#i fell in love twice

[artist-rat]

nothing new, just average skyrim experience

[jyn-andors]

This has probably already been said, but considering Cal is now working with the Hidden Path, does that mean he met Quinlan Vos at some point?

Because can you imagine how funny Quinlan’s reaction to Cal and Merrin would be?

Cal: Master Vos! It’s an honour to meet you! This is Merrin. She’s my girlfriend :) Quinlan: Girlfriend?? That’s not very Jedi of you- *sees Merrin is a Nightsister* Ah nvm bro, I completely understand.

[daikunart]

@negrowhat here we go again

[mazzystar24]

If you guys know my blog by now you’ll know that I will latch onto random shows/movies like a leech and will sometimes connect them for funsies in my brain

So

I still don’t know what bones/booths ship name is so ignore that but I’ve just (I’m on like last ep of season 2 ) started watching bones and I can’t stop with the buddie parallels in my brain

1. Ex soldier (Eddie for 911 and booth for bones)

2.with a complicated relationship with his ex

3. who at one point slept with her repeatedly after they’d broke up

4. who he also shares a kid with

5. Not confirmed in canon outright but definitely implied neurodivergent character (buck, who definitely has ADHD and Temperance Brennan who’s definitely autistic)

6. Neither of whom understand most pop culture references

7. Both of which are constantly given lectures by friends about how they run head first into danger

8. Both of which also know a lot of random facts (granted with bones it’s more purpose serving😭😭)

9. Also both were lied to by their parents their entire lives and said parents forced an older sibling who at the time was still only a child to promise not to tell them anything about this secret

10. Both have abandonment issues as a result of that

11. This parallel I pointed out before in their respective hospital scenes and them wishing it was them instead

12. Booth digging Bones out with his bare hands when she was buried alive and buck trying to dig Eddie out of the mud when he was buried alive

13. Both Bones and Buck having a love interest leave to travel the world

14. Both ships are like workplace romance, slightly enemies- mostly a spat- to friends to lovers (for one at least is canon), also the same vibes of both are coworkers and “partners” who act not how normal work partners or friends act (and get called on it by outsiders)

There are probably more but I’m tired and can’t think but yeah so many parallels and yet only one is canon😔 collecting this as evidence that if one side of buddie were female making the ship heterosexual then they’d have been canon ages ago

[skinnedred]

i need him

[aurora-cycle]

fun fact: the line "together we are never gonna fall" in best of you from nerdy prudes must die is a reference to the 2016 musical spies are forever where joey richter's character quite famously falls!

[miss0atae]

How to diffuse an argument with your partner (A guide by Tai from World 2):

Sometimes you may end up in a relationship with the doppelganger of your dead partner.

First rule you need to follow, try to avoid mentioning your previous lover:

Otherwise you'll end up in a situation you would have prefer to avoid:

"It Was At This Moment He Knew… He Fucked Up"

If you couldn't avoid this very awkward situation, you will need to reassure your lover about how important they are for you:

However, the fateful question may come:

You will get many possibilities to answer, but if you are as smooth as Tai you can answer (which is not always the right answer if you're not in a poly relationship):

The counter attack may come right after, so be ready:

You don't want to disappoint your significant other, so there is only one answer possible now:

Ta-da! If you call them babe and praise them, as they always wanted, you will effectively diffuse any arguments.

[malignedaffairs]

Why is no one talking about the way Morgott knocks the tip of his stave on the floor to emphasize the breaks in his speeches!

[cerealbishh]

Just you and me, and I could be part of your world

[lanayrutower]

this keeps me up at night btw.

[usedupshiver]

Isshin as described by others: wise, legendary badass

Isshin in person: takes one look at you and names you after an old inside joke only he finds funny

[impatentpending]

[awakens from my thousand year slumber] pseudo-tangled au inspired by Crowley insisting Gabriel can't go outside — Beelzebub, knowing that Gabriel is somewhere in the bookshop, goes to scope things out before Shax's invasion, and runs into Jim, Aziraphale's clueless, idiotic, cute human (?) assistant.

Jim, wanting to see The Outside, but scared from Crowley and Aziraphale's warnings, promises Beez that he'll help them find Gabriel (he probably thinks Gabriel is a type of book, especially since Beelzebub never seems to hear him when he tells them people call him Gabriel) if they can safely show him The Outside.

After eluding a frantic Crowley and Aziraphale, running from the police (how was Jim supposed to know he couldn't just walk out of places with Shiny Things??), seeing the strange and wonderful things The Outside has to offer, dancing at a Human Music Festival, getting Jim better clothes, and Jim somehow saving Beelzebub from being tracked down by heaven, Beelzebub finds themself reluctantly charmed by the silly, strange human (??)

Especially since something about him seems so familiar...

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HELLUVA BOSS EP.8 SPOILERS!

Beelzebub is HOT 🔥

[bosspigeon]

when i was a 15 year old egg i discovered the game Dragon Age: Origins bc a high school friend (a true cishet ally) told me about a video game in which you could be gay

i grew up poor and in the conservative south, so i had no game consoles other than nintendo ones, and every computer i had access to was a "Family Computer" that was in a heavily trafficked room that i had to share with everyone in the house. on top of that, if i asked for video games, my stepmom (number 3) would be upset at me for not asking for something more "mature" (read: feminine)

i didn't get to actually play the game until i was 18

that didn't stop me from watching all the gameplay videos i could find, from furiously trawling the wiki for content, and hunting down all the romance scenes with one specific character while constantly looking over my shoulder for my grandparents or siblings, because i didn't want anyone to see me watching no just Awkwardly Animated "Sex" Scenes Set To Weird Music, but Gay Awkwardly Animated "Sex" Scenes Set To Weird Music

that character was, of course, Zevran Arainai, and years before i was able to play the game and "meet" him myself, i kept the tab for his romance wiki page open in the browser in my computer class, on the desktop in my grandparents' den, peruse it in the dark of the night on the tiny screen of my shitty little 2009 slide phone

by the time i could actually play the game, i knew every decision i'd make, and i could run through Zevran's romance from start to finish with my eyes closed.

And now, once again, I sit here, furiously obsessing over a pretty fictional elf rogue, gnashing my teeth and chewing at the bars of my prison (no gaming pc or console) and furtively watching gameplay and romance videos and trawling his yet-incomplete wiki page in all my spare moments, even when i shouldn't be (at work) and maniacally plotting out how i will handle his romance when a fickle god finally grants me the means to make a little pixel man to kiss his stupid, smug little pixel face

time is a flat circle

[kurtcobainsgreencardigan]

pau mccartney

@theladyinwhite13 LOOK ITS US!! YOU (RINGO) AND ME (PAU MCCARTNEY!!!

[lilyharvord]

I need people to understand that my hyperfixation ships are limited to one thing: a man who is usually in full control of himself meeting 1 woman and losing complete and utter control over absolutely everything he does.

I just like to watch when they go full feral for a woman who could literally chew them up and spit them out, but choses to let them stick around because I don't know, it's nice to have someone carrying their bag or whatever.