#i just thought this was funny lol

[ddocson]

doc talks about grian smoking a punching machine + the actual clip of grian smoking a punching machine

[calware]

[virtualdespairr]

ok i put them back together are u happy. no more divorce guys

[halorocks1214]

i feel like a momma duck leading its ducklings across the road. c'mere lil rainmaker i gotchu

[dungeonmistressclara]

[ask-artsy-oncie]

By the way I got a job and my background check cleared! And given that my tumblr comes up when you google my name, the constant use of the word "faggot" in the past week on this blog has not deterred my employer! Good shit!!

[mxliv-oftheendless]

Me: *cooking rice and meat for kimbap and doing laundry*

Me: *decides to put on a docuseries about cults as background noise*

Me: *puts my laundry in the dryer and decides to watch the docuseries while waiting for the meat to cool*

The docuseries: —had himself castrated to prepare for the so-called “Next Level”…

Me: What the fuck????

[monsterbisexual]

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

[renthewerecatboi]

"i wanna fuck him and at the same time i wanna slam his face into a running iron, tldr, i wanna hear him scream"

[a-tale-of-legends]

Random clan member: You and Warden Ingo seem to be close-

Michi: Yes! He is my dear friend!

Random clan member: Are you planning court him?

Ingo: Can we please not have this discussion-

Michi: If I wanted to court Ingo, I would have done so already.

Ingo: Yes- HUH?!

Random clan member: Oh!

Michi, nodding: Yes, yes, if I wanted to,I could have. I consider myself fairly attractive, and Ingo here is very handsome!

Ingo,face turning red: W-well-

Michi: Not to mention he is very kind and understanding! He has my back and I got his! We could be a good couple.

Ingo, face growing redder: Michi-

Michi: Yes, I believe Ingo would make a good partner!

Ingo, burning red: Michi I feel we have derailed this conversation-

Michi: However, I do believe he isn't interested in pursuing romantic relationships, as am I. So yes, if I wanted to, I would have, but I simply do not.

Ingo, burying his face into Michi's shoulder: Michi, you could have just said that first.

Michi: But everything I said is equally as important! You are very handsome and kind and-

Ingo, who probably has smoke coming out of his ears by now: Michi-

[mercysheart]

"This is the 'I DON'T TRUST A SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU' comp!" 😂😂😂

[manic-pixie-dick-girl]

Sapphics: damn Hozier just GETS loving women like no other man does. THIS is how sapphic love feels, THIS is how we desire women.

Hozier: *glancing around nervously* uh, you guys know I was singing about drugs, right? Right?

[rococo-rondo]

Obstical Courses

[dapper-lil-arts]

Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest

[moldy-cheese-being]

Other girls at my school: smoking, doing drugs, having sex, failings classes

Me: also smoking, doing drugs, and failing classes. I just eat gummy sharks instead of fucking cus my joyfriend is ace :3