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televisionbodiez · 9 months
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hey <3 i also love monty the biggest amounts and i think you should share your awesome thoughts about him (and his awesome friendship to gregory) with me and the world okay??
pls pls pls begging-
SORRY IT TOOK ME A SEC TO GET TO THIS BECAUSE IVE BEEN BUSY WITH SCHOOL LATELY (°ロ°) !!!
BUT OMG HAI HAI ⭐️ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME THIS I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MONTY!!!!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH TO SHARE!! JUST A LOT OF HEADCANONS N STUFF ^^
IM STARTING WITH ANGST.. IJUST THINK ABOUT MONTY ANGST SOOOO MUCH
- The quote "im not a violent dog, I don't know why I bite" reminds me of Monty SO MUCH. He is so prone to anger but he hates that side of himself. He can't control it. And being self aware of his anger just makes him feel even worse. He wishes that he could he softer and nicer, he just hates how he is so much. Monty feels stuck and is always longing for a more peaceful existence.
OKAY MOVING PAST THE ANGST!!!
- As a way for him to cope with his anger better, Fazbear Entertainment started to require that he goes to the daycare and hangs out with Sun. Think of it as unofficial "anger management."
- Sun has experience with dealing with emotional kids so it is genuinely good for Monty !!! He gets to participate in arts and crafts and the kids there are excited over him !!!!
- it's funny to think about him looking so oversized when sitting at the arts and crafts tables surrounded by all of the kids
- Initially, Monty REALLY REALLY HATED GOING THERE. AND WAS REALLY MEAN TOWARDS SUN, but Sun still remained nice and friendly because he was eager to befriend Monty nonetheless
- AND THEY DID END UP AS FRIENDS!! In their own time, Sun had opened up to Monty about how he deals with difficult emotions as well. Monty hearing someone else endure something similar to his struggles was eye opening
- Roxy and Monty are so siblings/bffs, they absolutely gossip with eachother and Monty let's Roxy practice makeup on him
- I THINK MONTY AND CHICA WOULD BE SUCH CUTE BFFS.
- Monty's "rivalry" with Freddy is one sided and VERY unserious, Freddy is so friendly with him and Monty gets all grumpy (but he does like Freddy, he just doesn't want to admit it. He's his self proclaimed "enemy")
- HIS TAIL WAGS WHEN HES EXCITED.
- I have a headcanon that depending on the animatronic, they're programmed to work better with a certain age group and Monty is more targeted towards older kids and teens
- Monty loves cute things but he really wants to keep up his cool Rockstar persona SO HE HIDES HIS LIKING TOWARDS CUTE STUFF.... but the rest of the glamrocks can see how obvious it is when kids give him gifts and his tail starts wagging over recieving a Hello Kitty plushie or something
- so he isn't the best at dealing with little kids and gets awkward at times
- BUT YOUNGER KIDS SEEM TO LIKE HIM SO MUCH. he reminds them of a dinosaur AND KIDS LOVE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- even if he's all awkward with the younger kids it's okay, the kids find it funny and he gets more familiar with dealing with them as time goes on
MONTY N GREGORY TIME!!!
- With him and Gregory, both of them would end up being so mischievous at the expense of the other glamrocks,, they would absolutely pull really stupid pranks and test out stupid things
- Monty is like the fun uncle who encourages Gregory's recklessness WHICH IS A NIGHTMARE DUO FOR FREDDY WHO GETS SO CONCERNED ABOUT GREGORYS SAFETY
- but tbh I think Monty and Gregory are less like an uncle and nephew and more like an older brother an younger brother
- like they tease eachother and will argue over dumb things😭
- thinking about Monty and Gregory getting temporarily banned from the daycare because Monty was trying to throw Gregory into the ballpit from as high as possible
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darkxsoulzyx · 2 years
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POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom
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just-a-hooman64 · 1 year
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I ADORE environmental
details/storytelling
In the entrance of the pizza plex of RUIN, You can tell so many details about what type of people explored the pizzaplex before Cassie. To me at least, they truly feel like teenagers who may or may not spent time in the in-canon FNAF fandom (or that they're just realistically silly goobers)
This all comes from the graffiti of course, and the little marks people left around
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"I Spent the night here and lived!!"
To me, this tells me that they are aware of the same "Five Nights at Freddy's = dying" correlation as we are (Thanks to Help Wanted making fnaf games canon in the fnaf universe). You cannot tell me that you wouldn't see this in real life if a fnaf attraction closed down.
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"Tag Yourself"
A silly tag yourself chart. I can't tell what all the corners say, but I can read "Wizard" At the top most and "Filled with terror" on the right. The left hand side also says "Filled with" but the Vanny graffiti blocks it out. If someone knows what it says I'd love to know!
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"Me"
The question is, does this have any significance for did a (maybe) Monty fan climb all the way up and spray paint the two letters green in dedication to their favourite animatronic
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"do NOT eat the CHOWDA"
A reference to the code name for the RUIN Dlc. I wonder what was in the chowda...
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"He was our superstar <3"
There are various instances which let us know that Freddy Fazbear is truly a beloved person in universe. The people adored him, and even after the plex closed down, the people sneaking in show their love and appreciation to the big bear <3
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"they're still here"
Seems like someone encountered the animatronics and managed to live to tell the tale in yellow spray paint. Wonder how this person is doing.
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"I miss fizzy faz :("
Apparently the pizzaplex is the only place where fizzy faz was sold. That or the company who made it broke ties with fazco and its out of production.
And finally
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"Forever &Ever, Love Freddy"
It seems that those within the fazbear universe are just as interested in this phrase as many of us are. These words are found basically all over the pizzaplex, however I just have screenshots from the enterance. Seems like others had found their way into Bonnie's Green room and discovered the poster.
While some of these graffities may be referencing the Fazbear and Friends theme song, "Love" only shows up on that poster as far as I am aware.
This Is wonderful detailing to me, not only displaying how the outside world loved the Fazbear and Pizzaplex, but also enforces the importance of that poster and the words "You & Me Forever & Ever, Love, Freddy"
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s1llydr3amscape · 4 months
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Maybe it was the friends we made along the way!
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My security breach cast re-imagined when we first got the posters and merch leaks!!! I changed them into ocs because after seeing their in game designs I fell in love <33333
Another reason why Vanny is my fave is because I don't have to design her clothes /j
Extras and ramblings under the cut :
Zoomed in because I drew them on the same canvas like a goober :
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Many reasons why I chose to make the way it is are cause hehehehe
-I didn't like Roxy at first because off that funko leak being a reused model of Foxy. So I made her a hyena recolor using his model because I think they're cool, yet I still kept the fact she's the shortest because of Foxy in fnaf 1 being the shortest!!! And it did sorta happen with her being his replacement 😭She has short hair because I think one of her main appeals would be she would change up her hair every other week.
-Freddy is a moon bear because I miss Lefty. Also cuz I thought Fazbear Ent developed enough technology so that they could change colors during the night/dark like in the posters making them blacklight/neon. Also once again I miss Lefty and Also Nightmare. He had blue eyes freaky like that because I think FazEnt was developing new technologies to recognize guests by having their main stars test them out. And it did happen in the game so yay!!!
-I genuinely didn't think Bonnie would show up because off the leaks but at the time everyone designed their own version off him and so did I!!! I made him white and brown as a homage to Vannys help wanted mask. The blue streaks in his hair also relates to my Vanessa design. Reasons for this is because with how advanced the AI it was to trick them into thinking they were eachother friends. Why because the heartbreak would've been catastrophic.
-Chica didn't change much but I added brown because I love the color brown it is my top 1 color with purple following behind. Also because I love gradients I fucking love gradients you bet your ass if I add gradients I could <333 She has feather hair like that because off Big Bird I saw in a short fnaf sesame street horror yt video and that scared and gave me nightmares because of this one scene of a lady giving birth to his kid??? Idk it scared me alot. She's my favorite tho <3333
-Monty didn't change except he had circular glasses because I wanted him to match with Roxy as the newest additions to the Fazbear brand!!! Also man I wish one of them was a drummer but I couldn't decide between if Roxy or Monty would get it. I also didn't know Roxanne would be racing and gave her rock climbing. Reasons cause imagining her chasing you being able to climb walls would be scary. My only wish Is that I made his snout longer I want you to be able to hold it like a weapon
-They all have eyelashes because I think that is epic!!!
-Freddy is the tallest. Bonnie and Chica are the same height and Roxanne is the shortest
Might redraw them in my oc world version (if anyone would be interested it's basically also a robot story with my old fnaf oc's now turned rivals to Fazbear Entertainment) and not simplified but my other wips need me they are calling for me they are telling me to finish them and I must!!! Probably
And here's my older art after we got to see the game and the designs are wack oughhh :
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They would've fought with my pink yellow blue Vanny design!!! Which is the only one I redesigned because I love Vanny to much... You can see her pre-design here and oughh Pink Vanny <3333
-If you look closely Vanny has a Dino looking tail!!! And that's because I thought hey imagine each time we defeated an animatronic she'd sew a piece off their body onto her suit! So when we killed Monty she'd scavenged and get his tail!!! With Chica she got her chicken feet!! And with Roxanne she gets her teeth!!!
-Why because I associate her with Pinkamena cupcakes so much. Also to add onto my previous statement with Bonnie looking like her old mask. She changed her suit in the final act to solidify herself as the bad guy (final boss) who had been using the animatronics for his own gain.
-Man I never draw Chica with her head bow now that I think abt it same with Vanny's whiskers god what was I thinking!!!
Also sorry they're oddly cropped I watermark my stuff to remember what year I made them in and my old username is bad 💀
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intrigd-voyagr · 3 months
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HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO MY BIG GOOBER MONTY. BEST SNAKE EVER ❤️❤️❤️
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HE LOVES GIVING AND GETTING KISSES AND SMELLING HAIR!!!!!!!!
Here he was when I got him at 1 month old @ 100g, now he's 500g! He was so scared he balled 💔
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amazing-spiderlad · 1 year
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Favorite fictional ship, and reasons?
I have way too many so here's my top 5 in no particular order
1- Destiel
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Reason: Look at them. Look at these guys. Cas is such a lil dork I love him, he deserved better.
2- Sonadow
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Reason: I feel like this image sums up their dynamic pretty well. Also Shadow rlly needs a friend.
3- These three dorks
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(art by @nneptunevil on twitter)
Reason: Freddy and Bonnie definitely had something going on, and I already shipped Monty with both of them separately, so this seemed like the natural next step.
4- These two silly goobers
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Reason: They have literally been occupying space in my brain for like 10 years. That is not an exaggeration.
5- Stolitz
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Reason: I know they're not doing great right now but it's pretty obvious that these two are gonna end up together. Also fluffy British owl man make my brain go brrr. I just want him to be happy.
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question answers!!! yay!! 💥💥
i met cassie on her birthday (either her 9th or 10th bday) and she wanted me to preform for her an be at her party!!
i think i saw gregory or at least someone who looked similar to gregory in the pizzaplex before sb i believe!!
favorite activity was probably hanging out with monty, chica, freddy, or sun / moon!! me and sun were also rlly close!!
everybody was so nice!! chica was my best friend maybe even my long lost sister tbh!! monty and i were dating so we hung out every single day lol-
glam bonnie and foxy did exist!! me and foxy were like siblings who claim to hate each other but actually are super overprotective of each other—
i think I remember cassies dad but not any of her friends / family!!
staff were either super kind or super rude and bitchy.. i was lucky enough to be close with the kind ones..
me and monty started dating after we had a long talk abt our interests, similarities, and then I conceded to him and he confessed to meeee and you probably know what happens next (average hallmark movie script)
me and monty usually hung out with sun and moon and made paintings or crafts together!!
when i first met monty he looked rlly scary and rude but turned out to be rlly nice and chill!! such a goober 💥💥
staff usually decorated our rooms but we could redecorate our rooms every once in a while!!
long sighhhhhh,, i miss them 💔💔 (buys 300$ worth of merch of everybody to cope)
that sounds really nice, its good that you have so many lovely memories with the others, and cassie :D
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commander-spaceboy · 2 years
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Plato!!!!! Yippee!!! Love that dude!!!
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Michael Gruber?? More like Michael GOOBER cause bark bark bark bark barkgggrrrrr grraaghh ghrraaaggggfrrrr grAHHHDRDFGGRGHRHGAGFFRRGGGGG
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Intended for this to become my icon but like,,, ehhhh,, i couldnt figure out a good theme to go with it so im okay ig,
N e wayz Holt Hyde!!! Literally my 2nd fave monster high character (1st being Robecca)!!! There isnt enough fanart of him out there but if no one else got him i got him.
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(A warm up doodle from the other day, he looks okay enough here)
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From @bamsara ‘s solar lunacy
They r just silly little guys n i think they r neat
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Also
This scene was bouncing around n my head like a dvd logo so it had 2 b drawn @ some point
But also like maime kill maime grrrr (ignore that monty is my favorite character.)
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My #1 post of 2022
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Gee Monty how come you get 2 bfs? They r just colorful little snakes n i think its neat.
Matching glittergolf images cause i see a lot of people only drawing Monty n sun. Monty loves both his bf equally!!
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slipperyskell · 3 years
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I love all ur Monty headcanons. Just a crunchy ADHD gremlin. Spectacular.
I love big angry Monty with complicated feelings about himself and his coworkers (human and bot alike) as much as the next guy, but he will always be a slightly unhinged goober who just wants to play some FUCKIGN golf with somebody in my eyes
like, come on, look at him!!! he is big and friend-shaped even after the assumed himbofication he went through when he was brought into the band
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Been having a weird/off week. But you know what’s made it better?
Spending some more time in Midvale with Supergirl Ep. 6x06, “Prom Again!”
Spoilers!
So! Last week was the fun shenanigans/set-up, THIS WEEK we get the emotional pay-offs and oooooh. So good. So good.
Historically, Supergirl kinda struggles to stick its landing when it comes to paying off its set-ups, but I think this episode is really solid in that regard.  
And thus, we begin! With the forest showdown! And I love it. Love every part of it. Love Kara flying in and freeing Nia and Brainy with her heat vision, love that one of Kenny and Kara’s go-to plays is called ‘Speed Racer’, love Brainy’s whole, ‘my buddy’s gonna BLAST YA if you don’t cooperate’ and Kara just. Threatens the bad guys from the shrubbery.
She’s supposed to be scary and intimidating with the heat vision eyes but dagnabbit...it’s just kind of cute.
Last week I completely forgot to mention how much I love that Kenny and Kara have go-to plays WITH NAMES. (NERDY names at that!) And also that Alex is so exasperated by it.
JUST YOU WAIT, KIDDO. 
Fast forward to the Fortress and everyone’s happy! The day is saved! The timeline is restored! Alex apologizes for being a bit of a grouch!
*cough* understatement *cough*
And Brainy doesn’t get the fist bump, d’awwwww. XD
Nia has a lovely chat with Kara wherein SHE is the elder hero who inspires the youths. Nice. NICE.
And THEN, the first of some good Danvers Sisters scenes...we’ll call this one ‘the mini-van chat.’ 
Kara apologizing about the ‘Zookeeper fight-y thing’ and the GLASSES FIDGET.
Shout out to the writers, who were ON-POINT with the dialogue for both parts, and shout out to the young actresses as well. It’s...honestly uncanny, how well they nailed playing Kara and Alex. 
(I mean, we knew this already, of course, but GOSH. What a wonderful showcase. So, so glad, that we got such a large Midvale story in the final season.)
Right, so, another dialogue highlight from the mini-van chat (but like, not in a silly way. More in a, ‘oh wow that’s very sweet’ way) Alex, to Kara about her choice: ‘It’s the right one because you made it.’
THESE KIDS.
Then we go to Nia and Brainy on the Legion Cruiser!
Nia’s outfit? Outstanding. Brainy’s mask? Admittedly a little distracting because it didn’t look like it was fitting quite right.
But A+ song choice for their dance, show. 
(Really, A+ song choices across the board. You can tell they were absolutely LOVING getting in all those needle drops.) 
And then we discover--ALL IS NOT WELL! THE TIMELINE IS STILL BROKEN!
Cat Grant has released the aliens! And she has been captured! And yet she remains heckin’ fearless!
Love that she calls Mitch ‘Mr. Blue Sky.’
It took me a while to warm up to this ‘new’ version of Cat Grant but this episode really gave her some fun stuff to do and yep, I dig it. Great stuff. 
Meanwhile, back at the prom...
I'm taking this moment to applaud the Supergirl folks for their very nice workarounds for ‘crowded’ locations this season thus far. The episodes have never felt like, overtly obvious in terms of Covid protocol impacts (I mean there are a few scenes here and there where you’re like, ‘oh, yeah, this is set up in this specific way to probably account for some production changes) but I’ve never felt that the episodes are losing anything, you know?
Case in point! Two episodes, set in a crowded high school! But most of the stuff takes place before/between classes, or outside!
(Specifically enjoyed all the outdoor stuff and natural lighting. It’s not quite the same as that LA sunshine, but. Still nice.)  
Anyways, in “Prom Again!” the action/discussions are set in the hallways/classrooms outside of the actual Prom. Inobtrusive! Makes sense for the story! Doesn’t compromise!
Gold stars for everyone. 
Kara and Kenny are BOTH unrelentingly cheesy--Kara even says as much--and it’s wonderful.
‘Hey Stargazer.’ Kara, you smooth operator you.
Shout out to Kenny’s bowtie, it’s great.
...Shout out to Kenny in general.
(Like, Will is great, but he’s got a lot to live up to, now.)
So FURTHER PROOF THAT THE TIMELINE IS BUSTED: Kara is going to stay in Midvale!
:O
Me, knowing full well that Kara has to go to National City, but also being...just a liiiiittle bit team Kenny: 
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And then...THE METEOR!
That Kara just. Body-slams.
It reminded me of another Danvers, who also body-slams some space stuff:
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But UNLIKE Kara’s cross-company cousin, this particular move does not end well!
Because there’s KRYPTONITE! And also, a CLOAKED SPACESHIP, BLOCKING THE FALLING METEOR DEBRIS! And, you know, ALIEN HUNTERS THREATENING HIGH SCHOOLERS! And Kenny SACRIFICES HIMSELF FOR KARA!
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(Well, okay. It’s tonight but you get the idea.)
Poor, sweet Kenny. Who feels WAY out of his depth as he’s imprisoned alongside Cat on the alien ship...but it does bring us one of her patented ‘tough love pep talks.’ Wherein she calls Kenny brilliant.
And also, Kendall.
Never change, Cat. Never change.
Also, “Go, go.”
Okay, some more rapid fire specifics that I enjoyed so that this list doesn’t get...too? Long? ...No promises.
Smol Kara squaring her shoulders in that classic Kara Super Pose! 
Alex being able to pick a lock!
Kara using the reflected sunlight from the moon to heal!
‘That’s an 80% failure rate’ ‘Oh yes it’s terrible.’
The scene where the police have Kara, and Alex comes rushing out all, ‘that’s my sister!’ and Kara’s gonna just RISK EVERYTHING to fix this?
100/10, excellent, love to see that Danvers Sisters angst in the Worst Timeline. Also? Alex’s desperate little headshake, silently pleading for Kara to NOT DO THE THING???? Devastating. In the best way.
‘The world will know that name...Keira.’ 
No Plutonian Landshark sightings!?!? Not even a graphic on a computer screen? FOR SHAME!
(Personally, I’m imaging that they look like Jeff, pictured below.)
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Kara stowing away on the Cruiser, and her very cute, ‘Don’t be mad!’
Her entire speech about her future--She’s just seventeen! She doesn’t have her driver’s license yet! Eliza’s only let her do the laundry once! She’s not even sure she can make rice!
(Eliza, I love you, but for Pete’s sake, let your kid do her own laundry.) 
Brainy and Kara trying to play it cool upon being discovered by Kenny and Alex! 
Their story involving an excess of formal wear!
Nia inspiring Cat to start CatCo, and telling her she’s CAT FREAKIN’ GRANT!
“If you say Lois Lane I will expire.”
Wait, did I mention the lucid dreaming power yet? ...Nia’s lucid dreaming power!
The entirety of Kara and Kenny’s talk in the gym!
Kara in the Worst Timeline tell Alex, ‘you don’t have to shout’. And then in the Fixed Timeline: ‘inside voice please.’
And she quotes Monty Python that lil GOOBER.
THE WHOLE EPISODE(S) was a GOSHDARN DELIGHT, I TELL YA. (Did I say that last week? I might’ve said that last week, but I don’t care.)
And now, some slightly more in-depth, overall thoughts:
So, How ‘Bout Them Danvers: Not surprisingly, the girls end up in, if not the exact same place as the end of “Midvale”, then pretty darn close. I’m trying to avoid, like. All of fandom, these days, but unfortunately, the bad takes are numerous, and often untagged. So I did see a bunch of people insisting that Kenny living ‘ruined the Danvers’ relationship’ and that the show is ‘taking away everything that makes Kara Kara’
To which I say:
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In the broadest terms, what needs to happen by episode’s end to match up with “Midvale”, and prep the kiddos for the stuff that happens in the Pilot - Kara needs to put the aspirations of super-ing on the backburner, and Alex needs to like. Not hate Kara, but also be committed to helping Kara keep her secret, you know...secret. 
All of these things are set up. I repeat: All. Of. Them.
And Kenny didn’t have to die!
(I will admit, I chuckled that they so blatantly teased an untimely demise for him...because I know it will annoy select corners of fandom.
Muhahahahaha.)
But anyways, back to those key ingredients for making a ‘Danvers Sisters in the same emotional place they were in @ Midvale’s end’ soup: Alex deals with that simmering resentment. Seeing Kara handle herself well in a super-ing context gives her that little, ‘hey, this isn’t so bad!’ outlook.
BUT INTERESTINGLY, in the Fixed Timeline, Alex and Kara don’t have that chat in the supply room, where Alex is like. ‘You CANNOT reveal your powers, BAD THINGS will happen if you do.’ 
That is saved for the Pilot!*
MEANWHILE. The Kara ingredients! She puts super-ing on hold. 
Her chat with Kenny functions as a replacement for her chat with J’onn-as-Not!Alura, in the sense that it’s here that she reveals that she didn’t choose to come to Midvale, she didn’t choose these powers. 
(...I can already sense fandom using those lines to prove their end-of-series theories and like. Ugh. Ugh.) 
But anyways. It’s also here that we get shades of Pilot!Kara, what with the season one conflict of being Super vs. being normal. 
It’s ALL THE SAME STUFF.
Fandom needs to like. Chill. 
And their (fake) concern for Kara’s characterization is entirely misplaced, because this was a really wonderful showcase for Kara in particular.
Like. The first episode was really Nia’s time to shine, and we still got solid Brainy and Nia action in this episode!
But man. That good Kara content.
THE CONTENT I CRAVE!
So speaking of good Kara content in particular, I LOVED Kara’s prom dress. It's got both a SKIRT. AND PANTS!
Amazing.
I know nothing of fashion, but it was very cute, very girly, and okay. Though I hate the comic, the one thing I actually liked about Future State is Kara’s costume. This was similar!
(Thank goodness it looked nothing like the prom dress from Rebirth. That...was a bit of a train wreck.)
(Look, not all comic artists are great clothes designers, it’s just how it is.)
We see the empowerment theme come up with Kara inspiring Kenny; he describes her as ‘an amazing light in a world of darkness’ and tells her that, ‘you changed me, Kara Zor-El.’
We love to see it. 
They also agree that stargazing and Monty Python make for the perfect prom these absolute NERDS I love them.
*Quick wibbly-wobbly, timey-whimey note WRT making this episode ‘fit’ with the Pilot: I’m not saying that it 100% does. There’s already the change with the Kryptonite, and the added info/awareness of the DEO. 
Those little changes, though, don’t really impact the overall arc of Kara and Alex, the way the emotional stuff might. 
Thus! The ‘Pilot’ of Earth Prime, and in fact, the ENTIRETY of the show’s run thus far most likely involved little differences throughout, but the emotional core is very close, if not the exact same.
BUT EITHER WAY, it doesn’t matter, because our Kara and Alex are still our Kara and Alex thanks to the multiple sets of memories! 
(So all of fandom’s freaking out is for naught. As it almost always is.) 
I bring this up because, again, as much as I talk about setting stuff up for where we find Kara six years from now--this Kara is a little different! She comes across as more confident, something Izabela Vidovic mentioned in an interview, when discussing her approach to playing Kara this time around. 
And now, Alex: Admittedly, she gets less focus as like, a solo-entity in these episodes--she really is there to serve the more Kara-centric plot. Personally, it didn’t bother me too much because outside of these flashback episodes, Alex has had some solid development and screen time, so. It balances out.
And the scenes we did get with those 2? Solid. Top tier. There was even a couch scene! Like, technically. Because there was a couch in the supply room. XD  
Spotlight on Kenny: fandom kinda loves to insist that all the men on Supergirl are trash, because, ya know. 'Feminism’ or whatever. It’s ships, it’s always ships. But, in fact! The dudes on Supergirl? Are actually wonderful! And Kenny is another example of a guy who isn’t afraid to be emotionally vulnerable, who 1000% supports Kara, but is also like. His own person. 
GOOD JOB, SHOW. GOOD JOB.
Brainy too, had some really nice stuff in terms of dealing with his emotions!
And it’s Brainy who gives us our closing line, as Nia asks him how he’s feeling now that they’ve accomplished their mission:
“Hopeful.”
NOICE.
In conclusion! “Prom Night” and “Prom Again!” were EXCELLENT! They had heart! They had stakes! They had the promised time-travel do-over alluded to in the titles! Outstanding performances from the entire cast! Tthe ‘young’ versions of characters in particular! And I WILL be watching these episodes on repeat throughout the three-month hiatus! XD
But before the Super Friends take their break: NEXT WEEK! The Quest for Kara Concludes!!!
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Ninja Steel is Fun Actually or How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love Victor Vincent.
1. The season seems keen on chilling out for most of its run with a dash of goofiness, each episode being its own adventure with the thinnest of Myth arc sown together. The Ninja Rangers themselves don’t have to answer to any higher power aside from the semi-sentient Nexus. No Zordon and especially no Gosei. They feel like high schoolers who choose for themselves to be heroes.
This is honestly my favorite kind of team similar not unlike with Lost Galaxy. They’re not Rangers because they were bestowed these powers by somebody but because the powers deemed them worthy. While Mic plays mentor, he and Redbot are mostly two Alphas working as one. It feel like an unofficial after-school club down to how their base is located in the high school ala Fourze.
Mic Kanic was a fun character, owing to Kelson Henderson’s being able to show his on-screen chops after being on voice-over duty. He’s the one who dispenses the moral of the story not unlike with Keeper, illustrating his points through reverse engineering them not unlike... a mechanic. Damn, that’s good.
Unlike with Keeper, he doesn’t feel as though he’s “there” for the sake of moralizing. He’s the one forging the Ninja Power Stars whenever the Prism displays a new weapon to wield along with Redbot. He doesn’t pretend to be smarter than the others, he’s just helping teens out in his own weird way. Not that his shape-shifting couldn’t have been played with in more episodes IMO.
2. The episodic nature feel far more like a feature than a flaw. In addition to the Rangers being high-schoolers, we have ourselves a light-on-plot format not too dissimilar to Mighty Morphin’ way back when. Now as an anniversary season. this can feel like a problem when many expect it to be “Go big or go home.” I get that yet... I also enjoy how one could go back to any episode in isolation.
That’s not to say that I don’t feel like it can’t feel held back at time in adhering to this format. I can say that giving each Ranger more pronounced character arcs while maintaining this structure wouldn’t have been impossible with a bit more focus on Story Editing. Preston reconciling with his father could’ve been set up if Marcus Tien had more of a presence up to that episode for one thing.
3. Victor and Monty. Where do I even begin with these two goobers? Chris Reid and Caleb Bendit go absolute ham with their characters ever scene they get. The latter is an over enthusiastic nerd who I swear has the hots for Mr. Vincent. The former has such a flare to him in bringing this young Gaston to life with such delicious arrogance.
Now... I get why they’re (charitably speaking) not exactly fan-favorites. Their C-Plot antics can feel divorced from the story compared to a lot of Bulk and Skull’s escapades way back when. To say nothing of some of their... bowel-based comedy routines.
Yet for me, there was just an unabashedly enthusiasm to their wacky hijinks that I could never hate for the life of me. They could be so juvenile yet did it without ever feeling an ounce of shame. Even their fart jokes don’t just settle for less.
One episodes they’re cocooned by a spider monster and float into the sky in their inflated wrappings. Another they try to turn the entire class into one big Dutch Oven to avoid a test they didn’t study for... only for the teacher to pass out gas masks. The cherry on top? They don’t get any.
It leaves me in a sense of “Oh my god,” but in the best way possible. I shouldn’t like them. I really shouldn’t but... I’m too much of a late 00s kid to grow out of it. Go ahead and call out my bad taste, I don’t care.
Now this isn’t to say that there were things that couldn’t have been improved upon from small adjustment to pretty major tweaks that I’ve often pondered.
1. The villains were a tad hit or miss. Odious was a good Star Scream in how she schemed behind the scenes and got the likes of Ripcon to take the fall when her fake Aiden plan didn’t precisely go as planned. Cosmo Royale is a huge ham in the best way as Galaxy Warrior’s host, playing up each monster of the day.
That said, Galvanax and Ripcon were the weaker of the lot. The latter could’ve had more of a rivalry with Brody. Maybe as a former master who gave him the skills his father couldn’t, leading them to clash when out in the field. It would help him stand out as a villain.
The former should’ve been less of a gruff brute like Sledge and more watching from the shadows ala Doctor Claw, stepping in when stuff got real like the season finale. The camera could hide him from view until he stepped into the fray. He could also do with a smooth yet menacing voice so to speak. You know, hype up his final showdown in the end.
2. Brody’s time is space could’ve been expanded upon. Perhaps a few of Galaxy Warriors’ contestants crossed paths with the young ninja and are in a conflict of interests. Be it a noble warrior or a former foe. Again, Ripcon could sort of be the Shadow Weaver to Brody’s She-Ra of sorts.
Wait... does that make Odious Catra?
Um...
Additionally, maybe show how out of touch he is with Earth customs due to living on an alien ship for a bit of comic relief. Think Super Sentai’s comedic Reds but more chill and far less obnoxious, being a good leader even with his eccentricities. You could have him be the ones to weird out Victor and Monty.
3. Sledge’s crew should’ve been a rival to Galaxy Warriors in Super Ninja Steel as they catch onto her ruse and return. You could actually have him bring over the Galactic Ninjas with Fox Bots replacing the Viviks, making them more of a big deal.
Odious would go along with it to boost rating for the show and attract more warriors for her benefit. She could try to play both side leading up to the finale with Badonna as a spy so to speak. She has magic so while not let her shape-shift.
4. I get the sense Dane Romero was meant to be dead but it was deemed a tad dark and brought back since they had three Akaningers to adapt. He could’ve acted as a secondary mentor for the Rangers as he caught up with his sons and taught them more advanced skills.
Despite this, Ninja Steel was a fun ride even if it was a touch mellow. I feel like some of the hate is a touch overblow for the sake of hyperbole but I don’t fault anybody for finding this to not be their cup of tear. The anniversary element is another post entirely so I’ll save that for later.
Alright, guys, tear me apart.
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Tagged by @psi-groovin to do this thing (and I can’t remember if I’ve done this before so I’m gonna do it this time) So Basically I answer the questions and tag people I’d like to know better
Nickname: McGoo is p much the only one that is frequently used
Zodiac: Cancer sun/moon, Virgo rising (ik it was supposed to just be sun sign but I am thorough)
Height: 5′6.5″
Last Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail BUT if you mean first-time viewings, it was Vice
Last Thing I Googled: “john’s children compilation cd” and lemme tell you that was a failed attempt to find music by Baby Marc Bolan
Favorite Musician: If you just mean in terms of talent, I would say uhhhh every Beatle I guess but also John Densmore, Brian May, David Bowie, Jim Morrison, Arthur Lee, others,
Song Stuck In My Head: This one song that my friend wrote that we’re recording but like Only The Chorus
Other Blogs: Dear god why would I do that to myself, Another Blog ? Blease
Do I Get Asks: Rarely (but I would enjoy getting more!)
Blogs Following: I am following 292 blogs
Amount of Sleep: Uh around 9 hours mostly ? Depending on when I have to wake up
Lucky Number: 17 or 9
What I’m Wearing: Gilligan’s Island T-shirt, army green jeans (it was weird today, like five of us were wearing the exact same color combo,) silver claddagh ring, ametrine necklace that Tegan gave me :3c
Dream Job: Successful bassist/songwriter or composer or critically-acclaimed author or post-production engineer extraordinaire OR music history afficionado, either one, not sure but I’d be happy with any of those
Dream Trip: Hamburg for the atmosphere but Calgary for a certain cute boy :3333
Favorite Food: Either a cheese enchilada (which. if you know me. is one of the only things I ever order at Mexican restaurants bc I’m a creature of habit) or a grilled cheese sandwich (do you see a pattern here please help me I want to quit dairy)
Instruments: Bass guitar and a Little guitar, plus I used to play violin
Languages: English and the German I learned in high school (I would love love love to go back to school and get a degree in German too)
Songs: Uh idk if this is like “favorite songs” or “songs on shuffle” but I guess I’ll list 20 songs I like:
“Drive My Car” - The Beatles
“Once I Was” - Tim Buckley
“Burn Down the Mission” - Elton John (seeing this goober in a week!)
“Lazy Boy” - Franz Ferdinand
“Queen of the Highway” - The Doors
“Old Man” - Love
“Marry the Night” - Lady Gaga
“Deacon Blues” - Steely Dan
“Mend This Heart of Mine” - Afterglow
“Fame” - Santigold
“He Can Only Hold Her” - Amy Winehouse
“Under Pressure” - Queen and David Bowie
“Cello Song” - Nick Drake
“Break It Up” - Patti Smith
“Train In Vain” - The Clash
“Don’t Go Home With Your Hard-On” - Leonard Cohen (don’t @ me)
“Just Another Day” - Oingo Boingo
“Estimated Prophet” - Grateful Dead
“Spirits and Worm” - Spirits and Worm
“Wir bauen” - Tonbandgerät
Describe Yourself With Aesthetic Things: A palm tree-lined street, The Swamp of M*A*S*H fame, a fuzzy orange cat, dark red, bed head, a music store, colorful fairy lights, nonfiction books, Eddie Crane of course, iced coffee (okay maybe these are mostly just things you could use to summon me and also if you were to make a moodboard based on this information I wouldn’t hate you......if moodboards are still a thing)
Not sure who’s been tagged yet but I’ll say: @leerockers, @dj-bi-luigi2005, @axshadows, @the-astro-ace, @academyawardforgoodtimes, @joestrummershowl, @nelson-and-murdock and anybody else who’d like to do this can just say I tagged you :)
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So Monty definitely sketched some tattoo ideas he would like to see on his wife? Like e.g. a small flower, a little bird, a butterfly, moon and some stars, a heart, paw prints, ...
YEAH but he never pushed the agenda, though. if he found out she WANTED to get a tattoo(s) he’d be all over the idea, sketching on scrap paper and maybe even filling out a small notebook, and he loves the idea of small, sweet little ones for her because he’s a Sap from Hell
he kind of just imagines them in his mind’s eye, wondering about placement and colors and shapes, and just keeps them to himself, for the most part. he’d never really mention it unless she asked because he’s not about to say “HEY HI HERE’S HOW I THINK YOU SHOULD PERMANENTLY MARK YOUR OWN BODY” since he knows it’s a very, very personal decision and not his to make on her behalf
still, he secretly hopes that she’ll want his consultation and he’s holding out for the day when she says “monty, would you mind helping me out here?” 
what a goober
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rxpunzelwrites-blog · 8 years
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what my kiddos are doing for valentine’s day!
laura tagged along with lydia and rosy for a lot of the day because she normally spends the day with lydia and felt a little lonely probably. but then she left the two of them to do their own thing and now she’s scotty’s valentine and eating donuts with him.
audrey isn’t even aware it’s valentine’s day. she was probably alarmed by the all the paper hearts in messina then eventually shrugged it off and went to work.
harper spent it with toby of course, and baked him heart shaped cookies and they probably went for lunch with their kiddies! she also baked rhodes a batch as well and kissed him all over his face and told him she loved him no less than thirty times.
reuben had to help bill pick out a valentine’s day gift from tori and suggested that he take her on a ghost tour. whether or not he took that onboard is up to jenny :’) and then reuben pulled himself to dinner and asked daisy on a second date and probably just took her somewhere nice for dinner.
mickey didn’t celebrate valentine’s day because it’s shane’s birthday which is a hundred times more important to him. he saved up his money and bought him a vintage signed photo of gregory peck.
dennis went right ahead and bought bret flowers and they weren’t crumpled this time and he says that he’s only making up for squashing them on their auction date and that he didn’t even know that it was valentine’s day but he said all this with a stupid smile on his face and probably helped with the rosy surprise even though he complained the whole way through it.
alice spent the whole day making out with jay. probably in front of quinn at some point. i am so sorry.
leon sent an anonymous card to freddie because he’s in way over his head. silly boy.
atticus kissed eeeeeeveryone on the cheek today. but finn and reggie and amelia and annie got TWO kisses. he didn’t get anyone any gifts bc he claimed that he is their gift and that they should feel blessed.
wren claimed quinn as her valentine like she usually does. she made him a card like she usually does. and she kissed him like she usually does. later on, she went birdwatching with henry and tried to ignore all the flutters in her tummy.
rosy spent her day with lydia and got the best surprise EVERRRRR. she definitely cried. and then when laura left them alone she demanded that she and lydia cuddle in bed for the whole night and then told lydia that it’s the best valentine’s day she’d ever had. also realised she’s in love with lydia but didn’t say it out loud because she wants to tell bret first and ask if he thinks she should tell her.
wilhelm literally just spent the day with ringo starr. his ankle still hurts so he couldn’t even dance, poor bb.
felix wrote little valentine’s day cards for raegan, hazel and monica and then he sent one to eddie ‘from mallory’. but yeah it’s mostly from him. felix loves valentine’s day oh my gosh.
jack sang love songs all day, i’m not joking. he probably shyly serenaded ivy as well.
justin definitely asked raegan out on a date. and then as a joke he’d pretend he’d asked colton out as well and then he’d pretend to be worried about being double booked and then insist that indy needs to come now as well so there’ an even number. it probably wasn’t even his idea because he’s too dumb for that so raegan is welcome to take the credit.
callum debated asking what scotty was doing and then decided against it and just wished kai a happy valentine’s day through the wall before ultimately just going to work and spending his night on the docks.
brody lmaaaao okay so brody bought hunter a bunch of the saddest looking daffodils in the whole entire world because that was all he could afford. and he left them at her desk and claimed that it was so he could ‘keep up appearances’ oh my god i’ve been waiting to type this all day.
riley received lots of valentine’s cards from his students and took them all home with him and pinned them on his wall after he conferred with barry just to make sure that none of them were serious love letters. he sent monty a card and said he only did so because that’s what the two of them usually do.
sutton probably went to hang out with kara and ollie fully aware that it was valentine’s day but didn’t mention it and if it was brought up he would feign ignorance like ‘oh??? it’s valentine’s day???’
let’s not talk about how greyson is doing today
elsie kept herself to herself even though she contemplated wishing tara a happy valentine’s day but decided against it. angelica probably tried to corner her for a kiss but she ran away.
wardo is the most loved up fucking goober right now. he spent the whole day kissing louis and then dancing with cecily and ivy and was even nice to ulysses. wardo was in the best mood ever today okay.
elliot cooked chicken nuggets for melody and then took her to a monster truck rally. he asked for a kiss from raegan and was probably denied it, but he definitely gave rhodes a big kiss. and he’s super worried about him after the break up.
pace and cece didn’t give each other valentine’s gifts, but pace wished everyone he came across a happy valentine’s day. he filmed a lot of people getting their gifts and even caught a proposal on camera so he’s had a good day living through other people’s happiness.
angelica gave everyone all the kisses including lizzie, bea, jess, seth, katie, carter, cassie, conrad, melody and nearly elsie. basically if you think there’s a chance that angelica would have reason to kiss your oc then she definitely did.
dean spent the day watching finding nemo with mellie and baby hadley :)
joe hooked up with someone he can’t remember the name of. very romantic.
sybil went ghost hunting as usual, possibly with byron and if anyone tried to suggest something about that she’d threaten to curse them.
ella had class but brought hazel cupcakes home for her to decorate. she probably uploaded the footage to her youtube channel.
aaron is spending the day with his girlfriend but let it be known that he text astrid saying, ‘happy valentine’s day, maine x’
harvey was working but as you can see, he’s talking to kenny which means he’s very happy about that.
nathaniel spent the day with will and jane and kissed them both and basically just tried to keep will’s spirits up.
will isn’t doing good right now and he misses alex a lot and he feels edgy and anxious but he spent time with nathaniel and jane anyway bc he knew it would make nate happy.
dixie was working but when she saw séamus in the lobby, she definitely wished him a happy valentine’s day and then spent the rest of her shift blushing about it. also her momma made a sculpture in her pottery class and ‘in the spirit’ of valentine’s, she gave it to mr croft. innocently, of course, but dixie knows better and wasted no time in telling cassie and david.
cecily spent her day playing with apollo and smiling and giggling at wardo and louis. she let wardo dance with her and she hugged ivy and after some encouragement from her brother, she got brave enough to kiss louis on the cheek and wish him a happy valentine’s day before all the excitement got a bit too much for her and she scurried off to the museum. but then she saw david and got all frazzled again :’)
levi IS GOING ON A SORT-OF DATE WITH AMELIA AND THAT’S THAT ON THAT.
dustin is making fun of all his students’ valentines. because he’s a dick.
diego probably isn’t doing a lot bc when is he ever but i like to think he enlisted caroline’s help to draw a picture of a butterfly so he could give it to cedric.
chase is getting high af and hooking up with whoever wants him. mess.
max is having the time of her fricking life and sent valentine’s to practically all of messina. she’s wearing heart themed everything today and her muse is through the roof so she’s probably planned like six new novels and she’s LIVING. and she’s asking after everyone else’s valentines and how they’re going and fangirling over all the cute things.
holly walked into a novel idea. glared at katie. left.
benji probably got another kiss of david because i say so that’s why.
jutta has no valentine but she plans to find one when she goes out clubbing tonight so really she’ll be fine.
taylor sent valentine’s to both darren and ronnie from BOTH her and james because she knew james wanted to but wasn’t brave enough, and it also helped her feel less guilty about everything that’s happened between her and the boys lately.
bennett got piss drunk then found some randomer to sleep with so he can forget about calvin and hero.
kit is in a surprisingly good mood today. simon gave her chocolates which she didn’t eat, but gave them to cody instead. then she baked cakes for daisy, simon, lo and beau. she was probably super shy about giving lo one but again, she’s in a good mood, she got over herself and did it.
simon woke up feeling sad but he still went into work and bravely wished billy a happy valentine’s day AS A FRIEND before saying the same to everyone else in a novel idea. then he went home and gave chocolate to kit and beau to be a gentleman.
evie demanded that jax be her valentine because she knew he hasn’t quite managed to work up the courage to ask ronan out and ronan remains oblivious.
oz gave out free candy to everyone and tried not to be sad when daisy told him she was going on a date with reuben so there’s that.
caroline heard that amelia and cassie were both otherwise preoccupied but decided that was okay because she woke up and tackled jason and gave him a big kiss on the cheek as well as a card that says ‘i love you to infinity and beyond’. she also bumped into gabe and pretended to not know it was valentine’s day pls just give me this.
mellie is probs very anti-valetine’s day right now. she’s avoiding che and probably pouted if indy did end up giving into justin and going out, so she watched finding nemo with dean instead.
ronan was working and being oblivious about jax and i hate him for it. he probably spent what free time he had attempting to find a date for his cousin, abel.
alfie baked all his friends a heart shaped pie and gave them all kisses even though he’s a little bi awkward around scotty rn because he’s not sure if he’s allowed to kiss his cheek anymore, but his spirits were up anyway!
emma was on set and i’m sure that drew did something charming so there’s that :’)
ellis arranged so many flower bouquets today and you can bet your goddamn ass she went to pick clara up at school and gave one to barry whether he liked it or not. she also graciously camped out in calvin’s room in order to give rory the space should he bring someone home :’) and because of that she probably bulled calvin into letting her braid his hair.
seth spent the day with all of his friend - not just katie. he gave all of his friend a valentine’s day hug - not just katie. he went out at night with all of his friends - not just katie. AND YES HE’S SURE HE STARED LONGINGLY AT /ALL/ OF HIS FRIENDS NOT JUST KATIE, THANKS VERY MUCH.
noah literally spent the whole of rehearsal belting every single iconic broadway love song at isaac just to get a reaction from him.
conrad was bullied by anya into wishing lizzie a happy valentine’s day. he’s going to be embarrassed about this for the next three months.
carter as we know was cassie’s valentine and the two of them shared alllll the candy and chocolate together. and then he met teddy and let a stranger hug him and that’s very important for him. also, he pined over jess. as per.
kevin WAS SNAKED BY CARTER FUCKING HEFFRON. he’s v displeased and pouted at katie for being the mastermind behind the whole thing.
piper probably took a selfie with hunter and sent it to brody saying that she was stealing his valentine. 
robbie spent it with blair and was appalled when jimmy showed up to ask if he could take blair out because EXCUSE ME CATTLE MAN THAT’S MY VALENTINE AND I NEED TO MAKE ALL THE MEMORIES WITH HER. so my headcanon is that he obnoxiously tagged along.
beau got cakes from kit and chocolate from simon and bought lo a big tub of marshmallows :) she’s not really up for celebrating though after her break up.
bailey sent all of her sisters gifts and then went to the stables so she could assist couples going on valentine treks together. she briefly contemplated how lonely single life can be but swiftly got over it.
adam definitely gave mack a card and a teddy literally just to piss off roy because he’s awful.
sawyer was in the ER and probably walked in on bennett and someone on the on-call room and is scarred for life. she debated going to see lux but then realised caleb might be working and decided against it.
micah spent the day at home with jd. he feels bad about not really checking on greyson but he knows he doesn’t treat jd the way he should or spend that much time with him on a good day and he wants to make that up to him on the national day of romance.
foster was working and probably received an inappropriate valentine’s from one of his students that probably left him close to tears because NO THIS IS WRONG WHY CAN’T I JUST HAVE AN EASY LIFE. he probably debated shoving himself back in the janitor’s closet before ultimately deciding to hide away at lunch time and share his babybel with ryke.
jimmy decided to ask out blair for the day and then realised that meant robbie would be tagging along. he was only a little annoyed.
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honeylikewords · 7 years
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Okay so just to set the record straight, who all do you headcanon as Jewish or has Jewish roots? Because we've got Eddie as straight up Jewish, and I think a while back you said Frank came from a family mixed with Italian Catholics and some Jewish ancestry. Who else? 😗
tbh i feel like they All have the ancestry and while they may not be religious or culturally connected to it, they would all be jewish by blood or whatever you want to call that particular kind of connection
so i’m just gonna give a rundown of the list real quick!
frank: italian catholic-jewish. not uncommon, suprisingly! catholic-jewish interfaith families are common enough, and i hc frank as descending from one! i imagine that his mother was fully jewish and his father was italian catholic, so he was raised with both of the loudest possible families on the face of the planet. the man knows how to evade personal questions at a too-large family holiday dinner party and knows how to sweep a loaded religious statement right under the rug.
shane: he’s not especially religious, but i do see him as coming from a non-orthodox, pretty laid back jewish family. he celebrates hanukkah with his grandparents and parents and he had a bar mitzvah, but for the most part he just is Shane Walsh, Southern Dude. still, i cling to the idea of jewish shane for personal reasons and because i’m Lame
david: probably the least “jewish jew” out of all of ‘em. he’s straight up christian, and that’s rad! but i mean, he’s at least descended from jewish folk. it’s in there.
michael: Literally The Biggest Jew On This Whole List. it’s literally canon. i don’t have to say anything except “Hebrew Hammer”.
BJ: BIG HONKIN’ JEW COMING THROUGH. he’s probably laid back about it, too, but i think his dad was jewish (if not practicing) and sally is, too. he’s a casual observer of the faith but certainly culturally connected to it, and had his fair share of cheek pinching at synagogue. 
braxton: again, i don’t really know where i stand on this. he’s got a white brother (ben affleck isn’t jewish as far as i know, but jon is), so,,, probably isn’t? then again i’d love me a jewish brax, just sayin’
grady: eh. in the south there’s a lot of pretty rough antisemitism and i imagine that grady is more christian than anything else, and he’s barely even that. still, i think that he’s got jewish ancestry, and that makes the WWII situation all the more painful.
joe: JEWISH. no doubt in my mind. he’s not religious, i figure, but he’s got a jewish background and parents and family and he certainly had to go the whole nine yards. he’s seen it all, and he’s pretty proud of his heritage, i like to think.
griff/monty: YEP. but lowkey. he’s relaxed about it and is more culturally jewish than anything else. but that’s not to say that this fella won’t go barrelling into a synagogue and yell “RABBI, RABBI, I NEED CONSULTATION” because he wants to talk about getting married in a traditional wedding for his parent’s sake
manny: again, not a very solid contender, imo. he’s like,,,, vaguely jewish to me because basically all jons are in my mind, but he’s less so. i see him as more hispanic-catholic than anything else, ya know?
that should be my Comprehensive List Of Jews!!! lemme know if i missed anyone and i’ll play my little harmonica and the notes will sing out “jeeeewish” or “noooooot a jew, my dude”
i’m a goober i’m so sorry about this deluge
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