you. He even looked at you differently!

The flecks of gold in his eyes reflected the devotion his mouth failed to express. Speaking of..

Joker parted his lips to speak, "I need to tell you-"

You reached up to grab ahold of his hair. "No.. no more talking..." Your finger wound itself around a brown curl and tugged. "Just keep kissing me, please."

Joker searched your eyes for something; whether he found it or not, you'd never know. He heard your plea and swallowed up your airy whine with another kiss. Nothing else was spoken.

Okay so maybe you and Joker did talk a bit. Well talking with your bodies for two days straight.

He treated you like royalty, the Light in his life, the sole meaning to his cruel existence. There wasn't a second that went by that you didn't question Joker's intentions with you. They were clear as day. You felt stupid for thinking otherwise.

He took your knowledge about introvert burnout and did everything in his power to nip it in the bud correctly. He took you out to buy some clothes and also to stock up the fridge to meet your standards. A stroll to an ice cream parlor was the perfect setting to announce the two of you were staying in the Vineyard until Monday.

You dropped your cone as you tackled Joker with a hug. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" You chanted.

He could still feel your body squeezing his own in the midday sun. A hug had never felt so good. The kiss that followed was ten times better.

Joker disappeared for a few minutes and you panicked until he reappeared with a devilish grin on his face and a replacement ice cream cone, (insert favorite flavor) of course.

You remembered the taste of it as he drove you back to the house, holding your left hand with his right, despite you griping about his horrendous driving. Not once did you notice the faint aroma of flowers. Once again Joker was acting strange, asking you to put up the groceries while he handled some things.

You rolled your eyes but left him to own devices as you rearranged the groceries inside the fridge. Half an hour later, Joker scared you half to death, jumping out from a blind spot and tugging you up the stairs– going on about some kind of surprise.

He stood behind you, covering your eyes and doing a terrible job at navigating, until he lifted them away and flipped your world upside down.

"J... when did you..?" You walked closer to the bathtub where tea candles and fresh roses floated in the water.

It was the perfect romantic scene straight out of your favorite novel. You swore it was corny when done in different variations of media but now that you experienced it firsthand, the gesture was so sweet.

"You wanted to soak so I uh.." He waved at the setup, at a loss for words. It was dark in the bathroom but you still noticed Joker licking his lips– a sign of his nerves.

"Just. Bathe or whatever so we can have sex late-rr."

He left you to it and you tried your hardest not to laugh at his flustered retreat. You'd never seen him so nervous before. It was cute. Joker could be considerate in his own unusual way. You were sore from the beach sand so you didn't waste the hot water and you thanked Joker for his kind gesture later on that night. And the night after that and.. ahhh, you get the idea.

Joker had you addicted. If you weren't tangled up in the sheets with him, you were enjoying the vast grounds on the property.

There was a trail leading towards a private beach, a mini flower garden, and the detached house had another patio that rivaled the main terrace. You sat out there with a notepad and pen to dot down a few ideas for your book almost all Sunday afternoon.

The words flowed naturally from being surrounded by serenity. There was no such thing as writer's block when your mind was so clear. Quite honestly, you couldn't remember the last time you took a vacation to reset your brain. Was it before you started writing the sequel to WHB? That felt like such a long time ago. You went to visit Mom and Dad at the beginning of this year but that didn't count as a getaway.

This short weekend that Joker carved out for you was a true vacation. You'd remember this excursion forever. Joker made sure of that with everything little thing he did.

Unfortunately the weekend came and went and now it was time to return to reality. You mourned the moment when Joker would revert back his cold, detached demeanor. But that wasn't the case.

Joker woke you up early Monday morning with gentle kisses down your spine while ambling off the day's itinerary on your skin. First, finish up the food in the fridge, followed by a quick shower together, before driving to the airport to board the jet back to Gotham City. Joker would fly again and he encouraged you to nap during the four hour travel time. He expected the arrival time around 10am.

You assumed that once Joker was back within Gotham's city limits he would be his old self again but he surprised you yet again.

Once he landed the plane, he helped you down the stairs, (you were not a morning owl) and into the idling car on the tarmac. You were waiting for him to hop in behind you but instead he was sounding off instructions to the driver.

"Take her direct-ly to her apartment. Do not stoP for coffee. She goes straight home." His voice was deep and menacing to his goon and it sent shivers down your spine hearing it.

This was The Joker everyone feared. He was turning to walk away but you quickly rolled the window down to call out to him. "J wait!"

He smiled to himself hearing you use his shortened name more frequently. Joker was too stiff you mentioned one night as the two of you lounged out on the terrace.

"J sounds more personal, more intimate you know?"

Joker had yet to officially talk to you about his feelings but you easily noticed his behavior change towards you. His devotion to you wasn't limited to just the beach house. You needed to know that even if he couldn't verbally communicate it.

"Aren't you coming back with me?" You asked him through the window. You could barely keep your eyes open, you were so tired.

Joker sighed and walked over to rub his thumb against your cheek. He concealed his face the moment the plane touched down on the tarmac but you instinctively knew the corners of his mouth were tipped up in a smile.

There was always a smirk on Joker's face when he looked at you. His Light gave him a reason to smile. And this was the Joker you knew and never feared.

"No baby doll. I'll be bacK before you uhh, notice.. me gone, mkay?" He pushed his mask down enough to kiss you and sent a glare at the driver who dared try to watch.

Just because he was openly affectionate with you didn't mean it was an invitation to stare. He was definitely killing this idiot later.

It was just another thing he needed to inform his men about. Establishing tighter security, reviewing protocol on manners, (revolving around you) some extensive damage control and burning old bridges for a brighter future. He had a lot to cover today.

You knew what Joker was gonna say next. "Yeah yeah, don't wait up. I get it. You can go" You waved him off.

Still had a mouth on you..

"Watch iT, Bunny." He narrowed his eyes but stepped away so the town car and the second vehicle trailing behind it could leave.

From now on you'll have a security detail 24/7. He was a fool for not assigning one before everything happened. But things are different now. He was determined to keep his Light safe. Joker had half a mind on calling them back and going with you but he was serious on debriefing his men today.

He needed to visit home base and by no means did Joker want you caught up in his organization more than you already were. There would be a clear divide between you and his work in order to keep you safe.

Still, he never took his eyes off your car until it turned the corner. He had a bad feeling about this.

Joker's goon dropped you off at your penthouse and sped off before you could even close the car door. You rolled your eyes and fished out your key before walking into the main lobby.

Everything was the same and the front desk attendant still greeted you warmly as you asked if there was any mail or messages. Surprisingly nothing came since you left for Atlanta Thursday night. Your bed was calling your name. You were bone tired from your red eye flight with Joker.

But most importantly you were glad to be home. Your quiet abode tucked away from everything that made Gotham City so famous. All the bright lights and noise ceased once you stepped foot into your high rise home. You unlocked the door with a smile. Just the way you left it. God, you needed to clean.

You walked in, turning on lights along the way to the kitchen. You had plans to grab some water for your plants but you screamed bloody murder instead.

You hurled your shoe at the person seated at your island as if he owned the place. He probably thought he did. "Why are you in my apartment, Grayson?!"

Dick was helping himself to the groceries you and Joker bought before the weekend getaway. This man stayed raiding your fridge..

Based on previous experiences, you would need to buy more since Dick could eat you out of house and home. He would stay for days as if this was his penthouse until he got bored and left. Oh no. You wondered if he discovered any of Joker's belongings. Now was not the time to panic.

Dick flashed you a handsome smile before slapping a magazine down on the counter. "You tell me, Y/n. Someone's been a naughty, naughty girl."

Okay. Maybe it was time to panic.

"What?" You stomped over and snatched the gossip mag up to read it thoroughly. Your stomach dropped like a stone reading the cover.

HOT! HOT! HOT! Popular YA & romance author, Y/n L/n spotted leaving Atlanta club with secret lover.

Some paparazzi managed to snap the perfect photo of you and Joker leaving Euphoria dead late Thursday night without being seen. Joker, whose face was miraculously obscured from the shot, was seen carrying you bridal style out of the club. You wondered how Joker transported you from the club to the hotel room after he tore your dress. Here was the answer.

You were pictured wearing only Joker's suit jacket with your legs completely bare, save for the heels adorning your feet. Joker held you possessively and it didn't take a cryogenics scientist to deduce the two of you recently had sex. Your bed head was enough evidence and Joker didn't look any better.

You could hear Cindy screaming now. Oh but it gets better!

Another picture was printed of you and Joker while out shopping Saturday afternoon in the Vineyard. Your heel strap came loose and Joker was ever the gentleman that day. He bent down to fix it right there on the sidewalk.

He was captured tying it back together with his back to the camera while you gazed lovingly down at him, biting your lip. A follow-up shot showed you kissing him with your hands buried in his hair.

You remembered that kiss. He still tasted like ice cream.

Y/n caught canoodling with secret lover in Martha's Vineyard. Is she cheating on Gotham City's most eligible bachelor, Bruce Wanye, or is this new man her one true love?

You looked up at Dick when he leaned his forearms on the counter. "So, Y/n? When do I get to meet Prince Charming?"

[blackberrysummerblog]

I liiiive! I cannot believe how long it’s been since I’ve posted an excerpt on here, but it’s been a pretty spoonless month (cue lengthy attempt at discussing the situation followed by a quick delete, because seriously? Whine moar 🙄). Thank you so much to all you lovelies who have kept tagging me; it’s been so nice to feel remembered! @wellbelesbian, @j-nipper-95, @orange-peony, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @youarenevertooold, @alleycat0306, @artsyunderstudy, @prettygoododds, @shrekgogurt, @larkral, @valeffelees, @fatalfangirl, @facewithoutheart, @nightimedreamersworld, @rimeswithpurple, @forabeatofadrum, @confused-bi-queer and @cutestkilla all tagged me recently and I’ve been so delighted to see what you’ve all been working on! This fandom really has the most talented writers and artists <3

As for me, I’ve been working on a few things as well! Some of you may have seen a woeful post last week when I realized I’d been writing one of my CORBs in a file I’d unwittingly created on my work account. *chef’s kiss* Beautiful. The upshot of that is that I lost thousands of words after hastily and permanently deleting the file, then buried myself under six feet of rocky soil in the backyard. But I’ve since climbed out and have been recreating it! (In my PERSONAL documents this time!) I’m not sure I’m allowed to say who I’m collaborating with or how much of the summary I can share, but I don’t think it’s giving away too much to say that it’s an AU where Baz is a demon nobleman in hell and Simon is a mortal merman who catches his eye. It’s a really creative concept and I’m excited to be working on it! Here’s a few more than six sentences (and some other fic excerpt shares) under the cut:

I’m lost in the dream again when Métis buzzes in my ear, and I try my damnedest not to hear her. I roll over and pull the shadows closer, but she burrows in nonetheless. “No,” I grumble as blue eyes and golden scales slip away from me once more, leaving nothing but ripples in the fluidity of retreating sleep. As I sit up and scowl at my father’s right hand pest, I can just about recall the setting sun limning bronze curls with a reddish halo.

Halo—ha.

“He wantsz to szeeee you,” Métis hums, settling alight in her favorite spot atop the curve of my left horn. “Sayszz it’s important.”

There’s just the barest fog of despair weaving around my ankles as I make my way to Father’s chambers, nurturing the chill that always permeates my corporeal form. An unexpected meeting seldom brings good news, but I wouldn’t say speaking with him is the last way I’d want to spend these early hours—the hypocritamus pools need sieving, after all. Depending on their recent diet and the subject Father wishes to discuss, the difference may be vanishingly slight.

The second thing I’ve been working on is from an anon prompt on @carryonprompts, which I’m going to paraphrase as “post-awtwb Simon getting kidnapped and Baz (plus Penny and Sheperd) having to be the one to play the hero to Simon’s damsel for a change.” Here’s six sentences:

I pull him up to his knees and kick his legs apart, stabilizing him.

Baz is so far out of this one’s league; I’ve never known what he sees in this deformed, ill-mannered, working-class mage.

He’s handsome enough in spite of the wings though, I suppose—in a brutish way. His eyes flash at me when I knot my fingers in his dirty hair to pull his head back, lifting his face. Square-jawed and broad through the shoulders and chest, thick-thighed, what we would have called a bit of rough, once. The faithful common laborer you could count on to throw you down on top of the bed for the pounding of a lifetime—is that all that Baz wants him for?

Lastly, a good bit more than 6 sentences from my still-unpublished crucible marriage AU, just because. I know I once posted a paragraph where Baz was taking Simon clothes shopping after being scandalized by the state of his drawers, and this is a resulting scene:

“Baz!” Snow shouts from the changing room. Balthazar’s balls, what’s the issue? He can’t want me to go in there. “Baz, c’mere!” He…wants me to go in there. I take a deep breath and push open the door fractionally.

“What, Snow?”

“Come in here!”

“I swear to magic, if you’re naked—” Oh. Oh, Crowley. This may somehow be worse. Simon is wearing the snug fitting blue knit shirt I sent him in with, and it would be showing off his biceps and chest enough to blow what’s left of my mind even if he didn’t have it hitched halfway up his abdomen. He’s changed into a pair of the short new boxer briefs we purchased in the last store (ordinarily I’d recoil at the notion of not washing them first, the heathen, but—Simon) and he’s gripping the waistband of a pair of soft grey trousers that he’s pulled halfway up his arse.

“I thought you might want to check out the new pants,” he says casually, nodding toward his backside as if I could pry my eyes away with a crowbar. “Do these get the seal of approval, then?”

I can’t speak. I think I may be salivating. Simon grins at me then, dragging one side of the trousers up while letting the other drop below the curve of his world-ending arse. He shimmies the exposed cheek in my direction, working himself into the trousers one centimeter at a time.

“You menace,” I hiss, unable to modulate my voice to a normal speaking level.

“What?” He finishes hitching the trousers up and leans back against the wall, not bothering to do up the flies. “Do I look OK?”

“No.” His face falls and I can’t bear it, even for a joke. “You look delicious. Absolutely debauched.”

“Debauched?!” Simon’s offended moue melts into something else as I slink toward him purposefully. “I don’t look debauched.”

He does. Trousers open, shirt still pushed up over his navel, curls in disarray from his habit of manhandling them when frustrated. I lean over him, my feet on either side of his, and he’s even farther beneath me than usual because of how he’s slouched back against the wall. He gasps softly when I take hold of his waistband and fasten the button of his trousers, my knuckles grazing the soft hair on his belly.

“Baz…nngh.”

I’ve drawn the zipper up carefully, but not so carefully that I’m not palming him over his trousers. I’ve barely touched him, but I note with satisfaction the goose flesh rising on his forearms. “Shh, love,” I murmur in his ear, tugging down his shirt so that it covers his stomach. Once he’s no longer indecent, I run both hands up under his shirt, squeezing at his thick, firm waist. Simon moans, tipping his head back to expose his long neck, and I’m dropping kiss after kiss there when I hear a sudden clearing of someone’s throat behind us.

It’s the changing room attendant, scowling in through the door that I foolishly left open. “Can I bring you gentlemen any different sizes?”

And that’s about it! I’d tag people if I hadn’t gotten to post this so late in the day, but as it stands I think most everyone’s already posted today. I hope everyone’s had a great week and that the next one is even better! :)

[tkblythofficial]

Ok, so I listened to R's original song again.

Let me preface this by saying that I'm sure it's not about J; it's obvious from the beginning of the song. It might be about T or it could be about no one - just pure fiction. However, the last option seems unlikely to me cause the "end of the world " line, which she repeats twice in the song, is just too suspiciously reminiscent of the "apocalypse" conversation from that interview.

Anyways, here are some things in the song that stood out to me:

First of all, as I said, I don't think the song is about J, because at the beginning of the song she sings this line:

"I often think about the city where we met and if you've been back yet"

Now, she met J on WSS, the filming of which took place in New York. Since then, they have been living in NY, so it'd make no sense for her to sing that line to J. No, the line is about someone she met in another city which wasn't home for neither her nor the mystery man. 🤔 Aaand I'm about enter the full delulu mode, brace yourselves: what if the line is about T? What if, while they were in Berlin (where they met) they once said they wanted to go back there once? Or it could have been a city in Poland, I'm not sure where they first met.

Then she sings:

"Do you know where you'd go should the world end tomorrow"

THIS LINE. End of the world => apocalypse => that part of the interview where T alluded to J saying she wouldn't save her during an apocalypse. So, what if this line is directed at T, like "where would YOU go should the world end tomorrow". She already knows where J would go (away from her cause she'll "hold him back" 🙄), so the question must be directed at another person, someone who was involved in the conversation too, which can only be T.

At the end of the song, again, she sings:

I don't know where I'd go should the world end tomorrow,

I wonder where we'd go, but there isn't a "we", no.

It'd make sense if these lines were directed at T, too, because obviously, they're not together, so there isn't a "them" (the 2nd line) and she feels unsure about her current relationship, hence - she "doesn't know where she'd go" herself (line 1).

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There are some other lines in the song that also made me pause and think, but they're way more vague and my interpretation - even more questionable. If you like, I could share them anyway.

Oh Anon, I would kiss you if I knew you!

R virtually met T while she was in London and physically met him in Berlin, so the first line tracks so far.

Yeah the end of the world line is definitely about J and T imo. R is upset that J didn’t answer the way she wanted him to but T answered the way she wanted I think. Didn’t he tell her she would be be good for a hug, emotional support and singing to lighten up the mood?

The fact that T knows J said no about saving R in the apocalypse means he was presence for that convo. J really said no to saving R at the end of the world in front of T? What a terrible boyfriend, he makes me sick.

Share them anyways :)

[heartfiliaccc]

Fairy Tail 100 Years Quest episode 10: thoughts + opinions

Uneasy Erza omake

I'm totally not shocked that Juvia has practiced kissing in front of the mirror at some point in time (she has to perfect it for her beloved Gray, am I right?)

but she's so adorable regardless

Gray's facial expression tells me this isn't the first time he's seen her doing it

Juvia the secret Jerza shipper ⚔️✨

J: ''Before I leave, I would like to encourage you to do some training of your own.'' E: ''Y-yeah, I'm okay, I think...'' J: ''Your kissing has to be up to snuff, or else Jellal will be displeased!''

I love how Erza is trying not to think about Juvia's words and is also trying to convince herself she's not bothered by that, although you can tell she's clearly disappointed she and Jellal aren't a thing yet (I know they aren't technically a canon couple, but they are canon to me because it's so obvious they have feelings for each other and have so much history together compared to the other big 3 ships) + I love how she starts practicing kissing as well lmao

Tattered Gajeel omake

aww, I love how Gajeel's been taking on more jobs because he and Levy are expecting a baby😭❤️

they look so cute snuggled up against each other + Levy's hand on her baby bump

Lily being a part of their little family, awww

Lucy's Leo x Virgo Star Dress Mix is soooo pretty😭😭😭

I love Lisanna's reaction to the Star Dress Mix lmao

wow, Lisanna getting one-shotted? geez, what a surprise🙄

Mira still standing isn't a shocker considering the fact that SHE'S A S-CLASS MAGE, but Elfman still standing did suprise me though

I LOVED VIRGO NOT SHYING AWAY FROM HER MASOCHISTIC TENDENCIES AND WANTING TO BE PUNISHED

AHHHHHH, A JERZA ENCOUNTER COMING UP! 🎉

I CAN'T WITH THEM

E: ''Why did you strip?'' J: ''Because you're here. Enjoy it.'' 😏😏😏 E: ''Wow, he's completely out of his mind! I've got to take him down before this goes any further.''

Gray vs. Thunder Legion rematch?

I LOVE JEALOUS JUVIA! // ''Has she touched him with the bare skin of her feet?''

nice logic Fried: turning into a demon when you're going against a devil slayer?

is this the same Thunder Legion that kicked ass during the Battle of Fairy Tail arc? welp, they pretty much all got their asses handed to them by Gray lmao

the whole ''stop it, he's already dead'' meme but Fairy Tail edition

they way Gray used Evergreen's and Bickslow's powers to beat them was really hilarious and smart!

aww, I love how Gajeel didn't want to lose yet another battle to Natsu and how upset he was over the fact that Levy joined the battle despite being pregnant; I also can't believe Natsu aimed for LEVY'S STOMACH, but as much as he can be dumb as fuck sometimes, I'm so glad he was hesitant about attacking her in the end

''Because no matter what happens, you are my number one.'' 🖤🧡

sillies🫶🏻

J: ''I almost forgot how strong you are.'' E: ''Stop, you're too close!'' J: ''I'm just trying to get a better look. Who could blame me?''

goofy goobers

sillies #2 🫶🏻

''Woah, looks like I'm interrupting something.'' // WELL LAXUS, YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE

EVEN THOUGH HE'S BRAINWASHED BY THE WHITE MAGE, JELLAL STILL DOESN'T WANT TO HURT ERZA AND WANTS TO PROTECT HER😭

Wraith's one hell of a weird dude, idc

As much as I really looked forward to all the Jerza moments getting dubbed, this episode wasn't the best one to watch, mostly because of Jellal's VA change (I hope to gods this is just temporary, because no one can do Jellal's voice like Robert McCollum, period).

[darlingpwease]

You can't trust me?? Bubba why do you hurt me :(( oh damn, hopefully you two can bump into each other again!! She sounds wonderful :)) (xie lian is the best flower boy)

I feel you, I am a sucker for those world hopping stories mainly (I'm actually writing a work based off of it lmao),, I like the xianxia works but because they usually have some of the best angst <//333 at least the ones I've read. (Don't get me wrong tho, other transmigration works can be just as brutal)

WHAT– What do you mean by that?! Yes, and ur so mean with it >:(( /t /j It definitely hurt my soul that's for sure lol, I actually plan to reread svsss some time over my break. Thank you for having some faith, darling Dove </33

Hmm,, I really like Hua Cheng and Xie Lian, but I also like Feng Xin <33 What about you?? Who are your favorites?? /gen

He reminds me of a fairy, pretty boy pretty darling <333

Yes yes, I am very much a panna cotta of culture. Impressive, right?? <33

-panna cotta

As the cycle keeps on repeating over and over and over and overandoverandoverandover- Even if you don't remember things that have happened in the past (or at least, some times not completely), the two of you have descended into a thick pool of infatuated insanity. There's no longer any room for others, not for you nor Xie Lian.

There is only you. And there is only him.

When he finds you again, when he finally brings you home once more, everything is already set up in a way that is perfect for you. The joy felt is indescribable, but whenever you try to surprise him, you can't help but feel disappointed. What do you mean I've already done this? What do you mean you're happy to get another one? Isn't this the first time? No matter how many times you go through this cycle, it's gotten to the point where there doesn't seem to be anything new.

You'd be lying if it didn't make you worry. What if Xie Lian gets bored? What if he finally has enough of you? Even though you don't remember, it's been so long that it's engraved into your soul that you are his, and he is yours. You know that, just seeing the way he looks at you tells you. This deep rooted craving that you have, the dependency the two of you have has seeped into your bones and into the very matter that makes you two.

You can't leave him. You don't want to.

But what can you do to stop him if he ever decides to leave you?

You have to keep him. Tie him down here, to you. Connect his soul to yours, fuse your life with his. Even if you have to go against the very heavens, you will not let him leave.

you haven't given me a reason to trust you yet, foxtail🤨🤨🤨 /t (yes!!! best flower boy,,,, I want to hold him in my palms and look at him with love<///3)

'I'm actually writing a work based off of it lmao' don't be shy tell more🎤🎤🎤 right??? I love xiaxia for good angst and world hopping because it's very good, even if it's systems,,, always systems...... world hopper!reader in blessing??? someone??? interested???? /hj

you can try to talk before I start talking about it, you already look like a calf on a leash to everyone and even to your anons🤨🤨🤨 /t /j /hsrs I can be an cold CEO, but you're not a big-eyed, small-chested shorty who stumbles through every word and is an innocent sheep and whom everyone constantly drugging and tries to rape so that in the middle of the story she leaves the country and returns with a brilliant child, so it's not in your best interests to agree with this🙄😒 /t /j I'm trying even though you're trying to nullify even that<3 /t

mhm~ expect Hua Cheng and Xie Lian, it's Jun Wu and He Xuan<3 If I could, I would drown them in a puddle, but they are so complex and multifaceted that at the same time I want to kiss them<333

yes!!! pretty fairy boy, pretty<333 look at him, he's so cute, I want to bite his cheek and tell him what a baby he is while he is deeply anxious and almost depressed due to lack of support and isolation and an absolute needy mess because he was gaslighted so often that he can't let you go even for a minute :((( pretty<333333 love it when hot gentle men are deeply traumatized and clearly not mentally stable<333333333 /¾j

yes, for a lousy panna cotta like you, it's very impressive; perhaps one day you will become a good and sweet panna cotta, which is what you should be<333 /t /j

After all, given the White No-Face's prediction that Xia Lian will be abandoned by everyone and left alone, which has become a self-fulfilling prophecy, even more poisons his mind and stability when he sees that you are not always happy. He dares to believe — wants to believe — that you love him and want him, that this is at least partly untrue, that you will always be with him, always returning to him, always being loved by him, going against everything and giving up everything, that in your first life, that in current one — but when he sees how you become more and more sad and annoyed with each life, while not saying what is happening to you,,,, when he sees the dullness in your eyes at the sight of what seems to you as a 'too weak reaction', or when he does not answer the question whether it is the first place or a gift, instead saying how good he is, thanking you and smiling happily, but your smile is insincere and empty.

And he's not suspicious, and he's not depressed, and he's not paranoid, and he's not traumatized, and he's not clingy or needy at all — but he can't help but be emotionally overwhelmed when you become different, colder and distant, for the first time, whispering that he's beautiful, but immediately interrupting and instead smiling sadly, catching on the thought that you definitely don't say it for the first time, you don't do anything for the first time, you've already done it all before — and stroke his hair, soothing, rocking like a child, letting him relax during the influx of disturbing memories of how he hid head in your stomach or chest, looking for support and understanding, and doing the same now, only now he sees how you feel,

and it gives an alarming pain in his chest.

You're not thinking of leaving him, are you?

He can't live without you.

You can't.

You're the only one who can't leave him — never.

Perhaps Xie Lian reacts too... sharply when clings to you even more tightly, almost forbidding you to leave him, fearing that someone will attract your attention — even if you are not subject to his lack of any luck, this does not mean that his lucklessness will not cause you to leave. You are so perfect, so magnificent that he can't help but admire you and adore you, no one can help but adore you, even in your first life — otherwise you wouldn't be as well loved and famous if you were famous only for 'how you drove the Crown Prince crazy with love'. If there were guides to the Peach Spring that led souls to rest, then it would be you.

If you were a guide to the Peach Spring, he would be an eternal will-o'-the-wisp by your side, never able to leave you.

Your eyes look disappointed and dull when you feel that Xie Lian is trying to lie to you, saying that this is the first time, you have never given him something like this, — you see how anxious and diligent he is to make you believe that it has at least some damn value.

You don't know where he puts old things — throws away, burns, destroys? — and you can't help but struggle to ask him about it, but you know that he will look like a kicked puppy when he realizes that you have seen through him. Xie Lian kisses you so gently, like a butterfly touching your skin, even if it's already more than a thousand times, but you can't help but be overbearing, aggressive, digging into his skin with your nails when you kiss passionately and almost bloody, forcing him to obey and succumb to you, — but you still don't feel that your hunger is satisfied. Did your past reincarnations kiss him like that? Will your future reincarnations kiss him like that? You can't help but be disappointed and annoyed, feeling how he wants to relax you, but not understanding how, only giving in to your impulse, letting do whatever you want, experiencing an overwhelming rush of happiness and adoration that almost cries when realizes again that it's you, you're next, you're with him, you love him, you are his,

and he is yours.

When you ask him to relax, to trust you, Xie Lian sees no reason not to do it, obediently closing his eyes, and his face is so calm, serene, that you feel even more like you are becoming abnormal for him.

It's for his own good — you say when your fingers slide over his skin while you kiss his neck, feeling his long thin fingers grab you by the clothes, but his eyes, even though the eyelashes tremble, do not open, obeying — this is what you should have done with him a long time ago.

You don't know if your future reincarnations will do this, but you are sure that your past ones didn't, when your fingers slide over his naked body, drawing circles and symbols that he will definitely understand.

ok ok but light hua cheng x reader??? the reader who became a ghost after their death instead of being reborn, but hua cheng does not mind too much, even if he was late for too long, which left only your body, - and such an angry mood and hatred for the people who tormented your lover and made him so that you can't even rest in peace, wishing protect him, but at the same time warm up to a guy you know, but can't remember, and are very gentle to him, seeing how he cares about your lover, even if he can treat you too protectively & maybe teasingly when you're still a will-o'-the-wisp?🤨🤨🤨

[gaystayzennie]

NSFW Johnny A-Z

(gender neutral reader) Remember that this is purely fictional, and not necessarily an accurate description of the members

Aftercare (How/ How much)

Johnny would absolutely worship you. God tier after care from this man for sure. Cleans you up with the softest touch, and speaks softly to you the whole time. Complimenting you and making sure he soothes you if you’re extra worked up after. Offers to run you a bath and do all the work for you if you need it. Will cuddle you to sleep and place soft kisses all over your face while you fall asleep in his arms.

Body parts (fav on self and partner)

Let’s face it you’re probably shorter than him because he’s just so tall. Since you’re so tiny your head is the easiest for him to reach and he loves placing kisses on the top of your head, playing with your hair, cupping your face in his hands, etc.

He also definitely likes smacking your ass every chance he gets. Even in public, if no one is looking, you better believe he’s gonna quickly smack it. He just can’t resist it.

On himself, he’s proud of his whole physique honestly because we all know that Johnny works out a lot. He’s toned af and he knows it only makes him even hotter.

Cum (where/how etc)

He seems like the type to want to come inside you. Whether that be down there or in you mouth, he loves the feeling of filling you up and sharing the intimate/lewd moment.

Dirty Secret (wants to try, or embarrassing incident)

Wants to try cockwarming but won’t ask you about it because he knows you love his usual aftercare. Doesn’t wanna take that away from you by staying inside of you instead of cleaning you up after.

Experience 

You canNOT convince me this guy hasn’t had sex. No way on planet earth Johnathon hasn’t slept with at LEAST one person. I wouldn’t be surprised if he lost his virginity in high school. Sorry not sorry 🙄✋

He definitely knows his way around. Could def eat someone out with ease because he’s totally done it before.

Favorite Position

Y/N while watching a game on tv with Johnny: Babe what’s your favorite position? J: Any position where I can see you squirming under me

y/n smacking his chest: shut up Johnny! I was asking about soccer you whore. 🙄

fr though I can definitely see this man choking you and just generally liking any position where you look particularly submissive. LOVES when you ride him too though.

Goofy (how serious/goofy during sex)

Not afraid to make fun of you a little during sex, but he takes things pretty seriously for the most part. Might laugh or smirk at you if you’re acting super needy for him. But he means business when he’s fucking you.

Hair (how groomed + preferences)

Might shave on occasion if he feels like it, but usually can’t be bothered. Couldn’t care less whether you’re shaved. Will absolutely go down on you either way.

Intimacy (romantic/rough etc.)

Ugh sex with Johnny would just be so freaking good 😩😩

You will be on your knees for this man. He has such a way with words and has your ears turning red instantly once he starts sweet talking you. Flirts with you and teases you constantly throughout out the night until your begging. Fucks you good and hard once you’re both too horny to hold back. So good to you and makes things amazing and exciting for you both every single time.

Jack off (how often)

Doesn’t really need to Jack off anymore once you guys start dating because he can just ask you for sex whenever he needs it. Will 100% invite you to watch him though if he ever does feel the urge to jerk off.

You once asked him for phone sex which made him laugh at you. He made fun of you until he realized you were being serious. He immediately obliged once he figured out you weren’t joking at all. Enjoyed it even more than you.

Kinks 

Nothing too wild. He loves to dominate you in any way you ask him to though. Whether it be choking, bondage, or orgasm control, he loves to make you squirm under his control. You guys have a safe word though because he wants to be absolutely sure that it’s never too much for you even if you’re the one who usually requests things.

Location (fav place)

Anywhere that will let you both be loud. He makes a lot of noise, and more importantly makes you make a lot of noise.

Usually takes you to his room when the other members are all gone or at least far enough away they won’t hear anything. Sometimes leads you to the shower for a little extra noise to cover up your moans.

Motivation (turn ons)

Absolutely melts when you initiate things. If you start kissing his neck he will scoop you up and carry you off to the bedroom so fast.

If you’re a little too bold though he’ll tease you and put you in your place. He secretly likes seeing you try to flirt with him though and thinks it’s hot how horny you are for him.

No (turn-offs or wouldn’t be into)

Like I said, he’s a true dom. He definitely prefers to be the one in control and wouldn’t be a fan of you trying to take the lead. He might let you try for a second, but very quickly puts you back in your place.

Oral (preferences)

Taught you everything you know about sucking dick. He knows what he likes and being sucked off is definitely something he likes. So he makes sure you know how to do it properly. Giving him a bj is often the beginning of a long night for the two of you.

Call him the pussy/dick king cuz he knows what he’s doing. Tongue game is so strong. He will have you cumming in seconds.

Pace (how fast/rough)

Knows how to take his time fore sure. Good luck lasting the whole night cuz he’s gonna fuck you good and slow all night long.

Quickie (thoughts on quickies)

He would 100% be down for a quicky. He’ll slip away to the bathroom with you anytime and rock your world as quickly as possible. Would come back so causally too. No one would know what you guys had been doing just seconds ago when you return to the rest of the group until they saw your dazed face.

Risk (how risky)

Johnny figures the members all already know what you guys have been up to, so he’s not afraid to slip away with you even when the boys are just a room over. If someone walks in he won’t be ashamed at all. Will yell at them to get out of course, but he’s not that embarrassed.

Stamina (how long + how many rounds)

Lasts too long for your own good. He’ll keep asking you to go another round until you have to beg him to stop because you just can’t take it anymore. Would fuck you all day long if he could.

Toys (own or use any)

I can see him using vibrators on you for sure. He loves to pleasure you and he loves to control your orgasms, and a toy would just make it that much easier. He knows he’s good in bed too, so he doesn’t feel undignified using toys at all.

Unfair (how much teasing)

Makes fun of you all the time for being in heat. If you start dry humping him or even straight up tell him you’re horny, he would definitely tease you for it before giving in. The type to make you beg for things and tell you to “use your words”.

Volume (volume during sex)

Grunts a lot if he’s fucking you and sighs in pleasure when you’re jerking/sucking him off. Usually lets you do all the moaning though and tends to talk to you a lot during sex.

Wild card

If you have a dick:

Once requested you let him ride you instead for a change. He was still topping you and taking the lead of course, but he rode the shit out of you. Had both of your eyes rolling back in your heads. You clawed at his back the whole time as he rode you at an animalistic pace. Wore the scratches on his back proudly the next day as you and the neos went swimming at the beach.

If you get periods:

He read up on periods just for you because he knew you get awful cramps every month. He found an article that said orgasms can help relieve the pain, and he convinced you to try. You were a little shy at first because you knew you’d be getting blood all over his torso and his member, but he assured you he didn’t mind at all. You guys found out that day that the article was definitely correct. Whether it be the pain relief or just the distraction, you definitely felt better than usual that day.

X-ray (length, girth, curve)

Big. dick. energy. Do I even need to say more? He’s definitely above average in both girth and length. From his height to his energy, all signs point to B I G D I C K.

Yearning (sex drive/ hornieness)

If he wasn’t so busy you guys could honestly have sex everyday. He has self control of course and doesn’t spend all his time being horny. But if you ever want him to fuck you…he’s there.

Zzz (how fast to fall asleep after)

He doesn’t get that tired even after a long night. If you want him to stay up with you and talk or watch something he’ll be so down. But if you want to sleep, he’ll sing you to sleep, stroke your hair, tell a story, or do whatever you might need to lull yourself to sleep. Probably won’t fall asleep for a while after you, but he doesn’t mind at all.

[charmixpower]

For me recently I’ve been eating up all the rivusa crumbs in the movies ESP magical adventure but since I have no irl outlet I’m just gonna say here that in secret of the lost kingdom the freaking cut scene from the Italian where the old white man tells riven that he needs to figure out whats his reason fighting and Musa just comes and links arms with him owns my heart AND THEN it links back to when they have their moment towards the end where he tells her she is what he’s fighting for😭😭 dude that kiss is engraved in my head for absolutely no reason I love it so much the animation was giving all it could have been giving at that moment😭😭 and also when Musa was giggling while riven was doing extra stuff with his hover bike just makes me so happy🥲

But then magical adventure ironically outsells the sotlk rivusa moments Bcs let me say when they meet in eraklyon and she runs and pushes up on his shoulders to kiss the side of his forehead😭😭 and his hand placement just gives me life and when they kiss (with so much tenderness that my heart is exploding) his hands deadass brushes over her ass😀😀😀 (the fact that the animators made an ACTIVE DECISION TO ANIMATE THAT TOO) it just helps with my hc that musas favourite place to hold riven is around his neck and his is around her waist (and lower ig🤷‍♀️ ) and they’re holding hands to wan to the ship too🥲🥲🥲 ALSO when riven ran up to musa on the ship to tell her “I always loved playing pirates” I MEAN COME ON THEY ARE SO CUTE and when they’re all kinda mourning over sky’s dad riven just puts his hands on her shoulders to comfort her and she later just reaches back to place her palm over his hand on her shoulder😭😭😭 URGH my heart can’t handle all these moments and then when the winx get back their powers she tackles him from the back and wraps her arms around his neck while she’s flying😭 and they just stay that way and look at each other when bloom and sky kiss lol🤪 and then when they need to fly back to the ship THEYRE THE LAST COUPLE TO SEPARATE AND HE JUST HOLDS HER HAND FOR AS MUCH AS HE CAN BEFORE SHE FLIES OFF😭😭😭 ok I think I’m done with my rivusa verbal diarrhoea I spent a whole 3 hours watching magical kingdom because I kept going back and slowing down the cute rivusa crumbs and analysing everything🤪 thank you for coming to my Ted talk about why rivusa have always been and will be the best

HELPPP THIS ASK IS EVERYTHING AND MORE!!!!

I thought I was the only one obsessed with movie Rivusa, bestie I love you, I could talk about "I've always loved playing pirates" for hours straight

YOUR SO RIGHT

SotLK is about big dramatic Rivusa while MA is all about those domestic casual Rivusa moments and I could stare at them forever

I rewatch the first and second movie p often because I love and are obsessed without them thank uuu so I am absolutely the person to send this to thank u for the food

I'm so mad they cut that scene bc Riven's arc in the first movie makes so much less sense without it but it's literally the same arc again and I'm sick of is, MA forever for just letting Rivusa vibe and exist

Like I know Riven is the most interesting and well written male character in the show but give my man a break 🙄🙄🙄 his shoulders must be in so much pain form carrying most of the specialist sub plots

I love all the Rivusa kisses from the first kingdom, but the one where she was surprising him was so cute. Riven defo stuggles with being openly affectionate even tho he really really wants to be and Musa knows this show she's being affectionate enough for the both of them I love them so much sobbing

Their so soft but I can't believe you needed the movie to tell u that Riven is handsy with his s/o /j like it was so obvious. I couldn't tell you who is worse between them tbh. Musa, as seen by her s1 outfit, is more attention getting, Riven is only subtle when you compare him to her. Musa is going to kill Riven with her outfits one day, and she's not gonna even be a little sorry because it was completely intentional

The animators knoooo

My hc is that Musa really likes just attaching herself to his arm. His arm is stuck being cuddled to her chest and he's not getting it back thank youuu. That hc is because the s2 finale party is literally everything I've ever needed in Winx, but I can definitely see where your coming from. Musa is part of the "I'm going to jump on my boyfriend" coalition with Stella and Aisha

And yes true, canon

THEIR LITERALLY SO CUTE ADORABLE AND SOFT IN THAT MOVIE AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH FOR IT

I love how Musa prefers to sneak attack Riven by jumping on his back. Stella and Aisha r so proud. She definitely does that just to mess with him. "Hahaha I snuck up on you 😜" and Riven, who damn well heard her is like "yaah you did babe" and then she messes with his pointy hair

They are BOTH CLINGY BECAUSE THEY WORRY ALOT ABOUT EACH OTHER CHANGE MY MIND I LOVE THEM SO DEARLY

YE S YES UES IVE DONE RHE SAME THING YOUR THE MOST VAILD PERSON IN THE WORLD

I completely agree and I am patiently waiting for the next ted talk this was WONDERFUL

[causenessus]

OKAY! Now that I have been given the okay to use my degree in yappology-

CLEANING WHEN YOU’RE STRESSED IS SO REAL. Like tmi mayhaps but I have like a 2 yr depression room (at one time it was clean but stuff happened that is not tumblr sanctioned and it reverted back to a depression room 🧍🏻‍♀️) and I got stressed about the first day of school (senior yr I’m gonna throw up guys-) and I just started cleaning it! I did like four loads of laundry and picked up all the trash and folded all my new clothes I got. I made a dent in the room and I was very happy about it lol.

Whenever I have a bad day I too rant to someone, usually it’s my best friend bcs as an only child I don’t have a sibling I can kidnap and force to listen to me and vice versa. So like needing to feel productive when your day has been literally awful??? Real for that!

Like I’m pretty sure I have picture day the same day I’m supposed to get my hair done which makes me want to pull my hair out. Like ONE MORE DAY PLEASE. MY SENIOR PICTURE CANNOT BE ME WITH THIS ORANGEY PINK MESS. PLEASE I’LL CRY. Unfortunately I don’t think they’ll push it back if I ask 🙄 how unreasonable /j

I’M SO GLAD I WAS ABLE TO MOTIVATE YOU TO MAKE THINGS!!! THAT MAKES ME GIGGLE AND TWIRL MY HAIR!!! Also not to worry, I love sending long asks so every once in a while if you enjoyed these more will be coming soon to Tumblrs near you <333

I am caring for myself, it’s called rummaging through your account along with (eggy, dodger, hiraethwa <333, honee, and Molly’s accounts). What more self care could I need??? NO BUT REALLY. I am taking care of myself, had myself a little self care shower the other day with face masks and hair masks. You know the works! Mostly because I had to take my nail polish off finally bcs school 😔 (I’m in a culinary tech school and you can’t have nail polish lol) also had a delicious meal bcs school started. We’re making yogurt and granola and then making crepes. The granola was so good- like omg. I added more brown sugar and honey 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Okay enough about me- now onto rambles about your fics bcs they’re delectable.

LOVE NOTES. OMG MY BELOVED….

I LOVE ALL THE LITTLE THINGS THAT LOVE NOTES SUNA DOES FOR HER. LIKE GOD I’VE SEEN WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR OTHERS. LIKE BARKING. GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE.

FOR ME??? AWHFJSJJFJS I FEEL SO SPECIAL 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I’m gonna be so fr- I love love notes Suna but if I got put in that universe he’s not the one I would go after. Love you pookie but I need Osamu. As a baker I need him. Chef + Baker combo goes so hard like- we would cause so much havoc for Atsumu. Like “Here I made cupcakes you want one?” And he would agree bcs what could sweet little bakery anon have done to them??? PRANK. Osamu and I would be menaces and I feel like love notes Suna (and Sakusa) would wholeheartedly support this.

Wanting to write a story based off one scene in your head? Real. I do that all the time. There’s literally so many ideas floating around in my head (send help I have 15 drafts of ideas and it grows everyday😭😭😭😭🔫)

RAHHH MAKING ART FOR PEOPLE IS JUST SO ROMANTIC. I find it even more romantic when the other person doesn’t know because person A isn’t making the art to get credit or to get ahead in any way with person B they’re doing it because they get so inspired by person B that they have to get their love out somehow. And they want to inspire the people they love. WHEN IS IT MY TURN????

In a completely funny and ironic way when I think of love notes I think of “LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH!” Like my brain supplies me with that anytime photography is mentioned it’s all I can think of.

FOREHEAD KISS AND FRESH BAKED COOKIES MWAH 🍪🍪🍪🍪

I love you too Ness!!!!! <3333 MAKE SURE TO EAT FOOD AND DRINK WATER!!! AND THIS IS FOR EVERYONE ELSE WHO MADE IT THIS FAR IN MY YAPPING!!! -> YOU’RE IMPORTANT AND I LOVE YOU!!! AM I A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET? YES BUT DOES THAT MATTER? NO! You’re worth all the effort and deserve someone who puts effort into you. If no one else tells you they love you today I love you! You’re doing your best, even if you think you’re not. If you only have 40% of your usual effort today to give that means that you still have 100% because you made it through the day. You guys are doing great and eat food, drink water (it’s good for you I promise!) and take a shower or bath to help you decompress. You deserve it. And good night/morning because you deserve one!!! <33333

Thank you for yapping with me <3333 certified yapper clocking out for the day-

-sincerely bakery anon 🍪 <3

I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REPLY BAKERY ANON PLEASE YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE OKAY TO USE YOUR DEGREE IN YAPPOLOGY <3 like u worked hard for that degree yk 😔😔 don't let anyone tell u that u can't use it!! BUT ANYWAY I'M SORRY I'M SO LATE I PROMISE IT IS ONLY BECAUSE LAST NIGHT -> TODAY LITERALLY SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE AND TOLD ME TO STAY DOWN </33 BUT I AM BACK AND ALIVE NOW!!

and not tmi at all!! omg i totally get the depression room 😭😭 like my desk is always just a mess of things i cannot be bothered to deal with and then i throw anything else in my closet so i don't have to deal with it and just recently cleaned it out and it was the best feeling in the world!! and ik how hard it can be to like start trying to clean up cluttered rooms when there's so much to do so i'm so proud of you for cleaning it!! stress cleaning is super fun <3 (it being clean and then things happening is so real + GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SENIOR YEAR!! ENJOY YOURSELF <3 DON'T STRESS TOO MUCH ABOUT COLLEGE OR ANYTHING!!! HAVE FUN!! <33 and idk why i'm so stupid but i read "i made a dent in the room" and thought you meant a LITERAL DENT like i fully imagined you [a person with a cookie for a head <3 /pos it's so cute] just sucker punching your wall and leaving a dent LMAOOO)

and aa i'm glad you have a best friend to rant to!! friends are amazing honestly i definitely value friends over family tbh so i think that's just as good as a sibling yk <33

AND PLEASE???? idk i remember for my senior year they literally just used our junior pictures 💀💀 bc i guess their priority was the senior photos yk!! AND AAA ORANGEY PINK HAIR SOUNDS SO PRETTY THOUGH!!!! I HOPE YOUR PICTURE TURNS OUT WELL :(( AND ALSO THAT YOUR HAIR APPOINTMENT GOES WELL!! (😭😭 maybe they have like a retake picture day if u need it??)

I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE LONG ASKS ESPECIALLY FROM YOU BAKERY ANON!! YOU ARE SO SWEET AND I LOVE TO READ AND REPLY TO THESE <33

AND RAHHHH!! i'm so so glad you loved love notes!!! suna is so sweet literally i think about him everyday <3 and then i see irl men and get severely disappointed and depressed </3 but it's okay bc that's what fanfics are for!! (@/yogurtkags tagged me in the most DELECTABLE suna drabble EVER OMG IT LITERALLY GAVE ME BUTTERFLIES but i reblogged it on my sideblog bc i went a little too feral...and not main blog appropriate....so if u want to read it u can either find it on there or i'll definitely find a way to send u the link!! like we can do it like a little smuggle deal where u send me an ask asking for the goods and i send u the link and then u send me another ask telling me u got it and then i delete the post... 😈😈😈 [i have no idea why i'm gatekeeping this fic or why i would do something this convoluted i am just mildly ashamed of my own behavior and reaction that fic ahem...]) AND PLEASE GOING FOR OSAMU IS SO VALID!!! AND THE CHEF X BAKER COMBO IS ACTUALLY SO SO CUTE!!!! <3333 i would die for your guys' prank wars 😭😭 ik that all goes crazy and suna and sakusa would definitely support you!! love notes yn would too <3

THE 15 IDEAS FLOATING AROUND YOUR HEAD IS SO REAL 😭😭😭 THAT'S ME AND ALL THE LITTLE TINY NOTES I HAVE IN MY NOTES APP THAT ARE JUST SPORADIC NOTES AND COMMENTS THAT MAKE NO SENSE

AND RIGHT IT'S SO ROMANTIC :((( like i don't think i ever find a way to convey this very clearly bc i was so scared to do a lot of pictures yk ��😭 but that's basically how it was!! like they were both artists and they were both each other's muse <3 like y/n would be taking pictures of people (especially like engagement/couple photos) and be thinking about suna and suna was making art thinking of her <33 aa they're so cute!!!

FOREHEAD KISSES AND FRESH BAKED COOKIES :((( THANK YOU BAKERY ANON I LOVE YOU!! <33

YOU'RE SO SO SWEET BAKERY ANON PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR ENTIRE NOTE ALSO APPLIES TO YOU!!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF <333 GET ENOUGH REST!! EAT PLENTY!! DRINK WATER!!! LOVE YOURSELF!! AND I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY <333

[milliumizoomi]

𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐏

➣ SUMMARY. ; Shutting up TR boys with a kiss

➣ FEATURED. ; Mitsuya, Baji, Chifuyu & Draken w/ GN! Reader

➣ FORMAT. ; Headcanons

➣ GENRE. ; Fluff + Slight Crack

➣ WARNINGS. ; Cursing and Rambling

➣ NOTES. ; This request was soooo cute thank you for requesting my love,, hope you enjoy it <33!!

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED.

⌕ MITSUYA

✗ he would literally be so shocked but try to hide it

✗ and would lowkey want another one but would say nun about it

✗ he was rambling about a last minute project for his home ec club

✗ poor boy was frustrated as hell since the teachers were telling him about it 3 days before it had to be submitted

✗ he was just babbling while running around the home ec room while you sat in the corner

✗ “Babe..?” You called out.

✗ he didn’t even hear you

✗ he was just running around the room like a mad person trying to find supplies

✗ “Takashi?”

✗ still nothing

✗ you got up and walked over to him

✗ “helloooo?? Earth to boyfriend can you even hear me?”

✗ he flinched at you, finally beginning to hear you

✗ “o-oh were you calling me babe? I’m sorry it’s just that I was looking for the stuff for the project and I don’t want it to be late so I’m rushing and I—“

✗ you just leaned in a kissed him

✗ man had to take a few blinks before he could even begin to understand what was going on

✗ he kissed back ofc🙄

✗ after you pulled back you hit him lightly

✗ “you can shut up now you know and also,, don’t overwork yourself you look like a cat going after a laser pointer the way you was scrambling around this room”

✗ “yeah.. sorry about that” he laughed nervously

✗ “you all good, NOW! Let’s work on this together cause god knows you need some help with this”

✗ he nodded and smiled

✗ so you might have jabbed yourself with a needle a couple times but y’all did what needed to be done

⌕ BAJI

✗ his loud ass

✗ man stay shouting abt something

✗ he was loud as hell bout his homework assignment that he procrastinated doing

✗ and now u gotta be the one to hear bout it

✗ NOT TO MENTION THE TOMAN MEETING HE HAD TO REPORT ON

✗ man was just all over the place

✗ “I don’t even know what to do with all this shit! I’M NOT DOING ALL OF THIS IT’S DUMB”

✗ you just sighed and rolled your eyes

✗ he’s been yelling like this for the past 15 minutes and it was starting to drive you up the wall

✗ “and then I got the fucking toman meeting to- MMPFT!”

✗ you had kissed him cause you couldn’t take it anymore

✗ when you pulled away he was just standing there like 🧍

✗ “what was that for?”

✗ “you wouldn’t shut up what else was I suppose to do?”

✗ the man just smirked

✗ “I should talk more often if that’s how you’re gonna shut me up”

⌕ CHIFUYU

✗ ugh my precious

✗ WHY

✗ why would you do this knowing DAMN well the man would simply factory restart

✗ you could’ve just patted him or shook him to get his attention

✗ BUT naw you gon violate him like this ☹️

✗ he was just stressing over peke j too

✗ the little cat sprained one of his paws and chifuyu was so worried

✗ “is he gonna be ok?”

✗ “yes ‘fuyu peke will be just fine”

✗ “but what if it’s broken, I don’t want him to— MM!”

✗ you kissed him and his eyes widened

✗ when you pulled away you could see the dark red spread across his face

✗ “ ‘fuyu look at peke j he’s ok see”

✗ still red faced, chifuyu turned his head to see the little cat in his bed sleeping

✗ “y-yeah ok, I just want to make sure he’s fine..”

✗ “he is ‘fuyu and if he isn’t we can take him to the vet ok?”

✗ “ok”

✗ “now come here you’ve been stressing too much”

✗ you grabbed him and he rested his head on your chest and you started scratching his undercut

✗ “relax ok”

✗ “okok”

✗ p.s. he was still blushing :(((

⌕ DRAKEN

✗ lord him😭

✗ it’s like the man is made of STONE

✗ there’ll be only a few times that he actually voice things

✗ although it’s very rare cause he doesn’t want to burden you with his problems

✗ but at this moment he couldn’t keep quiet because there’s been a gang tailing toman for a couple weeks and he stressed trying to figure out how to get rid of them

✗ “this shit is frustrating..” Draken sighed, running his hand down his face

✗ he was sitting on his bed with a notepad and a pencil in his wondering what to do about the other gang

✗ “Mikey’s frustrated I’m frustrated these bitches won’t get out of our damn business!”

✗ “Ken hold on you need to take a breather”

✗ he just kept ranting ideas and writing them down

✗ basically he was just in his own little stressful world

✗ “KEN!”

✗ no answer

✗ “we didn’t wanna start a petty fight but they’re in our business!”

✗ “DRAKEN?!”

✗ it’s like the man doesn’t even hear you

✗ “or maybe we could— MMP?!”

✗ you kissed him so hard the pencil flew out of his hand

✗ he looked at you with his eyebrows creased but he was kissing you back

✗ when you pulled away you stood up straight

✗ “are you calm now ken? Can you hear me?”

✗ he nodded, still a little out of it

✗ “why did you kiss me?”

✗ “because I was literally calling and yelling at you and you didn’t hear me”

✗ “oh.. my bad baby this is just stressing me out”

✗ you frowned at the irritated state he was in

✗ “then how about I help you yeah? You knowww,, I do have some good ideas sometimes” you smirked

✗ he just laughed at you and shook his head

✗ “come here” he said

✗ you grinned at him then jumped on his bed

✗ he raised his eyebrow at you while smiling

✗ “so, what’s the plan you got beautiful?”

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[vamp8687]

Howdy, I hope you're well!

Can we get what dating Vincent is like or sfw alphabet with Vincent?🙏 please and many many thanks 🖤

Ofc you can!!❤️🖤❤️🖤 This is the first sfw alphabet I’ve done so I hope it’s good.

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Requested by @sirstompely 🖤

I try to make everything as gender neutral as possible, the gifs are always a bit off but I hope you enjoy🖤❤️🖤❤️

Vincent Sinclair, Sfw alphabet

A= Affection (how much affection do their give to their s/o?)

Vincent wouldn’t really be used to affection, he wouldn’t be the best at physical affection at first, but after a while he would warm up to you. Affection in general he would try his best!! He wants you to feel safe and loved 🥺

B= best friends (would they be friend with their s/o beforehand?)

No.

Vincent has had his eye on you since you walked into Ambrose🥰

He was insecure though… usually people liked Bo more… he was handsome, and Vincent in his mind was just the ugly twin..💔 (NOOOO VINCENT YOUR BEAUTIFUL😭)

When he found out that you liked him back.. he was so so so so SO happy☺️

C= cuddling (if they do cuddle how and when do they cuddle their s/o?)

Again like I said he isn’t used to physical affection😭 but he loves cuddling you thought ❤️

if you were ever have it something like a anxiety attack, Vincent would understand having probably experiencing them himself, so be prepared for lots and lots of cuddles from Vinny🥰

He also likes to cuddle you when you two are going to sleep, so when you wake up in the morning he is the first thing you see😌

When he fights with Bo, vinny could also use some cuddles from you🖤

How he cuddles ⬇️

D= domestic (can they cook or clean?)

Vincent isn’t an amazing cook but he can put together a few dishes, sometimes you would come home to a dinner he prepared for you or wake up to breakfast in bed☺️

Vincent can actually clean, I mean you kinda need to know if Bo and Lester are your brothers😤

E= effort (how much effort do they put into the relationship?)

This man, solid 10/10

He would pour his heart and soul into your relationship🖤

F= fear (how do their take care of their s/o being scared?)

Most importantly he would understand, this man fears things himself and he knows who’s to handle the situation😤💪

He would let you leap into his arms, as he strokes your hair and you two would stay in that position until you feel better.

If it was someone would made you feel like this though, you would get to see protective Vincent in action😎

He would make sure they die a very slow. Painful. Death.

He wouldn’t make them into a wax figure tho, they don’t deserve that 🙄 they deserve rotting away in Lester’s roadkill pit

G= gifts (what kind of gifs would they give their s/o)

He would definitely make you little wax sculptures or Jewelry😍😍😍

He would always be makeing them all the time for you, each one with its own special meaning🤧🤧(THIS MAN IS TO DAM CUTE😤)

H= hugs (how would they hug their s/o?)

Ofc he would!! All you need to do is ask❤️ like I said earlier this man isn’t to used to physical affection but he loves to hug you, to him he hopes his hugs make you feel safe and loved🥺

how he would hug⬇️

I= I love you (who would say it first?)

He has secretly been wanted to say it for a long time, but is to nervous…. But one day when you two are cuddling going to sleep, you feel him shift slightly. You look and see him sign ‘i love you y/n’…💖 (CURRENTLY SCREAMING RN) you smile and give him a kiss and tell him you love him to🤧😭

After that he says it to you all the time probably like 10 times a day and you love it 😊

J= jealousy (how jealous are they?)

Vincent wouldn’t get so jealous… more insecure 😓

A lot of people come into Ambrose and your job is to lure them in and get them to trust you.

He saw you talking to handsomer guys from the shadows and he wouldn’t feel jealous just insecure 😞

In his mind he would be think ‘they are better for them’ ‘they deserve them not me’….😔 (NOOO VINNY😭)

All it takes for him to feel better though is when you reassure him that you wouldn’t leave him for anyone ❤️

K= kisses (are they a good kisser? Who gave the first kiss? How do you kiss?)

After him was comfortable with his mask being off around you, you wanted nothing more than to kiss him!! But in his mind… he was a nervous wreck🥺 he has never kissed anyone before and doesn’t know how to.. what if you leave him if he can’t do it right…

You help him through the first few little kisses then after a while, he gives you Little Pecks all the time!🥰

He likes to kiss you all over your face so he can watch you giggle😫

And whenever you two made out they would be long slow passionate kisses

How he kisses⬇️

L= little ones (do they want children? If so how many?)

He would be nervous at first of the idea of having kids but after a while he would like the idea.

He wouldn’t want a lot probably only 1.

You and Vincent have 1 boy together and Vincent is one of the best dads❤️

He would teach your son how to make little wax figures and he would definitely put them in the house of wax, if your child looks like His then Vincent would assure him that he doesn’t need a mask and he’s beautiful the way he is

Your son has the best uncles, Bo would teach he how to fight and use a shotgun much to Vincent’s disliking😂 and Lester would bring home him gifts he would find on the side of the road and take him out on drives all the time😚

M= mornings (how are mornings like with them?)

Mornings with Vincent would be sweet and calm

You would wake up in his arms and then he would make you breakfast 🥺💖

After that you would shower and do your makeup (if you wear it)

If you do wear makeup be prepared to be watched the whole time you do it Vincent loves watching you doing your makeup

After that he would need to go and work on his wax figures 🖤

N= nights (how are nights like with them?)

Nights with Vincent are interesting…

If there’s a victim in town you’ll have to get use to Vincent not being at your side 😔 he would need to help Bo chase them down, which would cause ALOT of noise so you wouldn’t even get sleep🙄

After they had killed the victim, Vincent would go to your room and get in bed with you, “Vinnyyyyy” you groan. He looks at your tired scrunched up face and cuddles you to make you feel better😪 ‘sorry’ he signs. You knew he had to do his job but you hated the fact that it would have to be in the middle of the night

On other occasions wear he wouldn’t have someone he needed to chase, you two would just cuddle each other to death and fall asleep in each others arms, quite simple as that

O= open (how open would they be with their s/o)

Vincent would have a hard time opening up but after hearing you open up, it was his turn.

He would tell you about the childhood abuse and his face and everything he hated about himself😢

You would hug him and reassure that your always there if he needed to talk❤️

P= playful

He’s not overly a playful person.

He is quite shy and calm whenever your around him but that doesn’t mean he isn’t playful sometimes 😚

Q= quizzes (how much do they remember about their s/o?)

Vincent would remember everything. Every word that comes out of your mouth he cherishes🥰

If ever tell him something important about you or your past he would never forget it.

R= remember (what’s one of their favourite moments in your relationship)

Vincent would never forget the time you stood up for him against Bo.

Bo was being a dick as usual and started yelling at Vincent for not killing one of their victims sooner. You walked in and saw how Vincent was practically shaking… Bo always gets angry but this time it was really bad.. you went up to him and pushed him away from Vincent (like bitch you got a problem-🤺)

Bo now angry looked at you the veins popping outta his neck.. (sorry I couldn’t help but laugh while writhing that😭😂) “awh’ look at that vinny.. you gotta’ get your little gf/bf to protect you.. fuckin’ weak…” he laughs bitterly

But then it was his turn to be scared. You stared screaming at him for yelling at your boyfriend like that, then you punched him right in the nose and brought Vincent up to your bedroom for some cuddles 🤗

S= Security (how safe are you with them? How protective are they?)

Vincent would be quite protective over you

He knew how to defend himself, and he definitely knows how to protect you🥵

He would always get nervous when victims came into Ambrose, he didn’t want you getting hurt and if you ever did he would definitely blame himself for it☹️

If you were ever attacked by one of his victims then, uM LoRd HavE MercY on them🚶‍♂️

He usually doesn’t show his protectiveness but definitely thinks about you and your safety 24/7

R= random (something randomly cute they do?)

He gives tons of Eskimo kisses 😫 (this is so cute istg-)

Doesn’t matter who’s watching or where you are- he will give you tiny Eskimo kisses🥺🥺

If you look close enough he would definitely be blushing under his mask😭💖

best gif I could find ok 😭

U= ugly (what are their bad habits?)

Poor little Vincent already has a habit of hidding his beautiful face away, 🥺 but he has others to

He bites his nails a lot… whenever he was feeling distressed ☹️

You would try to help by grieving him something else to do, like playing with your hair or hugs

V= vanity (how concerned are they for there looks?)

Vincent doesn’t care about looks

He wears the same thing everyday anyways

W= worrying (how much would he think/worry about you?)

Ohh Vincent is worried about you 24/7

He always is thinking about you

What if your hurt… or SAD… GASP… what if your lonely 😱

He spends most of his day making his wax figures and you spend most of your day lureing victims into Ambrose

He would definitely been worried about you

X= xtra (a random headcanon for them?)

He loves doing art with you

Even if your not good at it, he would enjoy every second of it❤️

Y= yuck (things they don’t like in general?)

Vincent HATED SWIMMING.🤚

Like he loathes it..

He hates swimming. He hates swimmers. He hates sand. He hates water. He hates the sun.

AND HE HATES THE BEACH.🤨

So don’t try getting him to swim, if you like swimming however.. he might be willing to go with you to watch AND ONLY WATCH!!

Z= zzzzzz (their sleep habits?)

Vincent SNORES!

You might be trying to sleep and he would be making weird ass noises.

👹

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I this was good, it was my first slasher sfw alphabet🖤

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[aehyei]

𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗠𝗘

if a mysterious man hidden under a squid game mask and named himself ‘j’ asked you to dance with him, then you’re willing to join for the ride, right?

PAIRING : idol!na jaemin x staff!reader x idol!lee jeno

GENRE !fluff

WARNINGS : kissing, cuss words

WC : 1.20k

AUTHOR’S NOTES : requestedddd (anon: hello my fav author !!! i have an idea for you:squid game guard jeno x reader x squid game jaemin🌚🌚!! TOTALLY NOT INSPIRED BY THEIR HALLOWEEN COSTUME 🥸🥸🙄🙄🤡🤡 !!just an idea for you to write if you’re bored :)) 

To be fair, you didn’t know what you wanted to be in Halloween. Do you do Harley Quinn? Oh wait no, Giselle’s already doing her! How about the Bella Swan from Twilight? Nope! Jungwoo got the slot first.

You didn’t know what else to wear, and it’s killing you! You only have a few hours left before the Halloween party, and you wasted more time sleeping in instead of waking up by 8. So when you saw your old dusty gym clothes on the back of your closet, you hesitantly took it and sighed, “Fuck it, Squid Game it is.”

When you entered the SM building, you smiled, proud of it’s designing. It was you along with few other staffs who planned everything and helped in decorating until everything looked spooky enough.

“Y/n!” You recognized the voice as AESPA’s make-up artist, Oh Euna, who came running towards you. “Woah,” You breathed out, amazed by her creativeness that bloomed and showed with the costume she was wearing. “How do I look?” Euna twirled around, smiling widely. “A-Amazing!”, you stammered, suddenly feeling insecure with her beauty, “You look better then the original Jasmine.”

“Thanks, the girls made me wear this by a dare. You look amazing too, Y/n! Squid Game, huh?” Euna nudges your side, complimenting you back. “I-I- uhh- I had nothing else to wear.” You admit, scratching the back of your head. “Take your places, hurry, the artists are about to come.” The manager of NCT rushes through the door, dressed as the Hulk. All the staffs scramble to their places, cameras raised up, ready to film the area.

One by one, the venue started to get filled with SM’s artists. Their creativity and their efforts amazed you, jaw dropping. Some looked really spooky, like Shotaro and Chenle, then some are typical, like Jeno and Jaemin.

Jeno and Jaemin. Speaking of them, you didn’t actually realize you matched with them dressing up as Squid Game’s characters. And then you see Winter, the girl looking as pretty as ever.

After filming for a few more hours, all cameras are strictly turned off to respect the artists’ privacy as they all have the freedom to party the night away. Staffs also decided to join them, not forgetting to enjoy themselves.

But not you. You just started working in SM just by a month ago, which also explains why you haven’t adjusted and made a lot of friends yet. Euna is probably the only person you’ve really hung out with, of course include AESPA in.

You watch as Haechan reaches out a hand to Euna, smiling and wiggling his eyebrows. The make-up artists flushes a bit before slowly placing her hand in his and let him guide her to the dancing floor. “Took them hours.” You snickered, truly happy that your friend was able to dance with the boy she’s been gushing since the first day you met her.

But what you didn’t expect is a hand to appear in front of your eyes. You furrowed your eyebrows and slowly looked up to see who’s the man inviting you to dance with him.

“My friends told me to ask the most beautiful girl out for a dance.” He had a mask on, with the pink hoodie covering the rest. Holy shit. This man could only be either of the two.

Jaemin or Jeno.

“And? It’s clear that you couldn’t see clearly under that mask of yours then.” You answer, heart beating fast as you give in and hold his hand. He twirled you around as soon as you stood up, giggling when you accidentally fell on his hard chest due to your clumsiness, “I think my eyes are fine, Y/n.”

“You know me?” You looked shocked, jaw dropping for countless of times just for that night. “Of course I do, I have a huge crush on you for a whole ass month now.” He answers smoothly, guiding your arms around his neck and slides his two muscular arms around your waist after. “Y-You can’t say that!” You stutter, face feeling hot all of a sudden.

A NCT member liking you? Holy shit, holy shit, what dream is this?

“Why not?”, he chuckles, pulling you even closer if possible. The only thing that’s keeping the two of you from kissing is the mask by his face, and the thought sent butterflies down your stomach. “You do realize that the characters we dressed up as doesn’t really match with each other, right?”

It’s true, his costume is the masked pink weird guard who kills and burns the bodies and your one of the player who possibly would loose at the fourth game.

“And? That doesn’t bother me at all. I think it’s a little romantic.” He shrugs, tilting his head a bit. You scoff, “Squid Game is not romantic—”

“ —no, but we are.” He cuts you off. Even if his face was covered, you could feel him smiling. The side of your lips lifted up as you let your curiosity get the best of you, “Who are you?”.

He visibly pauses, but then he answers after a few seconds of silence, “J.”

“J? As in, Jaemin or Jeno?” You ask, stomach twisting when he laughed a little, “It sounds so great hearing you say my name. Next time let’s make you scream it, yeah?”.

“D-Don’t joke like that! Seriously, just remove your mask.” You tried to take a hold of it, but stopped when he placed his hand on top of yours, “Do you really want to know me?”.

“Of course I do. I have to know which idiot decided to dance to me.” You jokingly said.

He guided your hand, folding the mask up only until his lips were the one revealed to you. Your eyes widened when you realize how familiar he really looked, “J-J—”

J didn’t waste anymore time and pulled you into a kiss, lips molding perfectly against yours. You stayed frozen and stiff, mind still having a hard time processing the fact someone from NCT, one of the biggest boy band in South Korea, kissing you right now. But when you did finally process, you slowly closed your eyes and kissed back, lost at the feeling of his slightly chapped lips against your soft ones.

When he pulled away, he immediately smiled, grinning back at you, “I like your chapstick, it tastes good. Just thank god you aren’t wearing a strawberry flavor.”

“Mhmm, why?” You slurred, feeling a little drunk for no absolute reason except the butterflies in your stomach felt like they’ve been drinking vodka and wildly partying inside of you. “I hate strawberries.” Your J continued smiling, his heart also beating too fast for his liking.

“Yah, hyung! We have to take a picture for my bubble update later! Hurry up!” Jisung called, ruining the moment you have.

“I-I better get going then..” You stutter, grip around him loosening. He also slowly pulled away, pressing a chaste yet soft kiss on your lips for the last time before turning to go for the picture Jisung says, when he stops on his track and fixes his mask so it’s covering his face again and faces you.

“Thank you for dancing with me.”

© AEHYEI, 2021

[lizardgutzz]

Golden Ryan/Ryan Goldsmith SFW alphabet

Ft. Gender neutral reader

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He shows affection with touch and words

Physical touch with no fear of PDA. Always has his arms around you one way of another when talking with others and plays with your fingers as you hold hands. He mostly just wants the reassurance that you’re there with him. Expect to be dragged to lie down on the couch with him when he’s very bored.

And prepare to have a sensitive 6'1" man wrapped around you at all times

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

How you guys met is up to you! But for my hcs, You worked at a bar he went to when things got rough.

(Let me get this clear that he doesn't drink much unless he has a bad day) At first he'd be a bit of a jerk. So much like with blue rose, you'll have to tell him to back off. nothing really much more to it. Y'all become besties after a few drunk nights together🚙💨

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

YES YES YES

As I said, his shows affection with touch!

His favorite position is anything where he can wrap himself around you! Like a protective and heavy blanket. Tho if he HAD to pick one, it would be where he lays on top of you, with your legs tangled together, completely unbothered. Bonus points if you rub his scars!!

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I don't see him ever settling down

HOWEVER he's willing to help with cleaning! Assuming you guys have moved in together. He knows how much him being gone a lot of the time effects you so he helps out whenever he can!💪 Dont expect him to help with food tho, unless you want instant Raman, but he does have a few of y'alls favorite take-out places on speed dial

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He'd only end it because of his job

Due to his line of work he knows it could put you in danger. If anything major happened to you he'd never forgive himself, so he'd end it just to protect you.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He'd love to get married once you guys are an established couple

He doesn't need a ring for people to know your his and you both know that, But he'd do it anyway. He's extra🙄

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

It really depends with him

He can be a big rough physically but he doesn't try to be! He tries to be as gentle as possible as to not hurt you. As for emotional.. he has very unstable emotions so please be patient with him! Don't get mad when he overreacts:( do you want to make him sad??>:(

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Hugs are a must!

Its simple but can really comfort him. Whenever you see him please give him a hug!! Tho I must warn you, this man has bear hugs, he can sometimes forget his limits,then tho.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It takes him a bit!

He'd definitely realise his feelings pretty early on but wouldn't say it until a few months fly by. He'd accidentally pop it out while y'all are drunk and he may or may not be crying

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

..Have you watched S2 E3..?

Seriously tough, he can get very jealous, easily. He has lashed out before, but he doesn't mean for it to happen tho! He knows you're not like that!! He'd just need some reassurement and kisses afterwards:( he'll apologize when he's calm again:)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Kissing you= cheeks and lips!(the ones on your face you sicko)

Kissing him= he'll get offended if you kiss anywhere that's not his lips🙄 kiss his hands afterwards! He loves it:D

His kisses are rough yet sweet

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Kaede and Lara are the only "children" he will tolerate

Unless we're talking about pets👁👁

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

If the warm morning sun isn't peaking through the certains while y'all cuddling he doesn't want it

He'll stay in bed as long as he can just to stay with you, if he can't stay in bed long than he'll be grumpy for most of the day

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Lazy asf

Most nights y'all just lay around on the couch watching horrible reality tv shows

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He'd reveal things slowly!

Tho you'll find stuff out way faster than he planned whenever you guys get drunk together

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He doesn't like getting angry at you

On the rare occasion that he gets angry at you just dont talk to him or touch him for a few hours and as much as he hates doing it, he'll be apologizing up a storm

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers everything, but won't tell you that

His man is really smart, he'll act like he forgets just to tease you

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

This ones gonna be up to you guys!

Totally not because I have so many ideas for this one that it would be a paragraph long..nope🚙💨

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Ohh he's protective asf

Especially if you're clumsy like me, this mf would either laugh at you or start cussing out whatever you tripped or bumped into💀☝

In all seriousness, He'd appreciate you trying to protect him.. but actually do it. It'll scare the shit outta him, he doesn't want you to get hurt!

Leave the protecting to your man!>:( he see it as his job to protect you

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Like I said in Q, he knows everything about you

He doesn't have to try hard to impress you with gifts or dates, but you don't know that😇

As for everyday tasks, he would literally just hire someone to do any

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Oh boy y'all are gonna hate me for this

He'll drink when he gets upset and smokes when overwhelmed

Also yknow.. He has no filter and will say what he's thinking without thinking about the repercussions

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He will not walk out the door if he doesn't look perfect😒

Babe you always look perfect 🥺

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

YES

You're apart of him:(</3

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Y'all are gonna hate me for this part 2

He's a raver.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Anyone older than him and liars

Otherwise he's an open guy

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He goes to bed around midnight even when he has to go to work in the morning.

Will not wake tf up until his second alarm goes off.

Either sleep talks or snores like a damn bear I can't choose

And that's the end!:)

If you guys would like more of these send me a ask or leave a comment! I have a masterlist in the making but until then I'll write for any of the heros except Lara and Pao-Lin:3

Thank you for reading!!<3

[darlingpwease]

Reader name now please :)) /j that's insane tho, I've read TGCF and SVSSS, and I've recently started reading MDZS. SVSSS is my favorite tho, but Mo Xiang Tong Xiu's works are amazing omgomg– There's very little content of them here on tumblr so it was like a blessing (no pun intended) when I saw you upload content for it!! You never cease to surprise me that's for sure /t /pos

I know damn well that I'd worship him so much that I'll challenge Hua Cheng 🛐🛐 I wanna cherish him and love him loads n loads– and even when you don't remember him, everytime you see him again you can't help but feel a tug towards him, a need, a crave,, and it drives you crazy, but when you find out he feels the same you can help but be blissfully happy about it. How no matter how many lifetimes you go through, you always remain his most loyal follower <333

-panna cotta

no<3 I know your fox habits, I won't fall for them again to let you escape~ /t /hj /pos she's my precious little thing~ she was very shy, but she wrote huge texts and was very deeply interested in asian mythology and elements of culture. I still remember how we discussed about the SVSSS and Luo Binghe & unhealthy dynamic.

I,,,, won't deny that I know the plot a little and spoilers, but I can't sit down and read it completely, it's much more interesting for me to read synopses, theories and headcanons than the original<///3

I mean, then why don't I see anything about it from you? huh? I caught you by your fox tail, didn't I? <333 /t /nsrs But seriously, I don't know, it's not that I've ever been passionate about these novels, but after I started hanging out with ai all the time... maybe I've become weaker towards them😔😔😔

I love you too, dear, I was also surprised when I saw that you even know about this novel,,,, although I probably shouldn't have, considering how much I talk to you and how little I know, because you just don't talk🙄🙄🙄 /t /j /nsrs

yes!!! yes, yes, Hua Cheng, you're cute and pretty, and you've done a good job and you're a good boy, now move away, I want to kiss this prettiest hubby<3333

whenever you see red earrings, dark hair, white clothes, gentle smiles, flowers, hear about the Gods and catch yourself thinking that your lover should definitely dance beautifully and do calligraphy, although it's not that you have someone who taught you such preferences or something like that — you just always knew that your lover is a picky eater, that he does not know how to cook well, that he loves flowers, that he believes that he can make people happy and will be ready to follow you to heaven and descend into the world of demons, just like you for him. even if he is naive and idealistic, believing that everything can be easily solved, loved and spoiled by everyone around, you loved him even before you met him, and you knew that it would be mutual, necessarily mutual. it doesn't matter what he looks like, it doesn't matter how you look, after all, this is your common tao of "loving each other" — at least that's what he tells you, gently kissing your face, whispering that you've already seen each other, you already know each other, while his thin fingers squeeze yours, intertwining just as your destinies are intertwined.

so gentle and loving when he clings to you, finally having the opportunity to hug you and cuddle, kiss, touch, love, knowing that nothing else is burdening either you or him, and seeing that you are as much the most devoted follower for him as he is for you, always knowing God about which no one taught you.

of course, you may be confused or confused, hearing that he is a God, knowing that the Gods cannot descend, but he does not regret it at all, in blind despair, clinging to you, kissing, feeling how the bitterness fills him when you do not look so absorbed in him, already wondering rather why he is so familiar do you know why this gentle smile and eyes full of adoration fill you with longing and sorrow that you could not live in past lives, still carrying a traumatic experience, and Xie Lian understands why you react this way, he understands everything, he's not as selfish and ignoring as before, but he can't help distracting you with petting and cuddling to you like a puppy, as before, and you feel a strange bitter joy seeing him trying to shrink into a hot lump on your chest, hiding his face like he did before. you know he's done this before.

but you can't remember when.

I look at him and think, "he's so cute. and so innocent. and so pretty. I want. I want to make him suffer or corrupt. or both. yes, both are good."