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misty-wisp · 1 year
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how the fuck do omori's socks work
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shitouttabuck · 7 months
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you look after me (you never leave and i don't understand)
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foxships · 5 months
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It's only very small right now, but my Kafka collection is slowly going to grow 💖💖💖
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(all of these I bought on Etsy! Pin is from RistArtIndonesia, larger charm is from faisgoodies and the little cat Kafka (Catfka?) charm is from SoiHeoPanik!)
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mo0nchhild · 1 year
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so extremely sad and forever bummed i couldn't buy professor layton vs phoenix wright: ace attorney bc there wasn't enough space on my 3ds and i was not ready to sacrifice animal crossing happy home designer :(
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ncmentia · 2 years
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th.e b.lack p.hone hype? i don’t GET IT its not that scary, not that artsy, not that pretty. there is not even like anything NEW there. its like summer of 84 but three years late and not as good or well shoot. 
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cathymee · 8 months
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took a peek at the actual recent umh ep on tv rn and girl...
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bogleech · 6 months
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"nnnnNNNOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO SHIT ON THE FLOOR YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND THIS IS HOW I DEAL WITH MY TRAUMA IF I HAVE TO SHIT IN THE BATHROOM WHERE NOBODY WILL SEE ME I WILL FEEL SO ALONE MY TRAUMA WILL KILL MEEEEEEE YOU WANT TO KILL ME YOU'RE A KILLER YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME STOP GENOCIDING FLOORSHITTERS"
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olderthannetfic · 5 months
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please, send help. i (23y/o) think i am getting to a stage where I need to be a Cool Aunt TM for my niece (13y/o). She's been a bit too online since she had to move around a lot. She had a bit of antis mentality, but i'm trying to pull her away from it slowly. At the same time, she's been around the internet, reading 18+ yaois and shit. I did the same at her age, so I can’t say I don't understand her. But as an adult idk how to talk about this 18+ healthily with her? or do I even need to? should I leave her on her own devices? I didn't have an adult to talk about these things with growing up so idk how you're supposed to do this.
There is not way to say how my parents or sibling (her mom) would react if I drop this on them, could be +/- , but it's a bit of a lottery depending on the most recent online articles they read lately. lol. They're open to convos, but a bit religious.
I'm taking suggestions if anybody would like to give some.
P.S. I am also not a cool person, i'm pretty much a lame homebody so… i also don’t know how to be cool lol.
im so sorry idk who else to ask.
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Ahaha. Well, don't try too hard to be ~cool~. Nothing could be more offensive to the sensibilities of a 13-year-old.
A well delivered "Oh, come on, no one really thinks that" and eye-roll in response to the more delusional anti stuff has a wonderful effect if you're offline and the person respects you. Humans in general and 13-year-olds in particular are hypersensitive about fitting in. A boring and serious lecture from an older person will set off every melodramatic "The old people don't understaaaand!" instinct, but a well-timed "LOL, WTF" causes internal panic that one has missed something. If she wants the serious and nuanced explanation, she can ask for it, but I wouldn't start there.
As for how you talk about raunchy art... it really depends on the person. If she realizes you like the same stuff, she may bring it up. I think recs are fine, and so is euphemistic "I liked the ship dynamic in this one". "I got off to this" is TMI on your part. (Well, it's TMI on her part too, but be prepared for TMI if you become the confidant of a 13-year-old.)
Honestly, as long as she's directing the conversation and you aren't sharing details of your masturbation habits, I think you'll be fine. 13-year-olds aren't babies. If they're old enough to read porny doujinshi, they're old enough to talk to a trusted adult about them.
My teen tastes were weird art films full of sex. 13 is pretty young, but within a couple of years, she'll be the age I was when I was trying to see shit like Crash. She could be anywhere from self-assured in her tastes and interested in discussing her favorite media to easily-influenced to paralyzed by guilt. Creepy grooming shit comes from groomers choosing to groom, not from the topic of sexuality being in the air. If she's reading something with even a shred of plot or romance, you can talk about that without the actual conversation being X-rated. My main concern would be to avoid her trying to impress you by consuming media she finds uncomfortable or talking about things she doesn't actually want to share. You can really only judge that by body language and tone of voice in the moment.
I mean... does "18+ yaois" mean actual BL series here that have a few sex scenes or doujinshi that are entirely porn? ('Yaoi' basically means 'PWP' and is not exactly complimentary, after all.) It's somewhat harder to talk about the latter. But I liked some pretty out-there shit as a teen and did talk to adults about it. They just let me do most of the talking.
Probably the easiest way to broach the topic is to catch her reading something and go "Oh, I read that one" or "I liked [name of BL]".
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magicalink · 2 years
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Catboys in the house!
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Definitely not me brainrotting all day long about living in modern Inazuma AU with my top husbandos as cat boys who one by one joined the household...
...ok maybe a bit. Been thinking about this all day so now that I'm finally out of uni ima sit down and write it and maybe post it.
Contains: f!reader x catboy Venti, modern AU, romance, fluff, all in all plot and the smut comes after the NSFW banner, use of alcohol but it's not drunk sex, I swear Venti has a normal dick in this story
Shoutout to @stygianoir who supported me through the whole process of writing this!
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Venti
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Venti was the first cat boy you met in your life. But in the beginning, you had no idea that he was one!
You met him in his human form and had a crush on him. He was a mysterious guy, you didn't know what he did for a living or where he lived. You always tried to get to know him more but he always giggled and skillfully evaded your questions.
One day you invited him to your house for dinner and when you were sitting at the table he told you he wanted to ask you a question. You got your hopes up thinking maybe he was gonna ask you to be his girlfriend but he asked something weird instead.
He asked you if you would ever adopt a cat.
You were weirded out by such an out-of-context question but you answered anyway. He didn't like the answer though.
You said you didn't want to have any pets.
"You don't like catsss??" he pouted with his teary puppy eyes.
You started stammering, captivated by his charms, and clarified. You did like cats and other pets but you didn't like the part of taking care of them, so that was why if he was about to offer you a cat in adoption you would have to say no.
"I see, I see" he said, scratching his chin, replacing his pout with a mischievous grin. What was he scheming? You didn't know. The dinner ended shortly after and he left your home kissing you only on the cheek. You were disappointed, and hella thirsty for him.
After that, he disappeared for a long time. Wasn't out of character of him, though. He had always been hard to find, so you didn't give much thought to it. You only had to wait until he decided to drop by your neighborhood or your usual hanging out spots like he always did. So you focused on your work.
That week, like Venti was some sort of wizard who predicted the future, a stray cat appeared in your neighborhood. At first, you thought he left it there, but you had no evidence to prove it.
You felt bad for it so you left a little bowl of water outside your door for it.
"But I'm not gonna give you food, ok? You have to find a home and leave!" you told the kitty. Damn, now you were talking to animals like your mom used to do when you were little. You couldn't help it, you like animals too much, especially cats. But you won't budge! Cats need special food and a litter box and toys, and that costs a lot of money! And the tiny house you could afford didn't have much space. The backyard was way too small for pets too.
"Don't you understaaaand?" you cried one day when the cat marked you by rubbing his head against your feet, just like he did every day when you got home from work "I can't adopt you!" you said, more desperate to convince yourself than the kitty while you tried to dodge him to get to open the door.
"Nya!" the kitty exclaimed, rolling onto his back to show you his tummy. So cute!
He was a black and white kitty with green eyes.
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You couldn't help but crouch to caress his soft stomach. It was so fluffy!
But it was a trap!
He took advantage of your position to jump and slip into your house!
"YOU'RE SUCH A RASCAL!!" you screamed, stepping up to storm inside your invaded territory, looking for him. He was already laying on the couch like he was the king of the house!
You towered in front of him with a somber face, arms crossed over your chest.
"What do you think you're doing, little flea bag?" you scolded.
"Nya?" he tried to convince you by doing cutie things and showing you his tummy again. But soon he was kicking his little paws when you lifted him in the air, holding him with your hands under his front paws.
"You're just like a friend I have..." you said under your breath "Out you go!" you added, leaving him out and making sure he wouldn't slip between your legs back in "And don't pull any more tricks on me or I won't give you more water!" and you closed the door.
But he never left. Every time you thought he had finally left the neighborhood, he appeared back at your doorstep, especially when you got back from work. He greeted you with nyas and rubbed his head against your feet.
One week you were particularly down because you hadn't seen Venti in a long while. He had never disappeared for so long before! You missed him. And the kitty was so mischievous that it reminded you of him. So you got out to play with him and caress him. Before you knew it, you were pouring milk instead of water into his bowl.
And he adored it! He drank lots and lots of milk!
"Hey, easy, boy, milk's not good for adult cats, you can't drink that much!" you said patting his head "I'm not gonna give you any more for a while"
He protested in his cat language and tried to get more by rubbing his head against your legs more.
"Damn you really do remind me of him..." you sighed, giggling, and crouched to pet him.
Again he took advantage of this to knock the milk carton off your hand with his head to keep drinking.
"VENTI!" you scolded without thinking.
The cat froze instantly, the fur of his whole body standing and his ears pressed to his head. He arched his back, scared.
"Sorry kitty" you said, covering your mouth and lowering your voice "You misbehave a lot, but I didn't mean to yell you" you gently patted his head. He hesitated for a minute but let you pet him.
But suddenly you picked up the carton of milk and walked back to your doorstep, without even saying goodbye, abandoning him outside.
"Dang I can't believe I just called a cat by his name...I'm beyond fucked" you cursed under your breath, closing the door and laying on it to try and compose yourself. You had thought you just had a crush on Venti, not that you were head over heels for him! This was bad.
You couldn't see it because you were inside, but the cat rolled onto his back happily a couple of times before disappearing from your neighborhood.
You decided to go to sleep early because of how battered you felt. Falling for Venti was bad. He was a mysterious and erratic man, always disappearing and never telling where he was. Like a stray cat! You thought that if he had liked you back, he would have taken one of the million hints you had thrown at him.
You sighed, thinking back it really looked like you were throwing yourself at him. At this point, you were probably embarrassing yourself, especially that night when you invited him for dinner and he left with a kiss on the cheek. You hoped he didn't realize the disappointment in your eyes.
You thought it was time to forget about him and move on. It was very difficult because you were constantly thinking about him, even at work! But you decided to do your best, and so you told your friend kitty one day when he appeared by your kitchen window, meowing for milk.
You opened the window and let him in, pouring some milk into a bowl and placing it on the counter for him to drink. He drank and was soon purring and letting you pet his head and stomach. He noticed you were a little down and tried to cheer you up by rubbing his nose against your arm.
"You know, little friend..." you sighed "The reason why I'm sad is that I have another friend. I mean, a human friend. I haven't seen him in a while...I miss him..." you added sadly, his fuzzy head giving you a bit of comfort "I wanted to be more than friends with him, but he doesn't like me back. So I've decided to forget bout him for good!" you exclaimed suddenly.
The kitty choked on his milk and started to shake his tail desperately from side to side.
"What happened, buddy? Got a furball on your throat?" you said worriedly. You kept caressing him to try and make him feel better, but he kept meowing furiously.
"Great, now I'm talking to a cat 24/7" you thought "I must have finally become completely crazy" you sighed again.
That day it was impossible to get the kitty out of your house. You tried lifting him up, but he hissed and gave you a little scratch. So you gave up and let him stay for the night.
"It'll be only for today because I don't know what's gotten into you, so don't get your hopes up!" you assured. He purred happily as if he understood your words and pounced directly to your bedroom "Ohhh don't even think about it!" you said, closing the door in front of his nose "Sleep on the couch, and there will be consequences if you lay a single scratch on it!" he hissed on the other side but you didn't open the door.
The next morning, he was nowhere to be seen.
"Hmph" you said under your breath "I should have totally named him Venti. They are completely alike"
You made yourself breakfast and then left for work.
You were determined to continue with your life but that very same week the real Venti decided to reappear. He "coincidentally" bumped into you when you were getting out from work. Like always.
He looked at you with a smile wide from ear to ear. You tried to not pay much attention to him.
"Venti. Sup? Long time no see" you murmured, avoiding eye contact and pretending you weren't happy to see him, trying to ignore the pathetic thumping of your heart.
"It really has been a long time, Y/N!" He exclaimed still smiling, walking around you to meet your gaze "I've been sooo busy lately I couldn't drop by! It was sooo boring not being able to talk with you!" He insisted with a giggle.
You looked up at him hesitantly.
"Hum, really?" You murmured, not trusting him one bit.
"Yeah! I relized I was so dumb I didn't even ask you your phone number!" He said while pulling out his phone.
You stared at him half-heartedly, with wide eyes. You really hoped you weren't flushing. Your friends had warned you multiple times about this type of men! Disappearing just to make you desperate for them and then "casually" dropping by to ensure you don't forget about them and keep you hooked! You mustn't give in so easily, you had to resist!
"Oh...I...didn't realize" you were able to lie. A layer of sheer sweat formed on your forehead. It required all the strength in your body to keep your hands from pulling out your phone. You weren't gonna give him your number! No way!
"Really? That wounds me" he said with his usual cheeky smile "But here's mine" he said, putting the screen of his phone right in front of your face to make sure you saw it.
Well, that changed the game a bit. If he was willing to give you his you thought it wasn't that bad if...you slowly pulled your phone out of your pocket and he interrupted your train of thought by snatching it from your hand, quick as a cat. Sadly, you had already unlocked it.
"Venti!!" You protested, trying to get it back in vain.
"Wait, it'll just take a minute!" He giggled, keeping the phone out from your reach "Ready! I added myself!" He said upon returning it to you "Now send me something, so I can accept you!"
You let out a deep sigh. He was such a rascal!
"Hi" you typed to send him. Then you looked at how he added himself: Venti♡ with a little heart at the side. You knew by the warmth that you flushed violently up to your ears.
"There it is!" He exclaimed with another big smile "I added you too!" And he sent you a big "Hellooo" that instantly appeared on your screen.
How did he added you?? What name did he put in his contact list?? You were so desperate to know that you tried to take a good look at his screen but he was swift to evade you. Damn that was so suspicious!! You were afraid that he was just playing with you, so you did your best not to let your hopes get high, to pretend you didn't care about him!
"It was nice to see you, Venti" you said with a poorly drawn smile "I'll be heading home"
"So soon?" He pouted "We haven't seen each other in a while...so I thought we could hang out...I mean, it's Friday..."
You were already walking away.
"It's Friday and I've been working a lot the whole week, I'm really tired" you sentenced.
He realized the situation was extreme so he had to go all out. So he gulped down and dropped the secret weapon:
"Oh, c'me on. I wanted to take you out on a daaate, I promise it'll be a quiet place so you can recharge your energies...pretty please?" He said with puppy dog eyes.
Your breath hitched. Did he just say...
A DATE??
You did your best to calm your breathing and hide that you were beyond excited. You looked at him with squinted eyes. Where was the trap this time??
"Hmmm..."
"C'me on, Y/N..." he said with an apologetic smile, picking up your hand and lifting it up to his lips "I promise it'll be short. Then I'll escort you to your home" and gently grasped your skin with his silky lips.
Your eyes got wide open and he thought they looked beautiful because of how bright they lit. You blinked a couple of times silently, in disbelief. That subtle touch had made your whole body melt and a wave of electricity get up your spine. You tried your best to hide it, pressing your toes strongly to contain the emotion.
"Well...I guess...We could hang out for a little while..." you murmured, looking away, your mouth dry from the nervousness.
"Yay!" He celebrated, pulling from your sweaty hand to take you downstreet with him.
He dragged you for several blocks until reaching the big Narukami Park. There he lowered his pace and placed his hand on your back.
"The scenery here is beautiful and relaxing, see?" He insisted with a wide shining smile "We can rest here for a while"
"Okay..." you murmured shyly "I guess we can stay for a bit..."
The truth was that the park was indeed a relaxing location. The trees were in full blossom and there weren't many people around that day.
"We can sit on a bench and watch the sunset" he suggested, lifting his index finger "Look, there's a food stand over there! Do you want anything?"
"No, Venti, it's fine. I'm fine, let's go sit over there" you replied, holding your elbow with your opposite hand. You were still nervous and your rather uninterested attitude was making him really worried. Maybe it was too late! Maybe he had already lost you for good!
"C'me on, c'me on, Y/N" he insisted, pushing you towards the food stand. You didn't realize, but his smile looked rather frail "I'm getting a milkshake! You choose whatever you want, since I was the one who got away I'll invite you, choose anything you want!"
You gulped when you where right in front of the counter, intimidated. Venti was already ordering the most silky sweet, creamiest milkshake in the existence when you sighed and pulled out your wallet.
"T's okay, I'll get an icecream cone, but don't bother paying, it's embarrassing" you said, hoping your cheeks weren't too flushed.
"That's no good, Y/N, no fair, I wanna do it, really!" He pouted.
"You-don't-have-to!" You pouted back, extending some money to the vendor. Venti pulled your hand down.
"But-I-want-to!" He protested, inflating his cheeks.
"It's embarrassinggg!" You complained.
"Just this time!" He exclaimed, giving the money to the vendor who didn't bat an eye because he was extremely used to taking the cringy shit of the couples at the park "For me?" He said with the puppy eyes when putting the cone in front of your nose.
You sighed with resignation, finally accepting it.
Then he pulled from your arm to make you sit with him in one of the beautiful black iron benches under the purple trees.
You relaxed upon sitting, finally paying attention the the breathtaking scenery. At least for a minute, your senses took over your mind.
The lilac leaves were swayed by the breeze and silky petals fell from the treetops. The sweet smell of the ice cream mixed with the one of the flowers. The birds were chirping sleepy sounds for calling each other to their nests to sleep. You let out all the air you where holding in your lungs while Venti was embarrassing you.
You were in complete serenity until the obnoxious sound of him slurping his milkshake shattered the peace to pieces.
You huffed through your nose.
"It wasn't necessary" you repeated, looking at the cone rather embarrasedly.
"Humm, stop mentioning it!" He complained with his mouth stuffed. The saccharine smell of whatever he was swallowing was disgusting.
"What do you do for a living?" You asked out of the blue, still lost in thought.
Venti choked on his smoothie and had to punch himself in the chest several times to avoid dying.
"Sorry!" You exclaimed, retrieving your gaze from the sky to look at him and help him, patting his back.
His eyes were disorbited and your cheeks turned a bright red when you realized what you just had said.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that was very rude!" You started apologizing frantically "I d-didn't mean...I just didn't want you to waste money on me!" You tried to explain.
Venti did his best to compose himself, fixing his clothes, and then let out a little chuckle.
"Nothing it's a waste if it's for someone like you" he said with a charming smile. You rolled your eyes and averted your gaze as if you weren't flushing like a tomato and your heart wasn't thumping.
"I'm a musician" he added to break the sudden tension.
"Oh" was the only thing you could utter "I...see"
"Want me to play you a tune?" He asked, putting the milkshake asside to rummage in his satchel.
"Sure" you answered, leaning towards him with interest, starting to relax again.
He pulled out a mandolin and started playing.
You didn't know which song it was. But for you, it was the most beautiful you had ever heard.
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The moment was perfect. The flowers, the trees, the wind, the delicate melody his graceful hands were pulling from the strings, his sweet voice dancing through your ears. His silky soft braids swaying with the breeze.
You looked at him spellbound, immobile until he broke the music with an even more delightful sound: his laughter.
"Y/N" he murmured sweetly "Are you going to eat the ice cream or not?" He asked giggling, making you realize how bad it was melting, about to drop on your clothes.
You hurried to lick it all over to prevent it from staining you, embarrassed while he laughed at you.
"I did-didn't relize!" You stuttered, looking up back at him when you thought you were safe.
But you weren't.
Because he lifted up a naughty finger to daintly wipe some ice cream off the corner of your lips.
You gasped, shooting a surprised gaze at him.
He locked eyes with you, but his were serene, framed by his rosy cheeks that were raised in a warm smile.
"Venti!!" Was all you could say to scold him, giving him your back to hide your flushing.
"Ehe!" He chuckled.
The conversation kinda died down after that, but he sat closer to you and you didn't flinch. You enjoyed each other's company in silence.
You watched the sunset together.
When the sun was finally down, he said it was rather chilly and he didn't want you to catch a cold, so he said he would take you to your house.
On the walk home, you pondered heavily in what to do. You were head over heels for him, it was impossible to deny. And today he was making clear advances towards you. But should you trust him?
He had never been like this before. He seemed to be blind to all your signals in the past. You had thought he wasn't interested in you. Plus, he was the kind of guy to just dissappear and reappear out of nowhere constantly. What if he was just playing with your feelings? What if he just left you right after you opened your heart to him? That would be so hard to endure!
But...
You grapled the hem of your jacket with your fist.
You didn't want to waste this opportunity either. What if he was sincere? What if there was a chance, no matter how small and futile, of you being with him?
That made your heart throb harder than any rollercoaster could.
You really did want to give him a chance.
So you decided to stop acting so distant and take the risk.
"Soo, we're finally here!" Venti exclaimed upon arriving to your doorstep "As promised" he said with a wide smile.
He hoped for you to return it, but he found a sad expression on your face. That got him worried.
"I don't want it to end" you murmured shyly, way too low for him to hear.
"Sorry, what did you say? Y/N? Can you repeat?" He pleaded, starting to get scared. Did he do something to upset you??
You swallowed heavily, thanking he didn't hear you sounding like a little child who had to leave the amusement park. You cleared your throat.
"How about you stay for dinner?" You said, trying your best to sound like a mature adult who had her shit together.
Venti's eyes lit up like a birthday cake candle and in an instant all of his fear was replaced with mischief.
"I thought you said you were tired..." he teased with a cheeky smile.
You huffed. Yeah he didn't deserve the chance!
"You're right, I should go to sleep" you grunted, sticking your keys in the keyhole to try an open the door.
"Kidding, kidding, I was kidding!" He begged between laughs and cries "I was just worried for you, didn't want you to make effort cooking for me!" He said pouting, joining his hands in a little plea.
"Hmmm" you squinted your eyes at him. He gave you the puppy eyes like always. You sighed "We could buy something at the convenience store a few blocks from here" you sentenced, pointing with your thumb in its direction.
"Great idea!" He cheered, grabbing your hand to drag you there with him. You loved when he did that. His hands were so warm and soft.
So to the convenience store you went, bringing back a bunch of onigiris for dinner. You learned that Venti really liked fish, especially tuna, which was the filling of the majority of the onigiris he chose for himself. Also he liked alcohol, and offered to pay for it if you let him choose his favorite beer for you to taste it.
"Make yourself comfortable" you said upon entering your house, taking your shoes off "The kitchen is over the.." you started saying, but Venti was already setting the table.
"What? I've been here before. You invited me for dinner before" he said too nervously to be in character.
"I know" you said, staring at him blankly. What had gotten into him? Who knew? "Oh" this time you interrupted yourself, going back to the door "I almost forget"
You grabbed the kitty's bowl from your porche and took it to the kitchen counter to fill it with water.
"Whatya doing?" Venti asked, munching on a tasty smelling tuna onigiri.
"Oh, I didn't have the chance to tell you" you said, retrieving the now full bowl to the porche "There's a stray cat in the neighborhood. Im leaving him water till he finds a new home"
"I see" he smiled, looking at you with his face rested on his knuckles "What is he like?"
"T's a cat" you shrugged, piercing him with your words as you walked to the table "I don't know, he kinda reminds me of you. Too bad he's not here for you to see him. I'll try calling him, maybe he'll come and you'll meet him" you said, pulling the milk carton from out of the fridge.
"D-don't worry, it's not necessary, ehe!" He exclaimed rather...nervously? Seriously what's up with him? So cheeky all day and now he's stammering?
"I thought maybe you could adopt him" you said, tapping the window ledge with the carton in hopes of calling the cat's attention.
"Why don't you adopt him, Y/N?" He asked.
"I told you, it's a lot of work and I'm not home enough time for a pet, I work a lot"
"What if it was a cat that didn't need much caring?" He pouted. You raised an eyebrow looking in his direction.
"Kitty!! Are you here tonight? I'll give you milk, c'mere, I know you love it!" You said through the open window "He's not coming, how strange"
"Don't worry, Y/N, he most probably is having fun around the neighborhood" Venti said, pulling from your arm to make you sit by the table "Come here eat, these onigiris are scrumptious!" He exclaimed, shoving one into your mouth.
"You're the one who is scrumptious, you and your delicious hands" you thought but obviously didn't say, while chewing.
You quickly forgot about the cat and started the dinner part of the date.
You ended up liking the beer Venti picked, so both the drink and the food was delicious. Not to mention the company.
And the conversation!
Dang you simply had too much fun with Venti. You could hear him talk for hours, no matter what senseless shit he was saying. It was something about the half animal hybrids the goverment was so annoying about on TV. You were nodding the whole time. Maybe you weren't paying complete attention to his words because you were staring at his lips... But eho could blame you? He was too charming! You wanted to hear him forever.
Forever??
You took a look at the clock in the wall and realized it was really late. But you didn't want him to go! Too bad for you, he followed your gaze and saw the time.
"Ooh, look at the time Y/N" he exclaimed "I'm sorry for entertaining you, you must be very tired..." he added, grabbing his hat and standing up to head towards the door.
You followed him with a sad face, look set on the floor. You had a sea of doubts, but nonetheless you dared to tug his sleeve.
He froze in place. Was it really happening?
"Stay..." you whispered shyly, a soft blush on your cheeks.
Dang it was happening! Venti turned to you with a happy birthday smile.
"Can I??" He asked excitedly, his eyes shining like stars.
"J-just...just for tonight" you said embarrasedly "It's late...and it's cold" was your poor excuse.
"You're so caring Y/N" he said, placing his hands on your shoulders, raising your body temperature pleasantly.
You looked up at him with a shy but fond smile that he corresponded. He tightened his embrace around you and tugged a strand of hair behind your ear.
"Thank you" he said softly. You were fidgeting with your toes, lost in his eyes. Your face slowly started leaning towards his.
Then he decided it was time to seal the pact.
So with his heart beating intensely, he leaned down to kiss you.
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And it was heaven to you. After so many months of agonizing wait! His lips were the softest, freshest thing you tasted. The man didn't know he had just broken a dam, but he began to understand when you started a full make out session.
That made him even more excited! He kissed back with passion.
And it was so wonderful! You thought your feet were floating in the air...No, wait, they were actually floating in the air! He had lifted you up!
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And he was taking you...where was he taking you??
"Venti..." you gasped the little second your lips got separated "Where are we...?" You asked shyly but he slienced you with another kiss.
Then he stepped into the living room to lay you on the couch and hover over you while showering you with hungry kisses.
The tone of the kisses rose rapidly just like your body temperature. You panted in between his bites. You tried your best to enjoy the sight in front of you and save it in your memory–he looked gorgeous towering over your body like that, taking the lead as his sweaty locks covered his shiny eyes and his braids tickled your chest– but you were so embarrassed that you couldn't help but to avert your gaze from his and close your eyes from time to time, a bit overwhelmed.
"Y/N..." he whispered with a serious face, panting as he grabbed your chin to make you look at him.
You complied but as soon as you locked eyes your cheeks were painted red. You slowly raised your hands to tug his shirt, your lower lip quivering.
His curled in a naughty smile, taking a hand to were yours gripped his clothes. He started to unbutton the shirt slowly.
Dang that wasn't your intention. But you didn't complain. Little by little, the image of his soft and light chest unveiled in front of your eyes.
You let go of the hem of the shirt to shyly slip your fingers under it, caressing his warm and terse skin.
He loved how your eyes lit up when you did it.
He let out a chuckle and you chickened embarrasedly, but he again shut you up with a passionate kiss.
You hugged him tight against your face, one hand reaching his back under the shirt and the other tangled in his silky black hair. You started to love touching it. Caressing it, combing it with your fingers, just running them through it, sniffing its soft scent of flowers. It sent you in a dazzle.
"Venti..." you murmured against his ear.
He took his kisses down you jaw until reaching your neck, leaving small pecks until starting to nibble on it. You let out a little ashamed moan and that only fanned the fire further.
He let all his weight deliciously on you, his kisses starting to include naughty teeth.
Then you started to feel a bulge in his pants grazing your legs.
Your heartbeat raced and you felt a little wet downstairs.
You pulled from Venti to be able to kiss his face. His cheeks were warm and soft. They weren't as flushed as yours though. But they looked round like apples from how much he was smiling.
In between kisses, he humped a bit into you, and when he realized your legs spread by themselves when pressing his bulge against your jeans he rose his head to look down at you.
Both your gazes shone with expectation.
He saw the yes in your eyes and his lit up like stars, hurrying his hands to pull your pants off.
He had ome arm out of his shirt and was ready to snatch your sweater off your body when you struggled to say:
"Venti wait...!"
"Is something wrong?" He asked, scared by your sudden stop.
An awkward silence followed.
Your eyes shot in different directions and you fidgeted with your hands.
"You know..." you murmured.
He stared at you with a nervous smile. He didn't know.
You sighed with resignation and escaped from under his body, standing besides the couch.
Before he could start panicking because he thought you regretted the whole thing, you grabbed his hand and dragged him to your bedroom. When he realized where this was going he started panting from excitedness.
You opened a drawer in your wardrobe you haven't used in a long while. Your face red as a tomato, you nervously pulled out a condom and threw it in his direction.
He stretched his arms in a desperate try to catch it. He cheered victoriously when he succeded.
"Got it!" He exclaimed, waving it in his hand.
You gave him your back, covering your face with both your hands.
He giggled.
"Y/N? Don't tell me you're gonna shy out on me now. There's no need for you to be embarrased in front of me, y'know?" He whispered as he slowly approached you to place a hand on your shoulders.
You gulped. You really wanted this but couldn't help but to be flustered. He was always so bold and lighthearted!
"Sorry..." you muttered, eyes set on the floor.
"Okay, okay, I understand..." he smiled while kissing your neck delicately "I'll prove it to you. I'll show you all of my secrets so you know you don't have to be shy with me" he said.
You stared at him curiously and watched as he procceeded to throw all of his clothes to the floor withour shame.
"Venti!" You exclaimed, taking both hands to your head in shock. But what a pleasant shock. He was beautiful.
He gently picked up you hand to kiss it courtiously like always, with seductive eyes and a mischievous smile on his lips. Then he sat on your bed to pull from your hand, inciting you to sit with him.
"C'me on Y/N..." he pleaded with the puppy eyes, looking at you with the package of the condom in his mouth, careful not to rip it with his teeth "Pretty please?"
You were practically drooling at this point. You got rid of your sweater and your jeans clumsily and tossed them to the floor, remaining in only your undergarments.
You kneeled on the bed in front of him, observing him nervously.
He wrapped your waist with his arms and started caressing and grabbing everywhere he could.
"You're so needy" you panted a mock, laughing at his recklessness.
"How could I not, when I finally have you like this?" He whispered in your ear, giving you goosebumps.
"I thought you didn't like me..." you lowly said, resting your chin on his shoulder.
"Sorry for making you feel like that" he replied, caressing your head with one hand and your waist with the other "I just...needed to feel sure you really wanted me" he added with a nostalgic smile, his mind filled with memories of you.
"I thought I had humilliated myself throwing myself at you!" You protested, hiding your red face in the crook of his neck.
He giggled.
"Now I know I can trust you my secrets..." he said with a naughty smirk.
"What secrets?" You asket curiously. He had been saying that way too often.
"Oh, you wanna know?" He giggled.
"Of course I want!" You exclaimed.
"Okay then, let's...oh!" his skilled fingers unclasped your bra with a swift movement.
"Venti!" You whined, feeling the cold on your breasts when they sprang free. He emitted a weird pleased sound upon seeing them. Kind of like...a meow? Your gaze was clouded with shyness.
"Cute, so cute!" He exclaimed "Lemme touch and I'll show you everything!" He begged, his mouth wide open. You didn't pay much attention, but his fangs suddenly looked bigger.
"Okay" you said shyly, throwing back your shoulders to open to his touch.
It was weird because you weren't too used to be touched there, but soon you felt it was nice. His hands were soft and warm and started kneading in the fat of your breasts smoothly.
"Beautiful, you are soo beautiful" he chanted, starting to...purr?
He leaned to kiss you and you started making out again, this time you got more loose and the pawing was mutual. You enjoyed thoroughly being finally together, your hearts beating in unison as you explored every single part of each other's bodies.
"You smell so good..." Venti panted as your teeth clashed in a heated kiss. You let out a little moan and started humping against the bulge in his boxers, already as needy as him.
He dedicated you a sparkling smirk and everything that followed was just perfect.
He layed on his back and pulled you on top of him. You had no idea when or how did he put the condom on. Or when your panties had dissappeared. But it didn't matter, all that mattered was to take him whole as finally yours.
You spread your legs around his slender hips wide open and sat on top of his cock, sinking him in without any difficulty.
You let out a little embarrassed moan and he rejoiced. You hung on his shoulders for support as he started moving way faster than you expected. He had so much energy! It was hard to keep up with his pace, but you were so crazy for him that you followed close behind.
You had a crush on him for months. But you never expected him to have such wild lovemaking! It was amazing. The best banging of your life. He had you moaning his name lile never in your life. You enjoyed it so damn much you fell sound asleep upon finishing and slept through the whole night and morning. Good thing it was Saturday, because you didn’t wake up until 12 pm!
When you did, you lazily opened your heavy eyelids, light was seeping through the closed curtains. Your head pounded and your whole body was sore. You slowly sat on your bed and let out a huge yawn. You were a bit confused. Had everything been a dream? You started scanning the room. Impossible. There were clear signs that there had been another person in your room with you.
Then, where was Venti?
You felt a little pain sting in your chest when the thought of him having left crossed your mind.
He couldn’t be so mean, right? He said he really liked you. You walked to the bathroom and to the kitchen in hopes of finding him, but you had no luck. So you returned to your room with a sad and somber look on your face. 
“How could I be so dumb?” you thought, filled with anger. “I should have known better…”
You were about to cry when a loud shriek scared the shit out of you upon throwing yourself on the bed. You had landed on…a cat?!
You couldn’t believe your eyes when your old friend, the black and white cat appeared from under the covers, still lamenting because you had crushed him.
"Archons please, have mercy on my soul” was all you thought, quickly picking up your clothes to get dressed, taking a guilty look at the numerous empty cans of beer on the kitchen table. You were ready to turn yourself in at the police station.
But the kitten started meowing desperately, tugging at your sweater sleeve with his claws.
“Wait! Y/N! It’s me! Remember?” the cat exclaimed after coughing a bit, his feline jaw suddenly turning more human-like.
You stopped in your tracks and took a good look at him, skeptical.
The cat giggled and jumped onto the bed again. Then, in front of your eyes, his body started growing and changing. It wasn't a monstruous process. It looked rather graceful. But it was the weirdest thing you had seen in your life.
He grew arms and legs, his feline jaw turned into a human face and almost all of his fur disappeared. You witnessed him turn into Venti. Into a weird version of Venti you blurrily remembered from last night. All adorable, with black cat ears and a tail, long sharp fangs waving from the corners of his lips.
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"So I wasn’t drunk!” you uttered, not sure if you were less or more confused.
He shook his head energetically.
"But you sure were passionate" he chuckled, rolling onto his back in your direction, his tail curling in the air.
You stayed mute for a couple of seconds.
Then you sat on the bed and rubbed your head with your hand. Venti raised his brows.
"What's the matter?" He asked.
You were confused.
You certainly weren't drunk last night. At least not on alcohol. But you were so drunk in love and infatuation that you hadn't paid any attention to the now obviously important things Venti had told you from the beginning of the night.
Your head was spinning, you kept rubbing your temple. You felt guilty.
"Y/N? Are you ok?" He asked, a bit worried, getting up to sit beside you. He held your hand against his cheek and started licking the top of your head with a half-human, half-cat tongue like it was the most normal thing in the world.
"Venti..." you started, your breath a bit altered "About last night..." you had to admit his licks, although extremely weird, were comforting. But you couldn't enjoy them in this situation.
"We had our first time, remember?" He said playfully, sitting on your lap, still in his humanoid form "It was amazing, all lovey-dovey as I expected! But I didn't know you could be so wild!" He giggled, playing with your hair.
"I know, I know, I just...it's just....This is a bit too much. I mean, when you said you had a secret, I didn't think it was something so important" you stammered.
He looked visibly confused.
"With all the foreshadowing, I thought you could start to imagine it" he said, furrowing his brows, a bit uncomfortable.
You covered half your face with your hand, wiping some droplets of sweat.
"Why...why did you choose me to trust me your secret?" You whispered with a thread of voice.
"What do you mean, Y/N?" He asked, suddenly reincorporating on your lap "You...you told me you were on the hybrids side, that you thought the goverment was being unfair..." he murmured, starting to get worried.
"I feel so bad right now" you said while wiping away the sweat "Now I realize how little attention I was paying to you the whole time"
Venti jumped from you lap to the ground, landing on both feet, and he ran towards the door.
"You're not going to turn me in, right Y/N??" He asked, terror written all over his face, ready to run to the kitchen and escape through the window.
"What?! No!" You exclaimed, extending your hand in his direction. You slapped yourself. You were acting like an idiot. Not only you were uncapable of reafing the situation last night but now you were scaring him "I'm so sorry Venti! It's just that...I've been so selfish and dumb..." you lamented, locking your desperate eyes with his.
"What do you mean?" He asked, still doubting if he should go back to you in bed or jump through the window over the kitchen counter "I don't understand you! I thought you were on my side!"
But he couldn't run away when he realized tears were forming on your eyes.
"I've been an idiot!" You exclaimed "When you said you had a secret I never thought you meant something serious, I thought you were playing! And, when you mentioned the government during dinner I thought you were making small talk and was just staring at your lips like an idiot! I just gave you an empty answer and...and...when we were in bed last night...all I cared was being with you and didn't even pay attention at the giant cat ears in top of your head!" You blurted out, leaving him in shock.
"Are you on our side or not?!" He exclaimed, his ears now sticked down to his head in fear.
"I never thought this was a real thing!" You said, and it was the truth. You had thought it was just another big hoax invented by Inazuma's government "I had never seen an hybrid before!"
His heart racing like the one of a cornered animal, Venti didn't think more about it and tried to run, not even caring about all his belonging staying in your house.
But you jumped towards him and, unbelievqbly, were able to catch his foot. He looked down at you in terror.
"I'm not gonna turn you in, Venti, I swear!" You finally broke down and cried.
He gulped, his sweat dropping onto your body on the floor. His hands were trembling. He was still scared, but he couldn't leave you like this. He couldn't bear to see you cry.
If he had trusted you the first time, when you weren't even paying attention, why wouldn't he trust you now, that you knew the thing was for real?
He slowly reached down to you, his fur on his tail stil standing, and he helped you sit on the edge of the bed. You surprised him by throwing your arms around his neck and hugging him while crying.
"I'm sorry Venti, I'm so sorry, I swear I'm not gonna tell a soul! I thought everything was fake, but now that I know it's real I swear I'm on your side!" You exclaimed, hugging him as tight as possible "How can they be so cruel? You're people like everyone else!" You sobbed on the crook of his neck.
He slowly relaxed and started caressing your hair with one hand and your back with the other, trying to comfort you.
"Shh...don't cry..." he cooed.
"But I was so selfish, I didn't pay attention to a single thing you said" you lamented, looking up to him with glossy eyes.
"It's not your fault I'm so charming" he winked at you with a little smile.
He was able to pull a little giggle out of you.
"Well, this all explains why you were so wild last night..." you murmured as he wiped your last tears away with his thumb, paying close attention to the little marks he had littered across your body.
"Was I too rough?" He asked, brushing his fingers delicately over a hickey he had left on your neck. "Does it hurt?"
You shook your head.
"What hurt are my limbs, I'm not used to such hustle..."
"Would you like to get used to it?" He proposed with a naughty smirk. Your eyes sparkled. But wyen you were about to squeal, another thoughr crossed your mind.
"Wait a minute!" You exclaimed, pushing him back with a hand in his chest "Show me again your kitten form!" You demanded.
"W-what for?" He asked with a nervous smile.
"Just show me! I want to check something"
He obeyed and with a graceful pirouette he turned back into a full cat. A black and white cat you knew all too well. Now that you were finally paying attention, you connected all the dots.
You stared at him skeptically for a minute.
"YOU RASCAL YOU WERE SPYING ON ME!!" You yelled, standing up and starting to throw clothes and pillows at him. He jumped and ran towards the kitchen.
"Aaah! Y/N! Forgive me!" He exclaimed when he managed to humanize his jaw while dodging your attacks "It was necessary!"
"That was a violation of privacy!!" You exclaimed, managing to land a pillow on his back.
"I needed to know if you were trustworthy!!" He excused himself, jumping onto the counter.
"I TOLD YOU I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU WITHOUT KNOWING IT WAS YOU!" you screamed, picking a water atomizing and aiming it at him.
"I needed to know if you really liked me!"
"I WAS PRACTICALLY THROWING MYSELF AT YOU AND YOU DISAPPEARED!"
"..." he ran out of excuses.
"YOU ONLY APPEARED BACK AFTER YOU HEARD I WANTED TO FORGET ABOUT YOU!" you shouted, pulling from the trigfer and spraying him with the water.
He hissed, all of his fur standing on end.
"Y/N please forgive me!" He exclaimed in between laughs.
"Now I understand why the government wants to catch you! You are dangerous!" You said, catching him by the scruff he started to kick his paws into the air "I could totally turn you in...but I know I will torture you better!" You joked, threathening him with the spray.
"Nooo pleaseee, Y/N, pleaseee, I'll take it as we're even now, pleaseeee!" He begged, aiming his huge kitten eyes at you.
"Hmmm, I'll think about it..." you smirked, leaving the spray on the counter to carry him with both arms like a baby. You left a little peck on his fuzzy head.
He looked up at you.
"C'me on, we were about to talk about something important" he said, tugging your sweater with his claw.
"I don't know, maybe I'll be the one playing hard to get now!" You said.
"Noo, come on, I said we are even now!" He pouted, but you shook your head, laughing "Okay, I will have to use my charms then!" He exclaimed, jumping from your arms to turn into a full human again, landing gracefully on both feet like a dancer, just like always. He gave you a seductive look.
"Would you have me as your boyfriend?" He whispered with half-lidded eyes, lifting one of your hands to his lips to kiss it.
You covered your mouth wirh your other hand, blushing. So this was getting serious!
"I'll have you, just as you are" you smiled sweetly "The whole of you" you added, gently patting his head. He understood and let out his cat ears and tail.
"Even if I'm wanted by the government?" He asked, his heart thumping hard in his chest and his eyes shining with emotion.
"Of course" you said, hugging him tightly "I will protect you with my life" you promised.
He tightened the hold around your body and lifted your feet a few centimeters in the air out of excitedness. Then you both giggled and shared a loving kiss, sealing this new pact between you two.
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Sooo...I sat down and started this on my last day of classes before my vacations and definitely didn't expect this to be so long! I just finished it today, two weeks later! My initial plan was to write a brief summary for each character but this ended up being a whole episode of how Venti entered our lives. And he's only the first of 5 catboys who are coming to revolutionize our home!
In the next episode: Xiao!
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noritaro · 10 months
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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND
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appleflavoredkitkats · 7 months
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i always feel so insane about slime because nobody documents the trends and history of slime and it makes me feel CRAZY. like there's no wiki page which i think is an injustice because slime changes every year. trendy in demand slimes change every year.
like y'all don't UNDERSTAAAAND the slushie slime craze of 2019 omg. i NEEDED that. i have waited for slushie slimes to gain recognition for 2 years and it finally did and i was a changed person
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haoreo · 10 months
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i love opm songs so much u don't understaaaand :(((
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arcueidbrunestud · 11 months
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top 5 anime openings
This took a while to get to but. Countdown time!
5. Gosick! The music, the visuals, the foreshadowing...this opening feels like it was made for me specifically. I like the opening more than the show itself
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4. I debated on which of the Rozen Maiden ops I should put here bc I love them all but I chose the Ouvertüre op because. They were insane for this
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3. This opening is pretty popular, and for good reason! The song is very neat, and the visuals match it well(←hasn't finished Nise)
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2. This one isn't as visually interesting as the others, but it's very special to me. I feel like it really embodies what Fate is about, to me
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1. A bit of an obvious choice but this opening has been my favorite since I was 14. You can't beat it. And you don't seem to understaaaand...
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Bonus/Honorable mention: SEU SORRISO É TÃO RESPLANDECENTE QUE DEIXOU MEU CORAÇÃO ALEGRE
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echo-echo31 · 7 months
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*taps mic* ECHO THE 60TH TRAILER *slinks back into my hole* (hello its peppah under a new name 👋)
PEPPAHHHHHH 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
omfg the trAILER. you don't understaaaand. that's my BOY. thats my DOCTOR MY CHILDHOOD MY HOME I think when I watch it I might pASS OUT GHBHB NJBVGVGG
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x-neurotoxin-x · 11 months
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glad I found you again after your last blog was nuked, I just wanted to say that I'm loving your last fic, the bit with the Lov was really interesting! (and heartbreaking but in a good way jksdga)
Hiiii! I'm really glad people are finding me again!!
And thank you!! I'm really enjoying exploring things in that fic and just making everything unravel and fall apart, even if it hurts me a little in a way- especially the league stuff. Love the league, hate making them be low-key assholes bc they're ignorant about the situation but they don't understaaaand. Idiots. *bonks all them on the head*
Also sorry that fic overtook all my other projects at the moment and it's basically all I've been focusing on. Lmao. It became a major brainworm.
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Dear Mr. Wario D. Mambo,
It has come to our attention that your latest collection of micro miniature games, "WarioWare: Get It Together!", unlawfully uses the image of Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg of the Adrestian Empire without the consent of her or her imperial ministers. We have copies of your unlawful copies preserved as evidence.
We demand that you immediately (a) cease and desist your unlawful usage of Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg's likeness and (b) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement.
If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within the time period, Her Imperial Majesty is entitled to use your failure to comply as evidence of 'willful infringement' and seek monetary damages and equitable relief. In the event you fail to meet these demands, please be advised that Her Imperial Majesty has asked us to communicate to you that she will contemplate pursuing all available legal remedies. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.
Sincerely, The desk of Marquis H. von Vestra Retainer to Her Imperial Majesty Edelgard von Hresvelg
The second his eyes fall upon the words ' cease and desist ', his blood ran COLD. Given the erratic and rather unorganized method his company had to making games, it was very possible for something like this to fall under the cracks.
... I mean, he used Mario's image consistently without issue. How was he supposed to know anyone else would care.
But, uh. Maybe he should start doing more checks as to what is making it into his game. Especially when the developer in question hadn't even made it to middle school. He's kinda. Uh. Well. Hm. He can't really yell at 9-Volt, on the account 5-Volt would yell a HIM, but he really wants to yell at something.
... He didn't even have his BIKE back, yet! And now he has MORE legal issues to deal with? WHY. WHY! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS? And he means, WHAT SPECIFICALLY? This is the LAST thing he needs on his mind as he preps for his shift today! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So, in an act of his signature grace, Wario smashed his head through the table, splitting it in half, and crashed faced first into the carpet of his apartment. Took a deep breath, annnnnnd—
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❝ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH — ❞
He ripped out his phone, and punched in a number.
❝ 5-VOLT, YOUR KID'S GAME HAS LANDED ME IN HOT WATER, AND — ❞
❝ ... You do own the company, Walter. Everything that goes out needs your approval. I don't see how this is 9-Volt's fault. ❞
❝ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND, 5-VOLT. I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW — ❞
❝ I can't right now! You've interrupted my exercise! We'll catch up soon, okay?❞
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❝ O—Okay. Yes, ma'aam. I'm sorry ma'am. ❞ Someone save him.
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