i just dozed off #nap style and had a lil weird dream and the only thing i can very vividly remember from it is the phrase "femboys have become monotheism"
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when you love me i become summer beneath your hands
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HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT.
Reader gets a hoodie, puts it on wehere her feet are in the arm holes, has the hopd on, has the res to the jacket crunpled up inside the jacket and shes holding it.
And shes just walkinga round base like that, just. Gremlin noises. Bonus points if shes wearing shoes too.
Lovingly,
Seraphim Anon <3
Anon...I don't know if it's just the fact I'm sick and my brain is at like 50% power right now or what, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what you mean. The mental image is not mental-imaging.
Regardless I don't think the reader would do that? Even just in the barracks. Accidentally scare the wrong person (Ghost) and you'll be punted down the hallway.
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When Murdock has bigger tiddies than you (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
rip to you but im different
Narrator: Pyre was not actually different and in fact had smaller tiddies than Murdock. Everyone had smaller tiddies than Murdock, for Murdock was born with a condition known as Breastimus Maximus.
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i'm a barbie girl in a nonbinary way and contrary to popular belief that's kenough <3
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Subject Emmet to the French.
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quinn hughes is so quinn hughesy
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🫀🦴🏌️🫂🦠
Heart, bone, golf, hug, cell???
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Lance is less than three tenths from George on the same tires I can't believe it
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