#i feel like that dog that got stung by a bee

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

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Edit: ohhh I'm sick that's why it hurts-

[soupbabe]

I can never be with Candyman I am an absolute baby when it comes to bees I can and will scream cry vomit everything

[idkwhatimdoinghere1655]

Kiss It Better - Sebastian Vettel

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"Baby, is there any way you can keep the bees down the other end of the yard? I don't mind them, but I don't want to get stung," you said as you propped your feet up on the outdoor coffee table under the veranda.

You knew Seb loved his bees, and you loved them too, but you didn't want them buzzing around you all the time. "Once the flowers grow up there, they won't come down here," he explained, stepping out of the glass doors and handing you the water you had asked for. 

"And they won't sting you, I promise," he said, taking a seat next to you. You watched as the bees buzzed around, landing on the flowers in the planters that you had all around the garden. You and Seb had bought the house a little over a year ago now, and it was certainly your forever home. 

"So, I was thinking we could put the swings over there?" He said, pointing at a section of the garden that had the trees shadowing it over.  "You're already thinking about swings?" you smiled as he ran a hand through his blonde hair. 

"Yeah, we've only got a month to go, we need to think about these things," he said as if it were the most obvious answer ever. Seb ran a hand over your heavily swollen stomach, still never getting used to the feel of it. "Even so, they won't be able to go on the swings until they're older," 

"I'm still putting the swings over there, and I will use them until they are old enough," he laughed. Seb was pretty much still a big kid himself. Well, a big kid who loved to race really fast cars, take care of the environment and the people he loved.

"You stay here, I need to water the plants," Seb smiled, pushing himself off of the seat and heading to the hose. Of course, all of the water he used to water the plants was rainwater collected in a drum by the side of the house, but it was covered in plants so it wasn't sore on the eyes. 

"OK," you said. Watching Seb watering the plants was just like seeing him in his element. Sure, racing was also his thing, but tending to the gardens and all of that kind of stuff was what he did now. 

He leant over the bushes to get all of the plants, but you heard a sharp intake of breath that sounded like a hiss. He dropped the hose and ran to turn it off. "Hey, you alright?" You asked concerned, sitting upright. "Yeah, yeah. I just caught my finger on one of the rose bushes," he said, holding his finger.

You could tell he was trying to hide it from you, but the blood dripping down his hand couldn't be concealed. You looked at it wide-eyed, and he noticed. "Honey, don't worry-" he started, but you were already in full parent mode. 

"You sit down, I'll go and get some stuff to clean it up and a plaster," you said, standing and waddling through to the kitchen. You heard footsteps behind you, following you through to the kitchen. You were ignoring the ache in your back and hips as you walked, simply worried about Seb.

He stood behind you, holding his finger. "It's really not a big deal, you go and sit down," he tried to tell you, but you weren't having any of it. You pulled his other hand away to reveal the nasty gash down his middle finger. "Does it hurt?" you asked, ripping a paper towel off the roll and holding it to the wound. 

"A bit, but not as much as I know your back hurts," he said, giving you the puppy dog eyes that made you melt. "Honestly, honey, I can take care of this. You need to sit down," he said, blocking your path to the cupboard that had the medical supplies in it.

"I don't do anything anymore, Seb, and I appreciate that, I really do. But, please just let me do this for you," you said, gently pushing him out of the way so you could get the stuff you wanted. "Fine, but promise me you'll take it easy for the rest of the day, OK?"

"I always take it easy, Seb," you chucked, causing him to chuckle along. You found the cupboard and bent over to retrieve the first aid kit from the bottom shelf, but you couldn't really reach. Your bump was in the way and heavily restricted your movements. 

 "You need some help over there, or are you good?" Seb teased, leaning against the counter next to you. "I've got it," you said through gritted teeth, focusing fully on reaching the bottom shelf. Seb watched for a moment, then deciding that he had had his fun and needed to help you. 

"OK, come on, let me help you," he said, moving so he was behind you and gently pulled you up with his hands on your waist. "Sometimes you have to let me help you," he whispered in your ear, his breath hot against the skin.

Playfully, he peppered a few kisses down your neck, his hands gently tracing over your stomach. "Hey, I don't want you getting blood on me," you laughed, wriggling away from him. 

"Sorry, sorry, I just can't help myself," he smiled, getting the first aid kit back out and handing it to you. "OK, this is going to hurt," you said, ripping open the package of a disinfectant wipe. "Nothing I can't handle," he said.

You took his finger and wiped it clean, and the blood definitely made it look worse. Seb winced slightly, "Yeah, that does kind of hurt," he said, his cut stinging. 

"Sorry," you said, making sure the wound was fully clean before unwrapping a plaster and sticking it onto his finger. "Better?" you asked, looking at your handiwork. You had done a pretty good job, if you did say so yourself. 

"I don't know, I think you've missed something out," he smirked, giving you the puppy eyes again. You just couldn't resist those big blues. You lifted his finger to your lips and pressed a soft kiss onto the area, and you saw as a huge smile spread across his face.

"Much better," he smiled, "Now come on, let's get you sat down," he said, looping an arm around your waist and walking you back outside. Helping you back down onto the seat, you propped your feet up.

"Does your back feel any better sat down?" he asked, standing in front of you with his arms crossed. It showed off every muscle in his arms perfectly, and you tried to ignore how crazy your hormones were going right now.

"I never said it hurt?" you said.

"A good husband knows these things, you know?" 

"I guess a good husband does know these things, because you are spot on," you smiled, thinking about how lucky you were to have him. "Aw so I'm a good husband? I am flattered," he teased.

"Lay off it," you laughed as he came to sit next to you. 

"Do you want a massage?" He asked, trailing his fingers lazily up your arm. 

"That is all I want right about now," you said, your back already feeling soothed at just the thought of it. "What about me?" he whined like a child wanting his mother's attention. "Sebastian, wanting you is a given. Now, get massaging," you playfully commanded, turning your back to him. 

"Yes ma'am," he giggled, gliding his hands over the span of your back. He worked his fingers into the overworked muscles in your shoulders and back. Carrying the extra weight of a nearly full-term child was difficult work, and it was showing. 

When he hit a particularly sore spot, you couldn't help but let out a small groan of happiness. "That good, huh?" he teased, and you could hear the cheeky smirk that was on his face by how he spoke. "Yeah, it really is,"

"I can show you something else that's that good," he said, as he tugged you closer to him. Slowly he planted some more kisses down your neck and across your shoulder. "Hey, not now," you chuckled. "But you're already pregnant, I don't see the problem," he smirked against your skin.

"Seb, go finish watering your plants or something," you laughed, pushing him away.

"Fine, but only because you told me to," he smiled, leaning in to kiss you on the cheek. Swiftly, he knelt down and pressed a tender kiss to your stomach. "Don't you move, and I mean it," he said, going to turn the hose on again.

"I won't," you said, thinking you probably wouldn't be able to move, even if you wanted to. You looked out onto the garden of your perfect home, where your perfect husband was tending to the plants and his bees.

And to top it off, you had your perfect child on the way, and your life was shaping up to be the best one you could ask for. 

A/N - If anyone has made a request, I promise I am working on it! It's just taking a bit of time. If anyone else has any, feel free to submit 💖

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[thegreenthepeacetheorange]

Gale and Katniss

I said I'd make a separate post on this page between Gale and Katniss in my recap of ch. 9 of Mockingjay so here it is.

Our rock ledge overlooking the valley... Here began countless days of hunting and snaring, fishing and gathering, roaming together through the woods, unloading our thoughts while we filled our game bags. This was the doorway to both sustenance and sanity. And we were each other's key. There's no District 12 to escape from now, no Peacekeepers to trick, no hungry mouths to feed. The Capitol took away all of that, and I'm on the verge of losing Gale as well. The glue of mutual need that bonded us so tightly together for all those years is melting away. Dark patches, not light, show in the spaces between us. How can it be that today, in the face of 12’s horrible demise, we are too angry to even speak to each other? Gale as good as lied to me. That was unacceptable, even if he was concerned about my well-being. His apology seemed genuine, though. And I threw it back in his face with an insult to make sure it stung. What is happening to us? Why are we always at odds now? It's all a muddle, but I somehow feel that if I went back to the root of our troubles, my actions would be at the heart of it. Do I really want to drive him away? ...I roll [a blackberry] gently between my thumb and forefinger. Suddenly, I turn to him and toss it in his direction. “And may the odds—” I say. I throw it high so he has plenty of time to decide whether to knock it aside or accept it. Gale's eyes train on me, not the berry, but at the last moment, he opens his mouth and catches it. He chews, swallows, and there's a long pause before he says “—be ever in your favor.” But he does say it. Cressida has us sit in the nook in the rocks, where it's impossible not to be touching, and coaxes us into talking about hunting. What drove us out into the woods, how we met, favorite moments. We thaw, begin to laugh a little, as we relate mishaps with bees and wild dogs and skunks. When the conversation turns to how it felt to translate our skill with weapons to the bombing in 8, I stop talking. Gale just says, “Long overdue.”

A few points:

Katniss and Gale's friendship is based on hunting for survival. There really is little else between them, even in terms of friendship, from what Katniss tells us in the books. And here as well, their favourite moments seem to revolve around things that happened with animals in the woods. Whereas her and Peeta laugh, talk about other things, have shared interests and mutual friends, paint and write together, hang out and chill together (like when she was injured/on the roof in CF), her and Gale's friendship seems to be confined to these woods and hunting. She is desperately clinging onto her friendship with Gale before the games but everything has changed, including their friendship, because they no longer have those same survival needs.

Not only is that glue of mutual need and survival melting away, but Katniss specifies that there's darkness growing in the spaces between them, not light. Something is deeply wrong with their friendship/relationship now. And it's not even got anything to do with the "love triangle."

She mentions they're always at odds now but then, in her classic self-hate way that we see so often in Mockingjay, she decides that it must be the things she's done and said. She surmises that she's driving him away by pushing back on his lies/coldness to her and she reaches out to him with the blackberry.

But he ruins it. And he highlights what the issue is in that last bit. It's him. He's more than happy, gleeful even, to cause damage and destruction and death with his skills in hunting. Katniss stops talking because it's not something she takes pride in - it's something that haunts her. All these deaths, capitol and district, haunt her. But for Gale, it's "long overdue." They are fundamentally at odds - politically, spiritually, morally, mentally. And it can be hard to hold onto a friendship when something that serious arises.

A little after this page, Katniss kisses Gale because she sees he's in pain and she says "we taste of heat, ashes and misery." If it wasn't clear that there's nothing romantic between them on Katniss's end, it's very clear that their friendship is also severely deteriorating at this point. He makes her feel small, he makes her feel rubbish - when he's been pushing 'romance' onto her and she's not reciprocated in any real way. He doesn't let her speak. Their partnership is so fragile.

Later on in the same chapter, we see district 13 interrupt the capitol broadcast of Peeta. And Katniss notes that as it happens, everyone is cheering. Everyone but her, Finnick and Haymitch, who are all concerned for Peeta. It's safe to assume Gale is amongst those cheering and that again is a big divide between them. Because the people who truly know and care for Katniss recognise how painful this is for her. They know how much Peeta matters to her, and they also love Peeta.

[russellsppttemplates]

We need more baby rora and seb content and let’s also not forget Angie

Oh, I just realised I didn't have Angie in my bee blurb

Tw: mentions a bee sting and allergy to it, veterinarians, pregnancy sickness

It wasn't often that you got to enjoy an afternoon like this. The temperature outside was just right for you to be able to have the floor to ceiling windows open in the living room, allowing you to rest on the sofa with your husband while your kids played outside.

"Is little one behaving well today?", he asked, his hand covering your bump and rubbing the area after he pushed the top you were wearing up to rest under your boobs, "yes, I've been feeling good. No more sickness and I can eat your mother's food again", you chuckled. For the last week, your taste buds had been all over the place, and one of your favourite Corinna's recipes was all you could think about, so she cooked it for you, but the moment the tray was set in your counter top, you were quick to go to the bathroom and throw up. "I'm sorry, seems little one isn't as fond of the food as I am", you pouted.

"All is well then, isn't it, little one? You're going to be a handful, I can tell", Mick mumbled, heating a shriek outside following Angie's bark, "Oh, no, the bee stung you!".

Remembering the time Sebastian was stung, and since he was allergic, you both got up as fast as possible, looking for the kids, "what happened?", you asked, seeing the kids looking at Angie, "Seb, where did it sting you?", Mick asked, looking at his son's arms and legs and looking for the red skin spot.

"It wasn't me, papa. It was Angie. She was palying with the bee and the she ate it!", Sebastian explained, making you kneel down and face the Australian Shepherd, looking at her snout for any clues of where it had stung her.

"Angie, I just want to see where you're hurt, okay?", you calmed her down, making her sit down and steady herself. Her mouth started to swell, and when you opened her mouth, you could see a distinct dot on her mouth, "Mick, can you call her veterinarian, please? I can see where she got stung", you said soflty, not wanting to alarm the kids.

While Mick explained to the veterinarian on the phone what had appended, Aurora and Sebastian sat on either side of Angie, petting her fur soflty, "is she in pain, mama?", Sebastian asked pouting, "I don't think so, my love. She seems a little uncomfortable maybe, right Angie?", you looked at her, seeing her snout a little bit more swollen than before.

"So, he said that it usually isn't a big concern, he just prescribed me and antihistamine for her and it's just to make her a little bit more comfortable and prevent further reactions. Otherwise, some ice and rest, and lots of cuddles too, should do the trick", he explained, grabbing his wallet and keys to go to the pharmacy.

Walking inside, you allowed Angie on the sofa while you went to the kitchen to get some ice and a towell to wrap it, "hey, Angie", you called, catching her attention as Aurora shuffled on the sofa so you could sit next to the dog, "it's going to be cold, but papa is also getting your meds, he should be here any minute now", you placed the ice on her snout.

When Mick arrived, you gave Angie the pills before she settled on the sofa, Aurora and Sebastian taking turns in holding the ice pack while you sat in the sofa too, "she kind of looks like Goofy", Aurora pointed out, earning an nod of agreement from her brother, "you'll be back to feeling good again, Angie", you little boy began, "But, please, if you ever feel hungry, you can come to me! You don't need to try to eat a bee. Plus, I even know where mama and papa keep your treats, I can always give you those", he said, petting the dog's fur.

(Thank you for submitting an ask 🤍)

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

SKITTERS IN ON ALL FOURS. I HAVE A REQUEST!!!

Can you write a fanfic about Gold (Lost Silver) accidentally eating a bee, and his face gets swollen like one of those dog pics, then the reader ends up taking care of him until the swelling stops? (Platonic please c:)

When Hypno suddenly teleported Gold into your house, you were expecting the worst, considering he usually never did that without letting you know ahead of time...

But when you saw the poor ghostly trainer with his face swollen, both cheeks as puffy as a Skwovet, it took all of your willpower not to laugh your ass off.

Basically, you were informed that a bee flew into his mouth and stung him from the inside. It wasn't a Combee nor a Beedrill.....just a regular ol' bee. He spat it out, but unfortunately the damage was already done.

After that Hypno pretty much left him in your care, as no potion he used was bringing the swelling down. So he figured you'd know how to treat him since you're more human.

The moment he teleported out of the house was the moment Gold started whining in pain. You guided him over to the couch, where he tried laying down, but his puffy cheeks made it uncomfortable to be on his side.

So he just sat up, the Unowns spelling out OUCH before you. "I know it sucks, buddy..just wait right here. I'll be back." You quickly got up and headed to the kitchen, making a cold compress for him to use.

Once you returned, you sat beside him and applied some pressure to one of his cheeks. "There, this should bring the swelling down." You reassured him, before putting pressure on the other one after a minute or so. "At least this wasn't a Beedrill's doing..their stingers hurt like hell."

He lightly nodded in agreement, before the Unowns began to spell a slightly longer word--one that made you realize that it's not just the stinging that's bothering him.

BURDEN?

"..huh? A burden? Nonsense. You're not one at all." Smiling, you ruffled his hair, briefly setting down the compress. "I want to help you, Gold. Do you feel that way 'cause Hypno kinda dumped you here?"

After a brief pause, he nodded once more, averting his gaze in shame. The truth was that the Talking Pokémon didn't realize how genuinely painful this was for him; he thought he was overreacting and got fed up with him "whining like a dying Growlithe".

Not that he wasn't used to his arrogant behavior, but....it wouldn't kill him to have just an ounce of pity for him, would it?

"Well, I wouldn't worry about him." Your voice snapped Gold out of his thoughts, and he looked back at you. "I'm sure he only did that because he knew I could help you best, right?"

"..r-right..." He managed to speak, although he winced as he immediately regretted that decision. "The agonyyy.."

"I know, I know..but you'll feel better in no time, I promise."

[splashinkling]

Another Get to Know Me

thanks @sleepy-night-child for the tag!

a band that you don't like that many others do:

I'm pretty amicable for music. it'd take a song I really hate for me to not like a band. on the other hand, I will like any song that will get me to sing along with it

least favourite animal and why:

bees. when I was a kid, someone told me to not move around bees so that they wouldn't bother you. outside during recess, I froze still cause a couple of bees landed on my shoulders/neck. the bell rang for us to go inside and I had to make a mad dash for the doors despite the fear I'd get stung. hindsight and common sense now tell me bees are generally harmless and wasps are the enemy, but I'm traumatized now and treat them the same

hot fandom take:

head empty, I don't really have any takes, especially ones that aren't already out there. also not really in fandom land, I'm just on my own island.

do you wear any jewellery, if so, what's your favourite piece:

not super devout, but I've got this necklace from elementary school that's a cross with a dove on it that I still wear. otherwise, the owl ring I got a couple years back that I wear as a necklace is the one

a movie others liked but you didn't:

honestly I watch so many movies with my friends nowadays and a lot of them are really bad lmao. I think a recent movie we watched was The Killer and I didn't like it, but it's rated highly for who-knows-why. like it's not even a comedic mess-up, the assassin was just bad at his job and it's not entertaining

three things you love about yourself:

I'm a relatively positive person, or more like I don't have that much hate in my soul. will try to be the best supportive friend you've ever had. and I've got a lot of creative outlets to use!

a place you hope to visit in the future and why:

Japan! I wanna see so many gamer things there. plus the tourist-y landmarks/activities. life-sized gundam is also on the list, if that's still around. and the food! (that I've been seeing because I follow this one guy on YouTube)

an actor that gets on your nerves and why:

the first name that came to mind was Dwayne Johnson for whatever reason, but he's doesn't actually get on my nerves that much

things you're excited about in the near future:

(slowly and surely) getting back to writing!! reviewing some of these games that I've been playing recently, because I've got Opinions on some of them. and getting used to this fancy new limited edition 8BitDo controller that I got. if this was a week ago, I could've said watching my friend finish the main story of Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth, but that's already happened

least favourite ship in a fandom you're in:

again, not really in fandom land so I have no idea about what ships go around.

what's the most toxic fandom you've been in:

as a gamer and basketball fan, those are wildly toxic fanbases. gamers are so mean to the devs (sometimes rightfully so, other times not so much) and to other players. like literal death threats sometimes, it's insane. and then fans of basketball would literally boo their own players at times, like what.

list three things you find beautiful about life:

Space science (thanks Kurzgesagt)! Other people's works (art, writing, games, or otherwise)! Family, friends, and pets!

any dreams for the future:

finishing and publishing any of my works so that people can (hopefully) enjoy the experience I made for them

how are you feeling today?

another day of writing, gaming, etc. but it's grey and gloomy outside and it's sucking like half of my energy away, especially because I need to walk the dog later. and the NBA Trade Deadline is at 3pm so I might be spending more time than usual paying attention to player movement/trades between teams, especially because my team is Not Good and I'm expecting them to make moves this deadline.

no pressure tagging @talesfromaurea, @moonluringfrost, @ettawritesnstudies, and sleepy friend already tagged @oh-no-another-idea and @drippingmoon, but I'll tag as well if you'd like :)

[arpmemething2]

Victorious starters

Send one for my muse’s reaction...   Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

"I like waffles."

"Are you done with your little sabotage game?"

"Is it eating tuna fish on a ferris wheel? ...Cause I did that once, and I threw up on a bird."

"You were invading my privacy!"

"This is a car. The car...of the future!"

"I thought he was homeless."

"You have a pimple under your arm."

"Please go take a shower."

"I was choking on a pretzel!"

"Hey, waddup, girl? You got a numb tongue?"

"So what do you want with us?"

"I just made 2 little girls scream and run away with their cookies."

"I'm gonna grab him and wrestle him to the ground."

"Oh, great, so she gets an A- and I get a broken eye and a black nose"

"DO NOT LICK THE BALLOONS!!!"

"That's not my only plan... Someday I'd like to plant a vegetable garden"

"Yep, I've got the talent and she's got the strong teeth. You know, she's never had one cavity."

"Is that mac and cheese?"

"I get nervous when my brother eats things that aren't food. ...Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet."

"I'm a tutor, and I don't like to talk about things I do at my house!"

"You were with another puppet."

"I've been telling you people she's stupid, but did anyone believe me?"

"She's not supposed to be laughing on the bunny!"

"Is there some reason your brother replaced his seat belt with a rope?"

"I've got a gun!"

"Ok, I believe you! Don't hit me!"

"I squirted hot cheese all over my friend and her current boyfriend, who was my ex-boyfriend, and then I kissed him right in front of her, which I felt really bad about. But then it was okay, 'cause she punched me right in the face."

"You pay extra for the sushi and you pay the extra money."

"Well, you're dressed in sad colors, and you were playing a sad song... oh, and you're wearing a button that says, "I'm sad, ask me why.""

"She threw a rock at me."

"I don't think you can, I'm pretty scrappy."

"Tell your puppet to quit being mean to me!"

"Fish pee, you are drinking fish pee."

"We can only blame the earth."

"Aw, you want me to tickle your tummy?"

"I'll give you this dollar to get to the point."

"That is some juicy coughing and hacking."

"Its going to be the first time she's left the house in six years."

"WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO?!!"

"Hey. Look at the new costume I made. Can you guess who I am?"

"I don't want to be doinked, I'm not ready!"

"Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, because if it is, what button do I push?"

"Shut up! I'm opening a Christmas Present!"

"I AM A POLICE OFFICER!"

"I have a MUSTACHE...and I think I like it."

"Look at my tounge It's massive!"

"I can't handle being trapped like this. We're like animals!"

"We're blondes! Wooo! We're like princesses!"

"I bet SHE'S been stung by a bee."

"How do you know so much about animal hospitals?"

"Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be a blonde?"

"Free hugs! I want to give free hugs!"

"Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs."

"Normal's boring."

"Oh, no, now I'll never win the prison beauty pageant!"

"I don't talk like that!"

"If you don't take your hands off me in two seconds, you won't have hands."

"BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!"

"For so many years I prayed every night to be hotter. (pauses) ...THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!!"

"You don't have to be afraid to put your dreams in action!"

" Look! It's a little...ceramic guitar. I made it at Color me Pot."

"An escaped prisoner crashed through our window and was dragged out by Yerbian soldiers!"

"Who put my dog in a wedding dress?"

"Can I have my trombone back?"

"I thought caffeine makes you vibrate."

"Don't make that face."

"This Hambone battle is really scary."

"I admire how you're never afraid to say what you think."

"Oh, it's you two. I thought I smelled failure."

"You're all suspects."

"Why did you make them leave?"

"Nice piano."

"I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"

"Your mobile phone is once again mobile."

"Try not to talk."

"I use an appropriate amount of ketchup!"

"I don't wanna be gotten!"

"This is kidnapping!"

"SILENCE! I'll get you, my pretty and your little fish, too!"

"How come everyone's being all weird?"

"I spy a fly, with my little thigh!"

"Okay, I can picture me, sitting on a pony, wearing a bright purple hat. I-I was wearing the purple hat, not-not the pony. Do they even make pony hats? Anyway, I was looking fabu!"

"My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!"

"Your daddy know how to shoot a bow and arrow with his foot?"

"Look, I just wanna say you guys make me sick."

"Sweating is gross, so I don't do it."

"I tell you, nothing warms my cockles more than lookin' at this magical pile of baby here!"

"You wanna see a kidnapper?! KIDNAPPER! Let go!"

"NO ONE can kill disco!"

"Oh, come on, for his ten year teaching anniversary you guys don't think he deserves a better present than a one cup coffe maker?"

"Aw, don't be sad, little one. I think your head looks great like that."

"She chewed through our leash!"

"I wanna live! There's things I've never tried! There's things I really, really, really wanna do!"

"You wanna get slapped with a sausage?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, were we all supposed to dress stupid today?"

"She can't get her boobs in the hamburger."

Just drag the body out by the dumpster and don't say nothing to nobody!

"Eat your pants!"

"I was just walking around and I saw this kite stuck in a bush and, and it's broken and someone needs to fix it!"

"What's that supposed to mean?!?!"

"No, this is my mean sister and her rude friend."

"You know, why don't I just lie on the floor so you can start kicking me?"

"Do you have any aspirin?"

"Oh my god!  Underwear that floats!"

"I have a science project due tomorrow. I have to turn in my mold bush."

"I have a mole on my bum shaped as a fish."

"NO! YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!"

"Ok. I'll keep your dirty secret."

"She saw a Rabbi in a bikini eating pancakes"

" So, you just happened to have that wig here in your house?"

"Under "special skills" I put gymnastics and karate, and that made them think I could do stunts."

"What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

"Are those real cheekbones?"

"Why are you rubbing my boyfriend?"

"This one time I ate a hamburger and an hour later I started sneezing but i don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger."

[adobe-outdesign]

thoughts on greavard? 👀 i find it kinda weird that the concept is so similar to litwick. i hope the evolution adds something new to it

Greavard is an interesting guy; certainly not what I expected from a ghost dog. At first, I thought it was too similar to Litwick for its own good, given that it's a ghost type with a candle that has a purple flame that drains the life force of people by being around them. However, I am not opposed to GameFreak revisiting concepts if they can put a unique spin on them, and I'd say this ghost doggo is different enough to be its own thing. I do wish the flame was a different color and I would've liked to see different lore for it than just the life-force draining thing that Litwick's known for, but its got some interesting things going for it beyond that.

What particularly endeared me to it is how it buries itself below ground so only the candle is showing, then pops out to say hi to people:

Outside of probably being reference to the act of placing candles on graves as a sign of remembrance, it's also just a neat mechanic–a dog that buries itself instead of a bone.

And visually, it's a pretty solid design as a whole. I like the briard look (I'm always a sucker for fur that covers the eyes), and the beartrap-style mouth is particularly interesting. It also feels appropriate ghostly thanks to the grey palette.

The only things that bug me about it are that first, the paws are weirdly misshapen? They're super round and have less definition to them than the rest of the body, like it got stung by a bee or something.

And secondly, I do wonder if the head was the best place to put the candle. Take the candle away and its a fairly normal dog, so just slapping it on top of the head feels... obvious, I guess? Like it's not really integrated that well into the design. I could've easily seen the candle as its tail or something that plays off the dog idea; maybe it wags it so hard when meeting someone that it accidentally blows the candle out or something. It's not terrible as-is or anything; it just could be more dynamic.

With all that said: I'm particularly hoping for a cool evolution for this guy. The Litwick line evolves into a candelabra, which doesn't really make sense here as it's a dog and not an object. Ergo, the evolution might play with the concept a bit more and make it feel more distinct from Litwick. Plus there's a ton of potential in a long-haired shaggy ghost dog with candles; maybe the fur becomes dripping wax or something.

Regardless, overall, Greavard is good. I do think the concept could've been integrated into the design a bit more than it is, but this is still a very good boy that I would happily die from petting too much.

[feverdreamerofthestars]

hi guys. below is a list of my favourite snapcube quotes that i think are underrated because they make me laugh really hard

1. "have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, mephiles?"

"that doesn't matter."

2. "that just makes you a beta cuck."

3. "i'm being cursed by chip and dale currently right now"

4. "ahahaha your mom smelling like that must be an actual problem."

5. "alright so now we're gonna take my cocaine remix and put some of the chicken on there WHY ARE YOUR HANDS COVERED IN MILK."

"because i like it that way."

6. "agh... i just remembered a traumatising experience in my past. hang on, i have to stim and i'll feel better"

7. "they say all sorts of CRAZY things. like HAHOOAH. and. WHOAAAA"

8. "IF YOU SAY PLEASE STOP ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS"

9. "come kiss me boy"

10. "let me get a good smell of you little boy."

11. "shadow and sonic would have answered the call. they would have been here to kill me immediately."

12. "also perish."

"okay."

13. "those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog! HOUGH HOUGH HOUGH"

14. "what is 'happening'. how about that."

15. "wh- who just burped DURING MY ANSWER???"

16. "certainly you feel this horrible diminished existence too, jet. i can't be the only one who feels he is less than whole."

17. "was that that anus unnus guy??"

18. "if you throw that at me, i'm gonna flip my god damn lid. MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMM WHY'D YOU DO THAT MMMMMMM"

19. "i'm a talking plank of wood!"

"n... no. die."

20. "okay. i'm on youtube. you know this?"

21. "he's so irish. and great. to me."

"he's irish AND great?"

"i'm really stressed i don't know if you can tell"

22. "you wanna kiss? this is my gun."

23. "yeah i'm gonna get nasty on some. um. uh. uh women. um, look. i'm ju- i'm really scared right now, i'm misogynistic."

24. "are you ready to feel the wrath of god, kid?"

"hahAHAH, oh my GOD, YES!"

25. "DGH SHUT UP. i'm going to kill the next person i fucking see i swear to god"

26. "no no no okay. if you're gonna talk then you're gonna die."

27. "HOAUREAOUROUGH! i just got - sorry. a bee stung me"

28. "i should've known that was gonna leave when i said what it was. like when i called my wife a bitch and she left"

29. "my sin is about to be murdering you. get away from me"

30. "omega's become catholic!"

31. "listen to me. i am in no relationship, i am neither single nor taken. i am a gamer and i am in hell. do you understand me? i rule this land!"

32. "do you know how much of a fucking logistical issue it is when you DESTROY HELL? that's my HOUSE, dude!"

33. "okay. that was, like, awesome; not a sin. you did just waste military money, which is super funny"

[morbidsmenagerie]

Also just because I just reblogged this post and because people have been commenting on my wasp zine all varieties of:

But I have a phobia

Hate them anyway they bite/sting

Bet you've never been attacked by a wasp/spider/ect

If they stay away from me they're fine but as soon as they get close they're dead

I'm just going to! Respond to all of these!

Yes, spiders and wasps can sting or bite you. Bees can sting you. Beetles can bite you. For some reason though there's just a particular, vile hatred towards spiders and wasps. I don't even think people are generally as mad at mosquitoes for biting them, mosquitoes are more considered annoying than "kill it with fire get it away from me" stuff. I'd imagine most of you have been bitten by a dog or scratched by a cat, and yet cat/dog pictures don't get people saying "ew clearly you've never been bitten by one of those or you wouldn't find it so cute".

In most other animals, people understand that there's some level of personal responsibility involved. You got bit by a dog because you invaded its personal space and ignored its warnings, you got bit by mosquitoes because you weren't wearing bug repellant, ect. Obviously you can only minimize your negative interactions with bugs, it's definitely possible for them to get into your house and surprise you, but you can reduce the times this happens by practicing good house keeping. Crumbs, gaps in your windows/doors, trash buildup, ect can all attract bugs which in turn attracts spiders.

No bug "attacked" you. Bugs are not evil, vindictive, or out to get you. They're animals, and relatively simple ones at that. They do not have the capacity to wish you, in particular, harm. A spider runs towards you because it's trying to seek cover, and your shadow looks like a dark place for it to hide out in. Spiders have fairly poor eyesight for the most part and don't even "see" you as a unified thing, most of the time they just realize it's suddenly bright and they're exposed and they feel the vibrations of something very large above them. Wasps fly at you either because you got too close to their hive and they see you as a danger, or because you smell interesting and they want to see if you're food. If they are flying at you to protect their hive, don't try to swat at them, just quickly and calmly move to a safe place. If they're smelling you because they find your smell interesting, freeze and let them sniff around until they determine that you aren't a yummy fruit and fly away. Bees do the same thing! Most people know how to interact with bees though and don't blame the bee if they disturb a nest and get stung.

If you have a phobia, that must be really hard, I'm sorry! But understand that your phobia isn't the bugs fault. The bug isn't trying to scare you, they're just existing. If your phobia is severely affecting your ability to live in a world full of bugs, there are ways you can work on it. I'm not expecting everyone to like bugs, I just want to push for tolerance if possible. I used to be really freaked out by roaches (I lived in South Carolina and we had palmetto bugs) but I decided to actively work on it. I kept hissing roaches, because they were the least roachy roach I knew of, and interacting with them made me much more comfortable with all roaches. I still don't like roaches generally and I don't want them to infest my house, so I just keep good housekeeping practices and try to prevent that from happening. I like hissers now though, and I learned about a lot of other roaches I really like (domino roaches, cryptocercus, honestly a lot of the gyna roaches, and red runners which I also kept for a bit!) I know that is an extreme way to overcome your fear, but learning about and being curious about bugs you are afraid of does help. I used to even not like wasps! What changed my mind was reading about them (especially Endless Forms by Sierian Sumner) and actually learning about how diverse of an order hymenoptera really is. I definitely thought all wasps were the social hive building kind that sting which negatively affected my image of them, but there's so many wasps! That's part of the reason why I made the zine. If looking at pictures of spiders/wasps is too scary, there's books without pictures, or you can just ask some bug enthusiast friends/blogs for interesting facts to start out. Definitely decide how comfortable you are with exposure and don't over do it.

Also if your bug tolerance only extends to bugs that aren't near you, then that could also be something to work on. Bugs do not understand where your personal space meter is, they don't understand this contract you've made for allowing them to live. Bugs are everywhere, and they might end up in your house/room/bed/ect. It's not the bugs fault, and I implore you to try nonlethal removal when possible.

I might make another zine/pamphlet about overcoming bug hatred in general and building bug tolerance, but these are just some of my thoughts.

Also before someone twists my words and misinterprets this post some bugs are a problem! Obviously if your house has a roach/bed bug infestation take care of it! I also smack mosquitoes when they bite me! This is specifically about the wildly disproportionate hatred some bugs (mainly wasps and spiders) get compared to every other bug that could be considered a nuisance or cause damage.

[noyzinerd]

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@princecharmingwinks

@mrkgrl

@wheredidhiseyebrowsgo

@sourmiguel

My Longest Tag: 133 characters

#no lie if you rewatch when scott's talking about his tattoo derek stares at stiles during that whole speech for like 17 whole seconds

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Ancient forest creature: One of your foolish ilk has wandered into our possession.

Derek: *sigh* Of course they have. Which one?

Ancient forest creature: The one that is both incredibly wise yet somehow also immensely dense.

Derek: Surprisingly, that doesn't really narrow it down.

Ancient forest creature: The one that bites indescriminately.

Derek: You're going to have to be way more specific.

Ancient forest creature: The nocturnal goblin created from petty vengeance and indignation on the one day God's back was turned.

Derek: Oh, you mean Stiles.

1,867 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#4

Scott: Please tell me you guys found the witch.

"Stiles": *scowling* You could say that.

"Derek": Oh, Scott! Dude! You're never gonna guess what happ-! *trips down an entire flight of stairs*

Scott:

Scott: No, I feel pretty caught up.

2,076 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

#3

[Stiles and Derek grocery shopping together]

Stiles: Hey, do I like onions?

Derek: Yes.

Stiles: Ok.

Stiles: Wait, which is the one I don't like, again?

Derek: Garlic.

Stiles: Oh yeah!

Stiles: Hate it.

[Later]

Derek: *tries a free sample* Hm. Not bad.

Stiles: *goes in for the same sample*

Derek: You're not going to like it.

Stiles: Why?

Derek: It's got beets in it.

Stiles: *puts sample back* Ooo, good call.

[Even Later]

Stiles: Oh! On our way back, there was this dog that looked exactly like that guy from that movie we saw, like, five years ago.

Scott: What? What guy?

Stiles: You know! From that movie! C'mon, we saw it together! You were there! How do you not remember?

Scott: We've watched tons of movies together! You have to be more specific!

Stiles: Hey, Derek! Who did that dog remind me of today?

Derek, not looking up from his book: Henry Winkler, from Little Nicky, after he got stung by bees.

Stiles: That's the one!

Scott:

Scott:...How the hell-?

2,124 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

#2

The new trailer certainly creates a window to make a plausible explanation for why Stiles isn't there.

I can imagine Scott yelling to bring together the WHOLE pack, because "We're gonna need everyone for this!"

Lydia, being the logically more objective one, chimes in that he's the only one who's seen inside of that thing. If they have any chance of defeating the Nogitsune again, they have to call Stiles.

The sheriff is quiet, but his hand is shaking at his side. The idea of that thing being anywhere near his son makes him sick and cold on the inside. Sheriff Stilinski was there for the night terrors, the fall out, he watched his boy lose his grasp on reality, carried him over to his bed after Stiles fell asleep at his desk after trying to stay awake for days. As much as it feels like he's already zipping his son into a bodybag, he knows they're right. They're right and he's outnumbered here.

Derek watches as the sheriff pulls out his private civilian phone with loose, trembling fingers. Right as he hesitantly starts to dial the number, Derek reaches out and snatches the phone.

"You can't call him."

Surprised, Sheriff Stilinski turns to him and asks "Why not?"

Looking the man dead in the eye, Derek simply says, "Because your phone is broken," and snaps the phone in half.

The whole room is shocked silent.

A moment passes before a teary, absolutely grateful smile spreads across the sheriff's face. "Yeah. I guess it is." And just like that, he leaves, because, well, it can't be helped.

An hour later, and the pack are watching back and forth, like a tennis match, as Scott and Derek continue to argue.

"You're being selfish!"

"I don't care. This town has taken enough from him already. I'm not going to watch as that thing taps him dry." While everyone had been busy grieving Allison, Derek had watched as Stiles forced himself to 'suck it up' and get better, jamming misaligned pieces together and duct taping over the jagged edges, because the pack needed him. He'd been running on empty for so long, looking out for the pack, there was never any room for him to absorb his own trauma before being thrown into some new bullshit. It's time someone finally looked out for Stiles.

As Lydia goes to pull out her own phone, a sweet, still mostly confused, but endearingly well-meaning, Eli immediately swipes Lydia's phone from her hands and smashes it on the ground before looking over at his father for approval, his head cocked to the side with an expression that reads 'Yes? Eli do good?'

Eli's face lights up at Derek's proud smile. If the kid had had a tail, it would have been wagging.

Derek turns back to Scott, undeterred. "Besides, don't you remember how powerful the Nogitsune was when it had Stiles? How do you know that isn't its plan? To lure Stiles to Beacon Hills. You'd be giving it what it wants by bringing him back here."

Scott grits his teeth and clenches his fists, but he concedes.

"Fine." Scott says, "But we should at least tell him about this."

"No! You know how he is. He'll want to get involved. That self-sacrificing asshole will find some way to get himself killed. And facing Allison again after-...You can't. We don't know why she's here or if she's another Nogitsune trick. I'm not putting him in a situation where he might have to kill her."

Stiles could be mad at him later. Derek would gladly take the brunt of that blame. At least there would be a Stiles alive to yell at him, so it didn't matter. As long as he had something to say about it, Derek was never letting Stiles step foot back in this hellhole.

2,193 notes - Posted July 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I feel like my favorite Sterek trope is "Yeah, but I didn't think you would ACTUALLY do it!"

Where Stiles actually does what Derek tells him to do and Derek absolutely hates it. It's a surprisingly versatile trope.

1. Imagine the pack is infiltrated by a shapeshifter. Not only can it look like anyone, it can copy their scent, too. At some point, Derek tells Stiles, "It's too dangerous. Stay in the car." And Stiles just fucking does. Immediately, Derek is dragging him out by the neck, demanding to know where the real Stiles is because "Stiles would never 'stay in the car'. Especially if it was dangerous."

2. Or imagine Stiles is just not having a very good day and during a typical argument at a pack meeting Derek says "If you don't like it, you can just leave." Stiles thinks to himself I don't have to put up with this and walks out the door, leaving a stunned Derek behind.

Later Derek shows up in Stiles' room asking, "Why did you leave?"

"Um, because you fucking told me to?"

"Yeah, but I didn't really want you to go."

"Wha-? Then why the hell did you tell me to leave?!"

"Because you never do what I tell you to! I didn't think you'd actually leave! I thought you'd fight me on it like you fight me on everything!"

"So, you really want me at pack meetings?"

"Of course, I want you there."

"Are you sure? I'm just going to disagree with everything you say."

"I know," Derek says quietly, "That's why I want you there."

3. OR! Imagine that after dealing with the Nogitsune, Stiles stops talking. Not completely, he'll answer questions or relay information about cases, but he doesn't ramble. He doesn't yammer or rant. He doesn't get passionate anymore.

And it absolutely destroys Derek inside, because, as annoying as he could be sometimes, when Stiles talked, he was animated. He was excited and full of life.

It reminds him of the dead quiet after the fire. A whole house of bustling people, suddenly hushed. It's a silence so loud it makes his ears ache. It honestly hurts.

Derek sneaks into Stiles' room one night to confront him about it when it gets to be too much.

"Talk."

"What?"

"Talk. I need you to talk to me."

"About...what?"

"Anything. It doesn't matter. Tell me about your day. Tell me about what you ate this morning. I don't care, just talk."

"Why?"

"You've been too quiet, lately. It's driving me crazy."

Stiles huffs. "You're the one that's always telling me to shut up. I would've thought that you'd be overjoyed."

Derek scowls hard, shaking his head. "It's too quiet. I can't stand it. I just...tell me something I don't know...Please."

Stiles bites at his lip, hesitant and unsure, before opening his mouth. "Um...I...I was thinking of getting new shoes lately?"

Derek nods, trying for encouraging. A tenseness in the muscles of his chest slowly begins to loosen. "Tell me about that."

"Uh...okay."

They sit there across from each other. Derek continuing to ask questions about Stiles' life. About what movies he's seen, what books he's read, what college he's looking into.

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2,216 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

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[hearty-an0n]

congrats on da win soda pop, wishing you a speedy recovery! (but good lort i'll tell ya seeing the dog that got stung by a bee post with no context had me worried i thought you got hit by a car lol)

gonna be so honest it feels like i got hit by a car. or maybe a truck. but thank u sm!!!

[ellies-cycling-notes]

Day 21: Grand Ledge to Kalamazoo

Distance Covered: 70.69 miles

Total Time (including rests): 7:06 (8:17am-3:23pm)

Time spent riding: 5:29

Average Speed: 12.9 mph

Apples Eaten: 4 (fuji - 7/10, honeycrisp - 7.5/10, honeycrisp - 7.5/10, honeycrisp - 7.5/10)

Another mostly boring ride today. I'm kinda glad the trip is coming to an end, if just for the fact that I'm running out of ways to describe the ride. Biking across Michigan was much more hilly than the last several days, but still flat enough that I never had to switch to the small gear in front. It was almost completely on paved roads, with the small bit on a dirt road being the best dirt road I've been on. It was kinda cool when I started the ride, but it got hot relatively quickly, and by the time I was really into the ride I was greatly looking forward to the portions of shade.

I had a slight tailwind from the north, which was a nice contrast to yesterday's headwind. The tailwind ended up being slightly problematic, because it meant I was going to arrive at the campsite before the 3:00pm check-in. To remedy that, I ended up taking an extra long lunch break, but it still felt like a waste. Today's ride took me on a lot of high-speed state roads, but luckily most of them were either lacking in cars or had a wide shoulder. I spent a tiny bit of the ride near the end on a bike trail, but it was such a short distance that it didn't really impact the feeling of the ride.

I took 2 breaks, at about 25 and 50 miles into the ride. I had a bite to eat (PB&Js as usual) at both stops, but they were both just off the road with a little shade, so they weren't that interesting. As mentioned earlier, the second of those rests was rather long, just so that I wouldn't arrive at the campsite too early.

Small Notes

Train crossing - I've crossed many train crossing and seen many trains on this bike ride, but today was the first time I actually had to stop at a train crossing because of a train coming by

Lost dog - shortly after my first break, a car stopped near me and the driver asked if I had seen a dog running past. Unfortunately, I hadn't, so I couldn't help them with their search for their lost dog.

Bee sting? - at some point on the ride, I heard a buzzing noise behind my head. It didn't disappear when I kept riding, so I thought a bug or something might be flying with me. I waved my hand behind my head, and felt something in my hair. I tried to pull it out, and when I did, I felt a sharp (but small, probably a 1 or 2 out of 10 on the pain scale) pain in my thumb. The thing in my hair fell out and I didn't get to see what it was, and my thumb stopped hurting after 15 minutes or so, so I don't think it was actually a bee, but rather some other bug, but at that moment, I was pretty certain I had just been stung by a bee or wasp.

Pavement Notes (continued)

Here's a continuation of yesterday's notes on types of pavement, this time focusing on paved roads.

Sidewalk - a normally smooth type of pavement, except for a line crack every meter or 2, making it slightly different than just riding on smooth pavement.

Bike Trail (perfect) - when you have a paved bike trail, the pavement is usually rather smooth with no issues you have to pay attention to when riding.

Bike Trail (ruptured) - sometimes, the bike trail will have "seam lines" that come up on the pavement, like the pavement on either side of the line was pushed together. This pavement is usually nice, but you have to be careful with the seam lines/ruptures, as they can cause bumpiness or even flat tires if you go too fast over them.

Grainy Pavement - this is a type of road pavement, where the asphalt feels loose like gravel, even if it isn't. It can be rocky to ride on for both cars and bikes. It's most commonly found as the shoulder of a road which is mostly a different type of pavement.

Rough Pavement - I don't know really how to describe the next 3 categories of pavement, I just think it's important to note that there is a difference between the 3 when on a bike, even if they all feel very similar in a car. On this pavement, your bike tends to "bump along" while you ride.

Middling Pavement - on this pavement, the bike doesn't really bump, but the seat might shake a little, such that if you stay sitting too long on this type of road, you'll end up feeling very uncomfortable.

Smooth Pavement - best of the best, no blemishes, feels like you're riding on a frictionless surface.

Needs-Repairs Pavement - can be combined with any type of pavement (most commonly grainy or rough pavement), and with it there are a lot of potholes, as well as places where the pavement is at slightly different levels, like a partial fix has been made, but the pavement hasn't been completely redone. Common to see on less-well-kept roads in cities.

Design Notes

Don't have much in the way of design notes today. Just have mentions of a few games and what my next plans for them are, if any. This is mostly just repeating information from previous days and is basically just notes for myself, so it might not make much sense, but it was what I thought about today.

Characters, Inc - want to create item generation system, rebalance ability scores, change quest lengths

Time Loop - figure out how to have a small scale working prototype

Grid Delver - lots to do. First, a remake of the original, then create the framework for the new version.

Cardcasting - two directions I could see my self going: (1) work on the world building; (2) work on specific spells, as well as general ideas for spells

This is all. I have only 2 more days of riding left, after which I'll probably make a Post-Ride post, but the blogging is almost over!

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[cruger2984]

[Interrogation part 1] Rei: So today, Koga's going to be wearing a shock collar. And I'm going to administer a lit detector test. And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung. (shocks Koga) Koga: (screams) Jesus, man! Rei: Look, Koga. You don't have to feel that again as long as you tell the truth. Koga: Okay, but... Rei: Come on. Alright. (clears throat) What is your name? Koga: Koga Oogami. Hideo: Okay, next question, Koga. Are you really allergic bees? Koga: Yes. Rei: (reads the lie detector) Oh, boy, I think he told a porky. Koga: (gets shocked) Ow! I'm fucking allergic to bees, man. I got tested by doctors! (gets shocked again) Stop it! Rei: What? Koga: Just for a second. Just let me figure some things out. Okay? Rei: Okay. (takes out a bottle of honey) I got to get out of this thing. Koga: Oh, come on! Rei: This will keep you immune to the bees. (pours honey onto Koga's head) Koga: Are you fucking kidding me right now?! I am trapped. And you are putting honey on me. AND SALMON?! Rei: Yeah. Koga: What are you doing?! Rei: Koga, please relax. Koga: (barks and howls like a feral dog) Rei: You're making this much worse on yourself than it needs to be. Koga: No, it not much worse, it is that worse. Please. Rei: No. Koga: Now I'm stuck in a room. Everyone's going to leave. Lights out. (realizes) The fucking honey is in my eye! (sees the door opened) Oh, shit. (bear grunts and sees Koga) Koga: (sees the bear) Oh, my God.

[mj0702]

Hi lovely writer , my best friend and her gf kidnapped me and took me with them to a vacation 😭. I am third wheeling so hard , I didn't even want to go with them , but my friends feel i am a disaster to everyone around me , help . They are doing so lovey dovey shit and I want to vomit. I got stung by a bee for climbing a tree and had to spend time in the er. My friends since then has not allowed me to leave them. Help me writer. I don't want to see their sappy shit.

How is your writing going ? Will bb get to one last chaos before going to camp ?

bahahahaha 🤣🤣 forced vacation.... I feel you third-wheel anon

I advise a spray bottle with cold water... always when they do things you don't like just spray them with the cold water... worked with my dog when he was younger too ...🤣🤣

ONE last chaos? yeah... yeah let's say one 🤣😉

keep me updated on the third wheeling luv ❤️