3zun thoughts for the poly ask meme 🥺
poly ship ask meme
this one will be interesting because i've barely ever thought about this ship before~
Who sleeps in the middle?
they definitely take turns.
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Who is the best cuddler?
lan xichen. none of them are terribly cuddly naturally but he really applies himself.
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Who gets hurt the most?
nie mingjue, by far. absolutely reckless, hands-on training and sparring with his sect. a very brash, headstrong approach to night hunts and fights. more injuries per year than the other two combined and then some.
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Who acts like the baby?
nie huaisang. but out of just the three of them, jin guangyao.
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Who teases the others the most?
it's a toss-up between lan xichen and jin guangyao, but none of them are above teasing.
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Who proposes?
all of them, at different times, and each time something stops it from happening or it's a bad idea for some reason or another. eventually they good-naturedly give up and move on from the idea until nie huaisang throws them a surprise wedding out of nowhere.
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Who is the most protective?
lan xichen. the misdirect is that people assume it's nie mingjue until a white and blue whirlwind comes out of nowhere to beat their ass.
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Who is the closest to the child? (Whether it be a fur baby, scale baby, or human child.)
all of them are kept equally close to nie huaisang on the surface, by his express design. but if push came to shove of course nie mingjue would win out. that's his da-ge. we had a whole plot about it. silly question.
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Who gives the best advice?
jin guangyao. lan xichen definitely gives the most digestible and compassionate advice but jin guangyao's advice is going to be spot-on every time.
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Who is like a therapist?
lan xichen. he's working on that, though.
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Who sings B and C to sleep?
none of them sing, but lan xichen often plays the qin. jin guangyao does not.
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Is the relationship healthy?
they're working on it
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Do A and B have a stronger bond with each other? Or do C and B or C and A have a stronger bond? Or are A, B, and C close together [equally]?
they're all equally close, after all they've been through. nobody's tallying up points like that! except jin guangyao, who absolutely is, and would say that the other two are still closer to each other than they are to him by at least 12%.
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Who can be trusted to be left home alone?
all of them, and they frequently are. each of them rather values their own solitude and they need that alone time to stay grounded and healthy.
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Who cries the most?
in a kink way, nie mingjue. in an emotional way, also nie mingjue.
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Who is the softest?
lan xichen, right up until he's not. for very specific people, nie mingjue.
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Who is the shortest?
jin guangyao by a fair bit.
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Who is the tallest?
lan xichen by a very slim margin.
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Who likes cuddles the most?
openly, lan xichen. secretly, jin guangyao.
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Last of all, who sings terribly in the bath?
nie mingjue. famously.
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