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Fun question about your au, did awesome-O have any effect on cartman long term? Either the costume itself, or the, y'know...starvation, kidnapping, being forced to make movie plots, eventual humiliation...I feel like at least one of those would have done *something* to his mind. Or, uh, their minds, I guess is the best way to put it.

i havent watched awesome-o in a while so sry for any innacuracies i forgor lol

short answer? yes.

pretty much every bad experience affects people in some way, mainly someone with a disorder like DID, and cartman is no exception to that rule 😔✨ awesome-o didn't make cartman split, as much as it made them dissociated out of their fucking mind - that kid was Out Of It for the entirety of that thing, srsly 😭

honestly, it probably also made their symptoms worse for a while even after the experience, bc yk it wasnt great. at all.

it was sam's idea, too, so irick made a point not to let him front for a while as a punishment, which meant collins had to deal with the consequences - jeni too though, she was the one in the video after all lmfao

about the video, as i said jeni was the one in it, so when butters showed it to them sam was like "ok When The Fuck did i do that" lmao he was so confused 😭

in general, shit fucked them up :3 not the worst they've gone thru, but pretty high on the list 😔✨

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oh my god that was perfect!! can i request the small and affectionate s/o roasting their bullies, but for rei, aoba, wataru, and izumi?? thank you!! 💕💕💖💟❤ you're my favorite enstars imagine blog!! love you! 💘

aaaah we’re so glad to be your favorite !!!!!!! love you too ♥ ♥ i see you a lot in our inbox and it feels so nice to see the same people often !! here you go, part 3 of the small s/o roasting bullies !! and don’t worry, i’m working on your matchup too ♥ - mod mademoiselle

Rei :

Going outwith Rei isn’t exactly the most relaxing activity you could have. Should youtake him out during the day, he’ll essentially behave like a vampire on thebrink of death. Besides, he doesn’t exactly go unnoticed : he’s tall and he haseccentric looks and mannerisms…

Youabsolutely love him for who he is, but sometimes you forget he’s a bit…unusual. People often stare, but they generally don’t do anything more, andthat’s for the best. You don’t think you’d take it lightly if they did anythingto your boyfriend…

That oneday was different. You were out with Rei on a date, enjoying yourself andlaughing happily at his every joke and comment. He was holding your hand on thecafé’s table, and everything was going perfectly well. Until you heard what thegroup of guys seated behind you were saying.

They weremaking fun of your boyfriend, and pretty loudly at that. They didn’t seem tocare if any of you could hear them, laughing and mocking Rei’s looks andhabits. You were wondering if you had to intervene, but Rei looked as relaxedas usual. Maybe he didn’t hear them… ? You kept the conversation going, hopinghe wouldn’t notice.

But therude assholes behind you were talking much louder now, frequently looking atyou to check if any of you were mad yet. Rei was acting as though nothing happened.As suave as ever… You had just decided to follow his lead when they startedinsulting your boyfriend, and your resolve snapped.

You got upand started roasting them, furious they’d make fun of your boyfriend justbecause he looks eccentric. They got quiet all of a sudden and just stared atyou. They definitely weren’t expecting the sweet person their victim was on adate with to start insulting them…

People werestarting to stare, but you didn’t care : you kept going, slapping the rudebullies with the truth. They were making fun of your boyfriend, huh ? Well,maybe that was because he was kind and sweet enough to actually have a date.Very much unlike a certain group of rude assholes, who couldn’t help but makepeople feel bad about themselves just because they’re jealous.

Rei justobserved you the entire time, smirking lightly. He looked pretty unfazed aboutthe whole thing, but gently put his hand on your arm when he noticed a waiterwas coming your way. “That’s quite enough”, he said audibly, and all thecustomers who were looking your way turned back.

Turns outthe waiter had seen the entire thing and came to apologize for the rude guys’behavior, explaining they were regulars here and they often did that. Hearranged to have them out of the café and got you free cake as an apology !

Rei didn’texactly comment on what you did, but he was looking at you proudly for theentire day. He was about to deal with the situation himself, actually, but wasreally happy you stood up for him. It just showed you care about him, andthat’s not exactly an unpleasant situation…

Wataru :

DatingWataru is essentially an emotional roller coaster. You never how he’s going toreact or what’s going to happen, because he’s always surprising you withreactions you wouldn’t have thought of. But hey, that’s why you love him !

He’s alwaysdoing great things and getting invited here or there. Of course, since you’redating him, he always takes you along ! This one time, he was joining othertheater clubs in the region for a joint practice. They were planning to have abig performance together, using the fact that idols would be part of it as anadvantage !

Wataru waspretty excited about the situation, not only because he’d be spreading the wordabout Yumenosaki Academy, but also simply because it sounded fun ! He spent alot of time working on the script for the performance with some other theaterclub leaders, and you knew for sure he was pretty happy when the day of thejoint training finally came.

And yet yougot disappointed pretty quickly. Most of the students were nice, but there wasanother club president there, and he was bullying absolutely everyone : his ownunderclassmen, the other people here… Tomoya was completely unsuited to theater,according to him, and he even found faults in Hokuto’s perfect performance !But of course, Wataru wouldn’t let him ruin his fun…

Yourboyfriend started to arrange for funny “accidents” or mishaps to happen everysingle time the annoying guy was bullying someone. A live chicken would comeout of nowhere to attack him, a part of the set would fall right on him, histrousers would rip right when he was on stage… The only problem was, with Wataru’sflamboyant behavior, the other guy quickly understood he was the one making allthat happen.

He startedhumiliating Wataru in front of everyone, apparently delighted at the thoughtthat everyone would see it. But you wouldn’t take it : he ruined yourboyfriend’s fun and now he was trying to ruin his reputation ? He’d better beready to taste your wrath !

The entireroom fell silent when you got up on stage and slapped him. Mind you, it was areal, actual slap, not the fake ones Wataru was so fond of. You starteddefending your boyfriend and roasting the bully in front of everyone, not evenletting him interrupt you. Only once you deemed he had enough did you stop totake time to breathe.

That’s wheneveryone started to applaud you. The bully was so angry he left on the spot,and everyone was so relieved you and Wataru had stood up to him ! Wataru justwinked at you to thank you for your impromptu reaction, and quickly went backon stage to replace the bully as the new head of the project.

You suspectWataru greatly enjoyed the situation : he saw you flying right as his rescue,after all ! And there’s nothing he loves more than when you surprise him. He’skeeping that in the back of his mind and you can be sure he’ll try to repay thefavor someday, preferably when you’re least expecting it !

Tsumugi :

Since yourboyfriend is the Library Committee chairman, he often spends after-class hours in the library, watching over the room and making sure no one makes afuss. You took the habit to stay with him there and spend nice, peacefulafternoons, quietly reading or studying by his side.

Usually,the two of you almost have the entire library for yourselves : it’s not like theschool’s main focus is on academics… Sometimes a few people come, buteither they’re just looking for a book in particular or they want a quiet placeto study. Or nap, sometimes. As long as they’re not making noise, Tsumugigenerally lets them do as they please.

One day,you were reading along with Tsumugi, resting against him when you heard suddennoise and agitation coming from a corner of the room. Your boyfriend was aboutto get up and investigate, but the offenders quickly got quiet, so you justsmiled at him and kept reading.

But soonenough, it became apparent that they had no intention of keeping quiet. Theywere laughing and shouting, and this time Tsumugi decided to go and tell themoff. You went with him, holding his hand in yours : you know he has apeaceful personality and hates conflict…

Tsumugigently explained they were disrupting everyone else’s concentration and thatthe library was a place of calm and study. The group of students, however, didn’tlook like the type to like calm or study at all. It looked to you as if theyjust wanted a warm place to hang out after classes. It wasn’t the first time asituation like that happened, and you were trusting your boyfriend to resolveit peacefully.

Except theguys had other plans. They started picking on Tsumugi, asking what he’d do ifthey just refused to comply. Your boyfriend started to stutter, visibly nervousabout that confrontation. They kept going, this time making fun of him,insulting him and even stealing his glasses. When they got up and started topush him around, you couldn’t help but step up.

You’d beenhiding behind Tsumugi the entire time, so they didn’t really pay attention toyou, but now that you were walking up to them and roasting them, they surenoticed you. A few of them even got quiet. You made sure to put them back intheir place, yanking your boyfriend’s glasses from the hands of the guy who wasplaying with them. Everyone in the library was looking at you, and the dudeswere obviously uncomfortable with that outcome.

Eventually,as they noticed everyone was staring at them in disapproval, they just left.Besides, you didn’t seem like you’d make things easy for them. You just stoodthere, hands on your hips, as you watched them leave the library. You only wentback to where you were sitting when you were sure they wouldn’t be coming back.

Tsumugi wasvery flustered about the whole situation and thanked you at least a milliontimes, stating he didn’t know what he’d be doing without you. You’re just gladyou were here to help your boyfriend out, especially when you know he’s so kindand gentle to people…

Izumi :

With thatpersonality of his, it’s no wonder Izumi gets into trouble sometimes. And yetyou came to love his arrogant side too ! You love every single part of him,after all, and this one is no exception !

Izumi getsa lot of modelling jobs and is fairly well-known in the industry, and he alwaysbrings you along. Maybe it’s because you’ve been working as his producer, orbecause you date him, or just because he wants to keep an eye on you at alltimes ? You don’t quite know… It’s also possible that he just wants to show offin front of you. That boy, really…

You’ve beenin a lot of sets, with a lot of different photographers and themes, and yetyou don’t think you’re ever going to get tired of watching Izumi modelling. He’sso goddamn perfect in front of a camera ! Well, he’s always perfect actually, but still! It’s always a pleasure for the eyes. You can’t exactly say the people whowork with him are as delighted as you however…

One day, hegot asked to model together with another guy. They didn’t specify who it wasgoing to be, but you faintly knew Izumi wouldn’t be pleased regardless. On theday of the photoshoot, it became clear that you had underestimated thesituation : it turned out that the guy in question was one of Izumi’s rivals.You asked your boyfriend to try and be as professional as he could, but he toldyou he had no intention to lose to his rival.

Izumi wasbeing as abrasive as ever, and the other guy sure didn’t like that. Duringbreaks or inbetween shoots, he’d belittle Izumi and insult him. Your boyfriendpointedly ignored him, but you felt your own patience being tested.

When hefollowed Izumi in his lodge to make fun of you instead, claiming you were sotame and Izumi really was tasteless, you knew Izumi’s berserk button had beenpushed. Out of nowhere, he started rushing to the guy and tried hitting him,and that’s the moment you chose to intervene.

Pushingyour boyfriend behind you, you started roasting the guy, telling him thatbelittling Izumi wasn’t going to make up for his own lack of talent. He triedto talk back but you cut him off and didn’t stop until you deemed he hadenough.

He wentaway soon enough, glaring at you. That was not a fight he wanted to get into :you were two against him, and two fiery opponents at that. You asked if Izumiwas okay, and it took all of his composure not to snap at you, insteadremarking you didn’t have to intervene and he could have managed well enough onhis own.

Izumi wasvery protective during the rest of the day though, making sure you were doingfine and everyone was being nice to you. He didn’t really tell you, but youjust know he’s worried about you. Even though he appreciates you standing up tohim and preventing him to do things he might regret later, he really wants toprotect you and avoid you being in such situations in the first place. Givenhow you’re also very protective of him, the two of you are a very well-matchedcouple…

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Step-by-step: The Worst Holiday ‘Gift’ My Pet Ever Gave Me

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Think your pet is particularly naughty this time of year? You’re not the only one. We bet a lot of pet owners can relate to these holiday mishaps.

We like to think that our pets are always on Santa’s nice list, but every now and then, they do something, ahem, a little naughty. The holiday season — with its sparkling trimmed trees, luminous lights and perfectly wrapped presents — seems to be an opportune time for dogs and cats to get into mischief (at our expense). It’s a good thing our four-legged friends are so cute, because at the end of the day, many of us can’t help but laugh at their antics. In that vein, we’ve asked our Facebook fans to share the worst “gifts” they’ve ever received from their pets during the holidays. Some of these antics could have ended badly for the pet, though, so be sure to consider how you can avoid having your pet get into this kind of trouble this season. Brace yourself for stories of downed Christmas trees, furry “surprises” and unwrapped, er, ripped-open presents.

So Long, Tree

Reader Sonjalyn Dickson Rine’s cat, Figaro, was all about climbing the Christmas tree and sending it crashing down. “He would sit, walk a few feet away and sit and look back at it, as if to say, ‘Go ahead and put it back up. Make my day,’” Rinesays. Cats really know how to mock us, don’t they?

Cats usually get the blame for knocking the Christmas tree over. But dogs do it, too, as evidenced by this story from Facebook fan Angelina King: “Our pups — a Heeler mix and a Siberian Husky — were playing the night after we got our tree up and ran right into it. Needless to say, it came tumbling down and now leans to one side. Ha-ha.” At least King can laugh about it, right?

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Catching a squirrel is probably the No. 1 dream for most dogs. Well, reader Cindy Lynn Ostergard’s Weimaraner, Katie, made that impossible dream come true. The dog left a dead one at Ostergard’s feet while she was eating breakfast with her mom on Christmas Eve. “Katie was so proud,” Ostergard writes. Oh, we bet she was.

Don’t Forget the Decorations

Sparky the cat, who was owned by Facebook fan Nora Coombs (and lived more than 20 years), certainly lived up to his, well, electric name. Coombs says “he would pop the twinkle lights off the string and then play with them.” What a shocking habit!

Surprise, I Ruined the Surprise!

Who cares about unwrapping presents on Christmas morning? Reader Lisa Boone’s daughter’s mini dwarf rabbit took care of that holiday chore by tearing open all the presents under the tree. The rabbit also chewed the boxes open and left paper all over the place. Surprise!

Not Always Naughty

It turns out, our pets aren’t always so bad during the holiday season. Even with all the temptations, sometimes they — gasp — ignore them. (If your dog does get into trouble this time of year, brushing up on these commands can help.) With that in mind, we leave you with this nice message from Facebook fan Meagan Reardon, “So far the kids have been really good. I think they know it’s something special. And Santa always brings them something good.”

We wish you and your pets a happy — and safe! — holiday season. Although we can laugh at the anecdotes above, if your dog or cat does something dangerous like chew on electric cords, scarf down chocolates or find his way to another holiday hazard, contact your veterinarian immediately. Thanks to everyone who shared their stories; if you’ve got one, please write it in the comments below.

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