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[palehottubchild]

what i like about the secret history is you can tell exactly who 'got' the book and who didnt by the reviews. and im not trying to be snobby or something here if yhe book's not your cup of tea thats totally fine more power to you!! its just funny that the reviews are always either 5 star, greatest read ever, this book caused me physical reactions and i havent slept in 3 days. OR its a 1 star, the book started off great but fell off after the first part, too long and rambly, the focus is on the wrong things too much on the characters not enough on the actual plot. and like, thats kind of what i love about it? the fact that if you read the book like Richard is characterised, if you read the book for the romanticised life of secluded classics students, for the dark academia of it all, then its going to be a shitty read for you! what i personally like about it is that every single character is messed up, every single character is a 'bad person' in a way and the way the idealised romanticised aesthetics are built up meticulously during the first part only to then be brought crashing down in the worst way possible is part of what, to me, makes it such a good book.

And dont get me wrong, i came for the dark academia as well. I bought it because of moodboards and edits and a glowing review about 'this amazing dark academia book' from one of my best friends. I came for all that, but i stayed because of the clearly distorted reality. The fact that you can see more and more clearly in the second part that the entire reality we think we are in is made up imagined and idealised by richards obsession with the aesthetics and i love that its so clearly reflected in the reviews because like. Yes thats The Point!

[smilingangel582]

Hey hey hey... I wanna bully our little scara -oopse I mean wanderer aka I renamed him to "Mochi" ain't that cute!

Thanks to the recent hoyofair someone gave me the idea to name him Mochi

But I'll be calling him wanderer... anyway enjoy hehe

Warning spoilers for Sumeru

A weakness?

Now, Aether likes to team up with many. He even has the audacity to call our all four archons to help him in commisssions and abyss trials.

Heck... Ei and Nahida seemed game too and Aether had no trouble teaming up with anyone.

"Worthless as expected"

Although a certain someone seemed too difficult to handle... more difficult than Xiao supposedly...

"I told you..." Wanderer elevated from the ground now, landing his wind blades perfectly striking the treasure hoarders who now fled from the new threat, "Be direct and don't hesitate... sucker..."

Aether is just sick of him now. At least Xiao opened up to him more as time went by. Wanderer just gets on his nerves a lot.

"Alright, but can you just be a little calm... nicer too, " Aether said, suddenly feeling irritated too. Blue eyes shifted away, and he grumbled, "It's not my fault you are weak"

"Mochi~, please... aren't u being too mean?" He tried to tease him to lighten up the mood, Wanderer seems too bitter to acknowledge that, so he ignored him."Whatever... can't stoop to your level ...let's finish this quickly"

Aether growled "You little..."

Smirking wanderer folded his arms. "What? You would rather have me sugar coat it and mince my words? I apologize. " he rolled his eyes sarcastically."But try and keep up...!"

Muttering Aether rolled his eyes "Rude..."

Of course Katherine as always return them their commission rewards and Wanderer folds his arms saying "Alright if that's all I'll be taking my leave-"

"Hold it, Hat guy," giggling Aether grabs his shoulders. "Let's hang out a little at the teapot... come on, you need to lighten up,"

Growling "No need I'm busy..."

"With...?"

Clearing his throat he looks away "Non of your business... so find someone else to -aaaah!"

Swirling into a sudden shift of atmosphere he knew he's being forced to enter this dumb teapot. Unbelievable, he thought and Aether grins "Come on... let's have some tea as we chat..."

To say Aether is merely annoying isn't enough. He's too troublesome. Wanderer would definitely find his company too energy wasting but also... leaving this guy alone might see wrong too. Especially after helping him ascend a lot.

He kinda felt like he owe to the traveler. Paimon was absent and that's a plus point.

"Anyway... I've been meaning to ask, " Wanderer says," Now sipping yhe tea that's brewed instantly "why do you want to chat with me? After everything we never ended on good terms either"

Aether silently drinks and then sigh "Alright that old charade... you are naive, Mochi..."

Raising an eyebrow he watched Aether scoot closer to him now leaning forward with a smirk "OK who was the guy who asked me to name him?"

Bingo, Aether grins, he blushed at that.

"Then who was the guy who gave me a lovely present on my birthday...?"

"Lesser lord Kusanali bribed me into it-"

"-And yet you didn't leave after knowing you were bribed?" Cutting in fondly and Wanderer tried his best to hide the warmth spreading on his cheeks and looks away with a stubborn huff, folding his arms "Well... think what you may... but there's no way I admit to anything"

"Aw Mochi your blush just gives it away" Aether grins poking his checking making the anemo user let out a pettish immature and yet indignant scoff "It doesnt!"

"It does..." Aether pokes his nose.

"No it didn't" swats his hand now and Aether poles his stomach grinning "It does..."

"Hey..." Yelps as the poke sent an electrifying spread on his stomach, fluttering like multiple wings chaotically dancing in him.

"Oh?" Intrigued, Aether pokes his ribs now "Are you ticklish?"

"No... absurd... why would you consider that possibility?" He backs off regardless of his words and Aether readying himself with two pointer fingers like they are guns "I don't know... but it's a possibility alright..."

"Get away from me... k-knos your place!" He threatens now eyes widening when Aether pounce on him, two fingers wiggling but not touching yet."Tickles will be your place!"

"Hehe wait! Noho!" He already feels giggles slip from his lips and Aether is tranced by it, he only has two wiggling fingers on his sides and its already making Wanderer crazy.

"Cute... I wish i done this sooner" he pokes mercilessly on his ribs and beams at the squeal of indignant protests from the former all mighty god.

"AHAHA Shihit gehehet ahahawaaay!" He curls back "Dohont...! Stahahahap!"

"Don't stop? OK... then, " Aether teases when Wanderer groans through his giggling. He notices its ten fingers wiggling under his robes now and squirms with giggles that are uncharacteristic.

Genuinely Aether grins "Your giggles are adorable... Kittenish and cute... you should laugh more"

Aether feels every attempt of Wanderer's fists trying to punch his way out but its aimless and he can't even concentrate to fly away. This ticklish technique in poking and scribbling is killing him.

"Cuhuhut ihihit out! Hahaha ihihit... stahahap!"

Grinning, an idea as he kneads his hips like a dough "Stop doing what... Mochi?"

"Tihihihickling mehehehe yohohou lohohow lihihife!"

"Oh, you want more? Sure... coming right up" he squeezes his knees, and Wanderer realises how much power tickling has over him. His whines for falling for the oldest trick in the book and shrieks "OK! Ohohok, yohohou idiot! Stahahap ihihit! Seheheheriously!"

Aether hums but pausing his attack to only push him down with his hands. "Hmm, say you like hanging out with me and ill consider..."

Wanderer widened his eyes and hesitated "Ihihi... uh..." but squeaks when Aether latches on to his thighs and giggles without Aether tickling him "Last chance... or I'll tickle you till you go crazy"

"Ahaharchons wahahit... OK ok! Mahahaybe hanging out with yohou isn't bahahad? -ahaha eek!" The shrilled noise from Wanderer when Aether reached to touch his ears made him giggle "Aha hilarious... I can't take you seriously..."

"OK I like hahahangjng out with you!" He scrunched his neck when Aether trails his fingers on his neck and ears "ahaha I said it i said I SAID IT!"

Cruelly but playfully gentle, Aether doesn't stop and hums "Hmm maybe after tickling you a bjt"

"BUHUHUT YOU SAHAHAID YOULL STAHAHAP!

"Bleh" mocking his own raspberry aether snickers "I said consider... so I considered..."

"IHIHI WIHIHILL KILL YOHOHOU!" He shrieked bloody murder and Aether honestly stopped to laugh properly at the sounds Mochi had let out through the tickle session.

"Oh archons... you sounded like being hit by the electro archons lightening there" he laughed till his own cheeks flushed as Wanderer's

The latter gasps now glaring but involuntary giggling to lighten the effect "Yohou ahahre cruhuhuel... I hahate you."

Playfully he shoves his shoulders and Wanderer falls to the side effortlessly. Aether sighing as he had been laughing as hard as Wanderer "OK Mochi...this is why I like going with you... cute and very serious"

Blushes more Wanderer turns away "W-whatever... just admit that I'm strong enough for... uh these things"

"Alright alright... you are" Aether waves his hands in surrender but adds with a playful finger sliding up Wanderer's back "But not strong enough to deal with a little tickling"

"Ah!" He shrieks at the sudden sensation and turns his back away from him glaring at him still blushing "Don't you dare! I'll-I uh I'll chomp you down like a -a shrimp masala curry!"

"Yah yah but I'll tickle you before you could" Aether giggles and takes his hat running off with loud bouncy laughs "Hehe!"

Wanderer smirks now, feeling light and happy. "Oh? Come here, you lowly traveler, and feel the wrath of the former god!"

To say Aether didn't expect revenge is a lie... he wanted things to escalate like this perhaps... although maybe he's more tolerable than before.

"Bow your head!" While tickling Aether's sides.

Or maybe his attitude still stinks, but it's adorable. Despite being an offhand aggressive jerk, he can also display softness and cuteness...

[broodingheroine]

tmagp 12 thoughts

getting off?? sounds fun

tea....... coming back to our roots

oh sam u awkward awkward man. you had so much rizz before this.

hell yeah celia way to take the reins

oh no alice just witnessed all of that

oh yeah you're totally done with magnus stuff

THE GLITCH WHEN HE LIED HAHAHA

norris <3

oh a super recent one

wait is this gonna be the bonzo victim. it has to be right?

oh god this is a STATEMENT. the ones where people are telling a story always get me.

mr bonzos on his way????? fuck that so hard

HE RIPPED HIS ARMS OFF????

INTO HIS MOUTH?????? WHAT IN YHE EVER LIVING FUCK

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD??????

yk I'm used to body horror from mag stuff but this level of violence is new

HE ATE THE BODY???

ew norris's voice changing to say bonzo was NOT it thanks

the music rn is definitely doing it's job

"I go by alice now actually" ur SO funny oh my god

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW ALICE

it's gonna be a joke

alice for the love of FUCK

okay so like what in the actual shit is happening

pretty much confirmation that the oiar is around to nurture fears to presumably feed an entity

I feel like the types of fear are vague enough that it supports my theory of all the entities blurring together into one after the end of tma

kinda running with the idea that tmagp is about the extinction and that it's just the blurred lines where all the fears meet. considering all the extinction statements we heard in tma were kind of amalgamation of diff entities I think it's a p solid theory but who knows.

that's abt it. this one was a lot. can't believe mr bonzo is going to be this important of a character.

[stormynightstorytime]

"Refugee."

The head of the household called, not even sparing her a glance as his eyes were still trained on today's newspaper.

"Yes Reiji?"

She responded softly, obviously fatugied. He clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"That's sir Sakamaki to you."He hissed, quickly sighing after. Calmly returning to his newspaper.

"No matter, I have another task for you."He says, gently tapping the end of his paper on the table then neatly folding it and positioning it exactly, on the vorner of his coffee table.

"The demon's fair is happening tonight and due to some horrid and troublesome law my father had to pass, I have to dismiss our maids and butlers early."

He says rubbing his temples in clear annoyance.

"Luckily they don't get out until dinner is served this however, leaves the issue of clean up. After dinner I trust that you will have finished cleaning all the pots, pans, plates, and cutlery before bed."He states, taking a sip of his tea to better quell his annoyance at the situation. His eyes close and his nose takes in the smell of freshly brewed tea.

A calm takes over him before it was rudely interrupted by a mocking grumble."What was that? You seemed to have something to tell me as of this moment."

He says as his eyes shoot open, brows furrowed and hands interlocked with each other as he rested his head on them.

Perhaps to stop himself from slapping her for her insolence, a restraint he later found useless.

"My name is Victoria."

She said, anger seething out her teeth."

You seem to have forgotten that, and you may have also forgotten that not only have I cleaned the manor, top to bottom, I have also iron all of you and your brothers' clothes, all while I have yet to be given blood and was continually attacked with your rothers various advances. After all that you'd think a little rest is vhelmly under compensation!"

She screamed, Reiji took a deeep breath and stood from his chair. He slowly walked towards her. Standing a small distance away before taking a fist to the collar of her neck and a hand to her bandaged chest.

Victoria yelps in suprise and pain. Reiji grabs her by the chin and forces her to meet his gaze, his eyes glistening with red and anger.

"Perhaps **you** forget."He starts."You only reside here due to my mercy. Should I ever find any fault in your work I would have no qualms parting with a random vampire who suddenly appeared bleeding at the chest from another dimension."

He growls applying more pressure to her chest and causing her more and more pain. Her eyes filled with tears and her mouth filled with whimpers. Then he suddenly lets go. Causing her to fall harshly on yhe ground.

"Now, can I count on you to cleanup before dinner?"

He asks, fixing his cuffs and ridding his attire of any dust. Victoria stays on the ground groaning in pain. Her wound re-opened and the blood spilling all over ghe floor.

"Yes Sir Sakamaki."

She manages to whisper out, Reiji lets out a satisfied hum and turns to the door to leave.

"I shall be off to see that dinner preparations are in order. Who knows if one of those idiotic triplets got in and threatened the staff to change tonight's course."

He says stopping at the door.

"You shall recieve dinner, **after** you finish **all** your tasks for tonight."

And with that Reiji leaves the room with Victoria bleeding on the floor.

(Asks are now open for Victoria, either direct[talking to her] or indirect[asking for a scenario to be done] are now open. Once again no NSFW. Thank you and good night.)

[gloopdimension]

spill the tea on hasbin ☕

okay.

The characters themselves

angel - ill be honest hes one of the best in the cast For Me Personally hes very fun. butthe scene where he talkd abt why he gets drunk to escape his issues is just so ... it didnt Feel good. like its leaving jothing up to yhe audience to figure out Humm Why Does He Do This? also the song right after where its all about how hes a loser for it(????) was a bit shit concept wise. how is he a loser. unless if the menaing of thr song is Literal like hes Lost a Lot then i will stand corrected. but the song still kind of pisses me off sjfjsjndd

nifty - pisses me off. shes irritating. naught more but comic relief

husk - I like his voice but the way he reads everyones issues out loud Also leaving nothing up to the aufience to figure out is so boring. Gee thanks bro(DONT LET ME FORGET TO BE MAD ABT THE USAGE OF "DADDY ISSUES)

charlie - pisses me off. shes irritating. I look like a misogynist but the way shes written pisses me off. shes so Infuriatingly merciful even as angels are reigning down on the hotel actively endangering Her People Which She Cares About Soo Much. (DONT LET ME FORGET TO BE MAD ABT THE FIGHT SCENE)

vaggie - shouldve named her maggie. way too easy to say faggie. She doesnt really piss me off shes the most tolerable really aside frm angel and someone else ill get to. I wish she was more emotional about GETTING HER WINGS BACK. like THATS A PRETTY BIG THING DUDE. viv sacrifices super important things like this for either comedic relief or to make things Cool. also she has the most unfitting singing voice ive ever fucking heard. oh my god please get someone else to sing for her PLEASE we dont need mirabel de encanto to sing for VAGGIE. also airs out her issues levaing no abiguity.

charlie- Oh my god. She pisseI WAS ABOUT TO WRITE ANOTHER CHARLIE SECTION BC I COMPLETELY FORGOT I ALREADY DID. She makes me so mad i was abt to write two parts.

pentious - hes cute. most consistent out of everyone. Comedic relief. Hate how his death was handled that pissed me off.

Who else... idk ill get to the writing and pacing

alasto4r- He pisses me off. i hate his deisgn i hate how red he is i hate how hes supposed to be black but hes the whitest son of a bitch ive ever seen. hes inconsistent hes out of xharacter (that little feud with lucifer, he wouldnt say Fuck You he'd top it off with a quirky quip so that he IN HIS OWN WORDS "ALWAYS IN CONTROL") he PISSES ME OFF

emily- shes cute. because shes just charlie.shes literally just charlie with her colors inverted.

sera- very original namecertaintly not derived from Seraphim. shes fine.wish she had locs instead of shirley temple curls

fat nuggets- i cheer in joy at hlthe very sight of him.

the fight against the angels was so anticlimactic. it was so boring. sr pentious being killed sucked yes but did the characters rly have to cease all operation in a VERY HIGH INTENSITY ENVIRONMENT to mourn? they all should have been killed then and there for their inattention. rookie mistake. i wish charlie did way more than just shoot fucking fireworks.

The pacing is ALL OVER THE PLACE. the way the show depicts the passage of time is incredibly unclear.

[artsylizzy82]

Fire Emblem stufs

I'm back with yet another fandom 💖 how many more of these can I stuff in my brain? Idk but I like these stinky guys and i thinka bout Dimileth my beloveds at least once a day yes iam one of those people who projects on to them bc i both want to kiss and be them so bad Anywayz I am god awful at Three Houses so I stopped playing it but once Three Hopes came out i could finally make some progress and get to know these characters more now that I get to beat up a buncha guys instead of playing chess with tgem. Im jist a stupid little guy U think I know how to do that. The answer is no. I cried of frustration every time I got so close to finishing a battle but lost at the last second after 2 hours of struggling to make decisions. U can't make me do that all over again. Yhe only thing that kept me trying to play that gamr was attempting to persuade Dimitri to have tea with me every day and then he didn't even want to expect one time and that was the last thing I ever did in the game. Ok I'll try to stop rambling now I hope u like these. If u couldn't already tell Blue Lions is my favorites and Golden Deer is also cool I guess. I'm doing all 3 houses at once on 3 different files it's kinda crazy. Once I get to a certain point in one file I do it again in yhe next and the next. Shez is funny and I also project onto them bc I like beating up guys and purple is my favorite color . Ok goodbye congrats if u read all this sorry for crusty art I m

[mallowmaenad]

my new political ideaology is that I get a device called the dipshit detector that removes self-important white people’s ability to use cellphones for 1 month and I don’t fucking care if this is a fascist dictatorshit i actually would turn joe biden into joe woke and donald trump into pronoun trump if i see one more loud mouthed straighty act like their opinion fucking matters im introducing their shy 9 year old son to my little pony i cant fucking take this shit yes fuck it throw republicans in concentration camps they’re practically begging for it they wont shut the fuck up about how theyre gonna be hunted down and killed wish granted bitch blam blam its wabbit season bitch im sick of liberals im sick of voting im sick of norway if youre even slightly uncomfortable around gay people you should be set on fire black power asian power jewish power latino power and i fucking mean it im not just buying the stupid 30$ tshirt on fckhate.com the worst thing to ever happen in american history is abraham lincoln not publicly executing every confederate general and outlawing slavery full stop we literally live in starship troopers we are trapped in a shitty gmod half life dark rp server yeah I do think you’re basically a terrorist if you go to disney land and i also think that if the first words out of your mouth when the rustbelt gets set on fire is “those dirty rednecks deserve it” ill show you a fucking redneck you fucking yank prick you fucking racist i wish hilary clinton would explode on live tv charitys are fucking fake theyre as fake as those cardboard towns in north korea oppenheimer was a limpdick pussy and fallout is becoming a game franchise that fetishizes the mass genocide of asians and i want todd howard pinned under a large rock for it spec ops the line wasn’t ugly enough there is a conspiracy started by the cosmetics, nutrition and fashion industry in collaboration with the upper class descendants of fucking typhoid “moneybags” marys to fool the masses that fat people aren’t hot as fuck. My body and mind and soul degrade with the week because of yhe shit ass menial labor yhey made me do and the fucking lead in gasoline and world war 1 started a chain reaction of fathers beating their kids and wives because it’s cheaper to buy a gun than go to therapy because we’re fucking warhammer orks without any of the endearing mental stupidity we live in mordor. we live in fucking mordor. it literally does not matter who is president our two political parties are Nazis and Neo-Nazis bernie sanders was the closest thing to a centrist this country has ever seen. capitalism grinds up joy into a paste to divvy out on 500$ gucci toothpicks public urination should be legal rent is theft corporations are agents of satan who is jesus christ who is not jesus of nazareth jesus christ is the poster boy of white supremacy i fucking hate Hamilton white people should listen to MORE rap i want to get my dick sucked at a death grips concert. Laundromats and burger joints where you can get a meal for 5$ are far more important than police stations and walmart. pop anarchists want to personally confiscate your wheelchair uou fuckers treat yhis like a game fuckin e girls with hammers and sickles in their icons arguing about what form of communism or socialism or whateverism is right when bitch that is a pipe dream you are going to die in captivity arguing about which dragon ball z character is the strongest (girl broly) at least go punch a hole in your wall and fuck it to prove you’re human you facebook fetishist jesus christ every other day i want a biblical death just so my fucked up thouhhts mean something i need a fuckingjason vorhees bitch wheres the yandere tea party this is all so fucked up its not fucking real the christian god hates you whoever says otherwise is trying to make you a fucking slave. Mormonism and scientology should be wiped off the map any religion formed after the invention of the gun is a fucking pyramid scheme i wish i was a 9 foot toll shark lady with hugebrealssta so i could fucking knock over thechrystler building

DO 9/11 AGAIN

[walnutcookie]

PLS TELL ME ABOUT DRAGON PROPHECY AU PLSSS its my fav au of yours its very interestjng :)

GGWAAGAKHD im just gonna spoil it,, I was planning on making an animation and have people guess the lore but like its veen a year and i STILL havent made it .

i think its pretty clear that this is vaguely based off of wings of fire (i promise rhat was unintentional)

eclair is reading his favorite book, an enchanted one that generates knowledge over time . This one is about dragons!

and to his surprise, theres a page describing a prophecy for june 26th its like um

on the 26th of june

under the rising moon

the dragons of legend will call

and magic city will fall

guess what! its june 19th. eclair runs into espressos office because hes panicking and he has the closest office and espresso is just like . What the fuck why did you burst into my office screaming i am working. go bother someone else about your silly fairy tales. yeah he doesnt think the prophecy is real (esclair divorce arc /JOKE)

the days are getting closer and closer and eclair is losing his mind!!!!!he doesnt tell anyone else about it cause hes scared theyll react like espresso and call it silly. on june 26th eclair keeps looking up at the sky nervously and espressos like Dude chill nothing will happen [gets eaten by a dragon]

side note ! said dragon was earl grey purely because i wanted to put dragon features into their hom! design. no idea how they became a dragon but they did,, so now theres about 10 dragons flapping about parfaedia and wrecking it to pieces! (dont ask why i guess they were in a silly goofy mood)

eclair is losing his shit he just saw his coworker and friend and maybe crush DIE IN FRONT OF HIM WHAT THE FUCK!!!! latte is desperately trying to help creampuff figure out a way to stop the carnage and almond is bawling because his daughter got smushed into a walnut pancake . eclair turns to his library and searches through every spellbook he can find in a desperate attempt to fix things, and in a very shady and not so safe book he finds a spell to turn the user into a dragon ! he doesnt bother reading the warnings and spends literally hours and hours straight trying this spell desperately and probably passing out from exhaustion a few times i mean . he knows magic but not too much magic. but eventually he gets it and he turns into a dragon yippee!!!! also since all of yhe dragons have they/them pronouns . Spell that nonbinarys your gender (and turns uou into a dragon)

they go up to the dragons and the dragons are like Yo nice scales lol. u should hang out with us and eclair is like Oh.....well ummmm.......it cant hurt right. i will learn more about the dragons like a spy so i can defeat them better. (its not like they could take 10 dragons on all by themself anyways)

flash forward parfaedia is ruined. the dragons have left and returned to their homes, the surviving parfaedians have flocked to other cities and kingdoms. (roguefort fled on the first night the dragons came)

latte and cream puff (and almond but hes a ruined mess and they basically just drag him along) want to confront the dragons and maybe make peace or figure out what happened idk they find tea knight and all go to this cave in a mountain together ! they enter this HUGE library and theyre a little confused until Surprise!!!! theres eclair theyre a dragon now . everyones like What the fuck happened to you and eclair goes im better now :3 and says fuck you claws lattes eyes out and then bites tea knights head off . and then they just go home no happy ending

[cuuno-moved]

I think imma call season 1 sona Kerin.

Kerin is a bat from Pixandria, but he frequently travels to different empires, collecting tea and having tea tastings. He has a small book he writes all yhe teas in, and is working on a study into the cultures of each of the empires via their tea habits.

(key-rin)

Noel is a librarian human* from Glimmergrove, who grew up at the same times as Katherine, and thus has always wanted to help het get rid of the curse. Hes the one everyonr goes to for knowledge on the magical and such, and so he tends to study into histories and such, trying to decipher what actually happened and what is made up.

(no-elle)

kerin is such a cool fucking name

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Depth of night comes so phastw

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Not champion order HAYdei koga! I want and went bacci sure

How do you know what's a strue strat often as chair

A conor a canoe a concrete rinses, canoes thensinter jetezRivere.

Kojent passage

Bruh

Beucopu ses Sofia

Bullet trains a bust

Just a token holiday

Years off my life

It's just vince

Coughing a cigarette and saying with houghts deintere

I love using lily

[goodparrotsoup]

Found this cool decent picrew please look at it I swear I'm not cringe pl

Made all the fancy Nogard rulers because w

We got 2nd Queen (with only one of their council members because idk I guess the other guy sucks or something I wouldn't know. Also no it's not the bird on them it's oNe of the next guys stupid how could you even think that obviously you don't know the lore of my super important oc. Infact, my oc is so great that they're a real, living person)

Anyway moving on

Next we have Lady Truth from their own city called the City of Truth yes it's a very appropriate city name

Next we have the one person any of you would actually ever recognize

Sir fucking Sun's Ocean or whatever

Oh, that's not the name you know?

What about Sirk

Or

Knight

No?

KN

still none?

What about Barney the purple knight 💜💜💜

Oh shit OMG it's queen 2s fucking boyfriend fr the one council member that actually made it on here for some reason

Trans man trans man omg I can add that to the tags and I'll be Tumblr famous it's pride month yooooooo

Hehehe and not only is this one transmask but we've got transfem queen 2 alSo double whammy!

/j, don't queerbait, kids.

Who wants some cringe ass random VatP lore?!!?! YAYYYY

this is the guy who actually owns all the red griffins and feather people not Fox.

Fox just took the opportunity to get you at your weakest point, right after a tough battle.

sTupid

And finally holy shit saved the best for last this one actually looks so cool I mean-

1st Queen, Abyss Lady, KN's Forbidden Sister, Lady Lizzard, here to give all her little animals an existential crisis! (Coming 2023, on Ao3! Mark your calendars!!!!)

There's a reason she's banished to the bottom of the ocean 🌊 ❤️❤️❤️

[soleilees]

how did i manage to get in three different scenarios of drama today without actually being included in them

[lavender--fairy]

HEYYYY SOOOOO THIS IS A SUCCESS STORY SORTA BUT SO IVE BEEN MEDITATING LATELY AND AIMING FOR THE VOID AND SHIT (I know not to put it on a pedestal but I think it’s okay to have a favorite method whatever you want to call it meditating is my fave) ANYWAYS BITCH SO IVE BEEN WORKING ON MEDITATING AND FOCUSING BETTER I WAS STARTING TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE FOCUSING CAN BE HARD SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY IF I HAVE ENERGY ANYWAY ANYWAYS SO IVE JUST BEEN TELLING MYSELF I GET IN THE VOID LESS THAN 5 MINUTES NO MORE THAN 5 MINUTES AND I GET IN HOWEVER (I’ve been trying to lucid, sleep paralysis, meditating and waking up in the void I always wanted to have sleep paralysis and lucid I bought this nasty ass tea that helps with lucid lmao) WELL SO I HAD A VOID SUBLIMINAL ON WHILE I SLEPT IT JUST SAYS THE AFFIRMATIONS FOR ME ANYWAYS SO IM SLEEPING RIGHT SOMETIMES I AM HALF CONSCIOUS HALF SLEEP KINDA LIKE LUCID BUT SO IM ABLE TO SAY AFFS OR CHANGE THE DREAM BUT I STARTED TO SAY “I am in the void” AND MY BODY STARTED SHAKING BUT LILE I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BED AT THIS POINT IM AWARE BUT I TRY TO NOT FREAK OUT I KINDA WAS PAYING ATTENTION TO WHATS HAPPENING AND THEN IT STOPPED AND THEN I SWITCHED YHE AFF AND SAID IM PURE CONSCIOUSNESS NOT ATTACHED TO ANY REALITY ANDDDD THEN I STARTED SHAKING MORE AND THEN I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING PULLED AND THEN I REMEMBER I SAID “ooo shit I’m finna get my dream life Periodt💅🏽” LMFKEK LIKE I GOT SUPER EXCITED AND STOPPED AFFIRM AND THEN I WAS STILL KINDA AWAKE BUT STILL SLEEP AND A DREAM WAS ABOUT TO START BUT I WOKE MYSELF BECAUSE WTFFF LIKE I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE MOVIE EXORCIST WHY TF WAS MY SHIT SHAKING🧍🏽‍♀️ANYWAYS IMMA TAKE A NAP LATER AND DO IT AGAIN IMMA JUST TRY NOT TO GET EXCITED AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHATS HAPPENING. ALSO SORRY FOR GRAMMAR IM TYPING THIS RIGHT AFTER I WOKE UP AND IM EXCITED AND THATS LITERALLY THE ONLY PERIOD I USED IN THIS WHOLE THING SORRY AND CAN I BE 🪩ANON BUT IF THATS TAKEN I WANT 🍄 IF THOSE ARE TAKEN JUST GIVE ME A RANDOM K BYE I LOVE YOU (I’m telling a few of my other fave bloggers just in case you see this again)

hey butterbean!! LOVE THAT FOR YOU OMGG, I KNOW YOU GOT THISSS !! AND YOU BETTER TELL ME THAT SUCCESS STORY WHEN YOU GET BACK CAUSE YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED !! alsooo welcome to the fam my lovee

[andrews-lovr]

Congratulations on 100 followers gurl ❤❤❤....... Keep going, so proud of you 😍🤩❤ !!!!!!!!!!!

For the ask - ❤ with Andrew Garfield 😍🤩❤ !!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you @mcugeekposts you've been here from the beginning and I absolutely adore you!! Thank you for always being here❣here you go:

Summary: andrews been away filming for weeks, what happens when a touched starved andrew comes home after filming.

Warnings: smutty!!! This ones a bit pong but I love it! Unedited. 18+ only <33

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It was always the most difficult part of the relationship, having to be apart from andrew for such long amounts of time.

Although you both hated it, being apart for that long always brought you guys even closer.

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You were counting down the hours till andrew would be in your arms again, you missed him immensely.

So much so you were snuggled up in his spot of the couch in nothing but his oversized t-shirt, doing anything that would get your off him till he was home.

You favourite show splayed on yhe TV, and your favourite calming mint tea warming your hands.

You knew you only had to wait till tomorrow to see him, but you were so touched deprived you nearly hugged the mail man this morning.

*ring ring*

Andrews name splayed across your phone screen immediately administering a toothy grin from you.

"Hey baby" Andrews voice soothing across the phone.

"Hey Andy, im missing you so so much right now. Would do anything to see that gorgeous face of yours." You weaped through the phone.

"Well, that's actually why I called."

"Well then you shouldve put it on facetime?" You taunted.

"No thats not what I... just look out the window for me." You jumped from your spot racing toward the closest window.

Thats when you saw him, standing outside the gate. A small bundle of camellias in one hand, his face was beaming with joy.

The phone slid out of your hand landing with a loud thud right at your foot, you could see andrew laughing from the window but you didn't care.

You raced toward the door nearly tripping on your own feet. The front door almost falling off its hinges as you pushed it open.

You never thought you'd run faster in your life than right now, bounding at your husband at a ridiculous pace.

You leapt up into his open arms, the all to comforting and familiar smell of him taking over your senses. His heat radiating off him like a warm childhood memory. He was so so comforting like a hot chocolate on a rainy day.

You missed your love, your light.

"Woah dovey, I know, I know I missed you too sweetie. So fucking much." He whispered pulling you so close to him.

He walked you back toward the house, knowing you wouldn't let go of him. Forever glued to him, legs wrapped around his hips.

"I'm never letting you go again andy, never." You weaped shoving your face in his neck and hands in his soft locks.

"Hey look at me angel, im always here, always. Im never letting you go. Never, because im a stubborn little asshole, so you're gonna have to put up with me till im old and smell bad." He said nuzzling your nose with his.

"You'll never smell bad andy" you chuckled looking into his eyes deeply.

Andrew finally broke the barrier first leaning in ever so gently on your lips, so gently it was as though you were precious china.

His lips perfectly molded into yours, every piece of you craving him so deeply.

It was like every I miss you was placed upon his lips with each kiss.

You could feel the way you craved eachother in each kiss, the way he tugged at the nape of your neck and the way you squeezed your arms around his neck making no room left between eachother.

The kiss slowly became desperate and sloppy. Lust laced upon his tongue and lips.

A low guttural moan spurring from somewhere inside him you couldn't help but whimper at.

"Shall we take this to the room?" You asked even though you knew th answer.

"Dont have to ask me twice" Andrew carried you bridal style toward the shared queen bed.

He would normally just drop you onto the bed but tonight you knew he wanted to take care of his precious little dove. He placed you down so softly as though you would were glass.

"How was i so lucky to end up with you dovey? Out of the 7 billion people on this earth, im the luckiest man alive."

His words dazed your mind and you couldn't help but melt at the way he was watching you so attentively.

"I missed you, every single piece of you. It was so difficult for me to be away that long, you know how desperate I was to just fly back here. Nearly did it a few times, especially when I was alone at night." He truthfully spoke.

You loved the way he would just tell you what was on his mind, he was so truthful.

He started kissing up your body, each kiss a symbol of the amount of adoration he had for you.

"I like my shirt on you dovey, you look so hot."

"I love this beard on you baby, you look so pretty andy." You repeated back.

You slowly peeled andrews clothing from his body as he did the same for you, gently tugging at the loose hanging fabrics until you were both lying against eachother naked.

"I missed these lips" he said tasting your lips again.

"And I missed these tits." He spoke taking one in his mouth whilst the other wa seeing moulded by his hand.

"Missed your cute lil stomach." He whispered sucking kissing on your stomach, knowing you'd be marked up in the morning.

"And I missed this pussy." He said finally kissing you once and looking back up into your eyes.

"Andy please." You pleaded watching his every move from between you thighs.

He crawled back up your body, getting real close to your ear.

"Please what dovey." He whispered shallowly.

"Please... please fuck me. I missed that cock so so much andy." You whispered, looking up to see a smug grin take over his features.

"Not yet, wanna eat you out first"

"No another time Andy, I just wanna feel you dick, missed the way it felt so much." You pleaded, he couldn't help but gush at the way you were praising him.

"If that's want you want dove, but consider this an IOU because I wanna feel you fall apart on my tongue and beard hmm?" He spoke taking his painfully hard cock between his hands.

He aligned himself at your entrance, not wanting to rush.

He ever so slowly pushed into you, every inch stretching you out deliciously just how you remembered. He kept going until he was bottomed out. You looked up at his face, his mouth agape and slow pants leaving his gorgeous redenned lips.

"Mmm forgot you felt like heaven dove. This pussy really was made for me wasn't it?" He asked dragging back till his tip remained inside right before slamming back into you. You couldn't help the loud moan that tore through you.

His hips rolled into you over and over, you all blissed out around his cock.

"I said, this pussy was made for me wasn't it." Andrew said with a particularly rough thrust at the end.

"Yes baby, its all yours"

"Mmm yes, no one elses." He drawled out.

Andrew picked up his pace, a delicious rhythm worked up as he pounded into you. You wrapped you legs around his waist pulling him in deeper, if that was even possible.

He sucked and kissed down your neck and collarbone, groaning in your ear in between kisses as his climax was surely approaching.

You groped his back, knowing there would be marks there in the morning. His paced picked up as he was chasing both your high, his dick hitting that soft spongy spot repeatedly.

"F-fuck.... mmm baby im so so close. Your pretty pussy gonna come around my cock hmm?"

"I'm so close too andy, dont stop please."

"Would never stop dovey. Your gripping me so tight, holy shit."

His pace became sloppy as he reached dhis hand between your bodys to start rubbing at your clit.

"Come on baby, cum with me." He spoke drawing fast circles with his thumb.

He gave one last hard thrust into you as your walls fluttered around him, his seed spilling into you. He rolled his hips a few more times working his way through you highs, before pulling out.

He layed down beside you instantly pulling you into his chest.

"I'm never leaving again." He chuckled stroking at your hair.

"I wouldn't want that for the world." You said holding him close.

[disco-tea]

yoooo btvs alice in wonderland au dru is the mad hatter, giles is the caterpillar or the white rabbit, angel is king(queen) of hearts (could do some good metaphors with yhe whole painting the white roses red rather then just planting red roses) spike is the chesire cat because cmon now buffy is alice errr cant think of any others

OP I’m actually losing my mind over this and I’m actually so upset there was never a weird acid trip episode like this omg. Because Buffy is SO Alice and I can picture her in the blue dress so clearly and instead of falling down a rabbit hole she falls into an open grave. Lmao I can picture Giles as the smoking Caterpillar so clearly sksjs. AND YEAH SPIKE IS ABSOLUTELY A SARCASTIC ANNOYING CAT WHO FOLLOWS BUFFY AROUND AND MAKES COMMENTS JUST TO ANNOY HER BUT ULTIMATELY TRIES TO HELP HER. And like since this is probably humanized it’s just him vanishing/appearing and hanging around up in trees in vamp face the whole time, grinning like a moron. Gosh…ANON I CAN PICTURE THIS SO CLEARLY AND CHESHIRE CAT SPIKE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME ALREADY.

And DRUSILLA AS THE MAD HATTER OOOF. Drusilla and her tea parties…Drusilla in her mad hatter costume…I love this so much.

AND KING (Queen) OF HEARTS BUT ITS DEFINITELY ANGELUS…and maybe Darla is the queen (king) of hearts…

hmmmm…I’m trying to think of what everyone else would be. Maybe Anya as the March Hare, like her with a mallet would be hilarious and she’s literally a rabbit lmao. For some reason when I first started thinking about it, Willow gave me White Rabbit vibes but I think Whistler would fit better lol. Probably Cordelia as the duchess. Idk about Xander…I feel like it could be interesting if he and Willow were tweedle dee and tweedle dum? Just because they are a duo sksks. Oz is the doormouse…napping through all the chaos, totally chill. DAWN IS THE KNAVE OF HEARTS BECAUSE THE KNAVE WAS ACCUSED OF STEALING STUFF. But also she’s Buffy/Alice’s sister who wakes her up in the end.

And that’s how the story ends, with Dawn waking Buffy up on the couch and she’s confused and disorientated because apparently Spike found her passed out in the graveyard and took her home. He says he thinks maybe something got the jump on her. Buffy talks about her weird dream, says it felt so real but Dawn, Spike, and ultimately Buffy agree it was just a dream. Buffy gets up to leave the room and Dawn follows. Spike trails behind, only to turn to the camera, his eyes flashing and a grin splitting across his face. He pressed his finger to his lips and goes “shhh” and the screen goes black.

[shxllraizxr]

I hope your doing well I wanted to request a head Canon of the bara turtles and thier way of comforting An S/O or your Oc Jackson! LOVE HIM BTW.

OMG- THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON! THATS SO SWEET OF YOU 😭 also yes, I will gladly give you some headcanons of the boys!

Leo

He would most certainly be the one to first feel that shift in his S/O. This man is a emotion detector

"Babe? You okay? "

Arm around your shoulder gentle givingnyou a squeeze.

Once you tell him he would probably sit you down and take care of you the rest of the day.

Man-wife mode activated

He will NOT, let you go anywhere, get up or move around to do things. He wants you relaxed and calm.

Making your favorite comfort food and some tea. Because he's a classy chef boy.

"Now, what seems to be giving my love, thier worries? "

He would listen to all of your troubles and worries, quietly rubbing your arm as he let's you speak.

He wants you to know he's here for you and will always be.

Raph

He may not notice the fastest but he would definitely be one of the fastest to react.

Honey. When I say he's gonna take care of you.. I MEAN IT.

He will lift you up and sit you in his lap while he works out or just watching TV.

He would devote his attention to you and you only.

His baby wants to cuddle, you got it.

Anything for his lover.

"You know I love you Shortie, and I won't ever let anything harm you okay? "

He loves and addores you and doesn't ever want to see you sad or upset over something. He is here for you and he won't let anything hurt you.

Mikey

"Sugarboo? What's wrong! Don't be sad! "

Queue him hold both of your hands bombarding you with questions.

Once you finally get your say in on what is bothering you, Mikey will rush to the phone to order some pizza, you get to choose the toppings and everything.

your favorite TV show, video games and candy would be found on yhe counter not to long after Mikey comes back from gathering the food.

Now, be ready to be cuddled and tickled by the orange clad terrapin to try to get a giggle or smile out of you.

He hates seeing you so sad!

He's gonna stay by your side until you fall asleep.

Donnie

Instantly picks up on your uneasiness.

He's pretty good at it since he's sort of in the same boat.

He'd look you over before saying something making sure it wasn't anything physical first.

Soon after he would probably would stop what he is doing just to focus on your for the moment.

Smooth Donatello talk down to help you relax.

" Hey, somethings bothering you hmm? You don't have to tell me unless you want but I'm here. "

Some tea or coffee with some casual talk about anything thay comes to your mind.

Donnie my not be the best smooth talker but he will become so god damn romantic with you.

And definitely expect a small trinket made just for you.

He wants to give you as much love as he can, and hopes it helps you feel much better.