#i look retarded wtf

[wondipity]

HELLOR :3

WAIT

LEMME GET MY GLASSES

IS THAT A PRETTY GIRL IS SEE

LEMME POSE REAL QUICK

WITH RIZZ

FRYGEDHSJKN OMG WHAT A PRETTY GIRL 😍😍

WAIT LEMME SHOW OFF MY (nonexistent) RIZZ

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

I just got a raise and poppop is already talking about trying to get me another. I make less than retards who don’t do shit based on time they have at the job. Which wouldn’t matter if we weren’t doing heavy duty janitorial work. Like they move rocks slower than I. Once I get the secret formula and get one more raise I’ve got crack smoking money.

[rosellabascomacapinlac]

Oh no, the filthy cheapstake greedy money thief ignorant lowly filthy uneducated man from the poor lied to tricked me.

He told me and my mom that he knew how to cook that he is expert in lies then my mom was believed in his lies, wtf? It was my aunt is the one who made that ingredients and not the fucking him. He tricked me and told that he thought I will in loved with him and have a crush with him that I would give birth an ugly mental retarded untalented monsters to be more than 10 breeds offsprings. That's super gross that dumbass gold digger ugly rapist who likes to attempted to insert his seeds inside of me. Okay, the same dumbass cheapstake rapist also contaminate the food I marinate plus he steal expensive things, look at my drawings, and he make all my creations ruined. It's all my mom’s fault, she is such a dumb old lady, she embarrassed me at the front of those lazy ass dumbass uneducated moneyless cheapstake rapist and its whore family from the filthy slums. That old lady my mom never knew how to protect me and he didn’t defend against those things can harm my life that turned into a fat nerd in distress and effect my intellectual that made me so quiet like an empty can. I believed my uncle and that flirtatious house maid done something on me since I was a baby, that's why my revenge on those ignorance is to ignore them, not helping them and not support them. It's because of them, they took our money and they stole everything from us to become poor that I will become a hostess. My aunt didn’t knew that shitty things she played was haunted that harmed her own niece’s life and intelligence.

Why that dumbass moneyless cheapstake money thief rapist whisper, what a piece of shit.

Good thing I didn’t get pregnant, I am still a virgin, thanks I am safe against from those evil clutches who made me a fucking domestic helper.

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh]

call me retard but you proved my point, and you never said submissive lmao you don't even know wtf your argument is.

I'm sure I have more money than your parents so sit down "I never paid a cent" your broke is showing

i did say submissive stupid fucking BITCH learn to FUCKING read

no way you’re making any money if you’re a retard who can’t read

and no bitch i’m not broke i just save my money or spend it on ME like i SHOULD

LEARN TO FUCKING READ AND SPELL YOU WORTHLESS LOSER MAN. Maybe someone would actually fucking look in your direction BUT I DOUBT IT. you are lower than scum.

[im-spun]

I must be freaking insane lmfao or straight up retarded idek !

K so I walk to the "ghetto" here to buy some side and see some white boy holding a very nice large sharp knife * you could see the edges of its sharpness glisening in the streetlights, you knew he took very good care if his blade * me to me 'oh ya, that guy's got side' so I immediately turn around (I walk fast) ask him if he got some shit i can buy... man, halfway through, I'm thinking 'yo this guy's angry. Obviously, I'm gonna get robbed 💁🏻‍♀️ look at the knife. ffs Dudes got a blacked out tear drop too (tho that doesn't always mean anything these days, but I am a woman : making me more vulnerable regardless). So he's obviously up to no good! Wtf am i doing🤦🏻‍♀️??!' BUT I still played it cool, and no I didn't get robbed 🙌🏼 but I think it's because the other half of me remembers the days I was nearly slicing ppl that tried to f*ck with me up so that's why I asked him plus he looked healthy. So a notch less sketchy than someone unhealthy with a knife lmao.. but not everyone is me. Who knows what other ppl r like blacked out in that state, and I need to remember that 🤦🏻‍♀️ he was cool, tho luckily. And most importantly, as I figured, he had side lmao.

Ya I'm pobably half retarded idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😐

[cator99]

I never intentionally make "headless woman sculptures" not because I think its personally distasteful for me to be doing so since I'm not some retard making a mould for like a Body Positivity Candle you know wtf I'm taking about always so fugly like if they dont just look hentai-inspired then they just go for Realism and it's just off putting like Ok do only the decapitated need "body positivity" well now that I think about it Yes regardless the thing is I love sculpting heads it's just that I use cheap clay soo they alwahs fall off so i do have all the heads that have broken off post-dry or that I just made without a body (why does nobody complain about Bodyless Woman Art I think we need to discourage the amount of people who clearly stick to busts because if they ever took a figure drawing class they might have to god forbid learn how to draw actual human female anatomy which might lead their artistry formed under the conditions of boku hero academia fanart being critiqued to a meltdown-inducing degree... fake artists need to be pushed to suicidal ideation it's necessary for their development and weeds out the weak and or the talentless trust fund kids) but yea I kind of just keep them in a miniature-head pile on my shelf not sure what else to do with them really. Anyway yeah I think whinging about the misogynistic nature of what random idiot nobodies make is stupid you can just say shit looks bad without opening up "foucault femininity and the modernization of patriarchal power" no shade I just think we have ummm bigger issues in the world as women perhaps. its OK TO BE A HATER. No justification necessary!

[black-rose-writings]

One post so that I don't have to spam yall about the new war

Look at this cinematic shit.

Fucking be-not-afraid moment from evil birb man.

Cool Grineer is cool.

I hate the faces in this game. Just give me back my faceless warframe, pls.

Dang, Corpus kid is doing good.

Tihi plot is happening.

Evil birb man will not stop me from saving space mom.

Evil faun man can, though, apparently.

Also, why did you stab me, that's so mean.

The logo is unpside down oh no.

Oh no, evil faun man has a cult.

Oh no, what did they do to my Mag.

Oh, look, it's little grown-up me and sad broken mom. And look, Ordis is a little drone, that's so cute.

While I was making myself more tea, I gave myself a similar high braid that my operator has. No reason for sharing that besides "haha, look, same hair".

Also, as always, Warframe has banger soundtrack. Evil "We all lift together" with gospel twist. Fucking brilliant.

Oh, look we get to skate with a human.

Operator (I mean, Drifter) as squishy as ever I see. Wo-hoo for stealthing I guess.

I didn't realize until now that my clan still has the fucking Janus key copypasta as our greet text. Thanks bro.

Dang, I hate taking elevators, I want my no-fall-damage Warframe back, pls.

Who the fuck is this shadow and why are they helping me? Oh, Stalker. And Hunhow.

Oh, look, evil warframes.

We're doing parkour with a squishy little human without a double jump. Sure, why not.

Homework - cue school flashback. Fucking brilliant.

I'll admit, I like having the Stalker on my side.

Oh, look, mom has her face back. And more flashbacks.

I should probably go to bed. Or I can make another tea and finish this stuff.

Timeline fuckery, hell yeah. See, this is what happens when you make deals with an eldritch god. I said, way before the timeline fuckery scene.

First thing I need to do after getting my shit back - pet the kitty. Kitty needs to be petted. It is the law.

Also, I'm still giggling at the Corrupted Vor monologue/copypasta in our greet text. Vor knows nothing.

Mimics posing as Ayatans. And my dumb magpie brain fucking almost fell for it. I am in fact an idiot.

Have I mentioned Sentient ships are freaky as fuck. Because they are.

And now my game glitched and I have to fight through the big evil sun eating ship all over again. No, it didn't glitch, this part of the game is just retarded like that. You die, you do this shit all over again. and you have to do a two minute archwing flight on top of that. Or no? Is this supposed to happen? WTF.

Space mom is back. And we see evil god.

Space mom has freckles on her shoulder.

Let's redo This is What You are, but the other way around.

[kijoou]

Warning cringe ass story

I will understand if you judge me 😞 BUT I HAVE CHANGED

it… contains… slurs… just be aware… of this menace writer…

Story

Allergies

Fernue: -watching boats slowly sinking in the ocean-

Sernue: Hey, Fernue! I’m positive that you’re not allergic of anything!

Fernue: yeah...

Sernue: because we’ve been eating like every food in the world from 4 days ago! Still have some leftovers though!

Fernue: -pause the video- YES. I KNOW. You fucking retard...

Sernue: Hey, no need to insult me but 

-hands petsi- you haven’t drink any fizzy drinks just ice teas....

Fernue: I’ll drink them later thank you very much. I’m sure the ice teas are not finished.

Sernue: That’s true...

Fernue: anyways I would like that food coloring shit out of my face.

Sernue: oh sorry -puts back the petsi and brings out 8up- this fizzy drink has no food coloring! I can prove it if you want.

Fernue: ...Okay...-takes the 8up- so I’m supposed to drink it? Or rather taste it?

Sernue: Yeah, Yeah!

Fernue: Eh...what worse can it go? -drinks it then throws the soda away-

Sernue: Oh...you don’t like it?...

Fernue: -starts scratching her skin a lot and scratching her tongue with her teeth- N-NO!! WHAT HAS IT DONE TO ME?!

Sernue: Oh um...

Fernue: -biting her skin a lot- WHY DOES IT HURT? G-G-GEeer...

Sernue (mind): this looks like an allergy reaction. Shit I can just watch at her dying. Sernue do something!

Sernue: I-I’ll be right back with the doctor okay? Stay he-

Fernue: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM GOING ANYWHERE, DUMBASS? 

Sernue: sorry -runs to the telephone and call the ambulance-

Phone: Sorry the service is not available here please go to the place where it has good service -beeeeeeeeeeep-

Sernue: Fuck fuck fuck.

Fernue: -falls and she starts shaking with bubbles in her mouth-

Sernue: -runs to the fucking roof- Service?? Please? -calls the ambulance- 

Service!!! :D

Sernue: HELLO MY TWIN IS FUCKING DYING!

Ambulance: We’ll be here in no time!

Weeee-Hoooo Weeee-Hoooo

the doctor breaks the door down and takes Fernue into the ambulance car

Sernue: how am I going to explain this to my parents...-gulp-

Fernue: -still shaking with bubbles on her mouth- brggggh...

Osteli: -skipping- Hm-hm-hm~ Fernue would love these

Sernue: Alright. I’m going to the funeral in what time -look at his watch- mmm-hm in about 30 seconds...

Osteli: I’m here for Fernue! Mind opening the do- Hey...why is the door broken?

Sernue: ...

Osteli: is there something wrong?

Sernue: ...uh...-sweating and looks everywhere-

Osteli: that’s mean there’s definitely something wrong if you’re nervous!

Sernue: nooOOO! Pfft nothing! Fernue is just uhh...s-she went out!

Osteli: where?

Sernue: to the...uhhh...(mind: fuck it) Ambulance.

Osteli: WHAT? -drops the object she was holding- I knew that something was wrong...-grabs him and runs to the ambulance-

Osteli: -Opens the door, puts Sernue down and goes to the nurse on the counter-

Nurse: Hey! What have you been experi-

Osteli: -smashes her hand on the table- Fernue...where is she?

Nurse: she’s right over there but you can’t go in...you can just sit here.

Osteli: -sits nervously-

Sernue: -sits beside her- relax! It’s not *that*bad. 

Osteli: Then why did you say is she’s in the  ambulance? Huh? 

Sernue: s-

Doctor: alright, Anyone come if your Fernue’s family. Come here

Osteli: tell me if she’s alright okay? -looks away-

Sernue goes in the room

Sernue: Heyyy! I so w-

Fernue: you can see how white is my hair you son of a bitch...

Sernue: Look, I felt guilty, okay? More guiltier then the dangerous prisoners...

Fernue: -coughs x7- YeaH...you *better*

-coughs COUGH-

Doc: back story?

Sernue (mind): this might be the best healing place but the doctors here are so nosy wtf...it’s cheaper once you say it anyway...ugh...

Sernue: S-so I was talking about allergies with my twin yeah...I thought she wasn’t allergic of anything so I hand her soda with no food coloring since doesn’t like food coloring. She takes a drink out of it anddd yeah. That’s what happened...

Doctor: Oof.

Fernue: I DO NOT HAVE- what is this disease called again...uhhh...WHITE HAIR DISEASE like.... N a g i t o.

Fernue: it happens once I’m scared I do not let out a scream but I do show signs of fear. Ugh I hate it...stupid neighbors with their ignoramus insults...

Sernue: Soo...when can she go out? 

Nurse: Maybe in 1 mouth and 3 days.

Sernue: That’s a lot...Why?

Nurse: 3 days for her allergy recovery and this very new disease.

Fernue: FOR THE LAST TIME. ITS NATURAL NOT ODD! YOU FUCKING -her body starts shaking- Gpog...grog...

Nurse: Oh no -yeets a medicine in her mouth- you okay? You shouldn’t rage...

Fernue: yeah...I wouldn’t rage if you make me rage...-looks away- Hmph! -her hair turns normal- 

Sernue: Just let her go in three days...

Nurse: Okay, fine than is there a day where you gonna let us check this very rare new disease?

Sernue: ...I dunno...maybe when the best time.

Fernue: ...

Doctor: -comes in with a injection-

Fernue: -her hair turns a little white and starts sweating- 

Doctor: Your blood is too high so I have to do this 

The doctor trying to inject her but she keeps on dodging it

Doctor: Stand still! This will hurt a little better than your blood being too high!

Fernue: I rather die then being injected

Doctor: -presses a button-

Five doctors coming 

Two grabs her hand

Two grabs her leg

One grabs her head

Her hair turns hair immediately

Fernue: Y-you can’t do th-

The doctor injects her

Fernue: Mmgh! -small amount of tears start rolling on her checks-

The five doctors goes away

Sernue: it’s okay, twin you’ll get out soon...

Fernue: TGh! -crying- w-why would you be so damn cruel you stupid twin...

Sernue: I didn’t know! I’m sorry! 

Fernue: -sniff. Coughs x3- Dumbass bitxh...-looks away-

Sernue: ...o-okay...

Nurse: now we’re busy -push him out- come back in 3 days! -shuts the door-

Sernue: mmh...

Osteli: So how is she? Good bad or what?

Sernue: She’s good...but the mood isn’t...

Osteli: injections?

Sernue: Yeah...

Osteli: As long if she’s fine! I’m happy! I’m going to bring her a lot of gifts and love!

Sernue: Good idea. Can I join? 

Osteli: sure! We can invite the other people too!

She grabs him to the store

~3 days later~

Fernue: FINALLY! IM FREE! -goes back home-

Fernue: -goes in the house-

Everyone: Welcome back!

Fernue: ...

Cuzari: Omg you look so beautiful now!

Sentai: I was praying to god that you won’t die! Jesus said you going to heaven if he failed.

Yumeko: Without you we would been no-

Timeki grabs Yumeko’s face

Timeki: Glad you didn’t die

Yumeko: huuuuuuuUUUU.

Tuseki: A beautiful flame didn’t go out. *sigh* What a relief! 

Toffia: I cannot bare that pain if you were gone! 

Fernue: thanks thanks thanks. I know without a captain you cannot cure depression! Kekeke....

Osteli: -pets her- I love you...husband...

Fernue: I’m the future -puts her head on Osteli’s stomach- a baby would be in here~ -pokes the stomach-

Osteli: y-you don’t have a D...

Fernue: yet...kekeke

The end?

Yayyyy an old drawing bonus, my favourite :DD

I DON’T WANT THIS ON MY FACE IM SO SORRY GUYS

[domesticabuser]

the way you where asking if you could do it w tyler just broke my heart. "erm is it abusive if i say no 🥺🥺🥺" so you wherent able to say no. this retarded white bitch deserves to boil. Im glad youre free from him

Looking back on it if any of my friends told me "yeah my partner doesnt let me wear xyz" id be like 'wtf they sound like an asshole' but when it was happening to me i just like. Let it happen because he really made it seem like id be a terrible person and disrespecting him if i wore A dress

[riderblaze261]

Helluva Boss EP 8

It finally came out. And all im gonna say is... i ACTUALLY LIKED IT.

Im not kidding. This must be the most chilled episode of HB after so long. It focus on Loona only. I liked her anxiety in this ep, it actually showed a more vulnerable side to her that i trully apreciate.I liked how she interacted with Blitz, especially in the end. I liked Vortex coming back as well. I actually LIKED BLITZ IN HERE AS WELL BECAUSE HIS NOT ACTING LIKE A RETARDED CUNT. He barely had screen time wich was refreshing for once.

Beelzebub... ok i will say this. I have re-posts on my acount about her design that say it wasn´t good. But honestly... i liked it... a little bit. Like yeah, it´s hell to animate, yeah it´s not really a good representation of the original Beelzebub. But frankly i really like her color pallet and some other details. And i really, really, REALLY loved that she wasn´t a Verosika 2.0. I barely stand her as it is. She was a nice person for a change.

Her relationship with Tex it´s cute... but it completly puts yet another plothole about Royalty dating a lower class demon. They are public about their relationship and no one bats an eye... like, WTF.

I dont see how Stolitz is wrong in that regard just like Fizzmodeaous (is that how write it?). In fact shouldn´t that be a good thing... because that´s what Asmoudeaus looks up to? Degeneration? A royal demon dating an "animal"?

Anyway as much as i enjoyed the show this time, it will all come down at Season 2 so... yeah, can´t expect that much.

[ineverhatedsouthparkvorehubart]

I’m am going to shit on everyone on this South Park faggot vore community….

southpark882203 is stupid he literally says he cares about himself he is selfish and a jerk so fuck uou bro

south park ships is autsim asf she is annoying and that’s the reason why her family broke up, because her ausism ass attitude ruined it all and stfu no one cares about you lmao ur art looks like a black nigger drew

ev-forever stfu no one wants to see your retarted ass fan art your so stupid and imagine living an Mexican stupid ass beaner cheap ass android user

bottabag omfg stfu you stupid ass mf no one cares about you stfu stfu you embarrassed yourself no one thinks your cool stfu and ur bf ass is gonna be on my cock stfu asuka langly wannabe nigger

zork34 omg stfu faggot, your annoying quit commenting on people art stupid ass ocd nigger wannabe faggot

deftone omg your retarted and ur probably gay cuz ur the one who like omg yes omg yes stfu your stupid ur retarded omfg ur autistic I hate autism kids

Dolores hay omg she stupid bro like if your going to make ppl requests then hurrry up and do mine AISIANS ass nigger and btw I support hitler

I will continue to shit on you niggers until I die

OMG WTF

[awesamcozy]

I’m seeing everyone talk about sapnap and kick and slurs and how disappointed they are and how they won’t support him and I’m like oh my god sapnap on his kick stream said a slur holy shit wtf I go to look for proof or clips anything and the like eye roll that happened when it was just him in a call with a guy who said retard and he didn’t say anything like

Retard is so 😭 a lot of people dont wven see it as a slur (it is one btw dont argue on this point) i grew up being called retard by other kids cuz it was just another word for really stupid when ppl were saying sapnaps gaming buddy or whatever said a slur i was expecting faggot...

[the-sinful-voice-witch]

TIME TO LOVE A CHARACTER:

Vector the crocodile! 🐊💚

What's not love about this character? He is hilarious and was always meant to be funny! (He literally starts dancing in his first appearance in 2D games if you stop moving him for a while 😂) he is a great leader! With love for dramatics, music and money 🤑🤑💰💰 He works better for comedy relief than boom knuckles horrendous blatant retarded stupidity or Amy's crazy stalker side (those can be more annoying than funny) but Vector was wonderful! Even in his TV shows apparitions like sonic x and even his only one time in Sonic boom (i liked the jacket but why did they take away the headphones?🙁) Being a reality star detective with a Show... That fitted his personality too well 😂😂.

But comic relief or not Vector is a character that knows when to be serious and I want to spot on the parts of him i liked the most in the IDW comics, I'm glad they are doing justice to him!🥰

First, the design: IDW art kicks the olds art style ass!

Aww just look at them!!😍

This heartbreaking moments...🥺🥺🥺 Vector defending his zombottified Kid and sacrificing himself to buy some time for the survivors 😢😢 he is just the best leader. I remember when he made the hard choice of caging between cars an infected citizen who was scared and crying and then charmy got mad at him and went back to her only to get infected too yet Vector was unable to leave his kid behind... 😭😭😭 LOVE HIM.

OMG 😭😭 just look at them!! After the end of the apocalypse! Reunited and singing together with Charmy sitting in his hand 👌👌🥲🥲 (but I have to say that... It's weird that they draw Vectors tail that way... I think the tail should be behind like Spio's) Also I wish they put a happy tear on Spio's eyes after all the emotions he went through 🥲

Jajaja I love this one! Because Vector is dancing with Amy and he is so tall he is lifting her 😂 it was nice seeing them dancing because I remembered that unnameable game about riding extreme gears where those two teamed up and for some reason they made Amy a obnoxious bitch (which she isn't 😡🤬), it was pretty weird seeing that messed up mix of chaotix and Rose teams... Wtf, anyway let's forget forever about that game. But also remembered his only episode in Sonic boom and I loved that Amy was a fan of his Show and trusted him more than Sonic 🤣🤣

Ok 2 things: first his facial expressions...👌👌🤣🤣 I love it when they imitate manga funny faces

Second... One of the things i loved the most in Sonic X was Vector Crush on Cream's mom Vanilla and I'm so glad they made this reference like he still has the crush as long as she shows up (by the way is it me or Vanilla looks hotter and hotter in this comics than her other apparitions? I am. Not. Complaining.😗💘) I think Vector is the oldest main sonic character (not counting Shadow, he is mentally 15) but Vanilla must be older than him, he likes women older than him uh 😏😏😏 like Knuckles... Jejeje Also he is great dad material.

(hey, that rooster is copying Vector style in necklace lol)

And my last ones cause this is getting long, like I said he is dad material, he would be a great stepfather for cream, to me he already has another kid anyway because I see him as Charmy's caretaker and Charmy has Cream age. Look how he is cradling him is his big arm 🤗🤗🥰 and... Another heartbreaking moment with our poor babygirl Belle just look how gentle and caring he is trying to soothe Belle and caressing her head🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭 nobody will change my mind that he would be the best Dad.

And that's all my love for Vector on this post, see you at the next one! 😘💋💋

[thecworddd]

-

I’m in this super depressive mindset and it’s not really a mindset cuz like it’s more of a general realization because what I’m comparing it to is - it’s not like a scary movie you don’t just get scared and then that’s its you move on with the rest of your life after yits like this is my actual life right now you know so it’s never going to stop how can my grand father have lived through everything that he lived through to end up getting hit by a car what like what the fuck is even the point in all the things he overcame he could have legit just of died in the civil war he escaped and that’s it that’s all he wrote but no he escaped to France then here like fought through all the racism that is related to immigrants and just got hit by a fucking car like how am I even supposed to know if he heard me how am I supposed to know if he’s watching over me what I’m just supposed to hope since when has hope ever been enough it’s not and yeah that’s why everyone’s like that’s why you can’t let it go well then yeah I guess I can’t just believe in Santa Claus either like ?!?!? I’m always fucking broke like I’m about to be 27 and I’m just chilled like yes I’m making 50k which I always though was gonna be my goal in life and all would be good bcs that’s what I thought with mama but like with inflation and all that absolutely retarded ass crap about economy wtf Is even 50k a year and with the stupid debt I have like I really just all time hate myself and I don’t think it’s a hate myself like “ you need to learn to love yourself” type of shit like I do love myself cuz I’m funny and I put being funny very high on my priorities list and when I put effort I actually look half decent so I don’t really care about that obvs would prefer to anyways wtv really not the conversation I’m trynna have so anyways need to double check Lexies eye infection make sure it’s going away which it seems to be going away tbh so I’m like 50/50 stressed but also feel guilty just being 50/50 stressed so more like 80/20 stressed then wouldn’t it be nice just to be a cat that gets washed by someone else everyday like living the best life climbing and attacking wtv you want cuz everyone thinks you’re cute lol

[calumofasgard]

I ain't reaching out, so settle down 😉. Plus, I feel like you stumbling across this would be easier for your anxiety. But as a warning, It's a long-winded roller coaster, so take ya time.

So I know you'll eventually see this, and yes, I'm talking to you. I mean, who else would still be unironically using Tumblr in 2023... but since you’re here, hey 👋, I'm glad you're doing alright. Well, I can only assume 🤷‍♂️, I like to think you are. But I know you're alive and kicking, which is always a positive. It's been a weird few years, to say the least, but I'm doing good myself. Not that you asked... but you came to my Tumblr, so it's only common courtesy.

Before I continue, however, I just wanted to make it evidently clear that you'll always be of importance to me regardless of everything. And, of course, I've thought about you. I'm not fucking psychopath... nor am I a high-functioning sociopath (sorry 😂). I hated that whole situation (which I didn't cause) and put it off as long as I could, and then shit happened. I was stuck between a rock and a hard place. The thing is, you were as equally at fault as I was, something Aurora agreed with, which I won't go into out of respect for you both, and in the hopes that you two are able to help each other these days.

However, I will apologise for how I dealt with it. I was angry (at both you and Beth) and under a lot of stress due to a situation that I didn't want to be apart of

I know you "won't care", but calm down tough guy, cos neither do I, but you'll "be happy" to hear that relationship gets treated akin to Voldemort. The only upside from that relationship is once I got out of it, I lost eight stone

As much as I am the same person you've always known, I am nothing like the person you knew. For a start, I'm a lot mentally healthier (like I literally meditate daily, wtf? 😂). I took charge of my ADHD, and I've been on my meds for four years now? Fuck knows, but I made the wrong call at 16. Shocker, I know, but that decision fucked me up basically until I was 23. Furthermore, after going through a lot at the back end of 2019 and 2020, I finally ended up in therapy; it was about time, really. 2020 was grim af as a whole tbf tho. But my ex relationship messed me up quite a bit, more so a culmination of things than just her (a girl called Melissa; oddly Connor's ex 😬)

I got made redundant during covid, which was shit, but I'm glad it happened as I wouldn't be where I am now (Studying Politics and Philosophy at the University of Sheffield)

As I said, I'm not reaching out. Realistically it's not even a guarantee you'll read this, tbf. I mean, I know you will, but at the same time, it doesn't matter. It's more for the closure and mental clarity for myself (like setting fire to a letter) and, in reality, yourself, which I assume you've already pieced together with me unblocking you in the first place. I can understand you're anger towards me. However, I don't believe you hate me, and realistically, you can't. You can hate what happened, but what happened resulted from our actions. It wasn't the fault of a sole individual unless you want to blame Beth, then... sure.

I've only ever wished the best for you and will continue to do so. Amazingly the same goes for Aurora, but I know she couldn't give a shit, which I'm not going to argue. I'd say the same goes for Connor, but it's a given. Actually, no, I will specify out of respect, as he's several levels above you all 😂. He could hate me to his core, but he'll always be my "mildly" retarded younger brother, and y'all better be looking after him.

For one last time, I'm not reaching out. However, if you ever need anyone, I will always be there, but for now, that's been me, your "long-distance ex" Baymax, fucking off 😉

P.s. My Chem was sick

[black-rose-writings]

Watching Shadow and Bone Season 2: Episode 1 - I am losing braincells fast

Okay, I finally have time. Let's do this.

Firstly, sorry if I miss some visual details, I am watching it on a very legal site that unfortunately has something of a potato quality.

S1 Intros looked better.

Alina is looking around in her pretty little dream sequence like "My Saints, life is so emo right now."

Sasha, my beloved.

Wasting sickness my ass.

And there is Mal, assuring her that Sasha is dead.

Where did Alina get her new fancy dress, if they've been on a ship since the end of S1? And her hair grew a lot for it being just two weeks... sorry, nit picks, but like... her hair was not that long and it doesn't grow all that much in two weeks.

Oh, look, Ketterdam. Surely, Alina will not face any danger of being kidnapped and sold into slavery, despite there being a million kruge bounty on her head last season.

So, what exactly do they think they'll find in Kerch. At least when they were running in the books, they just wanted to get to the frontier to disappear there. But like, you two don't have shit to your name... ah, I'm barely like 2 minutes in and I'm already rambling.

Oh, look, Kaz arranged them fake passports... somehow. While they were all on a ship.

*stop thinking about the details, stop thinking about the details, or you'll drive yourself crazy*

So, when exactly did she decide to go after the Sea Whip? Why does she believe it's real? Fuck, I'm doing it again.

Ah, yes, let's talk about our plans and identities openly in public where anyone can hear us.

Also, love how this is 100% the opposite of book Mal. Kinda unironially. Book!Mal can go die in a ditch.

So, we're sticking to the stange season 1 plot of Alina being some kind of a clairvoyant, huh?

Or, wait, are they in Novyi Zem? I guess they are. Okay, nevermind my first few points, I am an idiot.

I know season 1 did weird time jumps, too, but this is going to be very jarring.

Oh, look, Inej still not scared one bit of Haleen.

And... that's what happens when you leave town for months on a whim. You dunce.

Oh, look, Kaz's backstory.

Not sure how I feel about this weird twist, but sure, let's see where this goes.

I'm sorry, who did they even kill? WTF is that?

I mean, I know Ketterdam kinda sucks, but that went down way too quickly.

And Kaz trying not to lose his shit because he's surrounded by people. Well, at least that's book accurate.

Love how the guy next to Jesper is staring at him like "bro, who you talking to".

Okay, what the fuck is happening.

Oh, look at that, we are not completely ignoring that Kaz and co. got hired to kidnap and sell Alina. Well, her side of the story will, but hey, at least it's not completely glossed over like the fucking maps.

Okay, excuse, what the actual fuck is this? What in the name of hell is Nikolai doing. I am confused and not in a good way. I feel like we're missing... a lot of context. Like, a lot.

Okay, so let me get this straight... the way that they get around the "Crows planned to sell Alina into slavery" plot line is... by retconning it so that Nikolai was behind it all along. For some Saints-forsaken reason. Well, Alina is still dumb as bricks, but okay I guess.

Fjerda made ship-art. Of Darklina. For their bounty poster. (Or is this part of the whole retarded "Aleksander is working with the Fjerdans for some reason" plotline.

My question is where they got the visual reference from since everyone except for Crows and Alina-and-co. got murdered.

Kaz, mentally: Jesper, you idiot.

Wow, look at that. Room like for a queen. Wonder where they got the money from. Definitelly an upgrade from the bed-bug infested group room of the book.

At least take your fucking shoes off you barbarian!

Mal is down for travelling the world. Wow, they really pulled a full 180 on this bitch, huh?

Ew. Just ew.

Thank the Saints for cockblocking fishermen. I will vomit if they go any further.

Kaz, screaming internally: Shut the fuck up Jesper.

Oh, look, we still doing the whole "paying with jewelry got her tracked down" thing. Just, slightly less retarded.

Hold up, are we saying Jesper and Kaz are having the conversation now. Like, come on, they've worked with each other for a long time, there's no way this didn't come up before.

That is way more than 20 seconds, just saying.

Oh, look, another Alina dream sequence.

Okay, so is that like a Tether thing or is she just having prophetic dreams? If it's the Tether, how does Sasha already know what Mal is, they spoke like 2 times. If it's prophetic dreams... why though?

Language barrier? What language barrier?

Ravkan Grisha? Of all places? Is she talking about the pogroms that happened after the Fold expanded? Cause if I understand the timeline correctly, there's no way the news have spread that far, yet.

I mean, even in Novyi Zem, Grisha are not safe, in the books. There might not be society-wide prejudice, but there's also not any protection from, you know, slavers and shit (or at least not enough). Ravkan Grisha might be soldiers, but that's not exactly an uncommon profession in this world.

(calm down. You can rant later)

Please tell me this interaction isn't the reason Alina is going to go "All lives matter" on her Grisha status.

Also, how come the maps are marked in Ravkan? Again, language barrier is not a thing here.

Alina being the most suspicious thief ever.

Also, ehm, what the actual fuck is that map doing?

Wow, look at Alina, definitelly not attracting any attention with her summoning.

Why are these two talking about it... in the library of all places?

Also, I'm pretty sure public libraries with all this quantity of information available to just anyone were not a thing until the early 20th century, which the Grishaverse is most certainly not.

Dear god, this is so dumb.

Who drew that shit that it's so accurate that the people actually recognize her by it? At least when she had the physical collar in the books it made sense why everyone recognized her.

Mal being no less suspicious about asking about this shit.

For some reason, there's First Army here. Is that Bohdan from season 1? Why the fuck is he of all people in Novyi Zem?

I know the plot needs to move forwar, but this is a bit too many coincidences for my taste.

Mal's doing parkour, because we've gone 20 minutes without an action scene and if nothing happens for too long, people will start to question our dumb-fuck narrative choices.

Also, the question stands. Where the fuck did Mal and Alina get their money.

Not that I am a big fan of the King's army, but like... just shoot him. He's gonna hang for desertion, anyway. You had a gun to his head, already.

And look, how much of a badass Mal is, taking down a handful of soldiers of equal training without much trouble.

Really... you're trying to stay hidden and you've just found out there's a massive bounty on your head and you... summon in a square full of people.

I don't know why I'm bothering to use my brain anymore.

Random Zemeni people decide to protect her because... she's a Saint? I guess?

Zemeni people believe in the Saints, I guess.

Okay... let's see if they can at least write a convincing sibling dynamic when they don't intend for those two characters to fuck.

Tamar sounding far too 21st century and that's not how people talk, in general. (I say as if I talk to people).

As much as I love the bounty posters, I do have to say, I don't get how they have such a good drawing on them so quickly.

Why is Inej stealing random people's knives?

They killed Haleen. Off screen.

I mean, I guess that's one way to avoid Inej's absolutely amazing, very important and already ruined by last season revenge moment. However...

I am not saying this just because they changed the story and I know they needed to include them again, since they did last season, but like... I don't trust these writers to do these characters an ounce of justice. Or make up an alternative story that makes even a little bit of sense.

And there's still 20 minutes of an episode left. FML.

Okay, hot take, I liked book!Pekka more. This one is far too much of a cartoon villain and not in a fun way. Kaz was the one for whom it was personal. Pekka was just doing business. So, either Pekka is being pupeteered by someone else (which would make the level of too complex and dumb to work conspiracy way too high. Like, it already is, but this would be over 9000) or they really made Pekka into a cartoon villain who would hunt down one guy for a single (fake) million kruge job.

And just like that, everyone in the room went deaf.

Oh, look, Wylan. He's baby.

Inej somehow got caught sneaking in the shadows. Book!Inej would be disappointed.

Ah, yes, asking a random stranger to help break your boyfriend out of the most secure and shitty prison in all of Kerch, like, right now, something which took a lot of planning and a lot of work in the book.

(stop comparing it to the book, we know it was better, you'll drive yourself crazy)

I think telling them you're innocent when you're being dragged into the cell is... a little pointless?

I am still asking the money question.

And that's Sturmhond's ship, isn't it?

Ew 2.

Dear god, they're still using the fucking pins. They didn't have to. They could have completely avoided it. They didn't have to do it. I feel personally attacked by the inclusion of the pins.

How does Alina not realize the boat people are after her, too, right now, is beyond me. Like... my dude, my lass, nobody is going to put their life on the line for one shitty pin.

Are we getting Sasha. Please tell me we're getting Sasha being the best leader and the best character, please, I need a little bit of common sense before I lose my shit.

So... the first army is doing the sham trials of Grisha. And Aleksander is going to save them. And he's still the villain and not the monarchy. Okay. Sure.

Is that Genya?

Tell me, if this is what happens, how in the hell is she going to join Alina, who is supporting the King.

Please, tell me the show is gonna go for a "Fuck the monarchy" twist.

The First army is laughing as they're preparing to murder a bunch of innocent people. I think it's only fair that I cheer on once Sasha and the Nichevoya tear them to bits.

It's Sasha to the rescue!!!!! Hell yeah.

Now that is a hero's entrance. Moi Soverennyi!

Ah, yes, time to catch up.

Oh, look, Alina being a dumb bitch finally but her in the ass.

Well, not really, we know it's Nikolai, but Saints I wish it did.