#i don't speak english btw...

[gnomewithalaptop]

What is cue the sun? 👀

I need you to know I am kissing you on the mouth rn (platonically) -- I've been rotating this plot in the microwave since like. mid-august.

It's transcendence au (obvi) but here's the basic hook:

The year is 7098. The last Mizar (Fang Wu -- and shoutout to aba_daba_do for making a kickass OC) has been dead for four years now, and Alcor has been MIA for about the same amount of time. In their absence, the North American continent has broken out into a full-on, cross-continental war, with the main players being the Greater Austinian Monopoly (formerly known as Texas) and the Alaskadian Collective (Alaska, plus some parts of Canada and north-eastern Russia).

In a last-ditch effort to find some long-forgotten piece of magical information that could win the war, Alaskadian scientist Fatima Tursynbekova (an r!Ford) is sent to the abandoned site of what used to be Gravity Falls, accompanied by her troubled teenage daughter Olya (an r!Gideon). They're expecting to find little more than scant remnants of a town that was razed to the ground over thirty years before -- not much better than an archaeological expedition if anything.

However, what they find instead is a thriving small town -- the inhabitants of which are all completely and utterly convinced that it's the year 2016 (feat. the OG Mystery Twins and an extremely sus Stan Pines).

Anyways blah blah blah romance, secrecy, interpersonal drama but COME LOOK AT THE MAP I MADE I spent entirely too much time on it and I've been dying to share:

(Plus better quality image link for if tumblr steals all my pixels)

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

[doppelnatur]

i wonder if people/other groups are gonna use the version of the acronym we made. I always feel so proud when people use the flag i made it would be rad if people used the acronym we changed for my friend<3

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Guys I'm so stressed out I have to have a rough draft for a college entry essay by tomorrow morning but I haven't even chosen my topic 🥲💔

[ilistentogirlinred]

kpop fans dont be weird abt ppl accents challenge

[snowyblondie215]

Hello my little spades, I have something important to say for you: there's a teenage boy in youtube, their account is this one:

And probably you're wondering: ale, it's just a normal gachatuber that posts their art in youtube, what's the problem with it??

Well, look at the community tab:

Okay, listen carefully: This boy isn't going through a good time emotionally, we don't know why or what happened, but that's how things are. The point is that I feel worried about this person, he hasn't been very well and is quite sad and down, so I'd like that you to send him love and support him in this.

First I recommend that you interact with its content to empathize more with it. Then I would like them to comment on nice and hopeful things, for example telling him that everything will be fine, that his drawings are very pretty or that they will be there to support him with whatever he needs.

I know you guys have nothing to do with this and prob u didn't even knew this gachatuber, but I would still like you to try to support him so he feels better and can move on without problems. That's all I wanted to say, thank you for listening to me and I send you lots of love from me, bye bye! 💕💕💕

(PS: I am totally aware that this person could be pretending to have problems and be sad to get attention, so if all this is false, I made some mistake or misinformation without realizing it, let me know in the comments and I'll try to fix it as soon/fastest possible)

[snezhishka]

Years have passed since I've given up on tianshan being developed properly without mo constantly being made fun of by the narrative. I've still checked on 19 days from time to time. Then the fucking kiss happens. Then last fucking update. Feeling like a clown. I've been there since the beginning reading tons of fanfics and even making fanart which I only do for things I'm obsessed with. I suppose I never really gave up on the ship itself. It's just constantly seeing people in comments of chapters making light of how Tian treated Mo. How everyone acted like that's normal and ok and nothing should change. So I believed them and thought that that's how it is and that's author's intention and the way I saw this ship won't be canon. And then it fucking became canon. Still hate all these people in the comments though they're fucking annoying

[windy-babe]

Ok so send me Huntlow prompst or whatever, i need to improve my english grammaticaly, so if someone want me to write a little bad written huntlow moment send me an ask and im probably will post them in the weekend or after the monday

[marizetta]

everyone (well, everyone from this niche tumblr group of rascals wich is dghda fandom) are excited that we are experience this new burst of life and fandom activity but what if I go and admit that half of it is actually even more niche, more weird group of russian-speaking dghda enthusiasts who are just vibing with their AUs and Fandom Kombat happening right now.

I mean, we don't even have readers/audiences even among the rest of this fandom. And mostly doing things out of spite to this point. Wich is cool of us, I think?

[echotunes]

emerges from spotify playlist covered in blood

[pedro-pascal]

do you have a new year’s resolution?

oh man i hate new year's resolutions lol but i really need to embrace my new life in poland and push myself there. like i need to stop mourning my old life and make new friends, new habits that i enjoy, travel around etc.

[obstinatecondolement]

When the train arrived I told the conductor that I was getting off at Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, but apparently he's getting off at Chester, so I have to tell whoever his relief is too. Which. You know. Is fine. Hopefully the practice of telling the first guy will help!

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Just saw someone say 'I'm glad we're all agree' and I feel like committing a crime. Do you know how many times I've heard students say 'I'm agree(d)' only for english teachers to go 'it's 'I agree'' Do you know how many times!!! And now English natives are just going around saying it anyway???? I'm sorry I can't do this

[asexualannoyance]

having watched the boc christmas special i can just say: these guys sure are touchy with each other, eh (good for them)

[hunsa-jars]

kay so watched the rest of mOnKiE just now and um

HHFDNSFNSHDNHSNHNHN

[pickled-flowers]

Draw a baggetteee

Or a duck with a hattt

Don't know if you're the same anon but it's honestly getting a bit annoying lmao