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desertdxg · 1 year

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man how did u find the hottest kinkiest ppl to play with teach me ur ways

im not sure if this was a rhetorical question or not BUT i'm gonna answer it seriously and in way too much detail anyway because i had some Thoughts (tm) while writing this

SO alright anon let me give ya the flowk1ng method to finding and getting the hottest kinkiest people to play with you (tho your mileage may vary):

Step 1: Download Grindr (or a similar hookup app, i really only use Grindr tho so this answer will be focussed on my experiences on there). You instantly have access to so many hot people who are probably pretty kinky just by doing this (but also- if you're trans like me anon, be careful because there are people on there who are chasers / creepy about it. The block button is your best friend!)

Step 2: Fill out your details, including kinks/things you're into, what you want out of experiences, if you can host or not, limits, etc. I am very direct in my Grindr bio. It doesn't stop the occasional dumbass from waltzing into my messages asking to eat my pussy, but it will let those hot kinky people know that you might be a good match for them

Step 3: Go message some people! Put yourself out there! I always chat people for a while before meeting up and make crystal clear what we want to happen in this encounter, what we're into, limits, establishing a safeword (if necessary). Usually your genuine creeps will reveal themselves pretty quickly, even if they don't mean to. It is insane how easily creeps tell on themselves and don't even know it. Never be desperate to meet up with someone- it's never ended well for me whenever i've done it. Good communication and transparency are key to making any good sexual/kinky relationship work. You'll find a lot of your best guys (like the ones i tend to talk about) this way, because they value those same things.

Pro Tips, some of these are lighthearted, others very serious:

1. The block button is your best friend! No really. It is. Get well acquainted with it. I have a very long Grindr blocklist because of someone who squicked me out, or was an asshole, and i've really only had like 2 bad Grindr experiences because of this.

2. Do not EVER compromise on your boundaries. EVER. If you're talking with someone, no matter how hot they seem, or how good they talk dirty and get ya goin, if they can't respect your boundaries and limits they need to kick rocks. I've compromised for a few guys and it's never been worth it.

3. Just because someone messages you does not mean they are entitled to a response from you. There are guys on all these apps, not just Grindr, who seem to think otherwise. This circles back to tip #1- the block button is your best friend.

4. A few red flags for Grindr usernames/bios i've come across:

- Capital Ts: if someone has a name like "👀 2 parTy" or something in that vein, they are typically into hard drugs, most specifically, crystal meth. If that's not your scene, avoid like the plague.

- 👀TS / TS only / 4 TS / etc.: Basically if someone has "TS" in their username, especially if they have "seeking" / "looking for" before the "TS", they're a trans chaser/fetishizer. These guys also tend to be super fucking weird. I've met no normal guy with "TS" in their username or bio.

- DL or str8: These guys aren't out of the closet or open about their sexuality, which is fine! That's not the part I have a problem with. I'm actually personally stealth in my normal day to day life. But because of that, a lot of these guys tend to be huge pricks and can get very aggressive in a not sexy way. I just tend to avoid them personally

5. I use a lot of little emojis (specifically these 3: 🥰🥵🥺) when texting guys. i also tend to type in all lowercases. i'll also reply with 'mmm' or 'fuck' a lot if they say something particularly hot. For some reason it works really well with those hot kinky types you're looking for.

6. A lot of this is honestly just trying things and seeing what sticks. You eventually find a rhythm for how you wanna dirty talk, or flirt, or just generally be when you're getting ready to have some fun. What I described in #5 is what works best for me, but that may not be the case for you and that's fine! If you've found a good one for you, it'll be pretty easy to find that flow and it'll almost come natural. And tbh bouncing ideas off each other and fantasizing together between sessions is honestly one of the most fun parts of having a long term sexual relationship with someone.

7. I only give out off-app contact info (like my phone #, for example) after I've met someone in person and gotten a good feel for how they are. And after I've seen if we actually have chemistry and if i could see myself hooking up with them again. I highly recommend doing the same, it's worked very well for me so far.

Also sorry that this got so long and got into kind of dark territory at times, I just really want ya to be safe, anon (and anyone else reading), in your quest to find your own hot kinky people to have fun with! I hope this helps, haha

Thanks a bunch for the ask!

#anons #answered #inbox me #dm me #this is honestly literally all i do to get the encounters i post about 🤷#i just have good luck i guess LOL

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a-spacecadet · 8 months

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Okay but I wanted to see them ACTUALLY HAVE THE SLEEPOVER 💔

Doodled this for my dear @jfkonfucius haha

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Side note, not ready for the absolute garbage heap season 3 will inevitably be, but still super excited for it nonetheless ??? (Also WHAT THE ACTUAL F is up with Joan x Confucius LMAO XD )

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robertdowneyjjr · 11 months

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hey, so. funny thing.

@whinysteve and i have been going insane for like two days because we couldn't find this one fic we really liked, and we both remembered reading it not so long ago but somehow neither of us could recall how it ended? and we kept saying that it's so GOOD and how the heck did it just disappear? well, after hours of losing my mind going through my ao3 history, the steve/tony tag with various keywords, the findingstony blog... it. it hit me that i can't find it because it doesn't exist. because it was the soulmates au idea you posted like two weeks ago where their words only show up after they've met their soulmate.

i thought you might find this amusing. 😩 (i do, but i also need to lie down for a bit because i will never know how steve fixed that mess)

hahahaha omg liv if this is your way of peer pressuring me into writing the whole fic i might actually do it??? because your ask has got me thinking about what would happen next.

that said, steve still hasn't figured out how to fix this mess. i'm very sorry about this.

(stonyclunks soulmates au part one here)

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having been rescued by SHIELD, news of steve's recovery was immediately delivered to howard stark who, while not as involved with SHIELD as he used to be, still receives weekly reports as one of its co-founders.

he'd gone home that night and brought it up in the middle of cutting his steak. coincidentally, tony had been visiting that day and stayed for dinner, so he found out about captain america's miraculous resurrection before the general public did, and honestly, he had enough of hearing about how great this guy was growing up. he really didn't need to keep hearing about it as an adult after he'd finally worked through his issues with his dad and his obsession with a (not quite) dead war hero.

so after howard's announcement, tony politely requested howard refrain from talking about this guy with him.

"i know he's your friend, and you'll probably be spending a bit of time with him now that he's been found, and i'm really happy for you, but i think it would be better for our relationship if we could talk about literally anything but him," he'd said.

and, well. howard was trying. he knew he wasn't the best dad and he also wanted to do right by maria, who spent so many years torn between her son and her husband while trying to mend their relationship. they were finally in a relatively good place with each other which made maria happy. and to be frank, howard had actually come to really enjoy tony's company whenever he was home. he was quite happy too. so he agreed. they don't talk about steve and howard doesn't ask tony to meet steve.

that very night, tony made sure 'captain america' and 'steve rogers' were muted in all his news feeds and social channels.

he literally doesn't know a single thing about the man besides what he learned in his childhood, which he's blocked out. it's a peaceful two years of blissful ignorance.

fast forward to now, tony's packing up his suitcase and getting ready to check out of his hotel when he sees a text from his mom in their family group chat.

seems he's not quite the perfect role model you always made him out to be, howard 🤡, her message reads.

what follows is a link to an instagram post, and from the message preview he can see that it's steve rogers' profile, and under normal circumstances he wouldn't even bother clicking the link.

but 1) maria usually never brings up the man in tony's presence either, and 2) her comment made him laugh. so color tony intrigued.

he taps the link and sees the post. it's a picture of a coffee cup from the place he was at a week ago. the one where he got body slammed by his mysterious dick of a soulmate and unfairly yelled at for it.

he reads the caption and his legs give out under him.

i don't even know if you'll see this, but all i can do is hope. i'm sorry for the words that have made their mark on you. i know i don't deserve it, but i'm hoping you could give me a second chance. i won't yell at you this time, i promise. yours, a fucking asshole

one week ago, captain america was barely even a blip on tony's radar and that's how he preferred it. now, steve rogers is tony's mysterious dick of a soulmate.

what the fuck even is his life.

#they have a lot to work through!! but they'll get there #also i'm determined to write good dad howard at least once in my life #i think tony deserves it in an au at the very least #anyway howard texts steve and he's like 'my wife thinks you're a dramatic bitch'#'good luck with whatever mess you've got yourself in lol drinks next week?'#steve who still hasn't received any DMs from his soulmate a week later follows howard home like a lost puppy #because he's sad and just wants to whine a bit longer #guess who they see getting out of the car with maria after a night at the opera 😃#stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #stonyclunks soulmates au #kay writes things #soliloquent-stark #ask

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mummer · 7 months

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they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

#of course. this can only be in my dreams #hotd #my greatest idea is daemon doesnt even get his sword in the eye grand leap moment #cause like. Well physically that would be completely insane #they both get thrown together when their dragons collide and theyre both already dead from blunt force trauma #and the sword just kind of accidentally impales aemond lol #i just hate to see a character like daemon get somehow validated by the narrative as super cool and awesome and sexy etc #like for what? hes just a maaannn it’s just what you do. hes a human man at the end of it #cant ascend to godhood good buddy. better luck in ur next life. u sucked at this one #L + you have erectile dysfunction you cannot be legolas jumping on floating dragon scales. lame!#even if he did sink that sword in… its so pointless JDGDKSH. U ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE ANYWAY….#i love crazy awesome action setpieces i love good cool action directing i dont think it necessarily would even be bad #but i think it does cede some of its own point. i guess thats the whole ‘you cant make an anti war film’ thing again #daemons whole fucking deal is just so boring to me unless it’s undermined and subverted. i love when hes a whiny pathetic mess.#and NOT a slay dom daddy. aemond i cant even discuss he does not do anything for me.

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kashilascorner · 3 months

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What were the prose Tristan authors eating for lunch when they wrote Mark and Tristan's dynamics seriously it's so toxic but also like they keep hanging around each other? Toxic exes except family instead of lovers

#has my head spinning #mark hates tristan since he was a child but has a very weird prophecy about him and considers having him killed but decides against it #because he could use tristan when he's older i guess. and then he welcomws tristan with open arms and then they are besties but then he is #envious of him and then he hates his guts because tristan got a girl he liked (not iseult) and then he sends tristan to get iseult #for him as a bride specifically because he thinks tristan will die in ireland but oops he doesn't #he brings iseult mark falls in love but t/i are obviously already getting it going #then mark finds out chases after tristan but tristan is stronger #BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS JUST AFTER TRYING TO GET HIM KILLED HE CROWNS TRISTAN THE PRINCE HEIR OF THE KINGDOM??#also tristan starts like loving or being loyal to his uncle until the hot lady incident and then they reconcile and #tristan keeps there and he doesn't protest his uncle's requests including the one rhat could potentially kill him (getting iseult)#because of honor or whatever. and then he could have ran away with iseult but he still choses (and her lol) to go to mark and hand her over #and yet he keeps going with the affair and it is said that Tristan FEARS mark and this is the part that #drives me crazy because... fear what??? he's stronger #the better knight has better friends better luck with the ladies wouldn't be the first time he has to run off to another #country. so rhe question is: is tristan afraid OF MARK or is Tristan afraid of losing the good fame he's been building up #like he's singlehandedly THE cornish knight because they are all useless now if he was in say camelot or ireland would he be so famous #and appreciated? no! he wouldn't stand out as much!! like lancelot is right there!!!!!#so is it that? it suits the character. however there is something extremely intriguing if he is in fact afraid /of mark/#because then the story is more that one of family abuse where the uncle clings onto the nephew because the nephew can't refuse helping #but if you remove that aspect the entire relationship on both sides is absolutely parasytic.#idk what is going on here #prose tristan #arthuriana #laura reads

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tomato-fendo-writes · 7 months

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hey do you guys think my misc doc is big enough yet

#this is just random shit that will PROBABLY make it into the fic and yes its in chronological order #yes i like playing with fire #good luck figuring out context for these i blotted out all the obviously spoilery titles lol #(tho i would love to see any guesses if u have them lol)#tomato talks #one last miracle

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blujayonthewing · 3 months

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desire to roleplay authentically when my character has traits that can come across as difficult or frustrating vs irl intense fear and terror of ever being difficult or frustrating FIGHT

#it's not... necessarily a bad thing I guess but #I did roleplay felix explaining himself in a situation where he SHOULD completely unambiguously have shut down so hard he had to leave #right in the middle of fear and guilt and shame over a combat where bad luck and abysmal roles hit his convictions that he's only a burden #'hey are we all committed to being a party or would some of us rather leave? felix?'#oh getting SINGLED OUT DIRECTLY to ANSWER for what he's perceiving in himself as SHORTCOMINGS and BAD BEHAVIOR?#oh! no! he shouldn't have been literally physically capable of responding! this is THE nightmare scenario! he should have LEFT. the BUILDING #but AUGH AUGH AUGH SCARY SCARY SCARY #and he would have taken the space to calm down and figure out what he wanted to do or say and come back before the session was over #and give some indication that Yes he's here he's in it as much as anyone #BUT [SHAKING MYSELF] HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PLAY A CHARACTER WHO HATES EXPLAINING HIMSELF--#WHEN YOU HAVE OVERWHELMING DESPERATION TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF DISEASE!!!!#I mean at least I can talk about all of this after the session with justin which sets me/ us up better for next time #if he has a meta awareness that getting pressed like this might push felix out of the entire building--#then *I* know that *he* knows that and can maybe feel like I can actually do it without fearing the optics #it will work out! he'll come around! he's a good good boy he just doesn't know how to handle social situations constructively #THE UPSIDE IS that doing a little of 'clarifying why I keep distancing myself' led to support and validation he never expected #it just feels... too early lol #annoying. this was textbook The Thing That Overwhelms Him The Worst and I still whiffed it because of player cowardice #aaauuughh #about me #my OCs #felix

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testing-tranquility · 4 months

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Trass.

hi :)

#am I allowed to ask if u want to overwatch duo #sorry im so sorry I genuinely tbh dont expect u to rly answer this BUT I kinda lowkey asked u on discord like a week ago #if it was ok if I like… idk talked to u and wanted ur time like a lil baby #and I see ur on ovw rn #AND IM NOT GONNA ASK bc I don’t…. feel like I have the right to but……….. good luck out there ok and we’ll #if u wanna duo cough cough im here… aha… taah…. sweats and laughs and throws myself off a cliff #anyways. ANYWAYS. sorry sorry. sorry. ok im. im sorry.#hi #I don’t rly know what to say to u but I just #I want… anything.. idk…….. hi #I really really think im so crazy you know #i just #idk anyways alien was sick it was a fun experience w sam btw and im still drunk tee hee. if u couldnt tell #i rly do like those xenomorph critters idk why but I’ve always thought they’re so cool……..#i mean…. acid blood…. they’re so big… BIG TEEF……… very cool……#hhhh…..hhhhi……… <- not sad not desperate aaahahhaahaaaaaahhahhhhaaaahhahahahhahahahahaha #throws myself off a cliff regardless #beeba my beloved #answered #deedis #ew wait I was asking to duo in a tumblr ask here LOL ok sorry I don’t expect u to answer that tbh I rly don’t #I justttttt #idk #idk I just miss u so kuch I hope that’s okay and im sorry #ugh ur prly not even gonna see this I feel so stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid #I mean u prly will but maybe tomo or in quite a few hours or something or #idk I guess that’s okay #idk. idk #anyways… hi I guess

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plushie-lovey · 7 months

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Ok. Ok tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day planned to go thru my collection

#emphasis on planned #if it all works out #we didn't do anything last week cause I caught a cold #now my datemate has it but he's almost better already #so we hope to do the thing tomorrow #maybe we'll go to my storage unit too #cause I don't have room for the boxes we're gonna put the plushies in #we might take a trip to goodwill too to donate some of the plush #although I doubt that part. because my datemate works there n he won't want to go to his store on his day off #especially because its gonna create more work for him the next day lol. he's a wares pricer #and there's a chance he'd be the one pricing them #some of them for a the second time #because a lot of my plush (and the ones that will be donated) were thrifted from that goodwill #he's reluctant to have me donate any plush but ik a bunch of them won't sell online so my only options beside that #are to donate or to throw them away #and I don't want to toss perfectly good stuffed animals. that'd be cruel #I guess we'll just wait n see what the gameplan will be tomorrow #wish us luck #viti shoosh

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cerealmonster15 · 8 months

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One of my former classmates got hit by the Microsoft blizzard stupid layoffs god this SUUUUUCKSSSSSS

#why are we just numbers to the stupid business people!!!!#I swear 2 god it feels like in gamedev we just have each other #gamers can be so vile and ragey and awful #the people in charge don’t care about us either #we have to look out for each other it’s so fucking brutal in gamedev 😭😭😭😭😭#sorry I’m fucking gnawing at the walls today and yesterday but this is #so god Damn stressful #like do I have better security if I go back to film??? idk!!!! I don’t want to tho #but I guess I am lucky with that option #maybe even. idk. I got lucky with both jobs I’ve had #but when is my luck gonna run out huh????#god it’s good that I started therapy again recently lol

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seilon · 1 year

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jesus christ I feel like shit

#thank god for testosterone making me unable to cry like a normal person because I sure would be otherwise #im as close as I can get to it pretty much #cant wait for my mom to get back today or tomorrow and ask me when I start the new job and I’ll just have to say oh yeah :) they never #called back actually :) haha #I know they made it sound close to certain but lol guess not!#kibumblabs #i fucking hate this I hate getting invested in anything and putting in time and effort into shit just to get fucking spat on #just emailed the general hotel email but I doubt that’ll do anything. anything good anyway #cause the restaraunt/club is managed seperately I’ll probably just get the runaround or a ‘I’ll let her know you contacted us’ which #literally never actually means anything #either that or I’ll just be rejected indirectly which won’t exactly make me feel. better #I also applied for the 8000th time to another place for a similar job but I’ve never had luck with this place so that’ll probably also #result in nothing #woohoo it’s fucking September and we’re still stuck at fucking square one! hahaahaahahahaah SO cool #for real it should actually be a fucking legal requirement to give your applicants/interviewees some form of follow-up. it’s just so #fucking degrading to try and follow-up and just being ghosted. like what’s the point of that #it feels simultaneously like rejection and being strung along at the same time. i talked to you in person the least you could do is give #me any kind of update. for the love of god

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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 1 year

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lol now that i went back and redid the whole thing, the final conversation with shadowheart is actually that fucking bad in general.

(for the good(TM) ending i.e no shar) she has one of the most emotion driven slowburn romances in the game if you do it correctly that is purely committed to each other shit, she literally tells the pc she wants a life WITH THEM WHICH THEY CAN SAY THEY WANT TOO, if her dad is there he tells the pc he hopes shadowheart will want to live near his wife and him, with her paramour, and then larian proceeds to treat relationship is treated like you had a fling and you never discussed your future together, lmao 'you and i had a connection' 'oh i had hoped for more bc our time has been so precious to me' 'come find me when you're free it's not like i just asked you to build a life with me recently' just remove all of the player's autonomy here too, what a fucking joke.

#tbd #i looked up all the endings and they really just did this #it's fine i have a more in character version already #i got their druidic-selunite wedding planned i have the blueprints of the animal house with a garden #but boy if i am not incensed at how dissatisfying this is after everything #vague and non committal and ignores everything before it #like its bad enough that the love test quest basically ignores any and all romantic development #i could forgive that if the ending wasn't bad #i guess this is where we see the true effects of what getting a game rushed out a month early bc of starfield gets u lol #there would be no better proof that we live in clown universe if this did happen but man i will fucking laugh if the starfield romances #end up having better conclusions than this lol #now it's time to do everything correct and somehow get fucked out of a good ending with lae'zel too wish me luck lol #fae plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers

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katyspersonal · 1 year

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#vagueblogging #i have the absolutely weird luck when it comes to checking internet #like you know how if someone blocked you you can't see their posts on the dash and in search results #but if you click on someone's blog and scroll manually you still can see the posts (just not like or comment them)#like if someone reblogged a post and you check manually the reblog is still seen even if op blocked you?#and like there is this person whom i have seen drawing something regarding [character] with the same oddly-#-specific detail as what i've coined in #but also i shared a [thing] and they've drawn a [thing] too one hour later or something?#i strongly doubt there are TWO people who check on me #besides they don't strike me as a type to take inspiration for drawings from someone they hate #(i say as i know absolutely nothing about them lol)#so my only guess is that we are coincidentally thinking in the exact same way #it is absurd how my haters tend to think in similar ways to me creatively????#whereas my fans share like 0 headcanons and ideas with me ahahaha #what does it say about me as a person when my haters are more similar to me than my fans?#right - nothing good #again i am not gonna flatter myself with hopes that i am inspiring people beyond my tiny pool of fans #and will just call it a chain of frustrating coincidences

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sisterdivinium · 1 year

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It's interesting to stroll around Fanlore reading discussions that took place in 2007 talking about the fractured nature of fandom on LJ and people interacting without having enough context (as in commenting on a post they did not read by a user they do not know) when you're living in 2023 and people distribute likes without reading anything or commenting; when there's supposedly "drama" of unknown origins happening in more than one website at the same time because there's no real "home base" for fandom activity anymore; and we're all carrying on with our lives reblogging things without even looking at previous notes and reactions to that same post even if out of simple curiosity...